WWE RAW 6/29 feat. J&K Security, the Summer of Rusev, and Foreign Languages Open Challenge

[Emperor Smeat]

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It was almost a foregone conclusion that Brock Lesnar would dismantle Seth Rollins to become the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion at WWE Battleground. However, The Architect changed many a mind last week on Raw, when he mended fences with his Authority allies and brutalized The Beast Incarnate.

Now that they have successfully transformed the unstoppable Anomaly into an underdog, The Authority's two heavy hitters, Rollins & Kane, will put their combined skills to the test against Dean Ambrose & Roman Reigns in the main event of Raw.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Kane &amp; Seth Rollins take on Dean Ambrose &amp; Roman Reigns because we're pretty sure we accidentally booked SmackDown <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/615506660384239616">June 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Wrestling, yeah.

[Corndad]

Brock should pretty much tear everyone a new one tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Pedigrees are Brock Lesnar's kryptonite

[Dark One]

JAMIE NOBLE IS ALIVE.

[Lock Jaw]

Rollins ripping off Y2J Chris Jericho.... Hope he appears now....

[KIRA]

Now he's ripping off Stone Cold

[Dark One]

Jamie Noble is the real bionic redneck.

[Lock Jaw]

Product placement

[KIRA]

Just put Noble on the mic forever

[Corndad]

Kane. This is your life.

[Lock Jaw]

One more step towards Malibu Kane

[Frank Drebin]

Really worried that WWE will destroy Tyler Black's career.

[Corndad]

Brock needs to F5 the entire Hawaii band or this entire segment is wasted.

[Dark One]

I hope Brock Lesnar appears playing a ukelele.

[ClockShot]

Hula chick totally looks like a porn star.

[KIRA]

Reminding us that Kane used to be awesome before sinking him lower great.

[Corndad]

Noelle Foley!!

[Savio]

Can't wait until "Kane's Christmas Vacation"

[Frank Drebin]

DEL RIO!!!!

oh....

[KIRA]

Should be painted black with J&J logo on the side.

[DAMN iNATOR]

When did Seth become a game show host?

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar is going to F5 the car.

[ClockShot]

Anytime now, Brock.

[Lock Jaw]

"Do you come with the car?"

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The car model is booked better than our entire Divas division. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/615675054227992576">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Frank Drebin]

"Do you come with the car?"

oh, you. :love::love::love:

[Lock Jaw]

This is perhaps the strongest opening segment to RAW ever

[Frank Drebin]

You start a Cadi by honking the horn?

[ClockShot]

You start a Cadi by honking the horn?

Worked for the Duke boys.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Jamie Noble is sitting there honking the horn for all 3 hours of RAW

[owenbrown]

Jamie gonna blow that horn the entire 3 hours?

[KIRA]

Worked for the Duke boys.

No that was to activate their jumps

[owenbrown]

goddammit Lock Jaw

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/205554/stone-cold-stunner-o.gif

[KIRA]

So Henry is a face again?

[Lock Jaw]

The Ryback and The Miz both so good in their roles right now...

[Ruien]

Miz is so awesome.

[Ruien]

Can't wait for Ryback to get back to the main event scene.

[Lock Jaw]

So Henry is a face again?

He has been a face since his return, after the initial first week "verbal put down" and loss to Roman Reigns.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Ryback and The Miz both so good in their roles right now...
Yeup. Would rather see those two feud right now than have Big Show be involved.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I sure do make a good car model �� <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAW?src=hash">#RAW</a></p>&mdash; Noelle Foley (@NoelleFoley) <a href="https://twitter.com/NoelleFoley/status/615676290247589888">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Frank Drebin]

Always liked Miz as a douche heel. I know he hasn't really "evolved" since he was champion, but I'm still surprised he's floundered around for so long.

[KIRA]

He has been a face since his return, after the initial first week "verbal put down" and loss to Roman Reigns.
Ah Ok

Miz has been golden lately
as the third man

[Lock Jaw]

Cool stalled suplex spot.... wish it was more vertical...

[KIRA]

A move so cool they gave it to everyone they could in the games.

[Lock Jaw]

That was probably the fastest count out ever...

[owenbrown]

countout at 4?! :wtf:

[Ruien]

Wait, did they just say they wanted to give Kane a victory before his vacation? What the heck did I miss in the first segment?

[Ruien]

Owenbrown is back! Fuck ya bitches.

Hiya Owen :D! How is your day going?

[Frank Drebin]

Don't disturb him. Hes hunting wabbit

[Lock Jaw]

Putting divas now? What is supposed to wake me up later in the show?

[Emperor Smeat]

So how long till the WWE pulls off Twin Magic using Alicia Fox Bella

[KIRA]

Alica!

[Ruien]

How long has it been since Paige attempted to get people on her side? Seems like tonight would be the idle night to bring someone out for her.

[Dark One]

Looking forward to the backstage segment later tonight where Kofi Kingston is looking for a WWE doctor to write him an excuse to not get murdered by Brock Lesnar this weekend.

[slik]

RAW seems kind of boring so far...

[Tom Guycott]

... well, that's gonna be a gif.

[Lock Jaw]

RAW seems kind of boring so far...

Did you not see that hot opening promo?!

[Dark One]

John Cena should see if he can convince Seth Rollins to buy him an Apple Watch too, so when he points to his wrist there's actually something there.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/KEyyJ4A.gif

[Dark One]

I can't remember what podcast it was on, when the guest mentioned that he hated the drop down and hop over spot because it was super unrealistic, but that's why he loved Eddie Guerrero, because any time he'd drop down, he'd do his damnedest to trip you.

[Tom Guycott]

I meant Paige rolling out after the win and her ass being top dead center.

[Tom Guycott]

Meanwhile, he's going to the booth. Calm down.*

Ohwait, really? They're really gonna run this in the ground?

[Corndad]

Yeah this isn't happening tonight

[Dark One]

Meanwhile, he's going to the booth. Calm down.

Yeah this isn't happening tonight

I would never underestimate WWE's willingness to throw away a money match. I mean, it's not TNA, but they've done it before.

[owenbrown]

They wouldn't do this 4 weeks early now would they?!

[Savio]

Kevin Owens should just face Cena every week and beat him with chairs to soften him up.

[Dark One]

Ohhhhhhhh shit. This is gonna be good.

[owenbrown]

welp, Cesaro going to be buried by LOLCENAWINS

[Dark One]

welp, Cesaro going to be buried by LOLCENAWINS

:shifty: lol

[Tom Guycott]

Cesaro changes his mind now too. It becomes a running gag of people not facing Cena.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Owens just wanted to troll tonight.

Cesaro vs Owens or even Cesaro-Owens-Cena would be a really amazing match to do.

[Tom Guycott]

:lol: Owens just wanted to troll tonight.

Cesaro vs Owens or even Cesaro-Owens-Cena would be a really amazing match to do.

Now a couple of years ago, I wonder who thought they'd be willing, let alone able, to see Castagnoli vs Steen in a WWE ring?

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I like Suplex City. Nice place. <a href="https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl">https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/615685363219177472">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Miss this guy in WWE so much. :lol:

[owenbrown]

BYRON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT KISSING CENA'S ASS :fu:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

BYRON SHUT THE FUCK UP AND QUIT KISSING CENA'S ASS :fu:

Shut up Owen. Byron and Kevin Owens have a feud from NXT.

[Lock Jaw]

Owens should cost Cesaro the match and then Cesaro can be Owens' post-Cena feud.

[Corndad]

Cesaro for president.

[Tom Guycott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">I like Suplex City. Nice place. <a href="https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl">https://t.co/FgQ5fc11Hl</a></p>&mdash; Kurt Angle (@RealKurtAngle) <a href="https://twitter.com/RealKurtAngle/status/615685363219177472">June 30, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Miss this guy in WWE so much. :lol:

So did Los Guerreros. 3 Amigos and stalling suplex and whatnot. And Taz, of course. So did that one guy, who did "rolling Germans"....can't remember his name, though.

[Corndad]

This is probably Cena's best year of actual wrestling. Maybe the year he fought Punk half the year is close but he's been pretty awesome most this year.

[Corndad]

OMG That Uppercut.

[Tom Guycott]

For some reason, Owens sounds really close to busting out some Clubber Lang quotes.

[Dark One]

http://www.todaysknockout.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Cesaro-Uppercut.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Cena and Cesaro have good chemistry... always have great matches together....

[Tom Guycott]

This is probably Cena's best year of actual wrestling. Maybe the year he fought Punk half the year is close but he's been pretty awesome most this year.

Yeah, he can go, but most of the time, he's on auto pilot with the "if it ain't broke..." mentality.

Same thing with his mic work. He stepped that up with Punk as well, and wasn't happy-go-lucky, poopie joke Cena. He got serious, and it was refreshing.

[Lock Jaw]

Owens costs Cena the belt here, Cena costs Owens his belt in Japan

[Tom Guycott]

Side note: Cena is becoming the new Tommy Dreamer, in that he's the innovator of violence busting out new moves every other week?

[Lock Jaw]

Goldust does that so much better than Cena...

[KIRA]

HEY I REMEMBER THAT MOVE

[Tom Guycott]

West Newberry, Massachusetts Destroyer!

*I'm gonna continue to call it that.

[owenbrown]

ok, i'm a little impressed

[KIRA]

NO FUCK!

[Lock Jaw]

RING THE BELL

[owenbrown]

If there is any hope for all humanity, Owens wins the U.S. title at the PPV

[KIRA]

"No one is going to kill Kakarot while I'm around,destiny has reserved that pleasure for me!"

[Lock Jaw]

If there is any hope for all humanity, Owens wins the U.S. title at the PPV

And then feuds with Cesaro

[Tom Guycott]

Good, this is more like it, Owens. Less coasting on Cena hate, more being an actual dickhead heel.

[Corndad]

I hope this leads to Owens/Cesaro for the US Title in a few weeks.

[Tom Guycott]

"No one is going to kill Kakarot while I'm around,destiny has reserved that pleasure for me!"

"Blah blah blah blah super sayian! Blah blah blah blah destiny blah blah! "

[Lock Jaw]

Live Sex Celebration?!

[Emperor Smeat]

:eek: Cesaro beat Cena

Sure it was by DQ but a win is a win.

[Savio]

I hope after battleground Lesnar and Heyman have a live sex celebration

[Dark One]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SIWYh1v8goQ/U5iDy0C_IRI/AAAAAAABoCw/yAcqapDjqz0/w425-h427/WWEKOF_L3.gif

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/v8Bs7Rb.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-06-29)

Uppercut Outta Nowhere!

[Corndad]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.1U2xKw1V6KMPZ%2bzlfeV84A&pid=15.1&P=0

[Frank Drebin]

Is Swerved funny?

[Dark One]

God damn I.R.S. being a Boliever.

[KIRA]

Now if only Bray actually presented a threat to Reigns.

[Lock Jaw]

Despise the cutaways to the crowd during Wyatt Promos....

[Tom Guycott]

How'd you think you'd be your daddy's favorite after burning his shrimp boat... with him in it?

[Lock Jaw]

Sin Caradust and Kallistodust

[Lock Jaw]

I think Lillian introducing The Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them

[Tom Guycott]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SIWYh1v8goQ/U5iDy0C_IRI/AAAAAAABoCw/yAcqapDjqz0/w425-h427/WWEKOF_L3.gif

"I KNOW YOU WANT MEEEEE...!!!"

[KIRA]

I thought they had on Wolverines 90s costume at first

[Corndad]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-SIWYh1v8goQ/U5iDy0C_IRI/AAAAAAABoCw/yAcqapDjqz0/w425-h427/WWEKOF_L3.gif

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.f%2f3BeemiZsPhacSvNNeiFQ&pid=15.1&P=0

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/KiGSAMX.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/tag/antonio+cesaro)

[Dark One]

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.f%2f3BeemiZsPhacSvNNeiFQ&pid=15.1&P=0

http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20150122/230115_americons_premiere/c-j-perry-premiere-of-americons-arrivals_4548552.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

I think Lillian introducing The Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them

I actually think it's pretty cool. .. but could be better somehow...

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2013/07/20130701_LIGHT_Ricardo2_C.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

[KIRA]

BO DALLAS NEW DAY my life is complete

Well my night

#DREAMSDOCOMETRUE

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE!

[Frank Drebin]

New Day's shirts look like an ad for an energy drink.

[Tom Guycott]

BO DALLAS NEW DAY my life is complete

Well my night

#DREAMSDOCOMETRUE

I was trying to remember who wanted this.

If it's a permanent thing, he needs "caution" ring gear...

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure how clapping helps Bo Dallas not get beaten up.

[Tom Guycott]

New Day's shirts look like an ad for an energy drink.

And also, it matches Lucha Dragon instead of themselves tonight.

[Tom Guycott]

Not sure how clapping helps Bo Dallas not get beaten up.

Clap therapy works, doubter! It heals pulled muscles and such! Ask Big E.

[Tom Guycott]

Y'know, I'm not complaining all things considered, but I wish I got the US feed for RAW. I don't get what's happening with thesd ads sometimes. Like the purple muppet...?

[owenbrown]

seriously.... as someone who has never smoked a day in his life, those The Real Cost commercials are really pissing me off... just as much as those truth.com commercials

[Tom Guycott]

Wow, talk about "corner fucked", and this ain't even a video game.

[Dark One]

POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUNNNCCCEEEE

Period.

[Tom Guycott]

Momentum to face Brock!

This quote is reserved for a gif of Titus beating Kofi.

[Lock Jaw]

People gonna be hyped to see Lesnar and then tune in and be mystified at him facing Kofi Kingston.

[owenbrown]

Watching a WWE Network event at 4:30 am?!

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/1150420/big-brother-7-chill-town-o.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Rusev gonna go from one blonde with a huge forehead to another blonde with a huge forehead?!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Hate face Lana... want her to insult America and tell fans to sha-tup....

[Emperor Smeat]

Lana's accent magically returned.

[Lock Jaw]

Sign that says "Lana Backwards"

[Tom Guycott]

"The situation has changed." He says staring down her top.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This is quite boring compared to the Edge & Lita Live Sex Celebration years ago...

[Dark One]

Example of treating her like a gentleman:

http://i.imgur.com/k1U0D5S.png

[Lock Jaw]

Summer Rae looking very orange tonight

[Emperor Smeat]

Would laugh if Summer tried to say "Nemanya" or however its spelled that Lana used to say.

[owenbrown]

This is what I want to do to everyone in that arena chanting "WHAT?" at Lana

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/17720/stunner-on-cena-o.gif

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev

[Lock Jaw]

Want Rusev to get back to crushing so bad...

[Savio]

This is not how you push a heel or a face.

[Tom Guycott]

Lana turns on him, and Rusev hobbles away with two chicks...

[owenbrown]

Please tell me Summer Rae and Lana are going to get into a catfight which would only be better if Joey Styles were on commentary

[owenbrown]

Rusev's like "Shut the fuck up Summer Rae, let's go"

[Tom Guycott]

"There's nothing I hate more than a gold digger..."

:Ted DiBiase Jr's music hits:

[Dark One]

Please tell me Summer Rae and Lana are going to get into a catfight which would only be better if Joey Styles were on commentary

CaaaaatFFFIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHTT

[owenbrown]

Dammit Dolph don't break it up

[Lock Jaw]

Lana getting her nice white suit all smudged up via Summer Rae's tanning spray

[Dark One]

Just gonna leave this here:

http://41.media.tumblr.com/f010723fa7bbeceb41949032ab5ce297/tumblr_nhrue08xzU1r85q5do1_500.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

Please tell me Summer Rae and Lana are going to get into a catfight which would only be better if Joey Styles were on commentary

He should have come out like Ron Simmons, screamed "CATFIIIIIGHT", and walked away.

[Savio]

What about the Usos?

[Lock Jaw]

RAGE ROMAN RAGE

[owenbrown]

DEAN.

FUCKING.


AMBROSE.

[Dark One]

"Let's rage"?

Incoming whiny Alex Riley tweet coming in 5... 4... 3...

[Tom Guycott]

"Let's rage"? Roman Reigns is now Alex Riley.

[Tom Guycott]

Dammit, dark one.

[Dark One]

Unrelated LOL Alex Riley tweet:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Gotta love how <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@wwe</a> spends Millions 2 find the next guy w/ <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEToughEnough">@WWEToughEnough</a> when I have been right here in front of their face the whole time</p>&mdash; Alex Riley (@AlexRileyWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/AlexRileyWWE/status/615528730912493568">June 29, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Kris P Lettus]

Good RAW so far. I wish Heyman had come out and cut a sick promo on Rollins in the intro but whatevs

[Tom Guycott]

After his feud with Bray Wyatt, Alex Riley comes and gets pissed over Roman's rage. It becomes like CM Punk vs Jericho for "Best in the World", only with 95% more apathy.

[Tom Guycott]

Here comes dildo boy...

[Tom Guycott]

We need Neville vs The Hurricane

[Dark One]

Nobody would draw a comic book superhero with a face like Neville.

[KIRA]

they've GONE FULL OUT SUPERHERO smh

[Lock Jaw]

Sheamus new theme has grown on me.....

Still don't care about him, though....

[Tom Guycott]

At least they didn't literally go "Mighty Mouse".

[Emperor Smeat]

So who's the villain in Neville's comic book, the Sinister Gravityman?

[Tom Guycott]

So who's the villain in Neville's comic book, the Sinister Gravityman?

"I remember you, Neville! "


Nah... Willow The Wisp.

[owenbrown]

"Let's rage"?

Incoming whiny Alex Riley tweet coming in 5... 4... 3...

"Let's rage"? Roman Reigns is now Alex Riley.

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[Dark One]

So who's the villain in Neville's comic book, the Sinister Gravityman?

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2598/243949-gravity_man_profile.png

[Dark One]

Wait a minute.

Did Byron Saxton just reference Sheamus' gimmick the first month he was back like four months ago when he was trying to take out smaller superstars?

If bombing solo on Raw didn't get him kicked out, that sure will.

[owenbrown]

Raw's in Chicago next Monday? over/under first half hour the CM Punk chants start

http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/2009/0709/dm_090709_PTI_SegC.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

http://static.giantbomb.com/uploads/original/0/2598/243949-gravity_man_profile.png

So if Neville beats him, he'd get gravity powers and a possibly sweet looking helmet?

Also possibly become the persona of gravity which then means he'd start forgetting about himself as well.

[Tom Guycott]

Which means if he beat Big Show, he gets the Top Spin.

[Tom Guycott]

Haha, guy in the crowd " I'M NOT ENTERTAINED!"

[Dark One]

Can't wait for one of Neville's bracers to become a full on Mega Buster.

[Droford]

My dvr decided it wanted to record tomorrow's 2 hour raw recap show instead of tonight, so I missed most of the show. Ugh

[Tom Guycott]

They should go on episodic adventures in that car, if it weren't so obviously going to be destroyed tonight.

[KIRA]

Ha Roman should be participating in Tough enough not trying to dole out advice

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar going to destroy that car.

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar then going to destroy Hawaii.

[DAMN iNATOR]

They should go on episodic adventures in that car, if it weren't so obviously going to be destroyed tonight.

Brock should sneak into the arena and rig it with explosives. Then when J&J and Kane get in to drop Kane off at the airport for his Hawaiian vacation...BOOM! Suddenly it's 1-on-1 at Battleground.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://media.giphy.com/media/WunUwzxuzrfCU/giphy.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Swagger looking positively thrilled to be there

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar going to destroy that car.

What do you think: F5 the car, or German suplex it into space?

[Tom Guycott]

Well, it's the 2015 re-enactment of the Revolutionary War.

[Droford]

http://media.giphy.com/media/WunUwzxuzrfCU/giphy.gif

New gif should just be that clip of him standing in the ring after his jobber entrance

[KIRA]

I don't feel like Barrett has been given the opportunity to really milk this King thing like he should.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn, gotta be faster next time...

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://media.giphy.com/media/WunUwzxuzrfCU/giphy.gif

LOL, ya beat me to it. Well played, Sir.

[Tom Guycott]

:| Woooo! Hawt crowd fer this match.


Wow, Barrett actually got a win?

[Lock Jaw]

Did not stop whistling Swagger's theme throughout that whole match

[Lock Jaw]

THE GENISYS.... Of TERMINATOR... STARTS NOW....

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Swaggie Time is Over.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://media.tumblr.com/d0ce95800c4adc1925872d3ab8987a66/tumblr_inline_mge6dlM4jw1r5174w.gif

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/px66U.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Hate this MADD commercial with the blaring horn.....

[Lock Jaw]

http://media.tumblr.com/d0ce95800c4adc1925872d3ab8987a66/tumblr_inline_mge6dlM4jw1r5174w.gif

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[Tom Guycott]

Now THAT needs the Incredible Hulk song.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns Jesus sign...

[Dark One]

Now THAT needs the Incredible Hulk song.

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[Lock Jaw]

Really emotional right now listening to that song and staring at Swagger gif....

[KIRA]

I love J&J but I hate that fucking horn.

[Tom Guycott]

Still, to this day, think Ambrose should should have kept the crowd entrance, not Reigns.

[dronepool]

Brock will F5 somebody on that new car

[Dark One]

Brock will F5 somebody on that new car

I COME FROM THE FUTURE

http://www.tugboatjobs.net/images/gulf_of_mexico_tornado.gif

[Droford]

The horn sounds like from price is right where the contestant would ask how many numbers they got right

[Dark One]

Really emotional right now listening to that song and staring at Swagger gif....

Fully expecting him to go down for one of those early, basic kick-out-at-one spots and just not kick out, roll out of the ring, and walk away.

[Tom Guycott]

Really emotional right now listening to that song and staring at Swagger gif....

Swagger and Rusev become an unlikely tag team, bonding over this song.

Or he snaps, becomes a badass submission machine, and gets "Wake Up" by Killarmy as his new theme.

[Tom Guycott]

Fully expecting him to go down for one of those early, basic kick-out-at-one spots and just not kick out, roll out of the ring, and walk away.

... and grab his bag, and the cameras follow him out the building as he hitchhikes away.

[DAMN iNATOR]

The horn sounds like from price is right where the contestant would ask how many numbers they got right

Yeah the "One Away" pricing game. Do they even still play it?

[Lock Jaw]

Been enjoying Roman Reigns again ever since he and Ambrose have started being "allies" again....

[KIRA]

The car is untouched

[Tom Guycott]

Wait.. is Bray Wyatt wearing Matt Hardy's pants?

[Lock Jaw]

Refs enforcing the No DQ rules by ejecting Wyatt

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, like 6 refs trying to back Wyatt off in a no-DQ match.

#WWELogic

[DAMN iNATOR]

Refs enforcing the No DQ rules by ejecting Wyatt

I know, right?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well, that was lame.

[Lock Jaw]

"Hey Ambrose, you're not in the main event feuding against Rollins anymore... so let's have him pin you a bunch of times now to build him up for his next feud."

[DAMN iNATOR]

IT'S BROCKIE TIME

[Tom Guycott]

The horn sounds like from price is right where the contestant would ask how many numbers they got right

Yeah the "One Away" pricing game. Do they even still play it?

That's a lot of Price is Right references in WWE. Drew in HoF. Blue Pants' theme. This car horn... we need a guy with a gimmick where he comes out to the Mountain Climber yodle song.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns stronger than Brock Lesnar?!

[DAMN iNATOR]

"The Price is RAW" is still one of my fav. episodes of the 2000s.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Ambrose to destroy the car in 3...2...</font>

[Droford]

Lol Rollins botched the knee shot

[Lock Jaw]

Jamie Noble killing himself

[Tom Guycott]

I didn't have a problem with Brock being a "face in peril", but I do have a problem with Roman putting up just as much of a fight against 4 men that Lesnar had with three.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Oh wait, didn't realize Ambrose was still outside the ring. Barely have been paying attention.</font>

[DAMN iNATOR]

Roman Reigns stronger than Brock Lesnar?!

Dunno...has he ever F-5'd 2 sharks?

[dronepool]

any minute...

[Droford]

That's a lot of Price is Right references in WWE. Drew in HoF. Blue Pants' theme. This car horn... we need a guy with a gimmick where he comes out to the Mountain Climber yodle song.

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Did it already

[Tom Guycott]

"One, two... is this on?"

[Dark One]

Me still waiting for Brock Lesnar as Raw goes off the air:

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[Corndad]

So what's Ambrose doing at Battleground? Main Eventing to...

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I really hope they do somehow get around to doing HHH/Rollins at SummerSlam. If it ends the Authority exactly 2 years after it started I'm all for it.

I'm normally a sucker for a big heel stable but christ the Authority has just been going for way too long.</font>

[dronepool]

That car will get destroyed.. but at least they made Wyatt look good.

[Tom Guycott]

What? A new car made it through RAW unscathed? Next thing you know, you're going to have a wedding that goes off without a hitch. Or someone with a cake that ends up eaten and not worn. This is lunacy!!!

[Heisenberg]

My client dronepool telling it like it is and there's not a goddamn thing any of you can do about it.

2015 and foreva

[Dark One]

So what's Ambrose doing at Battleground? Main Eventing to...

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[Lock Jaw]

So what's Ambrose doing at Battleground? Main Eventing to...

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Me still waiting for Brock Lesnar as Raw goes off the air:

http://s1.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/angry-wwe-girl-gifs-of-wrestling-fans-being-wrestling-fans.gif

LOL, I wonder if she was angry that Miz took a count-out loss tonight.

I thought/was hoping the whole "Brock isn't here because it takes 5 days to get to Tokyo, Japan" thing was just a swerve to make people think he wasn't there but then he'd show up at the end of the show and "clean house" or something.

[Simple Fan]

I didn't have a problem with Brock being a "face in peril", but I do have a problem with Roman putting up just as much of a fight against 4 men that Lesnar had with three.

Agree felt like they made Brock look weak but I imagine it was to show how much heart and fight Roman has.

[Simple Fan]

What? A new car made it through RAW unscathed? Next thing you know, you're going to have a wedding that goes off without a hitch. Or someone with a cake that ends up eaten and not worn. This is lunacy!!!

It will be Darren Young's, broadcast live on the WWE network for $9.99.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

So what's Ambrose doing at Battleground? Main Eventing to...

Assume Kane?

[owenbrown]

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[Ruien]

I didn't have a problem with Brock being a "face in peril", but I do have a problem with Roman putting up just as much of a fight against 4 men that Lesnar had with three.

Why? They were both equal at WM. It was not the plan for someone to get injured making the beat down on Lesnar 3v1 instead of 4v1. Plus, its fucking wrestling.