raw is bdc! Official WWE Raw thread 7/20/15

[BigDaddyCool]

i am the asshole across from the camera in the dinosaur shirt.

Also new day sucks I have been told.

[BigDaddyCool]

R-Truth just jobbed to Tech-N9ne

[BigDaddyCool]

I want to bolieve.

[Lock Jaw]

This one was first, and I assume is also BDC Approved, therefore I will post in it.

[BigDaddyCool]

JBL is still the man

[Lock Jaw]

Hope we get to see Steampunk Becky in action tonight.....

[ClockShot]

So which one is the RAW thread? Where's a mod when you need one?

[BigDaddyCool]

holy shit the Mother Fucking Undertaker just fucked everyone's mother and then told Brockly Lesnar to clean it up. *BDCA*

[Tom Guycott]

Let's get this out the way... massive pop for the Deadman's dong!

[Emperor Smeat]

Hope we get to see Steampunk Becky in action tonight.....

Probably not unless this match has a brawl of sorts.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKZWSDvUYAAsDQs.png

[Simple Fan]

I'm going to use this one, RP posting wieners in the other.

[Dark One]

WE'RE OUT OF TIME. GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!

[ClockShot]

Sore throat, 'Taker?

[Droford]

I'd sure like to know why he waited 16 months

[Droford]

You could hear a pin drop

[Simple Fan]

Sounds like he is mad at Paul

[ClockShot]

HE IS THE 1 IN 21 AND 1, SIR!

[Tom Guycott]

Matt Hardy?

[GD]

Taker is channelling his inner Macho Man.

[ClockShot]

Unleash The Beast already.

[BigDaddyCool]

what is dead may never die but come back harder and stronger. Undertaker for king of the Seastone Chair.

[Tom Guycott]

Sore throat, 'Taker?

Taker is channelling his inner Macho Man.

I was about to go there. If he started pulling out coffee creamers and "twitching" his fingers, I wouldn't have been surprised.

[ClockShot]

Everybody got a raspy voice tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Taker: "You know what? I'm angry now."

[Dark One]

Everybody got a raspy voice tonight?

Allergies are a bitch.

[Tom Guycott]

Mr. Money In The Bank, Samus? Really? Samus, Byron?

[Lock Jaw]

WHY WOULD THEY PUT THE DIVAS NOW

[ClockShot]

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

[Asmo]

What's the live reaction to Charlotte?

[Lock Jaw]

Leave it as a "pick me up" in the middle of the show... come on.....

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess the stuff with Bray no longer counts or "never happened" based on Taker's promo and how the commentators were reacting.

[ClockShot]

This match has clusterfuck written all over it.

[ClockShot]

Nice names for the finishers, ladies.

[Droford]

Subliminal message there..the Divas belong on Superstars

[Lock Jaw]

Superstars bumper for RAW highlight.... someone getting fired....

[Lock Jaw]

Hire me instead

[ClockShot]

Charlotte from Charlotte would be too confusing. So I guess they're going with Cincinnati? That's the Queen City, right?

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a botch or just some bad camerawork on Charlotte's dive?

[BigDaddyCool]

STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON!

This is KC, straight out of Kauffman.

[ClockShot]

This is KC, straight out of Kauffman.


Trailer for the movie, BDC.

Looks good.

[Tom Guycott]

Charlotte from Charlotte would be too confusing. So I guess they're going with Cincinnati? That's the Queen City, right?

That's how she's been introduced from jump. I suppose they could just say "from Horsemen country"

[Fenix122]

Charlotte is also known as the queen city too...so sayeth the google search

[Simple Fan]

Charlotte from Charlotte would be too confusing. So I guess they're going with Cincinnati? That's the Queen City, right?

I thought the same thing, I have never heard Charlotte called the Queen City but it might be I don't know.

[Corndad]

Tina Snuka lol

[ClockShot]

Charlotte is also known as the queen city too...so sayeth the google search

But the real question is, which city has claim to it first?

[ClockShot]

Brie taking a page from the husband's book for wrestling moves.

[Tom Guycott]

You know, it's not the B.A.D. part... it's the fact that WWE has to keep using the "TEAM ____" trope that turns my stomach.

[Poit]

Am I imagining the face reactions for Brie?

[Droford]

Was there Ever a Queen Cincinnati over in Europe?

[Droford]

You know, it's not the B.A.D. part... it's the fact that WWE has to keep using the "TEAM ____" trope that turns my stomach.

Can't wait for Team HUGS

[ClockShot]

Damn Charlotte, daddy taught you well. Locked that figure 4 on in the blink of an eye.

[Corndad]

Brie Bella is the Wade Barrett of the Divas. She just doesn't ever win lol

[el bobbo]

I'm gonna tell you guys a secret. I would probably lick Becky Lynch's asshole.

[Tom Guycott]

I just mean they can get a little more creative than either using team participants' last names, or call them "Team [something]"

[ClockShot]

So Brock vs. Taker is now official. That leaves Seth wide open for...........Ambrose, Reigns?

[Droford]

HHH couldn't give a shit about the Miz

[Dark One]

I'm gonna tell you guys a secret. I would probably lick Becky Lynch's asshole.

Probably? Probably?

[Tom Guycott]

Yeah, I don't care how fine the chick is... not going to happen.

[Tom Guycott]

Los Matadores rocking the Vega coloration tonight.

[Ruien]

Late to the party as always. Did I miss anything awesome?

[Ruien]

Has Ryback been mentioned? Any update on him? :(

[Corndad]

Yeah, I don't care how fine the chick is... not going to happen.

Just sayin... there always can be an exception...

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[Tom Guycott]

Pounce. Period.

[Corndad]

That's embarrassing. lol

[Dark One]

Over-under on "RAW Distraction Finishes" tonight? That's one.

[Fenix122]

Thankfully Titus got pinned...still safe in Survivor

[Emperor Smeat]

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Kind of want to get one of those now.

[Tom Guycott]

Just sayin... there always can be an exception...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CIr0YNSWUAAZNKQ.jpg

This wouldn't be it. I wouldn't even for Layla, and my Layla love is well documented. Toungeing ringpieces is 100% out of the question.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd sure like to know why he waited 16 months

He was training? Preparing? Studying his opponent?

[GD]

Taker didn't do it for Kane.

[Droford]

Daniel Bryan and Kane should have been in Sharknado 3 instead of Jericho

[ClockShot]

Anybody notice a slight uptick in NBC network advertising tonight? Sharknado 3, I am Cait.


Must be trying to tell us something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kane wasn't the threat to Taker that Brock is.

[GD]

The Miz reminds me of his old self when he was a newcomer on SmackDown.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I fucking love Los Matadores in the ring, by the way. Underrated team with a shitty gimmick.

[GD]

Kane wasn't the threat to Taker that Brock is.

Brock dismantled Kane's leg. His elder brother comes to the rescue.

[Tom Guycott]

A literal squash match.

[Dark One]

Spatula please.

[Mercenary]

i see a miz imprint

[Emperor Smeat]

Are they piping in crowd audio tonight?

Crowd's been sounding a bit weird at times.

[Ruien]

Is Damien Sandow still around?

[Droford]

I'm glad he specified Males

[Emperor Smeat]

Big Show showing up just to knock out eliminated contestants each week from Tough Enough would probably be a good idea to make the show better.

[Poit]

Triple H and Stephanie seem to be speaking really awkwardly tonight.

[Droford]

Big Show might try to eat Sara Lee

[GD]

I'm glad he specified Males

http://www.wwezone.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/Big-Show-With-Eve-Torres-Pictures.jpg

[Savio]

Taker didn't do it for Kane.
He did it for the Rock

[Savio]

Is Damien Sandow still around?
No he got over so they took him off TV.

[ClockShot]

Company meeting...........someone's getting FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRED!

[Lock Jaw]

Brock Lesnar vs. The Raw Locker Room tonight!

[Savio]

No he got over so they took him off TV.
.....And the first scene back from commercial he is visible, for the first time in months.

[Dark One]

No he got over so they took him off TV.

And THEN he suddenly appears.

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar vs. The Raw Locker Room tonight!

Insurance premiums are going to sky rocket.

[Droford]

Why would any of them give a fuck if Lesnar kicks the shit out of Taker or Vice Versa

[ClockShot]

Hope Triple H got a good supply of body bags.

[Corndad]

Brock Lesnar will be stopped by the coalition of Heath Slater, One of the Matadors, Axelmania, and Zach Ryder.

[Savio]

If Brock Lesnar is here its pretty stupid that they said after the FIRST segment that he wont be there...

[Droford]

Tonight's RAW is sponsored by a bunch of stupid questions.

[Lock Jaw]

Could listen to Paul just say "BROCK LESNAR" all day....

[Droford]

Lol

Taker 469 signs iminent

[Frank Drebin]

Heyman gonna poke a million holes in Taker's promo. He always gives a small peak behind the curtain in his promos. Just enough. It's part of the reason his promos are one of a kind.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if they will just ignore the Taker/Wyatt match and just act like Taker never appeared since his loss.

[Corndad]

Heyman is so damn good.

[ClockShot]

BROCK, GET OUT HERE! SAVE HIM!

[Droford]

Lol at cole running away

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman's reaction right now.

Guess the lockeroom bailed on the Authority's plan to stop the fight.

[#1-norm-fan]

LOL "I'm outta here!"

Brilliant

[Frank Drebin]

This is great. Love this so much right now.

[Tom Guycott]

Love how the announce team just dipped!

[Poit]

Hey everyone, is that Tyler?

[Corndad]

Fandango and One of the Usos to save the day. Thank God.

[GD]

Kevin moterfuckin' Owens!

[Dark One]

Raw needed an epic pull apart brawl. This is good.

[GD]

Holy shit at this segment.

[#1-norm-fan]

For some reason, Viktor of The Acension being the first man out leading the locker room to break up Lesnar and Taker made me laugh.

[Frank Drebin]

Triple H pulling Lesnar's head down is gonna be a great BJ gif

[Tom Guycott]

Hey, Zack Ryder has new ring gear

[ClockShot]

Brock doing all the work here.

[RawRocks]

EPIC. FUCKING EPIC.

[Droford]

Curtis Axel would look like Scott Steiner if he dyed his hair

[Lock Jaw]

Crowd ruining a "good moment" with "This is Awesome" chant.....

[Poit]

Brad Maddox has some fashionable khakis.

[Corndad]

"I WILL KILL YOU" LOL

[Frank Drebin]

This is sweet. Good gravy. So much fun.

[Savio]

Want to see Lesnar Super Sayian up an destroy these jobbers on him, in one blast.

[#1-norm-fan]

Now Viktor is no selling Taker's punches and easily taking control of his arm. Viktor. Star of this segment.

[Tom Guycott]

"I WILL KILL YOU!"
"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO!"

[Dark One]

Brock Lesnar is being courteous.

He could suplex all fifteen guys holding him at once, but, you know, litigation and shit.

[Frank Drebin]

Crowd ruining a "good moment" with "This is Awesome" chant.....

wha? It's just a general crowd chant. This isn't the post-WM crowd yelling "you suck Cena" at Nikki Bella

[ClockShot]

I was expecting half the locker room dead.

But that was fun.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Even though they do it like once a year...I'm a sucker for the "locker room empties to stop a brawl" spot.</font>

[Maluco]

Emotion in a feud, seems like a good idea!

On an unrelated note, I wonder who will get the nontitle pin on Rollins tonight?

[Tom Guycott]

Now Viktor is no selling Taker's punches and easily taking control of his arm. Viktor. Star of this segment.

Rik Viktor: the new Swaggie Time!

[Corndad]

Now Viktor is no selling Taker's punches and easily taking control of his arm. Viktor. Star of this segment.

Might as well make it a Triple Threat at SummerSlam. Lesnar vs Taker vs Viktor

[Droford]

Kevin Owens should have powerbombed both of em..Triple Threat at SS.

[Lock Jaw]

Spotted BRAD MADDOX in there

[Dark One]

Artist's interpretation of Brock Lesnar lifting up the entire locker room for a suplex:

http://i.imgur.com/38XjuAj.gif

[#1-norm-fan]

The seeds have been planted for Viktor vs The Undertaker at WrestleMania 32.

[Lock Jaw]

I'MA KILL YOU

[Crimson]

Brock needs to suplex someone here

[Tom Guycott]

Viktor in the running to catch the streak

[Dark One]

They should just have one continuous pull apart brawl for the next 5 weeks.

[Droford]

John Cena isn't doing shit

[Savio]

Wanted to hear Bo Dallas say "come on Brock just Bolieve"

[Poit]

I'LL NEVER LET YOU GO. I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.

[Tom Guycott]

Even Mark Henry can't split their wigs

[Dark One]

COME ON BROCK. SUPLEX SOMEONE THROUGH THE CONSPICUOUSLY PLACED SODA MACHINES.

[Crimson]

Bo should be yelling Bo-lieve!

[GD]

Brock is a sexy beast.

[Droford]

They should Taze Brock and he just laugh at em

[Corndad]

R Truth is gonna get Got.

[Poit]

R-Truth, the Beast Whisperer.

[Maluco]

Viktor first out, and now R Truth as voice of reason lol

[Lock Jaw]

Needs to be a comical Bugs Bunny style "fight cloud" that when dissipates only has someone like Bo Dallas dead....

[ClockShot]

Zip ties won't stop Brock Lesnar.

[Emperor Smeat]

If there ever was a time to bring back that flatbed truck match WCW once had, this might be it.

Just have Taker and Brock constantly fighting during the whole trip to Summerslam while a bunch of wrestlers try to break them up every so often but constantly fail.

[GD]

lol at the Indian looking police officer.

[Tom Guycott]

Is that one officer Sim Snuka?

[Dark One]

R Truth is gonna be Got.

Gonna get got.

[GD]

No Cena, Stardust, Rollins, Kane, or J&J security. Neville?

[Savio]

John Cena isn't doing shit
John is TOO BIG for this segment.

[Frank Drebin]

Gotta get dat
boom boom booooooom
gotta get dat

[Droford]

So obviously..this shoukd be a hell in a Cell match despite there being the HIaC ppv 2 months later

[ClockShot]

I just hope Paul Heyman is alright. Always gotta be concerned for that man's well being.

[Corndad]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKZmpbYWwAAwASP.jpg

[GD]

So obviously..this shoukd be a hell in a Cell match despite there being the HIaC ppv 2 months later

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[RawRocks]

This isnt over tonight .. and we know it.

[Tom Guycott]

Viktor first out, and now R Truth as voice of reason lol

the whole brawl needs to be dissected and discussed in a separate thread.

[Savio]

No Cena, Stardust, Rollins, Kane, or J&J security. Neville?
Give Kane a break, his leg is broken.

[Lock Jaw]

Taker looks like Liza Minnelli....

[Tom Guycott]

No Cena, Stardust, Rollins, Kane, or J&J security. Neville?

Also, I thought The Usos were out of action.

[Droford]

This isnt over tonight .. and we know it.

They gonna be fightin in the pokey pokey pokey maggle

[Tom Guycott]

I respect you... bookerman!

[Lock Jaw]

Also, I thought The Usos were out of action.

The uninjured one was there

[Crimson]

Someone gif Undertaker hitting Viktor before he gets his hand grabbed to start the hype

[Droford]

It should come out Rollins was behind Taker coming back

[Tom Guycott]

The uninjured one was there

Thought I saw them both

[GD]

Bray Wyatt is the new "Enigmatic Superstar".

[GD]

Thought I saw them both

Just one.

[ClockShot]

Got Harper back. Now where's Rowan so this mistake can be fixed?

[Droford]

James Storm vs Bray Wyatt battle of the bearded Revolutions

[Lock Jaw]

"Cryptic promos releasing Luke Harper"

"Cryptic promo with Luke Harper back"

[GD]

Got Harper back. Now where's Rowan so this mistake can be fixed?

He will assist Wyatt score another pinfall victory over Roman at a future PPV.

[Corndad]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">probably one of the best chokeslams ever <a href="http://t.co/qVHz7YzFko">pic.twitter.com/qVHz7YzFko</a></p>&mdash; WrestlinGifs (@WrestlinGifs) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlinGifs/status/623301335950057472">July 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/BKXh1wb.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

Got Harper back. Now where's Rowan so this mistake can be fixed?

Out for a while with an injury. Hopefully the Family is still around when he returns.

[Droford]

Can't wait for Rollins to reform the Shield

"Hey guys..seriously I was just joking"

[GD]

Wasn't Rollins going to cut a promo?

[GD]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">probably one of the best chokeslams ever <a href="http://t.co/qVHz7YzFko">pic.twitter.com/qVHz7YzFko</a></p>&mdash; WrestlinGifs (@WrestlinGifs) <a href="https://twitter.com/WrestlinGifs/status/623301335950057472">July 21, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Fucking A!

[Droford]

Lol Dean Ambrose.

[RawRocks]

wonder if Seth Rollins also comes out lol

[GD]

Saxton blocking the view of the fans sitting behind him.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/H3cKtbs.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-07-20)

[Dark One]

Reigns really selling the arm.

[Droford]

All the chairs lying around and Byron has to stand for the entire match

[RawRocks]

Why Saxton standing up like a hyena about to wet itself?

[Lock Jaw]

Falling asleep on couch.... would have been good time for Divas segment now..

[GD]

I don't like CFO$

[Dark One]

Nice, Dean gets his music played too. Must have been a "Randy Orton PPV Break" and not a "Who's this guy?" break.

[GD]

Would be cool if Lesnar went back to his wrestling tights.

[Droford]

Wasn't Rollins going to cut a promo?

He obviously got lost in the back of the arena

[Emperor Smeat]

Someone gif Undertaker hitting Viktor before he gets his hand grabbed to start the hype

This one?

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[Frank Drebin]

I know they have to hammer home the idea that taker/lesnar is on for Summer Slam, but do we need to see the same promo 3 times in 15 mins?

[Savio]

I know they have to hammer home the idea that taker/lesnar is on for Summer Slam, but do we need to see the same promo 3 times in 15 mins?
Gotta fill 3 hours somehow.

[Lock Jaw]

Seems like the only one left for Rollins to face at Summerslam is Randy Orton.... and we've already seen that match a lot recently.

[Heyman]

Undertaker is going to suck Brock Lesnar's dick at Summerslam.

[Lock Jaw]

Unless Rollins is going to face THE DEMON KANE

[Droford]

Sting should come out.

[Frank Drebin]

Please not Orton or Sheamus....please not Orton or Sheamus.....

[Lock Jaw]

Promo going on way too long....

[Frank Drebin]

Promo going on way too long....

Gotta fill 3 hours somehow.

[Droford]

Oh come the fuck on

[Frank Drebin]

oh no.....

[Corndad]

Oh No. Cena is getting the Title shot isn't he

[Lock Jaw]

Oh. Ok. Time for Cena to go back up to the main event?

[RawRocks]

THANK YOU CENA FOR ENDING THIS CRAP

[Frank Drebin]

I take back what I said about Orton and Sheamus.

[Frank Drebin]

I'm with you, Rollins. Get out of there and let him do his thing before he asks for a title shot.

[Frank Drebin]

Save_us Owens

[Frank Drebin]

There's Owenbrown with the #lolcenawins sign

[Corndad]

I had outside hope they would give us a random Cesaro shot since they have Lesnar/Taker to Main Event.

[Emperor Smeat]

So that whole thing was for absolutely nothing in the end?

[Dark One]

So that whole thing was for absolutely nothing in the end?

It was for OMG BURIED

[RawRocks]

I am guessing Champion vs Champion at SummerSlam in a double Championship match?

[Lock Jaw]

So that whole thing was for absolutely nothing in the end?

It is so Seth Rollins can cost John Cena his title, and then since Cena will be "angry" he won't use his rematch, letting there just be a new US Champion, while he goes to face Rollins for the title.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Becky Lynch theme...... (and Becky Lynch)

[Lock Jaw]

TWO DIVAS MATCHES?! They're really doing it!!

[Droford]

2 Divas matches in one night!

[Emperor Smeat]

It is so Seth Rollins can cost John Cena his title, and then since Cena will be "angry" he won't use his rematch, letting there just be a new US Champion, while he goes to face Rollins for the title.

So basically what people have been assuming for a while about what happens post-US reign.

Challenge series idea probably gets dropped as well since I doubt the WWE would continue it if Cena is WWE champ. That fits a lot better in the midcard than a main event thing.

[#1-norm-fan]

Someone needs to edit that gif of Charlotte jumping over the top rope and missing The Bellas horribly into the pic of Ric Flair crying from last week.

[Lock Jaw]

Paige and Becky tag team..... My dream has come true......

[GD]

Summer did not knock up Brie, Michael. That would be weird.

[Droford]

Paige and Becky tag team..... My dream has come true......

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ae/0f/aa/ae0faaebd31bafb626c26863e25cd04a.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Like Becky Lynch's other ring gear more, though.....

[RawRocks]

so when will we get a Divas Tag Team Championship?

[Dark One]

Allllll riiiight!

Sasha + Becky = A+

[#1-norm-fan]

So basically what people have been assuming for a while about what happens post-US reign or the same template to almost every new Cena title feud.

Challenge series idea probably gets dropped as well since I doubt the WWE would continue it if Cena is WWE champ. That fits a lot better in the midcard than a main event thing.

They could have him still do the weekly open challenge but with a title SHOT on the line instead of the title.

[GD]

Like Becky Lynch's other ring gear more, though.....

Agree to disagree.

[Dark One]

Someone needs to edit that gif of Charlotte jumping over the top rope and missing The Bellas horribly into the pic of Ric Flair crying from last week.

Give me a little bit. I can do this.

[Lock Jaw]

Agree to disagree.

I don't agree to that.

[tman220]

so no Sting then?

[Volare]

Tuned in just in time for Becky!! :D

[Blonde Moment]

PAige should dye her hair white, they could call themselves Fire and ICe

[GD]

Chrisley's show is bad enough to be entertaining.

[#1-norm-fan]

Give me a little bit. I can do this.

Yessssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Simple Fan]

What is JBL doing comparing the Bella Empire to the nWo. Lol

[#1-norm-fan]

"Is this gonna be the NWO that was successful or WCW's attempt at WWE that was not successful?"

What the shit is JBL talking about?

[Volare]

The Daed Man! lmfao that twitter feed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Nikki is really boring when it comes to commentary stuff.

[Volare]

Sasha!! :D