WWE RAW 5/25 dedicated in honor of Tazz Dan's memory

[Emperor Smeat]

Tonight's show synopsis:
Will Rollins suffer Ambrose's wrath?

One week after WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins hit Dean Ambrose with a Pedigree, The Lunatic Fringe will be out for vengeance on tonight's Raw. Will these rivals clash, six nights before their title bout at WWE Elimination Chamber? Also on Raw, the stars of the "Entourage" film join the WWE Universe!
What's on tap for Raw?» Memorial Day video tribute» More on 'Entourage' stars» Last week's highlights»



<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My good friend <a href="https://twitter.com/tazz_dan">@tazz_dan</a> just passed away after a long battle w cancer. The bravest person I’ve met…gonna miss him. <a href="http://t.co/3mBWSkwMrs">pic.twitter.com/3mBWSkwMrs</a></p>&mdash; Chris Jericho (@IAmJericho) <a href="https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/602918014472826880">May 25, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[VSG]

For Tazz Dan

[Heisenberg]

Long live the King

[Volare]

I'm sad.

[Dark One]

All right, god damnit. This is going to be a good show. It has to be, for Tazz Dan's memory.

[Bad News Gertner]

Lol no it won't

[#1-norm-fan]

Stars of Entourage??? Does that mean Jeremy Piven will be back on Raw to get us all hyped for Elimination Enclosure?

[Shadrick]

This legit makes me sad.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Classy way to start. Always remember those who gave of themselves, because freedom ain't free...on with the show?

USA#1.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Last show ever from the Nassau Coliseum means it's our final chance to embarrass <a href="https://twitter.com/ZackRyder">@ZackRyder</a> in front of his hometown crowd <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/602979523911548928">May 25, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Since they're in Long Island, let's place bets on who Zack Ryder will job to.

Rusev? Harper and/or Rowan? Drama? Turtle? Rampo del Rawo Jr.?

[Corndad]

Man. Cancer needs to be stopped. It just does. :'(

[Fenix122]

Since they're in Long Island, let's place bets on who Zack Ryder will job to.

Rusev? Harper and/or Rowan? Drama? Turtle? Rampo del Rawo Jr.?

If it's anything like the RAWs I've been to he'll be on Superstars and left off of RAW....

[Jazzy Foot]

All hail King Tazz Dan. Long live the King.

Three cheers for King Tazz....

[Dark One]

It's crazy how over Ambrose is despite losing matches pretty consistently for the last 6 or 8 months.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Concrete? Realky?!

I guess if Ambrose actually wins the title this Sunday, people will call it a "Cinder"ella story for a guy who's just a chip off the old "block"...:shifty:

[Dark One]

Really not comfortable with "Justin Bieber" getting said literally 15 times in a minute and a half on Raw.

[Ruien]

Very awesome way to build up Reigns. Have him constantly helping out Ambrose when he is outnumbered is genius. This will get people excited to see Reigns constantly.

[Lock Jaw]

Really not comfortable with "Justin Bieber" getting said literally 15 times in a minute and a half on Raw.

Putting him over before his debut...

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Dean Ambrose is crazy if he thinks Seth Rollins would drunk dial her. He's more of a sexting kinda guy. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/602991376020582400">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

"It's called being an Indian giver"

He didn't say that. Tell me he did not just say that.

[#1-norm-fan]

WrestleMania 2 is one of Booker T's favorite WrestleManias.

[Dark One]

Putting him over before his debut...

http://i.imgur.com/1az9DE8.gif

[Black Widow]

Someone please force Kane to retire.

[Lock Jaw]

No one forces THE DEMON KANE to do anything

[Black Widow]

No one forces THE DEMON KANE to do anything
He hasn't been a demon since 99.

[Poit]

So that means Rollins is winning on Sunday, right?

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days Ambrose is going to try to pull off that rope flip DDT and end up completely falling out of the ring instead.

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose pinned the champion!!!! HOLY MOLEY! WILL THIS HAPPEN ON SUNDAY?! HE PINNED HIM HERE SO HE CAN DO IT!!!!!!


Etc.

[#1-norm-fan]

OMG WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR SUNDAY!?!?!?!?!

[#1-norm-fan]

Dammit, Lock Jaw.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose wins again.

What reality is this? Where am I? Is this real life?

[Lock Jaw]

"We want to talk to all of you in the United States. Everyone else, please change the channel and come back in 30 seconds."

[Black Widow]

JBL needs to fuck off anyone that can make Cole tolerable is trash!

[Lock Jaw]

That's not all he'll have by the end of the night, right Renee?

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Lock Jaw]

He did clearly hit the camera man.

[KIRA]

Dean Ambrose does not believe in figurative language.

[Dark One]

I'm predicting them using this as an excuse to steal the title shot from Dean Ambrose.

Riot time.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Owens at Nassau would be a fucking amazing.

[Dark One]

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qp3wbpXD1qhjbxeo1_250.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

Cameraman presses charges and has Ambrose arrested so he can't sign the contract. The Authority comes out at the end of the night to officially announce Ambrose has forfeited his title match only for the camera to catch Ambrose arriving in a cop car to kick ass and sign the contract.

Make it so.

[KIRA]

Shame they won't let him use the cradle piledriver.

[Black Widow]

Time to change the station.

[Corndad]

So, he's no longer Russian lol

[Ruien]

R.I.P. Rusev :'(

[KIRA]

Break up with your GF and move back home fucking millennial

[Black Widow]

It is Reigns birthday so i need a cake to jump out of.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't like Rusev dropping the Russian angle...

[Poit]

Lol, I was wondering if this was just going to be an R-Truth squash when Rusev's music hit.

[Fenix122]

#nomorespiders

[Lock Jaw]

People hate Russia... people don't even know where Bulgaria is....

[Anybody Thrilla]

How does R-Truth keep finding his way into these high profile matches?

[KIRA]

Full disclosure I thought R -truth was gay I didn't know he had a wife.

[#1-norm-fan]

Usually when a jobber is involved in a multi-man match before a PPV, they randomly give him a win to try to make it seem like he has a chance.

... R-Truth winning here would be hilarious.

[Ruien]

People hate Russia... people don't even know where Bulgaria is....

Exactly. If they want to go down the whole depression angle then its perfect to put him back to his original country (He debuted with it too so it kind of makes sense).

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn.

[Dark One]

People hate Russia... people don't even know where Bulgaria is....

His new gimmick should be telling everyone where it is. A giant map of Europe can drop down instead of the Russian flag and he can point to it.

[Corndad]

Rusev and Lana need Counseling. Please be the return of Dr. Shelby. Please be the return of Dr. Shelby.

[KIRA]

Its gonna be hard to muster hate without the evil foreigner thing hanging over him

[Lock Jaw]

Does Bulgaria even have tanks to give him to ride out on?

[Emperor Smeat]

Getting Archer vibes with Rusev saying "Lana" over and over again

[KIRA]

Rusev and Lana need Counseling. Please be the return of Dr. Shelby. Please be the return of Dr. Shelby.

Please this forum uses any minor disagreement or (in cases like Ambrose ) severe mental disorder as an excuse to bring back Dr. Shelby.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is Lana going through the other rope when a guy holds open one set for her a gimmick now or...?

[KIRA]

I do not like Lana's red heels they should be black.

[Corndad]

We can CRUSH AMERICAN together baby.

[KIRA]

Evil foreigner turned sexist dick Rusev

[#1-norm-fan]

Rusev working on his standup.

"All women do these things for attention. Am I right!?"

[Poit]

Getting Archer vibes with Rusev saying "Lana" over and over again

Whaaaaaat?

(Danger zone)

[Simple Fan]

Lana can't hear you Booker shutup

[Corndad]

Rusev should come back with a Ravishing Rick Rude Gimmick (with her picture on his tights and all) to get Lana back.

[KIRA]

C'mon girl you can't deny all the CRUSHING we did together.

[KIRA]

Whaaaaaat?

(Danger zone)

YUP.

[#1-norm-fan]

This is beuatiful. Not making me hate Rusev.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is she going to kick him in the balls or something?

Seems like this is leading to nothing good for Rusev.

[Poit]

Rusev sounded kinda like Bo Dallas there.

[Dark One]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2015-03/29/21/enhanced/webdr09/anigif_enhanced-5284-1427679713-17.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

HAH!

[Lock Jaw]

If this was the Attitude Era, she would have stripped down to reveal her USA bra and panties by now.

[Heisenberg]

Usually have more bonage with Lana's accent, where is it?

[Corndad]

You need to know your place woman!

[Simple Fan]

Lol know your place woman.

[#1-norm-fan]

Women be lying!

[Dark One]

Rusev with balls the size of Russia.

[KIRA]

How long till she drops the accent I wonder?

Rusev: I tried to be a nice guy

but enough is enough

[thedarkness214]

This thread Is now dedicated to getting my thread back ,,,, http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread...75#post4636975 (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4636975#post4636975) QUIT MOVING MY THREAD FAGGITZ,,,

[Corndad]

Are there any Divas that haven't made out with Ziggler at one point? lol

[Poit]

If this was the Attitude Era, she would have stripped down to reveal her USA bra and panties by now.


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[Lock Jaw]

"Cameraman" looks familiar....

[Corndad]

Does he actually have his Rights wrote down?!?

[Lock Jaw]

https://surprisinglycultured.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/lana-pre-wwe-gifs-003.gif


Poit delivering the heterosexual goods as always

[Dark One]

If this was the Attitude Era, she would have stripped down to reveal her USA bra and panties by now.


https://surprisinglycultured.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/lana-pre-wwe-gifs-003.gif


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[Dark One]

Did they have to get the fake police officer that just got done having his wisdom teeth removed?

[KIRA]

I hate to say it but Ryback is the only logical choice to win the IC belt

[#1-norm-fan]

Cameraman presses charges and has Ambrose arrested so he can't sign the contract. The Authority comes out at the end of the night to officially announce Ambrose has forfeited his title match only for the camera to catch Ambrose arriving in a cop car to kick ass and sign the contract.

Make it so.

Step one

[slik]

Lana is so good. Looks + Charisma + way better on the mic than the average diva.

[Poit]

Poit delivering the heterosexual goods as always

I'm a benevolent gay.

[Simple Fan]

"Cameraman" looks familiar....

Will Ferrara from ROH us who I was thinking

[slik]

Feel like her background as an actress helps her instead of her being some model Kevin Dunn j/o'd to in a magazine (well, he could have done that to, but at least she is talented to boot).

[Innovator]

Lana turning Poit temporarily straight

[Black Widow]

https://surprisinglycultured.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/lana-pre-wwe-gifs-003.gif
I'd much rather her be doing that on my bed.

[Innovator]

The reverse Joe Manganiello

[Poit]

Lana turning Poit temporarily straight

Even Lana's inhumanly amazing ass can't do that.

[Black Widow]

Stephen Amell is suppose to show tonight

[#1-norm-fan]

Damn. Looks like Ambrose is gonna come back in a cop van and not a car. SO CLOSE!

[Emperor Smeat]

I hate to say it but Ryback is the only logical choice to win the IC belt

A certain Fella might disagree.

[Lock Jaw]

How You Doin chant

[Poit]

How You Doin chant

I thought that's what they were saying.

Hey, now an ole chant.

[Lock Jaw]

Still can't get past the orange/red combo for Ryback... don't know what it reminds me of, but it isn't good...

[KIRA]

Ever since DDP I've dared to ask how tape over your ribs helps them Ive yet to get an answer

[#1-norm-fan]

I can only see Ziggler or Sheamus winning the IC Title.

[Dark One]

Your King of the Ring, everyone.

[Tom Guycott]

Ryback Dallas Paige

[Lock Jaw]

Yelling at the IC title to feed him....

[Lock Jaw]

Dammit, thought that was Brad Maddox for a second....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JOHNNY DRAMA VICTORY!

[Poit]

Is this segment still going?

[#1-norm-fan]

Oh God, this is awkward.

[Dark One]

Dammit, thought that was Brad Maddox for a second....

http://caffeine-fueled.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/maddox.gif

[slik]

hate entourage...

[#1-norm-fan]

Even professional actors can't come off natural reciting lines from WWE writers.

[Black Widow]

Your King of the Ring, everyone.They just decided to call Main Event KOTR that week.

[Dark One]

Alligator Tough Enough guy missed a major opportunity just tossing the alligator down. If he really wanted to make it in WWE, he would have hit an F-5.

[Poit]

It's the vigilante, <strike>Sting</strike> Oliver Queen!

[Droford]

Summer fest lol

[KIRA]

fuck you JBL you know nothing of comics Stardust=Mr Sinister

[Simple Fan]

JBL putting over Arrow, cool.

[Dark One]

fuck you JBL you know nothing of comics Stardust=Mr Sinister

You're saying this like it's surprising and like he should know.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

[Tom Guycott]

Even professional actors can't come off natural reciting lines from WWE writers.

[KIRA]

listen to booker all up in Cole's face with IC belt history
Coles usually so smug handing out his little facts

[Lock Jaw]

Arrow needs to come in and save Neville now....

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://img20.imagetwist.com/i/05745/yttvgkiltut6.jpg

Didn't work. There's a bunch of nice ones here (http://www.nsfwcelebs.com/2014/07/wwe-diva-lana-fully-nude-pics.html), though.

Not trying to steal your thunder, D.O., just sayin'.

[Lock Jaw]

I like that NXT has become more "canon".... I feel like they didn't mention Bo Dallas' NXT history before....

[Dark One]

Becky Lynch currently tweeting Raw comments in the form of puns.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope Ambrose's application for bail isn't deanied <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603006164239024128">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Come on Bo, there was no kneed for that <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603010743299141633">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

LAYLA!!

[Tom Guycott]

Layla!

Dude, I think I just filled the cup...

[Droford]

possibly evil emma

[KIRA]

Layla!(not Alicia but still) Layla!

[Tom Guycott]

I like that NXT has become more "canon".... I feel like they didn't mention Bo Dallas' NXT history before....

Because they didn't. Also, anyone who used to be on NXT in a gimmick alternate to the main roster jump (like one Leo Kreuger) got their previous persona severely redacted.

[Tom Guycott]

Becky Lynch currently tweeting Raw comments in the form of puns.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope Ambrose's application for bail isn't deanied <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603006164239024128">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Come on Bo, there was no kneed for that <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603010743299141633">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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She'd better be careful. She might get a call up and continue Johnny Curtis' main rosfer debut pun gimmick and end up pouring milk on herself...

Hmm...

[KIRA]

Becky Lynch currently tweeting Raw comments in the form of puns.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I hope Ambrose's application for bail isn't deanied <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603006164239024128">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Come on Bo, there was no kneed for that <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/603010743299141633">May 26, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Oh Becky you are the Lynchpin of my divas division love

[Tom Guycott]

Becky Go Brah ...less, please :shifty:

[Innovator]

She live puns most RAWs, another reason to love her

[Droford]

Lana will end up going with the new evil foreigner, Sheamus who will then fight for Russia

[Volare]

She live puns most RAWs, another reason to love her

https://igcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t51.2885-15/11282589_1615361588702489_454183810_n.jpg

That's why I love her.

[Lock Jaw]

Booker T: "Sheamus don't give a f... a... a HOOT"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cause her shirt calls for Lass's being kicked?

[GD]

I don't know about you guys, but I can't get enough of Dolph Ziggler versus Sheamus. I hope they keep on wrestling each other for the rest of the year.

[Tom Guycott]

Is Lana going through the other rope when a guy holds open one set for her a gimmick now or...?

Hope it continues to be a thing, like Chimmel's "Rated R SouuUUUUUUperstar!"

[Tom Guycott]

Booker T: "Sheamus don't give a f... a... a HOOT"

Ziggler! He commin' for YOU, nig... uh...

[KIRA]

Hes trying to make her realize she's gonna miss all the times he did that to her in bed

[Tom Guycott]

At least Rusev doesn't look bored applying the Camel Clutch anymore.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev. Something about him going crazy and those faces he makes are hilarious every time.

[Dark One]

Still worth it, right Ziggler?

[Tom Guycott]

Of course. First it was just revenge sex. He now gets that sweet, sweet consoling sex.

[Lock Jaw]

Here comes Cena.... best part of RAW....

[Corndad]

The Remix is quite popular, John.

[Ruien]

Whose excited to see CENA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hell ya.

[Lock Jaw]

Frankly, I am amazed it took this long for singing "John Cena Sucks" caught on.... Feel like I first saw it years ago, but it never caught on....

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/qtufM4q.gif

[Droford]

5 bucks says this is Zack Ryder challenge

[Heisenberg]

John Cena rules

[Tom Guycott]

Ryder comes out and wins the US Championship

[Simple Fan]

Be bad ass if Samoa Joe accepted the challenge this week.

[KIRA]

Of course. First it was just revenge sex. He now gets that sweet, sweet consoling sex.

Is there really difference?

Also isn't triumph of victory redundant ?

[Dark One]

5 bucks says this is Zack Ryder challenge

It's going to be great when Heath Slater comes out.

[Emperor Smeat]

What does this promo have to do with the Open Challenge?

:lol: Cena ignoring the Ryder chants.

[Droford]

Ryder comes out and wins the US Championship

Or he gets power bombed on the apron by Kevin owens

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if I'd call Sami Zayn a best friend of Owens.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't normally comment on death, but I met Tazz Dan. Great dude. I'm touched Chris Jericho gave him a shout out. My thoughts are with his family and the friends on here that knew him. Fuck.

[Corndad]

Cena, I've really liked you the last few weeks but this has been dragging so far a bit...

[Corndad]

It's gonna be Ryder.

[KIRA]

This promo edging into long winded HHH territory

[Poit]

5 bucks says this is Zack Ryder challenge

Easily.

[Heisenberg]

Never seen Entourage, what the piss

[Tom Guycott]

Cena, I've really liked you the last few weeks but this has been dragging so far a bit...
http://i.imgur.com/h2S7fFw.gif

[Dark One]

And the crowd goes mild.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Please let them be introducing Ryder...

[Droford]

Lol superstar

[KIRA]

ZACK ATTACK

[DAMN iNATOR]

YES!!! :D

[owenbrown]

bye bye Zack Ryder's career

[KIRA]

Of course WWE just trolling Ryder

[Volare]

Remember Ryder of all the horrible shit Cena did to you!

[Dark One]

Maybe if he had Hugh Jackman in his corner he'd have a chance, but the four Entourage dudes aren't going to punch Cena in the mouth.

[Corndad]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.uWt2zmOMydmrESsq45m0AQ&pid=15.1&P=0

[Simple Fan]

Don't hear Ryder's music enough.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena wins - Internet complains

Ryder wins - Internet explodes

[Lock Jaw]

Did they really have to set those chairs up before the cast came out?

[Dark One]

Remember Ryder of all the horrible shit Cena did to you!

http://i.imgur.com/pw2oz.gif

http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzex6a0oVP1qcrmoz.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/7k6Guqf.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-05-25)

[owenbrown]

very surprised Ryder hasn't given notice and just quit

[Poit]

Don't hear Ryder's music enough.

You don't watch Main Event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zack Ryder really should turn heel down the road.

[Droford]

Should have dug up Elix Skipper

[Corndad]

This is already longer than most Ryder Raw matches.

[Lock Jaw]

"Use a hashtag for a movie to talk about this match!"

[slik]

@Poit,

Zack Ryder -- would you?

[Simple Fan]

Still getting checks so no reason to change his lifestyle.

[Tom Guycott]

Zack Ryder wins via a Big O run in #fantasybooking

[Lock Jaw]

UNPRETTIER!!

[Simple Fan]

Heel Cena tease

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that Unprettier.

[Poit]

Killswitch!

[Lock Jaw]

I marked out, bro!

[KIRA]

Stole the killswitch

[Corndad]

Ruff Ryder!!!

[Poit]

@Poit,

Zack Ryder -- would you?

WWWYKI

[Dark One]

I know the point of this US Championship Open Challenge is to give people "a chance," and people love Zack Ryder, but Ryder's gotten like four offensive moves in on Raw in the past six months and he's against the Hulk Hogan of the modern era. He really should have lost already.

[Droford]

Lol really

[Dark One]

Like if they brought out the Brooklyn Brawler, would he get this much offense?

[Corndad]

Ryder did a 450 Splash. My Gawd.

[KIRA]

The fact that the AA is just a fucking SLAM PISSES MR OFF

[Dark One]

Well, Ryder going for a 450 was pretty cool, so I guess that's worthwhile.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably the worst match Cena has had during this challenge.

Except Zack Ryder used Christian's finisher, bringing up a lot of powerful Christian memories, so it was the best match.

[Dark One]

"Always been a friend of Zack Ryder's."

Except for when he stole his hoeski girlfriend.

[Emperor Smeat]

:D Owens

[Droford]

I don't like the new shirt

[Droford]

Kill cena kevin

[Dark One]

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[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Cena's open challenge is the best part of Raw every week at this point.</font>

[KIRA]

eh I liked Owens self made looking KO shirt a lot more.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Really, REALLY hope they don't job Owens out clean on Sunday.</font>

[Droford]

Putting my money on Owens winning MITB

[Dark One]

Really interested to see what kind of match Owens and Cena have on Sunday. It feels like it's been a really long time since they've had someone debut into the "top of the card" and face off with a top guy.

[Corndad]

Subtle Rift between Rollins and HHH there...

[Poit]

So, how hard would you mark out if, by the end of the night, Triple H says "those aren't even real cops"?

[owenbrown]

is the NXT Champion REALLY going to be buried on Sunday?

[Tom Guycott]

Nah, Steph. He's going to make bail and sign the damn thing. Or take the contract and a cameraman to the jail and he signs it in a cell.

[owenbrown]

isn't that the same detective that "arrested" Stephanie after she slapped Brie Bella a year ago?

[Poit]

is the NXT Champion REALLY going to be buried on Sunday?

Given that Cena has been having weekly "of course Cena is going to win this match" matches without burying anyone, probably not.

[KIRA]

The New Day have come a long way from that doomed unintresting jobber team they started as.

[Tom Guycott]

isn't that the same detective that "arrested" Stephanie after she slapped Brie Bella a year ago?

Corruption! He's on the McMahon payroll! Damn him! Damn him!

[slik]

anyone else think Mr Robot looks interesting when commercials air for it during RAW?

[slik]

7 years ago I would not have guessed the Bellas would still be around and a diva's champion, multiple times over

[Lock Jaw]

They have both improved so much.

Still largely cringeworthy when speaking, though.

[Lock Jaw]

They better not have skipped WWE Paige's entrance....

[Dark One]

Naomi is wearing a bandana and a wedgie.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't wait for Brie Bella to turn heel on Nikki Bella.... could be a hot angle!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Somebody want to explain why the Divas title match is a triple threat? Naomi had her chance snd lost, therefore it should be Nikki v. Paige one-on-one.

[Dark One]

Camerawork is pretty sloppy today. They missed a bunch of Cena/Ryder spots to flash looks at the Entourage goofs and now they missed an apron spot to look at the Bellas at the announcers' table.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't know why, but everytime a diva does commentary, it is like I can barely hear them....

The only exception was AJ Lee who seemed like she was actually at a good volume.

[Tom Guycott]

Paige has studs on the sides of her shorts in a 5 point star.

Her hotpants... :sunglasses: ...are star-studded. YEAHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Black Widow]

Can't wait for Brie Bella to turn heel on Nikki Bella.... could be a hot angle!Only if you factor in their looks.

[Lock Jaw]

Camerawork is pretty sloppy today. They missed a bunch of Cena/Ryder spots to flash looks at the Entourage goofs and now they missed an apron spot to look at the Bellas at the announcers' table.

Please do not blame the camerawork. I am sure the camera people had those shots.

[Lock Jaw]

Tamina does sinister looking superkicks and her finish is a weak looking samoan drop?

[Poit]

Wait, Paige just lost a throwaway match the Raw before her title match?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol the ref saw that. Black ref cheated for Black/Islanders team over white.

[Tom Guycott]

Tamima's music is jobberiffic!