What would be your Nightmare Card?

[My Final Heaven]

Hello all, I was just reading online & came across an article about one of the main reasond WCW failed was because they were putting on PPVs that were absolute crap. That got me to thinking, What would the most god-awful, painful to watch PPV ever created actaully be? I posted mine below, now some other ppl can have some fun ;)

Gillberg vs Jericho's Fake Goldberg

Pat Patterson vs Rikishi - Bra & Panties

The Gang Warz II

Torrie vs Dawn Marie - 1st one to do a Tiger Driver wins (this one'll be a while)

Chris Jericho vs RVD - Glass Ceiling Match (winner gets the honor of being buried by HHH, loser gets buried by 'Taker's wife)

HHH vs Sgt. Slaughter - Biggest Nose vs Biggest Chin!

Kidman vs Jaime Noble - 60 minute iron man match

[Tornado]

Kidman vs Jaime Noble - 60 minute iron man match

Actually, this could have the potential to be pretty good.

[My Final Heaven]

Sorry, thats just my personal opinion :D . Kidman's always annoyed the hell out of me. He has a limited, sloppy moveset & sounds like an angry 10-year old on the mic, yet people still insist that he's the "next big thing". If Billy Kidman is the future of wrestling, then I'm going to have to start watching olympic sports or something ;). Noble's only problem is he has NO CHARISMA WHATSOEVER. I think the Borgs have already assimilated him, & they just forgot to put one of those metal things on his face :lol:

[Doink]

MIA YOUNG and mark henry in a under the covers match(nobody wants to know what they'll get upto)

lex luger v vince mcmahon in a flex your muscles match (with big poppa pump interferance)

the hardy boyz v edge & christian v the dudly boys in a normal tag match, tables, ladders & chairs banned from ringside

funaki v takamisinoku (spelt wrong) for the wwe championship

jackie v chavo for cw title (know its been done but dont want to see it again)

broklin brawler v maven (as top billed match)

rhino v big show in a who can get the most swetiest match

giberg v teddy long in an i quit match

[Shaggy]

Mark Henry vs Viscera (First one to do a 450 splash wins)

That would be pretty much it. That match would last the whole time and they would have to schedule a rematch for all the other shows untill they get a finish.

[Doink]

eartquake v mark henry v big show v rakishi v rico v big daddy in a bra and panties match

hhh v shawn micheals in a final finally final so its finished finally the end to end all endings the one to see hows the best final encounter (without the use of a sledge hammer) - its been done to death

rico v rikishi in a stinkface match (rico would lose on purpose)

zac gowan v the midget league wrestlers there use to be - actual scrap that as has potential to be funny with midgets/vertically challanged people kicking gowans ass with his false leg!

ultimo dragon v rey misterio in a no high risk,no slipping, no jumping,no normal moves they do match

hogan v mr america

ultimate warrior v anyone in a match where he's not allowed to grab the ropes to syke himself up!

[Innovator]

Maven vs. Mark Jindrack - No Dropkicks Allowed

Rikishi & Viscera vs. Kronik

Shawn Michaels vs. RVD vs. HHH - Hog Tied Match (where arms and legs are both bound for HBK and RVD, HHH wins)

Main Event: Michael "The Machine" Cole vs. Good Ol' JR - Ironman

[Ferocious]

MIA YOUNG and mark henry in a under the covers match(nobody wants to know what they'll get upto)

lex luger v vince mcmahon in a flex your muscles match (with big poppa pump interferance)

the hardy boyz v edge & christian v the dudly boys in a normal tag match, tables, ladders & chairs banned from ringside

funaki v takamisinoku (spelt wrong) for the wwe championship

jackie v chavo for cw title (know its been done but dont want to see it again)

broklin brawler v maven (as top billed match)

rhino v big show in a who can get the most swetiest match

giberg v teddy long in an i quit match
YOU SPEAK PURE A.......OOPS Catchphrase privileges denied, sorry RB I forgot

[Xero]

Goldberg vs. Lita - 2 out of 3 Botches Match (First to botch two moves wins... This shouldnt take long...) Winner goes on to face Kane in the semi-main event. (Lita Wins)

Vince vs. Shane vs. Linda vs. Steph vs. Triple H vs. Baby McMahon - Six Pack McMahon Match

Undertaker vs. Mordecai - Sell This Match (First one to sell 5 moves loses.)

Big Vis vs. Big Show vs. Rikishi vs. Mark Henry - Scaffold Match (How long would it be before the thing broke?)

Kane vs. Lita - Hubba Hubba Rubba Rubba Match (Use your imagination)

Main Event - The Ultimate Undertaker vs. Undertaker rip off - Hulk Hogan Classic vs. Hulk Hogan nWo vs. Hulk Hogan WWE (W/ tiedie pants) vs. Mr. America - Last Hogan Standing Match

[Nark Order]

Armageddon Hell in a Cell Match
A-Train vs Nathan Jones vs Big Show vs Matt Morgan vs Kevin Nash vs Rikishi

Ladder Match
Darren Drozdoff vs Zach Gowen (I'm sorry, that was bad)

Goldberg vs Brock Lesnar @ Wrestlemania :shifty:

[Ferocious]

Hogan vs Warrior vs Savage vs Slaughter vs Jake in a How I am now match

[Fox]

Kinda lazy to do a whole card, but these woudl be just about the worst main events of all time.

WWE TITLE MATCH
Justin Bradshaw Layfield(c) vs. The Big Show

WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT TITLE HELL IN A CELL MATCH
Triple H(c) vs. Stephanie McMahon (I wouldn't put it past them, after Stephanie vs. Vince)

[MVP]

Judgment Day.

[Edge]

Mordecai vs Scotty
Torrie vs Dawn Marie
Rey & RVD vs The Dudley Boyz
Rico & Charlie Hass vs Bob Holly & Billy Gunn
Booker T vs The Undertaker
John Cena vs Rene Dupree
JBL vs Eddie

AND

Torrie vs The Big Show in a Lumberjack Match
Michael Cole vs The Coach
Bill Goldberg, Kane & Brock Lesner vs J.R
Stone Cold vs Garrison Cade in a Last Man Standing Match
Chavo sr vs Test
Josh Matthews vs Pual Heyman vs Eugene in a Winner Has Kiss Mr. McMahon's Ass Match
Lillian Gurceya vs A-Train in a Bra & Panties Match

[Shaggy]

Stone Cold Vs Goldberg in a Hair Vs Hair Match

[c4g2]

WWE title match
Eddie Guerrero vs Bradshaw

Undertaker vs Booker T

US title match
Cena vs Renee Dupree

Rey Mysterio and RVD vs Dudley Boyz

Crusierweight Title
Chavo Guerrero vs Jacqueline

Tag titles
Charlie Hass and Rico vs Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly

Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie

Mordecai vs Scotty 2 Hotty

[lariat]

*See WCW Uncensored '95.*

[Wondermouse]

See King of the Ring '95.

[Edge]

WWE title match
Eddie Guerrero vs Bradshaw

Undertaker vs Booker T

US title match
Cena vs Renee Dupree

Rey Mysterio and RVD vs Dudley Boyz

Crusierweight Title
Chavo Guerrero vs Jacqueline

Tag titles
Charlie Hass and Rico vs Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly

Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie

Mordecai vs Scotty 2 Hotty

:nono:

[The Mackem]

Hey it's not easy, you should see some of my cards on TEW.

[TheNamelessOne]

Any card that has the Dudleyz going after the tag-team titles again.

[Goldbird]

King Of The Ring '95

[Shaggy]

WWE title match
Eddie Guerrero vs Bradshaw

Undertaker vs Booker T

US title match
Cena vs Renee Dupree

Rey Mysterio and RVD vs Dudley Boyz

Crusierweight Title
Chavo Guerrero vs Jacqueline

Tag titles
Charlie Hass and Rico vs Billy Gunn and Hardcore Holly

Torrie Wilson vs Dawn Marie

Mordecai vs Scotty 2 Hotty

That looks very familiar :lol:

[Eunos]

Mark Henry vs Rikishi - 2 hour Iron man match.

[KillerWolf]

Lawler & JR vs. anybody
Lita vs. anybody
in his BIG COMEBACK, Jeff Hardy vs. Kane
diva battle royal (winner gets to pose nude in Playboy)
Cruiserweight Title Match, Chavo Classic vs. a bowl of feces (i smell title change)
US Title Match-Rap Battle, John Cena vs. Stephanie McMahon

[Wildcat789]

Kobe Bryant vs. Eddie Guerrero's Mother

Chavo Classic vs. Al Wilson
First to have a heart attack match

Cruiserweight Championship
Torrie Wilson vs. shock&awe's aforementioned bowl of feces(C)

Goldbird vs. Kane Knight in a street fight
(lol jk on this one, that'd be fun to watch.)

[Shadow]

*is laughing too damn hard to make a card. Also has the munchies.*

[My Final Heaven]

I have Fritos :P

[Nowhere Man]

Randy Orton vs anyone who's not good enough to carry him to a watchable match.

[uNtOuChAbLe Tim]

Summerslam 95 and almost all of the In Your House's of 95-96.

[OssMan]

ultimo dragon v rey misterio in a no high risk,no slipping, no jumping,no normal moves they do match
That's just like saying Chris Benoit vs Bret Hart in a no doing anything match.

[The Show Off]

Here's my Nightmare Card

Main Event
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Intercontinental Championship
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Tag Team Championship
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Cruiserweight Championship
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Honestly my only nightmare card would be if there was nothing to watch at all. Personally every card that you people mentioned I'd watch if it were on TV and I didn't have to pay for it, and that's no lie. Sorry I didn't go with the "bash everybody in wrestling you hate" bit, but most of you have bashed these guys over and over again to the point where it isn't funny anymore, and it isn't even annoying anymore, it's really just kinda sad.

I like to bash guys with the best of them, only I like to do it in context... Why don't you just call this the "Bashing Thread" and get it over with.

[Nowhere Man]

I have Fritos :P

Congratulations.

[Gone Mad]

Ladder Match: Mabel v. Nathan Jones (Guest referree Max Mini)
Al Wilson v. anything
Iron Man Match: David Arquette v. Gobbly Gooker
A-Train v. A Bag of Fritos
Hell in a Cell: Sid Vicious v. Sponges
Hair vs Hair match: Doink v. Goldust
Main Event: Title Match- HHH v. Jacquelyne (Guest Ref. Repo Man)

[My Final Heaven]

Originally Posted by The Show Off
Honestly my only nightmare card would be if there was nothing to watch at all. Personally every card that you people mentioned I'd watch if it were on TV and I didn't have to pay for it, and that's no lie. Sorry I didn't go with the "bash everybody in wrestling you hate" bit, but most of you have bashed these guys over and over again to the point where it isn't funny anymore, and it isn't even annoying anymore, it's really just kinda sad.

I like to bash guys with the best of them, only I like to do it in context... Why don't you just call this the "Bashing Thread" and get it over with.

Oops, sorry about that. I'll make sure to ask your permission next time I want to have a little bit of fun. :nono:

[big_bluto]

Jazz v Jacqueline - No Bra & Panties Match (Eeeeuuuwwww!)
(both end up naked, Audience runs, TV crew turn cameras away and see announcers vomit)

UnderTaker v Mordecai (No no-selling) Winner shaves A-Train
(both batter the crap out of each other and don't sell - mordecai wins after 187 minutes when batista appears by accident and injures Undertaker. Mordecai chooses to burn the hair off A-train, who turns into an inferno and accidentally torches Hardcore Holly)

Chavo Classic v Ric Flair - Aerobics Iron Man Match
(Both men collapse with heart attacks after 20 minutes and get rushed to hospital)

Coach v The King v Michael Cole v Josh whatever - Actual logical comment match
(stopped after 15 minutes, draw)

Torrie v Sable v Dawn Marie - Triple Threat match for WWE & Heavyweight title
(who won - no idea, crowd went home because it was so fu</>cking boring)

[Fox]

Show Off made me cry...

[uNtOuChAbLe Tim]

Al wilson vs Maye Young lingerie match.