View Full Version : Q&A with the Anonymous RAW General Manager #2
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:15 AM
Hi there! Since the last time the Anonymous RAW General Manager was in power, we have had a whole new crop of posters here at TPWW.
New TPWW posters who may not be aware that it is common knowledge on this site that I, Lock Jaw, was and am the Anonymous RAW GM.
So I just wanted to set the record straight, and to once again open the floor to any questions you may have.
Thanks,
Lock Jaw, the Anonymous General Manager of RAW & Anonymous Global Moderator of TPWW
Ultra Mantis
11-25-2014, 04:21 PM
When will Ultra Mantis be officially and justly crowned as the winner of The (unjuanctioned) WWE Pool #5?
Ultra Mantis
11-25-2014, 04:22 PM
Also can you confirm that Whiteyford finished last?
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 04:30 PM
When will Ultra Mantis be officially and justly crowned as the winner of The (unjuanctioned) WWE Pool #5?
When someone gives me all the missing results like I asked
Also can you confirm that Whiteyford finished last?
I can neither confirm or deny these allegations
what's your favourite kind of cheese?
Emperor Smeat
11-25-2014, 04:38 PM
Will you be punishing Hornswoggle for trying to take your spotlight as the GM?
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 04:38 PM
what's your favourite kind of cheese?
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loakc1kuls1qjkec8o1_500.png
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 04:39 PM
Will you be punishing Hornswoggle for trying to take your spotlight as the GM?
No. He was in on it.... used him to take "the heat" off of me so I can "lie low" for awhile and plot my comeback....
owenbrown
11-25-2014, 04:48 PM
when will you show your face on a Cringecast?
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 04:55 PM
when will you show your face on a Cringecast?
When will you tell everyone what ethnicity you are?
owenbrown
11-25-2014, 05:01 PM
so never then... ok
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 05:14 PM
You will never say what ethnicity you are?
You need to man the F up!
which supposedly straight tpww poster wants to bone slik?
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 06:01 PM
which supposedly straight tpww poster wants to bone slik?
road doggy dogg, easily.
ron the dial
11-25-2014, 07:10 PM
so never then... ok
COME ON OWEN
Tazz Dan
11-25-2014, 07:13 PM
What time is it really? Time to play the game? Or Vader time?
Innovator
11-25-2014, 07:15 PM
Why is Cena's time now when it's been the same time for 9 years?
Tazz Dan
11-25-2014, 07:19 PM
What time is it really? Time to play the game? Or Vader time?
Why is Cena's time now when it's been the same time for 9 years?
Which begs the further question. Who's time is up for it to be Cena's time now. Is it Vader's time? Or the time of game playing?
Tazz Dan
11-25-2014, 07:19 PM
Some pretty fucking hard hitting questions here.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 07:21 PM
What time is it really? Time to play the game? Or Vader time?
Vader time. Always Vader time.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 07:24 PM
Why is Cena's time now when it's been the same time for 9 years?
Obviously because John Cena is a huge heel and froze time. Yes, it may seem to move... But in the large picture he has frozen time so that his time is ALWAYS now.
We can only hope for some hero to notice this has been going on and destroy whatever it is Cena is using to freeze time.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 07:28 PM
Which begs the further question. Who's time is up for it to be Cena's time now. Is it Vader's time? Or the time of game playing?
It is an all encompassing "your time is up" that refers to not only the past, but to the present and future. Until someone stops him.
Simple Fan
11-25-2014, 07:54 PM
Are we going to get the company wide battle royal for the US title next week since Daniel Bryant lied to us all.
Tazz Dan
11-25-2014, 07:54 PM
Why did Christian never win the WWE Title? Is it because he's not as good as RVD?
Razzamajazz
11-25-2014, 08:00 PM
who will have the next "streak" in rasslin?
Innovator
11-25-2014, 08:00 PM
Why did you let the leprechaun take the fall for you? What's he hiding?
parkmania
11-25-2014, 10:37 PM
Is it actually Vader Time, or just clobberin time?
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:47 PM
Are we going to get the company wide battle royal for the US title next week since Daniel Bryant lied to us all.
Nah, that idea is dumb
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:49 PM
Why did Christian never win the WWE Title? Is it because he's not as good as RVD?
No, it is because "The Man" was holding him down. While RVD, who made a living coasting off his ECW rep, got the title only so they could promote the resurgence of the ECW brand.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:49 PM
who will have the next "streak" in rasslin?
Whoever debuts next until they lose for the first time.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:51 PM
Why did you let the leprechaun take the fall for you? What's he hiding?
Not hiding anything. I just wanted to lay low and take the heat off , so we came to an arrangement where he would seemingly take the fall for me.
Lock Jaw
11-25-2014, 11:51 PM
Is it actually Vader Time, or just clobberin time?
Vader Time is pretty much clobbering time.
FourFifty
11-26-2014, 12:28 AM
Should I "reboot" myself on tpww?
Lock Jaw
11-26-2014, 12:42 AM
Should I "reboot" myself on tpww?
You take a chance, but it could lead to new heights if done well.
Destor
11-26-2014, 03:18 AM
I dont think lockjaw understands what anonymous means
DAMN iNATOR
11-26-2014, 03:32 AM
May I ask, LJ, why did you spam the hell out of Cole's e-mail with porn site membership offers and viagra and other "male enhancement" pills and other remedies? Clearly that was the content of all but that first message...
Also, can you explain why I found out you also e-mailed Cole with a message falsely stating that you are a Nigerian prince and 4th in line to the succession to the throne as King and then offer him ("and I quote...") the sum of "$1 million American dollars" in exchange for his personal info and bank checking account routing number?!
Also, where the hell is Jeff Harvey? Thought he was supposed to have re-debuted by now?
DAMN iNATOR
11-26-2014, 03:35 AM
Oh, I almost forgot the most important question of all time. If you can be un-biased, seeing as you are, after all, the Anonymous "*RAW*" GM...
Should Shisen tape SD! this week?
Will you also be the Anonymous SmackDown General Manager? Or is that just a waste of your valuable time?
Lock Jaw
11-26-2014, 06:19 PM
May I ask, LJ, why did you spam the hell out of Cole's e-mail with porn site membership offers and viagra and other "male enhancement" pills and other remedies? Clearly that was the content of all but that first message...
Also, can you explain why I found out you also e-mailed Cole with a message falsely stating that you are a Nigerian prince and 4th in line to the succession to the throne as King and then offer him ("and I quote...") the sum of "$1 million American dollars" in exchange for his personal info and bank checking account routing number?!
Also, where the hell is Jeff Harvey? Thought he was supposed to have re-debuted by now?
I clicked on a Ryan Clark link and must have received a virus.
No truth at all to Jeff Harvey thing.
Lock Jaw
11-26-2014, 06:20 PM
Oh, I almost forgot the most important question of all time. If you can be un-biased, seeing as you are, after all, the Anonymous "*RAW*" GM...
Should Shisen tape SD! this week?
Nah.
Lock Jaw
11-26-2014, 06:22 PM
Will you also be the Anonymous SmackDown General Manager? Or is that just a waste of your valuable time?
Heck no. Waste of my time. Anything I like, I will just do again on RAW, where people will actually be watching.
For example, I can confirm
The New Day, who debuted on Smackdown, will have the exact same match and debut on RAW.
Sepholio
11-26-2014, 07:57 PM
Are you going to bring back the nWo and wreak (Halloween) Havoc all over RAW?
Emperor Smeat
11-26-2014, 09:13 PM
Are you going to make next week's RAW an Ultimate Warrior themed episode?
Everything to incoporate something Warrior based like a 4 corners rope shaking match or Concessions Kane wearing Warrior face paint for his backstage skit.
Surfer Sting OR Biker Taker?
Helmsphere
11-27-2014, 01:46 AM
Can I be your Brad Maddox?
Lock Jaw
11-27-2014, 02:31 PM
Are you going to bring back the nWo and wreak (Halloween) Havoc all over RAW?
No. Stop living in the past.
Are you going to make next week's RAW an Ultimate Warrior themed episode?
Everything to incoporate something Warrior based like a 4 corners rope shaking match or Concessions Kane wearing Warrior face paint for his backstage skit.
No. I love the Ultimate Warrior, but again, I have to live in the now.
Surfer Sting OR Biker Taker?
Ok. Screw living in the now. Surfer Sting, obviously.
Can I be your Brad Maddox?
Are you coming on to me?
Helmsphere
11-27-2014, 02:35 PM
Are you coming on to me?
If it means I can finally do my online stalker/Catfish Gimmick with you on the computer, Then Yes...
If Not....Then Still Yes
SlickyTrickyDamon
11-27-2014, 11:38 PM
Will you fire Chris Amann for nearly killing CM Punk with his misdiagnosis of a serious Staph infection?
Lock Jaw
11-27-2014, 11:58 PM
Will you fire Chris Amann for nearly killing CM Punk with his misdiagnosis of a serious Staph infection?
You are missing the point where I am only the GM of Raw. What makes you think I have larger powers of firing non-wrestlers from within the company?
Dukelorange
11-28-2014, 08:44 PM
Android or iOS?
Lock Jaw
11-28-2014, 08:54 PM
I have an "Android". Never had anything with iOS.
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Innovator
11-29-2014, 07:51 AM
I have an "Android". Never had anything with iOS.
Then why do you use the IOS ringtone?
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