2015 TPWW Sheetys Awards Nomination thread

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Slammys are dead to me. What internet awards have we won? You people seem to like us. And what are they called? The Dirtys? The Sheetys?</p>&mdash; ShinigamE (@WWEBigE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBigE/status/679233458372108290">December 22, 2015</a></blockquote>
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:lol: at the Sheetys. That needs to be used if the Wrestling Forum ever holds their own awards thread.
Why don't we have our own awards thread. I'm sure it's been done before but how do we not have a yearly "Sheetys"?
Because no one cares enough to run it

Casual Forum has the Spammys, Gaming has the Gammys, TPWW Universe don't you dare be sour and let's have some fun holding one for the Wrestling Forum.

Whole thing is pretty simple, just nominate some categories and wrestlers (up to 5 per category). From there the official Sheetys ballot gets made by whatever gets nominated the most and some random categories.

Doesn't have to be just all generic stuff for categories since comedic or even TPWW based stuff as possible ideas are fine as well.

Some sample ideas:
Best Wrestler
Worst Wrestler
Best Owen White Moment
LOL Wrestling Moment of the Year
2015 Big E Appreciation Award
Best non-Spammy Wrestling Poster of the Year
Best Wrestling thread of the Year


Leaving the whole thing open till the end of the year and The Sheetys themselves by the start of next year.

[Simple Fan]

The VKM Kiss Ass award, I nominate The CyNick.

[Simple Fan]

Most Underutilized Talent

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQSn06zZwui9fLSAEZ_H7k_q-16CDvmSXx90DUk-S_FjsnPW0pTyA

Could be a number of nominations for that category though.

[Ultra Mantis]

Superstar of the Year
Vacant

Most Pinchable Babyface
Dean Ambrose

Muckiest Heel
The New Day

Worst Newb
Braun Strowman

Best Newb
Kevin Owens

The Make Roman Look Strong Beige Rosette for Excellence in Making Roman Look Strong
A Steel Chair

Most Capable Of Saving The WWE From The Turgid Mess It Has Become But Will Ultimately Be Ignored (Wasteland Savior Award)
Johnny Curtis

Best Hairstyle Award For People Who Do Want To Be Cool
Xavier Woods

[Shadrick]

I think a hilarious running joke would be "Best Poster named Shadrick" only for me to NEVER win the award.

Like Leo with the Oscars.

[Simple Fan]

Salesman of the Year
Dolph Ziggler

Best Fantasy Booker
Noid
Nicky Fives
#1 WWF fan
Damien Rey

WWE Superstar mos likely to show up on iMPACT in 2016
Jack Swagger
Heath Slater
Fandango
Curtis Axel
Tamina

NXT Superstar most likely to debut on the main roster in 2016
Finn Balor
Samoa Joe
Batley
Barron Corbin
Apollo Crews

Dream Tag Team
Cody Rhodes & Curtis Axel as Perfect Dream
The Miz & Tyler Breeze
Dolph Ziggler & Semi Zayn

Best Wrestler
Finn Balor
Seth Rollins
Jey Lethal
Nakamura
EC3

Worst Wrestler
Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns
Roman Reigns
Rey Mysterio

[road doggy dogg]

Best Wrestler: THE DEMON KANE
Worst Wrestler: I dunno, Jimmy Uso or something
Best Owen White Moment: TammyBrown marrying her sweetheart
LOL Wrestling Moment of the Year: something New Day did
2015 Big E Appreciation Award: #dongs
Best non-Spammy Wrestling Poster of the Year: road doggy dogg
Best Wrestling thread of the Year: 2015 TPWW Sheetys Awards Nomination thread (http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=130784)
The VKM Kiss Ass award: William Regal
Most Underutilized Talent: Daniel Bryan
Superstar of the Year: Billy Graham
Most Pinchable Babyface: Shisen Kopf
Muckiest Heel: Seth Rollins
Worst Newb: Big Vic
Best Newb: Savio
The Make Roman Look Strong Beige Rosette for Excellence in Making Roman Look Strong: Roman Reigns
Most Capable Of Saving The WWE From The Turgid Mess It Has Become But Will Ultimately Be Ignored (Wasteland Savior Award): The Lone Wanderer
Best Hairstyle Award For People Who Do Want To Be Cool: owenbrown's face
Best Poster named Shadrick: Jimmy Cones
Salesman of the Year: Mercenary
Best Fantasy Booker: Noid
WWE Superstar mos likely to show up on iMPACT in 2016: Rollermacka
NXT Superstar most likely to debut on the main roster in 2016: Gym Leader Blaine
Dream Tag Team: Peaches n Cream

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Best Ref Cadence: Mike Chioda
Worst Ref Cadence: Scott Armstrong.

[Simple Fan]

Superstar of the Year
Dean Ambrose
Kevin Owens


Most Pinchable Babyface
Jack Swagger
Dolph Ziggler

Muckiest Heel
The New Day
Kevin Owens

Worst Newb
Braun Strowman
Neville
The Ascencion

Best Newb
Kevin Owens
Tyler Breeze

The Make Roman Look Strong Beige Rosette for Excellence in Making Roman Look Strong
Sheamus

Most Capable Of Saving The WWE From The Turgid Mess It Has Become But Will Ultimately Be Ignored (Wasteland Savior Award)
Samoa Joe

Best Hairstyle Award For People Who Do Want To Be Cool
Kalisto

[Shadrick]

Best Poster named Shadrick: Jimmy Cones



son of a bitch!

[Vastardikai]

Best Wrestler: Nakamura (my dad's favorite wrestler.)
Worst Wrestler: Braun Stroman
Best Owen White: the entire ramp feud
LOL Wrestling Moment of the Year: The debut of the Youporn-plex
2015 Big E Appreciation Award: New Day
Most Underutilized Talent: Luke Harper
Most Pinchable Babyface: Your Mom
Muckiest Heel: Seth Rollins
Wasteland Savior Award: Stardust
Best Fantasy Booker: Noid (I bow before his greatness.)
Salesman of the Year: CyNick
Dream Tag Team: Minoru Suzuki and Haku, or Team You're Gonna Die a Painful Death.
Superstar of the year: Demolition Ax.
Best Poster named Shadrick: Vastardikai (I have to get a vote somehow :()

[Simple Fan]

Best Nashvember post

they were fucked as soon as Nash won the belt in November '94 and they scrapped plans to change 1995 to 199Nash. Simple concept: December 1994 they turn everybody in the company heel and feed them one by one to Big Kev. That would last through until around about 199Nash3 (1997 by simpleton terms) when you then turn Big Kev heel after the blowoff match with Razor Ramon at KevMania III. Razor had an offer from WCW but he turned it down after the Nash vs. Nash feud sold out the Georgia Dome 37 weeks in a row during 199Nash2, breaking all kinds of annual turnover records. The other Nash being Steve Nash obviously, Kevin's long lost brother that the floundering Ringmaster became early that year. That feud was responsible for the birth of guaranteed contracts when Big Kev signed a 10 year, $300m extension in the spring.

Just as the new hot young babyface Rocky Nash has Kev beat in front of 170,000 people at KevMania IV, Hulk Hogan, who to this point has been floundering in the decimated wasteland that is WCW, shows up out of nowhere and shocks the entire wrestling world by turning heel and leg-dropping Rocky, thus forming the nWo (Nash World Order) in WWE. It's announced that Vince traded Jeff Jarrett to Ted Turner in return for WCW and we have nWo vs. WCW on USA Network whilst Vince creates a new brand named Thursday Night Hit The Weights, Get A Clue for all the remaining WWF guys.

By 199Nash7, Vince is a trillionaire, buys the NFL, renames it the XFL and KevMania VII featuring the nWo (Nash Pac, Hogan & Razor Ramon) vs. Bill Goldberg, Sting and Rocky Nash, Steve Nash (wrestler) vs. Steve Nash (basketball player) and a main event ft. Kevin Nash vs. Brett Favre for the WWF title does over 4 million buys on PPV.

Vince buys the World Wildlife Fund and renames it the World Wildlife Enterprise (or WWE)

WWF fixed.

[Simple Fan]

Best Owen White Moment

Smackdown 7/30

A boastful Owen White proclaimed the start of a new era in the WWE. Debuted a brand new belt called the Smackdown Dark Match Championship and himself as its first ever champion. The belt had a Pokemon Charizard card as its center piece. Vince came out and yelled at him to stop goofing around and finish setting up the arena. Vince likely once again confused him for a ring crew guy.

[Corporate CockSnogger]

Most knowledgeable wrestling poster - me.

Who else can claim to have won TPWW Tipsters without actually watching any wrestling?

[Ermaximus]

Superstar you wish got less TV time than anyone else:
Cena
Reigns
Big Show
Eva Marie

Next Black WWE Champ:
Kofi
Big E
Xavier Woods
Titus
D Young
ABT

[DAMN iNATOR]

Additional ideas for categories:

● Wrestling Forum Poster of the Year
● Wrestling Forum Post of the Year
● Wrestling Forum Thread of the Year

[DAMN iNATOR]

son of a bitch!

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[Simple Fan]

Additional ideas for categories:

● Wrestling Forum Poster of the Year
● Wrestling Forum Post of the Year
● Wrestling Forum Thread of the Year

I got some more.

Best Wrestling related Avatar
Wrestler that is used as Avatar the most.
Best Wrestling gif. posted
Best Wrestling meme posted
Manager/Valet of the Year

[Emperor Smeat]

Best Wrestler
* John Cena (WWE)
* Seth Rollins (WWE)
* Kevin Owens (WWE)
* EC3 (TNA)
* Mil Muertes (Lucha Underground)

2015 Big E Appreciation Award
* Big E
* Xavier Woods
* Kofi Kingston
* Bo Dallas
* Left face paint Uso

[Mr. Nerfect]

Best Superstar: Brock Lesnar
Best Wrestler: Cesaro
Best Poster with Shadrick in Their Name: Damian Rey
Becky Lunch Award for Tastiest Female Performer: Becky Lunch and Emma
Best Talker: Paul Heyman
Best Talker That Can Also Wrestle: Kevin Owens
Workhorse of the Year: John Cena
"You Poor Bastard" Bad Booking Award: Seth Rollins, Sheamus, King Barrett, Alberto Del Rio, Rusev
Well, At Least They're Entertaining Award: The New Day
Underused Wrestler of the Year: Damien Sandow, Curtis Axel, Heath Slater, Primo, Jack Swagger, Fandango, Emma, Natalya

[Emperor Smeat]

Best Rasslin Company of the Year
1) WWE
2) ROH
3) Lucha Underground
4) NJPW
5) TNA

The Completely Not Rigged Tag Team of the Year Award
1) New Day
2) New Day
3) New Day
4) New Day
5) New Day

[Emperor Smeat]

Starting the Sheetys tomorrow so last chance for more nominations before the ballot gets made.

[Simple Fan]

Wrestling Forum Poster of the Year
Smelly Meatball
Noid
#1 wwf-fan
Innovator

Wrestling Forum Thread of the Year
CyNick explains WWE storylines
We were supposed to wake up Big Vic, did we. Wake me up when December ends.
Rollermakka posting his matches

Best Wrestling Avatar
Volare
DAMN iNATOR
XL
Rammstienmad
Vastardikia
Anyone else with a wrestling Avatar

Wrestler used the Most as Avatar
Christian
Randy Orton

Best Manager/Valet
Paul Heyman
Lana
Truth Martini
J&J Security

Completely Not Rigged Tag Team of the Year
New Day
The Young Bucks
The Addiction
The Wolves
The Vaudevillians