Official Raw thread 11|23|15 "Who do the Wyatts randomly attack next?"

[KIRA]

OMG GUYS a submission hold......ON THE TABLE!

[Dark One]

Pretty good match. If the third match is like that, I could go for them having a gimmick match at TLC.

That was probably the match they should have had last night.

[Lock Jaw]

Don't get this.....

If they wanted this feud to continue, they should have done this match and booking yesterday. Instead of having Charlotte already beat her clean once....

[Lock Jaw]

Getting really sick of Paige yelling "this is my house" 6 times a match.

What about sticking her tongue out 37 times?

[Frank Drebin]

Don't get this.....

If they wanted this feud to continue, they should have done this match and booking yesterday. Instead of having Charlotte already beat her clean once....

They have done everything wrong since the callups so this shouldn't surprise you.

[Droford]

Lol the loose Alliance

[Emperor Smeat]

Paige with another dastardly table submission. Even New Day would be disgusted with her lack of respect for the table.

[Lock Jaw]

Getting really sick of Paige yelling "this is my house" 6 times a match.

http://i.imgur.com/TITLHf1.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2015-11-23)

[Frank Drebin]

What about sticking her tongue out 37 times?

I counted 34

[KIRA]

That was probably the match they should have had last night.

Yep.

[Lock Jaw]

Cool.... Star Wars trailer on TV.....

[Lock Jaw]

SLATER MIC TIME

[Frank Drebin]

Heath Slater is ALIVE BAAAAAYYY BAAAAYYYY

[Frank Drebin]

Whos gonna beat him up?

[Dark One]

Jack Swagger finally gets a match/angle... and it takes place on a holiday show that half the audience will see.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/af5ad9ea35b10bfc508ce6df0649b6ae/tumblr_nqqkvkFiCb1rnjfjfo1_r1_400.gif

[Dark One]

Honky Tonk Man coming. Clearly.

[Lock Jaw]

The Ryback to interrupt this I bet

[Frank Drebin]

Silent crowd

[owenbrown]

so who is gonna bury Heath Slater now?

[Triple A]

Wish One Man Gang would come out and attack this guy

http://i.imgur.com/D7BkFDWm.jpg

[KIRA]

aww no Slater out just to get buried

[Droford]

Slater might win

[Dark One]

Really hoping Slater busts the guitar over Ryback's head and calls him slapnuts.

[owenbrown]

Heath gonna turn into a Jeff Jarrett opponent with that guitar?

[Triple A]

Could have sworn One Man Gang was dead but think I was thinking of Tugboat

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Running over the divas division like <a href="https://t.co/NRNuzBrYUS">https://t.co/NRNuzBrYUS</a></p>&mdash; Banksy (@SashaBanksWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/SashaBanksWWE/status/668981206038507520">November 24, 2015</a></blockquote>
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[owenbrown]

Jeff Jarrett you are not, Heath

[Lock Jaw]

Ryback the best.....

Wish he was in Ramon Reigns' spot on the card....

[owenbrown]

future endeavored?

[Triple A]

Ryback the best.....

Wish he was in Ramon Reigns' spot on the card....

He is like 3x more boring than Roman Reigns imho................. "1 dimensional" "af"

[Emperor Smeat]

That was mean of Ryback to interrupt what could have been the greatest WWE concert since the last one by the Rock. Won't top the time Kevin Owens beat the crap out of Cena's musical friend though.

[KIRA]

Sometimes I think the WWE struggles to fill all three hrs with Wrestling

wheres Cynick to tell me I'm wrong and how brilliant this was and how its grand purpose slipped by me.

[Frank Drebin]

"prize fighter" used non stop during KO fights by JBL

[slik]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUi_JUEUkAAyTV0.jpg

[slik]

took a shower during Charlotte match, anything cool happen since, just tuning back in

[slik]

feel so clean and calm now

[Dark One]

Kevin Owens is the best and should hold every belt in the universe Ultimo Dragon style.

[Dark One]

95% sure I'm high right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why not just eat Torito?

[Lock Jaw]

Cool commercial....

[Droford]

Cheap plug

[Frank Drebin]

JBL Torito.....brilliant.:lol:

[Dark One]

Why not just eat Torito?

To be fair, they didn't show him after the dream sequence. It's very possible he became the burger. I mean, they were representing "TexMex" as Torito in a JBL costume. I'm pretty sure that means Mark Henry just ate him.

[Frank Drebin]

feel so clean and calm now

New pair of warm, clean underpants?

[Frank Drebin]

Sweet, Rusev got his own nameplate. Most guys should have one, like Kane ' s new one last night.

[Dark One]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

That was awful...all that just to make a "MARK HENRY'S FAT, LOL!" joke...:nono::n:

[Frank Drebin]

Would like to see Sasha using that Legit thing as brass knuckles to win a match.

[DAMN iNATOR]

UDRYA

RUSEV

UDRYA

[Volare]

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Hawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwt

[slik]

New pair of warm, clean underpants?

no comment

[Frank Drebin]

This is the time of year when we can't get past TLC fast enough. Almost Rumble time.

[Volare]

I mean even Doink washed his suit once in awhile according to Nash.

[Frank Drebin]

But did he wash his underpants?

[Volare]

Must tweet the holy Nash that sometime.

[Frank Drebin]

That accolade attampt wound up looking like a couple of squirrels chasing each other. Need that gifd by someone.

[Frank Drebin]

Really like Rusev. Feel like he would have been hot shot into the WHC picture if he was just a bit bigger.

[Frank Drebin]

Hate when Cole screams "SUPERMAN PUNCH"

Feels jarring.

[Fenix122]

THE ROYAL BULLHAMMER

[Dark One]

Sheamus has been teaming with Wade Barrett.... bring him in to be the jobber.

Welp.

[Droford]

Lol

[Frank Drebin]

Barrett here to save Rusev from getting beat clean. I like it.

[Lock Jaw]

The International Authority

[Frank Drebin]

Chairs suck now. All you can do is hit someone over the back with them.

[Dark One]

Well, I came into the show basically needing them to show me something after last night's turd of a show to keep me engaged, and credit where credit's due, they delivered a pretty solid show.

Last hour dragged quite a bit, probably in no small part due to like 45 minutes of mediocre skits and commercials, but even with that, it went a long way into giving me a little bit of hope.

[Emperor Smeat]

Not even a day into the New Authority and Reigns is already trashing them apart.

Reigns-Rusev was pretty good though.

[slik]

Positive of Roman Reigns era - far less smarmy than Cena

I'm also ok with Wade Barrett/Rusev joining the Authority.

#RAW

[Frank Drebin]

I'm fine with seeing where this reigns/Sheamus feud goes, but I want to see both guys step it up and not just rest on their laurels. Call him Fella, say "bulledat" and calling it a day is going to lead nowhere and will get the fans restless looking for someone else for the Road to WM.

[Emperor Smeat]

http://giant.gfycat.com/PerfumedFlawlessHylaeosaurus.gif

[Frank Drebin]

Love New Day but feel like Vince is in the back not getting it.

[Dark One]

I mean, they're tag champs, get plenty of promo time, and usually get at least one spotlight segment a show. I'd say they're doing all right even if Vince doesn't get it.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

That child looks confused/terrified, but that's probably understandable given that she's surrounded by unicorns.

[Simple Fan]

Axel needs to join the Authority to give them some American flavor. DVR decided Raw wasn't important enough to record so I only watched the 2nd half of the show. Sheamus as Champ seems like the right choice, and I hope he holds it til Royal Rumble. Don't want to see Reigns win and then Brock comes back with the Authority.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Love that the EU Alliance is now in full force with Sheamus as champion.

[Shadrick]

Kofi killing it on the mic tonight.

words that as a kofi fan, ive been waiting to see uttered from someone.:y:

[Rammsteinmad]

Read the spoilers, nothing really interesting to me. Is there anything worth watching?

[Mr. Nerfect]

I want to go back and see Becky vs. Sasha, but their Main Event match was probably better.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>oh goodie. Reigns/Sheamus at TLC.

I feel justified in skipping WWE programming until the Rumble.</font>

[erickman]

Getting really sick of Paige yelling "this is my house" 6 times a match.

stealing from prime time elix skipper

[Poit]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en-gb"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">So <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEZeb">@WWEZeb</a> how do you know what Grinder is again...?... ����☕️

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[Heisenberg]

Getting really sick of Paige yelling "this is my house" 6 times a match.



that's cute, you use volume during a Paige match?

[Heisenberg]

Tombstone Piledrive me with my dick in a pickle jar if I'm wrong, but has WWE been pushing Paige's tits pretty hard on RAW the last few weeks??

[Lock Jaw]

Something has been pushing them pretty hard, yeah

[Simple Fan]

Think its Paige's bra doing the pushing.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Think its Paige's bra doing the pushing.

For all we know, though, she could be one of those girls who just goes "commando". Probably not, but it's something to consider.

[ron the dial]

tits don't look like that without some help.