WWE RAW 1/11 feat. Suplex City's Mayor, A New Day of the Lunatic World Eater Becky, and Reigns doing something

[Emperor Smeat]

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He’s coming. Less than two weeks before the 2016 Royal Rumble event, Brock Lesnar is re-emerging on Raw in New Orleans — the same city The Beast Incarnate made history by ending The Undertaker’s undefeated WrestleMania Streak. What awaits as The Anomaly’s shadow looms over Monday’s Raw?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Low ratings &amp; everyone's injured. Who knew Vince McMahon's deal with Satan had an expiration date? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Kayfabe?src=hash">#Kayfabe</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/685474808314740737">January 8, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Spoiler for the first inductee of the 2016's Hall of Fame class:
http://n8itude.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/b3UWxDG.gif

[Volare]

Brock takes out the entire roster, allowing him every spot in the Rumble therefore automatically winning.

[Lock Jaw]

Pic looks like Brock is "having his way" with that logo....

[Corndad]

Brock takes out the entire roster, allowing him every spot in the Rumble therefore automatically winning.

Would be beyond tremendous. Can you imagine if the Rumble was nothing but an hour long Paul Heyman promo? That would rival 1992 and 2001 as the best Rumbles ever in my book.

[ClockShot]

A Raw with Brock Lesnar is always a good Raw.

[Locke]

Crazy ending to NCSI just now. Who saw that?

[Droford]

I like how tgey edited Vinces fuck up out

[ClockShot]

The fuck's with these hue changes?

[ClockShot]

Employee meeting.

Ruh-roh.

[Lock Jaw]

Nice facepaint (Ziggy) Stardust

[Droford]

Wish the social outcast was out today for $16

[Droford]

Nice facepaint (Ziggy) Stardust

Needs to radomly tag with Dolph

[Corndad]

Social Outcasts already got T Shirts!!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wow. Forgot that RAW has been able to legally drink for 2 years now.

[ClockShot]

Someone's missing from that group, Vince.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Employee meeting.

Ruh-roh.

Brock to interrupt?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pic looks like Brock is "having his way" with that logo....

Good thing it serves as its own censor bar then.

[Locke]

WWE doing that thing where they say superstars' names to see how the audience reacts to them.

[Droford]

new Wyatt shirt for $16 (http://shop.wwe.com/Wyatt-Family-"Down-with-the-Machine"-Authentic-T-Shirt/W10787,default,pd.html)

[ClockShot]

Hey Wyatts, nice entrance.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha... Bray comes out, does his "mysterious" entrance...... Vince pretty much ignores it.

[Droford]

Roman should just never get in the ring til theres only 1 left

[Corndad]

I miss Seth Rollins

[slik]

Oh hai Bray

Vince no-sells lol

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I like to imagine all of those big Wyatt Family dudes cramming under the ring just to do that surprise entrance.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't think about this until now, but being for the title, this puts a whole new twist on Renee Young winning the Royal Rumble.

[Locke]

Roman should just never get in the ring til theres only 1 left

Anybody would be smart to do that

[Lock Jaw]

Roman to bury the RAW Roster tonight! Woo!

[Droford]

Sandow is up there

Sandow for Ch..lol..cant even

[Locke]

Why do they think everybody will be gunning for Roman Reigns? It's not like whoever takes him out wins the title, they would still have to beat everybody.

[Dark One]

Pic looks like Brock is "having his way" with that logo....

Brock don't got time to take it to dinner first.

[Mercenary]

remember cena vs the raw roster yeah that match sucked too

[DAMN iNATOR]

Why do they think everybody will be gunning for Roman Reigns? It's not like whoever takes him out wins the title, they would still have to beat everybody.

Because Vince was all like, "IDGAF".

[Emperor Smeat]

Roman to bury the RAW Roster tonight! Woo!

Trying to one up Cena in that department. Cena needed another guy to help to take out the RAW brand when he had the same match years ago.

[Droford]

Vince should just keep sending guys out into the rumble beyond 30 til someone eliminates Roman

[Lock Jaw]

The Shield also faced the RAW Roster once.... during one of Triple H's random Authority face turns he made the match for some reason.... I think they eventually lost, though. Surely Roman can do it now, though. Without two other people dragging him down.

[Tammy]

I talked with my sexual e-partner, owenbrown, and he said we could have a threesome with Roman Reigns. :love::heart::love::heart: He said is curious to see the Roman Empire up close!!!:kiss::kiss::kiss:

I can't wait to have sex with Roman Reigns!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO

[Locke]

Are they going to save Brock Lesnar for the end of the show. That's something these fuckers would do Only reason I'm still watching

[Dark One]

So when is Kevin Owens interfering?

[Dark One]

Vince should just keep sending guys out into the rumble beyond 30 til someone eliminates Roman

This would actually be a really hilarious way to introduce the NJPW guys.

"YOU'RE STILL ALIVE? GOD DAMNIT. FINE. GET 'EM, GUYS!"

[Locke]

I talked with my sexual e-partner, owenbrown, and he said we could have a threesome with Roman Reigns. :love::heart::love::heart: He said is curious to see the Roman Empire up close!!!:kiss::kiss::kiss:

I can't wait to have sex with Roman Reigns!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO

Tammy I have more reputation points as you and less than half as many posts, wanna fight?

[Lock Jaw]

Vince should just keep sending guys out into the rumble beyond 30 til someone eliminates Roman

"This is now a 31 man Royal Rumble!"


......


"This is now a 32 man Royal Rumble!"


...........


........ x amount of time passes.....


"Uhhhh.... this is now a 57 man Royal Rumble... and.... uhhhh.... 1 woman!"


*Renee Young enters and wins the Royal Rumble*

[Locke]

Two count

[ClockShot]

If that's the case, the Rumble better the be whole 3-4 hours.

[Locke]

Two count </>

[DAMN iNATOR]

"This is now a 31 man Royal Rumble!"


......


"This is now a 32 man Royal Rumble!"


...........


........ x amount of time passes.....


"Uhhhh.... this is now a 57 man Royal Rumble... and.... uhhhh.... 1 woman!"


*Renee Young enters and wins the Royal Rumble*

El Torito for next WWE Champion.

[Droford]

Lunatic Lariat!

[DAMN iNATOR]

"SmackDown! moves to USA, Thursday, 8/7C"?! It's already moved...

[Locke]

Since everyone's attention is focused here, would anyone mind shedding some light on these questions I had about the wrestling forums: http://tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?p=4755255

[Droford]

Sheamus is busted open

[ClockShot]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

QUICK! GO TO BLACK & WHITE!

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE really needs to stop doing the shaky cam for punches.

[Locke]

WWE really needs to stop doing the shaky cam for punches.

Why?

[ClockShot]

Ooooh. The Highlight Reel's back, too.

Really, REALLY trying to boost those ratings.

[Locke]

Byron Saxton is the WWE's Russell Wilson, minus the part where he is good. Nothing interesting to say ever.

[Lock Jaw]

OMG you guys Total Divas is coming back!!!

[Lock Jaw]

They made Daniel Bryan exclusive to the Total Divas brand to try to boost the ratings

[ClockShot]

OMG you guys Total Divas is coming back!!!

NOW THE ONLY SHOW WHERE YOU CAN SEE DANIEL BRYAN IN (some sort of) ACTION!

[Lock Jaw]

He got the really short end of the brand split

[Droford]

Roman Reigns new theme
<iframe width="640" height="360" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/7BMP-H2ydJk" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[DAMN iNATOR]

BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

QUICK! GO TO BLACK & WHITE!

Could actually enhance certain matches/feuds where appropriate IF it was only done occasionally. However, I don't really trust creative that much.

[ClockShot]

"Honey, are you alright?"

[ClockShot]

No more than 5 seconds did the David Bowie references start coming out of JBL's mouth.

[Locke]

Will somebody explain the god dang wrestling q&a forum

[Lock Jaw]

No more than 5 seconds did the David Bowie references start coming out of JBL's mouth.

Are you complaining about that?

[Lock Jaw]

Will somebody explain the god dang wrestling q&a forum

It is for asking specific questions that have only one specific answer.

[ClockShot]

Nope.

Just like if he staggered them across the match. But if it's against Titus, it should be quick.

[ClockShot]

DREW BREES!

Isn't Krispy at this show or something?

[Mercenary]

Drew Breees MNF invades Raw!!!!!!!!!

[Dark One]

Save_Us.MAURO

[Locke]

It is for asking specific questions that have only one specific answer.

Why would someone think that is necessary? I don't get it. From now on this is the Wrestling Statements and Opinions Forum (wrestling s&o)

[Mercenary]

Is JBL drunk? He sounds it

[Droford]

Save_Us.MAURO

I hope he gets to be on RAW soon

Or the PPVs

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha all the grey paint on Titus' head

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Titus O'Neil &amp; <a href="https://twitter.com/StardustWWE">@StardustWWE</a> have one hell of a rivalry, mainly because we have nothing else for either of them to do <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/686726371373101056">January 12, 2016</a></blockquote>
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A feud only because Stardust was too cheap to get some cosmic locks for his cosmic wasteland house.

[Droford]

Lol that kid didnt care

[Lock Jaw]

Why would someone think that is necessary? I don't get it. From now on this is the Wrestling Statements and Opinions Forum (wrestling s&o)

Maybe there were more questions asked back in the day and it had to be "spun off".....

[Dark One]

Kid has literally no idea who this strange black man who isn't John Cena is.

[ClockShot]

So, has it been confirmed that some of the Bullet Club is on their way to WWE with that Balor ad/promo?

[Locke]

Kid holding up a blank green sign

[Mercenary]

WWE should just go to smark cities this crowd sucks

[Lock Jaw]

Scarf really ties the ensemble together

[Dark One]

Jericho's new gimmick is the 50 year old dad trying to be hip.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/Sn7KmpL.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-01-11)

That Booty Ain't Rooty Tooty

[ClockShot]

Crowd right now.


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[Droford]

Flair should win the Rumble just to guve an extra title reign buffer ahead of Cena

[Mercenary]

New Day wearing dildos I see

[Kris P Lettus]

:love: Xavier saying "making groceries"

[Lock Jaw]

Tag team match playas

[Dark One]

Jericho's new gimmick is the 50 year old dad trying to be hip.

[Lock Jaw]

Heard you the first time

[Kris P Lettus]

His hair really bothers me. Looks like a dad from an 80s sitcom just woke up.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/owjvzcS.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-01-11)

[Dark One]

That GIF really disguises the sad Swagger stare the kid had for most of that.

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha Xavier.... sprinting away from Jericho and then shouting "I'm not afraid of you!"

And prior to that trombone slowing down....

[Lock Jaw]

Remember when Stevie Ray would call people Fruity Booties?

[Ruien]

8s the Rumble for the title because they have no idea who is facing Roman at Mania? Feels like it.

[Lock Jaw]

Usos seem to be almost killing themselves on those top rope dives every time now

[slik]

Brock is facing Kalisto @ Ruien and Reigns is facing Strowman per Ryan Clark

[Lock Jaw]

NOT THE TROMBONE!

http://i.imgur.com/eTyWlOJ.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-01-11)

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Woods

[Locke]

Jericho breaking the trombone, fucking mean

Some kid in elementary school will do that tomorrow

[Lock Jaw]

Jericho breaking the trombone, fucking mean

Some kid in elementary school will do that tomorrow

:nono:

Already enough kids breaking other kid's trombones...

[Droford]

Heyman a bit sweaty

[Lock Jaw]

STONG

[Mercenary]

Sting!

[Lock Jaw]

Such a somber song.... feel like he passed away....

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to be really disappointing if Lesnar's not in the Rumble. Him suplexing people out of the ring and causing carnage would already make it better than the last 2 Rumbles on paper.


:y: Sting going in the Hall.

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/bNq6CxD.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-01-11)

[Locke]

lol at LeBron James liking Sting

[Locke]

All this shit is so boring... Where is Brock Lesnar

[Lock Jaw]

"Imagine" if they had kept Bray Wyatt strong coming out of the Undertaker/Kane feud... and poised him as a major threat in the Royal Rumble.... Would have been "cool"....

[Lock Jaw]

Pretty cool theme....

[Dark One]

Social Outcasts with a better theme than Cesaro.

[Lock Jaw]

Slater/Dallas/Rose/Axel Face turn?!

[Corndad]

Social Outcasts will be the New Day of 2016. I thought at the start had no shot and turn to be best segment every week.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Pretty sure <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> is just outright laughing at his brother <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/686740804019318784">January 12, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

Tired of this show already.... need Becky Lynch...

[Lock Jaw]

Should rename Kallisto to Watermelon Man

[Droford]

New and Improvec Rey Mysterio

[Lock Jaw]

Good showing from Kallisto on the mic

[Emperor Smeat]

Sheamus' forehead from earlier:
https://i.imgur.com/cVyvFV3.jpg

[Dark One]

Tired of this show already.... need Becky Lynch...

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Comeatmebro?src=hash">#Comeatmebro</a> <a href="https://t.co/vr5lk2N58F">pic.twitter.com/vr5lk2N58F</a></p>&mdash; Becky Lynch (@BeckyLynchWWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/BeckyLynchWWE/status/686737672572895232">January 12, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Lock Jaw]

How can it be "for the first time in history One vs All" when they are promoting "One vs All" for tonight?

[Dark One]

How can it be "for the first time in history One vs All" when they are promoting "One vs All" for tonight?

RATINGS

[Kris P Lettus]

Some of my friends are at RAW and I jokingly asked one of the to buy me a Unicorn Horn. He actually night me one.

:)

[Lock Jaw]

Got a bowl of LIFE cereal to snack on

[Dark One]

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[Corndad]

I've never found Alberto Del Rio entertaining. Face, Heel, doesn't matter. Injuries are killing the roster right now and too many guys I just cant care about are like the whole show now.

[Lock Jaw]

Alberto Del Rio hit The Flying Nothing!

[Lock Jaw]

Feel like they did that exact spot on Smackdown

[Lock Jaw]

Wasn't that pretty much the Salida Del Sol

[Lock Jaw]

FINALLY someone just doesn't hold themselves up to be stomped on

[Mercenary]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG WINS!!!

[Droford]

Kalisto push engaged

[Corndad]

Sin Cara in the back stabbing someone right now hahaha

[Dark One]

Kalisto should probably give Big E tens of thousands of dollars for injuring Sin Cara.

[Corndad]

Sin Cara in the back stabbing someone right now hahaha

If Ryan Clark's prediction for this comes true I may just throw up.

[Lock Jaw]

Good to see them finally getting behind Kallisto

[Simple Fan]

So the US title went from a TV title to a Cruiserweight title.

[Droford]

Kalisto should probably give Big E tens of thousands of dollars for injuring Sin Cara.

Pesos

[Droford]

THE ULTIMATE UNDERDOG WINS!!!

Wheres Spud?

[Mercenary]

Charlotte looks like a crack whore

[Lock Jaw]

None of what was just said made sense

[Emperor Smeat]

So the US title went from a TV title to a Cruiserweight title.

Might be an improvement considering how bad Del Rio was as champ.

[slik]

Viva La Kalisto era!

[Lock Jaw]

I'll go to the papers if I have to

[Locke]

where is brock lesnar

[Lock Jaw]

Damn.... really wanted to hear Becky Lynch's music....

[Dark One]

:|

[Dark One]

I was very confused for a minute why Charlotte was wearing a shirt saying "Wood"

[Dark One]

Also, really like how the current photo for Ric Flair promo shots is from 2003.

[Lock Jaw]

Becky should suplex some referees

[Corndad]

Brie has gone from semi maining SummerSlam to being a Diva Jobber

[Dark One]

Brie has gone from semi maining SummerSlam to being a Diva Jobber

She should try being more of a bitch. That seems to be the key.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ric

[Lock Jaw]

Fatboy

[Locke]

Love the kid who's trying to get autographs in the front row

[Dark One]

I made a mistake watching this instead of inviting Ice Storm Girl over to watch a movie that's purposely bad, instead of a show that's accidentally bad.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Love how Charlotte went from a badass face to a cowering wimp the second she turned heel.

Oh wait, that happens with every single heel on the roster.</font>

[Ermaximus]

None of what was just said made sense

I award them no rep, and may God have mercy on their souls.

[Lock Jaw]

I made a mistake watching this instead of inviting Ice Storm Girl over to watch a movie that's purposely bad, instead of a show that's accidentally bad.

Whoa whoa whoa.... you had the choice to have a female at your house, or to watch half naked men rassle and you picked the half naked men?

I am surprised at your lack of good decision making abilities....

[Lock Jaw]

Good angry promo from Becky Lynch.....

[Ermaximus]

Whoa whoa whoa.... you had the choice to have a female at your house, or to watch half naked men rassle and you picked the half naked men?

I am surprised at your lack of good decision making abilities....

#NoChix or Thrill

[Dark One]

Whoa whoa whoa.... you had the choice to have a female at your house, or to watch half naked men rassle and you picked the half naked men?

I am surprised at your lack of good decision making abilities....

Hung out basically the past three days straight, tired as hell from work, just trying to take it easy. Hoped Brock Lesnar + Road to the Rumble would have made for decent background TV. This was a mistake.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman with a tenous grip on that belt whilst walking down through the crowd.... was hoping someone would have grabbed it and run like hell....

[Dark One]

Oh god.

Are we getting a 90 minute Roman Reigns match?

[Droford]

Should be Luke Harper vs All Match

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/59/7d/af/597daf802513b1c8362e1d56cbdf0dc1.jpg

vs

http://www.stain-removal-101.com/images/all-stainlifter-laundry-detergent-review-21473758.jpg

[Dark One]

https://media.giphy.com/media/tMioYvYl7YCoE/giphy.gif

[Ermaximus]

I'd rather watch HHH wrestle a broom again.

[Droford]

Oh god.

Are we getting a 90 minute Roman Reigns match?

Only if you watch it 3 times

[Lock Jaw]

No chance.... sa satch watch you got

[Locke]

One vs heels

[Lock Jaw]

Tyler Breeze is there too, commentators.

[Lock Jaw]

He's like the only one they didn't mention....

[Droford]

One vs heels

League of Heels

[Emperor Smeat]

He's like the only one they didn't mention....

They didn't recognize him without the selfie stick.

[DAMN iNATOR]

This could actually be fun if it were being contested under the rules of Mortal Kombat.

[Locke]

He should go for his finisher early so he can end the matches quick to fit the whole thing in before 11:05

[Frank Drebin]

I made a mistake watching this instead of inviting Ice Storm Girl over to watch a movie that's purposely bad, instead of a show that's accidentally bad.

You'll never get this night back.

[Lock Jaw]

Hope Owens doesn't lose....

[DAMN iNATOR]

They didn't recognize him without the selfie stick.

That, plus he is in a sea of uggos.

[Droford]

Wheres RuRu?

[Dark One]

You'll never get this night back.

#ShutItDown

[Droford]

Should have started with Strowman

[Frank Drebin]

He's like the only one they didn't mention....

Glad to see he's doing so well on the main roster. Gives me real hope for Balor and the NJPW guys.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Sucks to be the fans with expensive ringside seats who have the Wyatts standing directly in front of them.</font>

[Lock Jaw]

Should have started with Strowman

Can't give away the Wrestlemania main event tonight!

[Locke]

Brock Lesnar still has to appear right

[Corndad]

This all ends with Lesnar killing everyone, right?

[Frank Drebin]

They're asking us to focus on anything but the match. What else is new?

[Lock Jaw]

This all ends with Lesnar killing everyone, right?

http://www.portraitofawrestler.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Brock-Lesner-axe.jpg

[Droford]

What the fuck is up with stupid fucking movies?

[Frank Drebin]

What the fuck is up with stupid fucking movies?

That'd better be your fanny pack.....

[Frank Drebin]

This is going to be an awful Rumble and subsequent RTWM, isn't it?

[Lock Jaw]

http://i.imgur.com/MgzXhAc.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-01-11)

[Frank Drebin]

Someone else mentioned that the Rumble is on the same day as the NFL Championship games. Wonder why they couldn't have waited a week. In any case - fail.

[Droford]

One vs KO

[Locke]

Two count

[Frank Drebin]

Glad to see that Stardust/Ascension thing went well. They really gave it a shot with a few angles and whatnot.

[Lock Jaw]

Triple H obviously entering #30 and winning

[Frank Drebin]

Where the F is Brock? Just get to it already.

[Locke]

10 minutes wasted in this segment so far

[Lock Jaw]

Glad to see that Stardust/Ascension thing went well. They really gave it a shot with a few angles and whatnot.

for whatever reason, they only ever seem to be together on Smackdown, never on RAW

[Frank Drebin]

Also, I'm officially over Jericho. He jumped the shark a while ago, but I kept hoping.

[Maluco]

Triple H obviously entering #30 and winning

It's definitely this, but I wouldn't complain. It is their best option right now tbh

[Frank Drebin]

1) Start brawl
2) Send out Brock
3) End show

[Corndad]

Well look on the bright side guys least we have NXT Takeover to look forward to at the end of this Road to Wrestlemania

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>so they didn't want to do just a regular Owens/Reigns main event so they put everyone else out there as Lesnar fodder?</font>

[Locke]

These two should punch each other some more

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Saxton's reaction to getting his mic cut

[Maluco]

Also, I'm officially over Jericho. He jumped the shark a while ago, but I kept hoping.

He is ruining his legacy. He would probably be annoyed at people thinking that, but he is. Sometimes great careers should just be left alone. Far too many lukewarm comebacks.

[Frank Drebin]

It's definitely this, but I wouldn't complain. It is their best option right now tbh

Sad that this emergency chord may need to be pulled.

[Dark One]

This is going to be an awful Rumble and subsequent RTWM, isn't it?

#ShutItDown?

[Frank Drebin]

He is ruining his legacy. He would probably be annoyed at people thinking that, but he is. Sometimes great careers should just be left alone. Far too many lukewarm comebacks.

He would be all smarmy about how no one knows about the business blah blah blah I love Lemmy, here's my scarf.

[Dark One]

R.I.P. New Day.

[Locke]

That whole thing seemed really poorly planned out

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>lol @ the Wyatts doing nothing during the brawl and just disappearing</font>

[Maluco]

RIP roster

[Lock Jaw]

Very sad about no Paul Heyman promo tonight

[Frank Drebin]

Times like this, when you're looking at Brock to save the Rumble and RTWM, you realize it was probably a good thing he beat Taker.

[Maluco]

He would be all smarmy about how no one knows about the business blah blah blah I love Lemmy, here's my scarf.

Scarf was the worst part for me lol

[Dark One]

That was... certainly... a show?

[Frank Drebin]

Scarfs = ROCK N ROLL!!!!! YEAH!!!

[Simple Fan]

Would have made more since if that was just a big handicap match. At least should have had Konner, Viktor, Breeze, and Stardust lose to Reigns before Owens got in.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I couldn't make it through the last 2 Raws. Hadn't watched for a month or two before that. Only watched tonight to try to stay on top of storylines in advance of the Rumble since that's always my favorite PPV of the year.

If the Rumble goes as I think it will, I have a feeling I won't even be watching the road to WM. Just so hard to care.</font>

[Frank Drebin]

The NJPW guys can't get here fast enough to get misused and placed in a go-nowhere feud with the Dudley Boys.

[Maluco]

Don't want to be a massive downer but a full Mania card looms very difficult to pull off out of that lot. Every heel is destroyed easily by Lesnar bar the Wyatt's who got chased off by the social outcasts, ignored by Vince and just stood around aimlessly at the end before leaving.

Where are the money matches going to come from? Where are the credible guys to carry singles matches and stories?

[Droford]

http://getlostphotography.smugmug.com/Other/2010-04-25-Chikara-King-of/DPP1130/859335239_rG6yX-M-1.jpg

All these ads for Colony..

[Frank Drebin]

Don't want to be a massive downer but a full Mania card looms very difficult to pull off out of that lot. Every heel is destroyed easily by Lesnar bar the Wyatt's who got chased off by the social outcasts, ignored by Vince and just stood around aimlessly at the end before leaving.

Where are the money matches going to come from? Where are the credible guys to carry singles matches and stories?

It is at least interesting to see what they'll do. The rash of injuries have really put a magnifying glass on all of the garbage they currently believe in. Lack of development of certain characters, reliance on old dudes and the 50/50 booking philosophy have made it near impossible to make new stars.

[weather vane]

How many Rumble spots confirmed so far?

[Maluco]

It is at least interesting to see what they'll do. The rash of injuries have really put a magnifying glass on all of the garbage they currently believe in. Lack of development of certain characters, reliance on old dudes and the 50/50 booking philosophy have made it near impossible to make new stars.

Yeah, was going to say, I am actually really curious. If the Rock can wrestle then I would fully expect them to hang the show on him and Lesnar with HHH/Reigns for the title.

If he can't wrestle, I have genuinely no idea how the top of the card will look because even guys I enjoy like Owens haven't been built well enough to be a credible threat to someone like Lesnar

[Ruien]

They are building the Wyatts to do something huge. No Idea yet but they will be the third focal point of WM.

[Frank Drebin]

Time for a Randy Savage hologram.

[Maluco]

They are building the Wyatts to do something huge. No Idea yet but they will be the third focal point of WM.

If they are building them to be something huge then last night was a baffling start. Getting ignored by Vince ruined their aura at the start, then getting ran off by Ryback and the outcasts. They then finished the show just hanging around the ring before wandering off.

Bray Wyatt needs a big singles win, they can't keep building him up to lose, it just doesn't work. To be intimidating and have intrigue, you need to look scary and you need to win matches.

If you had to guess, what do you think could happen? Wyatt's vs Bullet Club maybe?

[Heisenberg]

Didn't get to watch last night, saw the highlights on the WWE facebook page that they post almost immediately. Safe to say it was just another show

[slik]

yeah @ HeisenFriend

It was just 'ok'. Highlights were Vince randomly no-selling The Demon Bray at the beginning of the show, Kalisto winning the U.S. Title (Viva La Kalisto) and Brock Lesnar destroying A New Day, Sheamus, Del Rio, Kevin Owens and Roman Reigns b/c he wants BLOOD.