Swiss Ultimate
04-04-2016, 05:03 PM
It's called fucking super-models and video-taping it. Have any of you ever played it? I'm kidding, kidding, none of you could make it through security.
Seriously though, you should try getting out of the house sometime. I make sure to eat out a high priced prostitute at least twice a week. They love it, my tongue is like a Porsche 918 Spyder, very rare and very expensive. Don't even have to pay once I've used it.
You should all consider moving out of your family's basements though, because good jobs are coming, folks. Great high-paying jobs and you're all going to be wealthy enough to meet girls and maybe, if you play your cards right, getting your dicks wet.
Seriously though, you should try getting out of the house sometime. I make sure to eat out a high priced prostitute at least twice a week. They love it, my tongue is like a Porsche 918 Spyder, very rare and very expensive. Don't even have to pay once I've used it.
You should all consider moving out of your family's basements though, because good jobs are coming, folks. Great high-paying jobs and you're all going to be wealthy enough to meet girls and maybe, if you play your cards right, getting your dicks wet.