WWE RAW 10/5 feat. Road to Heck in a Cell, Lesnar's Go To Heck Tour, and Bahston Clam Chowdah Open Challenge

[Emperor Smeat]

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4:11 P.M. UPDATE: John Cena confirmed on Twitter that tonight’s Raw in Boston will play host to a U.S. Open Challenge, and Superstars are already taking to social media to declare their intent to answer the call. Who will battle for the star-spangled prize in The Champ’s backyard?

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It’s official: In three weeks, live on WWE Network, Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt will settle the score inside Hell in a Cell, a formidable battleground that will also play host to a cataclysmic encounter between Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker. As these sure-to-be gruesome bouts approach, what awaits on Monday’s Raw surely won’t be for the faint of heart.

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[Corndad]

Here comes the PAIN

[Frank Drebin]

TPWW hopping tonight. Hope the servers can handle all this.

[Corndad]

Kinda hope they mention these two already had a Hell in a Cell match.

[KIRA]

nope

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if Brock falls victim to the nut punch/kick again. Should really consider investing in a cup for the cell match.

[Triple A]

Is the main event tonight involving Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt...

[OssMan]

Didn't hear any of paul heyman's promo due to deaf roommate girl blending a loud ass drink the whole time

[Triple A]

feel like turning this off after a "record" 45 seconds

[Mr. Nerfect]

We really should be getting a six-man between The Wyatt Family and Reigns, Ambrose & Orton at Hell in a Cell. Cell optional.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I have a feeling John Cena might lose the US Title tonight. I want Dolph to take it, but I think they'll probably give it to King Barrett because.

[Triple A]

Cool... belly to belly suplex

[OssMan]

Quote from RAW:

Big Show: "Brock Lesnar, I hope you face Undertaker, and I hope you lose"
Michael Cole: "Brock Lesnar didn't like the tone of Big Show"
Byron Saxton: "Big Show obviously struck a chord with Brock Lesnar!"

[Emperor Smeat]

Cool... belly to belly suplex

Yeah that was amazing.

[KIRA]

Rollins may be a whiny dick but he supports the cure for cancer.

[Ruien]

Amazing way to start RAW off. Can't remember the last time I was able to see the opener.

[OssMan]

Will JBL say "This is incredible, you have to witness this to truly understand it" during the Wyatt entrance

[OssMan]

Cole taking too much time promoting hell in the cell

[OssMan]

6 man tag the most useless/boring match in WWE history IMO

[OssMan]

Watching mnf

Tint on the field seems good but every alternating five yard patch is a different shade of green

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns wearing body armor tonight

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns saying "believe that" sounds like he is mocking someone else who has that as their catch phrase

[Corndad]

Neville with the jobber entrance. Jobber Match.

[KIRA]

REALLY wanna see Sheamus V Lesnar

[Ruien]

Like King Barrett. Where has he been lately? Injured again? Probably.

[Mr. Nerfect]

REALLY wanna see Sheamus V Lesnar

I could actually see this taking place at WrestleMania next year.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Like King Barrett. Where has he been lately? Injured again? Probably.

I think he was filming a movie.

[slik]

I missed the beginning, really wanted to see Lesnar/Heyman....was it good?

[Emperor Smeat]

I missed the beginning, really wanted to see Lesnar/Heyman....was it good?

Was the typical good Heyman promo with the added spice of a nice belly-to-belly Lesnar gave to Show who rudely interrupted.

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[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL Steph...not like Kane has booking power or anything...

[KIRA]

Kane has been amazing to watch lately

[Emperor Smeat]

Did Kane miss a spot while shaving?

Either looks like he has a bit of beard stubble or some weird looking thing next to his lips.


:lol: Steph going all in with the Pats support.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Dream on, Steph...this is GB's year.

#GoPackGo

[Dark One]

Jesus Christ with the pandering.

What the fuck Steph.

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, exit theme, and then she pukls a fucking Columbo ("Just one more thing..."):lol:

[KIRA]

I love giving Kane all the motivation in the world to straight up kill Rollins.

[slik]

Hell Yeah at Brock Lesnar taking no shit from the Big Snore

damn, went to get a slice of pie and missed Steph, what did she say?

[OssMan]

Dam the title match of Kane vs Seth Rollins at Hell in the Cell seems rushed

Guess they need a way to "kill" corporate kane

[Triple A]

Watching mnf

Tint on the field seems good but every alternating five yard patch is a different shade of green

Yep. ESPN always has perfect tint. Very vibrant colors. Nothin' wrong with alternating shades of turf imho... I like it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I love giving Kane all the motivation in the world to straight up kill Rollins.

Yep, but I think Rollins still retains @ HiaC...there are some better options for him to drop the belt, even if I can't think of any.

[OssMan]

Byron saxton's voice just drowned out by the raw theme music lol

[Dark One]

THANKS DAD

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hell Yeah at Brock Lesnar taking no shit from the Big Snore

damn, went to get a slice of pie and missed Steph, what did she say?

Just basically made DEMON Kane vs. Rollins @ HiaC for WWE WHC official and told Kane if he thinks he can tape up his ankle and team with Rollins tonight, then have at it.

Also she WRONGLY declared that NE would win SB 50, but there's not a snowball's chance in Hell of that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Piss break time already?! :eek:

[KIRA]

Paige and Natalyia always have the same spots their matches together ie bodyscissors.

[Jazzy Foot]

OMG CHECK OUT NATTIE! SHE LOOKS HOT! BETTER THAN PAIGE. BIGGER BOOBIES. LONG FLOWING BLONDE HAIR. ATHLETIC PHYSIQUE.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[KIRA]

Well I'm shocked

[DAMN iNATOR]

THE BIG GUY

[Mr. Nerfect]

Great opening segment. I like that they gave away what they made people pay for on the Network the weekend before.

[Jazzy Foot]

Well I'm shocked

why?

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL I'd love it if Owens kept saying every unsuccessful pin attempt was 3 in this match.

[KIRA]

Hunicara deserves better its not his fault Sin Cara no.1 was a botch machine.

[KIRA]

why?

Nattie actually won

clean at that.

[The CyNick]

Lots of people in the arena tonight.

Good show so far.

[KIRA]

How does she hold back a smile around those three?

[Dark One]

Stephanie's purse must be heavy with all of the balls she's ripped off of the roster.

[Emperor Smeat]

So are the Authority (outside of Rollins) faces now?

[DAMN iNATOR]

How does she hold back a smile around those three?

Probably because they're SUPER annoying (IMHO). Seriously. And I mean that in absolutely the most non-racist way possible., too...hate that damned trombone.

[Triple A]

Nattie actually won

clean at that.

Feels like Paige has gotten pinned in the last 15 matches she has been involved in

[DAMN iNATOR]

Stephanie's purse must be heavy with all of the balls she's ripped off of the roster.

She's gotta have a collection to decide which ones to wear to work every day.

[The CyNick]

Nice use of Stephanie, making her throw her power around like that to starve the people of something they enjoy. Classic heel tactic.

[OssMan]

BS publicity stunts about this cancer shit... nobody actually cares.. Slickytrickdamon post

[OssMan]

Run-in/interruption would be mad fucking funny in this segment... just saying

[Droford]

Needs bo dallas

[OssMan]

WWE showing real balls by putting these below average looking women on screen

[DAMN iNATOR]

This segment is cool, but definitely hard to watch...

[Dark One]

Not the heir apparent at all.

[Evil Vito]

Raising money for cancer research is great. I just wish they would have picked a different charity. It's pretty well publicized that Susan G. Komen is shady as fuck.

[Triple A]

Is "believe that" Roman Reigns's catch phrase or did he just star saying it tonight...

[DAMN iNATOR]

WWE showing real balls by putting these below average looking women on screen

Legit question, Ossie: Would you seriously still feel that way if someone you knew had been thrpugh that struggle, regardless of the outcome?

[The CyNick]

Is "believe that" Roman Reigns's catch phrase or did he just star saying it tonight...

been saying it for months

[DAMN iNATOR]

Is "believe that" Roman Reigns's catch phrase or did he just star saying it tonight...

Nah that's been his catchphrase for a long-ass time...B'le dat, playa!

[OssMan]

Is "believe that" Roman Reigns's catch phrase or did he just star saying it tonight...
Noh he always fucking says it since I started watching wrestling again, I always remember it being Teddy Long's catchphrase, but it was mad funny when he did it

[OssMan]

Legit question, Ossie: Would you seriously still feel that way if someone you knew had been thrpugh that struggle, regardless of the outcome?
My mom had breast cancer

[The CyNick]

In all seriousness, maybe its because I'm more mature, but I love all the good WWE does through charity work. I think they are pretty much unchallenged in how much prime TV time they sacrifice to help raise money for good causes.

[OssMan]

To me it just seems like they do it because they know it makes them look good

"Big corporations" teaming up with charities is always like that I think

[DAMN iNATOR]

Noh he always fucking says it since I started watching wrestling again, I always remember it being Teddy Long's catchphrase, but it was mad funny when he did it

Yeah back when he managed "Thuggin' & Buggin' Enterprises", a.k.a. Jazz, Rodney Mack, Mark Henry and D'Lo Brown. And I would crack up at his other catchphrase to "back the Mack and get dowin with the Brown".

[Emperor Smeat]

Is "believe that" Roman Reigns's catch phrase or did he just star saying it tonight...

Think it started shortly after the Shield disbanded. Might have said it a bit while in the Shield but don't remember for sure.

[DAMN iNATOR]

My mom had breast cancer

So did mine...fucked up that such a disease kills so many women every year...my mother died from it within a week and a half of turning 50. That's why I asked...just dunno why people get upset with organizations trying to find cures for diseases.

[OssMan]

Just said that mostly because WWE only ever shows "hot" women

[OssMan]

I wonder sometimes how Renee Young feels being hired by WWE mostly because she is hot, of course all the divas were hired for the same reason, but she is the reporter, I would like to read a blog by her or something.

[OssMan]

Kane fighting in his tie cool

[DAMN iNATOR]

I know. But there's nothing wrong with "average-looking" women. Especially those who have been through the struggle...makes them more beautiful inside and out than every single "diva" on the roster combined.

[The CyNick]

I know. But there's nothing wrong with "average-looking" women. Especially those who have been through the struggle...makes them more beautiful inside and out than every single "diva" on the roster combined.

Nothing like jerking off to a girl's insides

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn...Detroit "hanging in" w/Seattle...could tonight be the night they get their 1st win of the season?

Let's hope so, for their sake.

[OssMan]

I know. But there's nothing wrong with "average-looking" women. Especially those who have been through the struggle...makes them more beautiful inside and out than every single "diva" on the roster combined.
Yes but again this is WWE, they would never actually hire those women due to them being ugly.

Kane's ringpost pyro gonna hit soon, they got the pyro strapped to the turnbuckles

[DAMN iNATOR]

So Seth just carries handcuffs all the time? :wtf:

[Dark One]

Jesus Seth, you're the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, don't get handcuffs at the fucking dollar store.

[Emperor Smeat]

That seems like a really counter-productive thing to do in a tag match what Rollins just did.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Corporate -> DEMON Kane switcheroo coming...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Paige and Nattie tried to have a good match, but I think they did too much throwing back to their earlier encounters, which no one remembers, so I feel it brings the whole thing down.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stephanie McMahon supporting Tom Brady in Boston is a classic face move.

[DAMN iNATOR]

New Day interferes mayhaps?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Guess not.

[KIRA]

So did mine...fucked up that such a disease kills so many women every year...my mother died from it within a week and a half of turning 50. That's why I asked...just dunno why people get upset with organizations trying to find cures for diseases.

My aunt had it she passed away after a long battle at one point I thought she was gonna be okay...whats really fucked is just how it fucking eats the people you love it's crazy.

[DAMN iNATOR]

DEMON KANE FUCK YEAH! :D

[OssMan]

WTF THE SOUND CUT OUT WHEN KANE'S PYRO HIT GOD DAMN IT

[DAMN iNATOR]

My aunt had it she passed away after a long battle at one point I thought she was gonna be okay...whats really fucked is just how it fucking eats the people you love it's crazy.

I know :'( Sorry for your loss, man.

[KIRA]

I was gonna say smart but ROLLINS YOU DUMB FUCK!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Kane gonna do his "sit-up" any second...

[DAMN iNATOR]

DEMON KANE uses CHOKESLAM THROUGH TABLE!!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[Triple A]

You guys gonna buy the pink #merch to support breast cancer

[KIRA]

I know :'( Sorry for your loss, man.

Thanks man.

[OssMan]

Seth Rollins doesn't even have a move to do through the table

[OssMan]

Ya'll see the pyro come out through the cans on the turnbuckles... easy way to predict outcome based on if pyro is set up on turnbuckles

[Jazzy Foot]

Nattie actually won

clean at that.

Would love to clean the sweat off Nattie's body. Ooooooh yeah!

[OssMan]

If a fan jumped the ring and was wearing the pink clothes and was like "crying" from having lost someone to cancer and stuff during the cancer segment, do you think the security would still destroy that person and have him/her arrested and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm glad Kevin Owens defeated Sin Cara. This was the right choice, since Sin Cara has already had his chance in WWE, and he's only ever made the WWE money in merchandise sales, but they already have John Cena for that. I think it was a nice touch to have Owens kick Kalisto in the head after the match too. Children will sympathize with Kalisto y Sin Cara, and maybe even imagine that they are the Lucha Dragons when they see them wrestle. It's the best chance for them to work as babyface characters moving forward.

Ryback saving them from a beat-down makes him look like a bad-ass too. I think he should have given them Shell-Shockeds afterwards though, to show the crowd that he's a killer and above the colorful tag team guys on the under-scene.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Stephanie McMahon humbling The New Day was hilarious. I hope that's all we see of them tonight, because I feel they are on RAW too much. More Steph, please.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sick of stupid "Did You Know?" BS...more like "Does Anyone Care?"

[Triple A]

I kinda like when there are "backstage" segments involving a limo

[KIRA]

Oh god I hate Alicia having to play second banana to two really inferior wrestlers

[Jazzy Foot]

OOooooh Tamina!

[Dark One]

What?! A SIX DIVA TAG MATCH? WHAT A SHOCKER.

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...EFFING HATE Naomi's theme...

[KIRA]

the boss

[erickman]

get ready for a hometown loss

[DAMN iNATOR]

At least "Team Bella" don't always enter to Brie's horrible ass singles theme....thank fuck.

[Dark One]

Missed a perfect chance for "I hear you go all the way a lot."

[KIRA]

Soooo who are the heels here wtf is going on?

[Frank Drebin]

Lol....zero reaction to Nikki insulting the red sox

[OssMan]

rantchet

[Dark One]

There we go. Thanks Naomi.

[Triple A]

Team Ratchet... seems racist...

[DAMN iNATOR]

UGH...all this talking/arguing is so bad

WHO THE HELL CARES?!

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that Kane wrestles in a suit. I just wish The Dudleys would bring back the colorful camouflage gear. It'd make them stand out from the Big Show more.

[Frank Drebin]

Soooo who are the heels here wtf is going on?

Not even the writers could answer your question right now.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm thinking about writing a thesis on the deep symbolism that runs through WWE, and connects all its champions. Seth Rollins, Charlotte, Kevin Owens, The New Day -- they all lose matches unless it is a title match. I think it beautifully highlights their resilience and human spirit.

[KIRA]

all you had to do WWE was slowly introduce the crop of talent from NXT to the main roster and you cocked it up with this trio warfare bullshit.

[Triple A]

Do you guys think the "divas" wrote some of their own lines for that segment... or was it the white guy WWE writers

[Frank Drebin]

Really want Eva Marie to come out and kick a Bella

[OssMan]

I'm thinking about writing a thesis on the deep symbolism that runs through WWE, and connects all its champions. Seth Rollins, Charlotte, Kevin Owens, The New Day -- they all lose matches unless it is a title match. I think it beautifully highlights their resilience and human spirit.
Could you explain a little more

[Mr. Nerfect]

The trio warfare is great, because no one would care about these personalities on their own. By simple addition, you are statistically making the division better by having more teams. I'd increase the number to four and split the Divas Title into something sort of like a chatterbox -- you know those origami things little kids make? The champions could each bring their championship parts together and move the chatterbox, which would give them an insult of the week to throw at their opponents.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Do you guys think the "divas" wrote some of their own lines for this segment... or was it the white guy WWE writers

Probably Vince or Kevin Dunn, IMO...always "cringe" though usually when most of them talk...most of them seem terrible on the mic...

[OssMan]

Do you guys think the "divas" wrote some of their own lines for this segment... or was it the white guy WWE writers
I don't know, feel like they were given points to say and to make up the rest.

[Frank Drebin]

Do you guys think the "divas" wrote some of their own lines for this segment... or was it the white guy WWE writers

Def a writer. I'd be surprised if half of them know the difference between "their" and "there" let alone be able to write a promo.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Could you explain a little more

I think it's wonderful storytelling that all the champions are connected by a throughline that they can't win unless their backs are up against a wall.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Def a writer. I'd be surprised if half of them know the difference between "their" and "there" let alone be able to write a promo.

As well as "they're".

[KIRA]

Alicia CAN talk but she's been reduced to a silent heavy.

[OssMan]

I think it's wonderful storytelling that all the champions are connected by a throughline that they can't win unless their backs are up against a wall.
Interesting... would you talk about how they won a lot before they became champion which got them to the point of being "number one contender"

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hope this match ends soon...lame as fuck...

[Frank Drebin]

Evil Noid is that voice in my head that says smarmy things no matter what is happening. I like Evil Noid.

[OssMan]

Kane pyro canisters gone from the turnbuckles btw

[DAMN iNATOR]

WWE Divas matches are like the WWE's version of Nytol 90% of the time...

[Frank Drebin]

Why is Brie a heel, yet calling "BRIE MODE" to the crowd to get them fired up?

[Frank Drebin]

If I even had so much as a kicker on my fantasy team playing in the MNF game, I'd be watching that.

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a botch?

[Triple A]

Alicia Fox sleeper hold

[DAMN iNATOR]

I think she does it more to fire herself up, much like Reigns' "OOOOOOOHHHH!" right before a spear or Superman Punch...

[Emperor Smeat]

Why is Brie a heel, yet calling "BRIE MODE" to the crowd to get them fired up?

Maybe she's just asking someone to toss her a beer Stone Cold style or like Scott Hall did during a match one time.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4125783/scott-hall-drinking-o.gif

[Corndad]

At least "Team Bella" don't always enter to Brie's horrible ass singles theme....thank fuck.

BRIEEEEEE MOOODE

[KIRA]

Because tagging Tamina might be bad publicity

[Triple A]

I love Sasha Banks :-)

[Frank Drebin]

Sasha theme being played! EVERYONE DANCE TO IT!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn, only 13-3 in favor of Seattle...Detroit still with a chance.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Interesting... would you talk about how they won a lot before they became champion which got them to the point of being "number one contender"

Yes. Rigorously.

[Dark One]

They sure are talking up the US Open Challenge. Do they have a major surprise or is it just going to be like R-Truth?

[Corndad]

Part of me hopes Bayley stays in NXT for a long time but man, she deserves a spot more than some of these girls.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The Divas segments are some of the most entertaining things on television. Haven't you ever been to high school? All girls are like that. Lol.

[OssMan]

Yes. Rigorously.
What would you say

[Frank Drebin]

Maybe she's just asking someone to toss her a beer Stone Cold style or like Scott Hall did during a match one time.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view3/4125783/scott-hall-drinking-o.gif

Alicia Fox was a shade away from pulling that off not that long ago :(

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sweet...looks like McD's test run of all-day breakfast was a hit...think all fast food chains ought to offer all-day breakfasts for like people who don't work normal "9 to 5" hours or whatever...more options.

[OssMan]

always seems weird to me that people like "mcdonald's breakfast"... feel like all those foods would make me throw up

[DAMN iNATOR]

RUSEV UDREA! RUSEV MACHKA!

[Jazzy Foot]

tbh the divas are amongst the most perfect women on the planet

[Mr. Nerfect]

What would you say

That they won a lot of matches to become #1 Contender. Stuff like that.

[Frank Drebin]

I didn't think Raw would get worse....because I forgot this story was going on. How long is this going to go on for?

[Jazzy Foot]

Rusev's lost weight and improved his English.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hope Lana makes surprise return, tells Summer to "SHUT-TUP!"

[Corndad]

Oh no.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Team Bella look so good taking off their shirts, sometimes I wish they would put them on and take them off again. Lol.

[OssMan]

Good video package by Summer Ray

[Mr. Nerfect]

I like that the ladies all sound really scripted and annoying. It makes you hate them all which makes you want to pay to see them fight.

[Dark One]

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/93348430f3ea5ad55a3a7da9f20020fa/1502%20-%20autoplay_gif%20crying%20gif%20glasses%20nxt%20percy_watson%20wwe.gif

[Corndad]

Rusev: Sexual Russian Chocolate.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I wonder if Summer Rae is related to Stevie?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's a fish.

[Dark One]

lol Rusev.

"When this first started, I didn't like you at all."

Dude's a poet.

[KIRA]

Oh man Rusev has a nice smile

[Dark One]

SAY YES. I NEED ANOTHER TRAINWRECK RAW WEDDING

[Triple A]

I didn't think Raw would get worse....because I forgot this story was going on. How long is this going to go on for?

Entire Rusev angle is one of the only things I really like... it is funny/ridiculous to me

[Corndad]

Let me remind everyone Rusev faced Cena at Wrestlemania just this year. This is like almost Miz Drop off area.

[DAMN iNATOR]

https://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/93348430f3ea5ad55a3a7da9f20020fa/1502%20-%20autoplay_gif%20crying%20gif%20glasses%20nxt%20percy_watson%20wwe.gif

http://i.imgur.com/Z5DThrw.gif

[slik]

what is this lol

[erickman]

let bischoff do the wedding

[OssMan]

lol Rusev.

"When this first started, I didn't like you at all."

Dude's a poet.
Then he said he started liking her "after the last couple of weeks," thought that was the funniest part

[Dark One]

I just need confirmation this is a real segment.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rusev is learning to be entertaining so he can act like a Russian and properly play the Bulgarian Brute character next run.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

jbl said lana

[Corndad]

That's Summer Rae JBL, not Lana.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You have to rob Peter to play Peter sometimes.

[KIRA]

JBL deadpan bored oh joy

[slik]

JBL just called Summer Rae 'Lana'

[Mr. Nerfect]

I liked that when Nikki Bella insulted Boston, she had a smile on her face. You can tell she wasn't really serious, which will make it easier to cheer her next week when she plays a good guy.

[Jazzy Foot]

LOL he just wants US citizenship

[Dark One]

Gotta sign a prenup for that flag, dawg.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rusev should come out doing a pro-USA gimmick. Sort of like Kenzo Suzuki, only without the Japanese wife and name.

[Emperor Smeat]

Don't think that's how a marriage proposal works. Then again maybe its him being extra cautious since a divorce could mean Summer getting half his tank or giant flag.

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00028G6T4.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1090632098_.jpg

Would love it if Summer Rae started dressing like this.

[Corndad]

I liked that when Nikki Bella insulted Boston, she had a smile on her face. You can tell she wasn't really serious, which will make it easier to cheer her next week when she plays a good guy.

I have to take a moment and say how much I enjoy new sarcastic Noid. Tremendous. :lol:

[KIRA]

LOL "yes I'll marry you but I'm still completely stuck on this other woman and her boyfriend (for some poorly defined reason) let me take care of that first."

[Dark One]

Rusev should come out doing a pro-USA gimmick. Sort of like Kenzo Suzuki, only without the Japanese wife and name.

http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/k/kenzosuzuki/03.jpg

[slik]

Feel like John Cena's open challenge opponent will not be anyone they've mentioned 800x like Rusev, The Dudleys, Dolph (though Dolph hasn't been on the show yet), Wyatt, Kevin Owens, etc etc etc

who could it be...has to be a 'surprise'...Cesaro not really a 'surprise'.

[slik]

Can anyone imagine the pop if it was D-Bry...

[OssMan]

John Cena wearing four wrist bands tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I was dreading the Rusev segment just by how much you all said it sucked, but when Rusev came out and had his own personalized name plate, I was instantly relieved. He's now in rarefied air with The Undertaker and Bray Wyatt.

[slik]

OMG IT'S TUGBOAT, TUGBOAT HAS ANSWERED THE CHALLENGE

[KIRA]

"Cena Strong" yep a child wrote that

missed the open challenge

[Mr. Nerfect]

Can anyone imagine the pop if it was D-Bry...

Could actually see them doing this. If he's medically cleared. But will Bryan really get a pop in Cena's hometown?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Where's Mr. Ziggles?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

lol

[OssMan]

I'm here to show the world!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was it Baron Corbin like I was hoping?

[Corndad]

Is Xavier Woods gonna Main Event Raw

[slik]

Oh, well at least A New Day is entertaining.

[Dark One]

DOLPH ZIGGLER HAS BEEN MUGGED BY A GANG. SOMEBODY CALL THE DAMN POLICE.

[slik]

Big E about to take Cena down

[Droford]

It's big

[Jazzy Foot]

I wonder what Tamina's armpits smell like?

[slik]

Not sure why Cena looks so scared of A New Day

[OssMan]

How did the New Days get the password for Dolph Ziggler's button at Gorilla Position

[KIRA]

Was it Baron Corbin like I was hoping?

I am thoroughly enjoying you as a sarcastic jaded WWE fan

[Corndad]

I thought Cena may lose the Title tonight but Big E?

[slik]

Like Cena looks petrified like The Undertaker has come down to the ring circa 2003 to claim his yard

[Droford]

I don't get why they had to involve ziggler

[Jazzy Foot]

Is he called Big E because he has E cup titties?

[OssMan]

John Cena too poised to take his eyes off his opponent as he throws up his "hustle, loyalty, respect" Dudleys 3D hand sign before the match. Let's see if he can keep it up without staggering around the ring with his back to his opponent in the match

[Jazzy Foot]

BTW when was the last time Cena faced off against the Undertaker?

[OssMan]

Why would the Lions go for 2 here

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well...no title change tonight...went briefly down to corner store and they now have 16 oz. cans of SURGE back in stock! Hope it will be permanent and not just some limited time thing...

[Innovator]

Really want Big E to win so RAW goes off the air with him gyrating topless over a dead Cena

[slik]

BTW when was the last time Cena faced off against the Undertaker?

No clue. Have a feeling he will be facing him in about 6 months though.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why would the Lions go for 2 here

BC if they converted they'd only need a FG to win. Unless Seattle scored while I was gone...?

[slik]

Really want Big E to win so RAW goes off the air with him gyrating topless over a dead Cena

Pretty much this.

[KIRA]

DOLPH ZIGGLER HAS BEEN MUGGED BY A GANG. SOMEBODY CALL THE DAMN POLICE.

I was gonna say something like well cops will be there in like 2mins flat to arrest New Day and by arrest I mean shoot.

[OssMan]

Noid you should write a paper on how a match has never ended during a commercial break, symbolizing how wrestlers can only win when they're being watched by everybody

[KIRA]

Really want Big E to win so RAW goes off the air with him gyrating topless over a dead Cena

You wanna see that huh?

[slik]

Big E def winning the title

[KIRA]

He got an early start!

[Jazzy Foot]

No clue. Have a feeling he will be facing him in about 6 months though.

I don't. I could see Lesnar and Taker going at it for a 4th time irrespective of the hype to HIAC being the final chapter. I predict both will beat each other up so bad it will end in a no contest, neither man will want that and so we get a 4th match.

Or it just ends at HIAC. Cena could face Taker in a retirement match.


If he is medically fit to do so and I'm going to make a big call here.......I think Sting will be involved in the WWE title match. He's now picked up two losses and admitedly neither of those matches had a great deal of hype to them. I could see Sting coming in at the RR as the final entrant and winning it.

It's wishful thinking but I assume that given he jobbed twice now that surely WWE have something good lined up to say "thanks".

[KIRA]

kinda hoping to see big E flip outta that ala kalisto or even rollins

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty weak ending to a decent match.

[slik]

just kidding he lost

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Dolph did it all for the Nikki.

[OssMan]

Smackdown tomorrow going to have New Days vs John Cena, Dolph Sizzler, and Dudley as the main event 6 man tag team

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

New Day Rocks

[DAMN iNATOR]

BTW when was the last time Cena faced off against the Undertaker?

Not 100% sure, but I think probably Vengeance 2003:
<a class="embedly-card" href="http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x33guez_the-undertaker-vs-john-cena-wwe-vengeance-2003-wrestling_sport">The Undertaker vs John Cena - WWE Vengeance 2003 Wrestling</a> <script async src="//cdn.embedly.com/widgets/platform.js" charset="UTF-8"></script>

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

THE POWER OF THE MIDNIGHT HOURS!

NEW DAY...RULES!

[Triple A]

Feel bad for The Primetime Players... got replaced by the Dudleys

Even though they were a really boring team... Titus O'Neil seems like a very nice man though... was looking @ his Instagram a few months ago... bunch of pics of him with "sick children" and his own kids and stuff... seems like a great father!!!

[KIRA]

New Day leaving bodies!