Owen Brown and owenbrown present: The Official 5|16|2016 Raw Thread

[Droford]

Wish they would do a legit time travel angle now.....

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[Evil Vito]

The Vaudevillians are boss.

[Dark One]

Hulu normally cuts out the fluff to get the show down to 90 minutes.

I feel like this week's Hulu version will be 9 minutes long.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Random old Kofi gimmick call back. nice

They clearly read my post in Triple A's "New Roomate Saga" thread (-see post #100 in there)...:shifty:

[Lock Jaw]

This is 100% a segment that should have been pre-recorded backstage. Lack of color filters left the crowd kind of confused, I think.

Was probably visible via "the tron".....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Remember when her sing Get Crunk

Sounds vaguely familiar. Also sounds like his old "Get Rowdy" theme when he was K-Kwik.

[slik]

love all the dark one posts, glad he is back

[Droford]

Sounds vaguely familiar. Also sounds like his old "Get Rowdy" theme when he was K-Kwik.

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[Volare]

Usos need new music honestly.

[Dark One]

"Notice how the whole mood changes when Roman Reigns walks into an arena?"

Yes, because everyone wants to leave.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was probably visible via "the tron".....

Maybe...we still need someone to invent smart glasses (not Google) that you could tap a button on the side and change what you're seeing with different filters (sorry, Dark One, I may have snuck one more of your pills...)

[Droford]

Imagine ifvAJ wins

AJ Styles and Samoa Joe champs

Wtf

[Droford]

Almost looks like duo blackface

[Emperor Smeat]

Really bad face paint design for Left Face Paint Uso. Looks like a giant smug.

[Dark One]

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/564961761204637697/Wjax5dIw.jpeg

[Lock Jaw]

Care "zero" about Gallows/Anderson.....

[Frank Drebin]

I remember really wanting the Usos to get more screen time before they started in with the colors and face paint. They've just kinda become cartoony and just "get their shit in" every match it seems now.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Was gonna post Kwik's old theme, but I cannot in good conscience let the fine people here go deaf...UGH.

[Volare]

Care "zero" about Gallows/Anderson.....

I love em, just feel meh about them feuding with the Usos. Want them as champs crushing everyone.

[Frank Drebin]

Their "push" kinda reminds me of the one (lord) Tensai got. Pushed into main event matches as a monster. Not given much time to talk for the audience to figure out who he was. Not a big move set. I want them to succeed, but I keep thinking of Vanilla Gallows in the SES.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I remember really wanting the Usos to get more screen time before they started in with the colors and face paint. They've just kinda become cartoony and just "get their shit in" every match it seems now.

Gotta have somebody to be spot monkeys...but hell, even RVD at his worst wasn't USO bad (pun intended).

[Frank Drebin]

Also BOOOOOOO REIGNS

[Emperor Smeat]

Care "zero" about Gallows/Anderson.....

They've done a pretty bad job making them feel special. Even the payoff to the Club's forming was pretty weak compared to the rumored plans.

[Frank Drebin]

Anyone familiar with their NJPW stuff know if they've had to limit their move set to fit back into WWE style or anything?

[Volare]

Love that spine buster.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Their "push" kinda reminds me of the one (lord) Tensai got. Pushed into main event matches as a monster. Not given much time to talk for the audience to figure out who is was. Not a big move set. I want them to succeed, but I keep thinking of Vanilla Gallows in the SES.

*"Under Pressure" bg music* "Straight Edge Baby..."

[Volare]

Wow fucking clean really?

[Dark One]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-eTPm8_ONH-Y/VMqqqM3-6LI/AAAAAAAABOM/tyPGw2nd9eY/s1600/1.gif

[Volare]

Lol one punch and Booooooooo! Lol

[Emperor Smeat]

Anyone familiar with their NJPW stuff know if they've had to limit their move set to fit back into WWE style or anything?
Only seen some of their stuff but yeah they've cut back to fit the WWE style. Makes sense Anderson can't use the Stun Gun since its too similar to the RKO.

[Dark One]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Volare]

Well there's the feel good moment for the IWC.

[Lock Jaw]

Was worried that AJ was gonna murder him with a Styles Clash....

[slik]

I'd like to take New Day's time machine back to 2009 too. This show is pretty awful this week.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Styles "crossed the line" huh? Yeah, that didn't smack of pandering to fans who know of his TNA career at all...:roll:

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Our main event is going to be a contract signing between a horse w/ her 90 year old handler and a farting Canadian, isn't it?

[Emperor Smeat]

Surprised Styles actually hit the Clash considering Roman's size.

[KIRA]

That felt good. Its weird the Styles Clash looks pretty weak if you take it correctly but botched it can kill you.

[Frank Drebin]

Was worried that AJ was gonna murder him with a Styles Clash....

and that would be bad because....?

[Droford]

Roman need to lose I wanna win survivor

[Frank Drebin]

Styles getting the upper hand on the go-home show is bitter sweet knowing that hes going to job on Sunday.

[Savio]

Styles Clash is an awful move, IMO.

[Lock Jaw]

and that would be bad because....?

I am a decent yuman being and don't wish harm on anybody....

[DAMN iNATOR]

Surprised Styles actually hit the Clash considering Roman's size.

*A-HEM!*

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1188685/brock-lesnar-f5-to-big-show-o.gif

I know Brock is bigger and more muscled up and whatever but still, come on...was it really THAT MUCH of a stretch of the imagination?!

[KIRA]

Was worried that AJ was gonna murder him with a Styles Clash....

Ah the road not taken.

[Droford]

Cass needs to lose

Not likely i guess

[Volare]

How you doin!

[Frank Drebin]

Enzo not even well enough to come out and talk yet. Wonder what his prognosis is.

[Triple A]

Damn... Was hoping Enzo would be back to at least talk.......... any news on when he's gonna be back

[Lock Jaw]

Love the Enzo/Cass theme.....

[Droford]

Lol Steve urkel of the squared circle

[Triple A]

Cass needs to lose

Not likely i guess

Why

f*ck you

[Volare]

Lol Urkel reference.

[Frank Drebin]

No....dont make him do an Urkel imp......whatever you say Vince.

[Frank Drebin]

Enjoy your main event....

[slik]

big cass here to #SAVERAW

[Droford]

Why

f*ck you

Survivor Final 4

[DAMN iNATOR]

Probably won't matter which one they face, other one will interfere and probably either attempt, with "surprise" Amore return for the save or will succeed in putting him through a table (yeah even after they kind of swore them off)...or could just as easily do that but with "3D" instead...

[Emperor Smeat]

Damn... Was hoping Enzo would be back to at least talk.......... any news on when he's gonna be back

End of the month I think.

[Droford]

Damnit

[Savio]

Whoa the dudley's are jobbers

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ok I was wrong, now fuck off Vince.

[KIRA]

Great the dudleys cut him off now I can only imagine what he was trying to spell

[Frank Drebin]

Survivor Final 4

Which bathroom does Roman get to use?

[Triple A]

Big Cass baby...

[Droford]

Big E
Big Cass
Roman not the Big Guy

[Dark One]

Which bathroom does Roman get to use?

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Whoa the dudley's are jobbers

No reason for them not to be...they at least are hekoing one half of a popular team get even more over than they already are.

[Frank Drebin]

Dana Brooke raided Natty's closet I think

[Volare]

Cass over as fuck!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Big E
Big Cass
Roman not the Big Guy

Not even A guy, IMHO.

[Frank Drebin]

Glad to see Cass staying over with the crowds without Enzo there.

[Frank Drebin]

Comedy bit with the Social Outcasts, then contract signing?

[Volare]

Dana Brooke raided Natty's closet I think

I thought she stole Maxine's look.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_s/public/rd-talent/Stat/Maxine_stat.png

[KIRA]

Women's title makes me so happy I could not stand that fucking butterfly belt.

[evanbrown]

RAW Needs more Roman Reings!!!!!!!!

[Frank Drebin]

"Oh they like the Women's matches, eh? Put em in the main event. Lets give em what they want. A Contract signing."

[evanbrown]

THe OwenBrowns want more Romen Reigns!!!!

[evanbrown]

ROMAN EMPIRE

[Frank Drebin]

Taking bets on what color Cena's shirt will be when he returns.

[Lock Jaw]

Taking bets on what color Cena's shirt will be when he returns.

Puce

[Savio]

Did Kalisto almost fall?

[Frank Drebin]

sigh....too bad the US Title still means shit.

[Frank Drebin]

Did Kalisto almost fall?

yessir

[Dark One]

Did Kalisto almost fall?

Channeling the spirit of the original Lucha Dragon: Ultimo Dragon.

[KIRA]

Get Ready for the return of the Status Quo...safety net....I mean JOHN CENA!

but I seriously can't hate he was fun to watch before he left promos stilll eh but he was fun to watch in the ring

[Volare]

ADR looks whiter....Paige is rubbing off on him. ;)

[Frank Drebin]

Always like Del Rio. Wish they could give him something meaningful to do so he wasn't just kinda floundering around.

[Lock Jaw]

Alberto's music the best part of him these days

[Savio]

Why does ADR hate luchadors?

[Frank Drebin]

Only still watching because of Lock Jaw, Damn Man, Slik, Dark One, Vito, Savior, Triple A, and the rest of my tpww freaks.

[Dark One]

Because there's nothing else going on, have a Lana gif:

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[KIRA]

Why does ADR hate luchadors?

He'll never never match the malice he had for Sin Cara 1.

[Volare]

Because there's nothing else going on, have a Lana gif:

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My favorite one of her!

[Droford]

I thought she stole Maxine's look.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_s/public/rd-talent/Stat/Maxine_stat.png

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YkDQJ-sdJw0/maxresdefault.jpg

[slik]

I missed the end of Del Rio/Kalisto...what happened

[slik]

oh nevermind still going on

[Dark One]

Hey guys.

I've been out of the loop for a while--car wreck and all that.

Did they make Raw 12 hours at some point?

[Dark One]

Hey remember how Rusev and Del Rio fought and split up? Yeah, somebody tell creative.

[Frank Drebin]

Waiting for the fire extinguisher or other Ambrose Asylum object to fall.

[Emperor Smeat]

Why does ADR hate luchadors?

Probably some unexplained other destiny he has in the WWE.

[Savio]

League of Nations reformation :y:

[Volare]

There's Lana!! :D

[Lock Jaw]

Good to see Lana with her hair in bun again....

[Frank Drebin]

That kick was sweet

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/yOPrL5a.gif

[Savio]

Please drop the flag when he is done.

[Lock Jaw]

Didn't pay attention to that match at all.... been watching that Becky Lynch on Xavier Wood's youtube show vid that Inno posted in other thread.....

[Volare]

BAH GAWD HE BROKE HIM IN HALF!!

[Lock Jaw]

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Savio]

They need to give him his flag back.

[Volare]

So top 2 moments tonight :

1. Kofi and 2009
2. Rusev delivering an ass beating to Kalisto (With Lana sighting)

[Savio]

Kick was sick Kalisto is most likely dead.

[slik]

Main event time

[Droford]

Dumb

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hey guys.

I've been out of the loop for a while--car wreck and all that.

Did they make Raw 12 hours at some point?

Close...Mania was (seriously) around 7 hours this year if you didn't already know.

[KIRA]

tHOSE WHITE SNEAKERS.......wait blue


Flair sounds loaded

[Volare]

Shane got the Carolina Blue Jordan's on. :) Good taste sir, don't dare wear Duke Blue.

[DAMN iNATOR]

So glad they got their damned sense back and are making Rusev a Bulgarian BADASS SUBMISSION MACHINE again...would be cool if he "CRUSHED" Kalisto Sunday for the title.

[Lock Jaw]

Extreme Rules should be spelled XTreme Rulez if they REALLY wanted it to be "extreme".....

[DAMN iNATOR]

DAFUQ?! THIS flaming explosive diarrhea shart of a segment is closing the show? SERIOUSLY?!

[Emperor Smeat]

JBL being extra mean to Byron tonight with that "too bad you were born" when Byron said he wasn't born yet during one of those Flair facts.

[Volare]

DAFUQ?! THIS flaming explosive diarrhea shart of a segment is closing the show? SERIOUSLY?!

Good change.

[Volare]

So...how long for the we want Sasha chants?

[Lock Jaw]

Have to admit that Charlotte is becoming more and more attractive to me for some reason....

[Dark One]

Hope this is the debut of the much discussed LADY BALLS trademark.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Good change.

:lol::lol::lol: So you noticed, huh?

[Dark One]

Nattie enunciating like she's trying out for a Shakespearean play.

[Dark One]

Charlotte is no Kurt Angle.

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[Volare]

Charlotte doing great here.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Charlotte apparently wants Bananarama's "Venus" as her new theme song.

[Dark One]

If she wasn't Ric Flair's daughter, she would probably have ended up with a farting gimmick too.

[Volare]

Charlotte apparently wants Bananarama's "Venus" as her new theme song.

Hey that could work!

[DAMN iNATOR]

Honestly kinda surprised in 2016 they still do the contract signing via pen and paper instead of like a tablet where the opponents would just sign using a stylus or something...

[Droford]

Poor flair

[Volare]

So Robinson gonna be ref for this?

[DAMN iNATOR]

LOL this Flair hissy fit is so pathetic.

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Ric

[Volare]

CRAZY FLAIR!!! YES YES YES!

[Lock Jaw]

Flair legit looking crazy/insane/senile

[Dark One]

Dementia-addled Ric Flair threatening to fight Shane McMahon is the only saving grace of this show.

[Volare]

CHARLOTTE VS STEPH??

[Droford]

Steph gonna wrestle again?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Uhhhh...that's called "assault", Steph. :n:

Shame on her, slapping an old man, but more importantly a legend of the industry.

[Dark One]

Main event's purpose accomplished: the crowd chanted for Stephanie McMahon.

[Lock Jaw]

CHARLOTTE TAPPING OUT! WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT?!

[Dark One]

Steph gonna wrestle again?

I would pay good money for Ric Flair vs. Stephanie because that would be the funniest thing of all time.

[Frank Drebin]

yawn. Wake me up for Money in the Bank.

[Triple A]

That segment was a lot better than expected !

[Dark One]

This GIF summarizes Raw:

http://i.imgur.com/ZM4dlIy.gif



I rate it 1 Stephanie's Projectile Diarrhea out of 10.

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[slik]

last segment was good IMO

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty decent contract signing to end the show.

[Lock Jaw]

Yeah, enjoyed that segment more than what Roman/AJ did tonight....

[Shisen Kopf]

3.75/7

[Droford]

Raw was a huge step back tonight consider itsvthe go home show for a ppv

[Droford]

I would pay good money for Ric Flair vs. Stephanie because that would be the funniest thing of all time.

Intergender tag match first time ever

Flair/Charlotte vs HHH/Steph or Shane/Steph

[owenbrown]

4/10

[Volare]

We got to see....
http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/og_image/public/2016/04/20160414_1920x1080_Lana_Ring_Gear--4b67fc9c47ed81631eea71447d39a2d7.jpg

and

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and

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Just needed some

http://www.gerweck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/sasha-banks1.jpg

[Asmo]

I thought she stole Maxine's look.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_s/public/rd-talent/Stat/Maxine_stat.png

:y:

[Volare]

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[DAMN iNATOR]

I'd give tonight's show a 5/10.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I thought she stole Maxine's look.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/gallery_img_s/public/rd-talent/Stat/Maxine_stat.png

Remember Aksana?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/U-OGPcuRsR8/maxresdefault.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

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I had a CAW of this kid in a Smackdown Vs. Raw Story mode I made in a feud with CM Punk for the 360.

[Lock Jaw]

Wonder where that kid is now.....

[Big Vic]

Good thing Flair put Steph over.

[Evil Vito]

Nice to see Steph still emasculating every man on the roster.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Surprised Styles actually hit the Clash considering Roman's size.

https://youtu.be/poJ57domxE4

[DAMN iNATOR]

Wonder where that kid is now.....

And also Angry Miz Girl...

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/1397764_o.gif

I CAN'T be the only one here that remembers her. If looks could kill, that night Miz would've been murdered at that exact moment.

[Big Vic]

No who is she?

[DAMN iNATOR]

No who is she?

On the November 22nd, 2010 edition of WWE Monday Night Raw, professional wrestler Mike Mizanin (better known by his ring name The Miz) won the WWE Championship against fellow professional wrestler Randy Orton by “cashing” in his Money in The Bank briefcase and defeating Orton. Afterward, The Miz began to celebrate his title victory in the ring while the camera shot reactions throughout the audience. One particular fan caught during the shot was a disgruntled little girl distraught with the outcome who would now be coined as The Miz Girl.

[ron the dial]

can you run down every wrestling fan related meme over the last decade for me, damn man?

[Big Vic]

Still never seen her before are you sure she is a WWE fan?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Yes. Are we done here now?

[Big Vic]

I dunno, I'll take your word for it but I think its odd that you only mention her now and no one else has ever mentioned her before.

[ron the dial]

Yes. Are we done here now?

no you did not answer my question

[owenbunny]

This GIF summarizes Raw:

http://i.imgur.com/ZM4dlIy.gif



I rate it 1 Stephanie's Projectile Diarrhea out of 10.

http://dailywrestlingnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Vickie-puke.gif

This is still true to this day