Official Raw thread 3|14|16 "Romans EPIC return (plz)"

[Big Vic]

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Raw preview, March 14, 2016: The Game sets his sights on Reigns

Triple H escaped with the WWE World Heavyweight Championship, but as he walks into Pittsburgh with the ultimate prize, what message will he have for his WrestleMania opponent Roman Reigns? And how will Dean Ambrose respond to coming up short at WWE Roadblock? Roamin Rains better have a match tonight to save my ass in TPWW survivor.

[Heisenberg]

I'm not digging the Road to WrestleMania, please send a flare if anything happens,,,,,

[Big Vic]

Can't remember when I caught a full show....

didn't even watch the whole RR PPV, just the main event.

[Heisenberg]

There should be someone/something that will help us transition away from this post-WM. I need some vulgarity on a Monday and it's not coming from RAW. The ship has sailed on good humor.

[Clerk]

DON'T FUCK WITH AUTHORITY

[Corndad]

I hope I don't regret not going to my home town show tonight. It's pretty stacked by sounds of it.. Shane Brock Taker and possibly...

Kurt Angle and Daniel Bryan. Also Rumor of Mick Foley being there

Who knows maybe The Road to Mania finally heats up tonight.

[Sepholio]

Tonight feels like it will be phoned in. Pretty sure I can predict the card.

[VSG]

The Drifter, Roman Reigns.

[Volare]

Will watch the opening and judge from there.....even when I'm high, I can only watch so much before I go back to DOTA2.

[Dark One]

Pittsburgh? Let's all dream and fantasize of the lights going out and then...

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I know. No chance, and it would probably be disappointing, but I don't even care.

[Volare]

I would flip the fuck out.

[owenbrown]

would everyone chant "YOU SUCK!" ?

[Volare]

would everyone chant "YOU SUCK!" ?

Nah it be a Road Warrior pop.

[Ruien]

Who is ready for some Kurt Angle tonight?

[Volare]

Now this is how you open RAW!!!

[Dark One]

Two things would make me ALL THE WAY interested in Mania.

1) Kurt Angle

2) Ambrose being wedged into the main event

Things that would make me NOT AT ALL interested in Mania:

1) 30 minute Roman Reigns opening promo

2) A Brie Bell + Lana MizTV segment.

[Emperor Smeat]

Wonder if New Day can get a WWE Ice Cream bar version of their Booty-Os made.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Two things would make me ALL THE WAY interested in Mania.

1) Kurt Angle

2) Ambrose being wedged into the main event

Things that would make me NOT AT ALL interested in Mania:

1) 30 minute Roman Reigns opening promo

2) A Brie Bell + Lana MizTV segment.

How woyld ypu feel about a Brie Bella and Lana Highlight Reel segment?

[KIRA]

So who here wants to take the bullet to report back on how Booty-Os actually taste?
jk

[Corndad]

I'm just a sexy Kurt..I'll make your ankle hurt. God I miss goofy early 2000s Angle.

[Volare]

I'm just a sexy Kurt..I'll make your ankle hurt. God I miss goofy early 2000s Angle.

Thanks, now that's stuck in my head. :lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tag titles still look so stupid...never got used to the redesign that makes them look like giant pennies with Spartan helmet logos in the center made to make people think of, I guess Ancient Greco-Roman wrestling or something...

Random thought post.

[ClockShot]

Losing some serious Division time to watch this.

Creative better have something good tonight.

[weather vane]

Dead crowd kinda no?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm just a sexy Kurt..I'll make your ankle hurt. God I miss goofy early 2000s Angle.

And he had "Sensational" Sherri out there that night, too. She was taken from us all too soon. RIP. :'(

[DAMN iNATOR]

Losing some serious Division time to watch this.

Creative better have something good tonight.

What has WWE given fans to be excited about in the last 6 months (BESIDES Ambrose)?

[KIRA]

Del Rio looks jacked.

[ClockShot]

What has WWE given fans to be excited about in the last 6 months (BESIDES Ambrose)?

The Phenomenal AJ Styles?

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev almost managed to DDT himself with that spinning heel kick.

[road doggy dogg]

is Wade Barrett part of "League of Nations"... feels like he is "just there".. no wonder he is "one foot out the door... "ellipses and air quotes"...

[ClockShot]

Dead crowd. Pretty sure I hear crickets.

[Locke]

Crowd is dead as heel team beats up heel team

[poopfromweiner dude]

Anyone watching RAW tonight?

[road doggy dogg]

Dead crowd. Pretty sure I hear crickets.


Crowd is dead as heel team beats up heel team

what... sounds like crowd is "booing heavily"

[Emperor Smeat]

Dead crowd. Pretty sure I hear crickets.

Them dragging the beatings on for way too long probably didn't help.

[Corndad]

Yeah can't blame the crowd. League of Snores beating up an at best at this time Tweener team. Loud boos to start but cant blame losing interest

[weather vane]

Crowd is awful.

[ClockShot]

Another Barbershop movie?!

Been like 12 years since the last one.

[Triple A]

watching Raw

looking at #ChrisleyKnowsBest (https://twitter.com/hashtag/ChrisleyKnowsBest?src=hash) hashtag on twitter and feeling depressed

[slik]

I miss Lana yelling "Rusev - CRUSH him" and then the big Russian flag falling from the ceiling. #RAW

[slik]

I would much rather RAW open with A NEW DAY than a boring ass promo by HHH or Roman Reigns or whomever

[Corndad]

Holy pop. Yeah the crowd isnt an issue. It all league of nations. No one cares.

[ClockShot]

Wondering if Dean should take it up a notch and ride to ringside on the motorcycle like Biker Taker used to do.

Ya know, with the leather jacket, persona, attitude. Make sense.

[poopfromweiner dude]

wait what

@road block

Dean should be champ...wtf hick rule is that

[slik]

Dean Ambrose coming out now...we getting Brock in the first hour of RAW?

[Triple A]

smh @ this dumb line B.S....

[Lock Jaw]

Hey, I'm here now guys

[road doggy dogg]

randomly venomous "you were out of bounds you DOPE" comment

[Lock Jaw]

Dean Ambrose continually reminds me of some "celebrity".... I can "clearly picture" the celeb and the "same facial expression".... but for whatever reason can never remember who it is....

[ClockShot]

Ladies & Gentlemen..........

[GD]

Xavier Woods did not seem "seamless" in the ring. I'm quite indifferent about the tag team program.

I'm really excited for the Brock Lesnar and Dean Ambrose program.

[road doggy dogg]

DUH

DUH DUHDUH DUH

[slik]

kind of funny how much crowd likes Dean Ambrose but not really Roman Reigns that much

[road doggy dogg]

Dean Ambrose continually reminds me of some "celebrity".... I can "clearly picture" the celeb and the "same facial expression".... but for whatever reason can never remember who it is....

Brian Pillman?

[road doggy dogg]

kind of funny how much crowd likes Dean Ambrose but not really Roman Reigns that much

seems like a Guru Dave "entirely out of the loop for the past year" type post

[Dark One]

Dean Ambrose should beat Brock Lesnar at Wrestlemania. The guy that legit beats Brock Lesnar is a made man. The crowd already loves Ambrose. Make it official.

[road doggy dogg]

enjoy Paul Heyman talking for Brock (via Brock not being good on the stick)

[slik]

seems like a Guru Dave "entirely out of the loop for the past year" type post

i'll fite you

(on the internet) (Internet FITE ONLY)

[road doggy dogg]

feels depressing/awful to hear Heyman shill the network

[road doggy dogg]

fight me in list form only

[slik]

Dean Ambrose continually reminds me of some "celebrity".... I can "clearly picture" the celeb and the "same facial expression".... but for whatever reason can never remember who it is....

Is it the guy on Walking Dead, Norman Reedus?

[Lock Jaw]

Thought it was "funny" how Luke Harper's offense seemed to hurt Brock more than anything Ambrose has done to him except for low blows....

[road doggy dogg]

BUHROCK... LESNAR catchphrase feels overused

[Emperor Smeat]

Dean Ambrose continually reminds me of some "celebrity".... I can "clearly picture" the celeb and the "same facial expression".... but for whatever reason can never remember who it is....

Oasis band member?

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[slik]

Would rather Dean vs Brock close WM than HHH/Roman w/ crowd booing Roman w/ belt

[Lock Jaw]

Is it the guy on Walking Dead, Norman Reedus?

Nah....

[GD]

Dean Ambrose continually reminds me of some "celebrity".... I can "clearly picture" the celeb and the "same facial expression".... but for whatever reason can never remember who it is....

I have always felt that the actor who played "Immortan Joe" in the Mad Max movies looked a lot like Dean Ambrose

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[Lock Jaw]

BUHROCK... LESNAR catchphrase feels overused

Impossible

[road doggy dogg]

ugh @ this shilling..... feels gross

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Heyman just randomly walking away

[ClockShot]

CROBAR!

[road doggy dogg]

Brock ain't goin' nowhere!

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, A TIRE IRON?! :lol:

[road doggy dogg]

LOL, A TIRE IRON?! :lol:

That's a crowbar, Tim.

[poopfromweiner dude]

Any1 else ever hear of this BULLSHIT rule that cost Dean the title????????????????

[GD]

seems like a Guru Dave "entirely out of the loop for the past year" type post

I feel a bit offended by the post. But then again I remind myself that I am foreigner in this land and will always be treated as such.

[road doggy dogg]

sounds like he didn't COMPLETE THE PROCESS #CalvinJohnson #Megatron #sham #bullshit

[Lock Jaw]

Dude in green shirt with smiley face on it at every show...... it seems....

[Lock Jaw]

Any1 else ever hear of this BULLSHIT rule that cost Dean the title????????????????

Pretty sure they just made it up.....

[poopfromweiner dude]

And now Dean the fringed lunatic has to fight the beast incarnate brock lesnar...and its not even for a belt??????????

He better win

[DAMN iNATOR]

Lesnar deciding he's not so eager to eat crow(bar) tonight...smart man.

[DAMN iNATOR]

That's a crowbar, Tim.

Go fuck yourself, Al. You're really putting the "BORE" in Borland tonight on "Tool Time".

Ya tool.

[road doggy dogg]

Go fuck yourself.

you are a terrible human

[poopfromweiner dude]

Pretty sure they just made it up.....

Are we (as loyal WWE fans) just going to take this lying down?

Pretty sure championships have changed hands thousands of times in the WWE with some guys foot under the ring

[road doggy dogg]

And now Dean the fringed lunatic has to fight the beast incarnate brock lesnar...and its not even for a belt??????????

He better win

this is an injustice... let's start a change.org petition to send to TITAN TOWERS

on this, the birth date of @poopfromweiner dude

[poopfromweiner dude]

#give dean the title

[DAMN iNATOR]

Pretty sure they just made it up.....

Nah, it's a real thing, just not generally used/"enforced" that much.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

poopfromweiner girl totally lame-ing up this thread. Do you even smart mark bro?

[slik]

Any1 else ever hear of this BULLSHIT rule that cost Dean the title????????????????


yeah it's dumb IMHO

[road doggy dogg]

it's pwfd's bday you show some goddamn respect

[Lock Jaw]

Are we (as loyal WWE fans) just going to take this lying down?

Pretty sure championships have changed hands thousands of times in the WWE with some guys foot under the ring

I am prepared to riot if you are....

[GD]

#give dean the title

That is not how "hashtags" work my friend.

[GD]

Sin Cara negro is back. Wooooooo...

[Lock Jaw]

Damn..... Sin Cara now as dark as his soul.......

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

it's pwfd's bday you show some goddamn respect

oh shit my b

[Fenix122]

Sin Cara heel turn tonight...he's wearing black :shifty:

[Emperor Smeat]

Sin Cara's black mask looks a lot cooler than his usual one.

[Dark One]

Sin Cara borrowing from Fandango's wardrobe.

[GD]

Kalisto dropping the United States Championship. A sign of things to come.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

How come ever babyface has to "overcome" obstacles? I mean I "get it" but they don't need to always refer to said obstacles being overcome all the fucking time.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn..... Sin Cara now as dark as his soul.......

Wait...Sin Cara Negro is back? :eek::shifty:

[ClockShot]

Ah. I see Sin Cara took over for Rey Mysterio is donning superhero-ish outfits.

BLACK PANTHER!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

"aura of arrogance" fuck offffff

[Triple A]

Ryback repeatedly making that noise that all male porn stars make when they "cum"

Like "sucking in air" sound

[Lock Jaw]

"We Want Angle" chants....

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ literally everyone ignoring the "lu-cha" chant from cohort

[owenbrown]

THE RYBACK is winning the U.S. title I guess?

[road doggy dogg]

Ryback repeatedly making that noise that all male porn stars make when they "cum"

Like "sucking in air" sound

damn this is a #POTY candidate

[Lock Jaw]

The Big Guy The Ryback

[DAMN iNATOR]

Should seriously bring back Sin Cara Negro...SC Negro v. SC Azul was an awesome feud.

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[Fenix122]

Ryback is like Big Show in regards to face/heel turns

[DAMN iNATOR]

Seeing as how RyBack is always wanting to be fed more and is always hungry, maybe Vince should just hurry up and buy him the dsmn Snickers factory already.

[road doggy dogg]

lol Ryback's theme actually has lyrics.. what

[DAMN iNATOR]

Steph's breasts appear to be showcased nicely in that red dress tonight. Very sophisticated looking dress.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Feel like Vince McMahon feeds the commentators these terrible adjectives that would only sound good if commentator vince was saying them.

[Shisen Kopf]

Maybe he's got a tapeworm and that's why THE RYBACK is always hungry.

[DAMN iNATOR]

lol Ryback's theme actually has lyrics.. what

Yep, sure does. "Meat on the Table" if you ever want to YT it or Google the lyrics.

[road doggy dogg]

anyone else (NON-US #foreigner) who watches a USA Network stream get weird "commercials" that just sounds like a U2 instrumental track with USA logo and test "We are in a commercial break, programming will return momentarily"

seems annoying

[Shisen Kopf]

Gonna go see Meet The Blacks. Looks super hilarious/awesome.

[GD]

You guys can collectively "suck it"!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Maybe he's got a tapeworm and that's why THE RYBACK is always hungry.

He's always habngry...hungry AND angry. I think tonight though is just because Oregon was given the #1 seed that should've gone to MSU#1 last night for the men's NCAA hoops tourney.

[slik]

Ryback repeatedly making that noise that all male porn stars make when they "cum"

Like "sucking in air" sound

POTY nominee

[Shisen Kopf]

anyone else (NON-US #foreigner) who watches a USA Network stream get weird "commercials" that just sounds like a U2 instrumental track with USA logo and test "We are in a commercial break, programming will return momentarily"

seems annoying

Rather have that than stupid commercials for that Chrisley idiot.

[Dark One]

"Great dogs in WWE history?"

How the fuck is the first one not Pepper, Al Snow's dog?

[Emperor Smeat]

BK sells hot dogs now?

Are they any good?

[road doggy dogg]

chrisley show looks real bad

"failing bible" sounds like a problem I'm glad I was nowhere near experiencing growing up... "taking bible" sounds like a dumb thing for students to do

[road doggy dogg]

BK sells hot dogs now?

Are they any good?

this is the first i've ever heard of this

i think we already know the answer to this

[Shisen Kopf]

He's always habngry...hungry AND angry. I think tonight though is just because Oregon was given the #1 seed that should've gone to MSU#1 last night for the men's NCAA hoops tourney.

They should give him a gimmick where he drinks Flint water. That would rule. Lololz

[Lock Jaw]

What was that walk Steph..... try again....

[road doggy dogg]

Stephanie has a theme that I imagine 11 year old girls would enjoy if they picked their own wrestling entrance music

[road doggy dogg]

"welcome to monday night raw" an hour into the show

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yeah, uh, RAW's been on the air for almost an hour...I think we're past the "welcome and opening spiel" by now, Steph.

[Lock Jaw]

BEHOLD THE KING THE KING OF KINGS

THE QUEENDOM WHERE THE KINGS BOW DOWN

[DAMN iNATOR]

BK sells hot dogs now?

Are they any good?

First question was exactly what I was thinking.

[road doggy dogg]

"and here comes the reason why Stephanie is in such a good mood"

and they just let that hang in the air for a while

[Triple A]

anyone else (NON-US #foreigner) who watches a USA Network stream get weird "commercials" that just sounds like a U2 instrumental track with USA logo and test "We are in a commercial break, programming will return momentarily"

seems annoying

Yeah freaking annoying... only get Chrisley Knows Best commercials then 3 mins of generic #rock music

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL, JBL commentary gaffe. :lol:

[road doggy dogg]

"and he sent them to hell!" while Stephanie wiping lipstick off his face.. lol

[Lock Jaw]

"Here's the thing"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

time to kill time with more terrible adjectives

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

how many more times is fuckface going to say hope

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Here's the thing"

*unzips trousers* :shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

Zed

Zed

Zed

Zed

[Shisen Kopf]

HHH is right. Stop being losers people.

[road doggy dogg]

this monologue sounds like it was pulled right from some movie by [some director]

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Damn HHH is really speaking to me here. I hope Roman Reign overcomes the obstacles and defeats the authority once and for all.

[Lock Jaw]

GET TO THE POINT *clap clap clap clap clap*

[road doggy dogg]

maybe a watch

maybe a clock

[slik]

Steph looking very 1990s tonight, like Alicia Silverstone/Liv Tyler in that Aerosmith video

[Jazzy Foot]

Shit I missed an hour of RAW, what did I miss?

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

this monologue sounds like it was pulled right from some movie by [some director]

Directed and written by Martin's Brother Larry Scorcese.

LOL You "love" Roman Reigns... (tumbleweeds)

[Shisen Kopf]

Not much

[DAMN iNATOR]

HHH is right. Stop being losers people.

Yeah. Pittsburgh just doesn't get it. :n::nono:

[road doggy dogg]

lol @ throwing in Roman Reigns' name after all that

really trying to pump him up

[Lock Jaw]

How much of a l'il b**** does Roman Reigns look like that he has been out for so long from one beatdown.....

[Dark One]

"Okay, you 'kind of' love Roman Reigns. Kind of like how I did Chyna but it wasn't really that great."

[slik]

yeah I get that stream w/ weird sort of motivational, sort of elevator music too @ rdd.

[Lock Jaw]

Corporate Dolph in Corporate Pink Shirt

[DAMN iNATOR]

DOLPH?! :wtf:

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

oh fuck Dolph's music is brutal

[road doggy dogg]

this is actually pretty great promo............. minus the shoehorning of Reigns at the end that nobody is buying... just keep it set on Ambrose and it woulda been good imo..

[Jazzy Foot]

It's time to listen to Jazzy Foot and give us a tits match. Ratings will go up and penises.

[Emperor Smeat]

Very Vince-like promo by Triple H.

[Jazzy Foot]

has undertaker been on yet?

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'm here to show the world (my latest shirt that looks like a delicious novelty ice cream flavor)!

[road doggy dogg]

Ziggler looks like 23956x people I went to high school with

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

ugh inside jokes fuck off Stephanie

[Dark One]

Whoever in the crowd has been doing that pulsating whistle for the past hour needs to get hit by a falling support beam.

[slik]

Shit I missed an hour of RAW, what did I miss?

New Day beat Rusev/Del Rio then got beat up by League of Nations post match

Ryback challenged Kalisto to a US Title Match at WrestleMania

Dean Ambrose dared Brock to fight him and waived a crowbar around a lot b4 Brock retweeted

[road doggy dogg]

the thing is, Dolph

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

no matter how good this promo is I'm committed to hating it. Sorry guys. #powerofnegativity

[road doggy dogg]

B+ Ziggler

[Lock Jaw]

Put Dolph in the main event of Wrestlemania....... just because....

[road doggy dogg]

Ziggler looks like 23956x people I went to high school with

looks like my buddy Ryan actually

but with blonde hair

#cool

[Lock Jaw]

Steph looking inhuman right there

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Fuck off with this horrible half workshoot

[Corndad]

Preach it Ziggy

[road doggy dogg]

this all seems like a giant shitstorm of no cohesion

[DAMN iNATOR]

Plz don't be a set-up for Dolph v. whoever in a "I Quit" match @ Mania...

[Shisen Kopf]

Ziggler looks like 23956x people I went to high school with

He's got the Degrassi look

[road doggy dogg]

here we go

[Lock Jaw]

"Here's the thing, Dolph"

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

lol okay HHH trolling the fans got me to pop hahaha

[road doggy dogg]

korporate dolph time?

[slik]

lol @ lovable loser line

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Dolph for sure turning heel. "EGOTISTICAL TYRANNICAL IDIOTIC WIFE"

[road doggy dogg]

idiotic wife

[Lock Jaw]

Dolph vs. Steph at Wrestlemania

[road doggy dogg]

any match you want............

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

korporate dolph time?

definitely


Fuck Stephanie's delivery is so contrived. I FUCKING HATE HER.

[road doggy dogg]

Ziggler vs Stephanie McMahon

[Lock Jaw]

Dolph for sure turning heel. "EGOTISTICAL TYRANNICAL IDIOTIC WIFE"

Egotistical Tyrannosaurical Idiotic Wife

[Shisen Kopf]

Hopefully we get another Dolph vs Kevin Owens match

[road doggy dogg]

March Madness match

[KIRA]

oh fuck Dolph's music is brutal

You haven't heard BRIIIIEEEE MOOOOOOOOOODEEE!

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

How long between Pedigree and cover for the 1-2-3 in this match?

[road doggy dogg]

with THE MAN

*weird face*

THE GAME

[owenbrown]

HHH doing the job tonight?

[Shisen Kopf]

Hopefully Dolph gets revenge tonight for DX dropping that crap all over the spirit squad

[Corndad]

Reigns gets involved Dolph wins but what match would Ziggler get ?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Did Steph just say she was going to break the spirit of a guy who was in a male cheerleaders stable called the Spirit Squad once upon a time?

[road doggy dogg]

I'm really liking this Dolph Bryan storyline, seems real fresh

[GD]

Dolphin Ziggler looks and sounds a lot like Matthew Perry.

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns helps Ziggler win tonight....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hopefully we get another Dolph vs Kevin Owens match

With Owens as the 64 in 64-on-1? Smart thinking.

[road doggy dogg]

aw awful and contrived as that all felt, I'm excited to see what they have planned for Ziggler at WM

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Way more fun watching RAW with you lads than watching it alone. Feel like I'd have stopped watching already without you wonderful humans. You guys helped me overcome the obstacles of these tyrannical egotistical demonic characters.

[Lock Jaw]

Getting tired of this "Here We Go" WWE Network commercial song.....

[Jazzy Foot]

New Day beat Rusev/Del Rio then got beat up by League of Nations post match

Ryback challenged Kalisto to a US Title Match at WrestleMania

Dean Ambrose dared Brock to fight him and waived a crowbar around a lot b4 Brock retweeted

Not much then.

[GD]

road doggy dogg, you can suck it.

[Shisen Kopf]

Dogs and cats shouldn't smoke

[Shisen Kopf]

Love the anti smoking commercials

[Shisen Kopf]

Chrisley shouldn't smoke either

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

I wonder if Dolph is going to have to overcome the odds tonight, or overcome obstacles? This is pertinent info.

[road doggy dogg]

smoke rope not dope

ahaha

kid r u serious

[Shisen Kopf]

Omg jolly ranchers commercial. So funny.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Dolph sucking up to the fans was possibly more disingenuous than Stephanie trying to do worked shoot comments to get babyface pops.

[road doggy dogg]

does WWE Paige wrestle anymore or is she just on TOTAL DIVAS

[Triple A]

Getting tired of this "Here We Go" WWE Network commercial song.....

Bunch of things have that type of commercial now... where it is playing that type of "uplifting" music and ends with a quick montage of people laughing and having a good time...

[road doggy dogg]

this guy's theme sounds like it would be cool with becky lynch's.. or something

both cool

[Lock Jaw]

A YUGE mistake on his part

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Love kevin owen's montreal accent.

Looking forward to the Miz's rollup victory after Kevin Owens distracts Zayn.

[Shisen Kopf]

Sammy Zayn looks like a soccer hooligan. I can't support that.

[Ruien]

What does everyone see in this Sami Zayn character? At least we get to see Miz.

[KIRA]

Zayn train has arrived

[road doggy dogg]

lol does Miz's 'tron entrance use literally the exact same images as the Rock's "hollywood" intro... bad

[road doggy dogg]

sami zayn looks like the annoying guy from those Scott's Turf Builder commercials

[road doggy dogg]

FEED IT

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[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Chicken legs for days. Needs to hit squats with Cena and Cesaro and then proceed to blow out his shoulder again.

[Emperor Smeat]

Reigns gets involved Dolph wins but what match would Ziggler get ?

IC belt would make the most sense.

Shame the WWE title was immediately locked out since the Authority could have found a way to screw him out of the guaranteed shot later and ensured it staid as just Reigns vs HHH.

[road doggy dogg]

this USA "commercial music" has a part that sounds like Zombie by the Cranberries.. cool... but annoying

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Sami Zayn Malik

[Lock Jaw]

this guy's theme sounds like it would be cool with becky lynch's.. or something

both cool

Sami Zayn's theme bad because he does that "stupid hipster dance" to it and it triggers "flashbacks" to this time I went to see my little brother's band play, and there was some ska band there too, and the whole place was full of hipsters doing that dance and it scarred me for life....

[Shisen Kopf]

Pampers cruisers is really appealing to the rasslin demographic

[Triple A]

this guy's theme sounds like it would be cool with becky lynch's.. or something

both cool

Yeah feels like a "Divas division" theme......

Not a masculine theme like Stone Cold Steve Austin's...

[Shisen Kopf]

this USA "commercial music" has a part that sounds like Zombie by the Cranberries.. cool... but annoying

Do they have network up there called Canada? Seems like it would be like the USA network only less decent.

[road doggy dogg]

Sami Zayn's theme bad because he does that "stupid hipster dance" to it and it triggers "flashbacks" to this time I went to see my little brother's band play, and there was some ska band there too, and the whole place was full of hipsters doing that dance and it scarred me for life....

that's definitely not a hipster thing

[Lock Jaw]

Steph looking inhuman right there

http://i.imgur.com/s1lwEAt.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-03-14)

[road doggy dogg]

Do they have network up there called Canada? Seems like it would be like the USA network only less decent.

i'm streaming it illegally online via not paying for cable

[road doggy dogg]

Yeah feels like a "Divas division" theme...... that some1 like Bayley would have

Not a masculine theme like Stone Cold Steve Austin's

*GLASS SHATTERS*

[KIRA]

I love Miz's DDT.

[Lock Jaw]

that's definitely not a hipster thing

I don't know what hipsters do.......... hippies..... millenials..... whatever..... some group of young people.......

[Shisen Kopf]

i'm streaming it illegally online via not paying for cable

Maybe damn can setup a gofundme for you to get cable!

[Sepholio]

Plus ska is annoying as hell in general.

[road doggy dogg]

when Kevin Owens came up to WWE his whole #dadbod thing seemed kinda cool but now he just seems fat/slovenly

[GD]

Sami Zayn feeling inconsequential on the main roster.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

WOW

0 heat.

I got the finish completely wrong but kind of right? Nah just wrong.

[Lock Jaw]

Sami Zayn feeling inconsequential on the main roster.

So he'll fit right in

[KIRA]

http://i.imgur.com/s1lwEAt.gif (http://wrestlingwithtext.com/my-brief-and-uninsightful-recap/wwt-live-short-wwe-raw-2016-03-14)

She looks like something out of Attack on Titan

disturbing to look at.

[Ol Dirty Dastard]

Sami Zayn feeling inconsequential on the main roster.

The main roster is feeling inconsequential on the main roster.