First ever RAW is Leap(ing Lanny Poffo) Day Thread

[Droford]

Won't happen again for 28 years (Road to Wrestlemania 60)

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Last week on raw essentially
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[road doggy dogg]

really dude it's like 9am

[Theo Dious]

I would break into someone's house to watch tonight's Raw if I could be guaranteed a Laney Poffo appearance.

[Droford]

really dude it's like 9am

Yeah. I know but I wanted to start this one for its historic once in a lifetime importance

[road doggy dogg]

hey anything that sticks it to slik I'm all for

[DAMN iNATOR]

Man. Now I'm all hyped up for WM 60! Hope it's not a huge letdown.

[Droford]

Wrestlemania60 will probably be headlined by the spawn of Nicki Bella and John Cena vs the spawn of Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella.

[slik]

Hall of Fame spoilers



- With WWE announcing The Godfather for the 2016 WWE Hall of Fame after headliner STING, the remaining Hall of Fame inductees are Jacqueline, The Freebirds and Regis Philbin in the celebrity wing.

credit - wrestlinginc

[road doggy dogg]

they should have Godfather and Jacqueline come out together and they can re-enact that time when her tits were flailing about

[Big Vic]

Wrestlemania60 will probably be headlined by the spawn of Nicki Bella and John Cena vs the spawn of Daniel Bryan and Brie Bella.
Roggan and Kenyan win the Tag Team Titles.

Declan becomes the 2, in UnderTakers 62-2.

[slik]

they should have Godfather and Jacqueline come out together and they can re-enact that time when her tits were flailing about

Sable/Christian so random lol

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[Theo Dious]

Roggan and Kenyan win the Tag Team Titles.

Declan becomes the 2, in UnderTakers 62-2.

Aurora Levesque becomes Divas Champion to culminate the 10th Divas Revolution.

[Droford]

Aurora Levesque becomes Divas Champion to culminate the 10th Divas Revolution.

She'll be 37 at WM 60

[Theo Dious]

She'll be 37 at WM 60

How old is her dad going to be when he defends the WWEND title in a month?

[Droford]

46

He'll be older than Vince is now at WM 60

If Vince isn't dead he'll be going on 99.

[Theo Dious]

Moreover how old was her mother when she wrestled Brie Bella?

[Theo Dious]

Point being she's the genetic sum of Triple H & the McMahons. She'll be at Wrestlemania 100.

[Big Vic]

Aurora Levesque will be a 16 time divas champion and a one time WWE Champ.

[slik]

If you're a WWE Superstar in the market for a Maserati GranTurismo who's also known for your bodyslam acumen, boy, are you in luck. After teasing a big "announcement" yesterday on Twitter, resident League of Nations heavy-hitter and former U.S. Champion Rusev issued an open challenge to the WWE locker room over his account. He's placing the keys to a Maserati on the line to any Superstar who can lift him up and slam him down on tonight's Raw.

No small amount of strength-inclined WWE Superstars will be expected to take the challenge — Ryback and Big Show are a couple of obvious candidates — but given that anything can happen in WWE, it's a solid bet someone unexpected will take The Bulgarian Brute up on his offer. Suddenly, that image of El Torito peeling out in a sleek machine doesn't sound so farfetched, does it? Tune in at 8/7 C live on USA Network to see who answers the call.



I wonder if this will lead to The Rock body-slamming Rusev at WrestleMania (assuming people will keep losing his bodyslam challenge until then)

[owenbrown]

Cena will be a 47 time world champ by WM 60 and still bury the roster

[Sepholio]

Batista will enter the cheat code before that happens. So while Cena may end up a 47 time champ, Batista will be easily at like 79 time champ by then. Still a good main event for WM60.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Who's watching RAW tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Steve

[Emperor Smeat]

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[Lock Jaw]

Thought RAW was about to start, but then realized still doesn't start for an hour....

[Locke]

Honestly? Probably won't watch

Will probably clean my room

[Droford]

Rusev should have some kind of car made in Bulgaria

[Droford]

http://www.novinite.com/media/images/2012-06/photo_verybig_140700.jpg

Chinese company builds their cars in Bulgaria.

Needs a Chinese wrestler

[Lock Jaw]

Was gonna enter Mick Foley's Wrestlemania Dream Vacation (https://rainn.org/wrestlemania), but then looked at my schedule for those days.... have events on April 1st and April 2nd.... so couldn't even go.....

[Droford]

I can see it now..

Big Show vs Rusev in Sumo Monster Tanks at Wrestlemania

[Lock Jaw]

Better than Big Show vs. Kevin Owens

Plus Rusev + tanks = Awesome

[poopfromweiner dude]

Is there a RAW pre show?

[ClockShot]

Evening boys & girls.

[Ruien]

Love watching Raw. I always get a good night sleep when my eyes bite the dust around 9 to 9 30ish.

[Ruien]

Hoping Wyatt starts his Mania feud. Excited to see what they do with Ryback. They messed up so mad with his last heel run.

[Dark One]

To continue their attempts to get Roman over by borrowing angles/gimmicks/stories from previously over wrestlers, Roman will now be wrestling with Undashing Cody Rhodes' mask on.

[ClockShot]

Uncle Hunter's promo time.

Now's the time for your bathroom break.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jack Swagger to answer the Rusev Body Slam Challenge and begin the Swag Jag across America, baby!

[Corndad]

Yeah this sounds exactly like the promo on Smackdown.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Is Triple H turning face yet?

[Lock Jaw]

Roman seems v popular in Nashville....

[Mr. Nerfect]

It's a really good idea to do the exact same things on RAW that they do on SmackDown. Think about it -- if you watch SmackDown you get to brag to your friends that you saw the exact same thing before them -- almost like you went to the future. It runs the program on television, so the WWE's elite broadcasting specialists can determine whether or not it tested well, and they can do a more rehearsed version live.

If you don't watch SmackDown, you don't miss out on anything; but if you do then you still get it first.

This is why WWE are the cutting edge in entertainment.

[Droford]

I hope Roman has to wear a Cody Rhodes style face mask

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman seems v popular in Nashville....

This makes me long for the days of the territories. Roman Reigns would be a massive babyface in Memphis. Can you imagine Reigns coming out with a rock guitar or on horse back, ready for his showdown with Memphis Legend Jerry "The King" Lawler?

[Black Widow]

Roman should get a nose job where his nose is made bigger and then the feud between him and Triple H can be over who has the biggest nose.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Masked Roman would actually be pretty cool. It's a good device used in many dramatic epics. When Reigns wins the WWE Title at WrestleMania he can remove the mask and reveal that he was beautiful all along.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Roman should get a nose job where his nose is made bigger and then the feud between him and Triple H can be over who has the biggest nose.

Good idea. He should also come out and say "You make have broken my nose, but at least mine isn't as ugly as yours! Suffering succotash!" and the crowd will love him forever.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Dealing with serious situations with passive comedic detachment is a perfect device for not only coping in rassling, but in life. Just ask Del Rio about how hot he got in his epic rivalry with Jack Swagger where he was the mature one and just mocked The Real Americans.

[DAMN iNATOR]

It would probably never happen, but Dean's craziness and Shane's recklessness would probably make for one hell of a tag team.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I think the only reason Del Rio doesn't get many boos when he comes out now is because people still want to cheer him after that angle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

It would probably never happen, but Dean's craziness and Shane's recklessness would probably make for one hell of a tag team.

Dean and Shane -- The Douglases

[Emperor Smeat]

To continue their attempts to get Roman over by borrowing angles/gimmicks/stories from previously over wrestlers, Roman will now be wrestling with Undashing Cody Rhodes' mask on.

Does it include the sweet hoodie jacket Cody wore as well?

[Mr. Nerfect]

No. Reigns must come out on a Hannibal Lecter thing.

[ClockShot]

This some sort of ploy to get Dean in the main event at 'Mania?

[Corndad]

Just make it a 4 way for the Title at Mania. That would be kinda awesome

[owenbrown]

Please for the love of God call an audible for WM

[Mr. Nerfect]

Weird question: How is Luther Reigns doing? I heard he sued the WWE before. That would be a shame, because he'd be the perfect babyface to bring back and help his brother against The Authority.

[Lock Jaw]

Seems "weird" to "derail" the buildup of Ambrose/Lesnar to use Dean again as a pawn to get Roman Reigns over

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fatal 4-Way for Mania is probably a smarter way to go at this point.

[Emperor Smeat]

Worked very well for Cena with randomly asking for title shots and matches.

[Dark One]

Main event for the Road to Wrestlemania Network special? I could go for that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

MORE BIG STARS IN ONE MATCH BABY!!!!!!

[Droford]

Pointless

[Mr. Nerfect]

Triple H vs. Dean Ambrose in Toronto would be a lot of fun. Triple H vs. Jericho in a remaatch from WrestleMania X-8 where they invite Shisen so he can see them wrestle would be good too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ambrose and Renee Young should appear in a WWE Films version of Beauty and the Beast together.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I hope Fandango changes the Body Slam Challenge into a Dance-Off tonight. It's not about wins and losses -- it's about putting smiles on people's faces.

[ClockShot]

Shane vs. 'Taker. Hell in a Cell.

I'm still looking for "Subject to change" in very very fine print.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn.... putting this match on now..... would have been a great main event, or mid-show "wake up".....

[ClockShot]

Orange hair vs. Purple hair.

CHOOSE A SIDE!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, hey, look, every single McMahon besides Linda on an episode of RAW. Never seen that before. :roll:

[Droford]

Shane vs. 'Taker. Hell in a Cell.

I'm still looking for "Subject to change" in very very fine print.

Card is always subject to change

[Lock Jaw]

LUNCH TIME!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Nice "I paid to see Becky" sign

[Emperor Smeat]

Orange hair vs. Purple hair.

CHOOSE A SIDE!

#TeamPurple

[Lock Jaw]

Hope they give this match decent time....

Before ending in shenanigans to make a triple threat match at Mania

[Lock Jaw]

Lynch 4 Lyfe

[Triple A]

Sasha Banks very beautiful,,,

[mitch_h]

Weird question: How is Luther Reigns doing? I heard he sued the WWE before. That would be a shame, because he'd be the perfect babyface to bring back and help his brother against The Authority.

I saw him in this documentary about prescription drug addiction... he didn't look ring ready.

[ClockShot]

I got a feeling this is going to be a triple threat at 'Mania.

Can't see Charlotte or Ric sitting still during this match.

[Triple A]

Insane Chrisley Knows Best commercial

[GD]

Insane Chrisley Knows Best commercial

It's so bad that I find it highly amusing.

[Droford]

Lol

[ClockShot]

A double pin?!

THEY WENT THAT ROUTE!?!

[Corndad]

Triple Threat!!

[Lock Jaw]

Well that was a very awkwardly done ending.... Samoa Joe/Sami Zayn did it better.....

[Dark One]

Looks like we'll get our triple threat.

[ClockShot]

Flair family shenanigans makes more sense!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is that not an NXT finish?

[Emperor Smeat]

Looked like someone on Creative watched NXT recently with that ending.

[Volare]

Triple Threat!! Then Bayley shows up on RAW the night after and wins it.

[GD]

Triple threat, baby!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Best RAW segment of all-time to involve all 4 McMahons (IMHO):

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[Lock Jaw]

Then randomly just play Charlotte's theme to end the segment

[ClockShot]

Wyatts aren't impressed.

[Lock Jaw]

Hate cutting away from Wyatt promos to show the crowd.....

[Corndad]

Bray needs a Mania win, don't even care who against at this point

[Volare]

Anyone else touch the screen when Wyatt extended his hand?




I sure as fuck did! :)

[Lock Jaw]

So hard to take Wyatt seriously anyways when they never actually look strong for long

[Lock Jaw]

Anyone else touch the screen when Wyatt extended his hand?




I sure as fuck did! :)

Did you feel your soul transfer out your body and through the tv screen?

[DAMN iNATOR]

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result."

Like, I dunno, what, say, putting Bray Wyatt into feud after feud and expecting him to win?

[DaveWadding]

Masked Roman would actually be pretty cool. It's a good device used in many dramatic epics. When Reigns wins the WWE Title at WrestleMania he can remove the mask and reveal that he was beautiful all along.

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[Lock Jaw]

No memory of that happening last week....

[ClockShot]

I expected that to go longer.

[Lock Jaw]

MIZ WINS! MIZ WINS! MIZ WINS!

[Anybody Thrilla]

Really glad that was short.

[Dark One]

Riveting 90 second match with no entrances.

[Emperor Smeat]

That's it?

Ziggler looks like a bigger loser after all that yapping last week.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope that AJ and Jericho aren't a "team" for Wrestlemania.... would rather even just see them fight each other again (Jericho going full on heel)

[Lock Jaw]

If only Kevin Owens knew that the secret to beating Dolph was throwing him into the corner really hard.... could have helped out in all those wars the two had.....

[Ruien]

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting a different result."

Like, I dunno, what, say, putting Bray Wyatt into feud after feud and expecting him to win?

Seriously, Wyatt himself hasn't lost a match in like 5 months. The group as a whole lost like 2 matches in the last 3 or 4 months. GTFO

[Lock Jaw]

Filter outta control on this video package

[Volare]

Did you feel your soul transfer out your body and through the tv screen?

AYYYYYYYYYYAyyyyyyyyyyyyAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.......











Oh sorry I was typing my yawn.

[Lock Jaw]

Really hoping to hear Vince McMahon say "my son, Shane" tonight.....

[ClockShot]

Really hoping to hear Vince McMahon say "my son, Shane" tonight.....

"MAH SON, SHANE!"

The good ol' days.

[Volare]

Good package.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Good package.

That's what she said

[Volare]

I wish I could get Becky to say that....

[Volare]

So Shane or Undertaker interrupting?

[Volare]

Steph is still attractive as all hell in that dress.

[Lock Jaw]

HERE COME THE MONEY

[Droford]

Jericho should interrupt this for old times sake

[Volare]

If Linda shows up I will flip out.

[ClockShot]

Hour #2, we start off with another speech/promo.

[Lock Jaw]

Nice star filter on the trophy.....

[Volare]

Shane is more over than Roman.....but can you bury Shane? :)

[ClockShot]

Speaking of Legacy..........

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[Lock Jaw]

Steph great heel

[GD]

lol @ the goofs chanting "Randy Savage" :nono:

[Volare]

HELLCAT STEPH!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks was brilliant. It keeps the fans wanting more. Protect your future Becky vs. Banks match. Charlotte can now talk about how neither girl is good enough and the idea of a Triple Threat is in everybody's mind.

Becky is life.

[Volare]

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[Lock Jaw]

SHE'S GONNA PUKE

[Volare]

I'm waiting for Steph to quote the great Vince classic "Life sucks!! And then you die!!"

[ClockShot]

Glad that's over.

[Dark One]

Steph going full McMahon.

[Lock Jaw]

Too long of a segment for no one to interrupt.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

It seems to me like they are heading towards a multi-man Ladder Match for the IC Title at WrestleMania this year. Dolph and Miz seemed to reference that belt in their promo which I thought was really good. Dolph showed great fire and Miz seemed to take what Dolph said on board. Really good work from Miz lately.

So if we go the seven man route, we'll have Kevin Owens, Dolph Ziggler and The Miz as almost half of the field. In my fantasy booking, I had Bray Wyatt, Chris Jericho and AJ Styles in there too. Maybe Kane as the last guy to round things out? Or Neville?

[Volare]

That Taker graphic makes me think of Raiden from MK.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder if Undertaker will EVISCERATE Shane McMahon tonight...

(verbally)

[Droford]

Wwe.com

Byte this!

[ClockShot]

'Taker's probably still scratching his head like the rest of us about this match.

Probably will say Shane's not worthy and someone else goes in for him.

[Emperor Smeat]

VJM Trophy not getting smashed by now might be a new record for the WWE. Everything except it was tossed during that speech.

[Volare]

I want my Lucha flippy entrance dammit WWE! HOW DARE YOU SCREW ME OF AWESOME TRAMPOLINE FLIPS!!

[Volare]

I would love to see a Sheamus Kingston run in tonight.

[Droford]

Rusev getting pinfall wins

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good heel promo by Steph, but for what ends? I guess it makes USA Network happy and bolsters their wonderful relationship with their television station. This will lead to more public attention for the WWE and higher ratings -- just you watch.

I did want to see Chris Jericho interrupt, but this is a new era. I think if someone interrupted it should have been a woman to tell Steph that she's amazing, but she's also a bitch. How about WWE Paige? She's got the anti-Diva thing, she's a girl the company wants to promote as a big star and she could appeal to the European market if they emphasized her Englishness more.

Stephanie McMahon vs. WWE Paige is a missed opportunity to spice up the Road to WrestleMania -- which is looking like a bumpy one indeed.

[Lock Jaw]

Filled with such incredible rage every time Del Rio hits his double stomp

[Droford]

Lol subway plug

[Lock Jaw]

Good thing they can find such important work for Nattie

[Volare]

GOD DAMMIT IM EATING SUBWAY WHILE WATCHING THIS.........WHAT IN THE FUCK

[Volare]

Thank god I don't eat the sandwich she said.

[Dark One]

Uuuuuuuuuuughhhhhh.

At least if you're going to have a commercial, make it be the Slapchop.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: random Subway ad

[Lock Jaw]

Good heel promo by Steph, but for what ends? I guess it makes USA Network happy and bolsters their wonderful relationship with their television station. This will lead to more public attention for the WWE and higher ratings -- just you watch.

I did want to see Chris Jericho interrupt, but this is a new era. I think if someone interrupted it should have been a woman to tell Steph that she's amazing, but she's also a bitch. How about WWE Paige? She's got the anti-Diva thing, she's a girl the company wants to promote as a big star and she could appeal to the European market if they emphasized her Englishness more.

Stephanie McMahon vs. WWE Paige is a missed opportunity to spice up the Road to WrestleMania -- which is looking like a bumpy one indeed.

Would not have minded that.....

"Both McMahons fight for their life at Wrestlemania!" - Tagline.....

[Lock Jaw]

Renee should have grabbed the sandwich at the end

[Lock Jaw]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

WrestleMania is looking like:

WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Triple H (c) vs. Roman Reigns

Street Fight
Brock Lesnar vs. Dean Ambrose

Hell in a Cell
The Undertaker vs. Shane McMahon

Triple Threat Match for the Divas Championship
Charlotte (c) vs. Becky Lynch vs. Sasha Banks

8-Man Tag Team Match
John Cena & The New Day vs. The League of Nations

Stephanie McMahon vs. WWE Paige

Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship
Kevin Owens (c) vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. Bray Wyatt vs. Chris Jericho vs. AJ Styles vs. Kane

Mask vs. Mask Match for the United States Championship
Kalisto (c) vs. Sin Cara

WWE Tag Team Match
The Dudley Boyz vs. The Usos

Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
Featuring Big Show, The Wyatt Family, Mark Henry, Ryback and R-Truth

It's going to be pretty epic.

[Droford]

Ugh..

[Lock Jaw]

I miss The Ryback being billed as "from Sin City".....

[Volare]

Honestly would like to see Ryback win the AtGBR at Mania.

[Volare]

BACKPACK STUNNER! I like that.

[Volare]

I FUCKING LOVE THAT!!

[Corndad]

So is Ryback Face or Heel I'm so confused. And he just leaves hahaha

[Droford]

Eat
Beat
Leave

[Volare]

Eat
Beat
Leave

Put that on a shirt!

[Anybody Thrilla]

That Ryback business was pretty cool.

[Lock Jaw]

Too many long video packages.....

[Volare]

Heyman with that "No shield to protect you" line makes me think someone is coming back soon.

[Droford]

Nashville more like bootyville

[Dark One]

It has been 90 minutes since the Ambrose / HHH confrontation and I'm looking forward to something maybe finally happening.

[Sepholio]

Nashville hot chicken is kinda delicious :o

[Dark One]

Even New Day is dragging tonight. Oof.

[Droford]

AJ needs a light up jacket too

[Corndad]

So is this leading to Y2AJ in a Tag Team match at Mania vs New Day and League of nations ? Id say a ladder match but we have quite a few hardcore type stips already for Mania (HIAC, Streetfight)

[DAMN iNATOR]

AJ needs a light up jacket too

Seems too "me, too!". Maybe light-up gloves?

[Droford]

I'm convinced that AJs song was for the Briscoes

[DAMN iNATOR]

So is this leading to Y2AJ in a Tag Team match at Mania vs New Day and League of nations ? Id say a ladder match but we have quite a few hardcore type stips already for Mania (HIAC, Streetfight)

I wouldn't mind either a 4-team ladder match or a "4 Corners" style tag match like they did at WM x8, where that one guy who posts here who went...who was that again?

[Mr. Nerfect]

It would suit The Briscoes, but I think it adds an urban edge to AJ Styles that will make him appeal to young children who like rap music.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I take Styles and Jericho out of the Ladder Match now. I could see them challenging for the Tag Titles at Mania, but I think they'll do it as the only team. The New Day only face The League of Nations if it is with John Cena. Or maybe at a 4-on-2 disadvantage.

Styles vs. Jericho will happen with evil Jericho upset that Styles gets more cheers than him in 2016. He's sick of keeping up and wants to be on his own again. Free again.

[Emperor Smeat]

So is this leading to Y2AJ in a Tag Team match at Mania vs New Day and League of nations ? Id say a ladder match but we have quite a few hardcore type stips already for Mania (HIAC, Streetfight)

Maybe even add in the Lucha Dragons if there is no US title match at Mania.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Kofi

[Droford]

Lol

[Mr. Nerfect]

This would mean that when the World Title and Street Fight get unified when Brock Lesnar takes out both Triple H and Dean Ambrose during their Toronto title match, there will be another spot on the card:

* Fatal 4-Way World Title
* Hell in a Cell
* Triple Threat Women's Title
* The New Day & John Cena vs. League of Booty
* Stephanie McMahon vs. WWE Paige
* Jericho vs. Styles
* IC Ladder Match
* Mask vs. Mask
* Andre Battle Royal
* Dudleys vs. Usos

[Droford]

I forgot creed and styles were both in tna

[Lock Jaw]

haha Charles Robinson's face

[Droford]

I still like Jeristyles

[Lock Jaw]

Next week they lose, Jericho gets frustrated and turns heel on AJ..... hope that happens.....

[Volare]

I forgot creed and styles were both in tna

On Jericho's podcast, he said that AJ got him in.

[Volare]

So how many of our forum mates are pissed at no Biker Taker?

[Lock Jaw]

Why two AJ? Why not two AJ?

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Next week they lose, Jericho gets frustrated and turns heel on AJ..... hope that happens.....

I'm actually thinking that's what's going to happen. Styles vs. Jericho would add that sort of heavy-hitting, direct and personal issues feud to the Mania mid-card. It belongs on WrestleMania.

If there are shenanigans, my bet is that The League of Nations randomly insert themselves and end up mixing it up with Jericho & Styles, The New Day and The Lucha Dragons at Mania. Eh. It's just too many teams for there to be actual investment.

[Lock Jaw]

Here we go....

MY SON, SHANE

[Volare]

Undertaker/Vinny Mac showdown time!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Buuuuuuut -- I do think the WWE likes Y2AJ. It's possible that Xavier Woods gets The New Day purposefully disqualified next week to build to that match.

[Emperor Smeat]

Next week they lose, Jericho gets frustrated and turns heel on AJ..... hope that happens.....

Better include a nut shot. Jericho's been way too nice in this pairing to not end that way.

[Volare]

TA-DA!

[Lock Jaw]

"My Son, Shane" count = 2

[Lock Jaw]

*DONG*

[Dark One]

Really hopeful "something" will finally happen tonight now.

[Anybody Thrilla]

God dammit. I am bartending right now with Raw on and these chicks just played a Justin Bieber song as soon as Vince said "Undertaker". Let me know what he says, I guess.

[Lock Jaw]

The Gunslinger

Is that a thing now?

[DAMN iNATOR]

You know what this segment is missing? Teddy Long as the one to introduce "THEE UNDAH-TAKAHHH!"

Would've said his name like 985274360196432× better than Vince...or anybody else, for that matter.

[Droford]

That was stupid

[Lock Jaw]

Arrive (5 minutes)
Talk (20 seconds)
Leave (5 minutes)

[Lock Jaw]

My Son, Shane = 3

[Anybody Thrilla]

Now Fetty Wap. Damn it. What did the Gunslinger say?

[Anybody Thrilla]

The Gunderslinger

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Vince at the end.


God dammit. I am bartending right now with Raw on and these chicks just played a Justin Bieber song as soon as Vince said "Undertaker". Let me know what he says, I guess.

Nothing special, Taker just implied whatever happens is on Vince's hand. Vince tried to say he controlled Taker before that.

[Droford]

He just called Linda a bitch

[Lock Jaw]

Now Fetty Wap. Damn it. What did the Gunslinger say?

"You know what I do.... When that door closes.... the blood of your son, Shane, will be on your hands, not mine."

[Crimson]

Ummm bad segment

[Droford]

And now everyone turns off Raw and goes to bed

[Dark One]

Really hopeful "something" will finally happen tonight now.

Oops. I was wrong.

[DAMN iNATOR]

He just called Linda a bitch

I know, right? What an asshole.

[Jordan]

Raw has sucked tonight and that segment was horrible.

[Lock Jaw]

Sounded like Usos just shouted "F*** YEAH"

[Droford]

Bully Ray

[Sepholio]

Yeah that segment was sorely lacking in energy. When Vince coughed and Taker stopped his exit for a moment Vince should have started screaming at him. Huge miss there.

[Lock Jaw]

I think what happened this week is they saw last week and went "Hey, people really like us, The McMahons! This week let's give each of ourselves our own segment!"

[Lock Jaw]

Raw next week in Chicago! CM Punk return confirmed!!!

[Droford]

Ouch

[Droford]

Raw next week in Chicago! CM Punk return confirmed!!!

Pittsburgh week after...

[Lock Jaw]

He's got hurt feelings

[Lock Jaw]

Pittsburgh week after...

CM Punk vs. Kurt Angle confirmed for Wrestlemania!

[Lock Jaw]

Every time Eden Stiles isn't the one to announce Kevin Owens, a wasted opportunity.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

I liked the Vince/Undertaker segment, but it missed Jim Ross talking about how much of an asshole Vince is for signing his own son's death warrant. Vince also turned it into a comedy segment with the water drinking. The focus of this seems...off.

It was fine until Taker walked away and Vince should have said "You're damn right it's going to be on my hands! You're damn right! I want you to rip Shane limb from limb!"

[Mr. Nerfect]

The whole Shane/Undertaker/Vince/Steph/Triple H thing seems like a really desperate plea for attention by the company. I mean, they're dangling this idea of a different future under Shane as something we all want -- but then they have to put him over Taker and have basically confirmed that it would write off Vince, Triple H & Stephanie -- which isn't going to happen.

The whole angle is whack.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I mean...what brilliant storytelling...

[weather vane]

Weird RAW. Super underwhelming.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/qUq6z1C.gif

[Dark One]

30 more minutes until sweet, merciful release.

[Lock Jaw]

Can't believe that they will be going with Big Show as Kevin Owens' opponent at Wrestlemania....

*traumatized dog gif*

[Dark One]

Lana wearing stilts or something?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lana, huh? Well, that's always a plus. :y:

[Lock Jaw]

Especially after the Rumble where I thought they were gonna go with Zayn vs. Owens....

[Dark One]

Can't believe that they will be going with Big Show as Kevin Owens' opponent at Wrestlemania....

*traumatized dog gif*

http://i.imgur.com/rhVGUrY.gif

[DAMN iNATOR]

Can't believe that they will be going with Big Show as Kevin Owens' opponent at Wrestlemania....

*traumatized dog gif*

#WWELogic

[Mr. Nerfect]

Remember that it's going to be a Ladder Match for the IC Title, guys. Big Show will just be one of seven men.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lana wearing stilts or something?

Couldn't tell, but probably. Seems to be what she usually wears along eith the business suit/skirt ensemble...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Kevin Owens vs. Big Show vs. The Miz vs. Dolph Ziggler vs. TBA vs. TBA vs. TBA

[Emperor Smeat]

Not sure if its wise of Brie to be making fun of Rusev.

Next thing you know Bryan is just spending a peaceful day tending to his garden and then Rusev appears outta nowhere in his Mania tank flattening both Bryan and his garden as revenge.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brie Bella vs. Lana at WrestleMania?

[Lock Jaw]

Remember that it's going to be a Ladder Match for the IC Title, guys. Big Show will just be one of seven men.

Where are you pulling that from? Don't remember anything being announced....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Remember that it's going to be a Ladder Match for the IC Title, guys. Big Show will be all seven men.

^ Fixed.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Rusev "attacking" Daniel Bryan as he's going about his daily errands because he "cannot control his woman" would be genuine heat. It's a shame it can't lead anywhere.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Where are you pulling that from? Don't remember anything being announced....

Nothing has been announced, I'm just doing a bit.

[Black Widow]

Weird RAW. Super underwhelming.

If we're on the Road to WrestleMania, tonight feels like they had to pull over and walk down the street, looking for a gas station.

Still haven't found one.

[Lock Jaw]

I could see the US Title being a multi-man ladder match since Kallisto has no story/direction/nothing going for him.

[Mr. Nerfect]

But seriously, they did have Miz and Dolph both talk about the IC Title and their journey to WrestleMania earlier. They had a match that was intended to leave you wanting to see more and with a clouds over it. I do genuinely think they will be in a Ladder Match for the IC Title.

[Sepholio]

Bryan gonna win the Rusev body slam challenge. Retirement a work. D-Bry vs Rusev at WM to be 3rd main event when Lesnar/Ambrose match merges into the title match.