WWE GETS FAST AND FURIOUS (WWE Fastlane) Official Thread

[Icame4Hookers]

http://i.imgur.com/6BImWgL.jpg

Let's discuss, I'll be watching on the WWE Network for sure. I'm thinking Brock walks out as the guy.....

Triple H VS Brock at Wrestlemania 32

[Shisen Kopf]

*WWE Fastlane. Not sure how official this thread is.

[Theo Dious]

Falsely advertising Ambrose as IC champ. :nono:

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vroooooooooooooooom

[Evil Vito]

http://i.imgur.com/9XKsAEh.png

[Icame4Hookers]

Falsely advertising Ambrose as IC champ. :nono:

Only realized that when I had seen your comment ahah, my bad.

[Droford]

CM Punk showing up would cause Cleveland to implode

[owenbrown]

http://i.imgur.com/9XKsAEh.png

That's a scary image right there.

[owenbrown]

CM Punk showing up would cause Cleveland to implode

Why the fuck would Punk be in Cleveland?

[Droford]

Why the fuck would Punk be in Cleveland?

Ask JohnCena (https://www.instagram.com/johncena/?hl=en)

[Icame4Hookers]

How many times do we have to see Kevin vs Dolph does this mean Kevin's losing the title again?

[Theo Dious]

Ask JohnCena (https://www.instagram.com/johncena/?hl=en)

Cena is at the Daytona 500.

[owenbrown]

Exactly

[Droford]

He posted Punks Twitter avatar and a pic of the undertaker

He also posted a pic of AJ Styles and a crowned 14 before the Rumble..

[owenbrown]

https://heelbook.wordpress.com/2016/02/21/the-wwe-fast-lane-drinking-game/

[Shisen Kopf]

Hope cena shows up

[Triple A]

Just want to let you know that I edited the title of the thread to remove the apostrophe...

WWE GET'S FAST AND FURIOUS (WWE Fastlane) Official Thread

edited to:

WWE GETS FAST AND FURIOUS (WWE Fastlane) Official Thread

[Shisen Kopf]

Meltzer sheep,,,,,,,

[Volare]

sheep sheep,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Mercenary]

Hey Corey you should know when Wrestlemania is...just saying

[Lock Jaw]

Just want to let you know that I edited the title of the thread to remove the apostrophe...

WWE GET'S FAST AND FURIOUS (WWE Fastlane) Official Thread

edited to:

WWE GETS FAST AND FURIOUS (WWE Fastlane) Official Thread

Thank you.... was very annoying.

Turned on the pre-show.... Renee, what's up?

[Volare]

Renee.....gawwwwwdamn!

[poopfromweiner dude]

Anyone else watching Fastlane tonight?

I'll be here in my usual posting spot, the peanut gallery

[Volare]

Yeah, I got nothing else going on tonight, if it gets too bad I'll be on DOTA 2.

[Kris P Lettus]

Gonna miss this tonight

Brock better win

[poopfromweiner dude]

Optimistically hoping for an A+ show

Got some deep dish pizza on the way

ayyyy o

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Sup Renee.

[Volare]

Fucking love Heyman, can still listen to him all day.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Paul

[Volare]

Heel King FTW

[Volare]

Hoping New Day slip a jab at Omega and the Bucks after the recent "challenge".

[Volare]

RANALLO ON THE ANNOUNCE TEAM!!

[Dark One]

RANALLO ON THE ANNOUNCE TEAM!!

Hoping and praying it's not just for the preshow. Really want to hear him call a "big show" and see how it helps the proceedings.

[Volare]

You and me both brother!

[Droford]

Mario is the new Maggle

[Volare]

That's a bad ass jacket Kalisto has.

[Dark One]

Okay. Keep him there forever just based on his commentary on dudes coming to the ring.

[Volare]

Oh just wait he gets better.

[Volare]

Spike Hurricanrana.....omg I'm in love (no homo).

[Emperor Smeat]

Hoping and praying it's not just for the preshow. Really want to hear him call a "big show" and see how it helps the proceedings.

Seems like its just the pre-show or else he would have tweeted about doing the whole show.

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Guess who's calling <a href="https://twitter.com/KalistoWWE">@KalistoWWE</a> vs <a href="https://twitter.com/VivaDelRio">@VivaDelRio</a> on <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastlane?src=hash">#WWEFastlane</a> Kickoff at 7:30ET <a href="https://twitter.com/WWENetwork">@WWENetwork</a> ,<a href="https://t.co/0JuMC0iFfT">https://t.co/0JuMC0iFfT</a>, YouTube &amp; more! 😀</p>&mdash; Mauro Ranallo (@mauroranallo) <a href="https://twitter.com/mauroranallo/status/701544776601104384">February 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Volare]

Dammit my dreams are crushed.

[Triple A]

This guy on commentary seems way better than Michael Cole, maybe... based on 8-15 seconds I've been listening

[Volare]

Nice spot!

[Triple A]

Maybe not though... sounds like a commentator on some weird southern "indie fed" that would be on some random channel... has forced "talk radio" voice

[Volare]

HOME RUN!

[Lock Jaw]

I like what Mauro says, but not his voice/tone.... always sounds "disingenuous" like he is "putting on airs" or something....

[Lock Jaw]

Someone stream me when this PPV starts....

[Volare]

Someone stream me when this PPV starts....

Will PM u.

[Volare]

Ring the bell!

[Volare]

That was slick as hell!

[Triple A]

I like what Mauro says, but not his voice/tone.... always sounds "disingenuous" like he is "putting on airs" or something....

Yeah annoying now... "morning zoo" radio guy voice

[Lock Jaw]

He is taking me out of the match a bit with his voice now.....

[Volare]

Holy shit.

[Lock Jaw]

Despise Del Rio's double stomp.... Just yell "STOP HOLDING YOURSELF UP" every time....

[Lock Jaw]

Good job not holding yourself up, Kallisto

[slik]

just tuned in to catch end of Del Rio vs Kalisto, this announcer is wayyyyyy better than Michael Cole, he should call the whole ppv

[DaveWadding]

Love that Mauro seems excited about the match. Cole sounds like he'd rather be doing anything else.

[Lock Jaw]

Really obvious/over-exaggerated fake excitement

[Mercenary]

lol Aj calling tna the minnors

[Volare]

Renee wearing black under black, too bad isn't nothing at all.

[Droford]

I had everything but roll up in that match for tipsters figured SDS..

[Volare]

I'd hit all flipped, figured they were gonna have Kalisto come back 2 straight.

[Lock Jaw]

Highlight of the night will be Christian

Predicting this fact now

:shifty:

[rockman725]

Anybody elses PS3 Network app working like shit or is it just mine? It's already booted the live stream twice and it keeps freezing.

[Volare]

Check your PM LJ.

[Triple A]

Anybody elses PS3 Network app working like shit or is it just mine? It's already booted the live stream twice and it keeps freezing.

The stream on my comp is terrible and freezes every 4-10 seconds tonight

[Gerard]

Can these cunts ever get this network shit right? Constant pauses and hitches on my pc.

[Lock Jaw]

Starting with one of the matches that would wake me up.... Should be mid show....

[Volare]

The stream on my comp is terrible and freezes every 4-10 seconds tonight

Check rep.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Team BAE!

[Dark One]

God damnit. BRING BACK MAURO.

[Lock Jaw]

But she's got a new hat!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Bit surprised the Divas tag match is opening the show.

[Droford]

My stream on my ps4 freezes every couple of kinutes but wouldnt even start on my tv

[Triple A]

Check rep.

Nah, talking about the WWE Network stream

thx though

[Volare]

No problem broski.

[slik]

really depressed r/n to hear Michael Cole's voice

[Triple A]

German announce team... is this new

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Fuck Cole is back. Why wasn't he sick?

[Gerard]

The fuck was that dancing tap kicks to the ribs shit?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Becky Lunch needs to get back.

[Gerard]

Network stream keeps dropping to lofi despite being wired.

Its done that shit since day 1. :n:

[dronepool]

What

[rockman725]

Ok. Glad it's not just me then. Thought my internet speed was going nuts.

[Droford]

Cant shake the inevitable Nia Jax/Tamina combo

[slik]

Oh Good, Tamina is wrestling again, said no one ever

[Volare]

Nice match.

[Droford]

Had everything in tipsters aboutbthat except i figured Naomi would tap

Im doing pretty good

[Triple A]

buffering / freezing unbearable

[Lock Jaw]

Good match, I think....

[Dark One]

Machine Gun Kelly better get powerbombed again.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="es" dir="ltr">Meteora! <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/FastLane?src=hash">#FastLane</a> <a href="https://t.co/lLpaC7UaLn">pic.twitter.com/lLpaC7UaLn</a></p>&mdash; LARIATOOOOO!!! (@SenorLARIATO) <a href="https://twitter.com/SenorLARIATO/status/701576264533065728">February 22, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Locke]

I'm on the job, but just started watching. Hopefully the job doesn't get in the way too much.

[slik]

RON THE DIAL POIT HAI IF YOU ARE BOTH OUT THERE YOU TOO ROXER

[slik]

Machine Gun Kelly and Droford would make a good tag team...not sure why

[Emperor Smeat]

:wtf: How is Dean losing the IC belt the best thing that could happen to him.

Went from a possible Warrior-like moment at Mania if he won tonight to possibly doing nothing important assuming the current IC and US belt feuds continue to Mania.

[Lock Jaw]

Sweet match that has happened past 7 RAWs in a row!

[Locke]

I don't care about this match, so I might do a little work during this one.

[slik]

Dolph Ziggler w/ very HBK like tights tonight. I feel like Dolph/Tyler Breeze could be the new Rockers.

[Fignuts]

Ziggler went to the same tailor as bad haircut hbk

[Droford]

Dolph Ziggler w/ very HBK like tights tonight. I feel like Dolph/Tyler Breeze could be the new Rockers.

Fashion Show Offs

[Fignuts]

Damn it slik, you've ruined everything.

[Droford]

Owens looks especially fat tonight

[slik]

@Fignuts_AlmondZ

great minds...

[Droford]

Thst turnbuckle spot didnt look good

[slik]

Owens looks especially fat tonight

Can you imagine if Owens had a 'fat' gimmick like Mickie James did that one time, remember Piggy James...maybe Dolph should call him Piggy Owens or w/e

[Locke]

Muscley tank top wearing super fan with straight long black hair in front row tonight.

[Lock Jaw]

Thst turnbuckle spot didnt look good

That turnbuckle isn't made of chocolate!

[Locke]

I think they're using the turnbuckle cameras at least.

[Gerard]

They need to converse a bit louder, don't think the fifth row caught all of that.

[slik]

Kevin Owens move where he somersaults his ass into another man's head

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Owens randomly yelling at Cole

[Droford]

Oof

[Droford]

Souper kick

[Volare]

Another good match, so far so good for this PPV.

[Lock Jaw]

Superkick count outta control

[Volare]

I like that pull in, into the powerbomb then throwing the opponent off the ropes all the time.

[slik]

good match

[Droford]

Had that match exactly..woo

[Emperor Smeat]

Owens vs Ziggler was pretty good overall.

[Lock Jaw]

Good match... Like always....

[DaveWadding]

Don't know how I'm going to avoid sleeping through 3-5 of these matches. No one home but me.

[Droford]

Jericho vs KO

Jeri-ko

KO MANIA

Two Canadians fighting over the IC title

[Volare]

E&C Show!! :) Will be watching!

[Lock Jaw]

Will def try to find a copy of the Christian and Edge show....

[Droford]

Ugh

[Volare]

WAIT A MINUTE.......AJ's old TNA theme.

[slik]

fan at ringside looked so mad Kevin Owens took his OHIO for DOLPH sign and threw it on the floor lol

[slik]

Big Show real bad at serious promos, like real real bad

[Wishbone]

Who won the Owens vs Ziggler match? I had to run to the kitchen and missed it...

[slik]

Big Show real real bad at lots of things though, like being entertaining to watch wrestle and wrestling

[Lock Jaw]

WAIT A MINUTE.......AJ's old TNA theme.

Yeah... They keep using it for Wyatt Family packages...

[slik]

Who won the Owens vs Ziggler match? I had to run to the kitchen and missed it...

Owens won via pinfall after a Pop-Up PowerBomb

[Volare]

Wyatt's entrance is going to look so fucking cool this year at Mania.

[Triple A]

Imagined WWE repackaging Bray Wyatt with a "Men's Rights Activist" gimmick and having him still dress exactly the same

[Locke]

The Wyatts entrance always surprises me, because I didn't think most people knew that their iPhones have a flashlight feature.

[Hanso Amore]

The fucking speeding car sound effect is my worst enemy

[Hanso Amore]

Imagined WWE repackaging Bray Wyatt with a "Men's Rights Activist" gimmick and having him still dress exactly the same

Lol, I actually think he looks like a male feminist.

[Lock Jaw]

Love Ryback theme....

[slik]

Braun Strowman here to mean business

[Locke]

3 superkicks. This move used to be a finisher.
So did the Leg Drop

[Lock Jaw]

Should have made him Braun Strawman instead....

[Volare]

So did the Leg Drop

So was the Heart Punch.

[Locke]

Had to do a job, who the fuck is chanting Feed Me More?

[slik]

Michael Cole 'Can anyone stop the Wyatt Family?'

Why yes everybody can and has.

[Exyle]

Braun Strowman's tattoos are the worst; don't support his "character" at all.

[Volare]

Had to do a job, who the fuck is chanting Feed Me More?

Big Show's goofy ass.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big Slow had to pander a long time to get the fans to say Feed Me More.

[Hanso Amore]

So was a monkey flip

And a chop

And a sleeper hold

And a suplex

[Triple A]

feel like "this is the worst match I have ever seen"

[Locke]

Cole and JBL each taking time to praise the lackluster snapmare takedown of Luke Harper on Kane.

[Volare]

Jesus Christ Ryback!

[Locke]

Unbelievable amount of power slams by Ryback

[DaveWadding]

Ryback breaking out a little strong style there.

[Volare]

Oh shit Harper got hurt.

[Fignuts]

Well that escalated quickly

[owenbrown]

Goddammit

[Droford]

Got that match 100% wrong

Dumb

[DaveWadding]

Harper is out for 6 months now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Well that was pretty much a big waste. Wyatts once again look like chumps in the end.

[Volare]

Didn't like the way he clutched his wrist, and he hurried the hell away from the ring.

[Blonde Moment]

Oh shit Harper got hurt.

Not good

[Fignuts]

Why even bother keep the wyatts employed at this point?

[slik]

The Wyatts just lost clean to Kane/Big Show/Ryback LOL. They are nuts if they think Bray vs Brock is a good idea for WM

[Fignuts]

Omg is wwe.com one of those gay ass infinitely scrolling sites now?

[Emperor Smeat]

Oh shit Harper got hurt.

Rowan looked like he got hurt as well after clutching his knee when Big Show tossed Harper outside.

[Droford]

Life in the Reigns Lane

[Fignuts]

Really want a curveball dean ambrose win here.

[Lock Jaw]

Good way to build the Wyatts for Mania....

[owenbrown]

hopefully they call that audible tonight for Ambrose to win

[Droford]

Really want a curveball dean ambrose win here.

Dean Ambrose for Divas Champion!

[Droford]

Good way to build the Wyatts for Mania....

Bray needs to go into Bray mode...WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

[CSL]

could switch the belt to Brie here for a 'feel good' moment with Daniel Bryan interrupting Ric interfering or something before switching the belt back to Charlotte tomorrow

[Volare]

I think Brie has been doing alot of squats lately.

[Hanso Amore]

Brie is wearing Daniels furry boots

[DaveWadding]

Still not sure if Charlotte is attractive or Ric with boobs.

[Volare]

Brie just did the fucking ROBOT not the STRUT!

[Locke]

JBL getting really pissed at Byron Saxton making useless comments

[Triple A]

I like when JBL makes fun of Byron Saxton

[Volare]

Ref got Blood gloves on....

[Locke]

Byron Saxton: "Charlotte had the gall to say it would take an entire army to dethrone her of the Divas Championship"

[Fignuts]

Was about to say im fairly impressed so far, but that ended that.

[Hanso Amore]

Wow Brie is horrible

[DaveWadding]

BRIE'S DRUNKKKKKKK

[Fignuts]

Match super awkward since that first botch.

[Hanso Amore]

Thank good this is likely her last match

[Fignuts]

Lord god what an awful rollup

[Volare]

For all those having problems with this match, just focus on Brie's ass.

[Hanso Amore]

Brie is actually good at bumping and taking a lot of offense, she can work intricate transitions when selling yet somehow is brain fucked when trying to pull of easier offense

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Flair

[Fignuts]

You dealin wit da xfactor

[Volare]

GOT ONE RIGHT FOR TIPSTERS!!

[Droford]

What

[Droford]

GOT ONE RIGHT FOR TIPSTERS!!

Me too

[Fignuts]

Charlotte busted open on her elbow

Wwf attitude n64

[Hanso Amore]

Weird finish

[DaveWadding]

That Yes Lock into a half crab was a beautiful thing.

[Lock Jaw]

Very weird "escape" from that half crab....

[Locke]

Cole explaining how the match ended which is clearly not what happened at all but fits the story about why Brie Bella's leg injury matters

[Fignuts]

Weĺ I've seen worse I guess.

[Dark One]

They tried really hard and did some nice callback/reference spots, but, still couldn't earn more than a "meh" from me.

[Volare]

I heard Brie yell No and look at her knee when she had the Crab on....wish the commentary picked that up as well. Would've been helpful for the finish there boys.

[Lock Jaw]

Match was better than I thought it would be....

[Volare]

Ok, REAL WRESTLING IS ON FINALLY!

[Lock Jaw]

In that this is what I feel...

Weĺ I've seen worse I guess.

[Lock Jaw]

WE WANT CHRISTIAN

[Fignuts]

Never thought I'd miss the nu rock ppv theme era, but this every song sounds tje same rap shit they use for everything these days is the drizzling shits.

[Locke]

Has AJ Styles done his finisher that everyone wants him to do yet?

[Hanso Amore]

Lo, the aj clips were wcw and then....now

[Hanso Amore]

Has AJ Styles done his finisher that everyone wants him to do yet?

Yes, to Curtis axel in an all time classic

[Volare]

BEST IN THE WORLD AT WHAT HE DOES!!!!!!!!

[Emperor Smeat]

Either Styles vs Jericho is going to be long or an impromptu match is after this since there is over an hour left for Fastlane.

Doubt the Triple Threat itself is going over a half hour.

[Volare]

You forgot E&C with The New Day.

[GD]

I am very psyched for AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho III

[Locke]

They made sure to have Eden Stiles introduce AJ Styles

[Dark One]

"I've made a career out of turning no's into yes's."

And this is how Claire Lynch happened.

[Hanso Amore]

They made sure to have Eden Stiles introduce AJ Styles

What do you mean?

[Volare]

Good start.

[Fignuts]

Some nice transitions there

[Locke]

Either Styles vs Jericho is going to be long or an impromptu match is after this since there is over an hour left for Fastlane.

Doubt the Triple Threat itself is going over a half hour.
They always end ppv's like 20 minutes early... summer slam was supposed to be 4 hours long but it was only 3 and a half hours

[Droford]

What do you mean?

AJ Styles
Eden Stiles

[Locke]

What do you mean?
For AJ Styles, they put Eden Stiles in the ring and had a name graphic that said "EDEN STILES"

[Fignuts]

Holy shit jbl throwing some names out there.

[Fignuts]

Not used to wwe acknowledging outside talent like that.

[Hanso Amore]

For AJ Styles, they put Eden Stiles in the ring and had a name graphic that said "EDEN STILES"

A hhh, that went over my head.

[Ruien]

Love the crowd for this match.

[Emperor Smeat]

You forgot E&C with The New Day.

When did that get announced?

[Hanso Amore]

Not used to wwe acknowledging outside talent like that.

That was crazy, it's one thing to bring a few guys into the hall but to work them into match play by play is so weird.

[Fignuts]

Hell was that?

[Droford]

Fed that up

[Hanso Amore]

Shit styles keeps shorting those moonsaults

[Hanso Amore]

The bigger ring is fucking his game up

[Volare]

When did that get announced?

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Hey <a href="https://twitter.com/EdgeRatedR">@EdgeRatedR</a> tonight <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEFastLane?src=hash">#WWEFastLane</a> be vewy vewy quiet, we are hunting Unicorns <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LongLiveTheZoo?src=hash">#LongLiveTheZoo</a></p>&mdash; Christian (@Christian4Peeps) <a href="https://twitter.com/Christian4Peeps/status/701466261918715905">February 21, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Fignuts]

Shit styles keeps shorting those moonsaults

That said he adapted well, turning it into a backflip russian legsweep

[Volare]

He's done that before, flip over into reverse suplex position.

[Droford]

Ouch face first

[Blonde Moment]

Can't believe I am saying this but this has gone on too long

[CSL]

Jericho was too far away in terms of that springboard reverse ddt

[Hanso Amore]

That said he adapted well, turning it into a backflip russian legsweep

Sorry, it was meant to be his moonsaults where he catches the guy and does a reverse ddt.

But yes they covered well. He did the same thing out of the corner against axel and it looked like shit.

[Volare]

LIONTAMER ON THE FLOOR!!

[Locke]

Bored by this, doing some writing.

[Fignuts]

This a great match

[Volare]

STUPID SON OF A BITCH!!

[Fignuts]

Crowd is kind of shit outside of random dueling chants

[Emperor Smeat]

Wow at Styles Clash getting kicked out.

[Volare]

Sweet 2nd Tipsters match right.

[Blonde Moment]

Match went too long

[Droford]

Lol way to kill the Styles Clash

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a really good match overall.

Guess the Calf Crusher is Styles new official finisher.

[GD]

Jericho's age is showing.