WWE RAW 3/16 featuring Stunner Appreciation Day, More IC Wacky Adventures, and the great Paul Heyman

[Emperor Smeat]

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The Authority was dealt a crippling blow last Monday night when Randy Orton finally snapped, brutalizing Seth Rollins and leaving the so-called “future of WWE” in a heap at ringside. Now, after The Viper has made clear his intentions to challenge Mr. Money in the Bank to a clash at WrestleMania, the WWE Universe wonders: Will Rollins agree to face WWE’s Apex Predator?

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Final Hall of Fame inductee to be revealed tonight:
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As first reported by Rolling Stone, former AWA World Champion, WWE World Tag Team Champion and WCW Tag Team Champion Larry Zbyszko is the latest inductee in the WWE Hall of Fame's Class of 2015.

[Tazz Dan]

Also, a HUGE name is in town and is supposedly going to be on the show.
Sting

[DAMN iNATOR]

Two drinking holidays back-to-back days...wonder how much Austin puts away in this 48 hour period.

Also wondering if we'll see Sheamus return tonight or even tomorrow @ Main Event just in time for St. Patrick's Day, fella...

[road doggy dogg]

DTA

[Heisenberg]

ALSO DTF

ANY1 HARD

[Lock Jaw]

Really hope they fix this Divas mess... Should not be having a "random tag match that feels like it would fit well on RAW" at Wrestlemania.... The title should be on the line somehow....

[ClockShot]

THREE SIXTEEN, THREE SIXTEEN, THREE SIXTEEN!

Really would love if Austin dropped by on a whim. Won't happen, however.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Jazzy Foot]

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Nice pretty face with pink juicy lips for blow job.

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins randomly getting a huge chant....

[Jazzy Foot]

Divas Tag Tits Match, basically slap your parrtner's tits to tag them in.

Can win by submission by twisting the nipples of your opponent, yes that means they'r wrestling topless.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh, I guess he is in his hometown or something

[ClockShot]

Oh, they're in Iowa tonight.

That's why they're chanting Rollins' name.

[Corndad]

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[KIRA]

sad but true

[Savio]

"Big Show skips leg day".... lol

[ClockShot]

Damn, Merc and Noble and short fuckers next to Kane, Show, and Rollins.


Must be the camera.

[Lock Jaw]

Jake the Snake, Ultimate Warrior, and Randy Savage in the front row....

[ClockShot]

Jake the Snake, Ultimate Warrior, and Randy Savage in the front row....

Security will throw them out when the chants from the crowd prove to be too much.

[Lock Jaw]

Ric Flair, IRS, and Nikolai Volkoff as well...

[Frank Drebin]

gimmick battle royal?

[Frank Drebin]

Jake the Snake, Ultimate Warrior, and Randy Savage in the front row....

Ric Flair, IRS, and Nikolai Volkoff as well...

Needs some Big Bossman

[Lock Jaw]

Sgt Slaughter and Hulk Hogan spotted as well...

[Droford]

Jake the Snake, Ultimate Warrior, and Randy Savage in the front row....

Irs, Edge as Ric Flair, Big Bossman

[Droford]

Dack Stecked

[Frank Drebin]

....wait someone actually is dressed as Bossman in that group??

[Lock Jaw]

Haven't spotted Bossman yet...

[Droford]

Team Skip and Scream

[Lock Jaw]

What.... they can't put Divas match on now.... there will be no "pick me up" for later in the show when me energies start to wane....

[Jazzy Foot]

Oh yes it's coming, I'm coming.............AH! Paige.

[ClockShot]

Ooops. Someone got their times wrong.

JBL with the save.

[Savio]

Like 4 months ago The Bellas hated each other.

[Corndad]

Kind of Ironic Bellas talking how Paige and AJ just hated each other not too long ago.

[Frank Drebin]

....but then the magical spell wore off and they both are heels now. Logic....duh

[Jordan]

Anyone got a good stream? First row is killing me and turbo seems to be dead.

[Frank Drebin]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/QxZbJXnhuw0/hqdefault.jpg

[Droford]

Whoismrrobot? Huh

[Frank Drebin]

WHERE IS BIG BOSSMAN, DROFORD?? WHERE IS HE??

[Droford]

http://www.usanetwork.com/mrrobot/home

TV show, damnit I wanted a wrestling robot gimmick

[Corndad]

Giving the girls some time for this match.

[Frank Drebin]

It always catches me off guard when I hear a "back stage" term on a WWE broadcast like when Booker just said "Time to go home!"

[Frank Drebin]

Giving the girls some time for this match.

#givedivasachance

[Jazzy Foot]

http://www.usanetwork.com/mrrobot/home

TV show, damnit I wanted a wrestling robot gimmick

The return of Robocoop to help Sting fight the Authority and Triple H.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Afr0xwde0Aw

[Dark One]

How weird. Two of the few Divas that actually have characters and can wrestle got more than a few minutes, and the match was a pretty solid TV match.

Who would have thought?

[Frank Drebin]

Im a little sad we won't get golddust/stardust at WM. Would be fun and a nice send off for goldy

[Lock Jaw]

What happened to Goldust?! Why did they just drop the story? Goldust won one match and then seemed to continue the feud the next day as he cost Stardust a match.... and then he just disappears...

[Jordan]

Anyone with a good stream?

[Lock Jaw]

BEEEEELIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEVVVEEEE..........................

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DAT!!!

[Dark One]

Im a little sad we won't get golddust/stardust at WM. Would be fun and a nice send off for goldy

I'm kind of irritated at the Memorial Battle Royal--less for Gold/Stardust and more for Mizdow/Miz.

Miz and Mizdow have probably had one of the better booked feuds recently, and it's been simmering for months. So, instead of rewarding that booking and hard work with a match at Wrestlemania, they toss them into a 20 man clusterfuck. Sandow is getting pretty over and has a great story. A good Wrestlemania one-on-one match could go a long way in helping both him and Miz, and the crowd they're going to have there would be way into it. A one-on-one match at Wrestlemania might get Mizdow over.

No one's going to get over in a 20-man over the top rope clusterfuck. Ask Cesaro.

[Lock Jaw]

It's all about a bigger pitcha

[Emperor Smeat]

What happened to Goldust?! Why did they just drop the story? Goldust won one match and then seemed to continue the feud the next day as he cost Stardust a match.... and then he just disappears...

Creative being horrible as usual?

Their lukewarm match at Fastlane was rumored to have killed off the feud assuming they were even getting a match a Mania like Miz vs Mizdow.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Mizdow

[Tazz Dan]

I see Sandow winning the Andre the giant battle royal.

[Lock Jaw]

I want Ryback to win the battle royal.

[Dark One]

I find it strangely amusing that most of Miz's heel schtick is "Kindergarten teacher."

Really can't wait until he tries to get the crowd to stop booing him by turning the lights on and off a bunch.

[Frank Drebin]

they need to turn cena face

[Droford]

Lol I just saw where Jimmy Jacobs got hired to be a writer/creative for NXT

[Emperor Smeat]

Having Rusev both pass out and tap was really stupid last week.

[Lock Jaw]

So Miz told Sandow he is no longer his stunt double... and he actively tries to get Sandow to stop copying him.... but he still lets him dress the same and call himself Mizdow...

[Lock Jaw]

Having Rusev both pass out and tap was really stupid last week.

This week he will knock him down for a ten count and then light him on fire

[Frank Drebin]

they made those guys put on tshirts

[Lock Jaw]

All the people who were in costume in the front row are now wearing various WWE T-shirts...

[Lock Jaw]

Apparently USA USA USA or something

[Corndad]

Lana looks AWFUL

[Jazzy Foot]

Great so WWE and Cena believe that because you live and work in the US you don't have the right to criticise or point out the country's flaws? LOL so much for freedom of speech. Bigoted, nationalistic, xenophobic cunts.

"Greatest country on Earth", couldn't get through a night without hearing that.

[Simple Fan]

This ain't right.

[Corndad]

lol at We want Lana

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: we want Lana chants

[Droford]

they made those guys put on tshirts

The IRS guy has his tie over his shirt lol

[Simple Fan]

We Want Lana. Lol

[Lock Jaw]

Huge We Want Lana chant....

[Corndad]

American Juan Cena

[Lock Jaw]

This lawyer sounds like Konstantine, the World's Most Dangerous Frog

[Jazzy Foot]

Can't tell is this attorney is American or Russian.

[Tazz Dan]

This guys accent had changed 4 time now :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

Did the guy's accent just went Italian for a moment?

[Corndad]

This lawyer sounds like Konstantine, the World's Most Dangerous Frog

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Savio]

Hate when announcers talk over promos.

[Simple Fan]

Sounds a little like Dr. Evil

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Holy fuck, that accent.

[GD]

Love the lawyer.

[GD]

Cena strips as he gets angry.

[Lock Jaw]

LOL dude in the front row staring with bulging eyes

[Simple Fan]

Is he gonna pull an Ambrose

[Jazzy Foot]

I'm with Rusev on this one America sucks hope he breaks Cena in half.

[Corndad]

IC Title should Main Event Mania. There I said it.

[Jazzy Foot]

Lana gone on holiday already?

[GD]

Remember when Booker T pinned Triple H on RAW before Mania XIX?

[Jazzy Foot]

They've mentioned every WM match.....except one.....

[GD]

Remember when Hogan pinned The Rock on RAW before Mania XIX?

[owenbrown]

Ok 2 things..... one... Rusev is definitely getting buried at WrestleMania... and two.... why the fuck are they giving away Orton/Rollins on Raw 13 days before WM?! :wtf:

[GD]

They've mentioned every WM match.....except one.....

Remember when Shawn Michaels and Triple H wrestled to a no contest at Wrestlemania XX ? Loved how Eddie Guerrero came out and celebrated for no reason.

[Droford]

Nattie forgot her gear again

[owenbrown]

:wtf: Lilian

[Simple Fan]

Kidd wears the headphones so he doesn't have to hear that entrance music

[GD]

Booker: What the HELL ??!

[Jazzy Foot]

Natalya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGE BOOBIES NEED TO MASTURBATE!

[Corndad]

We clap better! HAHAHAHAHA Love this team.

[Clerk]

Lost my remote. Anyone know a remote app?

[Jazzy Foot]

( . ) ( . )

[Savio]

El Torito should Honk Natty's titties.

[KIRA]

Natalya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HUGE BOOBIES NEED TO MASTURBATE!

That thing is gonna catch fire if you keep attacking it every time you see a diva

[Jazzy Foot]

Why didn't Bray Wyatt and Undertaker fight last year?

[Jazzy Foot]

That thing is gonna catch fire if you keep attacking it every time you see a diva

Drowning in jizz.

[Volare]

Have I missed anything noteworthy?

[Droford]

Kofi Kingston has never been in a singles match at WM (2 mitb, a tag match, johnny vs teddy match, 8 man vs the corre and the battle royal last year)

[Droford]

Lol Jamie Noble pulling a Flair

[Dark One]

THE MEGASTOOGES ARE IMPLODING

[Emperor Smeat]

:( J&J Security.

[slik]

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[Jazzy Foot]

Brock Lesnar sounds like he has hypogonadism

[Corndad]

He's a man. Such a man.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jamie Noble vs. Joey Mercury at WrestleMania actually has more intrigue than most of the card, to be perfectly honest.

[Emperor Smeat]

What was so controversial about that interview?

[Mr. Nerfect]

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LOL!

[Lock Jaw]

What was so controversial about that interview?

He used an expletive that was beeped out!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro & Tyson Kidd are actually really entertaining together. I hope they get quite a long run with the Tag Team Titles. Jey Uso is apparently hurt. If his leg can't hold up for WrestleMania, I'm OK with a Triple Threat tag involving The New Day and Los Matadores. Jimmy Uso could work the Battle Royal and actually do quite well for himself. I'm pretty sure Sheamus is winning, but Uso winning would be a pretty big shock.

[Jazzy Foot]

Brock Lesnar; most overrated, untalented and undeserving "wrestler" in history and it's a disgrace he was given the honour of ending the streak and holds a belt held by so many ring legends (in its various guises).

Hope that if he does end up leaving we never see him again and he can take Roman Reigns and Big Show with him.

Wish Big Show would retire already.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Had an idea that they could give it to Samoa Joe, but I know that won't happen.

[Droford]

Finn Balor was eying that trophy

They should have made him wear a sheep mask

[Corndad]

Rowan vs Show has happened WAY TOO MUCH already.

[Dark One]

Rowan impressed me at the live event I went to yesterday in his match against Fandango. Seemed to interact with the crowd pretty well and he showed some pretty great offensive combinations. Nothing life-changing or anything, but pretty solid.

So now he'll job to Big Show in 90 seconds and have no development or get to show anything.

Thanks WWE!

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar; most overrated, untalented and undeserving "wrestler" in history and it's a disgrace he was given the honour of ending the streak and holds a belt held by so many ring legends (in its various guises).

Hope that if he does end up leaving we never see him again and he can take Roman Reigns and Big Show with him.

Wish Big Show would retire already.

Would you like him more if he had tits?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually don't get why The Wyatt Family has been split up.

[Dark One]

Zbysksksbyzsko's hair was amazing when he had some.

[Droford]

Take a trip to Larryland

[Mr. Nerfect]

Didn't The Authority promise Show that they would induct him into the Hall of Fame if he joined them?

[Jazzy Foot]

Would you like him more if he had tits?

This is one of those cases where all the tits in the world couldn't improve the situation I'm afraid.

[Lock Jaw]

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[Jazzy Foot]

Didn't The Authority promise Show that they would induct him into the Hall of Fame if he joined them?

Take it to the Inconsistencies thread.

[Emperor Smeat]

I actually don't get why The Wyatt Family has been split up.

Big Show needed a personal jobber?

Harper has looked decent since the split but they've barely attempted to put any effort with Rowan.

[Corndad]

Axelmania is running wild.

[Droford]

Fella time?

[Corndad]

#HeathSlaterwithshorthair

[Savio]

Unless Axel wins, this was pointless

[Jazzy Foot]

Great here comes Mark Henry hope someone has the CPR kit handy!

[Savio]

pointless

[Jazzy Foot]

I predict Sheamus comes out next

[Emperor Smeat]

So much for the running gag of Axel never getting tossed over.

[Lock Jaw]

What was the point of having a battle royal to promote a battle royal?

[Jazzy Foot]

I predict tits

[Jazzy Foot]

BOOOOOOOBIES

[Lock Jaw]

Axel really could have milked a gimmick of not going over the top rope... like how other rasslers at time have had the "don't hit my face" gimmick, he could have had the "does everything to avoid getting thrown over the top rope" gimmick.

[Dark One]

So much for the running gag of Axel never getting tossed over.

Dean Ambrose doing it the night afterwards when they first hinted at the gimmick didn't stop them, why would this?

They should just go full "FUCK IT" and have him get thrown over the rope in every match he's in, but refuse to acknowledge it. I look forward to him being in the 2015 Royal Rumble for 8 years, 342 days, 22 hours, 16 minutes, and 35 seconds.

[GD]

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Looks like a middle finger to me.

[Jazzy Foot]

Surely Sheamus is coming back into time for and to win the ATG Battle Royal?

[Dark One]

What was the point of having a battle royal to promote a battle royal?

This is how it works now.

STING! I'M CALLING YOU OUT TO RESPOND TO YOU CALLING ME OUT FOR CALLING YOU OUT TO SHOW UP AT ANOTHER SHOW TO RESPOND TO ME CALLING YOU OUT!

ORTON! I'LL FACE YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA BUT ONLY IF YOU FACE ME TONIGHT!

[Poit]

FIRST EVER six-being interspecies match.

[Jazzy Foot]

This will be fun

[Jazzy Foot]

How come Heyman doesn't have his own entrance music.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if this mic thing is a big rib on Heyman or something....

[Jazzy Foot]

OK we need to know who's cutting off the mic.....

[Lock Jaw]

Whoa whoa whoa.... new shirt... spoiler alert, come on!

[RawRocks]

Vince is.

[Lock Jaw]

Keep thinking Roman Reigns looks like a giant Leo Kruger....

[Savio]

Roman reigns said he had an issue with what Paul was saying on SD...

[Simple Fan]

Looks like a middle finger to me.

Big F U to the Daniel Bryan fans.

[Dark One]

That is a very uninspired shirt for a very uninspired character.

[Dark One]

DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN
DANIEL BRYAN

[Lock Jaw]

Reigns getting more confident on the mic...

[Jaded-Dragon]

Lol @ that guy in the blue shirt behind Reigns.

[Jaded-Dragon]

So, Battle Royal tonight to promote a Battle Royal at WM.

Orton vs Rolins to promote Orton vs Rollins at WM.

6 person tag to promote the 6 person match at WM.

[RawRocks]

they need to end this Authority angle period.. its running stale

[Droford]

Reigns could have gone face to face with Lesnar last week

[Simple Fan]

Knew R truth would be out. Surprised he wasn't on commentary.

[Simple Fan]

He finally made it

[Jaded-Dragon]

Knew R truth would be out. Surprised he wasn't on commentary.

Joke is on you, bud.

[Jazzy Foot]

pimp

[Dark One]

They ran the IC Title hot potato angle at the house show.

Truth came out with it for a match against Luke Harper. Wade Barrett ran out and grabbed it during the match--so he could come out with it for a triple threat title match with Ziggler and Ambrose. Later, after the triple threat, Harper ran down to steal it when Barrett was trying to leave after retaining. Then Ambrose stopped him and they started fighting, and then R-Truth snuck down and stole it while they were fighting.

Nice way to bring it to the house show and keep everything "the same" for TV.

[Lock Jaw]

"Ha ha" at him having the title attached to his back...

[Droford]

Truth should just stay on commentary for the beginning of the ladder match and then try and sneak in and steal it when everyone is down

[Droford]

R Truth for first ever intercommentary champion

[Lock Jaw]

Still don't like the idea of WWE using their "top 3 faces that are actually unanimously liked" in one match.... they all "deserve wins" and some "spotlight" on "the biggest stage of them all".

[Poit]

They ran the IC Title hot potato angle at the house show.

Truth came out with it for a match against Luke Harper. Wade Barrett ran out and grabbed it during the match--so he could come out with it for a triple threat title match with Ziggler and Ambrose. Later, after the triple threat, Harper ran down to steal it when Barrett was trying to leave after retaining. Then Ambrose stopped him and they started fighting, and then R-Truth snuck down and stole it while they were fighting.

Nice way to bring it to the house show and keep everything "the same" for TV.

Didn't they used to do the same thing with the Hardcore Championship at house shows, only with official title changes? I think there was a guy with 20ish championship reigns, with a combined reign of under a day.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't tell who is Ambrose and who is Harper.... too confusing....

[Lock Jaw]

Like identical twins...

[Droford]

Just realized harper and Ambrose could be the new miz and mizdow

[Poit]

Ah, here we go. Shawn Stasiak is a 15-time Hardcore Champion, with a combined reign of under a day.

[Dark One]

Still don't like the idea of WWE using their "top 3 faces that are actually unanimously liked" in one match.... they all "deserve wins" and some "spotlight" on "the biggest stage of them all".

Allow me to offer a counterpoint on behalf of WWE:

Fuck you.

JUST A SPOKESPERSON FOR WWE. I LOVE YOU LOCK JAW.

[Dark One]

Ah, here we go. Shawn Stasiak is a 15-time Hardcore Champion, with a combined reign of under a day.

MEAT FOR 2016 HOF

[Jaded-Dragon]

Can't tell who is Ambrose and who is Harper.... too confusing....

https://twitter.com/wwecreative_ish/status/577655730326540289

[RawRocks]

A two commercial break match?????

[Corndad]

Can't wait for this match. Pretty much only match I'm actually excited to see sadly.

[MIZantine Empire]

Isn't a double pin breakup a DQ?

[Corndad]

And Barrett... loses again. lol

[RawRocks]

well that escalated quickly

[Corndad]

More he loses, more I start to think Barrett retains. I've seen crazier things happen.

[Droford]

Boooooooooooom!

[Dark One]

And Barrett... loses again. lol

That shouldn't be surprising. What should be surprising is that one of these guys actually won. They didn't find a way for all six of them to simultaneously lose.

At Mania, all the ladders will crumble into dust and the belt will disappear, meaning all seven lose.

[Lock Jaw]

John Cena and Daniel Bryan are coming out of Wrestlemania as champions.


Roman Reigns too, but no one cares.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wacky antics and horrible IC booking aside, the division is stacked really well if the WWE is legit about rebuild the IC title status and keeping those guys in it.

[Lock Jaw]

Triple H looking extra dour and wrinkled tonight

[Droford]

The Shield totally gonna reform at Mania and take over as the Authority

[Savio]

"We have to make steph look strong"

[Dark One]

Delusional Seth Rollins is the best.

Momentum killing Stephanie McMahon remarks are not.

[Corndad]

Authority needs new henchmen bad anyways. Sheamus. Hell Mark Henry would be better over Show/Kane at this point. Saddens me as at different times those 2 were pretty entertaining. 2001 Kane was the shit and I mean in a good way.

[Droford]

I chuckle at the Arby's commercial "this breast isn't just on any Rachel"

[Droford]

Is there a Mexican wrestler named Sir Acha?

[Lock Jaw]

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[Droford]

Bray Wyatt wants to be the 2 in 21-2

[Corndad]

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[Savio]

Bray Wyatt wants to be the 2 in 21-2
But which 2?

[RawRocks]

Sheamus saving Seth Rollins maybe?

[Jordan]

That was a great promo by Bray.

[Jazzy Foot]

Where is Sting?

[Lock Jaw]

Good thing they are wasting time on guest stars on their final show (that matters) before Wrestlemania.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>BILL FUCKING SIMMONS</font>

[Emperor Smeat]

Bray Wyatt wants to be the 2 in 21-2

Should find a way to have their match end in a draw so that he can be the one behind the one behind the other one in 21-1-1.

[RawRocks]

we know Sting is there.. there are photos of him in Des Moines

[Droford]

Sheamus saving Seth Rollins maybe?
http://www.memegene.net/media/created/h0pmra.jpg

[Jazzy Foot]

I think the Authourity walking out on Rollins is a fake, they will ambush Orton for a huge beat down and then Sting will come down and wipe them all out with his baseball bat and then Triple H will come down and they will fight with each other.

TITS!

[Simple Fan]

WWE must not have cared to much about Wiz being high they invited Snoop Dogg.

[Droford]

Sting decides to save ortons ass for once instead of Cena

[Dark One]

VINTAGE ARCHITECT

[Savio]

I had a feeling it was a "coo".....wish I posted about it and said so.

[Jazzy Foot]

WHAT DID I SAY???!!!

[RawRocks]

well i think Sting saves RKO

[Savio]

"IT'S STING IT'S STING! Were outta time!"

[Jazzy Foot]

I think the Authourity walking out on Rollins is a fake, they will ambush Orton for a huge beat down and then Sting will come down and wipe them all out with his baseball bat and then Triple H will come down and they will fight with each other.

TITS!

HAHAHAHAHA

[Lock Jaw]

This reminds me of the last episode of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia....

Giving away his "surprise ambush" before actually doing the ambushing...

[Droford]

Ortons reaction was gold

[Corndad]

That was probably the greatest moment of Jamie Noble's Career.

[Lock Jaw]

He was expecting a 5-on-1 attack... Rollins fools him into thinking he will be alone.... so he can have everybody still come out for a 5-on-1 attack with no surprise ambush value to it whatsoever...

[Droford]

Orton should RKO sting

[Simple Fan]

Hell yeah

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

That was awesome

[RawRocks]

that's something I never thought I would ever see. Orton and Sting together.

[Droford]

Are they going to talk to Sting on the Network

[Corndad]

Totally missed Orton's reaction the first time. lol Awesome.

[Lock Jaw]

Someone get me a stream for the WWE Network...

[Corndad]

So Sting FINALLY talks and it's on the Network lol

[Jazzy Foot]

Can someone do a play by play commentary of the interview please?

[Dark One]

Oh shit! Sting spesks on the network!

[Jazzy Foot]

WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! THAT WAS AMAZING. ALMOST AS GOOD AS SEX WITH PAIGE!

STING STING STING STING STING


WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


GONNA GO HONK TITTIES OF RANDOM WOMEN IN CELEBRATION

STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING STING

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck yeah

[Corndad]

That's it LOL Short and Sweet. Did the trick.

[Lock Jaw]

So Sting FINALLY talks and it's on the Network lol

Kind of the stupidest thing ever......

[Droford]

I missed whatever happened boo

[Lock Jaw]

Should definitely have been on TV....

[Lock Jaw]

Literally no excuse for this....

Pretty INCENSED right now at everything....

[Jordan]

That was fucking awesome

[Dark One]

Can someone do a play by play commentary of the interview please?

Nothing too elaborate. Orton says he's a guy who doesn't need anyone's help but that was pretty damn cool. Sting says he's been waiting a long time for this moment, it's great, and he's going to kill HHH at Mania.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Literally no excuse for this....

Pretty INCENSED right now at everything....

There is no excuse, get the WWE Network already.

[Jordan]

Sting's promo was short but electric and wow he fits in so much better than I would thought. I really hope he doesn't wrestle with that shirt on though. But I think he will.

[Lock Jaw]

"Sting the dark silent brooding vigilante" is the man WWE have been presenting in all of their hype and video packages...

Now here he is in the ring and he is beating his chest and showing lots of charisma and mouthing off to HHH.

Pretty "dumb" to not let Sting have an in-ring (televised) promo segment before Wrestlemania.....

[Jordan]

There's always next week. I would do that all the time if I was WWE, to get people like you to buy.

[Jazzy Foot]

Nothing too elaborate. Orton says he's a guy who doesn't need anyone's help but that was pretty damn cool. Sting says he's been waiting a long time for this moment, it's great, and he's going to kill HHH at Mania.

GOOD NIGHT EVERYONE

OMG HE SPOKE??!?!?!?!

[Lock Jaw]

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[Lock Jaw]

Is one of The Usos really hurt? Would really really suck to not have them involved with the tag title situation, since really they are the only ones who should actually be in it.