WWE RAW 9/28 feat. Season Premiere of US Open Challenge, Two Faces of Kane, Miz TV shennigans

[Emperor Smeat]

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5:38 P.M. UPDATE: The Miz confirmed on Facebook that he will be hosting “Miz TV” tonight on Raw, with special guests Becky Lynch and Divas Champion Charlotte. Watch the video below.

4:05 P.M. UPDATE: As first reported by WWE's official Facebook page, tonight marks the return of John Cena's U.S. Open Challenge! Who will answer the call and battle The Champ?

Kane has never been the most stable Superstar on the roster — or the most level-headed executive in the boardroom — but The Devil’s Favorite DOO has been particularly dichotomous since re-emerging at Night of Champions to attack WWE World Heavyweight Champion Seth Rollins. As the WWE Universe waits to see what both Demon Kane and Corporate Kane will do next, what else is in store on Monday night’s hottest show? WWE.com has some theories.

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[Lock Jaw]

Odds on getting a Rollins/Ambrose match tonight?

[Corndad]

I hope Hugging Kane comes back tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Dr. Shelby comes back tonight.

[Triple A]

Here we go baby

[Lock Jaw]

Cena should fight someone for an hour now.

[Frank Drebin]

Frank Drebin is here to complain the night away!

Drebin :heart: you TPWW

[Droford]

Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Hopefully this time the Open Challenge doesn't just end with Cena going over the midcard and nobody really benefiting. That was the big issue with the series last time even though it produced some great matches.

:lol: New Day

[Corndad]

The Trombone may be my favorite part of Raw when Lesnar isn't there.

[Lock Jaw]

BOOTY

[Dark One]

Hopefully this time the Open Challenge doesn't just end with Cena going over the midcard and nobody really benefiting. That was the big issue with the series last time even though it produced some great matches.

:lol: New Day

I mean, a lot of midcarders got to show a crazy amount of stuff they could do and hang with Cena. Yeah, he lost to Seth Rollins and won it back, so no one got "the rub" of winning the US Open Challenge, but I don't think it's totally fair to say no one really benefited.

[Lock Jaw]

Cena gonna bury all three members here? One challenges after another....

[Corndad]

YOU SEE WHAT HE DID THERE!

[Droford]

I wanted big e

[Lock Jaw]

CHAMPIONSHIIIIIIII

[Poit]

Holy shit. Woods is actually wrestling.

[Poit]

He's no longer from Angel Grove, CA. :(

[Corndad]

Be a Star, John Cena.

[Lock Jaw]

He's no longer from Angel Grove, CA. :(

Hasn't been for quite some time... even before New Day....

[Corndad]

Tell me he wrestles with the Trombone.

[KIRA]

Woods steppin up.

[Triple A]

guy in the crowd in the pink shirt seemed annoyed @ new day for whole segment + seems like he "hates black ppl" probably

http://i.imgur.com/ltFK5DB.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Kyle Edwards just said Brock/Undertaker will burn down the arena at Hell in a Cell.....

[Frank Drebin]

Where's it at? Might not be a bad thing.

[Poit]

And a Batista Bomb!

[Lock Jaw]

Way to not call/acknowledge Woods' finisher....

[Droford]

6 man tag playas

[Lock Jaw]

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[Emperor Smeat]

I mean, a lot of midcarders got to show a crazy amount of stuff they could do and hang with Cena. Yeah, he lost to Seth Rollins and won it back, so no one got "the rub" of winning the US Open Challenge, but I don't think it's totally fair to say no one really benefited.

My main issue was the whole "looking good in defeat" didn't carry over the way it should have. Rusev and Owens floundered after the initial stuff while others felt more as just cheap wins over the midcard.

Maybe it was the way Cena lost the title or the way it seemed like Creative didn't have anything actually planned that left a sour taste for me. Nobody really got built to take the title off of Cena which is just as important as Cena being used to elevate the belt's status.

Hopefully this time they build a legit challenger while having Cena continue to help elevate the title. Outside of Rollins, the past few champions have helped improved the US belt's status.

[Droford]

Remember when the ref would magically get distracted during the Whassssup drop...because it's a low blow and technically a dq?

http://i.imgur.com/3wQr72B.jpg

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: ref's reaction to the Dudley's head drop into the nuts move.

[Dark One]

NEW DAY BEAT JOHN CENA

by pinning D-Von Dudley

[Frank Drebin]

You PCB, bro?

[Innovator]

Dammit Cole, how did the New Day win by smart wrestling be considered "stealing one?"

[Droford]

Dammit Cole, how did the New Day win by smart wrestling be considered "stealing one?"

That's what black people do

[Lock Jaw]

Hot HR braud

[Dark One]

Dolph is even a manwhore in pseudo-reality reality shows.

[Dark One]

SHOULD HAVE CALLED THE DEMON RESOURCES DEPARTMENT AM I RIGHT?

[Dark One]

Phony split-personality Kane is best Kane.

Yes. Even better than Malibu Kane. Fight me.

[Lock Jaw]

Why do The Authority keep bringing the empty case where Kane's mask was and setting it up on display....

[Frank Drebin]

tissues?

[Lock Jaw]

Back from commercial and Mark Henry in the ring.... immediately thought "who is he facing, Rusev or Big Show?"

[Lock Jaw]

Five star match of the year

[Droford]

I wanna see Brock no sell the KO punch

[Emperor Smeat]

:-\ Henry

Been too long since some wigs were split and asses kicked.

[Lock Jaw]

Huge scnozz on makeup girl

[Lock Jaw]

She's no Hot HR Braud....

[KIRA]

So Kane is faking it?

I'd be more fun if he actually wasn't aware of the demon Kane

split personality is best Kane.

[KIRA]

Nice Hijab Miz

[Triple A]

felt an urge to ffwd/skip this segment then felt helpless that I couldn't

[Jazzy Foot]

Masturbating over Charlotte so gorgeous wooooooooo

[Jazzy Foot]

Want to naked oil wrestle with Charlotte and massage her oh baby

[Emperor Smeat]

Completely forgot the reason why Alicia Fox is on Team Bella. Was it just a random thing or something that made sense?

[Frank Drebin]

felt an urge to ffwd/skip this segment then felt helpless that I couldn't

:yes:

[KIRA]

Why is Alicia still part of this stupid team bullshit she should be kicking ass.

[Jazzy Foot]

Divas need tighter skimpier sluttier outfits

[Jazzy Foot]

Tamina should have been Divas champ it's a shame she hasn't been

[Frank Drebin]

oh god this is terrible. A speech about believing

[Dark One]

Can a brother get some Sasha Banks up in here?

[Frank Drebin]

cringed at Becky there.

[KIRA]

Tamina should have been Divas champ it's a shame she hasn't been

Its amazing she hasn't been

[Triple A]

Wish they would drop the word "divas"

[Frank Drebin]

Feel so bad that these ladies have to put on a segment like this.

[Jazzy Foot]

Yeah this segment is pretty bad they're just screaming.

[Dark One]

Oh shit. It's on now.

[Jazzy Foot]

Its amazing she hasn't been

Well I don't think she will get the chance again now given the situation with her dad. Come to think about has she been on TV since?

Easily the best feme wrestler on the roster but sadly will never get the recognition.

[Corndad]

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[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige face turn!!

[Corndad]

Yeah. No Way Paige doesn't walk out here.

[Frank Drebin]

Oh good. Another divas tag match.

[Dark One]

...

Wait.

Wait.

One of the three women teams breaks up... AND WE STILL GET A THREE ON THREE TAG MATCH?

This has to be an on-purpose troll job.

[KIRA]

God,NXT got the Women's division right just
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[Frank Drebin]

6 Divas in the ring....none of them are Sasha.:n:

[Frank Drebin]

This Kane storyline has potential at least.

[Droford]

6 person Divas match

Why not 6 woman?

[Frank Drebin]

Because TOTAL DIVAS

[Lock Jaw]

WWE Paige heel turn!!

[Lock Jaw]

Now job out that champ!

[KIRA]

Well I don't think she will get the chance again now given the situation with her dad. Come to think about has she been on TV since?

Easily the best feme wrestler on the roster but sadly will never get the recognition.

She's one of the best wrestlers they have she has one of the sweetest super kicks period and I want to believe the WWE wouldn't punish her for the sins of her father she had nothing to do with it.

[Emperor Smeat]

Sort of wanted to see if Natalya randomly replacing Paige would have been legal. Don't think the Freebird Rule works that way.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Another awful RAW tonight...they seem way too focused on hyping the MSG event this weekend.

[Dark One]

SILVER and GOLD W3 AWARDS?!

THEY'VE REALLY HIT THE BIG TIME NOW

[DAMN iNATOR]

SILVER and GOLD W3 AWARDS?!

THEY'VE REALLY HIT THE BIG TIME NOW

WWWYKI! :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Hot HR Braud

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at their Royal Rumble match. WWE did the same with randomly building up Big Show as a beast only to get squashed badly by Lesnar.

Probably the same is going to happen at the MSG special sans the chair since the suplex is now Lesnar's go-to move.

[GD]

What's in the box?

[DAMN iNATOR]

At least we have split-personality Kane...:-\

LOL, "Se7en" reference...nice.

[GD]

lol Corporate Kane is amazing.

[Droford]

Rofl

[GD]

They should just call him "Glen".

[Lock Jaw]

Was hoping it was his head in a box

[KIRA]

She should be fired she's horrible at HR

Also "WHATS IN THE BOX"

[Dark One]

THIS IS MY TIME.

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[owenbrown]

:wave: Jazzy Foot

[DAMN iNATOR]

THIS IS MY TIME.

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[Droford]

Redneck law firm of Wyatt Harper and Strohman

[KIRA]

Rowan doesn't exist anymore I guess

[DAMN iNATOR]

Rowan doesn't exist anymore I guess

Well, he does/did consider Harper a bully not too long ago...

[Lock Jaw]

Sportsnet 360 with technical difficulties.... RAW feed down....

[Lock Jaw]

At least I got to hear Harper's music before it died.... sweet theme.... missed hearing it....

[KIRA]

Two redneck looking guys beating up a gay black guy won't look good WWE.....

[DAMN iNATOR]

How is the ref allowing all that?

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet.... feed came back in time to see sweet discus clothesline.....

[Fenix122]

Safe for another week with Titus taking the loss

[KIRA]

Well, he does/did consider Harper a bully not too long ago...

but last I saw they were teaming up again.

oh well.

[Lock Jaw]

Rowan is still injured....

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, Harper has beef with the ref I guess...:lol:

[slik]

Raw is pretty boring this week outside of Kane imo

[DAMN iNATOR]

Raw is pretty boring this week outside of Kane imo

NAILED IT

[KIRA]

Rowan is still injured....

Ah I see.

[Tom Guycott]

Phony split-personality Kane is best Kane.

Yes. Even better than Malibu Kane. Fight me.

Would be even more amazing if Malibu Kane was "Dude Love" in this scenario.

[Lock Jaw]

Raw is pretty boring this week outside of Kane imo

Sheamus hasn't appeared yet!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Would be even more amazing if Malibu Kane was "Dude Love" in this scenario.

OWWWWWWWWWW...HAVE MERCY!

[KIRA]

New Day/Split personality Kane are the best parts of RAW.

[Lock Jaw]

Endless Stardust/Neville feud....

[Lock Jaw]

Now that Cena is US Champ again, wish Neville would get back involved in "more substantial things" like the US title scene....

I mean, the last time he accepted the challenge he had Cena down for the Red Arrow, but never got to finish due to outside interference from Rusev....

[Lock Jaw]

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[Frank Drebin]

Wade rockin' the CM Punk/Wolverine look kinda

[KIRA]

Random Wade Barret sighting

[Dark One]

WAHD BARHUT

[Lock Jaw]

Barrett's beard looking sketchy....

[Dark One]

WAHD BARHUT BULLHAMMAHS FAH ALL

[owenbrown]

http://memecrunch.com/meme/31NBP/i-m-afraid-i-ve-got-some-bad-news/image.jpg

[Lock Jaw]

Wade rockin' the CM Punk/Wolverine look

Looks more like Orton beard....

[Dark One]

Strong return for Barrett.

Who will promptly lose during tomorrow night's tapings.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Barrett vs. Neville vs. Stardust in a triple-threat, US title #1 contender's match could be cool...

[Frank Drebin]

No idea why they had him drop the Bad News gimmick.

[KIRA]

I'm afraid injuries may have derailed him for good but at least he wasn't out with an injury this time.

[Lock Jaw]

Because people liked it too much

[Emperor Smeat]

Nice of Barrett to suddenly return.


Strong return for Barrett.

Who will promptly lose during tomorrow night's tapings.
Maybe even to Owen White who I've heard is pretty decent :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Hot HR Braud

[Lock Jaw]

Only in WWE are job evaluations performed in public....

[DAMN iNATOR]

What's Rollins doing, looking for a freaky 3-way after the show tonight?!

[KIRA]

lol if the HR lady just says "I don't see what a video package has to do with this"

And says Rollins is the one with problem.

[Lock Jaw]

Hot HR Braud nice eyes....

[Lock Jaw]

Should just be like "That man has a mask... this man doesn't! That couldn't be him!"

[Droford]

Ask the pope

http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01249/Pope_1249565a.jpg

[DAMN iNATOR]

So obvious this is all just leading up to Kane vs. Rollins for the title in, what else, a Hell in a Cell match @ HiaC next month...

[KIRA]

HR report read to the crowd. LOL

[Frank Drebin]

This is one of those Raws where I'm embarrassed to admit to anyone I watch this.

[Frank Drebin]

Where's HR now that an employee is attacking another employee?

[Emperor Smeat]

Bet the only question the HR lady asked to Kane was "Are you crazy?" and he said "Only on May 19"

Not enough to fail the test but enough to still have a bit of DEMON left in him.

[Droford]

Chair shots..hmm

[Dark One]

This would be a great time to bring back the SUDDEN FIREBALL TO THE FACE.

[Droford]

There needs to be a fake masked kane

[KIRA]

CURB STOMP....sort of.

[Dark One]

The best part is going to be when DEMON KANE shows up with a perfectly fine leg.

THEY'RE REALLY TWO SEPARATE PEOPLE.

[owenbrown]

Nice of Barrett to suddenly return.



Maybe even to Owen White who I've heard is pretty decent :shifty:

dammit Smelly Meatball I was gonna mention Owen White :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

This is one of those Raws where I'm embarrassed to admit to anyone I watch this.

Too late... I know everything now.... my opinion of you has definitely gone drastically down.... ewwww wrestling.....

[DAMN iNATOR]

There needs to be a fake masked kane

There already was, c.2006:

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5wLP5pMA5Xo/TzivoOUA4zI/AAAAAAAAFvA/_N9oDssIsoY/s1600/Festus_wwe.jpg

[Dark One]

I really hope this is like that Jim Carrey movie The Mask, and it's revealed that Erick Rowan found Kane's mask in the trash and is now THE DEMON KANE.

Ten years from now, Big Show Junior will beat him for the mask and become DEMON KANE III.

I may be marginally drunk.

[Droford]

Lol seriously

[owenbrown]

Wow what the fuck?! :lol:

[Poit]

What? KANE is evolving!

[Droford]

Kane vs FInn Balor has to happen

[KIRA]

ok that was cool he just stomped out his injury

[Dark One]

Really a missed opportunity by making him sell the leg briefly.

[Emperor Smeat]

Kane's hair grew really fast.

[Dark One]

http://cdn2.tapcdn.com/images/source/f4/2f/63/35/1b55f5b2f71145fcc53ba70.jpg

[Corndad]

KANE LOL

[Lock Jaw]

Miss this Kane theme....

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[Emperor Smeat]

Kane managed to find the same smokey ambulance Ambrose had last year.

http://i.imgur.com/jVooxRA.gif

[KIRA]

Really a missed opportunity by making him sell the leg briefly.

what do you mean?

[Frank Drebin]

I do miss when DEMON KANE was an almost unstoppable monster. Even when he came back to feud with Cena he was entertaining.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, look...Wyatt's talking in riddles...never seen that before. :roll:

[KIRA]

Unmasked Kane was amazing when he was against Shane he was like a movie monster just relentless I loved it plus his badass ring entrance where he was in shackles

[Lock Jaw]

I do miss when DEMON KANE was an almost unstoppable monster. Even when he came back to feud with Cena he was entertaining.

My fav Kane (aside from his debut form):

http://i.imgur.com/7GC087P.gif

[Lock Jaw]

It's Bo Time!!

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/KHbt2ap.gif

[owenbrown]

BOLIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!

[Droford]

Billieve

[Lock Jaw]

Bo gonna win here, obviously....

[owenbrown]

Nice knowing ya Bo :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

Unmasked Kane was amazing when he was against Shane he was like a movie monster just relentless I loved it plus his badass ring entrance where he was in shackles

I always think of that one PPV match where Shane goes for that sick spot off the top of the set but Kane gets out of the way at the last second and instead Shane took a crazy bump whenever I think of that feud. That and the Survivor Series 2003 Ambulance Match.

[owenbrown]

what's the over/under on the time before an RKO OUTTA NOWHERE? I say 6 minutes and I will take the under.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dallas is gonna be eating a R.K.BO. outta nowhere before long...

[Lock Jaw]

Damn! Really thought Bo was due there!

[owenbrown]

I always think of that one PPV match where Shane goes for that sick spot off the top of the set but Kane gets out of the way at the last second and instead Shane took a crazy bump whenever I think of that feud. That and the Survivor Series 2003 Ambulance Match.

Shane was nucking futs in some of his matches... King of The Ring 2001 against Angle comes to mind.

[Volare]

Well if that wasn't a fucking squash match.

[owenbrown]

BO-RIED :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

HAHAHA, Cole trying to subtly troll the Buffalo Bills...:lol:

[Volare]

Crush Rusev Crush!!

[Lock Jaw]

Laughing at Tiny Summer Rae on Rusev's shoulder...

[KIRA]

I always think of that one PPV match where Shane goes for that sick spot off the top of the set but Kane gets out of the way at the last second and instead Shane took a crazy bump whenever I think of that feud. That and the Survivor Series 2003 Ambulance Match.
:love:

That and I think of the promo Shane was doing while Kane was in the hospital only to have Kane wake up and beat the hell out of the doctors.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shane was nucking futs in some of his matches... King of The Ring 2001 against Angle comes to mind.

Yeah, the fact that one or both of the plate glass spots got botched in that match didn't help, either. I miss him.

[Volare]

Yeah, the fact that one or both of the plate glass spots got botched in that match didn't help, either. I miss him.

I still cringe when I see him bounce off of the glass.

[DAMN iNATOR]

:love:

That and I think of the promo Shane was doing while Kane was in the hospital only to have Kane wake up and beat the hell out of the doctors.

Our early 2000s selves would be mortified to see what WWF/WWE has become nowadays. :'(

[Poit]

Hot heel on heel action.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I still cringe when I see him bounce off of the glass.

I know. I have the DVD of KotR '01 and I find it difficult not to forward past that match or skip that bit because it's so fucked up.

[Lock Jaw]

RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MACHKA!

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV UDRYA

RUSEV MACHKA

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MACHKA!

DAMMIT LOCK JAW! :rant::shifty:

[DAMN iNATOR]

CRUSH OWENS CRUSH

[Lock Jaw]

Teddy Long really needed tonight

[Dark One]

Let's see if this suddenly becomes a 6-man tag match.

[owenbrown]

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA!?

[Volare]

Fatal 4 Way would be pretty damn good with those four.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Where's Teddy to make it a TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA!, when you need him?

[owenbrown]

I miss Teddy Long :(

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>fucking hell, I've predicted the way every single match would end so far and I've only had the show on as background noise. this is brutal.</font>

[DAMN iNATOR]

Teddy Long really needed tonight

STRIKE 2! :mad::shifty:

[Dark One]

I would have turned off the show if that somehow became a tag match. That would have been like three or four times. Too much.

[Lock Jaw]

YES! Paul Heyman is here to breath some life into this show!!

[Lock Jaw]

Interested in this Breaking Ground show.... might have to see if I can get it....

[DAMN iNATOR]

I miss Teddy Long :(

http://oi55.tinypic.com/14t8mc5.jpg

[Dark One]

I see your GIF, DAMN iNATOR and raise you:

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[DAMN iNATOR]

I see your GIF, DAMN iNATOR and raise you:

https://31.media.tumblr.com/a21b116050e15d9c3722ed83c3564266/tumblr_ndusa5dkPl1t0ik4co1_400.gif

Fine...one-hand, one-foot only:
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[Lock Jaw]

I miss Teddy Long....

"Tonight *looks at shoes* you will go *looks at shoes* one on one *looks at shoes* WITH DA UNDERTAKAH!!"

[owenbrown]

BROCKFUCKINGTOBER..... starts in 3 days because Thursday is BROCKFUCKINGTOBER 1st

[Droford]

Feels weird hearing "this Saturday night"

[slik]

This might be the worst raw of 2015

[DAMN iNATOR]

I miss Teddy Long....

"Tonight *looks at shoes* you will go *looks at shoes* one on one *looks at shoes* WITH DA UNDERTAKAH!!"

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20150104015647/villains/images/1/10/The_undertaker_stares_at_teddy_long.jpg
WHERE TO, TEDDY?!

[Droford]

WW Eat MSG

[Dark One]

Does anybody know if while the Pope was in town this week, he started the canonization process for Paul Heyman?

[KIRA]

Its time for the annual Brock beats Big Shows ass on the way to bigger opponents tour.

[Emperor Smeat]

Should have just done this for Big Show instead of him shutting down the Hall of Pain earlier.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...was hoping Brock was lurking for a surprise attack. :(

[Droford]

Does anybody know if while the Pope was in town this week, he started the canonization process for Paul Heyman?

http://www.impactwrestling.com/media/k2/items/cache/6214da3f66faedc13de73c740d928085_XL.jpg?t=1440191347

[Emperor Smeat]

Does anybody know if while the Pope was in town this week, he started the canonization process for Paul Heyman?

Think St. Paul is already taken on the list.

Now St. Brock "Patron of the Suplex" on the other hand might be available to give out.

[DAMN iNATOR]

WW Eat MSG

MMMMM, monosodium glutamates...

[DAMN iNATOR]

Nice...my guys clobbering KC on MNF, WOOO!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Crowd not going mild for Wyatt...just gone dead...yeesh...what does THAT say about tonight?

Over/under on # of fucks being given at this match...lets say 0.

[Dark One]

I'm going to guess it's probably also due to having variations of this match for FIVE MONTHS and nothing really to add some verve to this instance other than "THIS IS THE LAST TIME FOR REAL"

It won't be

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a nice clothesline by Bray

[Dark One]

CM Punk could come out and people would probably mildly pop at best at this point.

[Lock Jaw]

Probably a good match going on right now, but all my attention has been gone.... been paying attention to my computer for all of this match....

[Dark One]

And a countout finish.

lol.

[owenbrown]

Double countout? really?

[Dark One]

"THIS TIME IS THE LAST TIME! FOR REAL! LET'S SETTLE THIS!"

Double countout finish and feud must continue.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh yay a WWE video game "barricade explosion"/"OMG!" move spot.

[Frank Drebin]

This is kinda fun.

[Emperor Smeat]

Poor whatever that guy's name was. Just doing his job of nothingness and ends up getting used as a human lawn dart.

The post-match brawl has been pretty good.

[Droford]

Where is Daniel Bryan

Stupid buffalo

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, wait...is that DUCT TAPE on the announce table?! :wtf:

[Dark One]

That was a long journey, but that was a great final spot.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good news: RAW is now over.

Bad news: The original "Friday" movie from 1995 is on USA and it's still a better watch than RAW tonight was...

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/CMLjZXi.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-09-28)

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/EtK5HI0.gif

[KIRA]

Hey "Friday"....even the shitty edited version is passable.

[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/EtK5HI0.gif

This gif makes it look like he's doing some Layla-esque groping of Bray.

[Lock Jaw]

At night, sometimes they spoon

[#1-norm-fan]

Really a missed opportunity by making him sell the leg briefly.

Yeah, feel like it would have been more badass if the doors just swung open and he walked out like a completely different person completely no-selling the leg.

[Innovator]

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[Innovator]

I didn't watch, but did Seth yell, "OH WHATS IN THE BOX?!?!"

[Innovator]

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/CXuGRwG8Mm0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[Rammsteinmad]

Anything worth watching this week? Nothing really sounds very appealing.

And where's Cesaro?

[VSG]

Turns out Ashley is actually the real WWE HR Director.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Damn...wish I had landed a job with their HR department when I applied a while back. She's pretty hot.</font>

[Damian Rey]

Watched the hulu version. Meh.

New Day segment with Cena and then the Dudleys was fun. New Day might be the best thing going in the company.

Charlotte getting pinned one week after winning the belt. Way to present her as an elite talent.

The Rollins Kane storyline isn't fun to me. Feel like they have zero idea of what they're doing week to week and are just treading water with Seth. His title run this year has been far weaker than his post Shield run last year.

Didn't make it to the main event. Probably won't bother since I see no endgame in this reshuffled Wyatt v Shield angle.

Nothing was really bad. Just can't find it all that compelling.