John Cenas WWE Fast Lane: the Game/the PPV/the Thread

[Droford]

http://www.allwrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/John-Cena-Fast-Lane.jpg

Cena should have challenged Rusev to a street race

[Volare]

What kind of car would Rusev drive I wonder?

[Volare]

Better yet, if Cena wins the US title does he bring back the spinner belt?

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe Del Rio left an old Bentley or something behind.

[Lock Jaw]

Should have another monster truck match

[Emperor Smeat]

What kind of car would Rusev drive I wonder?

Probably the classic Motherland Russia sports car.

http://www.1zoom.me/prev/287/286328.jpg

[Volare]

This picture is missing Lana cleaning his car.

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000eI1JWYy_npc/s/900/russia-moscow-putin-car-wash-ru175307.jpg

[Maluco]

In Brazil at minute and there is no TV channel here that shows this, anyone know of a quality stream or any site where I can watch this?

[Droford]

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/1954-Aerocar-Flying-Car.jpg#geekosystem

JBl It's a flying Yugo Maggle!

[road doggy dogg]

http://taima.tv/r/sc

[road doggy dogg]

Hope WWE Paige wins tonight and looks sexy doing it

[Volare]

I wonder if Nikki's shorts are gonna get shorter or not.

[Lock Jaw]

She probably won't win, but I picked her to win in "Tipsters"

[Volare]

Me too.

[road doggy dogg]

Nikki Bella doesn't look like a real person.. idk

[Lock Jaw]

I find Nikki Bella "hot" except for recently when she was in that green outfit, upped the tanner to glowing orange, and wore her hair "back".

[erickman]

wheres stings bigfoot truck

[road doggy dogg]

elongated face... Brie much more attractive imo

[Volare]

This Nikki is a yes.

http://pwpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Nikki-Bella-48.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Brie too skinny.... needs to eat a sandwich....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who would not fuck Nikki Bella? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

[Volare]

One of the few girls I wish had a sex tape leak.

[road doggy dogg]

Who would not fuck Nikki Bella? What the fuck is wrong with all of you?

Who said anything about not fucking her?

[Lock Jaw]

One of the few girls I wish had a sex tape leak.

Cena Wins

[road doggy dogg]

this Fast Lane song seems "really terrible"

[road doggy dogg]

Renee so pretty always

[Jazzy Foot]

Looking forward to the first ever Tits Match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This Nikki is a yes.

http://pwpop.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/Nikki-Bella-48.jpg

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[Volare]

this Fast Lane song seems "really terrible"

Gangsta shit homie gangsta!

[road doggy dogg]

Master of the "Feed me more" seems like a stupid thing to say, Ryback

[Poit]

Shirtless Dean Ambrose :y:

[Volare]

Ambrose with an awesome interview.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats the bonus match for the preshow did it already happen?

[road doggy dogg]

nothing yet

[road doggy dogg]

excited for possible Naked Paige

[road doggy dogg]

Bella sideboob yeah baby

[Jazzy Foot]

Is the reason this PPV is being shown free in most places because it clashes with the Oscars?

[Innovator]

Renee

[Volare]

Best Preshow ever....side boob action!

[road doggy dogg]

Renee with a Mean Girls ref... love her

[Corndad]

http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/58500721.jpg

[Jazzy Foot]

Shirtless Dean Ambrose :y:

I want shirtless Paige.

PPV hasn't begun and I've already started wanking.

[erickman]

that's what eva thinks of wrestling

[road doggy dogg]

Mizdow good reactions

[Volare]

Miz doing an excellent job.

[Volare]

lmao Mizdow

[GD]

lol that was hilarious

[Lock Jaw]

Mizdow turning on Miz at Wrestlemania would get a huge reaction.... hope they hold off on it until the actual event.

[Corndad]

Mizdow deserves A Mania slot. He probably won't get one but he's been one of most entertaining guys for months now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Great Heyman. Like a teacher. Repeating himself.

[Volare]

BOOKER GIF OF THE YEAR!

[Poit]

For any who may be interested, we're doing a LIVE TLP Fastlane discussion (http://youtu.be/l66EQVXKpuE).

[Volare]

The Bryan/Reigns set up is making me think of WM22 with Cena/Triple H....with Jim Ross even calling it old school vs new school, wrestling and tradition vs the new generation and all that stuff.

[Droford]

Velocity a crappy b show that used to air Saturday nights

[RVDmark]

Velocity a crappy b show that used to air Saturday nights

Velocity was a B show? I thought it was at least D.

[GD]

The guy sitting behind JBL looks like Marty McFly.

[Lock Jaw]

Every stream sucks....

[Volare]

Check Rep LJ.

[Wishbone]

Every stream sucks....

Hell, I'm watching on the Network and it keeps going from HD to shit every couple seconds...

[Droford]

Ryback can be the bag guy at his local grocery store...they can even use "feed you more..for less"

[Wishbone]

Rowan rocking the new boiler suit.

[Droford]

I always think Dolph trunks say dvr it

[Emperor Smeat]

Did JBL just make a dig at Punk with that quit line out of nowhere?

[Droford]

Did JBL just make a dig at Punk with that quit line out of nowhere?

Take your ball of staph infection and go home

[Wishbone]

Kinda wish Rowan wasn't used a the jobber of team Cena... I know he's not that great, but I feel like he'd be much better served as a midcard monster. Seems like a waste to have him doing this.

[Wishbone]

King really needs to retire... These dad jokes are killing me.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

This match really needed to be mostly Dolph Vs. Rollins. It has not.

[Droford]

Big Show submission expert

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

AVADA KADAVERA!

[Volare]

Welp 0-1 tipsters.

[Wishbone]

.........

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big Show with Superman Punch of his own.

[Wishbone]

I mean I don't hate Team Authority winning, but why the hell didn't Rollins get the pin?

[Dark One]

I mean I don't hate Team Authority winning, but why the hell didn't Rollins get the pin?

I think they're going with the Royal Rumble strategy again.

They're pissing everyone off early in the hopes they'll get tired out by the time Roman Reigns wins at 10:55 again.

[Wishbone]

So instead of doing RAW repeats on Smackdown we're getting Smackdown replays on PPV. Yay...

[Volare]

OUTTA NOWHERE!!

[Tazz Dan]

ORTON!!!!!

[Wishbone]

Oh fuck!

[Droford]

Time for orton/sheamus

[road doggy dogg]

rko

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Seth Runnings.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Mercury with the patent top rope move of nothing against Orton. Nobody seems to ever learn that never works.

[Droford]

I'm clearly behind about 2 minutes..bleh

[Lock Jaw]

Good to see Orton back....

Wonder what Ziggler/Ryback do at Wrestlemania, though.... tag match against Show/Kane, or just thrown into a battle royale for all the "extras"?

[Wishbone]

Y'know I'd like to see Cody keep some of the crazy he's got as Stardust when he turns back. I really enjoy the psycho aspect of his character.

[Wishbone]

Good to see Orton back....

Wonder what Ziggler/Ryback do at Wrestlemania, though.... tag match against Show/Kane, or just thrown into a battle royale for all the "extras"?

My money's on them ending up in the battle royal at this point.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Orton doesn't instantly become a full-on face.... all the other faces should still pretty much hate him, and he should pretty much just care about him being the face of the WWE.

[owenbrown]

Watching the TLP crew right now

[Wishbone]

God, poor Dusty... He looks awful these days. :(

[Wishbone]

What the hell happened to Stardust's shirt?

[Emperor Smeat]

Good to see Orton back....

Wonder what Ziggler/Ryback do at Wrestlemania, though.... tag match against Show/Kane, or just thrown into a battle royale for all the "extras"?

The dirtsheets hinted at a tag match assuming those two stay together as a team. Then again Ziggy vs Rollins was also teased as a backup plan in case Orton-Rollins couldn't happen at Mania.

[Dark One]

What the hell happened to Stardust's shirt?

And his crowd reaction.

[Corndad]

C'mon Stardust

[Wishbone]

His outfit makes me uncomfortable...

[Droford]

I can't wait for AssDust

[Tazz Dan]

I like Cody's gear tonight.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I like Cody's gear tonight.

Sort of like American dream with the stars.

[Jazzy Foot]

kinda lingers

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Whats with the crowd?

[Wishbone]

I like Cody's gear tonight.

Needs to paint his chest too if he's going with this outfit going forward... the bare chest just looks out of place with the rest of it.

[Droford]

Ooh oh youre only stars and meteors

[Wishbone]

JBL's been mentioning Mil Mascaras a lot lately...

[Droford]

Goldust ends up wrestling as Dustin Rhodes

[KIRA]

Wake the fuck up Memphis you fat slobs

[Volare]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[road doggy dogg]

terrible crowd

[Wishbone]

Someone must have spiked the concession stand with horse tranquilizer.

[Dark One]

What a shitfest of a start. That match went over like a turd in a punchbowl. Not so much the Rhodes' boys fault, but still.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

hahahaha

[Wishbone]

Also looks like we're getting Goldust vs Cody part 2 at WM.

[KIRA]

I hope Codey/stardust becomes even more vicious,crazy and twisted

[Lock Jaw]

Gonna be a Facepaint vs. Career match at Mania

[KIRA]

terrible crowd

:'( I know.

[KIRA]

Daily Show reference let the bloodsucking begin.

[Volare]

WOW CODY THAT WAS AWESOME!

[Lock Jaw]

Dusty just standing non-chalantly with hands in pockets watching his kids beat each other up.

[Droford]

KAjHULaNy00

[KIRA]

loving Cody right now

[dronepool]

I like Cody's hiss.

[Wishbone]

If Cody can somehow combine this right here with regular Cody we very well might be looking a main event material.

[Dukelorange]

Did Stardust IWC Dusty Rhodes?

[Volare]

CATARO YOU GOTTA WIN CMON BOYS!

[Volare]

Cesaro with the beats on too lmao!

[Wishbone]

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO!

[Dark One]

CATARO YOU GOTTA WIN CMON BOYS!

Save_Us.Catsaro

Hopefully this'll get the show kicked into gear.

[Lock Jaw]

Love The Usos so much, but wouldn't mind them losing to this team.

[Volare]

It damn well better!

[Dark One]

Looks like Nattie's bags got lost on the flight in and they had to stop by a S&M store on the way to the arena.

[Wishbone]

Calling someone ignorant when you yourself can't say ignorant correctly is not a good idea.

[Tazz Dan]

Looks like Nattie's bags got lost on the flight in and they had to stop by a S&M store on the way to the arena.

I prefer to believe that's just how she rolls :drool:

[owenbrown]

http://tpwwblog.freezoy.com/wp/?p=408

[Droford]

Closed captioning won't caption Jackass lol

[KIRA]

Save_Us.Catsaro

Hopefully this'll get the show kicked into gear.

I'd like to believe thee crowd's silence is more akin to Japanese crowds but I'd just be excusing a bad crowd I hope they wake up as it goes on.

don't wanna be Ohio State

[Volare]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!

[KIRA]

YEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

[Tazz Dan]

Woooooo!!!!!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erickman]

damn

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BRASS RING CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Brass Ring Club won

[Tazz Dan]

This has made me very happy in my crotch area.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MOSS COVERED THREE HANDLED FAMILY CREDENZA!

[Volare]

AWWW SHIT SON STING TIME!

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet!

A bit of a weird end with Cesaro tossing Uso in ring only for Uso to roll out again.

I'm happy, though.

I hope we get a rematch at Mania.

[DaveWadding]

CATSARO

[Corndad]

Nice!! Excited for Tag Division again.

[Lock Jaw]

Realized I have nothing to snack on in my place..... what good is watching rassling without anything to snack on....

[rockman725]

I am very surprised at this. Thought for sure they would have kept the belts on the Usos until after the Hall Of Fame and then have Kidd/Cesaro get a WM moment by winning the belts.

[Dark One]

Surprised Triple H didn't call out Sting on the pre-show to RSVP for the calling out on the main show.

[Droford]

BRASS RING CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

more like the copper rings

[Lock Jaw]

Surfer Sting vs. Blue Blood Hunter Hearst Helmsley only

[KIRA]

Isn't it kinda weird to promote a face to face for a PPV

[Poit]

A bit of a weird end with Cesaro tossing Uso in ring only for Uso to roll out again.

I think it was a ref distraction.

[Droford]

Slater Sting

[Emperor Smeat]

Will laugh if Sting only showed up via satellite.

[KIRA]

They really should have let him keep his WCW theme it was so badass

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ single dude trying to start a "W C W!" chant

[Droford]

It's showtime!

Oh wait

[KIRA]

lol at the guy with the "dub ce dub chant"

[Emperor Smeat]

They really should have let him keep his WCW theme it was so badass

Either that or what they used for the WWE 2k15 commercial. His current one sounds really generic for someone who's supposed to be a huge deal.

[KIRA]

do they even make jeans like the ones HHH has on anymore ?

[Droford]

Gonna treat Sting like Benoit

[Droford]

Lol bat Vs sledgehammer sign

[Volare]

That was pretty good.

[Droford]

Will Sting ever actually speak

[Tazz Dan]

I wish Sting would speak.

[Lock Jaw]

Wish they would have let Sting talk... for a guy as good as he is with the mic, they should let him explain himself with words.

[KIRA]

Either that or what they used for the WWE 2k15 commercial. His current one sounds really generic for someone who's supposed to be a huge deal.

Same thing happened with Goldberg they got rid of his epic invasion theme and replaced it with a cheap sucky nowhere near as epic sounding knockoff.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Memphis should be banned from getting a PPV for 3 years because of tonight.

[erickman]

Wish they would have let Sting talk... for a guy as good as he is with the mic, they should let him explain himself with words.

I just watched the sting part of Monday night wars and I think they are doing the non talking sting.

[Corndad]

Was hoping she still had the same outfit from Monday.

[Volare]

WOMENS CHAMPION HAHAHAHAHAHA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did she steal the dress from BLUE PANTS?

[KIRA]

I would've picked the bee outfit myself.

[Ruien]

Memphis should be banned from getting a PPV for 3 years because of tonight.

Why?

[Volare]

Dat ass in yellow I'm tellin ya.

[Tazz Dan]

WAS THAT A PAIGE NIPPLE?????

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why?

Cause they have been dead in the bed fred.

[Jazzy Foot]

Oh yes that's so good oh yeah.

[Volare]

Beautiful Powerbomb!

[road doggy dogg]

why do Bellas do the "L" thing from the Smashmouth song... v embarrassing

[Jazzy Foot]

no titty honking :(

[Jazzy Foot]

What a shit PPV might switch to the Oscars.

[Lock Jaw]

Five star divas match

[Droford]

Lame

[Volare]

WAS THAT A PAIGE NIPPLE?????

You sure?

[Droford]

Wwe night of rollups

[Dark One]

Wwe night of rollups



The road to Wrestlemania everyone.

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose should be above this, but I want him to win anyways

[rockman725]

Hey, this is a free show (for everyone who chose not to support the product from the start)

[Jazzy Foot]

So what all we get is a read-out by Michael Cole. No elaborate promo from Triple H talking about legacy, legends, fighting for his career, the future of WWE and how he accepts Sting's challenge?


No spiel from Sting about how he's sick of Triple H abusing his power and come Wrestle Mania he will end it for good?

WTF is this shit?

[Dark One]

Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose: ONLY ONE MAN CAN JOB.

[Jazzy Foot]

OK I've switched over to the Oscars now.

No Sting on the mic, no boobies on show, no excitement, seriously thank god it was free.

[Jazzy Foot]

Wade Barrett vs. Dean Ambrose: ONLY ONE MAN CAN JOB.

hand job?

[KIRA]

Seriously why go to the show if you just plan to sit there

I really hope they are just saving up otherwise christ!

Then again this PPV does kinda suck

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cena's Boo wins.

[Corndad]

That's it Wade. Walk out! Tipsters!

[Corndad]

Least Dean gets his Mania Moment winning the title out of this.

[Dark One]

Hahahaha. A DQ ending.

They really are trying the Royal Rumble gambit again. They're trying to rage out everyone before Reigns wins. This is really happening.

[KIRA]

DQ WTF this ppv sucks

[Poit]

I do, at least, approve of Barrett's chest hair.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty lame end...

Was hoping for a better match for Ambrose than vs. Barrett at Mania..... but at least he'll get a match.

[KIRA]

Hahahaha. A DQ ending.

They really are trying the Royal Rumble gambit again. They're trying to rage out everyone before Reigns wins. This is really happening.

It won't work this crowd has saved up enough energy to boo for the next 3hrs

if they react at all

[Tazz Dan]

You sure?

I think so. A friend asked me on facebook just now if I noticed it. Surely we can't both be wrong lol

[Tazz Dan]

UNDERTAKER?!?

[Volare]

OH SHIT HERE WE GO!

[dronepool]

Taker

[Corndad]

This gotta be Wyatt

[KIRA]

A LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS!

[Dark One]

We'll see how excited everyone is when it's actually just Bray Wyatt.

[Tazz Dan]

Could just be Bray.

[Droford]

Sheamus has to come back for the US belt after Rusev wins

[Volare]

If this is Bray the place is going to go ape shit.

[KIRA]

BRAY TROLLING?

[GD]

Holiest of shits!

[Emperor Smeat]

Really good trolling moment

[dronepool]

Ha

[Droford]

The Underhusky

[Corndad]

Least this points to Taker giving the OK to work Mania.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Memphis should be banned for PPV for six years now.

[Droford]

Bray Wyatt will be the 2 in 21-2

[Ruien]

Does Renee have a studder problem with the letter s?

[Lock Jaw]

I think so. A friend asked me on facebook just now if I noticed it. Surely we can't both be wrong lol

Someone do some "research"

[Lock Jaw]

OLD MAN CENA

[Corndad]

Memphis should be banned for PPV for six years now.

Nothing but Smackdown House Shows

[KIRA]

Someone do some "research"

Both hands on the keyboard please

[Volare]

ROCKY IV WWE STYLE!

[RawRocks]

Memphis should be relegated to NXT house shows.

[KIRA]

they woke up fuck Memphis is apparently a family crowd=sucky

[GD]

Something was off with Renee Young.

[Droford]

Instead of let's go Rusev it should be let's go moose knuckle

[Mercenary]

Memphis should be banned for PPV for six years now.

Oh stop being a fucking cry baby

[Dark One]

Rusev either studied tapes or read one of Cena's 150 T-Shirts to find out about his Never Give Up attitude.

[Tazz Dan]

Memphis should be banned for PPV for six years now.

That's a very specific number STD. Why that long?

[Mercenary]

That's a very specific number STD. Why that long?


He probably wants all these fans dead too because they dont cheer the way he likes

[Poit]

"I have Cena nuff" sign

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena makes some of the weirdest faces whenever he uses the STF.

[Corndad]

Yeah this isn't ending clean either.

[KIRA]

TAP YOU POWDER BLU WEARING BITCH

[Corndad]

or he's not giving up ala Austin

[KIRA]

The kids are gonna be too busy crying for the next match

[Dark One]

Man, compared to what's happened to just about everyone else that's tried, beating Cena with manager distraction and a low blow is like winning the lottery six weeks in a row. That's better than being WWE Champion most of the time.

[Volare]

Brilliant way to end it.

[Tazz Dan]

Holy Shit! How is owenbrown going to react? Cena didn't win!?!

[Volare]

......so Reigns is going to win eh?

[Corndad]

It's a shame it probably ends at Mania but man Rusev is being built like a BEAST

[Droford]

Never Give Up...just pass out

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Having a historically bad Tipster's night</font>

[KIRA]

Rusev is gonna rail lana tonight.