in this thread we discuss MENG - TPWW official HAKU and MENG discussion thread

[slik]

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https://heelzone.files.wordpress.com/2013/06/king-haku.jpg?w=530

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Meng was pretty bad-ass. WWE should bring him back. And JR.

"Bah gawd it's Meeng. And here comes Steeng. Bah gawd almighty Keeng it's Steeng and Meeng, what a slobberknocker"

Discuss.

***HAKU DISCUSSION ONLY***

***MENG DISCUSSION ONLY***

[Evil Vito]

Kevin Sullivan
During Kevin Sullivan's numerous shoot interviews, he's spoken extensively on his time working with Meng. He claims that on one occasion when Sullivan was a booker in WCW, he asked Meng to do something that wasn't major, but it wasn't completely the right thing to do. He said that Meng got a little upset and it was most scared he's ever been in his entire life, despite Meng not being that angry.

Sullivan also used Meng to his advantage. Sullivan had to inform a few guys that they would be losing an upcoming match. They wrestlers became upset and told Sullivan they refused to do the job. Sullivan told them that, instead of arguing, he would just go get Meng and have him take care of the situation. They guys immediately agreed to lose their matches if he promised not to go get Meng.

<font color=goldenrod>I love the idea of Meng being the real-life version of when Eric Bischoff would punish whatever babyface was bothering him on Raw by making them wrestle Kane.</font>

[Innovator]

His son, Tama Tonga, said that when he moved from Tonga to the US, Meng never smartened him up to wrestling and Tama would get into fight in school and DDT kids

[road doggy dogg]

thought this thread was for MENG haikus... disappointed...

[slik]

MENG haikus are also allowed and encouraged

[DAMN iNATOR]

You know who else should be brought back? Tatanka.

[Mercenary]

There was a man from the Island of Tonga. He went on to become a King of the ring, From King to to bodyguard he went, and then to ass kicking machine. He did return to rumble with the best, but alas he did win this is the story of Meng




Welp I tried :P

[DAMN iNATOR]

Please stay on topic. That is all.

[NormanSmiley]

Does this make haku a bad politicker because he could have scared any champ to lay down to him?

Loved haku/meng in any roly they ever gave him. Dude was fun

[Jura]

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[slik]

Meng is not fucking around

[Mr. Nerfect]

Meng was a boss.

[Emperor Smeat]

The quote comes from Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts, who portrayed one of the most terrifying characters of the 1980s era WWE. However, when speaking about Haku, Jake created a perfect hypothetical situation that shows just how dangerous the Tongan native is in real life during a shoot interview in 2013. In his own words:

If I had a gun and was sitting inside a tank with one shell left and Meng (Haku) is 300 yards away, he’s mine, right? Well the first thing I’m going to do is jump out of the tank and shoot myself because I don’t want to wound that son of a bitch and have him pissed off at me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Everyone sounds so hyperbolic about Meng's toughness that it almost sounds like an elaborate work. But it can't be.

[Frank Drebin]

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[Bad News Gertner]

Everyone sounds so hyperbolic about Meng's toughness that it almost sounds like an elaborate work. But it can't be.

He's Bo Jackson: everyone has a story about him, to the point that he's achieved legend status.

[Malfeitor]

Bah gawd it's Meeng. And here comes Steeng. Bah gawd almighty Keeng it's Steeng and Meeng, what a slobberknocker"

That fucking killed me.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>If you ever wanted to fuck somebody up as Meng/Haku in video game form, he just got announced for the WWE 2k16 roster:</font>

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2015/09/2kWWE_keyArt_Haku_01_f1.2-min-720x925.jpg

[Mercenary]

<font color=goldenrod>If you ever wanted to fuck somebody up as Meng/Haku in video game form, he just got announced for the WWE 2k16 roster:</font>

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/wordpress/stg.ign.com/2015/09/2kWWE_keyArt_Haku_01_f1.2-min-720x925.jpg


WHAT NO CROWN!!!!!!!?????????

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

(Crown Not Included)

He's in because he was in the 2001 Royal Rumble.

[Mercenary]

(Crown Not Included)

He's in because he was in the 2001 Royal Rumble.

No crown! Such bullshit

[Vastardikai]

I just mocked Haku
Ow! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
He bit my nose off

[Sixx]

I always thought he looked silly as shit, but I'd never say it to his face.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'd call Meng a mong, no problem. :o