So who will Undertaker face at Wrestlemania?

[Icame4Hookers]

For now I'm pointing towards Kevin Owens. Will he appear at fastlane?

My other rumored match's would be teaming with Kane.

[slik]

It's a good thing this isn't covered in the WrestleMania 32 card predictions or news threads. Nope, definitely not covered there.

[Sixx]

hope he faces the truth and fuckin retires already

[Icame4Hookers]

It's a good thing this isn't covered in the WrestleMania 32 card predictions or news threads. Nope, definitely not covered there.

Why would I want this assassinating with Ryan Clark? stop being a fucking douche bag. and enjoy my thread and take part or fuck off.

[Shisen Kopf]

Why do you care about the Undertaker? I thought you only came 4 hookers not rasslin discussion

[slik]

Why would I want this assassinating with Ryan Clark? stop being a fucking douche bag. and enjoy my thread and take part or fuck off.

you should always want to be assassinating with Ryan Clark

[slik]

Ryan Clark, deadly assassin

[slik]

The Undertaker vs Ryan Clark in an Assassination on a Pole match at WrestleMania32

[slik]

A hooker in every corner

[Shisen Kopf]

What a bastard. He must not have found any hookers other than STD here.

[Icame4Hookers]

The Undertaker vs Ryan Clark in an Assassination on a Pole match at WrestleMania32

The UNdertaker vs your mum, in a who get's cancer needle match.

[road doggy dogg]

Undertaker comes out to cut a promo at Raw leading up to WM. Ryan Clark comes out and starts flapping his gums speculating about who Undertaker is about to challenge. Undertaker looks mildly annoyed and is about to say something OMINOUS AND DANGEROUS then the lights in the arena go out and a bale of hay appears at Undertaker's feet. A cloaked figure appears standing on top of the TitanTron, much to the chagrin of The Undertaker. The figure LEAPS down into the ring and lands in the bale of hay, causing Undertaker to lose track of him. More cloaked figures appear around the arena and Ryan Clark pulls off a silicone mask to reveal a cloaked hood beneath as well! Ryan Clark is an Assassin. The other Assassins gather around the ring and surround Undertaker. Undertaker presses down+B and summons his motorcycle a la Wario and screeeeeeeches out of the ring while American Bad-ass plays over the speakers.

Weeks of promos between Clark and Undertaker ensue. Wrestlemania match ends up being an Assassin's Match that pits Hooded Ryan Clark vs Biker Taker with the Assassin's Creed (stable name) barred from ringside.


This'll sell tickets.

[road doggy dogg]

The rule of an Assassin's Match are that you have to assassinate your opponent via a series of bladed weapons.

[Icame4Hookers]

Undertaker comes out to cut a promo at Raw leading up to WM. Ryan Clark comes out and starts flapping his gums speculating about who Undertaker is about to challenge. Undertaker looks mildly annoyed and is about to say something OMINOUS AND DANGEROUS then the lights in the arena go out and a bale of hay appears at Undertaker's feet. A cloaked figure appears standing on top of the TitanTron, much to the chagrin of The Undertaker. The figure LEAPS down into the ring and lands in the bale of hay, causing Undertaker to lose track of him. More cloaked figures appear around the arena and Ryan Clark pulls off a silicone mask to reveal a cloaked hood beneath as well! Ryan Clark is an Assassin. The other Assassins gather around the ring and surround Undertaker. Undertaker presses down+B and summons his motorcycle a la Wario and screeeeeeeches out of the ring while American Bad-ass plays over the speakers.

Weeks of promos between Clark and Undertaker ensue. Wrestlemania match ends up being an Assassin's Match that pits Hooded Ryan Clark vs Biker Taker with the Assassin's Creed (stable name) barred from ringside.


This'll sell tickets.


You see, Road dogg get's my idea? at least his post is cringe worthy.

[road doggy dogg]

In all seriousness though latest rumours are Undertaker vs Strowman, which will be absolutely dreadful. :barf:

[Icame4Hookers]

In all seriousness though latest rumours are Undertaker vs Strowman, which will be absolutely dreadful. :barf:

This is why I think Wrestlemania will be boring. I wonder if Vince ever regretted the Streak ending? It was the only thing saving the company.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Taker vs. Batista.

[Ruien]

Hoping he goes against Harper. Let the two sheep masks people be in a tag team match.

[Stickman]

Hoping he goes against Harper. Let the two sheep masks people be in a tag team match.

This is interesting. It would be way better than against Strowman.

[drave]

Hoping he goes against Harper. Let the two sheep masks people be in a tag team match.

Two sheep people against The Sheepherders only!

[Icame4Hookers]

The UNdertaker vs your mum, in a who get's cancer needle match.

Slik man I apologize, after looking back at that comment, it was childish and immature and just plane damn wrong. I'm really sorry :(.

[The CyNick]

Cena - Never Give Up

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Slik man I apologize, after looking back at that comment, it was childish and immature and just plane damn wrong. I'm really sorry :(.

Scurred after Norman the Lunatic was banned after insulting somebody over cancer?

[Icame4Hookers]

Scurred after Norman the Lunatic was banned after insulting somebody over cancer?

Why what happened? I just got pissed off at people not taking my thread seriously enough. I do suffer anger issues at times. but then I back track and apologize for lashing out. I'm not an immature poster even though I do appear to be at this time. in this thread. I apologized because I knew what I said was wrong.

[WorkrateHeel]

Scurred after Norman the Lunatic was banned after insulting somebody over cancer?


how did you call the cops so fast with those fat sausage fingers??

[Jazzy Foot]

For now I'm pointing towards Kevin Owens. Will he appear at fastlane?

My other rumored match's would be teaming with Kane.

Masturbation match with Sting.

First to jizz all over Charlotte's naked and oiled up body wins.

Ric Flair will be the referee.

[Simple Fan]

Masturbation match with Sting.

First to jizz all over Charlotte's naked and oiled up body wins.

Ric Flair will be the referee.

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[Jazzy Foot]

Sponsored by:
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actually that could work,

Both use their moves and fight each other to stop one another from jizzing.

[The Condor]

UT/Goldberg or bust

[Heyman]

Any chance of Cena being back? If so - Cena should face Taker and retire Taker. If not this year, then another year.

For this year, just have a crap match where Taker goes over Braun Strowman.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not entirely sold on John Cena missing WrestleMania. I don't want to sound like too much of a "it's a swerve" smark, but details about Cena's injury have been kept suspiciously quiet, and the dude is superhuman. I'd like it if they kept him off WrestleMania to give him a chance to recharge anyway. The WWE needs to be able to do big shows without John Cena.

The latest mumblings are that Dean Ambrose might possibly win the Fastlane Triple Threat and Roman Reigns might face Taker. Hmm. That does lead one to put Taker vs. Dean Ambrose under consideration as well. As I said in another thread, if you take out Cena from the equation, your top three matches are going to consist of configurations of the following guys: Roman Reigns, Triple H, The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt. It's just fitting them into three singles bouts or two singles bouts and a Triple Threat.

[The CyNick]

Ambrose vs Taker works for me

Still think it's Cena in that spot.

[Maluco]

Considering what happened last night, it seems they could be going in a new direction with Ambrose.

I actually think him and Lesnar would be a really good match and the build to that would have already started. Keep Reigns and HHH as is.

Have Wyatt's take out Takers friends in the business, culminating in a demolition of Kane. Have a more human Taker be incensed that he is not around to stop Wyatt and they are able to lure him into a match.

Would be an awesome moment to have Taker abandon the hat and coat half way to the ring and just run down and start taking out the Wyatt's in his home state. A complete one off, and could show what the Wyatt's had put him through.

You could then do an undercard match with the 3 injured Taker friends against the remaining Wyatts

[Funky Fly is back]

Umaga vs Undertaker is probably the biggest match I can think of WWE never did at WrestleMania. Since I guess he's been released maybe Chris Jericho vs Undertaker at WrestleMania? That could be a big match.

[erickman]

taker an kane vs goldust truth in a triple retirement match

[Theo Dious]

Umaga vs Undertaker is probably the biggest match I can think of WWE never did at WrestleMania. Since I guess he's been released maybe Chris Jericho vs Undertaker at WrestleMania? That could be a big match.

...released?

[Rammsteinmad]

There is absolutely no match imaginable featuring Undertaker that interests me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Undertaker vs. Cena looks like it will be happening. That means Brock vs. Bray is still going to go forward. That leaves Triple H vs. Roman Reigns and Dean Ambrose facing Kevin Owens or something.

[Mr. Nerfect]

AJ Styles will team with Karl Anderson and Luke Gallows to face The New Day.

[Heisenberg]

Undertaker v.s. Sting


Social Security Title

[road doggy dogg]

\_0__/ is my guess

[Evil Vito]

The Undertaker vs. Johnny Curtis

[drave]

\_0__/ is my guess


This please. Let the "Legend Killer" be revived for one more match and have him go over Taker.

This would give a returning Orton some heavy momentum to move forward. No need to put the title on him right away, but he is a solid main event player.

[road doggy dogg]

Honestly it's the only match right now that I've heard that wouldn't be totally dreadful.

As much of a dream as it is to see someone like Balor vs Undertaker, from a credibility standpoint it wouldn't make a ton of sense

[Shisen Kopf]

Undertaker vs Cena vs Brock would be 5/7

[Evil Vito]

The Undertaker vs. Reverend D-Von

[Maluco]

Kurt Angle?? Back one last time to do the one thing he never did in his HOF career?

[mrwalty]

Is Mick Foley totally done? I would watch another Mankind, Taker match

[drave]

At this stage I would not want to see them mix it up at all. It would be awful to watch.

Foley can barely tie his own shoes, those are his own words.

[Theo Dious]

I like what Steve Austin & Wade Keller discussed on Austin's podcast; Reigns turns heel after failing to win at Fastlane and challenges Undertaker to get his balls back or something.

[mrwalty]

At this stage I would not want to see them mix it up at all. It would be awful to watch.

Foley can barely tie his own shoes, those are his own words.

Fair enough. I did not know what shape he was in.

Hopefully they will announce who he will be facing after Fastlane :)

[DAMN iNATOR]

Umaga vs Undertaker is probably the biggest match I can think of WWE never did at WrestleMania. Since I guess he's been released--

*#BnB's music plays*

I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS!

Umaga wasn't released. He's dead.

*#BnB exit theme*

[DAMN iNATOR]

Any chance of Cena being back? If so - Cena should face Taker and retire Taker. If not this year, then another year.

For this year, just have a crap match where Taker goes over Braun Strowman.

Unfortunately, there's a very sizeable chance Cena will be back? He sent out a tweet on Monday, I believe it was, saying something about "the nexy 2 weeks will be intense" or something. I REALLY hope it's not true. Not just because of my disdain for him, but also how many fucking more injuries does he think he can rush back from? Seriously, dude's pushing 40.

[Blonde Moment]

Be a perfect time for another Cena loss and then have him spaz out and do a beatdown on Taker after the match.

[Mr. JL]

Bruno Sammartino |VS| The Undertaker

[Mr. Nerfect]

Taker vs. Reigns or Taker vs. Wyatt are the only two that really stir me.

[mike adamle]

Can we please get Taker vs. Dean Ambrose? THAT or Cena/Taker are the only matches that will keep me from selling my tickets.

[Blonde Moment]

Taker / Nakamura

[drave]

Taker / Nakamura

That would be a very interesting dynamic. :y:


Maybe..... HBK again? Being in TX and all, and he isn't an "active wrestler". HHH headlining the show, surely HBK has gotta be there somewhere, right?

Their previous Mania encounters were excellent matches. I don't really see them doing it again, but worse things have happened I guess.

[Icame4Hookers]

Rumor has it that Undertaker will be entered into the main event at Fastlane, and go on to face Triple H for the WWE Title.

[Theo Dious]

Rumor has it that Undertaker will be entered into the main event at Fastlane, and go on to face Triple H for the WWE Title.

Rumor also has it that your mother has a dick. So, there's that.

[Blonde Moment]

Rumor also has it that your mother has a dick. So, there's that.

There is a good chance that is not a rumour

[Icame4Hookers]

Rumor also has it that your mother has a dick. So, there's that.

I'm really really hurt by that remark, I really am.

[Theo Dious]

There is a good chance that is not a rumour

Well I'm not going to ask for visual evidence to confirm it.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Taker will face me.

[Jordan]

I like the idea of Taker vs Reigns and Ambrose vs Triple H and Brock vs Bray

[Mr. Nerfect]

The more I think about it, the more I think that is the sexiest thing they co do as far as card structure goes. Reigns is going to get booed to heck, right? Why not put him against a legend in his hometown? People will be biting on to every Reigns sequence and if Reigns hits the Spear on Taker? Forget about it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I don't like Brock vs. Bray. I really don't. But with that being said, I think it could be used to turn Bray face pretty effectively. Have Bray tell The Family he wants to do this on his own, and then have him go out there and get the piss beaten out of him by Brock -- Bray laughing the whole time. It'd be like the main event last year, only Bray is a better performer.

[Icame4Hookers]

can we close this thread now? as we know undertaker is facing john cena.

[Blonde Moment]

can we close this thread now? as we know undertaker is facing john cena.

Unless he reinjures himself and ends ups being out until the end of the year

[Impeccable]

Quite an apt topic to plug The Wrestling Wreview's latest show.

This weeks show focuses on who The Undertaker's opponent for Wrestlemania 32 could be. The Deadman himself is inextricably linked with the "Grandaddy of them all", so it's unusual that with WWE Fastlane just around the corner, we do not know who the WWE have up their sleeves for the Undertaker.

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[Theo Dious]

This is why I think they're aiming for Taker vs Reigns. It seems likely that they've kept silent on the Undertakers Wrestlemania involvement because it's going to be tied to the outcome of the Fastlane main event.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Del Rio will beat Kalisto at Fastlane Kickoff and defend the US Title against Cena at Mania. WOOOOOO!!!

[Icame4Hookers]

So it's now 100% Confirmed to be Shane 'Mac.... fuck yes.

[Mercenary]

Yes a 50 year old Shane vs a 60 year old Taker........

[Theo Dious]

Yes a 50 year old Shane vs a 60 year old Taker........

Hey. Shane is 46.

[Droford]

It's going to be..

Cena
Or punk
Or Angle
But not Shane

[Mercenary]

It's going to be..

Cena
Or punk
Or Angle
But not Shane


I really really hope not

[drave]

Punk just had back surgery last week...... doubt it.


Angle couldn't pass WWE's wellness check if his life depended on it. Not to mention the multiple issues with law enforcement post WWE. Doubtful they would touch him even if he COULD pass the test.

Cena is the most likely scenario, if it actually wouldn't be Shane..... but it'll be Shane.

[The CyNick]

Interesting curve ball with Shane. Crowd seemed really into the idea of the match, so good job.

Im wondering what Taker's angle in this is. Why would he fight Shane? I'm guessing Vince adds a stip on Taker's side for motivation. For example if Taker loses he must retire.

[Ruien]

He will be gping against Angle still. They badly need star power and Angle has it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shane McMahon vs. Undertaker in a "Fuck, we're really hurting for star power" match.

[Fignuts]

If the mean street posse doesn't make an appearance, we riot.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yes a 50 year old Shane vs a 60 year old Taker........

Hey. Shane is 46.

And 'Taker will turn 51 just before WM 32.