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slik
05-10-2015, 08:22 PM
Excerpt from JTG's new novel ""Damn! Why Did I Write This Book?" via the craphole



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So JTG wrote a small book of stories about how him and Shad Gaspard kept getting heat while they were in WWE. It's a short Kindle book, costs like 2 dollars and it honestly worth the money. Anyway, I had to share this story because it made me laugh so much....

I wish I can say Shad learned from that last experience. I really wish I could, but that's not the case. Another scenario where Shad's filter malfunctioned was in Cleveland, Ohio.

We arrived at the arena for RAW and that particular morning, Shad was making a statement. He was dressed to impress! Shad was wearing a tailor made suit and I have to admit, he cleaned up pretty nicely. Anyway, Shad was getting a lot of compliments throughout the morning.

Knowing Shad, I knew he couldn't wait until Vince, or the Head of Talent Relations, or anybody from the office for that matter, to see him. When you dress as sharp as Shad did that day, you make a few rounds around the arena before changing so everyone can see how dashing you look. I've been guilty of that myself a time or two. If I'm wearing a nice outfit, I'd make sure everyone sees it, god dammit!

The moment he'd been waiting for arrived. We bumped into "The Game" himself. "Wow, Shad, you look sharp," said the Cerebral Assassin. What happened next? My boy, my homie, Shad Gaspard completely froze!

Shad now had three options:

a) say "Thank you"

b) return the compliment

c) kiss a li'l ass and make small talk

But no, my partner choose-

Z) tell your higher up "I'm wearing this suit just to impress you. I guess this is what it feels like to sell out."

I stood there screaming on the inside, Why, why, WHY! What would possess you to say that, Shad?!! The look on the Game's face read, "What the fuck?!" Then what always happens next, happened: the awkward look at ME.

As we walked down the hall, I wanted to say: “I don’t know if crack came with that nice suit, but you didn’t have to smoke it. And if you didn’t, what other reason would make you say that?!”

Disturbed316
05-10-2015, 08:46 PM
And they cry about being badly booked and being let go when they can't even respect the guy in charge....dumb asses.

Destor
05-10-2015, 10:46 PM
Thats fabulous

Anybody Thrilla
05-11-2015, 03:20 AM
And they cry about being badly booked and being let go when they can't even respect the guy in charge....dumb asses.

Sounds like Shad's mistake, not JTG's. What pluralizes this situation for you?

Disturbed316
05-11-2015, 04:31 AM
For me, seeing as they were a tag team, it reflects poorly on both of them. Although it was Shad being the dick, by association, they are both being dicks.

Twisted and stupid logic I know but you don't do that to your boss.

Shadrick
05-11-2015, 06:03 AM
For me, seeing as they were a tag team, it reflects poorly on both of them. Although it was Shad being the dick, by association, they are both being dicks.

Twisted and stupid logic I know but you don't do that to your boss.

If its stupid logic, why did you use it just now?

Disturbed316
05-11-2015, 06:41 AM
Because it fits how I feel about this situation :-\

Ruien
05-11-2015, 07:28 AM
When do they cry about how they were being used?

DAMN iNATOR
05-11-2015, 12:04 PM
<iframe frameborder="0" width="480" height="270" src="//www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/xu4c1x" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /><a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xu4c1x_extreme-rules-shad-gaspard-vs-jtg_sport" target="_blank">Extreme Rules Shad Gaspard vs JTG</a> <i>by <a href="http://www.dailymotion.com/wweEduarwwf" target="_blank">wweEduarwwf</a></i>

Thought Shad really had a bright future after that match, but it was not to be.

Chimera
05-11-2015, 12:34 PM
WoW Shade is a dumbass he screwed himself but TBH Triple H needs to lighten up u know guys joke between each other

Chimera
05-11-2015, 12:36 PM
Funny thing is if some1 tried this with Miniak, Swede or Matt Rage who are the senior guys of CHW, they'll just rib em back instead of firing them. That's why I like The Backyard Universe. Less drama and ppl who take it easy and can solve things like a man.

Volare
05-11-2015, 01:33 PM
......What?

Anybody Thrilla
05-11-2015, 03:40 PM
Chimera, please go away.

Rammsteinmad
05-11-2015, 03:50 PM
Backyard wrestlers aren't "pros" though. There's no big contracts involved. So fuck off Chimera.

Chimera
05-11-2015, 04:28 PM
Backyard wrestlers aren't "pros" though. There's no big contracts involved. So fuck off Chimera.

That's what YOU think.

Your wrong backyard is more than meets the eye

Damian Rey
05-11-2015, 06:22 PM
So do they get paid actual money and fill out their tax forms and credit apps as "pro wrestlers"?

Volare
05-11-2015, 06:24 PM
I wonder what would happen if WWE claimed the intellectual property of the name Chimera....

Simple Fan
05-12-2015, 12:45 AM
Funny thing is if some1 tried this with Miniak, Swede or Matt Rage who are the senior guys of CHW, they'll just rib em back instead of firing them. That's why I like The Backyard Universe. Less drama and ppl who take it easy and can solve things like a man.

Funny thing is thinking one of them backyardigans own a suit.

Dukelorange
05-12-2015, 10:40 AM
Funny thing is thinking one of them backyardigans own a suit.

:eek: :lol: