**********OFFICIAL COMPLAIN ABOUT THE ROYAL RUMBLE THREAD***********

[Shisen Kopf]

Nothing positive in here at all. Discuss why you hated this pile of shit and how you are gonna quit watching 4 eva. ALL CAPS WOULD BE GREAT TOO. But like all complaint threads, nothing positive.

[Shisen Kopf]

Spoiler alerts aren't needed either. Fuck it if people didn't watch it.

[Savio]

Needed more surprises! :fu:

[road doggy dogg]

a wrestler I didn't like won

[Droford]

I had a hard time watching it

[Shisen Kopf]

I didn't like the ring apron at all. Fucking lame. Royal Rumble ring apron is always purple. Vince is a fag.

[Shisen Kopf]

No Kevin Nash? Fucking moron bookers.

[Shisen Kopf]

AJ Styles? More like AJ Piles of Shit, he's never gonna do shit in the WWE.

[#1-norm-fan]

Tatanka has a WWE contract but was not used as a surprise entrant.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

I only had one beer here for the Rumble! Thanks WWE!

[Ruien]

Ryback was thrown out to early!!!!!

[owenbrown]

I'm here to complain about the non-PG gyrations of The New Day...

Qh2sWSVRrmo

[owenbrown]

also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE TPWW SERVER CRASH?! :rant: :shifty:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Ryback was thrown out to early!!!!!

He needed to get back to catering. Feeding time wasn't over yet.

[Shisen Kopf]

No #HABM as a surprise entrant. Fuck WWE.

[Shisen Kopf]

No Bobby Eaton tribute, real classy WWE. FUCKERS.

[Triple A]

also WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T THE TPWW SERVER CRASH?! :rant: :shifty:

This server is rock solid baby...

[Fignuts]

Too many faggot vanilla midgets

[DAMN iNATOR]

TRIPLE H IS A BIG OL' BULLY! ALSO, I DON'T LIKE HIM NOW AND STUFF AND AM TOTALLY GONNA QUIT WATCHING FOREVER THANKS TO THAT TERRARYZING RACIST PIECE OF SHIT! STOP SAYING YOU'RE MY FATHER, PAUL!

[Simple Fan]

Curtis Axel wasnt eliminated twice.

[Volare]

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[Shisen Kopf]

Fucking hate WWE so much right now, that's it, I QUIT!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jack Swagger looked like a fucking joke. AJ Styles came out at #3. I fucking hate the #3.

[Blonde Moment]

WHEAR THE FUCK WAS JOAN SENA?!!!
TOTLA JOK HE NOT WIN

[Mr. Nerfect]

So the WWE has AJ Styles and Samoa Joe, but they haven't hired Christopher Daniels and had the last three come down to them? Fucking amateurs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kalisto wears a mask. Take that shit back down to Spain. They should have brought in Frankie Kazarian for an Antonio Banderas-off with Alberto Del Rio for the US's Heart Championship.

[Theo Dious]

Curtis Axel wasnt eliminated twice.

So basically last night he was eliminated from the 2015 Rumble and is still in the 20qy Rumble.

[Shisen Kopf]

Why wasn't The Undertaker #30 and why didn't he win? That would been better than that bitch ass HHH winning. RETARDS!

[drave]

NO DANIEL BRYAN NO NETWORK SUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jordan]

I have no substantial complaints.

[Schlomey]

Fucking Swagger was a beast..what the fuck happened!?!?
Oh, and I felt like I was watching an infomercial with how many adverts they ran between matches...fucking christ.

[Shisen Kopf]

I have no substantial complaints.

Please exit this thread immediately.

[Ultra Mantis]

No Fandango

0/10

[Mercenary]

I'm here to complain about the complainers

[Mercenary]

NO DANIEL BRYAN NO NETWORK SUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


He would just get injured anyways, He isn't needed the brittle fuck

[Arrogance]

They should have let AJ hit his fucking finish...so many reversals it made him look bad.

[Heisenberg]

My mom locked me in a basement and Triple H won, Kentucky Nakamura Fried Chicken didn't debut and now my D&D session is cancelled. #KillMeCuzGodIsn'tReal

[slik]

Man I'm so angry all the final wrestlers were white

[slik]

I can't believe they didn't let Kane eliminate a ton of people I am so peeved I could spit

[slik]

I can't believe Dolph Ziggler was eliminated, he should have won I am just furious right now

[slik]

I can't believe they didn't let STING come out and have a honorary spot even if he couldn't wrestle he should have got to come out and had an honorary spot. It's the least they could have done since they ruined his life and destroyed him by making him lose to HHH last year.

[Big Vic]

Really hope Ziggler get released and goes to New Japan or something.

[Simple Fan]

Really hope Ziggler get released and goes to New Japan or something.

I could get with that. Really wanted him to leave WWE last year when his contract was up. Feel like a world tour of sorts would do him wonders kind of like Del Rio did.

[Simple Fan]

I didnt like Kalisto winning the US title. Del Rio is far more superior than lil Kalisto and it just seems like a bad move to me. If they still had Rey I could see why they would want the US title on him for a match a Mania but w/o him I really dont see the point of him being champion is. Might go with a multiman ladder match at Mania for the US title, I dont know just dont like Kalisto.

[Shisen Kopf]

Fuck this shit. I MEAN FUCK THIS SHIT. I wonder if anyone has committed suicide bc of the shitty ass rumble?

[drave]

RIP Crazy Edgar

[Shisen Kopf]

PLEASE DON'T CALL IT ROYAL RUMBLE ANYMORE. IT WAS NOT ROYAL AT ALL. MY IRISH ANCESTORS ARE ALSO ANGRY.

[Shisen Kopf]

Tazz Dan, Jeritron and Pepsi man are rolling over in their communal grave bc of this crap.

[Shisen Kopf]

So angry I didn't use the Oxford comma last post.

[Arrogance]

I DIDN'T GET HOW TO READ IT

[Shisen Kopf]

ALL CAPS MEAN SRS BSNS

[Emperor Smeat]

:n: at Bo Dallas not being a Rumble entrant. Didn't feel like BOlieving in any else as the winner.

[slik]

I AM SO MAD BECKY LUNCH LOST TOO. BECKY LUNCH SHOULD BE WOMAN CHAMP.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'M SUPER DUPER PISSED THAT MR. TORGUE OF BORDERLANDS FAME WASN'T ON COMMENTARY LAST NIGHT!

EXPLOOOOOOOOSIONS!!!!!!

[Shisen Kopf]

I AM SO MAD BECKY LUNCH LOST TOO. BECKY LUNCH SHOULD BE WOMAN CHAMP.

Champion of women is in the kitchen

[My Final Heaven]

HHH won and Becky Lynch didn't so that's poopy

To make myself feel better, I bought that Slenderman game off the PSN for 3 bucks, and I'm gonna make videos of myself screaming over it and become a Youtube billionaire like Pewdiepie. I'm gonna buy WWE from Vince, and hire back Wendi Richter to be Heavyweight champ.

Then, I'll teach her how to do a missle dropkick finisher and name it the Menopausal Missle, so Michael Cole has to orgasm-scream "MENOPAUSAL MISSLE!! MENOPAUSAL MISSLE!!!" 300 times a match, and I can giggle.
Also, I'll install an electric shock in JBL's seat, and zap him every time he threatens to beat up another commentator because they disagree with him. :heart:

[My Final Heaven]

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[Jazzy Foot]

For years I was hoping Styles and Aries would come to WWE and now they're here. If Styles isn't given a main event push then I don't know what to say.

Predictable ending and that's WWE is so dire at the moment. So much opportunity to make an exciting or unpredictable twist:

- Have Ambrose screw over Reigns and he wins the title and joins with the Authourity.

- Just as Triple H is celebrating in the ring, the counter goes off and number 31 enters the ring. Could have used this to bring back Taker with whom Triple H has history of course but hasn't had much to do with the Authority. Place would have gone batshit crazy if he had returned and eliminated Triple H and won the title.

- Sting could have been another idea being the vigilante et al and of course has history with Triple H. But alas he is probably still injured and/or his wrestling days are more than likely over.

- To quote Shisen Kopf, 'Bray Wyatt appears to be stuck forever in midcard hell'. I questioned the logic and bringing back the Wyatt family together and am bemused that a man with great skills both on the mic and in the ring is being shunned from the main event picture.

- Not sure what direction they are going in with Lesnar but wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't feature in the WM main event. What a step down.

- The R-Truth bit just wasn't funny at all. I mean seriously even the most immature WWE fan or a four year old wouldn't have found that funny. It appears WWE are happy to have him play the role ofthe resident dumbass African-American crack head.

- Why have Henry, Big Show and Kane all eliminated before Lesnar hit the ring? Would have been better to have had him clear the ring out.


It looks like Triple H v Reigns for WM main event. I would prefer Triple H v Undertaker in all honesty. Why? As I said before, the Authourity have really taken on and beaten anyone that has challenged them in the last 2 or so years: Bryan, Cena, Reigns, Sting etc. The only figure who hasn't really taken on the Authourity (except say Lesnar) is the Undertaker and given what might well be his final WM, what better way to sign off by taking on one of your greatest rivals one last time and winning the WHC for the final time? Can imagine the crowd at Cowboys Stadium going wild for that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Sounds more like a discussion post than a complaint. Please start complaining or GTFO.

[Volare]

Complain about this. :)

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Complain about this. :)

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THAT IS NOT TV-PG! I DEMAND BOTH WWE H.R. AND NBC STANDARDS AND PRACTICES SIT HIM DOWN AND LET HIM KNOW THAT SUCH CONDUCT IS UNACCEPTABLE!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Becky Lunch was wearing too much clothing again. I appreciate that this is the 21st century and she can wear what she wants, but this is rassling and she should dress more suggestively. Sabotage to make redneck male fans hate her for not giving them more boners.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kalisto botched a move. What a reckless piece of shit. I hope they take the US Title off him and give him that gay hairdresser gimmick.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Neville wore red tights. Why didn't he wear that shade during his program with Stardust and he was emphasized as the Red Arrow? Stupid.

[Mr. Nerfect]

After the stupid R-Truth ladder spot, they didn't have Kane use the ladder to destroy everyone. Amateurs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

How did Sami Zayn get a Rumble spot but Heath Slater didn't?

[ron the dial]

Becky Lunch was wearing too much clothing again. I appreciate that this is the 21st century and she can wear what she wants, but this is rassling and she should dress more suggestively. Sabotage to make redneck male fans hate her for not giving them more boners.

you really need to let this go, bud.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Are you trying to turn me against Becky Lunch? Because you have no chance of achieving that. The woman is a goddess.

[ron the dial]

i would never suggest such a thing.

[ron the dial]

FUCK need to keep this to complaining. my bad, shisen.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm complaining about your lack of complaining and criticisms of my Becky Lynch complaints.

[ron the dial]

becky could wrestle in a sumo suit for all i care as long as they use her properly. it would not be my preference, but i'd take it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd take Becky doing anything over almost anything else.

[Shisen Kopf]

Where was Paige last night? Why didn't she have a match? WWE ARE FOOLS

[DAMN iNATOR]

Shisen, ypu should take the following under advisement: Please consider changing the thread title to "**********OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE ROYAL GRUMBLES THREAD***********". The current one suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkssss.

That is my complaint for this post.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Where was Paige last night? Why didn't she have a match? WWE ARE FOOLS

And who was that 80 year old dude Becky was wrestling last night? Thought they didn't promote intergender violence anymore. For shame. :n::nono:

[The MAC]

ONCE AGAIN BRET HART NAILS IT :

On what he thought of the Royal Rumble match: “I wasn’t that impressed with it. I thought it was one of the least exciting ones I’ve ever watched. I just didn’t find it very exciting. I found it very predictable. When all of the guys came out and ganged up on Roman Reigns I knew that he was going to come back out later. It was just so easy to figure out. It was not suspenseful. Some of the guys I thought were doing really well in it. I was glad they were in it. Like AJ Styles and Kevin Owens but they seemed to get dumped out. Even Big Show and Mark Henry… a lot of guys just got thrown out like they didn’t mean anything. I think any time you have a Royal Rumble and you have a guy as big as the Big Show and you just throw him out it just doesn’t mean as much as it should. The legitimacy of wrestling. You have to have some logic and common sense in it. The whole ending was… even when it got down to the last four guys I was surprised that they were the four guys. That they would pin the whole hopes of WrestleMania on the hopes of these four guys. Or two of them anyway. I didn’t like the decision that Triple H, surprise, put the belt on himself again. It just seemed like it just showed a real lack of imagination if you ask me.”
On the PPV as a whole: “I watched three hours of wrestling last night and I got very little out of it. When it was over I thought, “That was the worst Royal Rumble I think I’ve ever watched.” Maybe next to the one from a couple of years ago. There was another lousy one. I just really had higher expectations. When I say all of my criticisms I just want to be honest. I have a lot of respect for the talent. I think there are a lot of really great wrestlers out there. I think Cody Rhodes is a great wrestler. I can name guys that I think are great wrestlers. That throw great punches. That throw great kicks. They do good stuff out there. It’s how they are used.”

[Simple Fan]

Mauro Ranallo wasnt on commentary. That black dude sucks.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Byron Saxton is on every show and he is basically just a face stooge.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Corey Graves was the only person to point at the WrestleMania sign for the entire show? I AM SUPER DUPER ANGRY AT THIS!

IT'S THE ROAD TO WRESTLE FUCKING MANIA! YOU POINT TO THE FUCKING SIGN!

[Mr. Nerfect]

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Where was she?

[drave]

No one knows.