Weird stuff that has happened at the movies.

[Champion of Europa]

I just remembered that when I went to see The Last Samurai, there was this Japanese dude sitting behind me.

After the movie, he was all sad and such and he stayed after the credits and was just sitting there. It was like he was profoundly moved or something, like one of his ancestors was portrayed or something.

I laughed so hard when I left.

Anyone else had something odd happen at the movies?

[The Icon of Elisim]

When I went to see Star Wars episode 2 a bunch of nerds were yelling stuff at the previews. One guy was pretty funny when the preview for Like Mike came on he yelled out "use the force bow wow" and it got some laughs then everybody in the theatre started yelling the same thing for every preview

[Supreme Olajuwon]

Someone was having sex in one of the walkways while I was watching Kill Bill. They were moaning all loud and shit. ****ing annoying

[Dragon]

When I went to see Freddy vs. Jason a while back, there was some insane guy cleaning up the theater. We went into the theater pretty early I remember and the guys hadn't finished cleaning up the garbage and stuff. Anyways, this guy sees all these people coming in so he realized he had better move a little faster.

So that is when he starts going nuts, like I could tell he was some crazy guy as soon as I saw him. He would grab a garbage bag and would grab stuff off the floor extremely fast, it was pretty insane how fast he was throwing stuff in the bag. And he started having temper tantrums, like he would kick the seats and throw full garbage bags from like 15 rows up down to the main floor.

I just thought it was pretty hilarious how crazy he was going, because everyone else there helping him was all calm and everything.

It probably doesn't sound very funny, but I guess you had to be there, because it was one of the funniest things I ever saw.

[Y2Crippler]

Saw a women straddling a man in the back row with nobody else in the theatre until me and my girlfriend walked in and they jumped off him. I think they both clearly noticed that we noticed them. Kinda awkward until some more people came in the theatre.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Someone was having sex in one of the walkways while I was watching Kill Bill. They were moaning all loud and shit. ****ing annoying

Did you actually see the people? Because I'm pretty sure there's a point in the movie where he has sounds of people having sex. It's basically a practical joke. So unless you actually saw it, chances are it was the movie.

[Supreme Olajuwon]

see I said that when I first heard it but then my friends were all like no no it was real and some guy in the first row got up and went to find an usher

shit man

[The Destroyer]

Can't remember what film it was, but I went to the cinema while on holiday in the States once, and two guys randomly got up halfway through the film and argued for a few minutes. Then they acted like nothing had happened. Oddness...

[samichna]

LOL when I was watching Titanic, there was the girl in a wheelchair in the aisle, with her caregiver or something. I dunno what was wrong with the person, but she could like only convey her emotions through like moans and wailing and shit, it was really weird.

Every time there was a happy or sad part in the movie, she would make these god awful yelps and shit. haha, it was so annoying. The worst part was when the dude died, she was wailing like a total spaz.

Come to think of it, it mighta just been God's way of punishing people for paying to see a Leonardo DiCaprio movie... :-\

[The Mask]

i was watching... i forget... but anyway. These fucking 12 year olds kept talking throughout the film and pissing everyone off. After a while they started throwing shit too, so these AZN gangsters got up, walked up both sides of the isles and just bombed them with drinks and shit.

After the film I went to the toilet and one of the kids was covered in blood, it was beautiful.

[samichna]

lol oh shit

[samichna]

WHOA, wait, there are Asians in Europe????????

[The Mask]

We brought them back as slaves to make us delicious food.

[Jason Cage]

LOL @ everything said in this topic.

When I went to see Bruce Almighty, there was this fat man on my top left corner who was sweating perfusely and couldnt stop laughing at everything said in this movie. His belly was so gigantic it was nearly touching the floor. So anyway, it was pretty funny cause it was getting annoying at him laughing even when it was uncessary, and the theater was filled. So ocasionally, someone would scream "shut the fuck up, fat man".

felt kinda sad for him.

[samichna]

We brought them back as slaves to make us delicious food.

POOR FIDO!!!!!!

:'(:'(:'(

[Supreme Olajuwon]

When I saw X2 we sat next to these 4 black guys and they were saying the funniest shit throughout the entire movie. Like when Jean Grey was in a scene one of them leaned over to the other and real loud said "I bet thats what you'll think of when you start whacking off." Some family in front of us got offended and moved seats but I was cracking up

[YOUR Hero]

Thinking about the time this little kid was so scared at 'Signs' that he threw up. When he was complaiing to his mom he was scared, then that he was going to be ill, I thought it was funny. But then, the smell :nono:

[ericbisch]

i work in a movie cinema and i have seen people having sex, all the popcorn being taken out of the box and being replaced with the guys member and the chick putting her hand in the popcorn box

[DaveWadding]

When me and my friend went to go see Tupac: Resurrection, we were there before the movie...and some little black kid walked in and the first words out of his mouth were "Man, what's up with all the white people up in herre? I thought 2Pac was for BLACK PEOPLE!" and he said it all loud and shit... HILARIOUS.

[Shaggy]

2 things.....

When I went and saw Halloween Resurrection there was this guy sitting at the end of the row like 4 seats down from me. When ever something would happen on the screen it woudl be like this guy waited for me to laugh before he did. So I decided to test him. At one point nothing happened they were both just sitting there on the screen and talking. They didnt say anything funny and I let out a little laugh and suddenly the guy beside me started cracking up. I thought that it was weird.

also...

When I went and saw Spiderman it was a packed theatre. Almost every seat was full. So there was this guy beside me and we talked for a while since there was still time left before the movie. Well during the movie there were these teens behind us who kept on making fun of the movie and saying stuff that wasnt even right. There were a bunch of idiots. Well the guy told them to be quiet. They didnt listen and when they started talking again the guy beside me turned around and grabbed the kid by the shirt pulled him over his seat and started yelling at the kid that he would kill him if he didnt shut up. The kid got back in his spot and remained quiet while I got up and watched the rest of the movie standing up in the back.