PureHatred
05-22-2004, 01:59 PM
Yeah, I know this belongs in casual, but I don't really post there so I'm putting this here, bitches. in order to make it more wrestling related I give you the story of STARMAN!!!
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Starman is a mysterious Mexican wrestler who hides his face behind his astro mask. No one knows his real age, but rumors indicate that he could really be the Amazing Taco Bomber who disappeared from the Mexican Pro Wrestling scene back in 1928. That would make Starman 96 years old. This theory has been used to explain his ability to use the incredible Somersault Kick, since it does take over 60 years to learn. This, along with the flying forearm shiver he stole from Tito Santana and renamed Flying Cross Chop to show off his Catholic heritage, make Starman one of the more effeminate wrestlers. TPWW legend Goldbird once said of him on television, "He has a pink suit and a big gay star on his face." Many opponents of Star Man have quoted Goldbird in an effort to infuriate the unmanly Mexican, but the final insult came when the Amazon carved "Old Fag" on Starman's chest with one of Fighter Haybusa's Ginsu knives. Star Man announced the next week that he was retiring for "unrelated reasons." Later that year, a 96 year old man joined the Mexican figure skating team.
But Starman' zest for hot sweaty male contact could not be extinguished. He travels North, evading border patrol, selling chicklets to finance his oyage, and fianlly ends up in the WWE, where...
(continue the story and/or shower me with praise. Let the 1000th post extravaganze begin!!!)
http://www.seanbaby.com/nes/images/starstat.gif
Starman is a mysterious Mexican wrestler who hides his face behind his astro mask. No one knows his real age, but rumors indicate that he could really be the Amazing Taco Bomber who disappeared from the Mexican Pro Wrestling scene back in 1928. That would make Starman 96 years old. This theory has been used to explain his ability to use the incredible Somersault Kick, since it does take over 60 years to learn. This, along with the flying forearm shiver he stole from Tito Santana and renamed Flying Cross Chop to show off his Catholic heritage, make Starman one of the more effeminate wrestlers. TPWW legend Goldbird once said of him on television, "He has a pink suit and a big gay star on his face." Many opponents of Star Man have quoted Goldbird in an effort to infuriate the unmanly Mexican, but the final insult came when the Amazon carved "Old Fag" on Starman's chest with one of Fighter Haybusa's Ginsu knives. Star Man announced the next week that he was retiring for "unrelated reasons." Later that year, a 96 year old man joined the Mexican figure skating team.
But Starman' zest for hot sweaty male contact could not be extinguished. He travels North, evading border patrol, selling chicklets to finance his oyage, and fianlly ends up in the WWE, where...
(continue the story and/or shower me with praise. Let the 1000th post extravaganze begin!!!)