WWE Payback Thread: The MEGAPOWERS reunite

[Dark One]

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WWE Payback! Featuring the MEGAPOWERS reuniting to take on LoD 2K15...

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And some other stuff that may or may not matter in a couple of weeks.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Actual card if you're like me and had to look it up:


Curtis Axel & Damien "Macho Mandow" Sandow vs. The Ascension

King Barrett vs. Neville

Naomi & Tamina Snuka vs. Nikki & Brie Bella

Dolph Ziggler vs. Sheamus

Bray Wyatt vs. Ryback

WWE Tag Team Championship 2-Out-Of-3 Falls Match: The New Day (c) vs. Tyson Kidd & Cesaro

United States Championship I Quit Match: John Cena (c) vs. Rusev

WWE World Heavyweight Championship Fatal 4-Way Match: Seth Rollins (c) vs. Randy Orton vs. Roman Reigns vs. Dean Ambrose

[Supreme Olajuwon]

I hope my favorite wrestlers win and my least favorite wrestlers lose.

[Dark One]

Booker T legitimately plugging a "GI Bro" comic already. Strong start.

[loopydate]

Okay. Actually watching this (yay free month). Hopefully it's good. I will be joining you fine folks this evening as repayment for those of you who are voting for Wrestling Forum stalwarts The Loopy Balls in Tag Team Turmoil.

[Savio]

When does this start?

[loopydate]

Preshow on now, PPV starts in 50 minutes.

[Dark One]

Pre-show's on now, which should have the MEGA POWERS later. Right now, just running down the card, and Vince Neil--er--Dolph Ziggler cut a backstage promo.

Actual main show starts in 50 minutes.

[KIRA]

Why am I watching this again?
Oh yeah Dean Ambrose.

[Dark One]

Byron Saxton's analogies are the fucking worst.

He just tried to make a Thanksgiving turkey dinner analogy out of Naomi's heel turn. What the fuck is wrong with that dude?

[loopydate]

Is R-Truth the only guy to have used the same theme in both TNA and WWE?

Also, he's really terrible.

[loopydate]

Please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens

[Dark One]

Random "bonus" match of Ron "GOD DAMN SPIDERS" "R-Truth" Killings versus somebody.

Weird timing for "Available in SAP" to pop up during R-Truth's rap. It's not even really in English.

[Dark One]

Is R-Truth the only guy to have used the same theme in both TNA and WWE?

Also, he's really terrible.

Shut your god damn mouth, spider.

[loopydate]

Oh. Well, I like Stardust, too. The both times I've seen him before.

[Shisen Kopf]

If R truth didn't brush his teeth and only had one tooth left he'd be called R Tooth. Lolololol

[Dark One]

Please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens please be Kevin Owens

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[loopydate]

"Ha ha ha ha, I agree" he says, having no idea what pop culture reference was just made, lest he appear out of touch.

[Dark One]

If R truth didn't brush his teeth and only had one tooth left he'd be called R Tooth. Lolololol

God damnit Lawler, you're supposed to be calling the match not posting on TPWW.

[Shisen Kopf]

Glad it's only an I quit match and not an I shit match. AMIRITE?

[loopydate]

They should have had R-Truth against Goldberg. Apparently he can beat people by being speared by them. That's what the finish of that match was, right?

[Dark One]

Return of the Stone Cold Podcast on June 1st with Paul Heyman?

Oh sweet jesus.

[loopydate]

I would totally watch the Stone Cold Podcast with Paul Heyman except for two things:

1) It's the day after I cancel my subscription
2) Half of the interview will be Steve Austin

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I would totally watch the Stone Cold Podcast with Paul Heyman except for two things:

1) It's the day after I cancel my subscription
2) Half of the interview will be Steve Austin

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[loopydate]

I'm not afraid of Austin hitting me. I'm

a) not married to him
b) not near anyplace he might be driving after drinking heavily

[Dark One]

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[Droford]

The new haircut of fear

[Droford]

Sheamus will eventually team with Barron Corbin as the lone wolves

[loopydate]

Sheamus looks like his beard is melting

[Droford]

It's rip and shred time

[loopydate]

Haven't watched in three months. Are we taking the Ascension seriously now? I mean, they've still got the dumb Road Warrior knockoff look, but the announcers aren't actively burying them.

[Maluco]

Still think Ascension theme/tron is pretty bad ass, wish they hadn't cut cheesy promos since coming up

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Haven't watched in three months. Are we taking the Ascension seriously now? I mean, they've still got the dumb Road Warrior knockoff look, but the announcers aren't actively burying them.

No.

[Fignuts]

I really like Axelmania and Macho Mizdow, but if the acension loses this, they're done.

[Fignuts]

omg yes

[Droford]

Lol this is ridiculous

[Dark One]

Okay. Axel coming out to Real American in full boas and fake mustache and hair just made this a billion times better.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Meta Powers

[Mercenary]

The hell?

[Fenix122]

HULKING UP

[Dark One]

Betting a significant portion of the people outside the arena hearing Hogan's theme probably freaked out, rushed in, saw Axel, immediately left.

[Maluco]

Ascension are losing after this much effort, lol. Axelmania!

[Droford]

Betting a significant portion of the people outside the arena hearing Hogan's theme probably freaked out, rushed in, saw Axel, immediately left.

Don't go to the bathroom is the new

Don't change the channel

[Fenix122]

Soooo Sandow's jobbing again?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol poor Sandow</font>

[Mercenary]

the real mega powers wouldve won

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

What the what? Didn't see that coming.

[Dark One]

Hey. Remember how everyone though Sandow might win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal? Or how when he split from the Miz he'd get a push?

[Droford]

Soooo Sandow's jobbing again?

Damien jobnow

[Maluco]

Hope this is the start of Ascension being built up again. Think they could be pretty dominant tag champs for the likes of the Usos and Luchadores to chase

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hey. Remember how everyone though Sandow might win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal? Or how when he split from the Miz he'd get a push?

Nope. When they didn't make Miz Vs. Mizdow a WrestleMania match it was doomed.

[KIRA]

I'm not sure if I should be happy for Sandow or not.

I mean he broke up with Miz and gave such a heartfelt thanks to the fans(felt like a huge turnaround was coming after being a lackey) and now he's in another joke gimmick I dunno.

[Emperor Smeat]

Didn't see the pre-show but how did the Meta Powers lose?

[loopydate]

Didn't see the pre-show but how did the Meta Powers lose?

Clean to the Fall Of Man.

[Fignuts]

Ascension cheated.

[loopydate]

I suppose it is technically illegal for them both to be in the ring at the same time

[Fenix122]

Nobody picked the Ascension for Tipsters....

[Fignuts]

Well like I said, they had to win, or they might as well go back to NXT

[Droford]

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I suppose it is technically illegal for them both to be in the ring at the same time

They have til 5!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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Rollins: I wasn't even alive in 1983.

[KIRA]

Some people say wrestling has a gay vibe to it....I gotta say I don't see it

[loopydate]

"It had to be the most embarrassing, most humiliating moment of Ziggler's career!"

Meanwhile, on the WWE Network:

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[Emperor Smeat]

Clean to the Fall Of Man.

Had low expectations for the Meta Powers to begin with but guess now they are a bigger joke than the Acension are for the tag division.

[Droford]

Adam Jones right behind the Spanish announce team

[loopydate]

Huh. JBL doesn't understand what bullying is. That explains so much.

[Dark One]

"It had to be the most embarrassing, most humiliating moment of Ziggler's career!"

Meanwhile, on the WWE Network:

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[loopydate]

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"'BOOOOOOOOOOOO' IS NOT A SATISFACTORY ANSWER TO A YES OR NO QUESTION!!!!!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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[loopydate]

He's gonna puuuuuuuuuuke

[KIRA]

Wonder how much gel /hairspray it takes Sheamus to hold that rooster crown

[Emperor Smeat]

Huh. JBL doesn't understand what bullying is. That explains so much.

Probably decided to call in sick during all those Be A * meetings the WWE had.

[Fignuts]

lol "you look stupid" chants are back.

[KIRA]

DOLPH BLEEDING

[Dark One]

Did Ziggler bust himself open on that headbutt? Apparently Sheamus's forehead is made of god damn razors or something. Jesus Christ.

[Fignuts]

Ziggler just hardwayed. He'll be in the doghouse for a while.

[OssMan]

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"'BOOOOOOOOOOOO' IS NOT A SATISFACTORY ANSWER TO A YES OR NO QUESTION!!!!!"
Neither is "yes" or "no" to that question because it's impossible to answer since you said "not" in it

"Are you not entertained?"

"Yes"

"So you are entertained or are you not"

vs.

"Are you not entertained?"

"No"

"Okay so technically you are right"

[Dark One]

Dolph Ziggler channeling Eddie Guerrero.

[Droford]

Dolph is busted open

[Fignuts]

Holy shit he's bleeding bad. Like Flair bleeding.

[OssMan]

Seamus wins with te bro kick

[OssMan]

Dose Dolph Ziggler do the FameAsser just because he looks like Billy Gunn or what

[Dark One]

Dose Dolph Ziggler do the FameAsser just because he looks like Billy Gunn or what

Yes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Damn that was a lot of blood.

[owenbrown]

I wonder if Seth mentions May 19th to Kane and that is what finally sets him off?

[KIRA]

I love J and J.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY ROCKS!

[Fignuts]

Still hate the New Day. Have not converted like everyone else.

[OssMan]

Do you like or dislike New Day? Comment below.

[Droford]

Oh shit

[Fignuts]

why do people bring their championship replicas to events. Those things are heavy.

[Fignuts]

Dumbest is when they bring them to house shows.

[loopydate]

This "New! Day sucks!" chant is pretty funny.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO
WEE WOO

[Dark One]

Just want to confirm that Cesaro just Hadoukened Kidd.

[Droford]

why do people bring their championship replicas to events. Those things are heavy.

WWE gave that one to Adam Jones after he gave his to the home run derby winner a couple years ago

[Fignuts]

This match actually has a lot of potential

[OssMan]

Love the new day... think you might hafta be stupid to not think they're hilarious

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Fignuts]

Jesus Cesaro is amazing.

[loopydate]

YES! FREEBIRD RULE!

[KIRA]

I feel like Kidd is more committed to this team than Cesaro, Kidd has matching colors and Cesaro's logo on his gear.

[KIRA]

freebird rule baby

[loopydate]

I was actually in the process of writing a post that said something to the effect of "Now New Day should insist on Big E and Xavier fighting the second fall."

[Fignuts]

Love the new day... think you might hafta be stupid to not think they're hilarious

no you're wrong

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>:lol: "FREEBIRD RULE!"</font>

[Dark One]

Haha, they were teasing the freebird mid-match swap that everyone was talking about.

[Maluco]

Love the new day... think you might hafta be stupid to not think they're hilarious

Yeah, totally agree. Amazing really, have gone from the worst thing every week to easily one of the best. They are really funny.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I want to see The New Day be allowed to start invoking the Jersey Triad rule where all 3 guys can be in every match as long as one always stays on the floor.</font>

[Shisen Kopf]

New Day? More like Boo Day. Amirite??

[Maluco]

Lol love Xavier Woods now, def my favorite of the 3. Screaming New Day while holding his cheek. Need a Woods cam at ringside

[Fignuts]

Still love their in ring stuff, the gimmick just doesn't do anything for me.

[KIRA]

The New Day has had an amazing turnaround and all it took was acknowledging the fact that people hate them an having them ignore it.

[Droford]

If they keep mentioning the Freebird rule I imagine Hayes will end up with some tv time

[slik]

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[Dark One]

"THIS IS AWESOME!"

"WE KNOW. WE ARE WELL AWARE. WE KNOW!"

Xavier Woods putting Jericho's NXT Mentor run to shame here.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Midnight Hour!

[Fignuts]

Why doesn't Natalya try to help Cesaro

[Maluco]

Did Woods just say "Your wife can't help you?" Or "Your wife can't stand you"? Lol amazing

[Dark One]

I think Cesaro's should take Bull Dempsey's music, but instead of "BULL" they should interject "UPPERCUT"

[Droford]

Lol Scott steiner powerbomb

[Fignuts]

botched shit

too much strongman shit

[Emperor Smeat]

Amazing uppercut by Cesaro

[Dark One]

I'm pretty sure Cesaro is carrying Kofi's corpse through the match after that uppercut.

[loopydate]

Did they really just do Twin Magic with Woods and Kingston?

I'm guessing Hayes put this match together.

[Fignuts]

That is a brilliant finish.

Great fucking match.

[Dark One]

I want to be mad at that bullshit finish, but it's such a great heat move.

[Shisen Kopf]

They all look the same.

[Shisen Kopf]

Similar outfits.

[Dark One]

Also it probably means another month of them going at it, which is fantastic.

[KIRA]

So the ref thinks all black guys lookalike huh?

That was a very cool match.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Heel New Day are fucking incredible.</font>

[erickman]

freebird rules

[Maluco]

Could watch these two teams all day, great stuff

[Emperor Smeat]

Xavier got his wish with the Freebird rules ... well sort of.

Tag match was really good overall.

[Dark One]

Also hopefully more of this:

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Doesn't somebody have to be idolized to be a false idol?

[slik]

I thought Elimination Chamber was next week. I am so KANEfused.

[Shisen Kopf]

What time does the WWE do their daily THE RYBACK feedings? Wonder what kind of seed he gets?

[Dark One]

Bray Wyatt's promos may kind of be repetitive and blur together without any real meat to them as of late, but his video/hype packages for Pay-Per-Views are still incredible.

I'm still waiting for the Shaman's Harvest song from the Undertaker/Wyatt packages to get released somewhere for real.

[Shisen Kopf]

I love Bray Wyatts theme song by the Diet Radiohead band.

[Fignuts]

Both guys need this win. Wyatt probably needs it more though.

[Fignuts]

Really feel like the best way to jump start Wyatt's momentum is to reform the family tonight.

Ryback wouldn't lose face by getting triple teamed, so everybody wins.

[Shisen Kopf]

this is gonna be a dirty finish. And by dirty I'm talking about Harper and the other bearded dirt ball.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I thought Elimination Chamber was next week. I am so KANEfused.

It's on May 31 to get people to watch so they don't have enough time to cancel if they go to bed right after the PPV.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

this is gonna be a dirty finish. And by dirty I'm talking about Harper and the other bearded dirt ball.

Please let this happen.

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Bray land right on Ryback's balls?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Hate that superman shit to 9 for countouts.

[Fignuts]

holy jesus that was a lariat

[Droford]

Lol at the people who think that Adam Jones is Adam Jones the former tna tag team champion

[Fignuts]

dueling wyatt chants?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They aren't confusing him with Boston Radio host Adam Jones?

[Shisen Kopf]

Please let this happen.

I wish the wwe universe would start a new chant like this "YAY WYATT"

[RawRocks]

holy fuck Ryback was flying

[Fignuts]

officially impressed by ryback here. Best he's ever performed.

[Shisen Kopf]

This makes me sad. THE RYBACK shoulda not lost. Starting to think this is rigged.

[Dark One]

Really good match. The physicality went a really long way to make Wyatt a threat again and remind people why he was a big deal.

Ryback didn't lose clean and fought through a lot of brutal physicality, which is certainly going to make him look better than the nothing he's been doing lately.

[RawRocks]

this is gonna be a dirty finish. And by dirty I'm talking about Harper and the other bearded dirt ball.

save it for Monday Night Raw...

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:D

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rusev should say it in Russian and the ref doesn't understand. Can't say it in English so the match continues.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How many times will the wrestlers say the words I quit while not in a submission? "Say I quit" is a loss.

[slik]

eating a RYBACK inspired sandwich while I watch WWE Payback

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFP--b6UkAAa4JA.jpg

[Shisen Kopf]

Cena will win bc he never gives up. He never quits. Except for when he is making the sex with Nikki Bella and he pulls out before he ejaculates; he doesn't want children you see.

[Droford]

Literally

[Fignuts]

oh good he got his gold star back

[Dark One]

Good. He got his star back.

Stupid Penn State shithead making America look bad.

[Droford]

Rusev got his Putin Gold Star Medal back

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

eating a RYBACK inspired sandwich while I watch WWE Payback

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFP--b6UkAAa4JA.jpg

Ryback: what's that green shit? Is it green meat?

[Shisen Kopf]

I like Lana's bun.

[Black Widow]

PLEASE DON'T CHEER LANA GUYS

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[Droford]

Cena/Rusev will be a 2k16 showcase mode

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Good. He got his star back.

Stupid Penn State shithead making America look bad.

he is.......an asshole.

[Shisen Kopf]

PLEASE DON'T CHEER LANA GUYS

http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsM/tve75246-19970224-1877.gif

he was such a jerk to Kimberly. Johnny B Badd was not nice.

[Droford]

Match over, Rusev just said I quit

[Savio]

what was the last wrestling game to have an I quit match... Was it WWF attitude?

[Savio]

no way I think SYM had 1 too

[Shisen Kopf]

USA USA USA USA USA USA

[OssMan]

Love mike chioda

[KIRA]

They always fall for it I'm pretty sure CM Punk managed to counter Cenas five moves of doom though

[Savio]

hopefully Cena has a brain fart and says yes the next time

[Evil Vito]

Match over, Rusev just said I quit

<font color=goldenrod>It should have been. The objective is for the opponent to LITERALLY say I quit and Rusev said exactly that after the match already started.

He probably fucked up his lines and was meant to say "quit right now" instead of "say I quit right now"</font>

[KIRA]

Jericho should've reffed this match.

"Ask him!"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Even if he says yes, it's still not him saying the words I Quit.

[KIRA]

he sounded bored that time

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

<font color=goldenrod>It should have been. The objective is for the opponent to LITERALLY say I quit and Rusev said exactly that after the match already started.

He probably fucked up his lines and was meant to say "quit right now" instead of "say I quit right now"</font>

Watch The Miz Vs. Cena I quit match. The Jizz says I quit like 150 times.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cena almost always sounds way too casual with saying "no" during these matches.

[Fignuts]

I have enjoyed this feud.

[Fignuts]

barricade smashing every ppv

stop it.

[Dark One]

This match is definitely falling into the "Stip keeps breaking the rhythm" trap. It's not bad, but it would probably be a lot better if they weren't asking each other after every fucking dropkick.

Come on. There's a 0% chance Cena's going to take one dropkick and be like "You know what? I'm done."

Asking 600 times doesn't make it dramatic.

[Shisen Kopf]

What did Kevin Nash say when he crashed his ATV?

owwwweeee my quad!

[Fignuts]

rofl

[slik]

feel like Lana will throw in the towel for Rusev

[Dark One]

ALABAMA GENTLY SETDOWN

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Japanese Table

[Fignuts]

lots of steiner slams tonight

[Dark One]

John Cena should be careful about using a TV as a weapon.

That has not historically worked out well for certain other superstars.

[Fignuts]

Cena bleeding now

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Rusev must have forgot it wasn't time for that move yet. :D

[Fignuts]

from the ear. that can't be good.

[Dark One]

Randy Orton also tried this and it didn't go well. Come on Rusev, study the fucking tapes.

[RawRocks]

holy fuck

[Fignuts]

lol trying to murder each other now.

[Dark One]

Lana's hair so long now that her bun has a ponytail.

She's going to be repackaged as Rapunzel.

[OssMan]

Finally some good pyro at these PPVs

[Dark One]

Rusev in the Safety Zone part of his DDP Yoga. His heart rate must be blasting, bro.

[KIRA]

Rusev is no Undertaker when it come to taking a blast.

[Fignuts]

Eventually Rusev has to become a face from just being a total uncomprimising badass.

[Fignuts]

STOP FUCKING ASKING EVERY SECOND

[Droford]

Rusev is 2 legit to quit

[Shisen Kopf]

Do you wanna quit?

[OssMan]

John Cena puts Rusev on his shoulders for the A.A.

Mike Chioda walks up to Rusev

MIKE CHIODA: Do you wanna quit

John Cena does the move

MIKE CHIODA: Do you wanna quit

[Fignuts]

Would be awesome if they both just beat each other into unconciousness.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

have both forgotten they both have sub finishers?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Finally.

[RawRocks]

shut up JBL

[Shisen Kopf]

what if they say maybe after the ref asks them if they wanna quit?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev going crazy

[Shisen Kopf]

Think my wwe stream wants to quit

[Dark One]

Think my wwe stream wants to quit

Did you ask it if it wants to quit?

[KIRA]

Lana baby get the car!

thats what I heard

[Maluco]

Massive error, precedent is there surely if they are knocked out it is match over, no?

[owenbrown]

LOLCENAWINS

[KIRA]

I would like to think this is a clever call back to when Cena revived Rusev but probably not

[Dark One]

Seems like a familiar ending.

http://www.wrestlecrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/ace03.jpg

[RawRocks]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[Droford]

He quits? That's not I quit

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

You can't do that.

[Shisen Kopf]

Did you ask it if it wants to quit?

It passed out

[Crimson]

Lana face turn orwhut

[Fignuts]

Really great finishes tonight.

[OssMan]

Rusev had 3 weeks to learn the words "i quit" but instead yelled somethin in russian despite being fluent in english

[Dark One]

What a clusterfuck of a match.

Asking "DO YOU QUIT?" after every punch and kick.

Reusing basically the same finish from eight years ago.

Deciding that in this instance making someone unable to continue isn't enough, but someone else saying "I quit" for you is.

[slik]

feel like Lana will throw in the towel for Rusev

:y:

[Fignuts]

Yeah, rusev definitely coming out tomorrow and saying he didn't quit. Lana only said it out of concern. Rusev still protected as a monster.

[OssMan]

Why does the WWE just ignore the stipulations they make for matches

They had that match where "The RKO was banned" but then Seth Rollin used an RKO innit

Then "THE ONLY WAY TO WIN THIS MATCH IS TO MAKE YOUR OPPONENT SAY I QUIT" and then his manager says "he quits" and that's okay

[owenbrown]

Renee Young in a kinda non-PG top there?

[slik]

sharp dressed man Corey Graves

[VSG]

I never understood what magical powers a ring rope gives to any move. How does that make the STF a stronger submission lol?

[KIRA]

What a clusterfuck of a match.

Asking "DO YOU QUIT?" after every punch and kick.

Reusing basically the same finish from eight years ago.

Deciding that in this instance making someone unable to continue isn't enough, but someone else saying "I quit" for you is.

Pssh no one remembers eight years ago 4 yrs is the limit on memory.

#WWELOGIC

[Fignuts]

I never understood what magical powers a ring rope gives to any move. How does that make the STF a stronger submission lol?

Because wrestling

[RawRocks]

what the hell??

[Sepholio]

So 3 times now Cena goes over Rusev.

Whos bag did he shit in?

Also fuck Cena.

[Fignuts]

I don't mind them reusing the finish. Constant asking was annoying, but besides that I thought it was a great match.

[KIRA]

I think I love Xavier Woods

[Shisen Kopf]

Renee Young in a kinda non-PG top there?

it's a TV G top. Acceptable for all viewers.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match overall. Probably could have had Rusev in pain longer before Lana called off the match considering Rusev was taunting Cena the whole time.

[Fenix122]

Lol "All 3of us are supposed to fit in that pod?"
"We're too big"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I never understood what magical powers a ring rope gives to any move. How does that make the STF a stronger submission lol?

It's probably stronger than CENA's STF.