WWE RAW 1/4 feat. V for Vince's Vendetta, Cena-Rio III, and a New Day for Prince Pretty

[Emperor Smeat]

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Raw kicks off 2016 with a blockbuster main event, pitting WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns against Sheamus, with WWE Chairman Mr. McMahon serving as special guest referee. Will The Chairman’s personal vendetta against The Big Dog seal a victory for The Celtic Warrior?

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[KIRA]

So Romans feud needs Vinces help to be remotely interesting?

sad

[Mercenary]

So Romans feud needs Vinces help to be remotely interesting?

sad


You bitch every week and still watch that is sadder

[ClockShot]

I think the more important question for tonight is this:

What are Vince and Jerry Jones planning for WrestleMania?

Caption this how you see fit.

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[Frank Drebin]

Raw starting off with a recap of one of the worst segments in recent memory. Now Cole sums up the recap. This is gonna be a long 15 mins.

[Frank Drebin]

Oh no, Roman on the mic. How long until he starts talking about the size of men's balls?

[Corndad]

C'mon Owens. Start Power bombing everyone in sight again. Start with these 2.

[Frank Drebin]

Whew. That wasn't too bad.

[ClockShot]

Couldn't hear a damn thing Reigns was saying. But that was nice and quick.

[slik]

Wonder if Roman 'loses' and then wins the Rumble...if so, Sheamus def dropping the title b4 WM...maybe to Cena or Brock

[Corndad]

Steph used to be sooo good. I mean she carried a Bella to a main match storyline at SummerSlam not all that long ago. She's kinda become cingeworthy recently.

[ClockShot]

Dean got his jacket today.

[Heisenberg]

judging by the TPWW outlook it seems that I'm not missing anything while I electronically pay my bills

[ClockShot]

Lillian looking real good tonight.

[Corndad]

Side note Ambrose actually wasn't that bad in the last 12 Rounds Movie I watched over weekend. My expectations weren't exactly high but it still was quite entertaining.

[Mercenary]

Lillian looking real good tonight.


Just tonight?

[ClockShot]

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK RETURNS!

So happy.

[Volare]

Why can't KO destroy someone else?

[ClockShot]

Just tonight?

Yeah. Really don't pay attention much, but she's lookin' sharp.

[Dark One]

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[ClockShot]

Fuck 'em up Owens Fuck 'em up.

[Frank Drebin]

Poor Neville. They force him to carry around his "Starlet of the Year" Slammy like its something to be proud of.

[Dark One]

Comcast stream is basically unwatchable. Going to go back to sleep and watch the west coast airing, I think. Have fun party people.

[Dark One]

Poor Neville. They force him to carry around his "Starlet of the Year" Slammy like its something to be proud of.

I look forward to carrying around printouts of my Spammy awards.

[Emperor Smeat]

Steph used to be sooo good. I mean she carried a Bella to a main match storyline at SummerSlam not all that long ago. She's kinda become cingeworthy recently.

She's been trying way too hard to be the new "Vince" but without the embarrassments or the constant paybacks Vince used to get that helped his character become great.

[ClockShot]

Damn Neville, nice sell on that DDT.

[Mercenary]

I look forward to carrying around printouts of my Spammy awards.


The most rigged event of the Tpww year!

[Tom Guycott]

Diamond Dallas Neville

[Frank Drebin]

I look forward to carrying around printouts of my Spammy awards.

You'll win Best Gang Bang Scene for sure.

[Tom Guycott]

Is it just me, or is Dean fucking Ambrose doing more in the booth in one match on one night to put over Neville, his feud with Owens, and the IC championship than the people who are paid to be announcers every week?

[Frank Drebin]

She's been trying way too hard to be the new "Vince" but without the embarrassments or the constant paybacks Vince used to get that helped his character become great.

Yup. Always has to be on top. Was the last time she got her comuppins when Vickie tossed her into the pool of pudding?

[Frank Drebin]

Now Ambrose is saying is calling Owens a Prizefighter too. I hate when the same phrases get used to describe a guy week after week.

[Frank Drebin]

Hooray for 50/50 booking

[Tom Guycott]

Wait... Scorpio? They didn't refer to him as Flash Funk?!?

[Mercenary]

Like the suit color Vince

[ClockShot]

They're really going all in with this Hateful Eight advertising.

[Tom Guycott]

Haha. Little girl was like "If Izzy can cop a feel of Finn Balor, I can get away with a handful of Ambrose!"

[owenbrown]

can 1-8 on that list be John Cena?

[Mercenary]

WWE Superrrrrrrrrrrrstars now on Raw I see

[Tom Guycott]

Uh oh. Cartwheel. Stardust will now get The Genius gimmick.

[Frank Drebin]

What the hell is Sandow up to, anyway?

[Tom Guycott]

WWE Superrrrrrrrrrrrstars now on Raw I see

The Rated PG ssooOOOUUUUperstarrrrr

[Frank Drebin]

Random Titus win. Ill take it.

[Tom Guycott]

What the hell is Sandow up to, anyway?

Fucking off in oblvion like Axel since they went all in on that Mega Powers gimmick, and got derailed due to history erasing.

[Mercenary]

omg a giant Woooo on Charlo.....lmao

[Frank Drebin]

lol........"protein sisters"

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days Becky Lynch is just going to snap and become a badass sumbmission machine ... oh wait she already does a submission as a finisher and is into steampunk stuff.

One of these days Becky Lynch won't pull a Sting and get easily fooled or backstabbed by Charlotte.

[Tom Guycott]

And it appearss Becky's midriff has grinded TPWW server to a crawl.

[Corndad]

I see Becky getting shot at Rumble and Fast Lane followed by Sasha taking title at Mania. Then I wake up and Steph claims herself Woman's Champion just because.

[Tom Guycott]

"Where you goin', sister?"

to commercial, apparently

[Frank Drebin]

Hooray for 50/50 booking

[Corndad]

Flairs make better Heels anyway.

[Frank Drebin]

Would have been sweet to have had Charlotte do a real heel turn and give her a "moment" rather than this slow burn.

[Tom Guycott]

We have just learned Charlotte has been reprimanded because she used a spear and is not Roman Reigns.

[Frank Drebin]

Spear is one of the worst finishers nowadays. Doesn't help that 1/3 of the roster has used it at some point.

[Tom Guycott]

No use of foreign objects... Sheamus gets DQ'd for just stepping in the ring.

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns had another laughably bad promo

Will tune back in for main event

[Emperor Smeat]

Would have been sweet to have had Charlotte do a real heel turn and give her a "moment" rather than this slow burn.

Should just go all in with the Flair antics and have her form her own Four Horsewomen group.

[Corndad]

Thank God for the Wyatts

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE really needs to do that Wyatt "derp" thing during the Rumble itself for each Wyatt involved.

[Tom Guycott]

Haha. "Starring Brock Lesnar"

[Mercenary]

GOD DAMN IT USOS YOUR MOM IS THE HO!

[Mercenary]

raw is dead?

[Simple Fan]

Axel

[Mercenary]

heath slater and the band of jobbers

[Emperor Smeat]

Slater forming a new band stable would be good. Also :lol: at how random that group is.

[slik]

BO DALLAS IS HERE

[slik]

I BOLIEVE AGAIN IN AMERICA

[Frank Drebin]

Should just go all in with the Flair antics and have her form her own Four Horsewomen group.

You're asking too much of an all too obvious situation.

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[Tom Guycott]

Oh shit, The Forgotten

[slik]

Trump/Dallas

Make America BOlieve Again!

[Tom Guycott]

Only person missing is Sandow, though

[Mercenary]

Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!Slater wins!!!!!

[Corndad]

JOB Squad 2016

[Heisenberg]

Stable City

[Tom Guycott]

I see legs here, if Vince doesn't get bored in a couple weeks.

speaking of bands, awwww... Kofi needs an instrument. Maybe a tambourine? Or a cowbell?

[Ruien]

Why is this thread so dead? Was this a tapes episode? Been fairly entertained so far. Miss football though.

[slik]

Best stable since the Four Horsemen

[Mercenary]

NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!! NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!NEW DAY ROCKS!!!!!!!

[Mercenary]

OH it's the 776588779090890890 return of y2bore

[Emperor Smeat]

:y: Blinky jacket is back

[Frank Drebin]

Might enjoy this job squad group. Lets see where it goes.

[dronepool]

Y2J!

[Mercenary]

ugh Jericho sheep

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kofi yelling out "retire" to Jericho

[Tom Guycott]

Why is he paraphrasing his debut? Is this the same building he interrupted The Rock? (Go Jericho Go)

[slik]

wut is he wearing

[slik]

Why is this thread so dead? Was this a tapes episode? Been fairly entertained so far. Miss football though.

I was wondering the same thing...Is there a big NFL fight 2nite or something?

[Mercenary]

I think theres some college fooseball game on

[Bad News Gertner]

Holy fuck, Slater won!!!!!!!!!!

[slik]

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[weather vane]

List of Rumble entrants rn?

Jericho
Show
Stroman
Wyatt
Ziggler
Ryback
Harper
Rowan
Axel

That it?

[Lock Jaw]

Forgot about RAW... Just got back.... I see I missed Becky Lynch already from reading the thread... Any point in turning it on now?

[Mercenary]

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how bout no

[Droford]

Im about an hour behind but ill say the San Antonio crowd is shitty

[Emperor Smeat]

Forgot about RAW... Just got back.... I see I missed Becky Lynch already from reading the thread... Any point in turning it on now?

Depends on how interested you are in seeing the main event of Reigns vs Sheamus and/or shenanigans with Vince as ref.

[OssMan]

Did anything good happen

[Shadrick]

Vince with the middle finger. lmao.

[OssMan]

It seems like you can always tell if raw is going to be good or not based on how many people post in this thread in the first 20 minutes

[Heisenberg]

God damn Vince has veins on his veins

[OssMan]

Why didnt Seamus yell "FOR MY MOTHER" or whatever

[OssMan]

"Guest referee" is by far the funniest/most absurd idea in wrestling

[OssMan]

Ramon Reigns wearing body armor for his title defense tonight.

[Bad News Gertner]

Heard the greatest name for Slater's stable: The Poor Horsemen

[Emperor Smeat]

Maybe if Reigns was nicer to Vince, he'd get a better count.

Also Shane was way better as a crooked ref than Vince is right now for screwjob stuff. Feels way too forced right now.

[Dewidi]

is it me or fron a distance does new day look like they are wearing dildoes on their heads?
also who besides me is tired of lesnar?

[OssMan]

Would love to see Seamus land a Bro Kick here

Congrats on your first post Dewidi :y:

[slik]

vince dead

[OssMan]

BRO KICK

ANOTHER BRO KICK

[Corndad]

The hell is even going on

[OssMan]

Is there any other way for a face to win a guest referee match other than a new ref coming in or the heel ref turning face

[Corndad]

That all makes no sense at all hahaha

[slik]

what a clusterfuck lololol

[Corndad]

Oh shit Roman is winning the freakin Rumble again. For the love of hell.

[OssMan]

Oh shit Roman is winning the freakin Rumble again. For the love of hell.
Well it could be Daniel Bryant

[Shadrick]

dog this was a total clusterfuck lmao

[slik]

Cool Twist for the Rumble

[OssMan]

Tempted to watch this movie that just came on usa network

Need to feel loved

[Emperor Smeat]

Like the Rumble being for the title but that main event was one huge train wreck of a match and setup.

[OssMan]

it has the rock in it

nvm

[Corndad]

Only thing beside a Roman Retaining at Rumble is HHH screwing him out of it and probably like Cena wins it. I can't really see anyone else at this point? Brock maybe but I figure he is getting saved for The Rock at Mania

[OssMan]

the rock just rock bottomed a guy in this nightclub

[slik]

the show colony on usa network lukes good

[slik]

^

@OssMan

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Raw thread just barely gets to 4 pages. gotta love modern WWE.</font>

[Droford]

Wait..I called Roman defending the belt in the rumble..wooohooo

[Disturbed316]

Defending the title in the Rumble? An absolute shitty idea.

At least it gives the potential for a returning Kurt Angle to head straight back to the stop :shifty:

[Damian Rey]

Well it is...different. The only way it's gonna get worse if he wins the whole thing. I didn't watch. Is Reigns entering number one? And how are they gonna figure out the main event l Mania?

I'm thoroughly confused.

[Dark One]

<font color=goldenrod>Raw thread just barely gets to 4 pages. gotta love modern WWE.</font>

I must really inflate these threads.

[Droford]

Well it is...different. The only way it's gonna get worse if he wins the whole thing. I didn't watch. Is Reigns entering number one? And how are they gonna figure out the main event l Mania?

I'm thoroughly confused.

Fastlane #1 contender match

[OssMan]

There will be 2 royal rumbles in 1 night

[Big Vic]

Apparently Vince has NUCLEAR heat on him for screwing up the finish.

[Ultra Mantis]

Roman wins the rumble and the Mania main event is a 45 minute promo where a bunch of hall of famers and other babyfaces tell us how Roman is the GOAT and he just stands there smirking and making bad one liners every so often. This all concludes with Vince announcing he has divorced Linda and will be marrying Roman Reigns tomorrow night on Raw or Roman is fired.

[Schlomey]

A lot of people were left off this show....
More importantly, absolutely FUCK Vince for putting the title on the line in the Rumble. Everything about it makes me mad. I would have thought after last years shit show that he would try something else....

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I actually think the title being on the line in the Rumble is pretty cool :-\ have wanted to see it again for ages.

Yeah it limits the number of realistic winners but then again I only ever saw Cena or Brock as realistic winners anyway. Now it's those 2 and Reigns.</font>

[Theo Dious]

I'd love to see the Usos become Reigns's wingman in the Rumble & be taken out by another top guy.

[KIRA]

You bitch every week and still watch that is sadder

And that's where you are wrong I haven't watched in like 2 weeks and judging by this thread it was the right call.

[Simple Fan]

The Chains Are Off. That's all I got from Raw, like Slaters group but I feel Sandow and a repackaged Fandango would fit better than Rose and Dallas.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If I were booking the Rumble, I'd have Reigns enter at number one, only to quickly be eliminated by whoever is number 2. Reigns goes apeshit on the dude, jumping back in the ring and beating the shit out of him...then just have the rest of the match be like "ohhh shit, what's going on here???"

[drave]

I watch on Hulu and they completely cut out the Slater segment. Is there a 3MB revival with new jobbers or something?

The Rumble for the title seems like an interesting idea and has me caring more than I would have normally. Still my favorite PPV all year regardless.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Yeah apparently Slater formed a new stable with Adam Rose, Bo Dallas, and Curtis Axel.

Not a "band" or anything, just a bunch of guys who want to get noticed. Basically a new Job Squad.</font>

[Simple Fan]

I watch on Hulu and they completely cut out the Slater segment. Is there a 3MB revival with new jobbers or something?

The Rumble for the title seems like an interesting idea and has me caring more than I would have normally. Still my favorite PPV all year regardless.

Man, that was the best part of Raw on my opinion. Think Slater called them Social Outcast, not sure if that is their name or not. Personally I don't like Bo andRose being in the group and would rather have Fandango and Sandow iinstead.

[Ultra Mantis]

Fandango and Sandow both have potential to be relevant acts, though admittedly that would require actual effort on the part of creative. I get the feeling this is just going to be a sequel to 3MB so they're better off not being involved.

[owenbrown]

so you guys ready for SUPER CENA to come back bad shoulder and all and win the title at the Royal Rumble in a couple of weeks and bury what is left of the roster?

[ron the dial]

shut the fuck up owenbrown

[owenbrown]

oh ron, you better not say my name or road doggy dogg will neg rep you with EXTREME PREJUDICE :roll: