WWE RAW 8/3 feat. Tribute to Hot Rod, The Knee that beat John Cena's Nose, and Mayor of Suplex City's return

[Emperor Smeat]

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A storm is coming to Raw, and its name is Brock Lesnar.

The last time we saw The Beast Incarnate on WWE television, he sparked a melee with The Undertaker that was so intense, it required the intervention of nearly the entire WWE locker room and local law enforcement, who detained The Anomaly and escorted him from the arena. Now, two weeks later, Lesnar is confirmed to be at Raw. What do The Beast and his vocal advocate, Paul Heyman, have planned for Monday night’s hottest show?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Great news <a href="https://twitter.com/danawhite">@danawhite</a>, tonight's episode of &quot;fake shit&quot; is absolutely free and will probably be the highest rated show on cable. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/628188789433856000">August 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

A guy in line gave us some signs.

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[Droford]

The guy at the door will probably take them

[ClockShot]

Put it in your back pocket.

[Poit]

We still have the signs.

[Poit]

Also, the New Day Clap is spreading through the crowd.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Also, the New Day Clap is spreading through the crowd.

Euggghhhh...sounds particularly nasty...I hope you brought protection.

[VSG]

Good crowd I see

[Dark One]

We still have the signs.

WHAT ABOUT THE MORE IMPORTANT SIGN?

[Mercenary]

:(

[Corndad]

Man. Way too many of these Tributes recently :(

[ClockShot]

VINCE, HE'S HERE!

[Savio]

Was Brock or Cena on stage?

[Dark One]

Okay, moment of levity to counterbalance that.

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[Tom Guycott]

Fuck yeah! Thank you, Roddy, indeed.

[Simple Fan]

Cool video WWE always does great on them.

[road doggy dogg]

going to TUNE IN to raw tonight... better be good

[Tom Guycott]

Okay, moment of levity to counterbalance that.

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If it doesn't work as a meme, you don't do it on social media

[ClockShot]

Rollins.

Kinda wanna see Jon Stewart come back once more.

[Simple Fan]

Like the shirt

[Tom Guycott]

Cool video WWE always does great on them.

... yeah, but this is one area I wish they would suck at due to lack of practice.:'(

[ClockShot]

Never Shut Up.

Should pick that up.

[Dark One]

Like the shirt

I must have it.

[Dark One]

So good.

http://demandware.edgesuite.net/aaiw_prd/on/demandware.static/Sites-wwe-Site/Sites/default/dw2b62a008/images/homeslider/CantCKnee_980x470.jpg

[road doggy dogg]

seth's lisp always bugs me

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Thank You Rollins chant for taking out Cena

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Thank You Rollins chant. Did us all a favor.

[Dark One]

Not in stock until the end of August? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

Poit! Are they available there right now?

[KIRA]

HA Thank you Rollins

[ClockShot]

BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLack & white pictures.

[Tom Guycott]

seth's lisp always bugs me

It's nowhere near as cumbersome as Cody's. And both of those combined don't equal Thwagger's.


Suddenly, Cole's comment about Cena's nose reminded me of Steiner "fractionin' my face"

[RVDmark]

Did the crowd just turn heel?

[ClockShot]

I wanna the see Brock vs. Seth re-rematch.

[Savio]

Nooo not title for title plz.

[Tom Guycott]

Cena now forms a tag team with Wade Barrett: Broke Nose Bros.

[owenbrown]

well fuck bye bye Rollins :wavesad:

[Simple Fan]

seth's lisp always bugs me

He says championship like Daffy Duck.

[Dark One]

Title vs. title?

Yeah, no way that doesn't end in DQ/no-contest.

[owenbrown]

forfeit the U.S. title?! :D

[Tom Guycott]

I hope this is going in an Ultimate Warrior direction...

[ClockShot]

*cue Brock Lesnar's music*

[Savio]

Lesnars music plz hit!

[Corndad]

C'mon Cesaro

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ commercial break, such a momentum sapper

[Tom Guycott]

Haha... "Are there gonna be any takers?"

:shows promo for 'Taker:

[RVDmark]

Rollins is better at Cena's schtick than Cena is.

[RawRocks]

SHeamus or Ambrose??

[Poit]

WHAT ABOUT THE MORE IMPORTANT SIGN?

Forgot it in my office. :(

[Simple Fan]

Fucking storm going through knocked out the satellite.

[road doggy dogg]

hey @Poit so wtf happens during shit like this

Seth cuts huge promo, OPEN TITLE MATCH TONIGHT

then we get a fucking commercial break

what is happening @the ring during all this

is Seth just kinda standing and killing time...

[ClockShot]

What the?!

Impromptu interview?!

[Tom Guycott]

Honestly, as unlikely as that would be, I would jizz myself if Daniel Bryan's music hit in a "surprise, I'm medically cleared".

But realistically, I want to see Cesaro here, too. Best possible way to step him up. Doesn't even have to win. Doesn't even have to lose dirty (but there will be bullshit afoot, of course) but have Cesaro be a threat, and Rollins step up without help.

[road doggy dogg]

"ARE YOU SERIOUS JOJO"

[Dark One]

Forgot it in my office. :(

You son of a bitch.

[Corndad]

C'mon Daniel Bryan You can hit those requirements.

[Emperor Smeat]

Title vs. title?

Yeah, no way that doesn't end in DQ/no-contest.

Probably the worst way to end SummerSlam now that it's a supershow like Mania. Then again Cena winning would probably also get the same amount of booing just because of Flair's record and New York/Brooklyn being a WWE hotbed.

[ClockShot]

El Torito.

Logic dictates he could totally win this.

Neville..............not so much.

[Tom Guycott]

Who are you to doubt El Dandy, Jojo?

[RawRocks]

Adrian Fucking Nevile :D

[Dark One]

IT'S SECRETLY BROCK LESNAR IN THAT COSTUME.

[Tom Guycott]

Or... El Torito, i guess.

[RVDmark]

C'mon Daniel Bryan You can hit those requirements.

I was hoping :(

[Dark One]

Forgot it in my office. :(

BORROW A MARKER AND GET SHIT DONE.

OR buy me a NEVER SHUT UP shirt if they're already available there. You know, whichever.

[Tom Guycott]

Swerve, fuckers!

[RawRocks]

Please Neville win the title.. do us a favour!

[Corndad]

Probably the worst way to end SummerSlam now that it's a supershow like Mania. Then again Cena winning would probably also get the same amount of booing just because of Flair's record and New York/Brooklyn being a WWE hotbed.

I was assuming Taker/Brock closes the show?

[Simple Fan]

Who answered the challenge? Satellite is still out.

[Dark One]

Please Neville win the title.. do us a favour!

I'm afraid I've got some bad news...

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[road doggy dogg]

mid-match commercials are my #1 wrestling pet peeve by a very very wide margin

[Tom Guycott]

Who answered the challenge? Satellite is still out.

Appeared to be El Torito, but SWERVE, it was Neville.

[Simple Fan]

Thanks.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It's nowhere near as cumbersome as Cody's. And both of those combined don't equal Thwagger's.


Suddenly, Cole's comment about Cena's nose reminded me of Steiner "fractionin' my face"

Have both of you bathturds forgotten about Bobby Lashley? Thufferin' thuccotash!

[Tom Guycott]

I kinda hope Neville wins, but due to a technicality, the decision gets reversed, and we get a "Jericho never happened" moment... because nobody expects Neville to really have a chance here.

[Tom Guycott]

Have both of you bathturds forgotten about Bobby Lashley? Thufferin' thuccotash!

But after that, Lashley pretty much never spoke again. The other guys here have promo'd since. Cody has kinda changed hismfrom a hinderance to part of the persona... almost like Cobra Commander's ssssssssspech impediment.

[ClockShot]

Ruh-roh.

[Tom Guycott]

By the way, I'm posting on my tablet, and I keep missing the space bar and hitting "m", and I am already sick of editing my posts. So advance apologies.

[RawRocks]

Bullshit!

[road doggy dogg]

jesus

[dronepool]

Still not a Neville fan.

[road doggy dogg]

thought he had it there haha... such a mark :$

[Frank Drebin]

Perfectly booked match. Love it.

[ClockShot]

Damn, Neville. Gotta do that Red Arrow much faster.

[Tom Guycott]

Right there. Should have counted 3 and feigned a title change.

[Emperor Smeat]

The Seth Rollins "El Torito Open Challenge" was good.

[Dark One]

I love a good competitive WWE Championship match on free TV. Something I miss from the 90s and early 2000s.

[Emperor Smeat]

Neville came really close to piledriving himself with that Pedigree.

[DAMN iNATOR]

By the way, I'm posting on my tablet, and I keep missing the space bar and hitting "m", and I am already sick of editing my posts. So advance apologies.

Now you know of my pain.

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... weren't Lose Matadores and Lucha Dragon just feuding? Now they're together in an 8 man tag? Is this the new LWO?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wait... weren't Lose Matadores and Lucha Dragon just feuding? Now they're together in an 8 man tag? Is this the new LWO?

I hope not.

[Dark One]

Wait... weren't Lose Matadores and Lucha Dragon just feuding? Now they're together in an 8 man tag? Is this the new LWO?

No.

They're the new Mexicools.

[Tom Guycott]

Yes! This will remain a thing for New Day!

[Tom Guycott]

No.

They're the new Mexicools.

I was about to drop a Mexicools, lawn mower riding joke, but New Day did the skip entrance and diverted my attention.

[road doggy dogg]

seriously another commercial

about to turn this thing off

[Tom Guycott]

seriously another commercial

about to turn this thing off

Clap therapy would help

[RawRocks]

if there is a commercial in the next match I will flip the channel.

[Poit]

This is Bayley's hometown. Hoping for some hugs.

[Tom Guycott]

Oh shit. Did je just miss Big E?

[Innovator]

BECKY LYNCH ALERT

[Simple Fan]

Satellite signal just came back on, caught New Day get the win.

[Corndad]

Still can't get believe how over New Day got. I thought they would be wrestling on Superstars within a month.

[road doggy dogg]

Bellas seem "really terrible" compared to every other women's wrestler on the roster right now

[Innovator]

It has to be her accent/tone, but Nikki's voice is fucking irritating

[Innovator]

WHY NOT BECKY'S MUSIC?!

[Corndad]

Submission Sorority huh.

[Emperor Smeat]

Team Pinkie Swear would have been a way better name.

[KIRA]

Submission Sorority...It will grow on me

[Tom Guycott]

You sure, WWE? You sure it's not TEAM Submission Sorority?!?

[Dark One]

Wish they'd quit using Charlotte's theme instead of Becky or Paige's. Don't like the RIC FLAIR TECHNO REMIX. Her theme before that was pretty decent, but RIC FLAIR CLUB 2015 FEAT DJ TIESTO is not great.

[Tom Guycott]

Team Pinkie Swear would have been a way better name.

4 Horsewomen would be even better (with Bayley, o'course)

[KIRA]

Still can't get believe how over New Day got. I thought they would be wrestling on Superstars within a month.

Heel New Day is a rare brilliant move but the fans started it the WWE just did the smart thing and ran with it

[slik]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Literally blew the roof off <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NXTLakeland?src=hash">#NXTLakeland</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ouch?src=hash">#ouch</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/B%C3%A1lorClub?src=hash">#BálorClub</a> <a href="http://t.co/nuBNyhozeo">pic.twitter.com/nuBNyhozeo</a></p>&mdash; Finn Bálor (@wwebalor) <a href="https://twitter.com/wwebalor/status/627607695726612480">August 1, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[RawRocks]

i give up.. three matches.. three commercial breaks in the matches.

[Tom Guycott]

No sell by Fox.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Literally blew the roof off <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NXTLakeland?src=hash">#NXTLakeland</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/ouch?src=hash">#ouch</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/B%C3%A1lorClub?src=hash">#BálorClub</a> <a href="http://t.co/nuBNyhozeo">pic.twitter.com/nuBNyhozeo</a></p>&mdash; Finn Bálor (@wwebalor) <a href="https://twitter.com/wwebalor/status/627607695726612480">August 1, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Could have his own special nickname like Neville, "The Man That Ceilings Forgot"

[Corndad]

Heel New Day is a rare brilliant move but the fans started it the WWE just did the smart thing and ran with it

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut every once in a while, I suppose lol

[Simple Fan]

What the hell was that the tripped Alicia Fox out before commercial? Rewound it like 4 times and can't tell. Anyone else see that?

[Dark One]

Could have his own special nickname like Neville, "The Man That Ceilings Forgot"

Pretty sure it's The Man That Forgot Ceilings. That ceiling definitely did not forget him.

[Tom Guycott]

What the hell was that the tripped Alicia Fox out before commercial? Rewound it like 4 times and can't tell. Anyone else see that?

Paige hit her in the back. Guessimg she wasn't supposed to make it over that far before the ref stopped her.

[Savio]

This would be more of a divas revolution if these matches meant something.

[Tom Guycott]

... or if they were all, you know, gunning for the champ instead of clique warfare.

[Dark One]

I would prefer if Charlotte did not win so often. Seriously hate that theme.

[Simple Fan]

Paige hit her in the back. Guessimg she wasn't supposed to make it over that far before the ref stopped her.

Ok, watched it over like 5 times and thought a ghost blew Bries hair and freaked Alicia out. Couldn't see Paige in the camera.

[Tom Guycott]

That was why I said Fox no sold.

[Corndad]

I might be in the minority but actually am looking forward to the Austin Podcast with Paige tonight. I'll be curious if he throws a Hogan question in there.

[Dark One]

I might be in the minority and actually am looking forward to the Austin Podcast with Paige tonight. I'll be curious if he throws a Hogan question in there.

"As an INCREDIBLY white girl, how you feel 'bout DAT CAT HOGAN's feelings on the black people?"

[Dark One]

"Great, NOW BOUT DAT CAT SUHZZARHO."

[Emperor Smeat]

Found it on another forum but think the WWE needs to reconsider calling Team Paige & Friends the "Submission Sorority" just because of what happens when you Google that name.

[Mercenary]

Classy move Miz

[Innovator]

There is no way this doesn't end with Owens murder death killing Miz

[Dark One]

65% of a kilt is one of the least ridiculous things Miz has worn in months.

[Emperor Smeat]

I would prefer if Charlotte did not win so often. Seriously hate that theme.

Starting to become a bit obvious she's the current choice to beat Nikki for the belt or come out of the Revolution as the next mega star for the division.

[Tom Guycott]

There is no way this doesn't end with Owens murder death killing Miz

Unless he hits him with a coconut

[road doggy dogg]

WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO

[Dark One]

Cesaro's new theme:

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[road doggy dogg]

CESARO SECTION looks good

[Tom Guycott]

That is better than this shit he's currently using.

[Savio]

Found it on another forum but think the WWE needs to reconsider calling Team Paige & Friends the "Submission Sorority" just because of what happens when you Google that name.https://www.google.com/search?q=submission+sorority&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8

[road doggy dogg]

Cesaro looks fuckin' swag as hell

[Dark One]

Found it on another forum but think the WWE needs to reconsider calling Team Paige & Friends the "Submission Sorority" just because of what happens when you Google that name.

:naughty:

[Crimson]

Lol chair getting stuck in Owens' ass

[road doggy dogg]

ROFL got stuck in the chair

[Dark One]

I love Miz's "FIGHT GUYS. THIS IS HILARIOUS" face in the background.

[road doggy dogg]

Miz getting pwned

[Tom Guycott]

Lol at Miz right now

[road doggy dogg]

WALK
OWENS
WALK

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Miz's reactions and getting owned

[Dark One]

Poit. Start a "YOU WALKED OUT" chant.

[Savio]

Cesaro was pulling a Lex Luger there.

[road doggy dogg]

who was that fish-looking woman with THE DEMON RUSEV

[Tom Guycott]

I love Miz's "FIGHT GUYS. THIS IS HILARIOUS" face in the background.

I hope someone screencaps that

[Dark One]

I like this Owens/Cesaro feud. I know people wanted Owens to beat John Cena thrice and main event the next six Wrestlemanias, but I think an extended Owens/Cesaro feud could be a Rock/Austin-style feud that elevates both guys and gives them a chance to grow and get over without having to gamble everything on them.

[Poit]

Poit. Start a "YOU WALKED OUT" chant.

We were chanting "walk Owens walk".

[Dark One]

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[Poit]

hey @Poit so wtf happens during shit like this

Seth cuts huge promo, OPEN TITLE MATCH TONIGHT

then we get a fucking commercial break

what is happening @the ring during all this

is Seth just kinda standing and killing time...

Random video packages, like a recap of Wrestlemania or Tribute to the Troops.

[Poit]

Also, commercials for WWE stuff, like the Flinstones movie.

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Vince and Triple H hanging back to watch the Roddy Piper tribute video. <a href="http://t.co/jnKdfVZeE9">pic.twitter.com/jnKdfVZeE9</a></p>&mdash; Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/628356882319605760">August 4, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

RUSEV with LESS ATTRACTIVE REPLACEMENT LANA

[Mercenary]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Vince and Triple H hanging back to watch the Roddy Piper tribute video. <a href="http://t.co/jnKdfVZeE9">pic.twitter.com/jnKdfVZeE9</a></p>&mdash; Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/628356882319605760">August 4, 2015</a></blockquote>
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:(

[Tom Guycott]

The Super Athlete and Lana #2

[Dark One]

Pretty much like when Marc Mero got rid of Sable and picked up Jacqueline.

[Dark One]

When was the last time Mark Henry won a match?

[Emperor Smeat]

who was that fish-looking woman with THE DEMON RUSEV

Summer Rae

[Tom Guycott]

Damn, I miss Henry's "ALL WILL SUFFER" shirt during that part of his entrance.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sorry for my lack of participation tonight...stupid connection has been being a huge fucking dick to me all evening.

[StuartFinnigan]

Rollins is better at Cena's schtick than Cena is.

No he's not man. Love him or hate him, cenas been doing this stuff for over 12 years and has been carrying the company for like 12 of them. Rollins ha potential but he's no John Cena yet.

[Shisen Kopf]

Worlds strongest jobber Mark Henry. Wow, he used to be a champ and now he's just a chump.

[Dark One]

"YOU WANT TO GIVE US A LOT OF MONEY? WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, RETARDED?"

[Poit]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Vince and Triple H hanging back to watch the Roddy Piper tribute video. <a href="http://t.co/jnKdfVZeE9">pic.twitter.com/jnKdfVZeE9</a></p>&mdash; Dan Ryckert (@DanRyckert) <a href="https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/628356882319605760">August 4, 2015</a></blockquote>
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Yeah. Stephanie was there too, you just can't see her in the picture.

[StuartFinnigan]

Worlds strongest jobber Mark Henry. Wow, he used to be a champ and now he's just a chump.

He's getting old man, it happens.

[Tom Guycott]

Was that a Dalton Castle sign bbehind the announce team?

[Poit]

Man, that had a very "supervillain team-up" feel.

[Dark One]

Was that a Dalton Castle sign bbehind the announce team?

It better have been.

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[DAMN iNATOR]

#LOLRYDER

[Tom Guycott]

Man, that had a very "supervillain team-up" feel.

I like the subtlety of that look they exchanged, too. Sheamus looks like he'll betray them at the drop of a hat, and Bray just oozed insincerity at the word "friends"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh dear. This may be a shorter match than when Bob Backlund lost his title.

[Dark One]

BAHRUTT vs Ryder? ONE MAN MUST WIN.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Just bullhammer his ass, Wade. FFS.

[Tom Guycott]

#LOLRYDER

Job on Raw, wins on NXT with Mojo.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Zack rockin' them NXT colors tonight, eh?

[Tom Guycott]

Oh hell... King Barrett

[Emperor Smeat]

Besides not losing as much, feel like Barrett would be better if he had some sort of stable for his kingdom.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ryder actually gave it the old college try, good for him.

Alas, 'twas all for naught.

[Tom Guycott]

BAHRUTT vs Ryder? ONE MAN MUST WIN.

SWERVE! DOUBLE COUNTOUT!

[Dark One]

POIT! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THERE! Lesnar may suplex the entire arena.

[Tom Guycott]

What will happen to TPWW if Poit gets hit by a flying car door?

[DAMN iNATOR]

"LESNAR 'RETURNS' TO RAW AFTER HAVING BEEN ON RAW THE PAST SEVERAL WEEKS IN A ROW! ZOMG!!!11!!"

Seriously, commentators, lets tone down the screaming hyperbole a little huh?

[DAMN iNATOR]

What will happen to TPWW if Poit gets hit by a flying car door?

They'll just give him a whole bunch of free shit and he'll never return. :(

[Tom Guycott]

"You can't kill what won't die."

Undertaker is a Mattitude Follower?

[road doggy dogg]

THE DEMON LESNAR

[DAMN iNATOR]

Poit, stay alert. I don't want to see you getting lost in Suplex City, alright? :( :'(

[Dark One]

"You can't kill what won't die."

Undertaker is a Mattitude Follower?

Matt Fact: Brock Lesnar killed Matt Hardy.

[Innovator]

It better have been.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/9553abdfddd8494b7d181acda9ac5a22/tumblr_nmpzsmeWYq1qlhou3o2_500.gif

OUTTA NOWHERE

[DAMN iNATOR]

"You can't kill what won't die."

Undertaker is a Mattitude Follower?

Hey, if Shannon Moore can be an MF'er...

[Innovator]

POIT, BROCK HAS A PROJECTILE. ON YOUR FEET

[DAMN iNATOR]

I secretly LOVED the Matt Facts during Hardy's entrance when he was "Matt Hardy, 'version 1'".

"VEE-UHH ONE-UHH!"

[Dark One]

POIT, BROCK HAS A PROJECTILE. ON YOUR FEET

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. /cesarotheme

[Savio]

Will undertakers' paranormal smoke come out of the steps?

[Corndad]

Heyman is quite good at his job, eh.

[Emperor Smeat]

According to sources close to TPWW, Vince begged for Broooooooooooooooooock Lesnar to return to tv for SummerSlam. Paul Heyman said it on tv so it must be true.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Matt Fact: Brock Lesnar killed Matt Hardy.

So THAT'S why he wasn't around to slap the tornado in Owendale, MI last night...

[Dark One]

OUTTA NOWHERE

https://38.media.tumblr.com/4b53f2f0f3b00ee0739d5bc255055f1e/tumblr_njkls6TdtF1qeuiqyo1_500.gif

[road doggy dogg]

I would love if Lesnar was allowed to suplex Undertaker 20+ times straight

or if he just did it anyway

[Dark One]

Jesus Christ Paul Heyman.

[Dark One]

95% sure Paul Heyman was having an aneurysm at the end.

[Emperor Smeat]

Been said countless of times before but Paul Heyman is amazing on the mic.

[Innovator]

Only Heyman can slip into Latin mid promo

[DAMN iNATOR]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. /cesarotheme

POIT, ARE YOU ALRIGHT? DO YOU READ ME?! WE ARE SENDING IN AN EXFIL TEAM, HANG TIGHT!

[Dark One]

John Cena with a Candice Michelle nose.

[Poit]

Guys, I survived the presence of THE BEAST INCARNATE, BROCK LESNAR. Thanks for your concern.

[Tom Guycott]

I secretly LOVED the Matt Facts during Hardy's entrance when he was "Matt Hardy, 'version 1'".

"VEE-UHH ONE-UHH!"

I publicly liked Matt Facts. And the "webstreaming" filter on his entrance.

[Poit]

Also, Paul Heyman threw the mic to the timekeeper's area and someone there caught it. It was kinda the perfect ending punctuation to that promo.

[Tom Guycott]

https://38.media.tumblr.com/4b53f2f0f3b00ee0739d5bc255055f1e/tumblr_njkls6TdtF1qeuiqyo1_500.gif

No, but seriously. .. is that a Party Peacock sign? Kinda looks like it is that, or someone holding the faceplate from The Rock's bhrama bull belt.

[Dark One]

Also, Paul Heyman threw the mic to the timekeeper's area and someone there caught it. It was kinda the perfect ending punctuation to that promo.

Gonna need you to confirm whether or not they're selling NEVER SHUT UP shirts at merch.

I don't want to wait until September to get one, and I'm going to Smackdown next week. I need to know if I need to bring extra crash.

[Dark One]

No, but seriously. .. is that a Party Peacock sign? Kinda looks like it is that, or someone holding the faceplate from The Rock's bhrama bull belt.

https://33.media.tumblr.com/8b2c7edfb3ab83b5cd74fd38df7fd4c7/tumblr_nlr1huMvvf1qivspno1_400.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Thanks guys, I totally forgot what happened barely an hour ago...WHEW, that was close! :roll:

[Dark One]

WWE going to have to do some SERIOUS SEO after tonight.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Feel like I could listen to Paige's theme forever abd not get bored of it, it's that good.

[Poit]

Gonna need you to confirm whether or not they're selling NEVER SHUT UP shirts at merch.

I don't want to wait until September to get one, and I'm going to Smackdown next week. I need to know if I need to bring extra crash.

We did not see any.

[Dark One]

CEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAROOOOOOOOOOOO SECTION

http://i.imgur.com/FLVPQaj.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

Speaking of shitty themes...

[Poit]

We were passing along signs in our section. :y:

[Shisen Kopf]

Naomi and Lana should form a team called Team Backwards.

[owenbrown]

Naomi and Lana should form a team called Team Backwards.

:lol: :naughty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Gonna need you to confirm whether or not they're selling NEVER SHUT UP shirts at merch.

I don't want to wait until September to get one, and I'm going to Smackdown next week. I need to know if I need to bring extra crash.

Do they say "NEVER SHUT UP" or "NEVER SHUTS UP"? Because I could swear Seth was wearing one that said "SHUTS", plural.

Nit to nitpick or criticize, just sayin'.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well, that was...something. Yeeeeaaaaahhhh. Yep. Mmm-hmm, that was something alright...

[Dark One]

It was indeed Never Shuts Up.

[Dark One]

Arrow popped up on my Netflix queue this weekend. Pretty good. Kind of interested in Stephen Amell showing up now.

[Frank Drebin]

Eden Styles (Mrs. Cody) is easily the hottest female working for WWE

[Poit]

There's a table set up in the ring with an open MitB briefcase. Now the Authority is coming out. What's happening?

[Poit]

Is this segment on TV?

[Frank Drebin]

not yet

[Dark One]

Eden Styles (Mrs. Cody) is easily the hottest female working for WWE

There is a strong case.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/04/brandialexisreed7-1.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

That photo of Amell looked kinda like a cosplay of Dr. Strange.

[Dark One]

There's a table set up in the ring with an open MitB briefcase. Now the Authority is coming out. What's happening?

Is this segment on TV?

They're doing a "contract signing" for a little kid that submitted a Tough Enough video.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Tonight's the big night for Elijah!
RT <a href="https://twitter.com/TripleH">@TripleH</a> Steph &amp; I are pleased to announce the newest <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE">@WWE</a> Superstar, Elijah! <a href="http://t.co/t9vDfRTZ1s">http://t.co/t9vDfRTZ1s</a></p>&mdash; Vince McMahon (@VinceMcMahon) <a href="https://twitter.com/VinceMcMahon/status/628282295103975426">August 3, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[Poit]

This is an honorary contract signing for a kid with cancer. I think it's not on TV.

[Dark One]

This is an honorary contract signing for a kid with cancer. I think it's not on TV.

Kid has to go to developmental first before he gets on TV.

[Tom Guycott]

Eden Styles (Mrs. Cody) is easily the hottest female working for WWE

There is a strong case.

http://www.finheaven.com/images/imported/2010/04/brandialexisreed7-1.jpg

She needs to pick up the slack left vacant by Layla. Hopefully, she can lace up those triforce boots her husband got her sometime...

[Frank Drebin]

Does it have to be the exact same montage from the opening? I mean, its great and all but......

[RawRocks]

Does it have to be the exact same montage from the opening? I mean, its great and all but......

must be time filler for the local segment not on TV

[Frank Drebin]

Going to start timing the recaps and replays for Raw. Bet they total 20 mins.

[Frank Drebin]

Got damn, Brandi. You got a butt that just won't quit fgargeqrgfasdfasrr4tr Five dollars? Get outta here....

[Dark One]

Thought for at least half a second that Dean Ambrose was the ghost of Piper.

[Dark One]

Got damn, Brandi. You got a butt that just won't quit fgargeqrgfasdfasrr4tr Five dollars? Get outta here....

http://i4.minus.com/jbrpnYwM0wUoix.jpg

[Frank Drebin]

Need to get into the wrestling business......

[DAMN iNATOR]

Didn't catch the tribute earlier, so, nice move by them for people tuning in late.

I know Piper will never have to worry about running out of bubble gum again. :'(

[Frank Drebin]

Can't focus.

Now I know how James Steele feels whenever Triple H is on TV

[Tom Guycott]

Roman: "It's time to get rowdy."


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[owenbrown]

DEAN. FUCKING. AMBROSE.

[Frank Drebin]

Yall remember when CM Punk smacked that fan that one time? Always wonder when Reigns might have to do that himself.

[Tom Guycott]

Wouldn't have been surprised if Ambrose rocked the tartan and some plain blue tights.