Battleground: Bring Yr Fire Axes

[Kris P Lettus]

Does Ryback really have staph? What are they doing with the IC title?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Hopefully they don't just do Miz v. Big Show. How long does that sort of thing typically last?

[Kris P Lettus]

Dunno. I know it's common in grappling and it can potentially kill someone.


Who y'all picking tonight?

New Day get the titles back
Reigns beats Wyatt :(
Owens beats Cena
Rollins screws Lesner somehow

[Savio]

Does this start at 7 or 8?

[The Destroyer]

Preshow at 7, event proper at 8.

[Dark One]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AdiTM4MGxgI?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Lock Jaw]

Renee looking very nice tonight....

[Dark One]

Holy fuck, Renee.

http://i.imgur.com/0fEZsSS.png

[Mercenary]

Holy fuck, Renee.

http://i.imgur.com/0fEZsSS.png




:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

[Dark One]

I think we can just close the thread.

[The Destroyer]

Things can only go downhill from here.

[Lock Jaw]

No idea why we are supposed to buy into Roman Reigns/Bray Wyatt when Reigns beat Wyatt after fighting two other matches.

[Lock Jaw]

Bray Wyatt is Jaqen Hagar

[The Destroyer]

But that was before Wyatt spent weeks getting into his head. Right?

[Lock Jaw]

Eden Stiles also very "good looking"....

[Mercenary]

NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!!

[Volare]

Byron with THE SELF HIGH FIVE!! HAHAHAHAHA

[Mercenary]

cOLE WITH THE WORST OF THE KICKSTART DRINKS

[Volare]

I just drink normal coffee.

[The Destroyer]

Poor Barrett. Can't even manage to shimmy onto the show proper when a match gets called off.

[Mercenary]

Lillian looking good tonight

[Mercenary]

Wow King those puns were royally awful

[Kris P Lettus]

Has R Truth actually ever released music as a rapper? Dude is so 1995.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine how bad <a href="https://twitter.com/WadeBarrett">@WadeBarrett</a>'s career would have been if he LOST King of the Ring <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/622912900538052608">July 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

[The Destroyer]

I think he put an album out back in his TNA days.

[The Destroyer]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine how bad <a href="https://twitter.com/WadeBarrett">@WadeBarrett</a>'s career would have been if he LOST King of the Ring <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/622912900538052608">July 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

He's very much in the Billy Gunn grade of Kings so far.

[Mercenary]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Imagine how bad <a href="https://twitter.com/WadeBarrett">@WadeBarrett</a>'s career would have been if he LOST King of the Ring <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/622912900538052608">July 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>


Speaking of unfunny puns. It's that twitter.....

[Volare]

God I love JBL.

[Volare]

BULLHAMMER YES!

[Mercenary]

ALL HAIL KING BARRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Destroyer]

Well, at least he won.

[Emperor Smeat]

He's very much in the Billy Gunn grade of Kings so far.

Maybe even worse since at least Billy Guun had a feud with The Rock while King. Barrett hasn't done anything as noteworthy for comparisons.

[Dark One]

Oh hey, a Paul Heyman Q&A. Maybe for the first time ever, Tom Phillips won't almost be beaten up.

[The Destroyer]

Yeah but he didn't last. Before you know it he was back in the Outlaws.

[Frank Drebin]

Always forget how much I hate Lawler until a PPV roles around.

[Volare]

Wait a minute....I deal in absolutes.......Rollins said that once didn't he?

[Frank Drebin]

Heyman should have said "That's a clown question, bro."

[The Destroyer]

Oh hey, a Paul Heyman Q&A. Maybe for the first time ever, Tom Phillips won't almost be beaten up.
Phone in his hand though. Might go all Paul E Dangerously on him with it.

[The Destroyer]

Always forget how much I hate Lawler until a PPV roles around.
I miss pervy Attitude era Lawler.

[Droford]

If your aunt had a pair she'd be your uncle lol

[Volare]

Bellas need to get squashed.

[Kris P Lettus]

Just ordered sushi. Settling in for some high paced WWE action.

[Kris P Lettus]

I miss pervy Attitude era Lawler.

PUPPIES

[Volare]

Niiice

[Droford]

Team BAD..lol

[Kris P Lettus]

What is Ambrose doing tonight?

[The Destroyer]

Nothing.

[Mercenary]

What is Ambrose doing tonight?

nOTHING

[Dark One]

Byron Saxton's stories and metaphors are the fucking worst.

[Droford]

Holy fuck, Renee.

http://i.imgur.com/0fEZsSS.png

What is Ambrose doing tonight?

[The Destroyer]

Another recap of how Rollins won the title that has to gloss over how he actually won it.

[Droford]

Charlotte vs Sasha vs Brie added

They picked the wrong bella

[Volare]

HERE WE GO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[The Destroyer]

I'm out, going to watch in the morning. Enjoy the show folks.

[Volare]

Later brother.

[GD]

Will be watching Battleground in its entirety tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Somebody stream me

[GD]

Good opening package to "kick off" the show. Makes it seem important.

[Mercenary]

Yes this shit match is first!

[GD]

Still trying to salvage Sheamus versus Orton?

[Droford]

It's fella time

[Volare]

Somebody stream me

PM

[Volare]

The Apex Hometown Boy Predator.... Rhandy Horton!

[GD]

I dig Orton's wrist bands / gloves.

[Droford]

Wonder why Sheamus got a nose ring..hmm

[Emperor Smeat]

Assuming Sheamus' new look is because of the upcoming TMNT film, wonder if he drops the mohawk after the film comes out.


Charlotte vs Sasha vs Brie added

They picked the wrong bella
Makes sense considering the pattern the WWE has been using for Nikki's reign. She basically defends the belt every other month with some filler or random thing for non-title months.

[Volare]

Wonder why Sheamus got a nose ring..hmm

To be as bad as Dennis Rodman?

[GD]

I prefer the "J Sports" presentation.

[Volare]

Oh shit he said "Back Breaker"

[Volare]

R...KO lmfao!

[Volare]

Good opening match!

[GD]

That mohawk is high maintenance

[Volare]

Damn that was nice!

[GD]

Not gonna lie, this is a pretty decent matchup so far.

[Volare]

Nice Cloverleaf....looks really good here.

[GD]

Red hat guy and Lesnar guy in the same building at the same time :eek:

[Volare]

Woo Hoo 2 for 2!

[GD]

Cool match

[Dark One]

Pretty good match, other than the "John Cena" finish.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't find a good stream... I think it is my computer though.... been having difficulties playing videos on it recently.... sucks....

[Emperor Smeat]

Orton-Sheamus was good.

[Volare]

I love how they are really giving the NXT girls coming up air time.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love Becky Lynch</font>

[Volare]

First time Cole has called their submissions correctly. Holy fuck!

[Kris P Lettus]

Stephanie saying "Tamina" is funny.

[RawRocks]

The Bellas need to drop the belt.

[Volare]

FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL THEEEEEE POOOOOWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[Mercenary]

Jojo is small

[GD]

I find it odd that talents are instructed not to look into the camera during backstage interviews.

[Corndad]

Still wished it wasn't Steph storyline wise who debut the NXT girls . I'm glad they are here but still confused on it

[Kris P Lettus]

Kofi is hilarious.

[Mercenary]

NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!
NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!
NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!

[Volare]

Message! hahahahahahaha

[GD]

Jojo is small

Steph is an Amazonian. She towers the entire Divas roster.

[Evil Vito]

:lol:

<font color=goldenrod>"This is me reaping"</font>

[GD]

The New Day are very entertaining.

[RawRocks]

Xavier Woods channeling Bo Dallas.

[GD]

Nobody cares about the PTP.

[Maluco]

PTP should never have got belts, New Day much more entertaining, hope they get the win here

[Droford]

Millions of dollars dance is the new fandangoing

[Maluco]

Mentioning match from Raw, wonder could we see Henry come out and turn on PTP...

[Lock Jaw]

Might have to tap out on watching this, and that really sucks.... just can't get anything to work smoothly...

[Droford]

Oh shit

[GD]

Xavier Woods' cheerleading skills are exceptional.

[Volare]

Might have to tap out on watching this, and that really sucks.... just can't get anything to work smoothly...

One I sent you is really damn good.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

NEW DAY ROCKS!

[Droford]

Mentioning match from Raw, wonder could we see Henry come out and turn on PTP...

Mark coming out in a big blue outfit clapping..

Don't sign me up

[Volare]

Titus is the most over man in this match.

[Volare]

Good match too! Got the finish wrong.

[Maluco]

Darren Young definitely getting better in the ring...

[Lock Jaw]

One I sent you is really damn good.

Computer having issues.... Seems to work ok in Safari browser for some reason... Leaving it in full screen and not taking any chances....

Mobile posting now...

[Droford]

This has potential to be one of the better ppvs in a while top to bottom

[GD]

Love Becky's "steampunk" inspired look.

[Lock Jaw]

Love steampunk Becky... Hope she gets to rassle... Probably gonna be Charlotte though....

[GD]

This has potential to be one of the better ppvs in a while top to bottom

I don't expect much from Bray Wyatt and Roman Reigns.

[RawRocks]

Wyatt vs Reigns next..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

[Droford]

Anyone but you is a clever jab at Reigns

[Droford]

Did they ever find out who fake Wyatt was?

[Lock Jaw]

Still love Wyatt entrance....

[Lock Jaw]

Brayven sitting in the corner....

[Dark One]

Did they ever find out who fake Wyatt was?

Eric Angle.

[OssMan]

Do Braid Wyatt and Kevin Owen wear shirts because they're fat... if so you think that's their choice or WWE tells them to do it

[OssMan]

Wyatt vs Reigns next..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Do you wanna quit

[OssMan]

Does WWE pay for Brock Lesnar Guy and those other fans who got famous for memes to sit in the front row of every PPV... otherwise how do they go

[Volare]

Silly Roman you are not Cesaro!!

[Dark One]

Do you wanna quit

http://i.imgur.com/ZEEq4LR.jpg

[Dark One]

In case you're not into this match, allow me to offer you a reason to stay in this thread. And yes, I am going to continually post this:

http://i.imgur.com/0fEZsSS.png

[RawRocks]

In case you're not into this match, allow me to offer you a reason to stay in this thread. And yes, I am going to continually post this:

http://i.imgur.com/0fEZsSS.png

:naughty:

[Emperor Smeat]

Kind of hope this feud continues for a while since its been decent overall although probably just going to be another 1 ppv feud for Bray if the sheets are correct.

[Lock Jaw]

Stream beginning to deteriorate....

[Volare]

I'm still good brotha.

[Volare]

AWESOME CLOTHESLINE!

[Dark One]

Great counter spot for the running apron dropkick.

[Emperor Smeat]

Reigns running drop kick from the outside is called the "Drive By"?

That doesn't seem very PG of a name. Then again neither was the Curb Stomp.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A lot of black people on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Battleground?src=hash">#Battleground</a> tonight. Your all welcome.</p>&mdash; Virgil (@TheRealVirgil) <a href="https://twitter.com/TheRealVirgil/status/622911312029331457">July 19, 2015</a></blockquote>
<script async src="//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script>

I don't even...

[Volare]

Yep his english is spot on for that one!

[Volare]

God DAMN this is a fucking awesome match! Wow WWE is knocking it out tonight good job so far boys!

[Dark One]

http://embed.gyazo.com/7b399dda71538545e616027e44a4cd66.gif

[GD]

I'm enjoying this match.

[Volare]

That was Harper!

[Droford]

It's about time for Sting to save the day

[GD]

Luke freakin' Harper :yes:

[RawRocks]

WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT

[Dark One]

I think that was Luke Harper. WELCOME BACK WYATTs!

[Volare]

FUCK YES THE FAMILY REUNION!

[Dark One]

Heeyeyyeyeyeyeyeeeeyeyeyeyyyyeeeyyyhhh

[Droford]

Lol did bray actually win a match

[GD]

Hope Erick Rowan helps Wyatt score another victory over Roman at the next PPV.

[Dark One]

Also: BRAY WYATT BEAT ROMAN REIGNS ON PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match.... Good to see Harper back again....

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Wyatt family reunion.

[Dark One]

It really happened. He won.

[Crimson]

Not sure what the point was of being in a hooded sweater

[Corndad]

Harper baby.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

MY NAME IS EARL!

[Lock Jaw]

Not sure what the point was of being in a hooded sweater

Oh Damn. LUKE HARPER GOT NEW CLOTHES

[Volare]

NXT TITLE ON TV WOO HOO!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>The Wyatt Family is back :love:

poor Rowan</font> :(

[Dark One]

http://fat.gfycat.com/IdenticalDiscreteJellyfish.gif

[Droford]

St Louis baseball Cardinals

[Droford]

No EC3

[Dark One]

Naomi and Tamina immediately outclassed by Sasha.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn was looking forward to hearing Sasha theme....

[Dark One]

No EC3

Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble
Trouble

[parkmania]

Before the reveal, I thought the hooded guy was Damien Sandow.

[Volare]

STEAM PUNK!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Mercenary]

didnt she just have the title?

[Lock Jaw]

Becky Lynch and Paige great team together......

[Droford]

Sasha needed her theme

[Crimson]

So is Nikki gonna beat every single one of these girls in the coming months?

[RawRocks]

This Divas match is going to be good.

[GD]

didnt she just have the title?

I find it interesting that Sascha didn't bring her championship to Monday Night RAW and Battleground but brought it out for SmackDown.

[Droford]

Becky looks like she raided the Mizs closet

[Dark One]

Becky Lynch and Paige great team together......

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/f2/1a/a9/f21aa908a15965b4195a0fa2ec12ce8c.jpg

[Droford]

This is just going to devolve into a big mess

[Dark One]

Becky looks like she raided the Mizs closet

You shut your mouth.

[GD]

Sascha and Summer are amaiyayayayyayayyazing

[Dark One]

Sasha Banks, future 45 time Divas Champion.

[Dark One]

Waiting for the internet meltdown when this match goes five minutes.

[GD]

The chances of Brie fucking up this triple threat bout?

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Even with all the NXT girls here, Nikki's definitely breaking the Divas title record just so WWE can be all like lol CM Punk.</font>

[Corndad]

Something tells me Brie Bella may be taking the loss in the next 10 mins

[RawRocks]

what a move by Sascha Banks

[GD]

Can't believe that Sascha Banks is only 23 years old.

[Crimson]

Just realized there's a white, black , and brown team here :shifty:

[GD]

<font color=goldenrod>Even with all the NXT girls here, Nikki's definitely breaking the Divas title record just so WWE can be all like lol CM Punk.</font>

Like he gives a flying fuck.

[Dark One]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0hpK14EN--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1348213385421180968.gif

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wouldn't it have made more sense for The Bellas to send Alicia Fox into this match? She'd be he lowest ranked of the group, surely.

[Dark One]

Yes, arena, we do want Becky.

[Mr. Nerfect]

"We want Becky!"

[parkmania]

With all 9 divas out here, how does this NOT turn into a clusterfuck?

[Droford]

http://www.becky-lynch.com/photos/albums/photoshoots/sets/008/001.jpg

I don't know who the third one is

[GD]

Brie paying homage to her husband.

[Dark One]

Paige's mom.

[Crimson]

How much longer till Nikki breaks Aj's record?

[Volare]

BAHAHAHAHAHA

[Droford]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuPc4DpIQAAlSAo.jpg:large

[Volare]

Is this where Bailey debuts? (I fucking wish!)

[GD]

Dear Lord!

[Dark One]

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/93nBkPSV1-k?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Evil Vito]

Like he gives a flying fuck.

<font color=goldenrod>He doesn't. But Vince is the type to get his jollies thinking he's getting one-up on somebody.</font>

[Volare]

WOOO CHARLOTTE!!

[GD]

Theme looping in my head for no reason

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/wQIwqiKMrmE" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Droford]

Is this where Bailey debuts? (I fucking wish!)

Team HUGS

[RawRocks]

CHARLOTTE!!!!!!!!!

[Crimson]

The bank statement doesn't sound like a submission move

[OssMan]

Hopefly John Cena vs Kevin and Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins are the only matches left

[GD]

So Charlotte is lower on the pecking order with respect to Sascha Banks.

[Volare]

But gawd damn becky! :D

[Mr. Nerfect]

That was a pretty well put together Triple Threat.

[GD]

Hopefly John Cena vs Kevin and Brock Lesnar vs Seth Rollins are the only matches left

I wouldn't mind a Cesaro - Rusev rematch.

[Dark One]

They actually got an okay amount of time. How about that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good win for Team Pinkie Swear.

http://33.media.tumblr.com/87a2bf4252a169bbee53c373ef769629/tumblr_nrrhgx0hsZ1saykaxo2_400.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Good divas match.... Even Brie wasn't too bad except for almost killing herself...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Becky freakin' Lynch. Wow.

[OssMan]

Charlotte's theme song is cool with the ric flair/2001 music behind the techno music

[OssMan]

Maybe tomorrow on Raw they will have Bad Barrett vs R- Truth and Bad Barrett will win with the bull hammer

[GD]

I hope they rename Owens' finisher.

I am in a dilemma. I don't want the US Open to end but I also don't want Owens to lose.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro vs. Rusev please.

[Dark One]

Cena / Owens and Rollins / Lesnar left in the last ~75 minutes. This could be a hell of a finishing stretch.

[RawRocks]

Cena vs Owens have been nothing but spectacular.. expect nothing less for the rubber match.

[owenbrown]

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--0hpK14EN--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/1348213385421180968.gif

how long after that did that guy get ejected by security.

[Dark One]

how long after that did that guy get ejected by security.

He probably blew his way out of it.

[OssMan]

I think John Cena will definitel beat Kevin... feel like John Cena will be the US champion for over a year

[Volare]

Lit up and ready to go for this match!! :D

[Mercenary]

Waiting for the internet meltdown when this match goes five minutes.



Don't you look silly now

[Dark One]

https://threemanbooth.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/3mb_20140517_rohnjpw_0034.gif

[owenbrown]

Please for the love of God, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.

[Dark One]

Don't you look silly now

In this case, I'm ecstatic to look silly.

[GD]

Interesting to see my nemesis ArseMan in this thread.

[Volare]

**John Cena Suuuuuuucks**

[Dark One]

Please for the love of God, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.

http://25.media.tumblr.com/6f49ae1a2e8fbe375469d413bdd6f607/tumblr_mm8v8bltjM1rotdcto1_400.gif

[Mercenary]

Please for the love of God, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.

I hope your daddy beats you silly for saying that

[Mercenary]

In this case, I'm ecstatic to look silly.


:D

[Volare]

Please for the love of HHH, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.

[GD]

Please for the love of God, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.

Kevin Owens wins the belt. Next day on RAW, Cena reinstates the World Heavyweight Championship.

[OssMan]

Why does John Cena hold up his fingers like the dudleys 3D

[Volare]

Look at all the kids that could be crushed tonight.

[Volare]

Why does John Cena hold up his fingers like the dudleys 3D

Hustle - 1
Loyalty - 2
Respect - 3

[owenbrown]

Please for the love of God, let Kevin Owens win the U.S. title tonight.



is that a James Steele approved fixed post, Volare?

[Volare]

I'll bet the .04 cents I have in my pocket he would!

[Volare]

Wow that was a better dropkick from Cena than he normally hits!

[parkmania]

Why does John Cena hold up his fingers like the dudleys 3D

Because he never got the rules right for The Circle Game (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=The+Circle+Game)

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena takes a sick DDT.

[RawRocks]

they've got moves.

[Volare]

Electric Chair out of Cena very nice sir!

[GD]

Cena looks so awkward when is dishing out new moves. It is probably because we are all accustomed to seeing him do his "five moves of doom".

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love that Owens has adapted some of Cena's moveset.

[Volare]

German then Cannonball very fucking nice!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol. "Knee to the spine." That backbreaker thing can't be true, can it?