View Full Version : wrestling rhyme game
The MAC
01-31-2016, 01:01 PM
come up with a one line rhyme about the wrestler/event/company that the previous poster had suggested . The suggest a wrestler/event/company for the next poster.
eg :
poster one : Al Snow
poster 2 : Al Snow used to ask who wants head - now its what he is giving since his career is dead.
Next : Ryback
Simple Fan
01-31-2016, 01:43 PM
Ryback stepped on a crack and broke his mothers back.
Next: Armando Alejandro Estrada
Ol Dirty Dastard
01-31-2016, 05:31 PM
Who the he'll is armondo Estrada...
Oh yeah, that jabroni who amounted to nada!
Next: Reno Riggins
Shisen Kopf
01-31-2016, 05:35 PM
If he was black, Reno Riggins would be Reno Niggins
Shisen Kopf
01-31-2016, 05:36 PM
Next: Waylon Mercy
Anybody Thrilla
02-03-2016, 01:57 PM
In 1995, people just didn't buy it
Yet they tried it again in the form of Bray Wyatt
NEXT: Goldust
road doggy dogg
02-03-2016, 01:59 PM
Goldust can suck Deez Nust..s
NEXT: FLO RIDA
Shisen Kopf
02-03-2016, 03:00 PM
He's from Florida, his name is FLO RIDA
If he was from Boise, he'd be a HO named IDA
Next up, mantaur
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-04-2016, 12:11 AM
Jim Cornette didn't know he was Managing Mantaur.
Cornette was so mad like at Dairy Queen about to get out of his car.
next (it's fucking) Vader.
road doggy dogg
02-04-2016, 12:16 AM
Vader.
Hodor.
Next: perry Saturn
Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 12:33 AM
Perry Saturn
Berry Pattern
Next: Jushin Thunder Liger
Simple Fan
02-04-2016, 01:36 AM
Jushin Thunder Liger poops under tigers.
Next: Steve McMicheal
steve mcmichael, mongo, is so broke now, he couldn't afford a clay hut in congo
next: vincent/virgil
Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 11:03 AM
Virgil is a rassler I don't like,
Be very careful around him, he'll steal your bike!
Nex: TATANKA
Big Vic
02-04-2016, 11:16 AM
TATANKA is a certified hall of famer
now lets rap about someone lamer
Next: Kid Kash
Simple Fan
02-04-2016, 01:11 PM
Kis Kash is just another vanilla midget according to Kevin Nash.
Next: Ahmed Johnson
drave
02-04-2016, 01:20 PM
Ahmed Johnson, he's no Dwayne Johson. But'chu betta stay down or he'll kill you with the Plunge, like a big black dick in a virgin clunge.
next Santino
Shisen Kopf
02-04-2016, 01:30 PM
Santino was retarded. No rhymes here, he was just retarded.
NEXT: Hacksaw Jim Duggan
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-04-2016, 11:26 PM
Santino Marella had three hot chicks!
Maria, Pheonix and Emma. All you had were dicks.
Hacksaw Jim Duggan wouldn't call those girls hoooos
Maybe you should use a phone call somebody cause oh you didn't know?
Friar Ferguson
The MAC
02-06-2016, 01:58 PM
Friar ferguson thought it was bad to job to Luger,
He didn't know how bad it would get until he became Bastion booger.
Next : 1,2,3 Kid
Simple Fan
02-06-2016, 03:28 PM
Can we get rid of 1,2,3 Kid
Next: Disco Inferno
Shisen Kopf
02-06-2016, 03:31 PM
Disco Inferno, he wanted to join the NWO
but they said no
Next: Thurman "sparky" Plugg
Ol Dirty Dastard
02-06-2016, 03:39 PM
The only thing Sparky plugged was his butt,
It made old Thurman bark like a dog and bust his nut
Next: Evil Doink
Simple Fan
02-06-2016, 10:20 PM
If Evil Doink was a pig he'd say oink oink.
Next: Test
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-06-2016, 11:09 PM
Kelly Kelly, Stephanie and Stacy Kiebler have all screamed his name.
He might be no longer with us but damn if he didn't have game.
Shisen Kopf
02-06-2016, 11:16 PM
who's next??
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-06-2016, 11:17 PM
Dino Bravo
Dino Bravo smuggled fags
Mafia put him in bodybag
Shot in the head
ded
Dino Bravo smuggled fags
Mafia put him in bodybag
Shot in the head
ded
har har, smuggled fags
oh you silly limeys
Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 08:21 AM
Next up is El Dandy
Maluco
02-07-2016, 11:34 AM
Before a scheduled US Title bout
Bret said he was a man you couldn't doubt
Adam Bomb
Damian Rey 2.0
02-07-2016, 12:13 PM
Adam Bomb was indeed just that.
A lame as gimmick that just fell flat.
Next- Aldo Montoya
Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 12:16 PM
Aldo Montoya was just incredible
His mask looked like undies that are edible
Next: Meat
thekrow
02-07-2016, 12:40 PM
Meat, Meat, he had the look but not the heat.
Even Planet Stasiak had him beat!
Next :
Agent Exile.
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-07-2016, 01:53 PM
This person you mention is not a wrestler.
Paper or Plastic he asks the customer at the register.
Randy Orton.
Shisen Kopf
02-07-2016, 02:26 PM
Randy is no cowboy Bob
When he rassles Cena he always does the Job
Next: Kwang
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-07-2016, 05:58 PM
Kwang is Savio Vega and Savio Vega is Kwang.
If they thought either would get over Vince must've been insane.
Jerry Lynn.
Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:46 PM
I often get Jerry Lynn confused with Jerry Flynn.
For years I thought they must have been the same thing.
Next: Paul London
Maluco
02-07-2016, 08:51 PM
I remember Paul London high flying and spinning
And when Vince died, he was on stage grinning
Akeem
Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:55 PM
Things with Akeem are not always as they seem
You must be constantly aware of the white African Dream.
Next: Becky Lynch
Mr. Nerfect
02-07-2016, 08:56 PM
I'll do it for you guys:
I want to fuck Becky Lynch so bad.
I mean I REALLY want to fuck her. Like you guys have no idea.
Just kidding. You go.
Maluco
02-08-2016, 10:52 AM
Beckys and Irish lass with orange hair
Charlotte, Sasha and her, have made me care
Scott Steiner
Big Vic
02-08-2016, 11:24 AM
133% Steiner will win because he's the best
Samoa Joe has 8 1/3% chance of coming up next
Next: Kurt Angle
drave
02-08-2016, 11:27 AM
Kurt Angle: The best there was, is and ever will be
Shit.... I mean intelligence, intensity and integrity
Red white and blue, he'll leave you wrecked
He won Olympic gold with a broken freakin' neck!
Next: Jeff Harvey
Damian Rey 2.0
02-08-2016, 11:30 AM
Jeff Harvey isn't really his name
He's a hardy boy in the high flying game
Eva Marie
Anybody Thrilla
02-08-2016, 07:10 PM
She won't be winning any 'best wrestler' election
But there's a lot to be said for a constant erection
NEXT: Headbanger Thrasher
SlickyTrickyDamon
02-08-2016, 08:24 PM
Thrasher was a good teacher and taught Mosh everything he knew to be funny.
Too bad in this business that never draws any money.
Meng.
Shisen Kopf
02-08-2016, 08:27 PM
Meng was better as Haku
You know this is true.
Next: Duke the Dumpster Droese
Ermaximus
02-10-2016, 03:27 PM
WWF once had a garbageman named Duke the Dumpster Droesse.
The dude was a decent wrestler, but he smelled like the snatch of one Nancy Pelosi.
Spike Dudley
drave
02-10-2016, 03:35 PM
WWF once had a garbageman named Duke the Dumpster Droesse.
The dude was a decent wrestler, but he smelled like the snatch of one Nancy Pelosi.
Spike Dudley
Spike is the feisty Dudley brother,
He'll drop your ass in acid if you diss his mother
Such a brazen runt he'll punt you in the cunt
Next Up
Gangrel
Evil Vito
02-10-2016, 03:37 PM
Gangrel had fangs, not a horn
But he's retired now and now he does porn
Next Up: Colt Cabana
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