**OFFICIAL** Post-Wrestlemania Raw Thread 3/30/15

[Poit]

We're on the train headed to Raw, so it seemed like a good time to post the thread.

Rollins celebrates, Sheamus returns, Lesnar probably kills someone.

[road doggy dogg]

I shudder to think of the Tipsters standings after last night.

Also really hope Fandango somehow gets his @$$ kicked so THE VIPER RANDY ORTON prevails in season 17 of wilted titties

[Poit]

Tipsters will take some time to score. The "random elimination" question for a battle royal takes as long to score as the rest of the PPV, if not longer.

[road doggy dogg]

Thinking back to some of my picks, the longer it takes the better as far as I'm concerned :D

[CSL]

Finn Balor plz

[Sepholio]

Yeah Finn Balor would make my day. He should come out during the Sheamus return and challenge him or something.

[road doggy dogg]

that would actually be really cool

gets Sheamus involved in a feud right away without shoehorning him into something else

[NormanSmiley]

will seth be a one day champion?

[Poit]

I was thinking that Balor losing in the finals of the Axxess NXT tournament would mean he was moving on to the main roster. A feud with Sheamus seems like a good start.

[GD]

@Poit you might seem me in the rafters with Sting.

[GD]

The line is mental

[slik]

tonight on RAW Rusev will team w/ Adam Rose to take on The Matadors
and Roman Reigns will be in da house!

[Volare]

So much crazy shit is gonna happen tonight!!

Seth wins, Lesnar was never pinned or submitted, is Reigns entitled to a rematch, New US Champ, New IC Champ, Big Show random promo, Maybe Taker and Sting, and who else knows?!!?!?!?!?!?!

[Innovator]

I want Finn and the Boss

[Innovator]

Probably Charlotte

[Volare]

Sasha or Charlotte would both get a "Ziggler pop."

[Poit]

The line is mental

Seriously. WTF.

[Emperor Smeat]

Finn showing up tonight would be great. Rather him not be paired against Sheamus though.

[Dark One]

http://33.media.tumblr.com/d016e3910a85d8eae8452e24156e4a88/tumblr_nm08oze0ls1srbyoyo1_400.gif

That is all.

[CSL]

what happened to Fandango's theme

[Dark One]

I shudder to think of the Tipsters standings after last night.

Also really hope Fandango somehow gets his @$$ kicked so THE VIPER RANDY ORTON prevails in season 17 of wilted titties

Based on what just happened in the background of the preshow...

http://thewweforum.com/attachments/badnewsbarrett-png.2170/

[road doggy dogg]

:[

[Dark One]

what happened to Fandango's theme

He's a salsa dancer now with Rosa, so it's a lot dirtier and a lot less ballroom.

[Dark One]

:[

Sorry brah. You know you're my dawg.

[#1-norm-fan]

will seth be a one day champion?

lol This thought actually crossed by mind.

What if that was just the easiest way to get the title off Brock without him getting pinned and now tonight they just immediately put it on Orton or something. (Don't mean to give you awful flashbacks, Lock Jaw).

[Volare]

I want to see a pissed off Brock Christ suplex everyone out of the arena!

[Poit]

Finally got to my seat. R-Truth and Harper are wrestling on Superstars.

[Volare]

What's UP! Poit I am jealous of you sir.....till Mania comes here to Minnesota. :)

[ClockShot]

Hope to get from start to finish with Raw tonight.

Always a good show when all the "grown ups" occupy 90% of the arena.

[CSL]

open challenge announced for the US title. Potential debut or return right thur

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Alright, best Raw of the year right here.</font>

[OssMan]

wow some fucking pyro to open the show tonight.. look at that..

[Corndad]

Maybe Sting/Taker will go all Rock/Cena a few years ago and announce match for next year tonight never to be seen again this year.

[Corndad]

Best Raw of the Year. Here we go.

Brock is pissssssed.

[ClockShot]

The Lesnarites are angry. They demand a sacrifice.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Brock is dressed to compete!</font>

[Simple Fan]

He's ready to fight

[Lock Jaw]

Raw is live from SUPLEX CITY

[Dark One]

Oh shit. Brock looks ready to fight.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope this RAW is nothing but Lesnar suplexing people for 3 hours

[owenbrown]

damn look at Brock's face

[Corndad]

SUPLEX CITY BITCH

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Suplex City chants

Going to be a fun crowd tonight.

[Crimson]

Is Brock officially a face now. We all love him

[el bobbo]

Holy fuck. This Heyman promo is amazing.

[KIRA]

Its like Heyman is the voice of the IWC

[Dark One]

I hope this RAW is nothing but Lesnar suplexing people for 3 hours

I don't think they have a number high enough to quantify the rating that episode would get.

[KIRA]

I am loving Heyman and Brock so much right now

[Corndad]

Oh shit.

[Dark One]

I see why Brock Lesnar aborted his efforts to regrow the viking beard. Too many women would get pregnant from being in proximity of the sheer testosterone he'd exude with the viking beard and his battle scars.

[Simple Fan]

Brock is correct they are scumbags

[ClockShot]

Is Steph's arm supposed to be in an invisible sling or something?

[owenbrown]

Steph rockin the leather tonight

[Corndad]

Steph going all Pink Ladies

[KIRA]

The authority is really gonna piss of Brock this is gonna be good.

[el bobbo]

Look at Brock's face. I would not want to go anywhere the fuck near him.

[Mercenary]

Steph looking hotter by the week

[OssMan]

TONIGHT IS TE NIGHT that brock lesnar will wrestle on monday night RAW

[Dark One]

I guess if you want to see how much Brock is really worth in the Network era, having him fight on TV and seeing the ratings is a good barometer.

[Lock Jaw]

Hot opening for the show

[Emperor Smeat]

Lesnar should do what Kane did once years ago and just wreck as many matches as possible tonight. Guaranteed he'd get cheered every time regardless what match gets wrecked each time.

[Simple Fan]

Heyman made one hell of a face after that.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Carlito returns to accept Cena's challenge and wins

[Poit]

I don't need my voice for the rest of the night, right?

[Dark One]

The building is probably going to collapse from a smarkgasm when Ziggler/Bryan face off. Stay safe Poit.

[KIRA]

So are we gonna get the match Ziggler and Bryan should've had last night?

heres hoping.

[ClockShot]

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD!

[Lock Jaw]

So last night, was Triple H supposed to be on the side of Skynet or not.... he came out like he was supposed to be a Terminator or something, but then all of a sudden he is holding a bunch of severed Terminator heads.

[Corndad]

No intros?

[Dark One]

So are we gonna get the match Ziggler and Bryan should've had last night?

heres hoping.

Come on.

[Mercenary]

Holey short dress Garcia!

[OssMan]

Poit are you the one with the Big Boo poster

[KIRA]

I want Zigglers jacket

[ClockShot]

This could go either way. But I'm expecting participant interference from last night.

Bad News Barrett at the table, I'm probably on to something.

[KIRA]

Come on.

I didn't say it wasn't good.

Also Bryan is keeping those fur boots ugh

[Emperor Smeat]

So last night, was Triple H supposed to be on the side of Skynet or not.... he came out like he was supposed to be a Terminator or something, but then all of a sudden he is holding a bunch of severed Terminator heads.

Seemed odd but maybe he was meant to be the Arnold version.

[Dark One]

"That's a good amateur style headbutt." A+ JBL.

[Volare]

Awesome IC match here.

[KIRA]

"That's a good amateur style headbutt." A+ JBL.

of course our HS wrestling team was headbutting the fuck out of everybody way back when.

[Tazz Dan]

Sheamus has to take on Cena, yeah?

[Droford]

Sheamus has to take on Cena, yeah?

with rusev interference

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamus has to take on Cena, yeah?

Assume so yes unless it's an NXT debut.

[Lock Jaw]

They got cameras in all those ringposts now?

[Droford]

Ziggler wins the IC belt & they can start calling him Mr raw after wrestlemania

[ClockShot]

I was expecting something crazy from the top rope there.

[Corndad]

Kinda hope they go with a Bryan/Dolph/Barrett Triple Threat at Extreme Rules.

[ClockShot]

Anybody playing Booker T Bingo?

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd just climaxed

[ClockShot]

Get those guys some Aleve.

[Corndad]

Sheamus now?? THE HAIR

[Lock Jaw]

DRASTIC CHARACTER CHANGE FOR SHEAMUS

[Fenix122]

Seamus has a Mohawk now...

[ClockShot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Leave Seamus out of this.

[Droford]

Lol wtf

[Tazz Dan]

Oh wow Sheamus lol

[Corndad]

Oh My Word.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: that mohawk looks ridiculous

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LOL Sheamus looks ridiculous</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Knew that was coming

[Simple Fan]

Yes

[owenbrown]

SHEAMUS HAS A FUCKING MOHAWK?! :wtf:

[KIRA]

CAW Sheamus

[Dark One]

What.

Sheamus been hanging out with Shannon Moore?

[el bobbo]

Fuck yeah. Heel Sheamus.

[Simple Fan]

That braided beard though. Lol

[Mercenary]

Sheamus looks foolish

[Droford]

Happy go laochy Sheamus is dead

[Frank Drebin]

Yes! Heel Sheamus a million times better than face 'mus

[Dark One]

I mean a nice guy can't have a fucking mohawk and beaded beard. Not even a bully nice guy.

[ClockShot]

Wonder if Seamus watched a little too much Vikings or something?

This is a..........change. For the better or worse is yet to be determined.

[Savio]

Shaemus looks like a lobster.

[Crimson]

You look stupid chant lol

[Tazz Dan]

:lol: YOU LOOK STUPID

[Corndad]

YOU LOOK STUPID HAHAHAHA

[Fenix122]

You look stupid chants hahaha

[Frank Drebin]

Lol this is why I love this night

[Mercenary]

You look stupid chants!

[Simple Fan]

You look stupid . lol

[el bobbo]

You Look Stupid!

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

You look stupid chant.

[KIRA]

lol that chant

[owenbrown]

lmfao :rofl:

[dronepool]

lol at the chants

[Frank Drebin]

Shaemus looks like a lobster.

It's a shameful thing, LOBSTER HEAD

[#1-norm-fan]

Sheamus is here to crush your heroes.

And make you jealous of his mohawk.

[Emperor Smeat]

Crowd's right about Sheamus' look.

[Dark One]

I mean, I don't think a super pale dude with bright red hair is going to be particularly surprise or fazed by a bunch of people telling him he looks weird.

[owenbrown]

"i'm back" that's fucking it?! :wtf:

[KIRA]

seriously he does look like a tool

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>that chant was awesome</font> :lol:

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Dark One]

I could go for a nice four-way feud between Sheamus, Bryan, Ziggler, and Barrett. There's about infinity different great match combinations there. Get some technical, some brawling, some power. You can basically mix them up to produce whatever you need.

[ClockShot]

STING! HIS FUTURE WITH THE COMPANY!*


*Only on the WWE Network. Available for only $9.99 a month.

[OssMan]

wouldn't a rematch for Brock Lesnar be him vs Ramon Reigns, or at least a rematch of the triple threat

[Lock Jaw]

I like the braided beard, but not a fan of the 'hawk. I think maybe if it wasn't as tall.

[Poit]

So many boos for the New Day.

[Corndad]

You Look Stupid is a Top 5 chant of all time. Phenomenal.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

New Day Sucks

[Dark One]

Liberty spikes trace their origins to the Ancient Britons.[1] Warriors washed their long hair in lime water, which also bleached it blond.[2] This hairstyle was highly symbolic as a badge of honor and manhood: Celts were not allowed to spike or cut their hair until they had killed an enemy.[3]

Sheamus has always been pretty into the culture, so, it makes sense that way. Still looks weird, but people will get over it. Especially when he's kicking people's faces in.

[Lock Jaw]

AWOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo

[Dark One]

It also suggests that Sheamus killed someone in his time off. So.

[Simple Fan]

wouldn't a rematch for Brock Lesnar be him vs Ramon Reigns, or at least a rematch of the triple threat

Lucky he even gets one. Randy lost it last year in a triple threat and didn't get pined, never got a rematch.

[Lock Jaw]

Lime water, you say?

The kind you could make from having too many limes, perhaps?

[KIRA]

Sheamus will never take the you look like a douche award away from the king, Batista

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>LUCHA DRAGONS</font> :love:

[Fenix122]

Lucha Dragons

[ClockShot]

Lucha Dragons?

Sin Cara 2.0 got a new gimmick?

[KIRA]

lucha

[Volare]

LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!

[Lock Jaw]

Lucha Dragons debut! Wonder what was up with them having that one random match on Main Event

[Simple Fan]

Lucha Dragons cool

[Lock Jaw]

First ever Sin Cara chant

[Dark One]

Nice! They can do some pretty great stuff with the WWE guys from what I saw at a house show. I think they've got a good chance of getting over on the main roster. As long as Sin Cara doesn't Sin Cara it up too hard.

Given that he's Hunico now, I think they'll be okay.

[ClockShot]

Cesaro gotta work the Giant Swing into the match at some point.

[Lock Jaw]

Holy shit Kallisto

[Simple Fan]

Wow

[Volare]

Kalisto is fucking lighting it up!! Cesaro as awesome as always.

[Dark One]

Yeah, that's why they let Mysterio go.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kalisto already doing a better job on his debut than Sin Cara did. Also helps no stupid mood lighting.

[Corndad]

I live for the Raw after Mania. This is all that is good about Wrestling.

[Dark One]

Yeah, Xavier, I might advise against doing that clap thing with this crowd. Maybe only do two pounds. Make it tough for them.

[Frank Drebin]

Wish this crowd could show up to every raw and ppv event

[KIRA]

what was that chant while big e was in

[Simple Fan]

New day getting a lot of hate

[Volare]

Wait a minute, THERE IS FUCKING WRESTLING ON RAW!!

[ClockShot]

Kallisto gotta ditch that flap hanging off his mask.

[Dark One]

Amazing. Booker T finally busted out "WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE" again.

Hoping for a SHUCKY DUCKY tonight.

[owenbrown]

NEW....DAY SUCKS! :lol:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They did that chant at the Royal Rumble too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why is the WWF advertising on WWE?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck those panda fuckers in the ass!

[KIRA]

It's like they save all of their creativity for WM and the following RAW every year

Wrestling on RAW :eek::love:

[Dark One]

Why is the WWF advertising on WWE?

Because they want to remind you that's why they kept having to bleep "WWF" during the hall of fame.

Also because fuck you.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: this crowd. New Day needs to stop with the rhythm stuff since its backfiring badly.

[Dark One]

The New Day gimmick they've been putting on TV--I specify since at the house show, they actually showed some personality and were pretty fun--is so bad that people are even booing Kofi Kingston.

KOFI KINGSTON.

The guy who managed to be over for almost two or three years doing nothing except having one impressive spot a year.

[KIRA]

Could this lead to my long wished for New Day heel turn?

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBYuBAUWAAAJ7lF.png

[ClockShot]

Ultimo Dragon's finisher if I recall.

[Simple Fan]

Lucha lucha

[KIRA]

They booed KOFI!

Hes the walking woobie and they booed him!

[Frank Drebin]

Is creative so good at their job that they know a gimmick like New Day will force them to become way better heels or did they honestly think the crowd would like them?

[Dark One]

Booker T speaking the truth.

"WE MAY HAVE TO GET EVERY TALENT FROM NXT UP HERE TONIGHT"

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Kalisto is so fucking great!

NEVILLE! YES!</font>

[OssMan]

New
Day Sucks

good to see Lucha Dragons getting the respect they deserve...

[Frank Drebin]

Fuck yea Neville

[Dark One]

Is creative so good at their job that they know a gimmick like New Day will force them to become way better heels or did they honestly think the crowd would like them?

Normally, I'd just say "There's no way they could be that clever."

And then last night happened, so, fuck, I don't know what to believe any more.

[Simple Fan]

Neville tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Aw damn, Adrian Neville coming soon too.

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Neville's debut soon

[Dark One]

RAW IS NOW NXT TAKEOVER.

They said they'd do it every month, but FUCK YOU. SWERVE. IT'S NOW EVERY MONDAY NIGHT.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if they have taken the "Adrian" out of his name because 2 names are a "no no" these days.

[Tazz Dan]

Neville! :D

[Poit]

We want Neville chants.

[Volare]

Neville vs Cena with Cena getting destroyed......I wish.

[owenbrown]

Neville tonight?

He'll probably debut after Extreme Rules... they'll hype him up for a few weeks

[Frank Drebin]

Wonder if they have taken the "Adrian" out of his name because 2 names are a "no no" these days.

Yeah about that....you're gonna have to be lock or Jaw but not both. Jock is also an option

[Dark One]

I can't wait for Tyler Breeze to show up as Miz's new best friend tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Kallisto great debut.... feel like the fans will really catch on to him. Especially since they can see his eyes/part of his face. Unlike Sin Cara.

[ClockShot]

More Brock time.

[Lock Jaw]

Aw yeah, Lesnar waits for no man.

[OssMan]

thank u for having brock lesnar's pyro go off at the right time...

[Frank Drebin]

Somethings amiss here with this match not closing the show....

[Simple Fan]

Now!

[Corndad]

This isn't happening at 9pm.

[KIRA]

I hope the WM pyro guy is fucking paying attention

[Lock Jaw]

Belt too big for his skinny frame

[Frank Drebin]

Did Rollins get custom side plates on the belt? Haven't gotten a good look

[Lock Jaw]

CHAMPIONSHIIIIII

[KIRA]

look at the brass balls on rollins

[Corndad]

Rollins gets himself DQed so Brock doesn't get his rematch.

[Fenix122]

Watch Rollins just roll out of the ring for a countout

[Simple Fan]

This otta be good

[Dark One]

This can't be real life.

[ClockShot]

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and

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Bane_breaks_Batman.png

will suffice for this match.

[Droford]

Lol

[Dark One]

Thought I saw them put custom nameplates on last night, but those are generic.

Uh-oh.

[Corndad]

Lesnar will kill him.

[Frank Drebin]

Kill Brock Kill

[KIRA]

And just like that Seth gets his heel cred back love it.

[Simple Fan]

Oh shit

[Emperor Smeat]

Wasn't wise to piss off Lesnar there

[Droford]

Brock not wrestling tonight after all

[ClockShot]

I spy sacrificial lambs. :)

[Savio]

Eat J&J security!

[Fenix122]

NOOOOOO BOOKER!!!!

[Droford]

Brock just killed JBL Cole and booker

[Corndad]

Cole is gonna get owned lol

[Dark One]

Oh God. So good. Tease Rollins getting some comeuppance like twelve times, Lesnar gets to go batshit crazy, Rollins escapes untouched.

[Savio]

WOOO Cole is dead!

[KIRA]

lesnar killing j and j security

[dronepool]

Was that Cole? lol

[Simple Fan]

He F 5 him out of his shoe

[Dark One]

Is this how they keep Lesnar away from Rollins, by suspending him on TV?

[Frank Drebin]

What were they just chanting?

[Crimson]

Haha even the camera guy

[ClockShot]

This is new.

[Dark One]

MORE NXT CALL UPS!

THE ANNOUNCE TEAM IS DEAD!

BRING OUT REGAL, ALBERT, AND TOM PHILLIPS!

[Savio]

Eat Stephanie!............;)

[#1-norm-fan]

Well... Brock Lesnar just somehow managed to double up his awesomeness.

[Mercenary]

brock just killed the comentators

[Corndad]

He just does it anyway. Cause he's Brock. Bitches.

[RVDmark]

Someone get Stan out there.

[Simple Fan]

She said put him down.

[ClockShot]

As some like to say, "Kill 'em all and let god sort 'em out."

[Savio]

Brock: I Hunger!

[Fenix122]

Good way to write him out until his next match

[Dark One]

Is this how they keep Lesnar away from Rollins, by suspending him on TV?

See you all in a few months.

[Crimson]

Hopefully Cole is out for the rest of the broadcast

[Fenix122]

Oh no Booker's dead

[Mercenary]

Anounce teanm dead