WWE Raw 3/23 Featuring Some Guy With A Bat, IC Wacky Adventures Finale, And A Possible Brawl Or Two.

[Lock Jaw]

Nice commercial for Burger King

[RawRocks]

Best Burger King commercial ever.

[KIRA]

THEY ARE GIVING US THIS MATCH FOR FREE?

[KIRA]

Have 0 memories of Diesel's title run... think I have seen none of it...

Me neither heard it was rather boring

[Poit]

According to my research, wearing a black & white striped hanky in your back pocket means your want to have sex with a black man.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm telling Renee

[Corndad]

Something tells me this ends in a Bru-ha-ha.

[Mercenary]

According to my research, wearing a black & white striped hanky in your back pocket means your want to have sex with a black man.



http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/m/mikejones/06.jpg


this one?

[Poit]

Something tells me this ends in a Bru-ha-ha.

A brouhaha, from French brouhaha (possibly from a corruption of Hebrew בָּרוּךְ הַבָּא; barúkh habá, “welcome”, literally “blessed is he who comes”), is a state of social agitation when a minor incident gets out of control, sometimes referred to as an uproar or hubbub.

[Lock Jaw]

Highlight of the night: Booker T mentioning Christian

[Simple Fan]

He's a turd. Lol

[Dark One]

#TURD

BLOOD FEUD.

[Volare]

Leave it to Ambrose to be the voice of reason in the ring.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hahaha Ambrose.

[Dark One]

HASHTAG TURD TRENDING WORLDWIDE ON TWITTER.

Okay, not yet. But it better be soon.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Leave it to Ambrose to be the voice of reason in the ring.

Outside of the ring.

[Dark One]

To discuss this match Tweet using the hashtag "WWETurd" on Twitter!

[Lock Jaw]

A lot of black in Ziggler's hair tonight....

[Corndad]

http://images.angelpub.com/2011/19/8533/turd-ferguson-funny.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Daniel Bryan def turning heel soon....

[Dark One]

I can't wait for the Intercontinental T.U.R.D. Ladder Match.

[RP]

Stardust with the slowest ladder climb of all time.

[Volare]

That was a nice little promotion of "Who's gonna win?" in the ladder match.

[Volare]

Lesnar is going to F-5 him 4 times before RAW goes off the air with Reigns jumping up.

[Simple Fan]

Stardust with the slowest ladder climb of all time.

I thought he was going to tip himself over

[Simple Fan]

Was thinking Shamus was gonna run in and grab the title.

[Corndad]

Wrestlemania 31: The Night Brock Suplexes the World.

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[Lock Jaw]

The mood is about to change

[Droford]

Eat sleep promo repeat

[Lock Jaw]

Youman being

[Droford]

I wanna see Brock vs Kevin Owens

[RP]

Paul Heyman looks like my penis.

[Droford]

Brock has kids?

[Dark One]

Good to see that our Lord Savior of the Suplex is regrowing his fighting beard.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha ha Lesnar looking at Heyman like "what are you talking about?"

[Corndad]

Pretty sure Heyman could talk me into walking on a bed of hot coals.

[Savio]

Brock is growing a full beard to establish himself as a heel.

[Droford]

Two sons Turk and Duke

Turk Lesnar

Lol

[Dark One]

Two sons Turk and Duke

Turk Lesnar

Lol

I feel like when he's 20, Turk Lesnar will fuck you up.

[Droford]

Lol really

[Lock Jaw]

That ending made me want to buy this FOR SURE!

[KIRA]

REALLY!
YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME LOL!

[Tazz Dan]

Was that the end of the show?!?

[RawRocks]

and Raw ends anti-climatic... wierd

[Volare]

TUG OF WAR!

[Corndad]

They should have switched the First and Last Segments.

[Emperor Smeat]

:| Raw ending in a tug of war of sorts.

Should just have let them brawl it out WCW "we are out of time" style.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>What a shit ending on the go-home Raw before the biggest show of the year</font>

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lolllllllll @ the deafening boos for Reigns though when he grabbed the belt

good luck WWE if you're hoping he'll come across as a conquering hero at the end of Mania</font>

[KIRA]

LOL!!

[KIRA]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Vince is fucking senile lol!

[RawRocks]

That was everything on how not to sell the biggest PPV of the year and by far the worse end to Raw in over a decade.

[Dark One]

Not exactly a white hot closing shot, but I get why they don't want to give too much away.

But other than that...

Hey, looks like they finally found the Road to Wrestlemania. It's the last possible show, but they did it. This was the first show of the season that felt like Wrestlemania build, ending excluded.

I don't think it's going to be a crazy great show, especially in comparison to WM30, but it has a good shot at being solid.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>To the guy with the &quot;Make it Reign&quot; sign, we're gonna assume life's been tough for you. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/580204863218298880">March 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Savio]

Two sons Turk and Duke

Turk Lesnar

Lol
Twerk Lesnar.

[Dark One]

The reaction on Twitter to the closing image is not kind.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Was that it??? They're fighting like girls over a handbag!!! Where's the brawl??? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RomanvsBrock?src=hash">#RomanvsBrock</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWE?src=hash">#WWE</a></p>&mdash; Jamie (@Jagnarok) <a href="https://twitter.com/Jagnarok/status/580205486542340096">March 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

What we didn't see after the show went off air was the slap fight

[KIRA]

I'm still cracking up that was incredible

[KIRA]

All that booing for Roman not sure WM will be that kind to him

[Tom Guycott]

Two sons Turk and Duke

Turk Lesnar

Lol

I feel like that will be the exact reaction other kids have.

Until puberty. Then *nobody* will laugh out loud about the name Turk Lesnar. Especially not to his face.

And ironically, Duke will grow up and get a collegiate scholarship to Kentucky or North Carolina.

[Jordan]

That ending sucked. But holy shit I can't believe how far Sting is knocking it out of the park.

[Jordan]

I also think the build for Cena/Rusev has been solid, as well as the Ladder Match. I've enjoyed it and of course the match is going to kill.

[KIRA]

Was that the end of the show?!?

Oddly enough yes.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/5lwdFAX.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/vqMqkCB.gif

[Volare]

This followed after.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltrjw896X91qj4qpio1_400.gif

[KIRA]

A perfect ending would've been to start off with a slap fight only for Brock to turn super serious and F-5 the shit outta reigns.

[Heisenberg]

The Rock should come out and lay the smackdown on Reigns at Wrestlemania.


Paul Heyman trashing Cena makes me wonder if Cena will interfere and shit

[el bobbo]

http://i.imgur.com/LpG3fYq.gif

[Heisenberg]

Jim Ross should imitate Zordon from the Power Rangers and commentate through a big ass face screen and call the damn match between Triple H and Sting. Hell, bring in Tony Schiavone too

[Jazzy Foot]

I still think the hype to Sting v Triple H and WM 31 has generally been below par from what we've been used to in the past.

I was adamant Sting v Triple H would have been factored into a storyline where if Sting wins Triple H and the Authourity are finished, as assumed from the "I'm here to take Triple H down" comments. But it seems either that may happen immediately afterwards on Raw as someone suggested in another thread e.g.Vince comes out and says Triple H has lost one big match too many against anti-authourity figures and it's time to step aside, he then names Sting as the new GM.

Or Sting defeating Triple H is essentially the "beginning of the end" culminating in maybe Bryan, Cena or my preference Ziggler taking on Triple H and ending it once and for all.

[Jazzy Foot]

I don't know about you guys but I'd have loved a segment even backstage with Hogan and Sting crossing paths.

[Jazzy Foot]

http://i.imgur.com/5lwdFAX.gif

2 girls fighting over a handbag

[Damian Rey]

God, Sting was great before Stephanie walked out. Why didn't they give him the mic earlier.

Lol at the tug of war. Who thought that was a good idea?

[Simple Fan]

Heyman says Brock loves being champion almost as much as he liked beating peoples ass that try to take it from him and then Reigns just takes it and nothing.

[drave]

Eat
Sleep
Don't bump for free

[Rammsteinmad]

Wow that ending was hilarious, made even more so by that gif of them playing tug of war.

I can understand them not wanting to spoil anything with Lesnar and Reigns brawling, but I figured a super-intense staredown was coming. Reigns handing Lesnar the belt and saying "see you at Wrestlemania" or something.

That tug of war was ricockulous.

Sting on the other hand. Damnnnnnn. He only spoke for about a minute but the energy was incredible.

I really hope he can pull off a good match with Triple H. I really, really don't want this to go the way of guys like Goldberg, Steiner etc, where we're excited as fuck to see Sting in the WWE, only for it to fizzle out and receive "boring" chants.

[Ruien]

Doubt anyone would chant "boring" in Sting's match. There will be to much respect for Sting for something like that to happen.

[Rammsteinmad]

I dunno.

I mean, I can't remember if there were specifically boring chants, but remember how Bret/Vince turned out?

[drave]

To be fair, Bret/Vince were two people who could barely perform at that point, namely Bret and the match was very slowly paced.

Sting v HHH should still be a decent show, despite the age of both.

[drave]

from what I remember anyway. Lotsa chair shots to Vince or something.

[Simple Fan]

Yea but Sting can wrestle alot better than McMahon

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I'm not buying this notion that Sting can't wrestle a good match anymore. Yes, he's 56 years old. But he hasn't wrestled in 14 months and has probably realistically known he was going to wrestle at WrestleMania 31 for at least a year. He'll be motivated to put on a good performance in front of 70,000 people, especially if it ends up being his one and only match for the company.</font>

[XL]

He looks like he's in great shape underneath that t-shirt. I've relatively high hopes.

[Frank Drebin]

Bret/Vince isn't a great example. Those two were never going wrestle a real match. Vince was like 65 and Bret hasn't wrestled in years because of his concussion issues. He was long done fighting. Goldberg/Lesnar is I think where you want to go for a dream match that sucked balls.

[Frank Drebin]

Was sting good in TNA? I never really saw

[Jaded-Dragon]

Wow that ending was hilarious, made even more so by that gif of them playing tug of war.

I can understand them not wanting to spoil anything with Lesnar and Reigns brawling, but I figured a super-intense staredown was coming. Reigns handing Lesnar the belt and saying "see you at Wrestlemania" or something.

That tug of war was ricockulous.

Sting on the other hand. Damnnnnnn. He only spoke for about a minute but the energy was incredible.

I really hope he can pull off a good match with Triple H. I really, really don't want this to go the way of guys like Goldberg, Steiner etc, where we're excited as fuck to see Sting in the WWE, only for it to fizzle out and receive "boring" chants.

I agree with everything, and I'm glad I'm not the only other person that says, "ricockulous".

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CA1UerUUIAA0B3G.png

[owenbrown]

http://tmi.kotaku.com/crowd-booing-the-scripted-wrestlemania-hero-just-edit-1693438034?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

[drave]

Just watched this last night.

Sting definitely was the moment of the night and actually has me wanting to see his match at Mania. He looks to be in better shape than he was in TNA as well.

Bray was as great as ever on the mic. He has done well doing a build by himself. Very interested to see where they go with this one.

Since it was learned last night that Lesnar has re-signed with WWE and is done with UFC, that adds a lot of personal intrigue for me for the main event.

I am going to get the network, just for one month, to see Mania. Even if it sucks, it is at least worth..........

[Rammsteinmad]

I'm not in any way doubting Sting can still go, I just really hope the match doesn't, for whatever reason, kill the crowd. Huge, huge Sting mark (who isn't?) and don't want to see this get shat all over.

[drave]

Doubt it would. The People seem to be quite amped for Sting, or at least HHH getting his ass beat. The shatacular shall come from the main event and everything Reigns does.

[Wishbone]

Was sting good in TNA? I never really saw

I remember a few of his matches being pretty good.