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Nicky Fives
09-28-2015, 03:09 PM
Discuss.

Juan
09-28-2015, 03:12 PM
Meh.

NormanSmiley
09-28-2015, 03:13 PM
Why is he employed?

Evil Vito
09-28-2015, 03:19 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I think he might only do live events nowadays. Last time I remember him being on TV was as 3MB's "mascot" and they've been gone since mid-2014.</font>

Nicky Fives
09-28-2015, 03:20 PM
leprechaun dust must cause flunked piss tests....

Mercenary
09-28-2015, 03:35 PM
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ho7eJuJFdH8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Sepholio
09-28-2015, 04:21 PM
Finally pissed hot for the luck charms

Shisen Kopf
09-28-2015, 04:28 PM
Relatively short suspension if you ask me.

slik
09-28-2015, 05:34 PM
He's still employed?

Anybody Thrilla
09-28-2015, 05:58 PM
<font color=goldenrod>I think he might only do live events nowadays. Last time I remember him being on TV was as 3MB's "mascot" and they've been gone since mid-2014.</font>

He was also the mascot for Slater Gator.

DAMN iNATOR
09-28-2015, 06:15 PM
When's the last time he did anything significant anyway? Becoming the final Cruiserweight Champion back in like 2007 or 2008?

Sure he's entertaining, but disappointing as major reveals as the "forgotten" son of Mr. McMahon and as anonymous RAW GM.

Was he part of the "Little People's Court" segment a few years back? Honestly can't remember.

Anybody Thrilla
09-28-2015, 06:16 PM
WeeLC was hot shit.

DAMN iNATOR
09-28-2015, 06:21 PM
It was. I had forgotten all about that. Good call.

Rammsteinmad
09-28-2015, 06:47 PM
He's still employed?

#1-norm-fan
09-28-2015, 06:52 PM
leprechaun dust must cause flunked piss tests....

This made me think of him as part of Cosmic Wasteland.

They keep him employed for the kids but there isn't really much to do with him. Guy's got a pretty sweet gig.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-29-2015, 12:07 AM
What drug did he take? and Why would he?

Lock Jaw
09-29-2015, 12:57 AM
He's a gashead!

Dark One
09-29-2015, 01:29 AM
Hornswoggle was unable to be reached for comment; however, the TPWW NEWZ Team was able to track down this EXCLUSIVE image from Hornswoggle's workout this morning.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/55/5e/50/555e50a005233df6c59f11a4de15ae5e.jpg

Wow!

>>>ANOTHER TWO WWE SUPERSTARS GOING TO BE SUSPENDED?! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na1lkwHniKc)

Frank Drebin
09-29-2015, 10:06 AM
They should cut his suspension in half.

#BROKEN Hasney
09-29-2015, 10:20 AM
What drug did he take? and Why would he?

He's got not much better to do.

Most people on podcasts bring him up as the party guy of the locker room.

road doggy dogg
09-29-2015, 11:39 AM
Is that like 15 days in real people time?

Dark One
09-29-2015, 08:30 PM
Is that like 15 days in real people time?

Wouldn't you as a Canadian know, or am I incorrect in assuming little people are the metric units of humanity?

Volare
09-29-2015, 09:25 PM
I'm betting on Pot. Which means I have to try and hang out with him.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-30-2015, 12:15 AM
Pot is only a fine.

Malfeitor
09-30-2015, 01:10 AM
They should cut his suspension in half.

Fuck.

SlickyTrickyDamon
09-30-2015, 01:14 AM
#HABM.

Sixx
09-30-2015, 05:38 AM
Thought he died and went to midget heaven or something.

road doggy dogg
09-30-2015, 08:31 AM
Wouldn't you as a Canadian know, or am I incorrect in assuming little people are the metric units of humanity?

In Canada his suspension would be a robust 23 days, thank you very much

Heisenberg
09-30-2015, 10:44 AM
HGH and cocaine

DAMN iNATOR
10-01-2015, 04:51 AM
Thought he died and went to midget heaven or something.

Being in WWE as long as he has is probably like Heaven on earth for him...can still remember when he was Finlay's sidekick and at first they just called him a "leprechaun" or Finlay's "little bastard" before they started calling him Hornswoggle.

Mr. Nerfect
10-02-2015, 08:41 PM
I think the story is that he didn't procure a script in time or something. Not a major fuck-up.

I want to see Hornswoggle come back and do shoot promos about how he'd being held down by the machine and they won't let him compete.

DAMN iNATOR
10-03-2015, 09:24 PM
<a class="embedly-card" href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x31qor1_hornswoggle-debuts_fun">Hornswoggle Debuts</a> <script async src="//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script>

Simple Fan
10-04-2015, 02:04 AM
I think the story is that he didn't procure a script in time or something. Not a major fuck-up.

I want to see Hornswoggle come back and do shoot promos about how he'd being held down by the machine and they won't let him compete.

He had a wee bit of pee.