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Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 06:28 PM
Since Big John became the Bellas step-dad and wwe.com noted it, and since there's no storylines to lead the Divas Revolution, Big John should return to manage them.

With the Bellas/Fox you could do a Charlie's Angels sort of thing with a heel twist.

"Good morning angels"

Good morning Johnny"

You could make that group complete shitheads and actually have reasoning behind why they are fighting each other.

Simple Fan
09-08-2015, 06:32 PM
I like it. They already bounce between heel and face enough might as well have a heel manager who thinks he's a face. Bella Power

The Condor
09-08-2015, 07:12 PM
Johnny Ace is hot

Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 07:19 PM
He certainly is

Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 07:20 PM
I literally have the greatest signature ever

Sixx
09-08-2015, 07:23 PM
I don't remember, who's that in the gif? STD, right?

Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 07:39 PM
Sure is

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 07:57 PM
Not keen on John Laurinaitis, but they should probably get him to run for President.

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 07:57 PM
I do want to see him show up on RAW and try and get John Cena to call him "Daddy."

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 07:58 PM
I mean, that's basically where the Triple H/Seth Rollins stuff is going, isn't it? Triple H & Johnny Ace vs. John Cena & Seth Rollins at Survivor Series.

Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 08:04 PM
I do want to see him show up on RAW and try and get John Cena to call him "Daddy."

Lol yes. The Bellas referring to him as dad would be awesome too

Lock Jaw
09-08-2015, 08:31 PM
I do want to see him show up on RAW and try and get John Cena to call him "Daddy."

Want this so bad....

Do an angle where Big Johnny turns up and just starts acting like Cena's dad, calling him "Little Johnny" and telling him to clean his room, etc.

Cena could then go crazy and start calling everyone terrorists.

Bad News Gertner
09-08-2015, 08:41 PM
Lol yes

Corkscrewed
09-08-2015, 09:01 PM
I was gonna be serious and have him be a male version of Kris Jenner, but everyone's ideas in this thread are even better.

Simple Fan
09-08-2015, 09:44 PM
Male version of Kris Jenner and you were trying to be serious ? I think that's an oxymoron.

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 10:34 PM
John Laurinaitis should be the star of Total Divas now. Episodes where he tries to bond with his new daughters would be hilarious.

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 10:35 PM
Has anyone heard that wrestling urban myth about Johnny Ace having that hot tub experience with The Bella Twins? Doesn't this just throw all sorts of shade on that?

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 10:37 PM
He should appear on RAW and say "My name is John Laurinaitis, and I am the former Executive Vice President of Talent Relations, the former General Manager of RAW and SmackDown, and the current father-in-law to be of Nikki and Brie Bella, The Bella Twins."

Mr. Nerfect
09-08-2015, 10:38 PM
Through the very loose fabrics of marriage, doesn't this technically make Road Warrior Animal Daniel Bryan's uncle-in-law?

Lock Jaw
09-08-2015, 11:06 PM
Has anyone heard that wrestling urban myth about Johnny Ace having that hot tub experience with The Bella Twins? Doesn't this just throw all sorts of shade on that?

No. I have not heard it.

Emeye
09-09-2015, 04:25 PM
This thread is great. I'm probably in the minority here, but I'm a fan of Big Johnny. The storyline mentioned above being Cena's father-figure literally made me laugh out loud. But honestly, I wouldn't mind having him back on TV. Maybe make him the GM of SmackDown and starting his own Authority, him being the Triple H of the show. I don't know, I just can't help but enjoy his presence.

Mr. Nerfect
09-09-2015, 08:59 PM
I had the idea that they could have Daniel Bryan become a "coach" for certain guys -- Ryback, Cesaro, etc. He'd probably lead them against Kevin Owens, who wins the IC Title from Ryback at Night of Champions. This would seem to reverse heel/face dynamics, but it could be fun.

Anyway, John Laurinaitis could be brought in by Owens to be his manager as a counter-point to D-Bry. He can keep asking Bryan "Who's your daddy?!?" and just doing a goofy smile as Owens Powerbombs bitches all over. Since Laurinaitis would be trying to get a ground-swell for a Presidential run going, he'd be calling Kevin Owens his "Sarah Palin." Owens, conversely, is just using Johnny Ace -- his finances, presence, etc. Brie tries to warn him, but Big Johnny is obviously oblivious to this.

Mr. Nerfect
09-09-2015, 09:01 PM
No. I have not heard it.

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2011/1204/547282/

Basically, Maria Kanellis has hinted a couple of times that The Bellas are not above using what they have to please people in power. But who knows how accurate that is?