WWE RAW EXCLUSIVE OFFICIAL THREAD: WHO OR WHAT WILL BE UN-HATCHED????

[Icame4Hookers]

let the discussion begin

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[ClockShot]

Sparks flying...........it's totally Goldberg.

Or let's take it up a notch, Gillberg.

[XL]

Cena's return surely?

[Volare]

New set?

[Simple Fan]

Bringing back the Thunderdome
PqO0dO0QMz8

[Ultra Mantis]

It's Drew McIntyre with a time travel gimmick, brother.

Tiffany will also return in flashback sequences.

[Droford]

The Hatchmaster

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

War Games!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Is is confirmed the hatch will be tonight?

[Droford]

My satellite is out..boo

[Shisen Kopf]

It's the motherfuckin Gobbledy Gooker

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

It's Richard Hatch from Survivor. He's gonna fight Naked Mideon.

[Fox]

Does anyone know of a good streaming site for RAW? Can't watch it on cable ATM...

[Dark One]

How will Raw make me feel tonight?

http://static1.squarespace.com/static/522a2049e4b0a0ce717e990c/56005e36e4b05dccb5fb41c5/56005e3de4b0353a86af515e/1442864728638/ric.gif

or

http://cdn29.elitedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tumblr_n6dbahnXKh1t0ik4co1_500.gif

[Lock Jaw]

Desmond Hume

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's <a href="https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler">@HEELZiggler</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/BaronCorbinWWE">@BaronCorbinWWE</a> which is odd because we didn't know the RAW Preshow had matches <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/737384788940574720">May 30, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

Tribute to the Troops.

Not a vid package this time around. Nice move, Vince.

[ClockShot]

Or, one after the bell.

[Lock Jaw]

John Cena and Seth Rollins standing side by side.... Cena heel turn confirmed....

[Ruien]

Cena tonight!!

[Shisen Kopf]

Woooooo Ronald Reagan, eat shit liberal queers!

[ClockShot]

I'd figure they keep Cena in back and make it a surprise.

But now since the Golden Boy has returned, how's he gonna take playing second fiddle to the likes of Reigns, Styles, Ambrose, Jericho, etc.

They held the fort rather well with all these injuries.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Tribute to the Troops.

Not a vid package this time around. Nice move, Vince.

Or, one after the bell.

I dunno, I actually think the video tributes on certain holidays are a nice touch, and classy, too. :y:

[Outsider]

We don't do 'Memorial Day' here. Seems pretty similar to what we do on Remembrance Day, but that's in November.

But it was a bank holiday, and I have tomorrow off work too. Meaning I can stay up till 4am watching wrestling and drinking beer because the Wife is at work tomorrow meaning she can't complain about me being hungover and tired.

Win.

[Lock Jaw]

RAW kicking off with a McMahon!!

[Lock Jaw]

Who wears short shorts

[Dark One]

Hopeful for tonight with the #HATCH reveal, Cena's return, Seth Rollins being back, the Brand Split announcement.

But, I'm fully expecting:

https://33.media.tumblr.com/7758b4200ed8dce2548543c6fda15e9f/tumblr_n3knmfmq0a1rnjfjfo1_400.gif

[Outsider]

The New Day genuinely make me happy to be a wrestling fan.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="fr" dir="ltr">En route. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Raw?src=hash">#Raw</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/Hatch?src=hash">#Hatch</a> <a href="https://t.co/nMY5w6k6zV">pic.twitter.com/nMY5w6k6zV</a></p>&mdash; WWE (@WWE) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWE/status/737419485808840704">May 30, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

Really hoping Cena ends up face to face with Reigns just to see thousands in the crowd have an aneurysm.

[Innovator]

Steph's shorts howyadoin

[ClockShot]

Cops?

[Emperor Smeat]

Just read what this Hatch surprise might be and :lol: if it ends up being true.

Debut announcement for WWE 2k17

http://www.prowrestling.com/wwe-2k17-casting-call-sent-out-triple-h-walks-red-carpet-at-raw-photo/

[VSG]

This segment is getting bad. Crowd totally dead too.

[Innovator]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CjvlkTeXIAAdDqV.jpg

[Dark One]

Shane and Steph's reaction to the gyrating is going to be a tremendous GIF.

[Lock Jaw]

HODOR

[Innovator]

DAMMIT BIG E

[Dark One]

Just read what this Hatch surprise might be and :lol: if it ends up being true.

Debut announcement for WWE 2k17

http://www.prowrestling.com/wwe-2k17-casting-call-sent-out-triple-h-walks-red-carpet-at-raw-photo/

This is what I'm fully expecting, and it will be a torrential downpour of boos.

[KIRA]

Hodor

[Emperor Smeat]

Would be really stupid if they actually broke up the New Day for the draft.

Then again the first draft had the Dudley Boyz randomly broken up while others teams and groups were saved (ex. nWo).

[ClockShot]

Move it along.

[Dark One]

Since this segment is still going on, TWITTER BREAK:

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="und" dir="ltr"><a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/MemorialDay2016?src=hash">#MemorialDay2016</a> <a href="https://t.co/AV0hvd1B6v">pic.twitter.com/AV0hvd1B6v</a></p>&mdash; Finn Bálor (@wwebalor) <a href="https://twitter.com/wwebalor/status/737385252512006146">May 30, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[ClockShot]

I'd be embarrassed to be Shane's kids right now.

[KIRA]

I think Steph just broke character

[Lock Jaw]

This segment will never end

[ClockShot]

Vaudevillians.....................okay.

[Mercenary]

Ugh the Mcmahons as faces......

[Outsider]

Looks like should be a pretty dull crowd tonight

[Lock Jaw]

Main wide shot seems overexposed.....

[Dark One]

This'll hook the people to keep them away from the NHL finals.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That was fucking awful.

[KIRA]

finally over

[Mercenary]

And cole just called raw smackdown....what a jackass

[Mr. Nerfect]

They really don't give a shit how low their rating is tonight, do they?

[Lock Jaw]

Since Steph dancing was interrupted:

http://i.imgur.com/dUMBi8m.gif
http://i.imgur.com/MhXH28D.gif

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/YnZKo2d.jpg

[drave]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand all fucked up from today, can anyone send a decent stream in rep or PM ?

[Mr. Nerfect]

They should put The Vaudevillains over New Day because beating the Tag Team Champions when the titles aren't on the line will help The Vaudevillains get over. Plus they can tease dissention between The New Day.

[owenbrown]

ugh

[Mr. Nerfect]

Who do you think it is backstage that thinks dancing draws money?

[drave]

Big E has been acting like he is going to leave the past few weeks, not putting up with the shenanigans and what not

[Dark One]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Nobody cares. <a href="https://t.co/vlwVDLZMzc">pic.twitter.com/vlwVDLZMzc</a></p>&mdash; Kevin Owens (@FightOwensFight) <a href="https://twitter.com/FightOwensFight/status/737438746933661697">May 31, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Emperor Smeat]

This'll hook the people to keep them away from the NHL finals.

Worst part is in an hour Game 7 of the NBA West finals starts and if the last time a NBA playoff game was on Monday is any indication, RAW is going to get slaughtered in viewers.

[Lock Jaw]

Stomping a glory hole in Aiden English.

Oh my.

[Savio]

"mud glory hole"

[Outsider]

Breaking up the New Day would be monumentally stupid. Which means it's going to happen.

[Dark One]

Worst part is in an hour Game 7 of the NBA West finals starts and if the last time an NBA playoff game was on Monday is any indication, RAW is going to get slaughtered in viewers.

#HATCH will be revealed at 10:40. John Cena will return at 11:01. PLEASE KEEP WATCHING.

[Lock Jaw]

Seems to be a constant "buzz" in the audio....

[Emperor Smeat]

Who do you think it is backstage that thinks dancing draws money?

Has to be Vince since supposedly he likes dancing gimmicks and segments a lot.

[Ruien]

Worst part is in an hour Game 7 of the NBA West finals starts and if the last time a NBA playoff game was on Monday is any indication, RAW is going to get slaughtered in viewers.

Ya, this will be the most watched NBA game to date this year too.

[Dark One]

Seems to be a constant "buzz" in the audio....

"What's this 'buzz' I keep hearing other shows having?"
"Well, Mr. McMahon, it's when a show has something excitin--"
"SHHAADDDUP. KEVIN, add some buzzing to the audio!"

[Triple A]

I'm watching... what happen so far? @anyone

[Outsider]

Meanwhile, in the UK the biggest thing they seem to be clashing with is The Cleaveland Show on ITV2.

Given the opening of RAW, it seems pretty tempting.

[Dark One]

I'm watching... what happen so far? @anyone

Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

[Lock Jaw]

I'm watching... what happen so far? @anyone

Literally nothing....

Shane/Steph came out... New Day came out.... asked some Qs about the brand split and got zero As and then Shane danced with them, and Steph was about to dance with them, but then Vaudevillains came out for this match.....

[Mr. Nerfect]

Shane McMahon came out, Stephanie came out right after. They flirted a bit, Stephanie made her voice all gravelly to say "Monday Night RAW," then The New Day came out and asked about the brand split, which they had visual cues for, and Shane and Stephanie basically said they have no clue what will be happening because they haven't thought that far ahead. Then The New Day said they should dance off, and Shane danced with New Day and Stephanie thought it was the best thing she's ever seen before The Vaudevillains interrupted what was going to be her dancing segment, because they are EVIL!

[Outsider]

You missed a good Hodor reference.

[Savio]

I'm watching... what happen so far? @anyone
JBL said "Glory Hole"

[ClockShot]

YAY! ANDERSON & GALLOWS!

[Triple A]

Thx guys... love u

[Dark One]

Oh hey. Something happened.

[Outsider]

The ultimate in heel heat, two people in the front row giving you a thumbs down.

[Mercenary]

Ya, this will be the most watched NBA game to date this year too.


Then go watch it.

[ClockShot]

Toss the tag belts off New Day to (insert team here), break them up.

That's the plan...............I think.

[Outsider]

The ultimate in heel heat, two people in the front row giving you a thumbs down.

Awful grammar there. Should have been a colon not a comma.

Sorry everyone. :$

[Mr. Nerfect]

Gallows & Anderson will be the next Tag Team Champs...then get broken up in the draft.

[Ruien]

Then go watch it.

I will be watching it. What does that have to do with anything though?

[Outsider]

Toss the tag belts off New Day to (insert team here), break them up.

That's the plan...............I think.

"Plan"

[Mr. Nerfect]

I actually think they will split up New Day now. Big E and Kofi to get huge singles pushes while Woods sort of works mid-card comedy?

[Dark One]

What the fuck are these A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush Pop-Tarts?!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

[Mercenary]

I will be watching it. What does that have to do with anything though?


I dunno I maybe just a bit over tired

[Dark One]

What the fuck are these A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush Pop-Tarts?!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

WAS THIS WHAT #HATCH WAS ABOUT?!

[Ruien]

Gallows & Anderson will be the next Tag Team Champs...then get broken up in the draft.

Was really expecting Steph or Shane to say if New Day stay the tag team champs they won't be broken up bcause well that would be dumb.

[Emperor Smeat]

I'm watching... what happen so far? @anyone

Shane showed off some awkward dancing moves:
https://67.media.tumblr.com/1cab230bdf358e6446c7c60259810163/tumblr_o80mkkzsY31saykaxo2_400.gif

[ClockShot]

What the fuck are these A&W Root Beer and Orange Crush Pop-Tarts?!

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

Nothing wrong with going outside the box after all these years.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was really expecting Steph or Shane to say if New Day stay the tag team champs they won't be broken up bcause well that would be dumb.

I guess breaking up Tag Team Champions is #BestforBusiness somehow?

[Dark One]

This show would be dramatically improved by Gallows and Anderson interrupting every segment and murdering everyone involved.

[Ruien]

Really like how this Club and AJ storyline is going. Was shocked last week when they didn't beat AJ down. It's like they still have mutual respect for each other which could mean a reunion or a eventual fued.

[ClockShot]

Warcraft poster.

WWE actually promoting that?

[Mercenary]

Is Crews a midget?

[Ruien]

Lol at Show.

[Lock Jaw]

Big Show heel turn tonight

[owenbrown]

Oh look Big Show is back. Where the hell has he been?

[owenbrown]

Big Show heel turn tonight

and face turn in the same night

[Ruien]

Sigh...... why is this still going on.

[Lock Jaw]

LET'S CRANK IT UP

[Dark One]

This show would be dramatically improved by Gallows and Anderson interrupting every segment and murdering everyone involved.


Really really improved right now.

[Ruien]

R Truth use to be super funny too which just makes this crap worse.

[Triple A]

Whenever the crowd chants back "What's up" to R Truth it always seems really delayed......... pissin` me off

[Savio]

This will keep people from flipping channels

[Mr. Nerfect]

Apollo Crews is fucking hilarious. I don't know why and I don't think he means to be, but I couldn't stop laughing at that Crews/Show segment.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This will keep people from flipping channels

Definitely a hook.

[Black Widow]

Apollo Crews and Big Show = Showtime at the Apollo

[Mr. Nerfect]

So...does Show turn on Crews or does he become a guidance councilor that floats around the back giving people advice?

[Ruien]

Maybe they are getting all the crap done before 7 55. Then BAM put the good stuff on right before the NBA game.

[Lock Jaw]

Oh damn! The Demon Kane is in the Warcraft movie?!

[ClockShot]

So...does Show turn on Crews or does he become a guidance councilor that floats around the back giving people advice?

We already got that going with Bob Backlund and Darren Young.

[Dark One]

Warcraft poster.

WWE actually promoting that?

There's your answer.

[Ruien]

Warcraft poster.

WWE actually promoting that?

Guess so. Kane is going to become Orc Kane and receive a push.

[Mercenary]

God I hate the fucking Usos

[owenbrown]

THE BOO-SOS

[owenbrown]

UCE! NO!

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Truth

[Ruien]

So...does Show turn on Crews or does he become a guidance councilor that floats around the back giving people advice?

Would be a nice way to go with Show to just randomly show up and tell people some advice.

[Mercenary]

Ok I kinda like the Breezedango mash up theme

[Lock Jaw]

:heart: Breezango

[Dark One]

The worst part of this first hour is that they're still not calling them FaBreeze.

[Lock Jaw]

They should push this team to the moon

[ClockShot]

Enzo & Cass

The New Day

The Vaudevillians

Golden Truth

Breezango

The Usos

Shining Stars

Anderson & Gallows

The Dudley Boys

Lucha Dragons


When's the last time there were this many tag teams going at once?

[Dark One]

Breeze and Fandango need to hold onto this for dear life. They may have a chance with the brand split if they keep working together so well.

[ClockShot]

That was a sloppy crucifix.

[Helmsphere]

I really want them to become Tag Team Champions, They are a fucking Dream Team!

[Sepholio]

Gotta admit....I dig the entrance.

I just wish they hadn't stuck these 2 guys with such lame gimmicks. They would have worked during the 90's but now isn't then. Just let them be themselves like almost everyone else. At least one of them (Johnny Curtis) could make it to the main event, and I'm pretty sure Breeze could make it up pretty far as well. Just not with these godawful gimmicks.

[Dark One]

My review of the first hour of Monday Night Raw:

http://i.imgur.com/dnodS.gif

[KIRA]

That powerslam was sick

[Helmsphere]

Gotta admit....I dig the entrance.

I just wish they hadn't stuck these 2 guys with such lame gimmicks. They would have worked during the 90's but now isn't then. Just let them be themselves like almost everyone else. At least one of them (Johnny Curtis) could make it to the main event, and I'm pretty sure Breeze could make it up pretty far as well. Just not with these godawful gimmicks.

How dare you Uggo!

Tyler Breeze was molded by the Gods, Without a Flaw!

[Sepholio]

My review of the first hour of Monday Night Raw:

http://i.imgur.com/dnodS.gif

:lol:

[Sepholio]

How dare you Uggo!

Tyler Breeze was molded by the Gods, Without a Flaw!

The only flaws he has are the ones creative sticks him with.

[Ruien]

Okay so what's going to start off the next hour to compete with the NBA?

[Dark One]

Oh for fuck's sake. Reigns next? They're banking on Reigns to keep people from swapping to the NBA Playoffs?

R.I.P. Raw.

[Mr. Nerfect]

That was a sick powerslam by Goldust to Breeze, but apart from that, this show has been entirely tripe.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Like, this is objectively bad television.

[Ruien]

Reigns? Lol okay.

[Lock Jaw]

Let's just all enjoy Lock Jaw's presence in this thread instead

Drink it in, mannnn

[KIRA]

Enzo & Cass

The New Day

The Vaudevillians

Golden Truth

Breezango

The Usos

Shining Stars

Anderson & Gallows

The Dudley Boys

Lucha Dragons


When's the last time there were this many tag teams going at once?

I should be doing this :drool:

but the WWE has a history of ruining things that I love so....

[Poit]

Oh for fuck's sake. Reigns next? They're banking on Reigns to keep people from swapping to the NBA Playoffs?

R.I.P. Raw.

They're trying to make people fall asleep before they can change the channel. Ratings bump!

[Ruien]

LOL and a NBA commercial right before the game comes on. Even if it wasn't promoting the game it reminds you just incase you forgot.

[Dark One]

IT'S FUN TO BOO ROMAN REIGNS. PLEASE KEEP WATCHING.

[Lock Jaw]

When it pours, it Reigns

[Sepholio]

LOL and a NBA commercial right before the game comes on. Even if it wasn't promoting the game it reminds you just incase you forgot.

Even the execs at USA are gonna be watching that game. I bet you it's on the little monitors on the announce tables on RAW too.

[Dark One]

They're trying to make people fall asleep before they can change the channel. Ratings bump!

That's just crazy enough to work.

Like the time they tried to tire out the crowd by booking a shitty PPV with hated finishes all the way up until when Reigns won the--Oh. That didn't work either.

[Ruien]

Really interested to see this week's ratings now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Going to laugh if 10pm also has a big promo to start off. Might as well go for the trifecta in time wasting.

[Dark One]

When it <strikethrough>pours</strikethrough>, it Reigns

When it bores, it Reigns.

[Fox]

I feel like they're rushing Reigns vs Rollins. That's a match they should hold onto and build up for a big event like Summerslam or Mania.

[KIRA]

crowd woke up just to boo

[ClockShot]

Robo Reigns is here to say "I'm not a good guy, I'm not a bad guy, I'm THEE GUY".

[Lock Jaw]

THE Man > THE Guy

[Sepholio]

Ambrose needs to cash in at MITB and screw Reigns and Rollins. Triple threat at SS.

[slik]

I didn't mind the opening segment (the interweb seems to have hated it) but the rest of the show has sucked since then.

[slik]

Can we draft JBL and Saxton off RAW and WWE TV please?

[Dark One]

I am struggling to remember a worse first hour of Raw. Anyone?

[Helmsphere]

i remember a first hour of Nitro that once featured no wrestling.

[Sepholio]

And the Lord saideth unto the people "Let there be Roman Reigns!"

And then the Lord laughedeth.

[Mercenary]

rollins forget the mic?

[Innovator]

Why would he fight him right now, he just got a shot in 3 weeks?

[Emperor Smeat]

I am struggling to remember a worse first hour of Raw. Anyone?

Authority Era had a bunch of stinkers for the first hour. Think one show was like 45 minutes of promos and skits.

[Dark One]

Watching this show makes me feel like Big Show holding on to his dad's coffin while Big Boss Man drags the corpse around.

[Lock Jaw]

Do this for the whole second hour

[VSG]

I feel like doing this at Seth Rollins' entrance music each time:

http://66.media.tumblr.com/474dea0573cde118b67094155d146f5a/tumblr_nth31tUHtW1szg0njo2_400.gif

[Poit]

What the fuck is this segment.

[Simple Fan]

This is dumb.

[Sepholio]

This edition of RAW would benefit tremendously from a little HLA.

[Lock Jaw]

I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

[Lock Jaw]

THAT WAS THE GREATEST SEGMENT I HAVE EVER SEEN

[Outsider]

...........sigh.

[Dark One]

https://hugelolcdn.com/i/336593.gif

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Good stuff right here.

[Poit]

This edition of RAW would benefit tremendously from a little HLA.

We're gonna get some HLR later. That's just as good.

[Lock Jaw]

DO IT AGAIN

[slik]

What the fuck is this segment.

I don't know. Just bad.

[Dark One]

Really interested to see this week's ratings now.

This thread is now about predicting Raw's ratings.

I'm going to set the over-under at 2.0.

My personal guess is 1.8.

[Sepholio]

Woo Woo PC police

[Simple Fan]

Really hot segment there to keep everyone from flipping to the NBA game.

[Mr. Nerfect]

God I hate the fucking Usos

You're not the only one.

[KIRA]

I love how WWE likes to pretend heel/face dynamic doesn't exist because crowd doesn't cheer for the people they want when clearly it still does just WWE is too stupid to give the people what they want.
Case in point Rollins still a heel despite clear face reactions

[Mr. Nerfect]

HAHAHAHA! What the fuck was that?

[Sepholio]

WTF is that on top of Boss Mans car in that gif?

[KIRA]

And the Lord saideth unto the people "Let there be Roman Reigns!"

And then the Lord laughedeth.

and the people booeth

[Outsider]

Post number 14,000. And it's only taken 15 years.

Anyway, this whole RAW just feels like no-one cares.

The wrestlers don't care
The announcers don't care
The crowd certainly don't care

It's leading to me not caring.

[Mr. Nerfect]

You know, Reigns isn't really any noticeably better than Cesaro at promos. Cesaro is much, much better in the ring than Reigns. Cesaro should be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion in a meritocracy right now.

[Dark One]

http://i.imgur.com/WPgvS8E.gif

[VSG]

WTF is that on top of Boss Mans car in that gif?

Cement mixer to bury the coffin? Dunno..

[ClockShot]

HEY, I WAS RIGHT!

[Triple A]

Have been watching Raw since 8:30 and don't remember anything that happened so far

[Mercenary]

Welp shouldve known....FUCK GOLDBERG!!!!!!!!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, the WWE is deliberately making everything else on the show shitty so that John Cena gets to save it? I thought they were all on board the Reigns boat though.

[Dark One]

There's your #HATCH reveal.

Goldberg for WWE 2K17. okay, I guess.

[KIRA]

WTF is that on top of Boss Mans car in that gif?

A big ass megaphone (still hilarious)


or you could play 2k14 and play as Goldberg.

[Lock Jaw]

Have been watching Raw since 8:30 and don't remember anything that happened so far

That's ok. Nothing has happened.

[VSG]

Ok that Hatch announcement got me excited even if it's just the video game. Hopefully this means Gooooooooooooooooooldberg on TV too.

[owenbrown]

lol Goldberg?

[Sepholio]

That's it? Goldberg?

[Savio]

Not sure if I want Goldberg to have one more match..... Maybe a Royal Rumble entry.

[Lock Jaw]

If Goldberg shows up, will people chant Ryback at him?

[Mercenary]

Not sure if I want Goldberg to have one more match..... Maybe a Royal Rumble entry.



Ugh the two move of doom wonder fuck that guy

[Mr. Nerfect]

Goldberg just reminds me of a time when wrestling had something resembling coherent logic.

[Sepholio]

Well the Sting promos for him being in the game led up to him finally debuting so by that logic Goldberg will be fighting Lesnar at SS.

[owenbrown]

We're gonna get some HLR later. That's just as good.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Stone-Cold-Steve-Austin-Laughing-to-Serious.gif

[Outsider]

Oh good, a second advert for a film during the time between ad breaks when I hoped to be watching a programme.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Hatch was <a href="https://twitter.com/Goldberg">@Goldberg</a> in a video game. That'll teach you to look forward to things. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/737450727946084353">May 31, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Dark One]

And now another Warcraft preview.

I'm 95% sure they realized what they were up against--the holiday, NHL finals, Game 7 of the NBA playoffs--and just said "Fuck it. Everyone go home."

[Outsider]

Goldberg just reminds me of a time when wrestling had something resembling coherent logic.

Really? Early 2000s WCW logic?

[owenbrown]

We're gonna get some HLR later. That's just as good.

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[James Steele]

They really need to get something besides "I'm not good guy. I'm not a bad guy. I'm the guy!" line. It's already more annoying than "WHAT?!".

[Simple Fan]

All that #HATCH shit for Goldburg and a video game? Had me thinking it was something to do with Raw.

[ClockShot]

Sparks flying...........it's totally Goldberg.

Or let's take it up a notch, Gillberg.


Gillberg would have been so much better. Best entrance ever.

[owenbrown]

Lana losing her accent?

[Dark One]

Save_US.RUSEV

[VSG]

Umerican hero

[Lock Jaw]

Was thinking we either needed Becy Lynch or Rusev now.....

[Dark One]

Gold Bond... that'll speak to the PG audience.

[Mercenary]

Lana having trouble with that Russian voice tonight

[Outsider]

What is gold bond?

[owenbrown]

RIP in peace, Zack Ryder's career after tonight... RIP in peace Rusev's career when LOLCENAWINS returns

[ClockShot]

Ryder's ring gear in HD really hurting my eyes right now.

[Emperor Smeat]

Rusev should mimic Cena and call his stuff the weekly Machka Open Challenge.

[owenbrown]

What is gold bond?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Bond

[Dark One]

If Mojo Rawley debuts to form the Hype Bros on the main roster and save Zack Ryder. I will be done with this show.

[Lock Jaw]

Accolade seems like it would "hurt less" if Rusev is on his back....

[Mercenary]

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lock Jaw]

Want giant flag to come down now

[ClockShot]

Don't.........send..............Cena...................out.

Just.............don't.

[Poit]

Rusev is insulting cheese. He's dead to me.

[slik]

"Wow, now I can beat Goldberg just like I did 12 years ago!" - Triple H after seeing the WWE2K17 commercial

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lana the biggest star RAW has had tonight.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Fuck, Zack Ryder still fucking sucks in the ring.

[ClockShot]

Oh yeah. Forgot Titus O'Neil got something to do with this.

[Outsider]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_Bond

Who the hell decided their target audience was wrestling fans?

[Triple A]

love rusev

[Mercenary]

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[Triple A]

love when he stumbles on his words... makes him funnier

[slik]

I guess Goldberg is going into the 2017 HOF

[Emperor Smeat]

Titus career path has been weird recently.

Went from jokingly ribbing Vince to getting suspended and almost fired to randomly back on tv like nothing happened to now being the great big hope for the US against the Machka machine.

[slik]

Rusev's new submission is sick

[Mercenary]

Do we really need to look back at that awful segment from last week

[Mr. Nerfect]

I still think Titus is balls. I guess he's fine for Rusev to CRUSH though.

[Ruien]

Would love if Rusev dropped a huge American flag one of these days.

[Dark One]

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