Do you wanna see another "Body" in the WWE?

[Rollermacka]

The Narcissistic gimmick is one that has been done since the beginnings of professional wrestling. Tyler Breeze is doing a great job with the male model gimmick in NXT but it doesn't have that "spectacle" aspect to it like Luger or Rude had. Would you like to see a guy in today's WWE that is that 300 lb 4% bodyfat, and just looks like he's "chiseled out of stone"?

[Bad News Gertner]

I wanna see fat wrestlers make a comeback

[drave]

I wanna see fat wrestlers make a comeback

Fat guys with mullets ONLY.

[ron the dial]

as i said when it comes to another goofy gimmick, if they have somebody that can pull it off then i am all for it.

[ron the dial]

although more fat dudes would be good, too.

[drave]

although more fat dudes would be good, too. But only if they have mullets.

Fixed your god damn post. Gonna make you talk to Jesus if you keep up this slackery.

[drave]

In all honesty though, I gotta go back to Rick Martel. I hated him soooooooooooooo much more than Rude or anyone else with the same gimmick.

Ziggler has the charisma to do it, but I feel he is too "hot" as a face right now to flip the script and capitalize on it. Down the road, sure, but now is not the time.

[ron the dial]

nobody can touch the glory of my mullet, so i don't even want them to try.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should find somebody to be Dino Bravo Jr.

[owenbrown]

"Narcissus gimmick" :shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Narcicesaro.

[Fignuts]

Never really liked that gimmick.

Will throw my hat in with the fat guy movement, however.

[Innovator]

Body gimmicks don't work when everyone has a body now.

Bottom line, more fat guys.

[Curtis]

I want to see another YE-TAY in the WWE.

[VSG]

Doesn't have to be a 300 lb guy with 4% body fat. Even HBK pulled it off, of sorts. It's more about the ego of the character.

[Bad News Gertner]

Time for the 5 count to make a comeback. King Kong Bundy, we await your arrival.

[Rollermacka]

Doesn't have to be a 300 lb guy with 4% body fat. Even HBK pulled it off, of sorts. It's more about the ego of the character.

Well, that's what I'm saying with Tyler Breeze or when the Miz was a "movie star" and didn't want to be hit in the face. They were good but they didn't have that "spectacle" feel that the huge muscle bound guys had.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Bringing back fat guys is one hell of an idea

[XL]

It worked so well with Chris Masters, why not do it again?

[Innovator]

More Bull Dempseys

[The Condor]

Golga V.2. may be a good idea

[Curtis]

WWE should have a sensitive man gimmick. A fat guy who is depressed about being fat and is very sensitive.
"Sensitive" Edmont Lexington. Each time he gets slammed in the ring, he starts crying and runs to the back getting Dqued. Next week he reads poetry on the tron about his mistreatment. and how hard it is to lose weight and blames his genes for it.


In a funny moment he can be blaming his genes when Gene Snitsky shows up in a cameo and says, "Edmont Lexington says he is fat because of a bad Gene. Well, I'm a bad gene but him being fat is because he eats a lot and it ISNT MY FAULT!"

[Lock Jaw]

Speaking of depressed rasslers, they should do a gimmick where there is a skinny depressed rassler. He is "emo" and wants to kill himself, but is too much of a coward, so he joins the rassling federation in the hopes that he will literally be beaten to death.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Speaking of depressed rasslers, they should do a gimmick where there is a skinny depressed rassler. He is "emo" and wants to kill himself, but is too much of a coward, so he joins the rassling federation in the hopes that he will literally be beaten to death.

ECW's Colin Delaney. The WWE's answer to Connor from Angel.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: more fat guys

Maybe even more tag team combos of a small guy and a fat guy like Jericho/Big Show and Jesse/Festus

[Bad News Gertner]

Big Show and Festus are not fat guys. Viscera, Akeem and King Kong Bundy are fat guys. You need to hace a boiler to qualify.

[Shisen Kopf]

Playboy Buddy Rose was the best fat guy rassler ever. He even had his own weight loss powder.

[Ultra Mantis]

Speaking of depressed rasslers, they should do a gimmick where there is a skinny depressed rassler. He is "emo" and wants to kill himself, but is too much of a coward, so he joins the rassling federation in the hopes that he will literally be beaten to death.

If this is how we bring in Jimmy Jacobs I'd be 100% behind this.

[Innovator]

Big Show and Festus are not fat guys. Viscera, Akeem and King Kong Bundy are fat guys. You need to hace a boiler to qualify.

Where does Bam Bam fit in the scale?

[Bad News Gertner]

Definitely not a fat guy

[Mr. Nerfect]

Not really a fan of the gimmick. It's like the evil foreigner to me -- there's just not enough dimension in it.

I'm all for the WWE bringing in Jimmy Jacobs. I think he could do cult leader with a more "human" edge than Bray Wyatt. Give him a run in NXT, where everybody gets over, and then have him sit front row for Seth Rollins' matches or something, and build this idea that they "know each other." And give Jacobs Luke Harper as muscle.

[voncouch]

Depends, can he work?

[Tom Guycott]

Time for the 5 count to make a comeback. King Kong Bundy, we await your arrival.

Had to chances with this, first with Brodus Clay looking like Bundy, then being turned into a cartoony dancer... then with Big E on NXT, but the gimmick didn't make the jump to the main roster. Funny, because it was over as fuck, and a licence to print money waiting to happen.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ronald Funches needs to have a tryout for the WWE. He'd be the most over babyface in the history of the WWE.

[Maluco]

Guys like Rick Rude and The Model were seriously underrated, so I would be all for it if you had a performer of that standard behind the gimmick.

Actually really miss the fat guys too though, nothing like a devastating belly to belly/big splash combo

[Bad News Gertner]

A fat guy doing a big splash always gets a reaction. Hell, even Viscera's did.

[Innovator]

A fat guy doing a big splash always gets a reaction. Hell, even Viscera's did.

Big Vis's wheel kick was tremendous

[DAMN iNATOR]

It worked so well with Chris Masters, why not do it again?

I actually sort of had hopes that when he returned a few years back he might actually get to at least IC Champ level, but alas it wasn't meant to be.

Most recent gimmick like this that I actually enjoyed was Ryder doing his "Jersey Shore" ladies' man.

[DAMN iNATOR]

A fat guy doing a big splash always gets a reaction. Hell, even Viscera's did.

For all the wrong reasons.

[Heyman]

I'd like to see a returning Gangrel play this character. Gangrel, with his old Brood character, would come down to the ring and show off his physique, but everyone would be like, WTF?!?!! I think it would be a good combination of comedy, weirdness, uncertainty, and bah gawd, entertainment! Val Venis also returns and sucks Mark Henry's dick.

[Curtis]

I'd like to see a returning Gangrel play this character. Gangrel, with his old Brood character, would come down to the ring and show off his physique, but everyone would be like, WTF?!?!! I think it would be a good combination of comedy, weirdness, uncertainty, and bah gawd, entertainment! Val Venis also returns and sucks Mark Henry's dick.

What about Mideon, should he come back and have a gimmick where he is afraid to take off his clothes because "of what happen last time" and always wears like 3 sweaters, overcoats and trenchcoats ?

[Stickman]

Jesse The Body Ventura

[Heyman]

What about Mideon, should he come back and have a gimmick where he is afraid to take off his clothes because "of what happen last time" and always wears like 3 sweaters, overcoats and trenchcoats ?



Mideon should come back and admit to the world that he doesn't enjoy sucking on penis. He only likes the smell of it. He leaves us with this thought to ponder, and then disappears from the WWE once again.