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Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:02 PM
Featuring a last second substitution:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2015/04/20150426_LARGE_ER_Match_Kickoff.jpg

And a match SO EXTREME it has twelve stipulations:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_large/public/ep/image/2015/04/20150402_LIGHT_ER_Match_RollinsOrton.jpg

Poit
04-26-2015, 07:03 PM
Was the tag title match bumped up to the main show?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:05 PM
Also I think Roman Reigns has a match, but I'm not sure. Every time I try to look it up and find a graphic, I end up blacking out and losing a span of like five or ten minutes.

https://i.imgur.com/nT6Rsh.jpg

Poit
04-26-2015, 07:05 PM
Ah, this is going to be a good crowd.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:06 PM
Was the tag title match bumped up to the main show?

I would assume so, but who knows. It is Cesaro/Kidd, and they seem determined to make them the pre-show guys.

DaveWadding
04-26-2015, 07:06 PM
over/under on number of CM Punk chants: 6

The Destroyer
04-26-2015, 07:07 PM
Was the tag title match bumped up to the main show?
It was featured in the card rundown on the pre-show, so it looks like it.

Volare
04-26-2015, 07:15 PM
Chi town crowd will make this ok.

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 07:17 PM
<font color=goldenrod>lol Curb Stomp edited out of Rollins' WM31 win in the video package. I can understand banning it going forward but really?

Bet the next thing they do is remove any "Seth Rollins wins after a Curb Stomp" timestamps from the Network.</font>

Ruien
04-26-2015, 07:17 PM
Looking forward to Cena and Rusev but not much else. What else should I be hyped for?

Mercenary
04-26-2015, 07:19 PM
lol
booker shooting on Milena

Ruien
04-26-2015, 07:20 PM
Oh ha, Dean and Harper should be good. Does Bray have a match? Or is he still feuding with himself? What about Ryback?

slik
04-26-2015, 07:21 PM
I can't wait for this crowd during Show/Reigns lol

Sixx
04-26-2015, 07:21 PM
Featuring a last second substitution:

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/ep_full/public/ep/image/2015/04/20150426_LARGE_ER_Match_Kickoff.jpg



Wow, the ears on this guy.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:21 PM
Really nice of them to finally turn on Ambrose's microphone for the last few words of his promo.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:23 PM
I can't wait for this crowd during Show/Reigns lol

http://i.imgur.com/akUX5G9.gif

Sixx
04-26-2015, 07:24 PM
http://realworldchamp.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/nxt-takeover-adrian-neville.jpg
http://ih0.redbubble.net/image.13228269.2287/sticker,375x360.u2.png

Volare
04-26-2015, 07:33 PM
I've heard 3 punk chants during the pre-show alone now.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:34 PM
over/under on number of CM Punk chants: 6

Pretty sure they've hit that by the halfway point of this pre-show.

The Destroyer
04-26-2015, 07:36 PM
I've only heard one, there's been a few "Cena sucks" which kind of sound similar I guess?

Poit
04-26-2015, 07:40 PM
"The new sensation"?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:40 PM
That cape is still really stupid.

As is adding "The Next Sensation" alongside "The Man that Gravity Forgot."

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:42 PM
How do you have a fucking commercial break in the middle of a match on your own network FOR THE NETWORK?

Poit
04-26-2015, 07:44 PM
For the new viewers watching for free. WWE is trying to get them to keep their subscriptions.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:47 PM
I don't think interrupting your primary product with a reminder that they're watching this on the thing they're watching it with is a good way to convince people to keep their subscriptions.

Poit
04-26-2015, 07:48 PM
Don't TV channels show ads for upcoming content, weekly shows, etc.?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:52 PM
They do, but I'm not paying $10 a month for ABC.

I'm not one of those "lol, wwe is stupid, showing commercials for the network on the network" guys. It just seems dumb that that's where they cram it in. You have an eight minute match, and you're going to chew it up a minute of it with a promo you could just as easily show afterward?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:53 PM
Hahahahaha. They asked a "Are you still relevant?" question to Kane for this Twitter Q&A. A+

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 07:53 PM
:lol: <font color=goldenrod>Asking Kane if he's still relevant</font>

DAMN iNATOR
04-26-2015, 07:53 PM
I don't think interrupting your primary product with a reminder that they're watching this on the thing they're watching it with is a good way to convince people to keep their subscriptions.

"Hey, trial subscribers! Here's a commercial mid-PPV match! Everybody watches commercials still, so there's no way this can backfire on us and cause all you new subscribers who WERE thinking about keeping their subscription to cancel at 11:00:01PM EST!"

Dark One
04-26-2015, 07:54 PM
That was a short Q&A.

Look at it this way Tom Phillips, at least you didn't get lit on fire.

Volare
04-26-2015, 08:02 PM
What are the odds of Lana in a hot American Bikini?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:03 PM
What are the odds of Lana in a hot American Bikini?

110%

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Lana-Pre-WWE-gifs-003.gif

The Destroyer
04-26-2015, 08:05 PM
Going to watch Ambrose/Harper then disappear off to bed. Nothing else on the card bar the main event and the tag titles match I'm especially fussed about.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:08 PM
people who bring their replica belts. so dumb

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:08 PM
They do, but I'm not paying $10 a month for ABC.

I'm not one of those "lol, wwe is stupid, showing commercials for the network on the network" guys. It just seems dumb that that's where they cram it in. You have an eight minute match, and you're going to chew it up a minute of it with a promo you could just as easily show afterward?

Yeah, I totally understand. We don't want to see the match with interruptions, but WWE wants to show the commercial when the most people are watching, which is of course during the match.

DaveWadding
04-26-2015, 08:09 PM
A Chicago Street Fight that has to end in the ring. Nice

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:09 PM
Both men wearing basically the same thing for a "street fight" as they would for a regular wrestling match.

Also, Ambrose almost got impaled by a leg of the chair.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:14 PM
dude with the led light pissing me off

Volare
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
CHICAGO PARKING LOT BRAWL!!

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
I hope there's a 24 hour car chase, and the match continues on Monday. This match should go on for a month.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
Lol harper drives away

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
So... now it's really a street fight?

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
LOL Fuck this crowd, that was awesome.

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:15 PM
I hope there's a 24 hour car chase, and the match continues on Monday. This match should go on for a month.

<strike>Axelmania</strike> Chicago Street Fight running wild!

Sixx
04-26-2015, 08:16 PM
What's a "Kiss me Arse" match?

Loser kisses the winner's ass?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:16 PM
I had an idea for a match like this when I was twelve.

I hope it goes on for a year.

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
A Chicago Street Fight that has to end in the ring. Nice

We have rules here that you probably don't have in Arizona. Extreme ones.

DaveWadding
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
What's a "Kiss me Arse" match?

Loser kisses the winner's ass?

His arse.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
I had an idea for a match like this when I was twelve.

I hope it goes on for a year.

WrestleMania. Hell in a Cell to finally end the match.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
A Chicago street fight in the actual streets of Chicago gets 5* from me if it happens

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:17 PM
What happened on the pre show?

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 08:18 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I hope Ambrose and Harper return to finish the match later and it goes into the books as a 2+ hour match.</font>

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:18 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I hope Ambrose and Harper return to finish the match later and it goes into the books as a 2+ hour match.</font>

:y:

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:18 PM
Maybe they'll go shopping on Michigan Avenue

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:18 PM
What's a "Kiss me Arse" match?

Loser kisses the winner's ass?

Winner rips loses head off mortal Kom bat style so they can kiss their arse

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:19 PM
What happened on the pre show?

The Man that Gravity Forgot, The Next Sensation, The Guy Who's Going to Keep Getting Nicknames, Don't call him Adrian, Neville beat Barrett as a replacement match for Bryan/Barrett. Non-title.

Pretty much it.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:19 PM
Felt a little bad for Jojo having to say that.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:19 PM
What happened on the pre show?

Neville beat BNB

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:20 PM
I wonder how many of these people backstage knew they were coming. All of the sudden two guys just start fighting next to you with a bunch of others standing around.

Sixx
04-26-2015, 08:20 PM
Oh, good, I always thought we don't have enough oiled men kissing eachother's asses in the WWE.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:21 PM
Not enough limes

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:21 PM
Harper isn't the kind of guy I'd think would know how to drive.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:23 PM
Extreme Arse Kissing

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:25 PM
TIL a brogue is a low heeled boot

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:26 PM
I like this. Hard hitting, brutal match

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:27 PM
Didn't realize I was ten mins behind. Usually when I start a live event late and I hit "show from beginning" it still just takes me live. Not sure if they upgraded something but i dont remembet being able to do that. I'm glad I can go forward and back during a live show now.

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:31 PM
There are pins in this match? If so, why do they keep talking like an actual arse kissing is gonna happen?

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:31 PM
No way does Sheamus lose after his big return, but I can't see Ziggler kissing his "arse" either.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:31 PM
Great fucking match.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:32 PM
what

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:32 PM
Lol what

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:32 PM
Sheamus is probably just not gonna do it and be like "loldealwithit"

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:32 PM
No way does Sheamus lose after his big return, but I can't see Ziggler kissing his "arse" either.

what

:lol:

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:33 PM
Lol at the ref

Now you gotta kiss his ass

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:33 PM
"Pucker up" chant :lol:

Time to show off some ass. :naughty:

Volare
04-26-2015, 08:34 PM
Well whoever can't see the cheap shot coming is blind as all hell right about now.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:34 PM
Lol pucker up chant

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:34 PM
Dolph really is Mr Ass 2k15

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:35 PM
This is really dragging on.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:35 PM
This ends with a Brogue Kick instead of Sheamus kissing his arse.

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:35 PM
Yeah....get it over with

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:36 PM
Lol Sheanus sign

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 08:36 PM
<font color=goldenrod>As if they were actually going to follow through with the stipulation.</font>

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:37 PM
This ends with a Brogue Kick instead of Sheamus kissing his arse.

Volare
04-26-2015, 08:37 PM
Sheamus is the winner :D lmao

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 08:38 PM
"you can use anything you can find in the streets of Chicago"

"He's got a kendo stick!!!"

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 08:38 PM
Really no reason why a heel should ever follow a stipulation like that. lol

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:41 PM
King of the Ring?

Mercenary
04-26-2015, 08:41 PM
King of the ring?

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:41 PM
LOL, and those people who stood up because New Day said so, not expecting it to be them.

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 08:42 PM
Really no reason why a heel should ever follow a stipulation like that. lol

<font color=goldenrod>Which is why it was a shit stipulation IMO. It was obvious Sheamus was either gonna win or lose and force Ziggler to do it anyway. Made the result seem pretty inconsequential going in.

Loved the match itself, though.</font>

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:42 PM
Fucking 3 count

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:43 PM
King of the Ring?

Was on the phone with my dad. What? What is this?

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:43 PM
Jojo is apparentry a member of New Day

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 08:44 PM
Fuck New Day

Need a New N.O.D.

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:44 PM
Was on the phone with my dad. What? What is this?

Supposedly the finals of the King of the Ring on the network Tuesday night.

Way to hype bringing the KOTR back

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 08:45 PM
Cole's getting fired for saying "Langston"

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 08:46 PM
Even though she is built like a dude, Naddie Neidhardt is a smoke show.

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:47 PM
Kicking to the cadence of that "New Day sucks" chant is amazing.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:48 PM
Supposedly the finals of the King of the Ring on the network Tuesday night.

Way to hype bringing the KOTR back

https://31.media.tumblr.com/5ce6deba91a6020f6f5029d23de99b97/tumblr_inline_nejf7bU9je1sfvdd1.gif

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:48 PM
"Why!? What did we do!? We're winning!" :lol:

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:48 PM
What did we do, we're winning

Droford
04-26-2015, 08:49 PM
Paul heyman needs a tag team called the Jew Day

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:52 PM
This match is actually pretty awesome, new day gimmick aside.

slik
04-26-2015, 08:52 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>🚨🚨 SINGLE GREATEST NEW DAY REACTION SHOT OF ALL TIME!!!! 🚨🚨 <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtemeRules?src=hash">#ExtemeRules</a> <a href="http://t.co/600Wu7w8zi">pic.twitter.com/600Wu7w8zi</a></p>&mdash; Brian Maxwell Mann (@BrianMaxMann) <a href="https://twitter.com/BrianMaxMann/status/592489361721184256">April 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:54 PM
This match is actually pretty awesome, new day gimmick aside.

The crowd helps, and you could argue they're biased because of the guys involved, but that hasn't really helped New Day in a long while--even with the new gimmick. So, it's crazy what happens when you let four guys who have a whole lot of talent and that the crowd has wanted to care about just do shit, and get time to do shit, right?

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 08:54 PM
That was a sweet ending

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 08:55 PM
HORSESHIT

Shadrick
04-26-2015, 08:55 PM
Something I've always wanted to see.

A heel kofi winning a title.

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 08:55 PM
:eek: New Day won.

I thought they sucked? Tag match was good overall.

Maluco
04-26-2015, 08:56 PM
Fantastic match, if new day is going to work, that is how to do it. Great stuff from all four guys.

Cesaro should be a star by now, unbelievable strength

Dark One
04-26-2015, 08:56 PM
Thank you to Daniel Bryan for being made of paper mache and letting this match get on the main show and get some time.

At no point up until a month ago would I have ever been able to even imagine New Day having the Tag Titles, let alone it having the potential to be great.

With one half of the Usos gone for a half a year, let these two teams go at it for a few months.

Shadrick
04-26-2015, 08:56 PM
New Day! New Day!

Maluco
04-26-2015, 08:57 PM
Also, hopefully this convinces the higher ups to have the tag titles on the main card. Great tag wrestling is so much fun to watch.

Poit
04-26-2015, 08:59 PM
Woods carrying the title makes me hopeful they're going to Freebird this.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 08:59 PM
I'll be goddamned they won

Poit
04-26-2015, 09:00 PM
I'm kinda surprised those two made it back to the arena if they were fighting while driving.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:00 PM
This is just the best.

I hope they end up in another car and leave again.

Shadrick
04-26-2015, 09:00 PM
Kofi just won a title as a heel.

I'm just....in tears.

Droford
04-26-2015, 09:00 PM
Previously on Extreme Rules

Shadrick
04-26-2015, 09:00 PM
AND HERE COMES DEAN.

Maluco
04-26-2015, 09:01 PM
Xavier Woods starting to show glimpses of a really funny heel character. Seems entertaining.

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 09:01 PM
Did Ambrose get lost .... nevermind

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 09:01 PM
Nice E-C-DUB chant

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:01 PM
http://i.imgur.com/0N3tJ7H.gif

Come on Chicago. Step it up.

screech
04-26-2015, 09:02 PM
Tag team match was awesome.

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 09:03 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>We have a ridiculous chair budget. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash">#ExtremeRules</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/592493967641444352">April 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Corndad
04-26-2015, 09:03 PM
Finally got points in Tipsters hahaha I was looking at an 0Fer

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 09:04 PM
:eek: Ambrose actually won a ppv match.

Think he was either 0-10 or 0-11 since the Shield split.

Corndad
04-26-2015, 09:05 PM
When was Ambrose's last win on PPV?

Sixx
04-26-2015, 09:08 PM
http://s3.postimg.org/lvugjur5v/newday.png

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:10 PM
When was Ambrose's last win on PPV?

When Bruno Sammartino was still champion.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:11 PM
I have decently high expectations for this match. Rusev's been pretty good, and Cena has a track record of good to great gimmick matches with big monster heels.

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 09:13 PM
<font color=goldenrod>A lot less interested in this knowing it's one of those "touch all 4 corners" deals. They all end the same way really. Heel drags face around touching 3 corners, not realizing the face isn't unconscious and doing the same thing. Face finisher. Face touches final corner.</font>

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:17 PM
ugh four corners shit is awful. Just have a no dq match chained together

DaveWadding
04-26-2015, 09:17 PM
Kinda digging the lights on the corners.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:22 PM
Rusev. Come on. Why would you climb up on the turnbuckle when someone can yank you off FROM ACROSS THE RING WITHOUT GETTING UP?

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:26 PM
He was gonna do a shooting star too

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 09:27 PM
Commentators sound a bit bored with the chain match. Usually are more active when its a Cena match going on.

Stickman
04-26-2015, 09:28 PM
Are most ppvs this boring?

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 09:28 PM
lol Weird ending.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:29 PM
boring match

best part of it left halfway through

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 09:30 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Well, at least that was a slightly different ending than I was expecting.</font>

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:30 PM
For those of you wondering, I was disappointed.

Schlomey
04-26-2015, 09:31 PM
This PPV sucks.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:32 PM
This PPV sucks.

Wouldn't go that far.

Tag match and Kiss my arse match were good.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:33 PM
So Roman is batman now?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:33 PM
Hoping for six minutes straight of "WE WANT PAIGE" chants.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:34 PM
Wouldn't go that far.

Tag match and Kiss my arse match were good.

Also Ambrose + Harper's NEVERENDING BRAWL.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:34 PM
What the fuck is this?

You're not Sasha Banks. Fuck on off.

Droford
04-26-2015, 09:34 PM
It's Sasha B..wait a second

Corndad
04-26-2015, 09:34 PM
Oh Lord Naomi

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:35 PM
Let's see if we get competent Naomi or Jackie Gayda Naomi.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 09:35 PM
So now that the Bellas are seemingly faces again, if Brie reveals that she was only pretending to be on the same page with her sister to get revenge for her being a heartless bitch to her would that make Brie the face or Nikki? Because she'd be turning on her evil sister but she joined her evil sister and then turned not evil along with her...

...

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:36 PM
Also, the previous prediction of 6 CM Punk chants for the over/under will be correct for this match.

Corndad
04-26-2015, 09:37 PM
Her shoes are changing colors. Ok.

Droford
04-26-2015, 09:39 PM
The lights going out would be cool

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:43 PM
Good.

I guess.

#WeWantPaige

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 09:44 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I'd love to have sex with Nikki Bella. That just about sums up my thoughts on that match.</font>

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 09:45 PM
lol "OOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Ruien
04-26-2015, 09:45 PM
Why ruien Rusev and Lana? They work so well together damnit. Ruse needs Lana for Christmas sakes and he's over as all hell.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:48 PM
If you guys don't hear from me in 10-20 minutes, assume I died from the PTSD episode and/or seizure that this match is about to induce.

http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3509563/Seizure.gif

Dark One
04-26-2015, 09:52 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/1b26BD5KjH0?start=70" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Ruien
04-26-2015, 09:56 PM
Trying so hard to stay awake.

Ruien
04-26-2015, 09:56 PM
Big Show putting the table back was funny.

Poit
04-26-2015, 10:01 PM
I want them to use the tub of water bottles & sports drinks as a weapon.

Ruien
04-26-2015, 10:04 PM
Feel like the Superman Punch is being devalued a ton lately.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:05 PM
Feel like the Superman Punch is being devalued a ton lately.

That's because it's a jumping punch.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:05 PM
I think I may manage to survive this, although I can feel the darkness closing in.

My last request is that someone who is stronger than I am times action versus standing around/set-up time in this match. I'd wager my entire estate on it being at least 30/70 if not 20/80.

Corndad
04-26-2015, 10:07 PM
It's your note pad lol

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:07 PM
Trying to get Roman support by having him be gutsy and just not quit...

Cena 2.0

Has been activated

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:09 PM
a big fat phoenix

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
This match needs to end LOL at people just refusing to side with Roman

Ruien
04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Nice spear. awesome finish

Poit
04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Ugh, I almost picked "buried under the announce table" for Tipsters.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Trying to get Roman support by having him be gutsy and just not quit...

Cena 2.0

Has been activated

Incorrect.

Trapping under announcers' table is the new duct tape.

Cena 2.0 now activated.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:10 PM
Nice spear. awesome finish

If only it were the finish.

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 10:11 PM
That was a really good last man standing match

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 10:11 PM
Feel like the Superman Punch is being devalued a ton lately.

Only against Big Show though. WWE for some odd reason thinks Big Show's punch needs more protection than Reigns' punch.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:11 PM
He stole Cenas playbook.

Maluco
04-26-2015, 10:11 PM
Not a fan of either, but you have to give them props, that was entertaining

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:15 PM
I think I may manage to survive this, although I can feel the darkness closing in.

My last request is that someone who is stronger than I am times action versus standing around/set-up time in this match. I'd wager my entire estate on it being at least 30/70 if not 20/80.

How should I proceed with the church?

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:16 PM
Hey cole said the same thing about Kpfi once "I think we learned alot tonight about....."

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:18 PM
And none of them will never make it on the main roster
most of you will be fired while still in development

JOIN TOUGH ENOUGH!

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 10:18 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZS6FqM3.jpg

Droford
04-26-2015, 10:20 PM
Lol bo dallas lures out Ryback so that Bray Wyatt can get to him?

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:20 PM
BRAY WYATT BO DALLAS ALLIANCE!

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:21 PM
REALLY?

Kris P Lettus
04-26-2015, 10:23 PM
Is Bray not on this PPV?

Wtf

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 10:23 PM
Feel like they just missed an opportunity for a somewhat pro Bo crowd to join him in one of these call and response things where everyone raises their arms to "Bolieve"

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 10:23 PM
Poor Ryback. Pleading to be fed more because the WWE cut back on catering recently.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 10:24 PM
They're really stretching this Rusev vs Cena feud. Jesus.

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 10:26 PM
Nothing like telling the crowd that the title match they just saw was pointless since they'll have another match with a "better" stip at the next PPV.

Droford
04-26-2015, 10:26 PM
If Rusev spoke no English he couldn't lose an I quit match

Maluco
04-26-2015, 10:26 PM
Surely rusev can't lose a third time to Cena? That would be a massive mistake and is needless

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:27 PM
I hope Rollins has figured out a better move than that shitty DDT thing.

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 10:27 PM
They're really stretching this Rusev vs Cena feud. Jesus.

Would you rather Cena chase the world title?

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 10:28 PM
Surely rusev can't lose a third time to Cena? That would be a massive mistake and is needless

Lana throws in the towel and they finally split.

Or Lana throws in the towel and they keep stalling on the split for another month.

screech
04-26-2015, 10:28 PM
Surely rusev can't lose a third time to Cena? That would be a massive mistake and is needless

Yeah I was thinking this. Rusev needs to win one of these, right?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:29 PM
I hope Rollins has figured out a better move than that shitty DDT thing.

It's called the Three-Handled Family Run Like a Bitch out of the Cage While Sixteen People Interfere.

It's a working title.

Droford
04-26-2015, 10:30 PM
Seth should hit Orton with an RKO to get dqed

Then start using the RKO as his new finisher.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 10:30 PM
Would you rather Cena chase the world title?

Actually, yes. The US champion being so much more over than the world champ is kinda weird.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:31 PM
Have people forgotten Orton has a second arguably better less visually impressive finisher?

slik
04-26-2015, 10:34 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>The look on Kane's face is that of a 48-year-old man who is over. This. Shit. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ExtremeRules?src=hash">#ExtremeRules</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/592516234278670336">April 27, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Corndad
04-26-2015, 10:36 PM
Surely rusev can't lose a third time to Cena? That would be a massive mistake and is needless

Ruaev won the first match at Fastlane

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 10:38 PM
Then he lost at WrestleMania and tonight so Payback would be the third.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:40 PM
Hey, some shades of Classic JBL adding some random back story about leg cramps to add some depths to the guys/match.

Corndad
04-26-2015, 10:42 PM
Then he lost at WrestleMania and tonight so Payback would be the third.

Well hell. Read that like Rusev never went over in the feud. Carry on.

Volare
04-26-2015, 10:43 PM
So if Orton hit a reverse RKO...as in a jumping neck breaker, that technically wouldn't be the same as a regular would it?

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:45 PM
Well hell. Read that like Rusev never went over in the feud. Carry on.

Don't worry, dawg. I got you the Scott Steiner Math Tutoring Collection so it doesn't happen again.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WFoC3TR5rzI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:47 PM
Curb stomp from the top of the cage.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:47 PM
Don't worry, dawg. I got you the Scott Steiner Math Tutoring Collection so it doesn't happen again.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/WFoC3TR5rzI" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Got me an A

Fignuts
04-26-2015, 10:49 PM
EXPLODAAAAAAAA

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 10:49 PM
This has been a very "meh" ppv, and we really can't expect much more until MITB. Post WM hangover.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:49 PM
Based on what we know about rollins he didn't damage anything

Droford
04-26-2015, 10:50 PM
A pedigree huh

Alrighty

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:51 PM
I hope Orton goes full Eugene and just starts spamming random people's finishes.

Corndad
04-26-2015, 10:51 PM
Orton should just start doing random finishers lol

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:51 PM
Yea cause TRIPLE h wasn't the one hitting it
pfft

Frank Drebin
04-26-2015, 10:52 PM
Orton using the "steal finisher" ability from the 2k games.

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:54 PM
Kane is like "fuck this shit"

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 10:55 PM
Nice of Kane to roll the unconscious body of Rollins over Orton. Always thinking for the team, well sort of.

Poit
04-26-2015, 10:55 PM
You get a chokeslam, and you get a chokeslam, everybody gets a chokeslam!

Poit
04-26-2015, 10:56 PM
Wait... shouldn't one of them lose for using the RKO?

Droford
04-26-2015, 10:56 PM
Ha I called it sorta

Corndad
04-26-2015, 10:56 PM
The hell lol

KIRA
04-26-2015, 10:56 PM
I wouldn't mind if this was a thing with Kane just chokeslamming Rollins then dragging him into a cover

Volare
04-26-2015, 10:57 PM
MAJOR SWERVES!!

Dark One
04-26-2015, 10:57 PM
Seth should hit Orton with an RKO to get dqed

Then start using the RKO as his new finisher.

They should have gone with that.

But they didn't. The went halfway.

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 10:57 PM
Who cares if the RKO was banned period or if it was just banned for Orton. I assume even if it was banned for everyone, Rollins would be DQed and keep the title anyway. HUGE CONTROVERSY.

Stickman
04-26-2015, 10:58 PM
lol at Kane ripping his pants

Volare
04-26-2015, 10:59 PM
Aww shit major controversy after a PPV on Raw....just like old times!!

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 10:59 PM
<font color=goldenrod>lol what a disjointed main event</font>

Droford
04-26-2015, 11:00 PM
They should have gone with that.

But they didn't. The went halfway.

They can still go with Rollins using the RKO as his finisher though

Dark One
04-26-2015, 11:00 PM
Third title reign for Abeyance confirmed.

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 11:05 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Orton wants to have a cage match to keep out the Authority: Authority interferes anyway

Kane to be gatekeeper: ignores his duties and goes into business for himself

RKO banned: Rollins wins match with RKO

WWE stipulations matter about as much as points on Whose Line Is It Anyway.</font>

#1-norm-fan
04-26-2015, 11:06 PM
Seriously, the only CONTROVERSY coming from that match is the controversy of WWE being so inept that they don't really know what the rules of their world title match are going into the world title match. I don't think that qualifies under the official rules of SUPER DRAMATIC CONTROVERSY in entertainment.

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-26-2015, 11:06 PM
Wait... shouldn't one of them lose for using the RKO?

RKO stands for Randall Keith Orton. It's not an RKO when Seth Rollins does it. It's just a diamond cutter. Thus winner and still champion Seth Rollins.

Dark One
04-26-2015, 11:10 PM
RKO stands for Randall Keith Orton. It's not an RKO when Seth Rollins does it. It's just a diamond cutter. Thus winner and still champion Seth Rollins.

Thanks Jack Tunney.

slik
04-26-2015, 11:10 PM
lol at Kane ripping his pants

His Demon unleashed

Volare
04-26-2015, 11:13 PM
lmfao

Evil Vito
04-26-2015, 11:13 PM
<font color=goldenrod>There were some good matches on this show. But when most of them likely won't lead anywhere of importance, it's tough to care at all. Haven't watched Raw in 3 weeks (which for a habitual viewer like me is actually a record) and have my doubts I'll watch it before the next PPV. You basically miss nothing by skipping on TV anyway.

I've found that NXT, Lucha Underground, and the Network back catalog is plenty to satisfy my wrestling fix.</font>

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-26-2015, 11:16 PM
Thanks Jack Tunney.

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Dark One
04-26-2015, 11:17 PM
Left the replay on in the background, and after the announcers' "WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?" reaction to Harper and Ambrose brawling into a car and leaving the arena, next year Extreme Rules should be called WWE Extreme Confusion: The Night No One Knows What the Stipulations mean!

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 11:19 PM
Seriously, the only CONTROVERSY coming from that match is the controversy of WWE being so inept that they don't really know what the rules of their world title match are going into the world title match. I don't think that qualifies under the official rules of SUPER DRAMATIC CONTROVERSY in entertainment.

At least it wasn't as bad as the Russian Chain match changing the rules during the match itself especially at the end.

Ruien
04-26-2015, 11:23 PM
I don't think they changed the rules during that match? You just had to touch all 4 buckles without losing momentum.

Emperor Smeat
04-26-2015, 11:28 PM
Isn't it you have to touch all 4 corners without the other guy breaking the chain?

Rusev and Cena kept going back and forth touching corners which would mean the chain was broken or it had to be rest.

SlickyTrickyDamon
04-26-2015, 11:35 PM
No, just keep momentum. They weren't stopped by each other.

Ruien
04-26-2015, 11:38 PM
Was the chain broke? I thought it was just long enough for them to both reach the corners.