WWE Raw 4/6 Featuring Rollins vs the World, No More Lobster Heads, and the RAW return of Cole's shoe

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/04/20150403_RawPreview_Rollins_LIGHT_HOMEPAGE.jpg
With The Beast Incarnate caged for the moment with an indefinite suspension, a number of Superstars will be looking to put themselves in the running for an opportunity at Seth Rollins’ WWE World Heavyweight Title. Who can we expect to make noise? What further fallout could there be from last week’s Brock free-for-all? What other factors might make this week’s Raw even more out-of-control than the last?

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[Volare]

NCAA title game starts at 8:18 cst, wonder if they pull out the big guns before it starts.

[Ultra Mantis]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/04/20150403_RawPreview_Rollins_LIGHT_HOMEPAGE.jpg


The positioning of everyone on that banner looks so ridiculous. Tiny Rollins in the forefront. Gigantic Roman Reigns looming in the background. Confused Orton not even looking at anything in particular.

[Volare]

Roman does have a giant fucking head.

[KIRA]

Whoo Roman Reigns!

[ClockShot]

Back to boring, PG crowd Raw.

Let's hope Vince learned his lesson and the announce team made a miraculous recovery and can call the show tonight.

[Volare]

Neville will save this show!

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CBbp53IUQAEPs43.jpg:large

[ClockShot]

New opening, eh.

[KIRA]

If RAW can string together 2 awesome shows in a row I think I might just have to start believing in a god.

[Volare]

OH JESUS THAT VOICE!

[Lock Jaw]

Byron Saxton awkward pause

[Volare]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EARS!

[Mercenary]

not Saxton!

[ClockShot]

Oh boy. Byron Saxton out again.

JBL and Booker T are with him. Maybe we can get through this alive.

[Corndad]

Another week of Saxton. The End is Near.

[Volare]

JBL is going to roast his ass.

[Dark One]

My reaction to Byron Saxton's voice opening Raw:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-DxhBIXiB8-U/UeFLvoB6XqI/AAAAAAAABW4/-0K6p-sYxe4/s1600/20654558.gif

[Volare]

OUR SAVIOR ROLLINS!

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Big Show is standing completely still posing next to a trophy and is sweating like he just ran a marathon <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/585231542609387520">April 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollins' logo reminds me of a coathanger

[Lock Jaw]

Give Seth Rollins a lab coat and give him a "Dr. Abortion" gimmick

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: "ummm ... yeah ... Kane was there too"

Looking back, Kane really didn't do much at Mania compared to the Rumble.

[slik]

Seth Rollins dropping truth bombs like a pro to kick off RAW on the road to XTREME RULES

[ClockShot]

"Kane.............Kane was there!"

lol

[RVDmark]

and Kane was there. :rofl:

[Volare]

Kane face turn?

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show's hand as big as Seth Rollins' face....

[Lock Jaw]

Seth Rollins' neck as big as Big Show's face....

[GD]

In me veins :nono:

[Volare]

THERE WAS KANE!

[slik]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_large/public/ep/image/2015/03/20150326_extremerules_EP_LIGHT2.jpg

[Corndad]

Kane face turn coming. He's only a few behind Big Show. You can do it Kane!

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608005874571545869&pid=15.1&P=0

[RVDmark]

When did Kane get ginger hair?

[ClockShot]

Roman Reigns, Ryback, Randy Orton.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR you ready for some triple threat action?

[GD]

Love how pointless Kane is now.

[KIRA]

Byron Saxton I mean, why?

[Volare]

Who ever said last week that Saxon sounds like a PGA analyst was spot on.

[KIRA]

That was me

[Volare]

That was me

Rep for you!

[Corndad]

#GiveBryronachance

[CWK]

Lol Booker and JBL are just cutting off Byron Saxton almost every time he tries to speak

[Simple Fan]

Hopefully Kane snaps and chokeslams Saxton out of his shoe.

[Volare]

CHAIR! OMGZ!!!11!!!11!

[Volare]

So far I'm not feeling Raw.....

[GD]

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_profile/public/talent/profile/2014/03/tomphillips_1_full_20140310.png

[Black Widow]

So far I'm not feeling Raw.....This has the most shitty Raw of the year written all over it.

[Lock Jaw]

BRAD MADDOX!!!

[ClockShot]

BRAD MADDOX?!

[Corndad]

Brad Freakin Maddox

[RawRocks]

WE WANT TOM PHILLIPS

[GD]

Brad Maddox :love:

[Dark One]

BRAD MADDOX MOTHERFUCKERS

[Poit]

MADDOX :love:

[Volare]

MADDOX!!

[Lock Jaw]

Get that man on commentary!

[Dark One]

http://caffeine-fueled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/maddox.gif

[owenbrown]

A wild Brad Maddox appears

[ClockShot]

Side note: Strange they acknowledged AJ's retirement. Usually they just keep their mouths shut about stuff like that.

Oh, Byron. That news was last week. Not yesterday.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane becoming THE Concessions Kane again?

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins just name dropped Triple A

[ClockShot]

I'M GONNA TELL MOM AND DAD!

Seth, fucking snitch.

[Volare]

Who? Zack Ryder?

[Corndad]

Still don't get how JBL and Booker got hurt but ok.

[Volare]

Lesnar flipped the table at 34095mph.

[Simple Fan]

Rollins just name dropped Triple A

TriplA name drop and a Brad showed up. Lol.

[KIRA]

Hmm yea RAW seems to have settled back into meh territory

[Poit]

Lol, another free month of the Network.

[Lock Jaw]

TriplA name drop and a Brad showed up. Lol.

Hmmmmm.... is it coincidence that we had Brad here on TPWW.... but then he gave up and quit and then the very next RAW Brad Maddox returns to TV?!

Coincidence? Or Conspiracy?

[ClockShot]

Asteroid Neville?

Interesting titantron video.

[Volare]

NEVILLE IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY!!

[Corndad]

Neville vs Rollins. NICE

[Mercenary]

mighty mouse!

[Lock Jaw]

Neville gonna do the job already?

[Volare]

NXT! NXT!

[Dark One]

Well, I guess if you want Neville to seem a little important, having a match against the world champion on week 2 is a way to do it, and Seth Rollins is a great opponent for Neville. We'll see how this goes.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good sign so far, no Mighty Mouse attire for a 2nd week in a row.

[KIRA]

I am impressed Vince resisted the urge to go full on goofy superhero costume.

Who thought Neville was a marketable name ?

[RawRocks]

i sense a 1-2-3 Kid vs Razor type finish

[Crimson]

Commercial, really.

[Volare]

Awesome fucking spot!

[Simple Fan]

This should be good.

[Crimson]

i sense a 1-2-3 Kid vs Razor type finish

That would be a good idea.

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CB8vpWOVEAAmGPT.jpg

[RawRocks]

A commercial free Raw needs to return...

[Corndad]

This match gets a commercial and Big Show vs Roman won't have one. What is wrong with this picture?

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608030222745600950&pid=15.1&P=0

[Dark One]

Did he have the cape again? I'm distracted by fixing somebody's DNS records. Saw the asteroid, then stopped paying attention for a minute.

[Lock Jaw]

Neville taking too much of a drubbing here.... needs some offense....

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match. The huricarana counter to the post was nice.

[Mercenary]

back to NXT mighty mouse

[Volare]

Good fucking match!

[Lock Jaw]

Wouldn't call that "an incredible outing" from Neville... he got beat up 97% of the match.

[RawRocks]

Fuck you, Seth Rollins.. and fuck your fucking cunt move the curb stomp

[Dark One]

Neville taking too much of a drubbing here.... needs some offense....

I mean, sure, he was a long-reigning NXT Champion and a big deal down there, but he's also a rookie to the main roster GOING AGAINST THE WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, who could also use some momentum.

He got to hit some nice spots, got a couple visual pins, pretty solid for week 2, I'd say.

[Dark One]

I mean, that's a better first couple of weeks than Bo Dallas had.

[Volare]

I guess no one wants to argue the minor interference in the match to prevent the Red Arrow.

[Dark One]

R.I.P. Bo Dallas's career

https://cdn1.vox-cdn.com/fan_shot_images/334616/VVdl5Rf.gif

[KIRA]

It's so weird how bad you have to nerf yourself on the flagship show as opposed to NXT.

[Volare]

Open title challenge to prove I can beat anyone!

[ClockShot]

I cannot take Summer Rae seriously in that Marine movie.

[Corndad]

I cannot take Summer Rae seriously. Period.

Fixed.

[ClockShot]

Thanks.

[Lock Jaw]

CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIII

[Dark One]

Jesus the Comcast stream is fucking worse than most of the overseas ones I used to use that were being filmed by a potato from 15 feet away.

[ClockShot]

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS! JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!

[Lock Jaw]

Cheers more than boos for Cena tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Kurt Angle should return and accept John Cena's open challenge

[Emperor Smeat]

So does the city of Austin celebrate the day by people randomly doing wrestling moves to each other in the streets?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/FAn5yL0.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-04-06)

[ClockShot]

John Cena U.S. Open Challenge? There a mini golf course in this arena or something?

[slik]

I hope Lex Luger accepts the challenge and body slams John Cena

[ClockShot]

Texas' own Mark Henry should show up for this.

[Lock Jaw]

Mr. Sinister

[Dark One]

Cheers more than boos for Cena tonight

I think now that he's "locked in" to a "secondary" title, and reppin' MURICA, the reactions have been a lot more positive. There's a lot less ammo for "OMG CENA HAS A STRANGLEHOLD ON THE TOP AND MAIN EVENTS EVERYTHING." Smackdown seemed to be pretty much a majority of cheers, even beyond their usual dubbing over.

[RawRocks]

what the fuck is Cody Rhodes wearing

[Volare]

Throwaway match boooooo.

[KIRA]

Mister Sinister VS super Cena

[ClockShot]

Mr. Sinister



Mister Sinister VS super Cena


THAT'S WHO HE REMINDS ME OF!

Been trying to figure that out, but couldn't place it.

[Dark One]

Capes are the hot new thing this spring, I guess.

[Volare]

Cena heelish tactics?

[RawRocks]

So it is possible to keep Cena face and give him a retool in the ring.. who knew.

[Lock Jaw]

Cody's old "disfigured" ring jacket was inspired by Mr. Sinister as well.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/026/664/codyrhodes_display_image.jpg?1309463489

Obviously not as "obvious" as his cape.

[slik]

kind of crazy to think this will be all of Cena we see tonight
he's truly out of the main-event picture

[Dark One]

Cena giving a ton to the midcard guys and having solid matche swith brand new opponents is going to help the midcard a ton and help refresh him a bit. This is all good.

[slik]

new main-eventers gravitating towards the top
probably the first real new era in WWE since like WM22 tbh

[KIRA]

Cody's old "disfigured" ring jacket was inspired by Mr. Sinister as well.

http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/slides/photos/001/026/664/codyrhodes_display_image.jpg?1309463489

Obviously not as "obvious" as his cape.

I'm shocked he didn't go the Dr.Doom route with that one it had all the makings

[Volare]

Let Stardust yell "Footdive!" on every dropkick

[Dark One]

I don't care of it's kind of contrived, John Cena doing a backward springboard stunner is the greatest.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet match.... Cena very good at his job....

Impressive showing from Stardust in that match too... more of an "impressive outing" than Neville was...

[KIRA]

LOL at Cena kicking out of mid carder's finishers to cena your so-called finisher may as well be a light tap on the head.

Good match tho.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope WWE Paige returns to TV.... doesn't make sense to suddenly put Naomi in the title picture and drop WWE Paige who was feuding with the Bellas.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/GKvAkv5.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-04-06)
*DING!*

[Dark One]

LOL at Cena kicking out of mid carder's finishers to cena your so-called finisher may as well be a light tap on the head.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Daniel-Bryan-Angry-Eye-Roll.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Hurray for The Demon Paige

[Jazzy Foot]

Eugh Naomi is ugly

[Dark One]

Clearly AJ Lee is going to show up in a pink suit to announce her retirement and then start slamming fools and splitting wigs.

Right? RIGHT?

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot AJ wrestled last week. Weird that will be her last match and not Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

Think the biggest key to the US title's revival isn't going to be Cena winning all the time but that over time it starts to get harder for him to keep the belt. If he just wins all the time, its going to end up like when Sheamus had the belt.

Everyone can look good in defeat but can't have the division be just a bunch of losers as well.

[Lock Jaw]

Naomi so much better looking with the straight hair....

[Volare]

Nikki with da phat booty.

[slik]

Has @RealPaigeWWE always had a little baphomet in the area from her boobs to her neck? Just noticed her lacing forms an upside down star.

[Volare]

I think she just added it.

[Lock Jaw]

Bellas have come a long way from just being eye candy...

[Volare]

GET EM JBL!

[Lock Jaw]

Has @RealPaigeWWE always had a little baphomet in the area from her boobs to her neck? Just noticed her lacing forms an upside down star.

Wrestlemania addition.

[Dark One]

Has @RealPaigeWWE always had a little baphomet in the area from her boobs to her neck? Just noticed her lacing forms an upside down star.

Pretty sure it's new with the new gear for Mania that she's kept.

[Dark One]

And how many of us answered that shows that pretty much all of us spend a lot of time staring at Paige's chest.

[Lock Jaw]

Naomi pretty sloppy tonight....

[Volare]

WTF to that finish lmao!!

[Volare]

PTP!!!

[Dark One]

Naomi pretty sloppy tonight....

Aerodynamics fucked up by the hair. Obviously.

I feel she's been pretty hit or miss for most of her time on the roster.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/yW1Md48.gif

[Dark One]

PTP burying the whole division is awful and amazing at the same time.

[Lock Jaw]

So glad PTP are back together...

[RawRocks]

Old School Promo for the Prime Time Players

[KIRA]

I'll admit that was..interesting

[Volare]

MIZDOW VS MIZ!

[Dark One]

"It's a matchup we never thought we would see on Monday Night Raw."

...Or that's what we've been expecting for like eight months.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/yW1Md48.gif

http://i.imgur.com/yAzxh.gif

[KIRA]

Aerodynamics fucked up by the hair. Obviously.

I feel she's been pretty hit or miss for most of her time on the roster.

Fuck Naomi WHERE IS Alica ?

[slik]

Miz vs Sandow tonight in this very ring

[Volare]

Pop of the night is coming up!

[Dark One]

Fuck Naomi WHERE IS Alica ?

THEY'RE NOT ALL THE SAME

[RawRocks]

The look on Saxton's face with Luke Harper :lol:

[#1-norm-fan]

Big E's overacting there reminded me of Cena.

I like it.

[Poit]

That was a smile of hatred on Xavier's face.

[RawRocks]

We want an angry New Day... not an upbeat one.

[KIRA]

a HEEL TURN IS HERE SOMEWHERE I CAN FEEL IT!

[#1-norm-fan]

lol This kick, kick, kick, tag thing.

[Emperor Smeat]

Baw Gawd New Day stompin' a mudhole to Sin Cara

[Dark One]

#ClapOrSnapAndBecomeABadAssSubmissionMachineTeam TRENDING WORLDWIDE ON TPWWFORUMS.COM

[Poit]

Cesaro has his own heel headphones now. :lol:

[Volare]

OMG Nattie

[Volare]

KOFI WITH A HEEL MOVE!

[#1-norm-fan]

They aren't officially heels yet. Therefore what Kalisto just did was a huge dick move.

[Poit]

The Lucha Dragons get a win, while letting Sin Cara get the win. The New Day shows signs of a heel turn. The announcers don't even call the Salida Del Sol and call the Falling Star a Swanton.

Ehh... two out of three isn't bad.

[Dark One]

Oh god, I just had a PTSD episode thinking of the awful, awful Big Show vs. Roman Reigns match at the house show I went to last month. Oh sweet merciful Lesnar, please don't let them have another 15-minute long 5 minute match.

[Lock Jaw]

Glad that the Lucha Dragons are getting over on the main show. I foresee "moderately sized" things in Kallisto's future....

[Dark One]

The Lucha Dragons get a win, while letting Sin Cara get the win. The New Day shows signs of a heel turn. The announcers don't even call the Salida Del Sol and call the Falling Star a Swanton.

Ehh... two out of three isn't bad.

Welcome to the main roster!

[Corndad]

Face New Day = Boring as hell
Heel New Day = Almost not Boring as hell.

[Lock Jaw]

The Lucha Dragons get a win, while letting Sin Cara get the win. The New Day shows signs of a heel turn. The announcers don't even call the Salida Del Sol and call the Falling Star a Swanton.

Ehh... two out of three isn't bad.

To be fair, I didn't even know that Sin Cara's Swanton was called anything but a Swanton.

[slik]

Kalisto is so the new Rey Mysterio (except I like Kalisto so far)

has STAR written all over him

[slik]

Oh god, I just had a PTSD episode thinking of the awful, awful Big Show vs. Roman Reigns match at the house show I went to last month. Oh sweet merciful Lesnar, please don't let them have another 15-minute long 5 minute match.


legit lol'd at PTSD line

[Dark One]

Oh god, I just had a PTSD episode thinking of the awful, awful Big Show vs. Roman Reigns match at the house show I went to last month. Oh sweet merciful Lesnar, please don't let them have another 15-minute long 5 minute match.

legit lol'd at PTSD line

Me right now:

http://media.giphy.com/media/VO3KbZEgfPfEY/giphy.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Watch this gif instead

http://i.imgur.com/JQjgO70.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-04-06)

[Volare]

rofl!

[Dark One]

Thanks Lock Jaw.

I've realized the only thing worse than that house show match would be Byron Saxton calling it.

[Volare]

SPEAR! SPEAR! SPEAR!

[KIRA]

You should all be appreciating Roman Reign's awesomeness

[Lock Jaw]

MOONSAULT

[KIRA]

C'MON ROMAN!

[Emperor Smeat]

Reigns should just start laughing every time he gets beaten up. Worked surprisingly well at Mania and let Lesnar get even more pissed for more brutality.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Special app segment coming up

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God, that laugh of Cameron's just shattered every window in my house.

[Tom Guycott]

Malibu Kane

[Lock Jaw]

Alicia Fox

[KIRA]

ALICA!!!!!!!!1

[Dark One]

Perfect opportunity for AJ to come back in a sweet salmon-colored suit and start splittin' wigs and weaves.

[Volare]

FELLA.

[Lock Jaw]

Turned on the App.... That isn't Tyson Kidd and Cesaro.... that's Bed N' Breakfast....

[Savio]

Are they trying to make the superman punch look weak?

[Tom Guycott]

Fuck Naomi WHERE IS Alica ?

"I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore!!!"

[Savio]

STELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Sheamus. Not sure what's more hilarious, the mohawk or him saying Fella with the Y2J pose.

[KIRA]

At least lay the mohawk down

[Dark One]

He could have gone back to this look:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/ea/8a/a1/ea8aa15167e113b17ea8aeaa4a209080.jpg

It could have been worse.

[Tom Guycott]

Sheamus' new music sounds like a remix of the Highlanders entrance theme.


"...I'M ROBBIE!!!"

[KIRA]

"I'll take 'em both, I'm hardcore!!!"

Where have I heard that before?

[Tom Guycott]

Rick Rude!, fella

[Dark One]

Sheamus going full Kevin Nash.

[Volare]

Sheamus gon get his mohawk split.

[Tom Guycott]

Hmm, is there enough hair in the 'hawk to accommodate wig splittage??

[Crimson]

Heel dreadlock Henry >>>>>> heel Sheamus

[KIRA]

I miss hall of pain Mark Henry's entrance and hall of pain Mark in general.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah... I miss Mark Henry's hair.... His heel title run was pretty great.... never thought I would have liked Mark Henry as much as I did.

[Emperor Smeat]

Botch or really odd counter to the 10 chop thingy Sheamus does?

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>It turns out all I ever needed to like <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Sheamus?src=hash">#Sheamus</a> was for him to turn heel. I've always said he was a bully as a face. Now he's great.

<a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Kenton Lane (@TheKentonLane) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheKentonLane/status/585267726253457408">April 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Byron Saxton king of the awkward segue

[Tom Guycott]

You motherfuckers... you can't keep mentioning "dangerous alliance" and have it have NOTHING TO DO with Paul Heyman. :(

[Dark One]

Heidenreich needs to show up and read some poetry to Byron Saxton in a closet very awkwardly.

[Lock Jaw]

Cool. Wyatt pretending like he never lost to Taker.

[KIRA]

Bray's promos kinda ring hollow when he keeps not living up to them.

[Tom Guycott]

Aaaaaannnnnnd cue all the speculation machine because of those six words from Bray

[Emperor Smeat]

Completely missed Bray's promo but going to assume it was all about this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

Only guy who can motivate Bray's career to a new level of Inspirational like he did to Mark Henry, Swagger, and Khali ... well maybe not that last guy.

[Lock Jaw]

Nattie cracking up on the WWE App....

[Dark One]

Miz looks like he just came out of a toaster.

[RawRocks]

Completely missed Bray's promo but going to assume it was all about this guy:

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

Only guy who can motivate Bray's career to a new level of Inspirational like he did to Mark Henry, Swagger, and Khali ... well maybe not that last guy.

Actual Brother Bo Dallas vs Brother Bray Wyatt would be interesting.

[Dark One]

Mizdow's new gimmick should be keeping the sunglasses on through whole matches, and removing them should be like Lawler pulling down the strap.

[RawRocks]

They should have saved this Mizdow vs Miz match for Extreme Rules and built it up more.. Street Fight with a stipulation.

[Tom Guycott]

Mizdow's new gimmick should be keeping the sunglasses on through whole matches, and removing them should be like Lawler pulling down the strap.

Only if he completely goes Johnny Cage and wears studded wristbands and starts split punching nutsacks mid match.

[Simple Fan]

Heard that electric chair call.

[Tom Guycott]

"I'm a fucking snaaaake! I like to hurt old people! Harry Potter!"

[RawRocks]

For the record WWE, the Phone Booth is in Arlington not Dallas.

[Dark One]

Mizdow's new gimmick should be keeping the sunglasses on through whole matches, and removing them should be like Lawler pulling down the strap.

Only if he completely goes Johnny Cage and wears studded wristbands and starts split punching nutsacks mid match.

I'll allow it.

[loopydate]

Mr. Sinister



















...SINISTER!!!!!

[Dark One]

Odds this ends in a schmozz and our EXTREME match is a fatal four-way?

[Tom Guycott]

"CM Punk still sells better than Reigns"

Good job having that RIGHT BY the stairs Roman used and full camera during his entrance.

[Tom Guycott]

For a second there, I thought we were going to get another Randy Orton jig.

[Tom Guycott]

"You ever seen a flyin' Samoan?"

Oh, you mean besdes The Usos? Or Jimmy Snuka? Or his daughter? Naw, Book, never.

[Dark One]

Seth's got his side plates back. Excellent.

[Simple Fan]

RKO

[Crimson]

Never thought I'd say this, but when does Cole come back

[Dark One]

Wait.

Cena isn't dripping in his own merchandise.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Meh, boring Raw. The PPVs should be fun as standalone shows but I'm guessing the TV will be largely skippable until SummerSlam season. Same thing as every year, really.</font>

[Tom Guycott]

Never thought I'd say this, but when does Cole come back




By the sounds of things, not for awhile... with "needing emergency surgery" and "contemplating legal action", this has the makings of a milkable angle.


"Sandman's Blind"

[Dark One]

John Cena riding with Funaki, the Bashams, Tajiri, and Ultimo Dragon as "Team Stay Cheap!" should 100% be a WWE Network sitcom.

10 million subscribers in four episodes.

[Dark One]

Sure, this may not be as hard hitting as the Austin interviews started out,

but did the Austin interviews have a story about a drunken Tajiri suddenly speaking perfect English because they drove by a Burger King? NO SIR THEY DID NOT.

[Poit]

John Cena is focused on getting into Chyna. :shifty:

[Dark One]

John Cena is focused on getting into Chyna. :shifty:

JERICHO WILL NEVER BE INVITED BACK AGAIN. HE BROKE THE UNWRITTEN LAW.

[Poit]

Who's the next podcaster down the list? JR? Tazz?