RAW Presented by Snickers Cruncher, Drave(82 & 83) and BBQ Sauce

[drave]

Going to be a blast!

All time record for EARLY RAW THREAD!

http://i.imgur.com/ctHjps8.jpg

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I made a Raw thread on a Sunday once when the earliness was getting OUT OF CONTROL back in the day.

[Shadrick]

RIP Tazz

[drave]

I made a Raw thread on a Sunday once when the earliness was getting OUT OF CONTROL back in the day.

Clearly it wasn't the ALL TIME EARLY record though because

[road doggy dogg]

The OFFICIAL RASSLIN' RECORDS BOOK only recognizes USA #1 threads so drave is SAFE

[drave]

USA#1

[Heisenberg]

is it a Tatanka thread?

[road doggy dogg]

It embodies the spirit of Tatanka.

[drave]

It can be a Tatanka thread anytime. That simple elevates the greatness.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/NdHsNAe.gif

What a team, look at them working n*sync together. Amazing.

EDIT: Just noticed that idiot taking a Twist of Fate as a swinging neckbreaker.

[loopydate]

is it a Tatanka thread?

Buffalo

It embodies the spirit of Tatanka.

Buffalo

It can be a Tatanka thread anytime. That simple elevates the greatness.

Buffalo

[Big Vic]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[road doggy dogg]

HODOR

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Want some buffalo wings all of a sudden.</font>

[Heisenberg]

drave, if the cameras get on you just try to point at the screen or anywhere, point at yourself and make sure ppl cheer on Big Show, I don't want him to die of sadness

[Mercenary]

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[drave]

drave, if the cameras get on you just try to point at the screen or anywhere, point at yourself and make sure ppl cheer on Big Show, I don't want him to die of sadness

Should be very visible, much better than last time.

6 rows off the floor, opposite hard camera seats 10-12. Last time, when I had the Shisen KOTF (barely) on TV, I was in row 21.

I will cheer Big Slow because my son likes him. I also cannot go the "Cena Sucks" route tonight for the same reason. We are going to blow it the fuck up though. He has no idea what he is in for and I absolutely cannot wait.

[Heisenberg]

make him poop before you go, tell him of the horrors of trying to poop in arenas

[drave]

Fucking hope to hell that doesn't happen. It definitely is a horror. Hell, even him having to pee every 30 minutes would suck. I think he will be too occupied.... hopefully.

This will be his first time staying up this late too, so that'll be a challenge. I have my money on him being knocked out on the way home.


I NEED SOMETHING FOR ONE MOAR SIGN! Taking suggestions.


\_O__/

[Heisenberg]

I'd crack up at the sight of a "Books" sign.


or "Big Show Chokeslams Rule"

[Big Vic]

what time will you show up? Before or after SuperStars taping?

[drave]

Before. Like to be in my seat and ready. Besides that, my wife will be having our baby on Friday and my son is 5, so it will take a bit longer than normal to get through the crowd.

The venue (Bankers Life Fieldhouse -==- stupidest name ever) has a shitty chokepoint at the ticket check area. After that it kinda clears out but takes forever to get in the building and to that point.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Fucking hope to hell that doesn't happen. It definitely is a horror. Hell, even him having to pee every 30 minutes would suck. I think he will be too occupied.... hopefully.

This will be his first time staying up this late too, so that'll be a challenge. I have my money on him being knocked out on the way home.


I NEED SOMETHING FOR ONE MOAR SIGN! Taking suggestions.


\_O__/

"WHO STOLE MY BBQ SKITTLES?!"

[Big Vic]

I NEED SOMETHING FOR ONE MOAR SIGN! Taking suggestions.


\_O__/
The answer is right under your nose.....

\_O__/

[drave]

A few straggling hairs, a loose booger and my top lip?!?!?!

[Big Vic]

\_O__/ <-- really hope I get to see this guy on TV

Other options are "Push Rage" and something involving the owenbrown fiasco

[Heisenberg]

if he carried an owenbrown sign he might get beaten into the ground. guy has managed to piss off the whole Internet

[drave]

\_O__/ <-- really hope I get to see this guy on TV

Other options are "Push Rage" and something involving the owenbrown fiasco


I invited the sock to PM me their non-sock account for a NATIONAL REVEAL!!!


But alas, no balls.

[Lock Jaw]

"POOPFROMWEINER DUDE" as large as you can

[screech]

I was going to suggest "GIVE HIM A SCREECH AROUND™"

but "POOPFROMWEINER DUDE" would be funnier

[Lock Jaw]

Maybe make individual letter signs and hand them out to your entire row so you can all hold them up at the same time and spell out "P-O-O-P-F-R-O-M-W-E-I-N-E-R D-U-D-E".

[Corndad]

Here Comes The Pain.

[Dark One]

Drave has a chance to become a TPWW LEGEND and rush out to an early lead for 2015 KotF by getting "Rad dggy dg" on TV.

Will he pull it off, or will he let the opportunity slip away? FIND OUT, LIVE, TONIGHT

[Droford]

Bork time

[ClockShot]

"Ladies & Gentlemen........"

[ClockShot]

The Brock Rampage.

Great television.

[Droford]

The night Michael Cole died

[Innovator]

I want a Lesnar Suplex City Shirt with Valhalla as the city

[Droford]

I saw the sign

[Dark One]

COME ON DRAVE. THE SIGN IS IN A PERFECT SPOT.

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully Lesnar's "apology" includes a suplex or two or three ... might as well just make tonight Suplex City Appreciation night.

[ClockShot]

Brock Lesnar apologizes to nobody.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Spotted drave and his sign! WOO! That was easier than playing "Where's Waldo?"!

[Corndad]

He should apologize to all of us for giving us 2 hours of Byron Saxton...

[Lock Jaw]

Great seats Drave....

[Corndad]

Hug It Out

[Tom Guycott]

First ever WWE Pants-shitting apology

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Cole apologizing for getting beaten up.

[Droford]

Lol

[ClockShot]

NOOGIE!

[Innovator]

Legit just popped for Brock giving Cole a noogie

[Dark One]

A+ apology.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, that was the most awkward Cole situation since Heidenrape.

[Droford]

So Brock face turn then alright

[Mercenary]

I saw the sign


Did it open up your eyes?

[Tom Guycott]

COME ON DRAVE. THE SIGN IS IN A PERFECT SPOT.

I saw the sign
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[ClockShot]

Not a fan of the top tonight, Lillian. :n:

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose is the Honey Badger

[Tom Guycott]

Stone Cold Dean Ambrose: what REALLY happens "when Austin 3:16 meets Pillman Glock 9mm"

[Tom Guycott]

Did it open up your eyes?

Dammit, merc. I was busy trying to embed that on my tablet (not as straightfoward as a pc) and you beat me to the joke. :(

[Black Widow]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIJO_BWUMAAAGM5.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIJO_BWUMAAAGM5.jpg

You find all the hidden packages, and Brock Lesnar Guy is unlockable.

[Droford]

My usa feed just froze

[Black Widow]

Kane is so boring!!

I would rather see a Isaac Yankem return at this point.

[Tom Guycott]

Nah. We need to see Malibu Kane!

[Black Widow]

<abbr data-timestamp="1435019703000" class="time recent_time" title="Mon Jun 22 2015 17:35:03 GMT-0700 (Pacific Standard Time)"></abbr>So now Rollins is gonna suck up to Kane, J&J Security, etc., in order for him to get those f**** to interfere in the match. And this is why I can't wait for Rollins to lose the title, so I don't have to go through another "Rollins getting 3-4 people interfering to retain" matches.

[Droford]

Tonight's raw is sponsored by last week because you apparently weren't watching

[Tom Guycott]

Kane's next feud is with Samoa Joe over the right to wear a bathroom towel as gimmick attire

[Dark One]

Roman Reigns spoke out?

MICHAEL COLE IS RYAN CLARK. IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.

[Black Widow]

This gif is more entertaining than Raw

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2f7ef0e33513d7da5f55ee64b3f41c29/18190%20-%20autoplay_gif%20debra%20gif%20middle_finger%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20video_game.gif

[Lock Jaw]

I miss The Usos so much...

[Tom Guycott]

This gif is more entertaining than Raw

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2f7ef0e33513d7da5f55ee64b3f41c29/18190%20-%20autoplay_gif%20debra%20gif%20middle_finger%20stone_cold_steve_austin%20video_game.gif

So... "Four Housewives" joke of implied ironic shouvanism is not funny, but a straight-up spousal abuse gif is a-ok? Gotcha.

[Lock Jaw]

How does an obscure rassler win Celebrity dad of the year over bigger celebrity choices....

[#1-norm-fan]

lol How does "Celebrity Dad of the Year" get decided?

I'm guessing it's whoever they can get to show up to accept the award and then 4 more real famous people to make it seem like a big deal?

[Lock Jaw]

Ascension jobber entrance... :(

[#1-norm-fan]

Gonna make up a fake award and give it to Johnny Curtis so WWE gets super excited about the publicity and sends him over to accept.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Take the time to be a dad today <a href="http://t.co/QNVtNgHsST">pic.twitter.com/QNVtNgHsST</a></p>&mdash; Wrestling Memes (@Wrestling_Memes) <a href="https://twitter.com/Wrestling_Memes/status/613144881641426944">June 23, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Tom Guycott]

... when they seem to be pushing Titus as ... dammit, i can't avoid the pun, a big deal.

As in, he seems to always be put over as a great father/doing as much make-a-wish work as Cena/anti bully speaker. Its like they are sewing stealth seeds on making him a big PR thing

[Tom Guycott]

"Gut Check"

Because "Lung Blower" from an out the closet superstar sounds too gay.

[Droford]

He should open the case and find a bunch of potatoes

[#1-norm-fan]

lol Can the guys from the last match leave the ring first? Jesus. It's not like we're strapped for time here.

[Tom Guycott]

He should open the case and find a bunch of potatoes

Only if it is perpetrated by the Stanford band, and they refer to him as Sheamus O'Hungry.

Restarts a feud with them and Notre Dame in a band on band Survivor Series match.

[Lock Jaw]

lol Can the guys from the last match leave the ring first? Jesus. It's not like we're strapped for time here.

Showing the "disrespect" from Sheamus... won't even wait for the dudes in the last match to leave...

[Tom Guycott]

lol Can the guys from the last match leave the ring first? Jesus. It's not like we're strapped for time here.

Maybe. Between Ascention getting jobber treatment and this, maybe they're going to shoehorn something else in (like another commercial break)

[Tom Guycott]

Haha, Roman came out looking like "Shit, this was the wrong doorway... where the hell are the stair... okay, here they are."

[DAMN iNATOR]

I see it looks like Roman entered the arena from right around where drave is.

[#1-norm-fan]

Match seems like it should be kind of a big deal...

[Tom Guycott]

"I'm sure there's gonna be a lot of chatter about this match on social media..."

Sure, Cole. There will... when Bray Wyatt interferes.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Haha, Roman came out looking like "Shit, this was the wrong doorway... where the hell are the stair... okay, here they are."

Wonder if he saw drave's sign and in a moment of confusion, thought "Who the hell is Tazz Dan?"

If you only knew, Roman. If you only knew...

[RP]

BOOK BOOK BOOK.....IM JUST A BOOKER T BOOOOOOOOKER TTTTTT IM NOT YO SUCKA SUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[#1-norm-fan]

Cole forgot the name of the show.

[RP]

Why does Sheamus have yellow spots on him?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cole forgot the name of the show.

I hear taking a noogie from Brock will do that to ya.

[Savio]

How come brock didn't have to apologize to Booker T?.....racist WWE

[#1-norm-fan]

How come brock didn't have to apologize to Booker T?.....racist WWE

Would have been more racist if he tried to apologize to Byron Saxton.

[Tom Guycott]

Nobody should ever apologize to Saxton.

[Emperor Smeat]

This stuff with Bray would have been way more effective during the Cena feud.

[Tom Guycott]

Y'know what would be awesome?

If Roman's little girl turned on him like Raven vs. Sandman

"Daddy, you suck! Wyatt's my daddy now! :Raven pose:"

[Dark One]

This stuff with Bray would have been way more effective during the Cena feud.

Is that why Nikki Bella wants kids? Has she been working for Bray Wyatt all along?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/cd/67/2dcd67b5117587f5da05301b1addb201.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Wyatt humming the Jeopardy theme...

[Lock Jaw]

Reigns/Sheamus was actually a decent match while it lasted....

[RP]

BAHH GAWD BRAY WYATT AND THESE MIND GAMES!!

[Tom Guycott]

Wyatt humming the Jeopardy theme...

Not as good as Big Cass "daah"-ing his way through TPiR for Blue Pants, though.

[Dark One]

Reigns/Sheamus was actually a decent match while it lasted....

Two big dudes beating the shit out of each other for an extended period of time. :y:

[Emperor Smeat]

Is that why Nikki Bella wants kids? Has she been working for Bray Wyatt all along?

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2d/cd/67/2dcd67b5117587f5da05301b1addb201.jpg

Yes and a couple of weeks later she and Brie will pull a "Big Show" with another random face/heel turn.

[Lock Jaw]

The Nude Sensation

[Droford]

They should shorten neville intro to the new sensation that gravity forgot

[Dark One]

Can't believe the cape has lasted this long, and now it's joined by a dick cape.

[Tom Guycott]

No matter how many times they say "The New Sensation", it never ceases to sound forced and cringeworthy. And like a vibrator description.

[Lock Jaw]

Neville needs another feud...

[Tom Guycott]

Can't believe the cape has lasted this long, and now it's joined by a dick cape.

Well, that's not so bad. Just as long as they don't a) make his capes wear capes, and b) don't pull an Ultimo Dragon and give him one that's like a wedding gown train and he slips on that shit at a PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Bo Dallas should also have stayed on TV after their feud, continuing his "Trying to make the faces better by putting them through adversity" gimmick....

[Tom Guycott]

Neville needs another feud...

Potter isn't doing anything.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dammit, Cena, you should've picked "Wake Up With" Al Roker!

[Lock Jaw]

WE GONNA CALL GRAVITY, NEVILLE

[Tom Guycott]

"I'm gonna call gravity, Neville!" LOL

[Tom Guycott]

Something looks... off about Kofi's midsection. Like his lower body has an extra ribcage.

[Ruien]

Woods is so entertaining.

[Tom Guycott]

I dig Neville's theme, though. Reminds me of some FSoL.

[Lock Jaw]

I continue to be impressed with Neville's accuracy with the Red Arrow... I think I've only seen him not hit it dead on once.

Remember John Morrison's finisher that he would hit good for only 73% of the time?

[Dark One]

Something looks... off about Kofi's midsection. Like his lower body has an extra ribcage.

It's a very little known fact that Kofi Kingston's torso is actually a bag full of garbage.

[Tom Guycott]

Speaking of things I like, Steen's new "KO" shirt is way better than the other. Doesn't look like "KQ"

[Dark One]

Fuck yeah, "BEAST IN THE EAST"

A+ branding, WWE.

[Dark One]

Although if they really wanted to get a hell of a buyrate, it should be Brock vs. Godzilla.

[Tom Guycott]

I continue to be impressed with Neville's accuracy with the Red Arrow... I think I've only seen him not hit it dead on once.

Remember John Morrison's finisher that he would hit good for only 73% of the time?

You're being very generous. It's UP TO 73% thanks to Lucha Underground.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ryback vs. Henry seems quite random...it's like they just decided it's a great idea to have "THE BIG GUY" face actual big guys who haven't bern heard from in months but all of a sudden "want a piece" of him...:roll:

[DAMN iNATOR]

I continue to be impressed with Neville's accuracy with the Red Arrow... I think I've only seen him not hit it dead on once.

Remember John Morrison's finisher that he would hit good for only 73% of the time?

Hell yeah...Starship Pain was amazing...or do you mean Moonlight Drive?

[Tom Guycott]

Fuck yeah, "BEAST IN THE EAST"

A+ branding, WWE.

http://www.angelfire.com/me4/wrestlertattoos/WCW/bambam1.jpg
Waitaminute...

*shit. Thats supposed to be a pic of Bam Bam Bigelow

[Ruien]

Ryback vs. Henry seems quite random...it's like they just decided it's a great idea to have "THE BIG GUY" face actual big guys who haven't bern heard from in months but all of a sudden "want a piece" of him...:roll:

We need to be happy Ryback is not jobbing anymore.

[Droford]

Little Jimmy apparently is on death row

[DAMN iNATOR]

I like Ryder's new tights. Very colorful. :y:

[DAMN iNATOR]

We need to be happy Ryback is not jobbing anymore.

True. Plus he's finally holding some kind of gold.

[Savio]

Will Barret end his losing streak?

[Tom Guycott]

I say Ryder FINALLY gets a win thanks to Truth.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hot match...King Bad News Jughead vs. Zack Ryder. :roll:

[Droford]

Lol if Ryder wins

[Tom Guycott]

Little Jimmy apparently is on death row

Its just "Tha Row" now.


And thanks for pissing away that fantasy, WWE. :|

[Tom Guycott]

Hot match...King Bad News Jughead vs. Zack Ryder. :roll:

"Archie and Jughead were lovers. It's true; Archie was the bitch, and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wore that crown-lookin' hat all the time. He the king of Queen Archie's world. "

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://www.angelfire.com/me4/wrestlertattoos/WCW/bambam1.jpg
Waitaminute...

*shit. Thats supposed to be a pic of Bam Bam Bigelow

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/superstar_bio/public/talent/bio/2012/07/bambam_bio.png

[Lock Jaw]

Getting to that point of the show where I want to see WWE Paige already....

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Archie and Jughead were lovers. It's true; Archie was the bitch, and Jughead was the butch. That's why Jughead wore that crown-lookin' hat all the time. He the king of Queen Archie's world. "

Archie you say? Think I'll check out who he's pissing off tonight in the final couple minutes of All in the Family on Antenna TV.

[Dark One]

Getting to that point of the show where I want to see WWE Paige already....

http://i.imgur.com/sw1lEy8.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Getting to that point of the show where I want to see <s>WWE Paige</s> boobs already....

[Droford]

That must piss Punk off

[Tom Guycott]

Archie you say? Think I'll check out who he's pissing off tonight in the final couple minutes of All in the Family on Antenna TV.

Said Jughead, not Meathead. Wrong Archie.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Said Jughead, not Meathead. Wrong Archie.

And I was referring to Archie Bunker not Archie from the comics...

[Emperor Smeat]

Eh would have been better if Cena was still broken down a bit from the apron powerbomb. At least he waited a week before coming out feeling perfectly fine.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Cena actually stealing a quote from Sean O'Haire? I hate to give the guy props but that was awesome.

[Tom Guycott]

No, John. You mean 95 lb. "musician":roll:. You forgot to air quote and roll your eyes.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">If <a href="https://twitter.com/JohnCena">@JohnCena</a> loses the US Title at least he still has it on his shirt <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/613164766043869184">June 23, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Droford]

Lol

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Owens speaking French...:lol::rofl:

[Dark One]

Kevin Owens is such a great douchebag.

[Tom Guycott]

Cena speaking Mandarin... insert Browncoat giddiness.

[Savio]

Wasn't Big Show friends with Seth?.....Totally out of the authority huh?

[Dark One]

Hahaha. Seth. "Do you think... Do you really think they'd apologize to me?"

[DAMN iNATOR]

WOW. I hope Rollins is wearing a ton of Vaseline for all the ass he's been kissing tonight...

[Tom Guycott]

"You gotta be the bigger man, Seth", as she looked up from his crotch at "bigger". Insert photo joke.

[Dark One]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these just isn't quite the same...

[Lock Jaw]

Keep thinking Brie has swastikas on her boots...

[Bad News Gertner]

Heath Slater and Bo Dallas teamed on Superstars!!!!!.

My fantasy booking is becoming reality!

[Lock Jaw]

Are the Bellas face for this match? Does this count as a face turn?

[Droford]

One of these things is not like the other, one of these just isn't quite the same...

Tamina doesn't really still look like a man anymore

[Dark One]

Who... who are we supposed to cheer for here?

[Lock Jaw]

Stop playing Terminator clips... don't want to see it....

[Droford]

Roman....Reigns...he's a termin..ator

Roman...Reigns...he'll see you later

[Emperor Smeat]

Who... who are we supposed to cheer for here?

The ref?

Whole feud has been pretty dumb especially when its been clear nothing of note is going to happen until either an NXT Diva gets the call up or Nikki breaks AJ's record.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Didn't know this but apparently if Paige ever gets a 3rd Divas Championship reign, she would not only tie A.J. Lee but also Eve Torres.

[Droford]

They obviously have to drag eve back to save her legacy

[Droford]

Rybangle

[Droford]

RVDback

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show/Mark Henry gonna have a cry session

[Tom Guycott]

Okay, I went to go get some burgers, and came back to see Mark Henry rolling around the ring. Guess he didn't quite split wigs.

[Frank Drebin]

Hey guys, just wanted to stop in to say: Good luck. We're all counting on you.

[Emperor Smeat]

If that ZZ guy wins Tough Enough, can't see him keeping that name.

Knowing the WWE, his new name would be "Z" instead.

[Tom Guycott]

"Flyback"? That was weak. Don't say that again, Skippy.

[Tom Guycott]

If that ZZ guy wins Tough Enough, can't see him keeping that name.

Knowing the WWE, his new name would be "Z" instead.

Or, how about "The Z Man"?

... oh, wait.

[Tom Guycott]

Hey guys, just wanted to stop in to say: Good luck. We're all counting on you.

Jesus, Drebin. Surely, you can't be serious!

[DAMN iNATOR]

They obviously have to drag eve back to save her legacy

She was definitely easy on the eyes, even if not on, uh, something else...;)

[Dark One]

DRAVE.

What the fuck are you doing? There's still one sign we're yet to see. COME ON MAN.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Okay, I went to go get some burgers, and came back to see Mark Henry rolling around the ring. Guess he didn't quite split wigs.

He probably ate a few burgers for dinner too. :shifty:

[Droford]

I can't take this serious after seeing him on the e 60 special

[Dark One]

Fire Adam Rose.

Hire Dalton Castle.

http://i.imgur.com/46fTnEd.gif

[Tom Guycott]

Wow. Not only did Adam Rose get the jobber entrance... but he also got the jobber ANNOUNCEMENT! Comes back and its "... and his opponent, Dolph Ziggler! "

[Corndad]

Rosa does kinda look like Rose's wife...right?

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ0NM2HUHU5YeBQuyOyqyqTwWnGJd4-tkPotijNNl4s24F-U0os0Q

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rose and Rosa steaming up the screens...

Also, looks like Lana is sans lipstick and/or makeup tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

Fire Adam Rose.

Hire Dalton Castle.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/8b99d4f53dccace0c348772c9040d684/tumblr_inline_njajz2JvtZ1r5344l.gif

Looking at Rose/Rouka's attire, looks like he might be the "masterpiece" Adam just mentioned! #wildspeculation

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wow. Not only did Adam Rose get the jobber entrance... but he also got the jobber ANNOUNCEMENT! Comes back and its "... and his opponent, Dolph Ziggler! "

Tamina and Naomi got the same treatment. At least Rose got to cut a promo.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Uh-oh, looks like Lana got Byron all flustered, hehe...

[Lock Jaw]

Fire Adam Rose.

Hire Dalton Castle.

http://i.imgur.com/46fTnEd.gif

Hold up a sec.... there is someone with that much "pizazz" in ROH now?!

[Tom Guycott]

Tamina and Naomi got the same treatment. At least Rose got to cut a promo.

I wasn't home for that. And that's not bad, anyway, because Naomi's theme is AAMAY-AY-AY-AY-ZIIING...ly bad... who?

[Dark One]

Rose and Rosa steaming up the screens...

Also, looks like Lana is sans lipstick and/or makeup tonight.

Clearly, with the hair thing, working on changing her look without being too sudden.

[Lock Jaw]

Really want Rusev to get better and crushing people again....

[Dark One]

For Rusev:

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmmm...Summer as possible new love interest for Rusev, eh?

[Tom Guycott]

I couldnt tell who she was, nor hear what she said... who just handed Rusev his crutch?

[Droford]

Green screen of death

[Lock Jaw]

Second production error tonight.... Fire that TD.... hire me....

[Dark One]

Hold up a sec.... there is someone with that much "pizazz" in ROH now?!

I KNOW RIGHT?

Dude's apparently a great amateur wrestler, so not only does he have PIZAZZ he's got MOVESET.

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[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Noble: I wuz ROH Champ.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, that was Summer Rae? Really couldn't tell. Also, ha at the feed going out and the crowd turning on that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Clearly, with the hair thing, working on changing her look without being too sudden.

Yeah, I think they may even distance themselves from the "Ravishing Russian" nickname over time as well. Just looked weird without her lipstick, not "accustomed" to her sans it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I couldnt tell who she was, nor hear what she said... who just handed Rusev his crutch?

I didn't really catch what she said either, but thanks to CC, I can tell you that she said "Lana's not worth it."

[Tom Guycott]

Hold up a sec.... there is someone with that much "pizazz" in ROH now?!

You need to see the whole entrance. A gif doesn't do it justice.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Noble: I wuz ROH Champ.

He was WWE Cruiserweight Champion of the World, too.

[Tom Guycott]

Yeah, I think they may even distance themselves from the "Ravishing Russian" nickname over time as well. Just looked weird without her lipstick, not "accustomed" to her sans it.

But hopefully, they'll distance themselves from "The New Sensation" first.

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev gonna get Fandango dancing gimmick

[Tom Guycott]

awww...


I thought we were gonna get Brock music before they came out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Crowd dead. Just tired and want to go home, LOL.

[Droford]

Are they the wind beneath his ring

[Tom Guycott]

Rusev gonna get Fandango dancing gimmick

Noho, that would just be fuckin' stupid.




He's gonna get BRODUS CLAY dancing gimmick!

[Dark One]

You need to see the whole entrance. A gif doesn't do it justice.

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[Tom Guycott]

Ok, a gif does SOME justice

[Droford]

DnfSoaJxe3Y

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Are they selling those Suplex City shirts with the town name on them? License to Print Money.

[Dark One]

Are they selling those Suplex City shirts with the town name on them? License to Print Money.

Yes, and yes it is.

[Frank Drebin]

Wondering why WWE hasn't given Rosa a Kardashian gimmick. Wouldn't be hard to do.

I know.....who cares.

[Tom Guycott]

Okay, DC really needs an appreciation thread. Maybe hijack Jimmy's Hunter thread? Hell, he gets one multiple times a year from that guy. Dalton deserves one.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Lesnar and Rollins to do a dramatic reenactment of last year's Summerslam match.

[Dark One]

Jamie Noble: "I've made a huge mistake"

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sheamoose?

[Tom Guycott]

I thought it was somehow goimg to be an F5 chokeslam.

[Dark One]

Wait. Kane laid out Lesnar.

Kane?

[Dark One]

Get this Brock Lesnar face-in-peril shit off of my TV.

[Droford]

Dean Ambrose coming out would be the way to go

[Dark One]

At least he apparently killed Jamie Noble based on the stretcher in the ramp.

[Lock Jaw]

Really want Ambrose to have made the save here.... crowd would have gone nuts... would have got a lot of reflected glory for Ambrose....

[Tom Guycott]

Get this Brock Lesnar face-in-peril shit off of my TV.

I dunno... I like how LONG it's taking the four of them to get the upper hand.

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose coming out would be the way to go

Brock Lesnar and Dean Ambrose buddy cop movie would probably be the only thing that could outdo Ambrose/Reigns buddy cop movie.

[Frank Drebin]

Mercury beating on Lesnar looks like Hornswaggle trying to beat up anyone else.

[Droford]

Suplex City just got bulldozed

[Savio]

Usually when someone turns face their character becomes stronger.

[Poit]

At least he apparently killed Jamie Noble based on the stretcher in the ramp.

Actually, that could be an interesting build. This week, Lesnar takes Noble out of commission, but gets beat down in the process. Next week, Lesnar takes out Mercury before getting beat down. The week after, Lesnar takes out Kane before getting beat down. Come Battleground, Rollins has no one left.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Brock took that Pedigree like shit.

[Tom Guycott]

At least he apparently killed Jamie Noble based on the stretcher in the ramp.

Oh, wow. Didn't notice. Hope he didn't fuck his neck all the way up going into that rail.

[Dark One]

Actually, that could be an interesting build. This week, Lesnar takes Noble out of commission, but gets beat down in the process. Next week, Lesnar takes out Mercury before getting beat down. The week after, Lesnar takes out Kane before getting beat down. Come Battleground, Rollins has no one left.

I think Jamie Noble is legitimately dead based on the fact that they were trying to hide it, so they probably have to go this way now.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Heyman is like :|

[Droford]

Actually, that could be an interesting build. This week, Lesnar takes Noble out of commission, but gets beat down in the process. Next week, Lesnar takes out Mercury before getting beat down. The week after, Lesnar takes out Kane before getting beat down. Come Battleground, Rollins has no one left.

And then they all show up shockingly to help Rollins anyway

[Emperor Smeat]

I think Jamie Noble is legitimately dead based on the fact that they were trying to hide it, so they probably have to go this way now.

Might as well rename J&J Security to J&K Security now. Kane can become the Director of Security to make the switch work.

[Tom Guycott]

Might as well rename J&J Security to J&K Security now. Kane can become the Director of Security to make the switch work.

"Haha, JK." Kane says with absolutely no humor in his voice.

[#1-norm-fan]

Get this Brock Lesnar face-in-peril shit off of my TV.

All faces must be treated in the exact same manner.

Lesnar gonna lose to Kofi via interference in Japan so we can wonder WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN AT PAYBACK WITH THE ODDS STACKED AGAINST HIM OMG!?

[Jazzy Foot]

Why does it take TPWW so long to update their news pages? I want to read the Raw results.

[drave]

That was a damn good show! Hopefully the sign was viewable prior to it getting lost in PARTS UNKNOWN under the fucking seats.

My son was the star of our section. He started a few chants, had people hating on him for the Rollins sign, but told them all they were stupid. Also had a hot lady next to me all over him. The future is bright for this.

The crowd LOVED Lesnar, easily the favorite of the night, followed by Ambrose. Well time had by all, ready to do it again for Smackdown! in November.

[Lock Jaw]

Clear shot of the Rollins = Ratings sign when he was apologizing to Kane.

Tazz Dan 4 HoF wasn't as "centered on the screen", but saw it a number of times in the opening segment....

[Emperor Smeat]

As noted earlier, Jamie Noble was injured during tonight's main event angle on RAW.

After Brock Lesnar sent Noble into the barricade, Noble was motionless for a while before officials attended to him. While Joey Mercury made it back into the ring for The Authority's attack on Lesnar, Noble was never again shown on camera. Noble was eventually stretchered out and given oxygen.

WWE confirmed the injury on their website and issued this statement:

Jamie Noble suffered an injury at the hands of Brock Lesnar during The Beast's brawl with The Authority at the end of Raw, WWE.com has confirmed.

Noble's condition is currently being evaluated. Please stay with WWE.com for more updates as they become available.


From someone on Reddit's SquaredCircle who was at the event:
Live at raw tonight, in the final segment Brock launched Jamie into the guard rail. Shortly after the camera crew waved for the ring doctor who immediately called for a stretcher. They loaded Jamie onto a backboard, and wheeled him out. They actually raised the set to get him out. From my seats I could see Several guys in suits meet the stretcher and run out of view. As soon as the final segment was over Joey ran super fast straight to the back. Im pretty saw Jamie speaking as they rolled him out, but it looked really bad.


Early reports and speculation is him either having broken ribs and/or collapsed lung.

[Dark One]

RIP Jamie Noble, boy.

[Volare]

Hope Noble is ok seriously, but how do you not use that in this story line?

[Mercenary]

Hope Noble is ok seriously, but how do you not use that in this story line?


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[Savio]

Even in defeat Brock Lesnar Murders someone.

[drave]

You could immediately tell something was wrong, for sure. The sound made when he hit the barricade was very..... bludgeon-ish. He threw him incredibly hard to the point where Noble could not have done anything to protect himself.