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Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 12:50 PM
If Triple H wins then Sting fucks off back to TNA.

If Sting wins he gets to honk Stephanie McMahon's titties and stick the other end of the baseball bat up Triple H's ass.

Simple Fan
03-07-2015, 12:59 PM
If Sting wins the Authority loses power. If HHH wins Sting has to retire and will never go into the hall of fame.

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 01:03 PM
If Sting wins the Authority loses power. If HHH wins Sting has to retire and will never go into the hall of fame.

Sting wins he gets control of the WWE, HHH retires and Sting gets to keep Stephanie McMahon.

youreSAWFT
03-07-2015, 03:24 PM
Nobody wins, jinder mahal comes back with a bomb vest and takes out all of mania

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 06:00 PM
Nobody wins, jinder mahal comes back with a bomb vest and takes out all of mania

Jinder Mahal isn't a Muslim though.

youreSAWFT
03-07-2015, 06:05 PM
hes brown isnt he?

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 06:09 PM
hes brown isnt he?

Has nothing to do with it you racist fool.

Mr. Nerfect
03-07-2015, 07:37 PM
If Sting wins, WCW comes back as a full touring promotion.

Simple Fan
03-07-2015, 07:57 PM
If Sting wins, WCW comes back as a full touring promotion.

Sting gets control of NXT and rebrands it WCW.

youreSAWFT
03-07-2015, 08:02 PM
Has nothing to do with it you racist fool.
the word youre looking for you sexist twat is prejudice not racist.

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 08:04 PM
the word youre looking for you sexist twat is prejudice not racist.

Not sure how an admiration for titties makes me sexist. And no racist was the correct word, you assumed he would be a terrorist because he was brown despite the fact there are billions of "brown people" who are neither Muslim nor terrorist.

Shisen Kopf
03-07-2015, 08:20 PM
Racist? but owenbrown hasn't posted in this thread. WTF??

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 08:35 PM
Racist? but owenbrown hasn't posted in this thread. WTF??

Oh dear.

And here I was thinking we all loved tits of all shapes, sizes and colors.

Shadrick
03-07-2015, 08:40 PM
Honestly, as the self-proclaimed resident black guy of TPWW, I don't think any thread is truly racist until owenbrown posts in it.

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 08:46 PM
But we're ok with a tits stipulation?

Shadrick
03-07-2015, 08:54 PM
But we're ok with a tits stipulation?

I don't think anyone here would be against a tits stipulation. Show me the man that would be against it. Other than Seth.

SlickyTrickyDamon
03-07-2015, 08:57 PM
if Sting wins he's GM of Raw with equal power to the Authority. If he loses he's done.

Shisen Kopf
03-07-2015, 08:58 PM
Take a look at this jazzy foot
http://whatculture.com/wwe/10-wwe-divas-best-boob-jobs.php

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 08:59 PM
I don't think anyone here would be against a tits stipulation. Show me the man that would be against it. Other than Seth.


WM 31 needs something to make it exciting given the fans didn't get Bryan in the main event and everything seems rather "flat" (chested).


Tamina is missed so much we need her back in a tits ladder match against all the other divas or a hardcore nipple match of some sort.


Bray Wyatt should get to masturbate and jizz all over Michelle McCool's face if he beats Taker and Taker should film it.


Sting doesn't want the Authourity out of power or WCW to come back he just wants to grab some breasts of the female human variety because he never got it in WCW and TNA clearly not.

Shisen Kopf
03-07-2015, 09:01 PM
Anyway, enough titty honking talk for now. The only acceptable out come of this match is for the nWo to cost Sting the match and hopefully would lead to Hogan/Sting at Starcade 2k15

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 09:02 PM
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http://whatculture.com/wwe/10-wwe-divas-best-boob-jobs.php

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Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 09:03 PM
Anyway, enough titty honking talk for now. The only acceptable out of this match is for the nWo to cost Sting the match and hopefully would lead to Hogan/Sting at Starcade 2k15

Yeah we need to turn the clock back about 20 years.

Only OAP Sting can save us from the evil authority.

Whilst we're at it let's ask Adam West to don the Batman outfit too.

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 09:07 PM
Anyway, enough titty honking talk for now. The only acceptable out of this match is for the nWo to cost Sting the match and hopefully would lead to Hogan/Sting at Starcade 2k15


A Starrcade revival would actually be a good thing and maybe if Sting did hypothetically take control he could introduce it as a new PPV given there has been some rejigging of the calendar and "Fast Lane" will never take on imo.


I would say get rid of the gimmick match titled PPVs like HIAC, Extreme Rules, TLC given that these gimmicks are and will be used again and again at other PPVs. Heck I'd even suggest getting rid of MITB but maybe given what's at stake i.e. the briefcase, it would safe from the axe.

Would be nice to have PPVs again we would actually look forward to with the high probability of quality matches and title changes rather than waiting for Mania all the time to deliver.



See I can get through a conversation without referencing female anatomy.

Shisen Kopf
03-07-2015, 09:10 PM
How about a divas only ppv...Boobcade?

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 09:15 PM
How about a divas only ppv...Boobcade?

(Booby) Bash at the Beach?

The Great American (Booby) Bash?

Super Bra(wl)

And the best of all UNCENSORED!

Jazzy Foot
03-07-2015, 09:18 PM
Boob Wild.

Fall Bra(wl): Sex Games.

Fisting of the Ring.

Slamboree!

Black Widow
03-07-2015, 10:01 PM
IDK.

Sting as the GM i guess.

RiX1024
03-08-2015, 07:35 AM
Sting wins...Authority is no more and he get's GM and a HOF induction.

Triple H wins......Sting leaves WWE. simples.

Sixx
03-08-2015, 09:32 PM
Huh? Sting's gonna wrestle?

Is he still wearing a t-shirt to cover his saggy tits?

Jazzy Foot
03-08-2015, 11:20 PM
Huh? Sting's gonna wrestle?

Is he still wearing a t-shirt to cover his saggy tits?

Bad tits!

Paige tits = good tits om nom nom nom titties.

James Steele
03-09-2015, 12:14 AM
They need to make it No-DQ and have it be where a position such as President or Commissioner or something where they have "oversight" or can trump HHH/Steph and is untouchable even with Vince McMahon is on the line for Sting vs Sting leaving forever. I think they need a neutral/face-leaning authority figure who only shows up occasionally and can be the deus ex mahina on occasion. This would make Sting's appearances special and "oh shit, business is about to pick up, King!" Moments ala Commish HBK or Linda McMahon during the Attitude Era or a Jack Tunney/Gorilla Monsoon back in the day. It also lends itself to a major power struggle angle between the McMahons and Sting when it's time to replace Sting. Then, they can appoint somebody who they think is in their back pocket, but stands up for what is right. I think that could be a great spot for Edge down the road.

Jazzy Foot
03-09-2015, 12:21 AM
They need to make it No-DQ and have it be where a position such as President or Commissioner or something where they have "oversight" or can trump HHH/Steph and is untouchable even with Vince McMahon is on the line for Sting vs Sting leaving forever. I think they need a neutral/face-leaning authority figure who only shows up occasionally and can be the deus ex mahina on occasion. This would make Sting's appearances special and "oh shit, business is about to pick up, King!" Moments ala Commish HBK or Linda McMahon during the Attitude Era or a Jack Tunney/Gorilla Monsoon back in the day. It also lends itself to a major power struggle angle between the McMahons and Sting when it's time to replace Sting. Then, they can appoint somebody who they think is in their back pocket, but stands up for what is right. I think that could be a great spot for Edge down the road.



Well my hunch for a while has been that it would be an all or nothing; Sting v Triple H for ultimate control of WWE i.e. if Sting wins, the Authourity is gone period. They've been alluding to this with the "interview" with Arn Anderson and Michael Hayes and the segment with Booker T when they suggest "not everyone is happy with the way Triple H is dealing with things" etc.

This would be a point to clarify if and when Sting talks before Mania maybe going some way to explain why he intervened at Survivor Series and on Raw.

The Authority storyline was bound to come to a head at some point and if it wasn't say Bryan involved then this was the next best option in theory.

That's not to say it'd be the end of Triple H in-ring or both him and Steph on TV but I suspect they are looking to take a back seat.


The fans would have surely wanted this to have been a story involving Daniel Bryan i.e. Bryan clawing his way back into title contention despite the Authority putting him down and laying it all on the line once an for all. For some odd reason that didn't happen. We now have two "main events" which nobody seems to be getting excited about and the IC title ladder match looks as if it could steal the show.

James Steele
03-09-2015, 12:34 AM
I don't think they need to blow their wad on "destroying" The Authority on this match. Sting/HHH doesn't need that ridiculous of a stipulation. Save that to put over a young guy at a SummerSlam or Survivor Series or next year's WrestleMania. Dolph Ziggler going to war with The Authority for the next year culminating in him beating HHH in an I Quit match would make him forever. I really want to see a Dolph/HHH match, and he could hang with HHH on the mic and have some barbs ala CM Punk/Daniel Bryan that would make it very intriguing for casual fan and smark alike. Dolph Ziggler being determined to make HHH pay for ruining his life/career/passion would give Dolph that "seriousness" he needs to go to that next level.

Imagine HHH being so cocky and drunk with power that Dolph challenges him to put the idea that he'd die for WWE and his job to the test in an I Quit match. HHH loses, and Dolph wins the right to a World Title Match and the power to name the new COO of WWE. They could milk that angle for months as Dolph drags his feet naming a COO due to focusing on title match, listening to others, and having the battle between the angel and devil on his shoulder. Does he do the right thing or does he "show off" and do what is simply best for Dolph.

Dolph has enough history and mic skills to make that moral conflict interesting and last for weeks.

Jazzy Foot
03-09-2015, 12:43 AM
I don't think they need to blow their wad on "destroying" The Authority on this match. Sting/HHH doesn't need that ridiculous of a stipulation. Save that to put over a young guy at a SummerSlam or Survivor Series or next year's WrestleMania. Dolph Ziggler going to war with The Authority for the next year culminating in him beating HHH in an I Quit match would make him forever. I really want to see a Dolph/HHH match, and he could hang with HHH on the mic and have some barbs ala CM Punk/Daniel Bryan that would make it very intriguing for casual fan and smark alike.


But then I really don't the point of Sting v Triple H it just seems likes a pointless distraction if there's nothing at stake for what on paper should be a highly anticipated match. Their statuses alone don't seem to be adding to any sort of hype etc. The only thing making this exciting is tuning in to see when Sting will speak.


However with regards to Ziggler and Triple H, it could be if Sting beats Triple H (I can't see any other result, why would Sting sign for just one match to lose?) this makes the Authority look weak and Ziggler jumps on this and starts a feud with Triple H culminating at Summer Slam?

James Steele
03-09-2015, 12:47 AM
Sting/HHH is just like Taker/HHH from WM27. It doesn't need a lot of bullshit. The match isn't to draw the young fans in anyway. They are harping on WCW/attitude era for a reason: they are trying to hook that lost fanbase back in.

Jazzy Foot
03-09-2015, 12:57 AM
Sting/HHH is just like Taker/HHH from WM27. It doesn't need a lot of bullshit. The match isn't to draw the young fans in anyway. They are harping on WCW/attitude era for a reason: they are trying to hook that lost fanbase back in.

Or boost subscriptions for the network?

Hence the reason why a few star in the last year or so who were big in both WWE and WCW being inducted into the HoF; Savage, Hall, Madusa, soon to be Nash etc?