I miss John Cena (a poem)

[Shisen Kopf]

Bright shirt, cool hat
John Cena's where it's at
Hasn't been around in quite a while
Him rasslin at Rasslemania would make me smile
Who would he fight? I'm not sure
But I guarantee his match won't be a bore
He could fight Jericho or maybe Styles
The fans will love that, they'll drive for miles
Please Vince, let him rassle, you'll get paid
If he's not on the card I hope you get a certain disease.

[harmsway]

4/10

[Shisen Kopf]

5/7----piss off!

[Lock Jaw]

10/10

[Lock Jaw]

"The Perfect Ten" Shisen Kopf

[VSG]

Who's the designated troll/sock in this thread again?

[Shisen Kopf]

What's a troll??? So confused right now

[VSG]

Got it, thanks.

[Jazzy Foot]

Bright shirt, cool hat
John Cena's where it's at
Hasn't been around in quite a while
Him rasslin at Rasslemania would make me smile
Who would he fight? I'm not sure
But I guarantee his match won't be a bore
He could fight Jericho or maybe Styles
The fans will love that, they'll drive for miles
Please Vince, let him rassle, you'll get paid
If he's not on the card I hope you get a certain disease.

A few edits here and there and it could be read to the tune of "My time is now":

Bright shirt and a cool hat,
John Cena is where it's at,
Hasn't been here for quite a while,
Him rasslin would make me smile,
Who'd he fight, I'm not sure,
But I guarantee you he won't bore,
Brock, Jericho or maybe Styles
The fans would love it, they'll drive for miles,
Please Vince put him down,
You can't see him his time is now.

da da da da, da da da da, da da da da, da da da da.

[Shisen Kopf]

Needs a line about Nikki's tits
Honk, honk, honk

[Mr. Nerfect]

John Cena is the mang. But Dave Meltzer told me that. Meltzer sheep.

[Shisen Kopf]

John Cena is the mang. But Dave Meltzer told me that. Meltzer sheep,,,,,,,

Fixed

[Jazzy Foot]

Needs a line about Nikki's tits
Honk, honk, honk

Leave it with me I'll make a poem about it.

[Curtis]

Bright shirt, cool hat
John Cena's where it's at
Hasn't been around in quite a while
Him rasslin at Rasslemania would make me smile
Who would he fight? I'm not sure
But I guarantee his match won't be a bore
He could fight Jericho or maybe Styles
The fans will love that, they'll drive for miles
Please Vince, let him rassle, you'll get paid
If he's not on the card I hope you get a certain disease.


yo, yo, u say cena has a cool hat?
i say his style falls a bit flat
sure he can go in the ring
but in sports entertainment it dont mean a thing
his character's old and boring as hell
the kid friendly hero - does that ring a bell?

I'd rather see Hogan wobble out once more
Than another attitude adjustment that we've seen before
Sure he's good in the ring
But I no longer care what he can bring
I'm so tired of Cena, him and WWE is like a bad romance
Hell, at this point I'd rather watch Nikky Chance!


BOO-YAH.

[harmsway]

3/10. You repeated he can go in the ring. Not good prose

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cena vs. Bray Wyatt will happen at WrestleMania. The Eater of Worlds vs. Our Whole World.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He should feud with Tyler Breeze.

BREEZE: "If any face is going to run this place, it should be the most gorgeous face there is!"

Boom. Money.