WWE RAW 7/6 feat. Lesnar suplexing Chicago, Owens Papa Powerbombing Chicago, and the Authority boring Chicago

[Emperor Smeat]

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/07/20150702_RawPreview_CenaOwens_LIGHT_HP_tunein.jpg
Win, Owens, Win. At least, he better, now that the trash-talking NXT Champion has been reduced to the trash-talkingformer NXT Champion following the events of The Beast In the East this past weekend on WWE Network. Kevin Owens’ long flight back to the United States sans his beloved title must have left the brawler with a sour taste in his mouth, which means reigning U.S. Champion John Cena should expect a long, long night from his No. 1 contender. What hell will Owens unleash on the Cenation leader?

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[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if Frank Drebin or ron the dial will be in attendance.... And if they will fight each other in a dark match....

[Frank Drebin]

No, I am not in the house. I left. There was some.....unpleasantness

[Frank Drebin]

Expecting some kinda debut or surprise of some sort tonight. Maybe a Finn Balor appearance to show who Owens lost to (probably not)? An NxT lady getting called up, maybe (more likely)?

[Lock Jaw]

I have it on good authority that CM Punk and AJ Lee will do a RUN IN and confront Triple H and Stephanie McMahon!

[Frank Drebin]

I talked to Phil yesterday. Hes doing well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not going to say who I've seen as 2K16 cover guy in rumors, as it might actually be the spoiler but I've got a pretty good idea who it is.

[Lock Jaw]

It has already been announced, so not really a spoiler.

[Frank Drebin]

would have lol'd if it was Reigns

[DAMN iNATOR]

Expecting some kinda debut or surprise of some sort tonight. Maybe a Finn Balor appearance to show who Owens lost to (probably not)? An NxT lady getting called up, maybe (more likely)?

Might seem more likely to you, but I think they're going to hold off on promoting any of the NXT Divas until either BattleGround or the RAW after. I get the feeling they're planning to build to some sort of crazy 6/8/10-Diva tag , atch for SummerSlam.

I'm willing to tune in and be proven wrong tonight, though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also: Who will barely lose to Cena in the U.S. Championship open?!

#typicalWWEhyperbole

[Lock Jaw]

Want to see Paige/Becky Lynch team....

[Frank Drebin]

Last Raw in Chicago was a great show if I memba right. Usos win the tag titles n stuff.

[Frank Drebin]

Want to see Paige/Becky Lynch team....

Would you take Charlotte? Maybe with a Flair heel turn around Battleground?

[Tom Guycott]

I read the middle if the "intro" to this thread as "Owens Papa Shango" instead of "Owens [Pop-Up] Powerbombs Chicago". Now I'm disappointed I won't see Papa Shango. Or at least Bray Wyatt holding a smoking skull instead of a lantern.

Aside: get a weird feed where they show the network pre-show, but the Sky show.

9th mayor? Who are the other seven besides Brock and Paul?

[Frank Drebin]

No ramp tonight, eh?

[Corndad]

Something tells me there will be a lot of Suplex City shirts sold in Chicago tonight.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE Creative Humor ‏@WWECreative_ish 2m2 minutes ago

Brock Lesnar is here and to our surprise Japan is still standing. #RAWTonight

[Dark One]

SAVIOR OF THE SUPLEX, right Paul?

[Tom Guycott]

Hm. I see someone changing their quote from this promo. More foundation for the Church of Lesnar.

[Tom Guycott]

Speak of the devil... hello, Dark One ^_^

[Tom Guycott]

That's not the 11th commandment. You forgot abou "thou shalt not FUCK with The Dudley Boys!"

[Dark One]

12th Commandment:

Thou Shalt Not FUCK with the Dudleyz.

[Dark One]

That's not the 11th commandment. You forgot abou "thou shalt not FUCK with The Dudley Boys!"

Well, it might have been the 11th, but I'm pretty sure Lesnar can take whatever slot he wants.

[Lock Jaw]

Heyman the God of Promos

[Tom Guycott]

Heyman the God of Promos

This just needs requoted anytime Paul E. appears.

[owenbrown]

Put Paul E. in the Hall of Fame ASAP

[Lock Jaw]

MALIBU KANE APPEARS

[Tom Guycott]

Oh shit! Its malibu kane!

[Dark One]

If those are the photoshops they're going to use on Raw, I should apply for a job. Shit.

[Tom Guycott]

I hope Jamie went to pick up Nidya, boy!

I also hope Kane comes back with a Hawaiian shirt as ring attire AND gets introduced by Steph when he does. The circle will then be complete.

[DAMN iNATOR]

12th Commandment:

Thou Shalt Not FUCK with the Dudleyz.

13th: If thou art Stone Cold, thou shalt not trust anyone, and shalt consume beers and abuse thy wife.

14th: Thou shalt smelleth what cuisine The Rock is cooking.

[owenbrown]

Is Show heel or face this week? :shifty:

[Poit]

The crowd is hot from that Paul Heyman promo. Now let's give them badly-photoshopped pictures of Kane!

[Savio]

Great way to follow a brock lesnar promo, with a cartoon.

[Frank Drebin]

Is Show heel or face this week? :shifty:

Depends....what are you this week, owen?

[Lock Jaw]

If those are the photoshops they're going to use on Raw, I should apply for a job. Shit.

Open positions for graphic designer and assistant photo editor right now....

[Tom Guycott]

Is Show heel or face this week? :shifty:

Depends on his opponent. Unless it's a segment where he hooks up with Alicia Fox.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE should have every segment tonight be Lesnar randomly suplexing someone or something.

Come back from commercial, get an update that Heath Slater got suplexed through a window. Backstage interview, have Lesnar be in the background suplexing some poor staff member. Wrestler walking backstage to the ring, Lesnar is right behind suplexing everyone else in the shot.

[Dark One]

Open positions for graphic designer and assistant photo editor right now....

I have absolutely zero experience or education in this fields. Do you think my Tag Team Turmoil promos and David Otunga'ing would be a strong enough portfolio to get past that?

[slik]

I missed the Heyman promo, what did he say?

[Tom Guycott]

Oh, this adds to the confusion... he's a heel in the , match, but a face against Miz.

[Savio]

A+ pic

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/07/20150702_RawPreview_CenaOwens_LIGHT_HP_tunein.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

I missed the Heyman promo, what did he say?

The truth.

[Tom Guycott]

A+ pic

http://www.wwe.com/f/wysiwyg/image/2015/07/20150702_RawPreview_CenaOwens_LIGHT_HP_tunein.jpg

Moar like Kevin Blow-ens, amirite?!?

[Lock Jaw]

I have absolutely zero experience or education in this fields. Do you think my Tag Team Turmoil promos and David Otunga'ing would be a strong enough portfolio to get past that?

Once I am in, I'll talk you up at the water cooler, just like I did in the casual forum.

[Frank Drebin]

Where's Abraham Washington to make a Kobe Bryant rape joke?

[Lock Jaw]

HARDER RYBACK, HARDER. COME ON.

[Tom Guycott]

I wonder what
the deal is with Miz's serf peasant hood. It would make more sense if he was Scott Steiner's manager...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Where's Abraham Washington to make a Kobe Bryant rape joke?

And Tony Atlas to laugh uncontrollably à la Ed McMahon?

[Ruien]

Damn, almost missed THE RYBACK! Really impressed how this IC triple threat is being built up.

[Ruien]

Was the opening segment anything important?

[Frank Drebin]

This is gross

[ClockShot]

Evening everybody. Miss anything special?

[Dark One]

Once I am in, I'll talk you up at the water cooler, just like I did in the casual forum.

Only to later betray me LIKE YOU DID IN THE QUARTERFINALS YOU BASTARD?

[KIRA]

The power of oh!

[Tom Guycott]

Where's Abraham Washington to make a Kobe Bryant rape joke?

And Tony Atlas to laugh uncontrollably à la Ed McMahon?

All that was all fair game. It was mentioning Linda's political career that was a taboo.

[Tom Guycott]

The power of oh!

...io!

[Dark One]

Nicely played, Miz, going to the Jericho playbook.

"I'm not from Cleveland, I'm from Hollywood, you idiots!"

[DAMN iNATOR]

AHHAHAHAHA, crowd and Miz troll war. :lol::rofl:

[KIRA]

I need to see a doctor I am liking Miz way more than I should lately

[Tom Guycott]

Nicely played, Miz, going to the Jericho playbook.

"I'm not from Cleveland, I'm from Hollywood, you idiots!"

"I'm from Winnipeg, you idiot!"

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Miz taking advantage of both men..."

[DAMN iNATOR]

Unlike Swaggie Time, Feeding Time is NEVER over if you're THE RYBACK!

[Lock Jaw]

Enjoyed that segment.... Enjoy the whole angle....

[KIRA]

Miz trying to invoke the "lets you and him fight" trope and failing

[Dark One]

"Miz taking advantage of both men..."

"HARDER RYBACK! HARDER!" - The Miz.

[Tom Guycott]

"Miz taking advantage of both men..."

All the accidential innuendo needs more Neville. "The new sensation"

[DAMN iNATOR]

I wonder if THE RYBACK has ever eaten a Swaggie sub and if he has does HE believe it tastes like freedom.?

[Lock Jaw]

Baffled at how they could screw up Ryback for so long .... dude is just the best....

[KIRA]

Alicia is on one of Syfys shitty shows that I would otherwise never watch

[Savio]

Isn't tough enough on at 9? or is that at 8?

[ClockShot]

Totally photoshopped.

[Mercenary]

awful photoshop

[ClockShot]

Sticker's still on the window. Ha.

[KIRA]

They need to fire the photoshop guy that was fucking pathetic

[Lock Jaw]

They need to stop putting the divas so early in the show....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Not really a Cubs fan, and I love me some J&J, but how DARE they dis the great Wrigley Field? :mad:

[Dark One]

Totally photoshopped.

awful photoshop

They need to fire the photoshop guy that was fucking pathetic

Please send them these requests, along with links to my work. I'm sure they could use some sweet GIFs.

[Emperor Smeat]

Missed opportunity to call Ailcia Fox as Alicia Bella.

[Dark One]

This would be a good location to debut an NXT diva.

[KIRA]

It is a crying shame how long Nikki has held that belt Tamina hasn't been champ once and Alicia Fox should never be far from a belt.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Paige always attractive, but I really think it peaks when she gets all super aggro...mixed feelings about the screaming stuff though...

[Tom Guycott]

They need to stop putting the divas so early in the show....

You saying they're not considerate to people having to pee later?

[Tom Guycott]

This would be a good location to debut an NXT diva.

... or four of them.

[Dark One]

This would be a good location to debut an NXT diva.

Lingering in the ring long enough for it to happen. Let's see.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder if just 2 days removed from America's birthday we'll see THE ALL-AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN tonight...

#WETHEPEOPLE

[Mercenary]

This angle is old and stale

[KIRA]

Why is Alica dipping in the bellas shitty wardrobe she's better than that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lingering in the ring long enough for it to happen. Let's see.

Disappointment strikes again.

[ClockShot]

A lot of heat for the Bellas. This could reach Vickie levels if it keeps going.

[Lock Jaw]

You saying they're not considerate to people having to pee later?

Not considerate of people who need to "WAKE UP" later on in the show

[Mercenary]

Wonder if just 2 days removed from America's birthday we'll see THE ALL-AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN tonight...

#WETHEPEOPLE


It be jobbing time then

[Lock Jaw]

RAGE <s>RILEY</s> REIGNS RAGE

[Tom Guycott]

Wonder if just 2 days removed from America's birthday we'll see THE ALL-AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN AMERICAN tonight...

#WETHEPEOPLE

I just hope he doesn't look as broken as last week. Sad Swaggie. :'(

[KIRA]

Is that "anyone but you"a reference to how people feel when Roman is wrestling or talking ?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I just hope he doesn't look as broken as last week. Sad Swaggie. :'(

IKR

[Tom Guycott]

Is that "anyone but you"a reference to how people feel when Roman is wrestling or talking ?

i feel you're asking this as an either/or question, but I want to answer it as a yes/no question.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Stupid horror movie ad...never got the purpose of having them except in October...can't wrap my head around WANTING to be scared and pisding/shitting yourdelf...

[Frank Drebin]

man....no new diva....oh well.

[DAMN iNATOR]

i feel you're asking this as an either/or question, but I want to answer it as a yes/no question.

The correct answer to any question in life with an "or" in it is "Yes"...

[Frank Drebin]

Really digging Sheamus' new theme

[DAMN iNATOR]

It be jobbing time then

But Sad Panda Swaggie makes ME sad..

[Emperor Smeat]

Is that "anyone but you"a reference to how people feel when Roman is wrestling or talking ?

Think its them mocking the IWC or admitting he's not well liked with the online fanbase.

[Ruien]

Think its them mocking the IWC or admitting he's not well liked with the online fanbase.

We are suppose to hate Reigns still? Dude is a beast.

[ClockShot]

JBL chant out of the blue?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Really digging Sheamus' new theme

I dunno...it's alright, but it hasn't grown on me one bit in like 3 months...I definitely miss hearing

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[ClockShot]

Cena's in the "Trainwreck" movie?

I guess the surprise just got ruined.

[Tom Guycott]

No... THIS is a good place to debut a new NXT diva.

Seriously, though, I think they are ironically helping him get over with this feud with Bray. Not because they're "taking shots at the IWC", but because the feud with Bray is an opportunity to pad his resume with reasons why fans should actually give a fuck about him besides him coming through the crowd, getting the camera closeups, and being related to The Rock and just expecting him to be over with everyone by osmosis and association... especially after he was out with that injury, and they just decided to slingshot him into the title picture anyway in spite of losing, what, eight months to at least let him "try" to get over by words and deeds.

[Savio]

Yeah he's naked in it too.

[Savio]

No... THIS is a good place to debut a new NXT diva.

Seriously, though, I think they are ironically helping him get over with this feud with Bray. Not because they're "taking shots at the IWC", but because the feud with Bray is an opportunity to pad his resume with reasons why fans should actually give a fuck about him besides him coming through the crowd, getting the camera closeups, and being related to The Rock and just expecting him to be over with everyone by osmosis and association... especially after he was out with that injury, and they just decided to slingshot him into the title picture anyway in spite of losing, what, eight months tomat least let him "try" to get over by words and deeds.I think if he lost at the PPV due to dirty tactics or count out and then won at SummerSlam clean it would help both superstars.

[Frank Drebin]

Superman punch is lame as balls

[Frank Drebin]

get ready for tons of cell phone lights

[Tom Guycott]

Swerve! It's CM Punk!

[Corndad]

Orton returns like every 2 weeks lol

[Tom Guycott]

But who was phone?

We'll never find out, because they've moved on to Orton fighting Fella.

[Fenix122]

Oh looks like were getting Orton/Sheamus for the 100000000th time...

[Tom Guycott]

Oh looks like were getting Orton/Sheamus for the 100000000th time...

Could be worse. Could be Orton vs Cena...

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That wasn't <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a>. It was just a regular homeless guy. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/618223353845780480">July 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Ruien]

Love this type of Seth Rollins. Can't get enough of it.

[Dark One]

Triple H is a hell of a motivational speaker.

[owenbrown]

Seth's going to die tonight isn't he?

[Tom Guycott]

I must say; I like this "vicarious advisor" role Hunter has been providing for Seth as of late. It's gone from "grooming our WWE champion" to "making another Triple H". I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point, Rollins gets gifted the sledgehammer.

[Lock Jaw]

I have enjoyed the Roman Reigns/Sheamus matches.... they seem to have good matches/work well together.....

Unlike Sheamus vs Randy Orton matches....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Superman punch is lame as balls

But it does SOUND deliciously refreshing.

[Tom Guycott]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">That wasn't <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a>. It was just a regular homeless guy. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/618223353845780480">July 7, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Vince's army of hobos

[DAMN iNATOR]

get ready for tons of cell phone lights

I'm guessing a good portion are CGI.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Vince's army of hobos

COMING SOON TO WWE NETWORK: WWE BUM FIGHTS!

[Lock Jaw]

Really want Rusev to get back to crushing people....

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV UDREA

RUSEV STILL INJURED

[Mercenary]

COMING SOON TO WWE NETWORK: WWE BUM FIGHTS!

Followed by WWE CAT FIGHTS!

[Dark One]

I'm guessing a good portion are CGI.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Daniel-Bryan-Shaking-His-Head-Mad.gif

[Tom Guycott]

I dont know why, but Rusev on crutches exudes more douche than a healthy "super evil foreign heel" ever did to me.

[Lock Jaw]

People went nuts over Rusev losing to Cena a few times.... but this whole story has been doing the real damage to him.... would have been better off of TV, then making a surprise return to immediately crushing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah,crowd...middle of summer, and he gives you Summer, and you complain? For shame!

[owenbrown]

it's been 14 years now....enough of the fucking "WHAT?" chants

[Lock Jaw]

Summer looking like a giant bird

[Savio]

But who was phone?

It was me Tom Guycott, it was me all along.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Rusev's insults are the best.

[Lock Jaw]

Good thing Ziggler's hair is darker, or else I wouldn't be able to tell who is who

[Tom Guycott]

People went nuts over Rusev losing to Cena a few times.... but this whole story has been doing the real damage to him.... would have been better off of TV, then making a surprise return to immediately crushing.

Becsuse the point is to turn Lana face. Rusev, DZ, and even the "first lady of NXT" are all incidental.

[Mercenary]

So many pony tails in that ring!

[Corndad]

How long is Rusev suppose to be out?

[Blonde Moment]

Lana is looking at Rusev like a piece of meat.
Kinda funny.

[Tom Guycott]

It was me Tom Guycott, it was me all along.

AW, SONOUVA BITCH!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Daniel-Bryan-Shaking-His-Head-Mad.gif

Maybe I'm wrong but it always looks like there's some in the graphical banner (with the animated mini "RAW/Main Event/NXT/SD! logos) dividing the upper and lower seating...

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder what Rusev thinks IRL of having to watch his girlfriend make out with a dude every week....

[Lock Jaw]

YES! YES!!!! RUSEV CRUSH!!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Lana just fucking stands there...:roll:

[Savio]

Murder him Rusev!

[Emperor Smeat]

So is this whole feud going to end with a Lana on a pole match or something?

[Tom Guycott]

Rusev CRUTCH!!!

[Tom Guycott]

So is this whole feud going to end with a Lana on a pole match?

But, which one? HEYOOOO!

[Corndad]

How long is Rusev suppose to be out?

OH.. Ok Then.

[owenbrown]

IT'S A MIRACLE!

[Lock Jaw]

Summer needs to tell him to CRUSH now

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was the last time someone got beaten up with a crutch in WWE Mr. McMahon when he exposed Kurt "Mr. Angle" as faking his injuries in 2003?

Seems more recent, but nothing springs to mind.

[Tom Guycott]

Maybe I'm wrong but it always looks like there's some in the graphical banner (with the animated mini "RAW/Main Event/NXT/SD! logos) dividing the upper and lower seating...

Yeah, and on the titantron. But you made it seem as if you meant the lights are by and large CG'd into the crowd, and not just the 10% at best that all the auxiliary lighting may cover.

[Dark One]

The Marvelous Marc Mero vs. Tom Brandy of our time.

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty much anytime ever had crutches.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, and on the titantron. But you made it seem as if you meant the lights are by and large CG'd into the crowd, and not just the 10% at best that all the auxiliary lighting may cover.

I said "a good portion", not "the vast majority" or anything ridiculous like that. HUGE difference.

[Lock Jaw]

Time to BOLIEVE

[Tom Guycott]

You see the wide shot here for Bo? Even "good portion" is a stretch on how much that would cover. Even my 10% was very generous.

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE!

[Tom Guycott]

Moxamainia is running wild!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Loud "WE BOLIEVE" chants....

[owenbrown]

DEAN.




FUCKING.



AMBROSE.

[Dark One]

I see that Bo Dalas is going to the Kassius Ohno school of bulking up.

[Tom Guycott]

I seriously can't tell... are they chanting "let's go Ambrose/we Bo leive"?

[Lock Jaw]

I think it may have actually been "Leave, Bo, Leave" on second review

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd crazy hot for random Dean Ambrose squash match

[Dark One]

I think it may have actually been "Leave, Bo, Leave" on second review

The superior chant is "BOOOO-neeeerrrrrrr"

[Tom Guycott]

I see that Bo Dalas is going to the Kassius Ohno school of bulking up.

No, he's "an unmotivated fat sack of shit". If it's good enough for one, it's good enough for all.

[Lock Jaw]

Ambrose from main eventing PPV to not having a story going into the next PPV

[Corndad]

If Dean isn't on Battleground after Main Eventing 2 straight PPVs...

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar totally F5ing that car tonight

[Tom Guycott]

Watching Sky feed.

Funny how military commercials for the US and the UK are a lot of the same footage but a different voiceover.

[Corndad]

Brock Lesnar totally F5ing that car tonight

https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.fstmEGk3U9mfVo4UdG9tQA&pid=15.1&P=0

[Tom Guycott]

Oh wow. Truth has a Burger King birthday crown.

[Lock Jaw]

Funniest thing I've seen in years was R-Truth thinking he was in Money in the Bank....

[Tom Guycott]

Funniest thing I've seen in years was R-Truth thinking he was in Money in the Bank....

Look, that wasn't funny! The verbage wasn't clear! Card subject to change!

[Lock Jaw]

I don't get it JBL.... which one is Stannis, which one is Tommen....

[Tom Guycott]

Does it matter?

Although, I think the analogy would be clearer if Truth burned Little Jimmy...

[Lock Jaw]

Yes.... very important....

[Tom Guycott]

I hope they make an action figure of King What's Up.

[Dark One]

Okay. Phew.

I love crazy R-Truth, but there's no way they can have him beat Barrett in this match unless they're releasing Barrett tomorrow.

[Lock Jaw]

Ba ba ba ba ba ba BOOOM

[Lock Jaw]

I like that J&J colour coordinated their ties with Seth Rollin's logo

[Tom Guycott]

They've done that for weeks.

[Lock Jaw]

No, I only just noticed it, so that means it is brand new. I wouldn't miss such a critical detail.

[Lock Jaw]

Nothing goes over my head. My reflexes are too quick. I would catch it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

http://cdn.makeagif.com/media/7-07-2015/cG0rN_.gif

Loved when Kurt had people call him "Mr. Angle" during his SmackDown! G.M. run...:love::heart:

And that version of his tron, too...I remember being able to select it as his entrance vid in the WWE WrestleMania XIX GameCube game...I DID, too. Good memories. :D

[Tom Guycott]

About that sledgehammer comment I made earlier... the axe handle is a good start...

[Lock Jaw]

Would be "cool" if they did an "angle" that Dolph's voicebox has been destroyed and he now needs an electronic one, and then they sell that for the rest of his career and in all of his public appearances.

[Dark One]

About that sledgehammer comment I made earlier... the axe handle is a good start...

It would be better if it was still an axe and not just a weirdly shaped stick.

Also, that car is definitely getting murdered.

[Lock Jaw]

Double Ax-Handle

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would be "cool" if they did an "angle" that Dolph's voicebox has been destroyed and he now needs an electronic one, and then they sell that for the rest of his career and in all of his public appearances.

Didn't Kane speak in that manner early on when he (Kane, not I. Yankem, D.D.S.) would speak?

[Lock Jaw]

They should have had 2x4s.

*CLINK-WOOOO* UNION

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't Kane speak in that manner early on when he (Kane, not I. Yankem, D.D.S.) would speak?

Yes. Yes, he did.

[Tom Guycott]

Would be "cool" if they did an "angle" that Dolph's voicebox has been destroyed and he now needs an electronic one, and then they sell that for the rest of his career and in all of his public appearances.

Didn't Kane speak in that manner early on when he (Kane, not I. Yankem, D.D.S.) would speak?

Yep. And "thanks to X-Pac", he didn't need it anymore.

[Emperor Smeat]

Any bets on the amount of suplexes Rollins taking?

I got 4 for Rollins and 2 for J&J Security combined. Maybe even a high pitched scream by Noble since he'd remember what happened the last time Lesnar attacked him.

[DAMN iNATOR]

They should have had 2x4s.

*CLINK-WOOOO* UNION

Jamie Noble in short tights with long disheveled hair and a full beard, carrying a 2×4 in one hand and doing a thumbs-up while shouting "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" just now would've been epic.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't get the whole Justin Bieber thing for Rollins... has nothing in common in looks or anything....

[Corndad]

OH Snap.

[Tom Guycott]

And he dropped the mic

[Dark One]

Rest in Peace Seth Rollins.

[RawRocks]

That car is getting destroyed

[Corndad]

Yeah. The Car is getting destroyed.

[DAMN iNATOR]

KILL
BROCK
KILL

[Dark One]

Here's to hoping he doesn't Goldberg his arm punching the car to pieces.

[owenbrown]

Brock gonna commit grand theft auto?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah. The Car is getting destroyed.

Or he could just pull a light hearted joke à ls Cena & Cryme Tyme ("C.T.C.") and spray-paint it like JBL's limo...

[Corndad]

Brock The Lumberjack Lesnar

[Dark One]

See. Lesnar is smart enough man to actually get a WHOLE fucking axe and not the god damn handle.

[Lock Jaw]

CHOP HIM GOOD

[Mercenary]

WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU GIVE BROCK TWO AXES!?????????

[DAMN iNATOR]

Brock = Axe Cop? :eek:

He sure ain't Curtis AXE-L

Or Axel Foley...

[Dark One]

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

Or...

"Don't bring a stick to an axe fight."

[Tom Guycott]

Haha "Minnesota Wrecking Crew"

[owenbrown]

say goodbye the car :(

[Dark One]

I will buy the smoldering shell of that car for $10.

[Lock Jaw]

did he just kill someone in the crowd with a car door?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Brock must now lift up that car and F5 the SHIT out of it.

[owenbrown]

so my guess is there will be a Brock gets arrested angle next week?

[DAMN iNATOR]

No, Cole but Mercury may have just seen his life before his eyes...

[Corndad]

Brock The Lumberjack Lesnar

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/entry_photo_images/1837857/brock-lesnar-viking_large.jpg

[Dark One]

FUTURE PREVIEW of Jamie Noble's new WWE.com profile picture:

http://www.anatomorphex.com/picts/makeup/MU026_FULL_BODY_CAST.jpg

[Dark One]

did he just kill someone in the crowd with a car door?

He was running low on power. He needed to take somebody's soul.

It's just business.

[owenbrown]

Brock was about to murder Rollins on global television?

[Tom Guycott]

I guess "the sword to pierce the shield" comment by Paul was about Lesnar's penis sword on his chest.

[Tom Guycott]

If i got hit with that car door, I'd... grab it and ask for an autograph.

[Corndad]

lol at the entire crowd bowing

[owenbrown]

I think he actually hit someone with that car door :eek:

[Emperor Smeat]

Just 1 suplex in the entire segment?

Heyman promised more than that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Don't bring a knife to a gun fight."

Or...

"Don't bring a stick to an axe fight."

Triple H ridiculing Sheamus: "Isn't that like a silly Irishman. Bring a pipe to a sledgehammer fight!"

[KIRA]

My thoughts are with J&J security at this time.

[DAMN iNATOR]

My thoughts are with J&J security at this time.

I wish them the best in securing less dangerous things in the future. :(

[Lock Jaw]

The pink and black attack luchadores

[Lock Jaw]

I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

[KIRA]

Kofi survived Japan
also Titus on Commentary again yes

[Tom Guycott]

Wait, so their hoods have masks that cover their masks...? At least Rey Rey's executioner hood was there as a fan giveaway like Bret's sunglasses, or Bayley's headband. This is just unnecessary.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

I think they're counting on the fact that "smarks" get it and know of and understand Mexican/lucha libre style wrestling.

[Tom Guycott]

I think Lillian announcing Lucha Dragons in Spanish hurts them.... let people know what you are saying so they can get behind them....

Didn't really hurt Of The River. I think it's a nice touch.

It's not quite like when Rusev would ONLY promo in Bulgarian. Yes, it was supposed to be "evil heel speaking not American, boo!" But nobody knew if he was insulting everyone or giving a recipe for eggs. So, no fucks were given.

[RawRocks]

Dear ref.. let them fly you idiot

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't really hurt Of The River. I think it's a nice touch.

He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/us0HLg2.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

I'm with Guycott...it adds a layer of fun to their gimmick. Besides I thought Lilian was fluent "en Español", or if not she sure speaks it well. Which isn't exactly a secret about her.

[Dark One]

He was a heel and had Ricardo Rodriguez.


I miss Alberto Del Rio.... wonder what he would have been doing all this time if he stayed in WWE.....

Trading losses with R-Truth and Dean Ambrose.

[Lock Jaw]

Someone tell Nunzio