6/6/16 RAW THREAD

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA! PLAYA PLAY ON!

[Dark One]

Byron with another strong candidate for "Worst Metaphor" Hall of Fame.

[DaveWadding]

Chavito grabbing MBD's beard

[Emperor Smeat]

Outside of the Cena-AJ promo, Teddy Long's on-going quest to make a tag match has been the best thing about tonight's show.

[Ruien]

Hell ya! Love Teddy.

[DaveWadding]

MBD's gf "Ivelisse" is sexy af

[Dark One]

Pretty watchable Raw so far.

I feel like based on Drunken Uncle Teddy Long, this show would probably be Top 5 All Time if I was high as shit on THE OXY TRAIN BAAAAABY

[slik]

TEDDY

<3

[DaveWadding]

kicking the shit out of Chavito w Daniel Bryan esque kicks

[Droford]

Teddy Long gonna get slapped

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Vince isn't running Smackdown then?

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">The Golden Truth is that we have no idea what the point of this feud is <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/740008341389213696">June 7, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[DAMN iNATOR]

TAG TEAM MATCH PLAYA! PLAYA PLAY ON!

But what would he do if there's no one to go "ONE-ON-ONE WIT' DEE UNDAH-TAKA'!"?

[DaveWadding]

Chavito tags Esexy Estrella, she's getting crazy on MBD

[Dark One]

http://nowrestling.smarmyjerkface.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/photo-4-2-e1400167761776.png

Definitely looks like a dude who smoked all his sense away

[slik]

She broke Teddy's heart she is a damn jezebel!

[DaveWadding]

MBD tags Ivelisse and she has the advantage

[DaveWadding]

MBD heeling it up beating on Esexy Estrella, misses standing moonsault

[Mercenary]

Steph owns the building?

[Emperor Smeat]

:( All Teddy wanted was to just make 1 impromptu tag match and that big meanie refused.

[Droford]

So basically they used Teddy to show Steph/Shane isn't going to last much longer

[DaveWadding]

Esexy Estrellla tags Chavito who is killing MBD

[DAMN iNATOR]

She broke Teddy's heart she is a damn jezebel!

MAHGAHD, THIS IS NOT RIGHT, KING!

[DaveWadding]

Esexy Estrella with a twat to the face of Ivelisse

[slik]

so is steph running smackdown or am i kanefused

[DaveWadding]

CHAVITO FROG SPLASH

[DaveWadding]

and Chavito lets Esexy Estrella get the 1-2-3

[Droford]

Roman is going to get 3 weeked

Wooo

[DaveWadding]

crowd chanting EDDIE @ Chavo

[Droford]

Now watch big E get pinned and Big Cass win Survivor

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Steph owns the building?

For the night.

[Mercenary]

Ali getting more then wrestlers get

[DAMN iNATOR]

so is steph running smackdown or am i kanefused

I think they started by hinting that Shane and Stephanie will run the competing brands, but are trying to now throw a swerve into the mix as to what Vince would do if others are interested in the G.M. job?

[Mercenary]

For the night.


Ok mister know it all tard

[DaveWadding]

v sexy "Katrina" comes to talk to Blue Daemon . So fine. Something about Mil Muertes

[DaveWadding]

Promo package about Prince Pyuma

[DAMN iNATOR]

Ali getting more then wrestlers get

IKR

[DaveWadding]

Weird to see them actually invest in/explain characters/build background

way different from WWE

[DaveWadding]

Blue Daemon vs. Mil Muertes

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

The Shield next week. :O

[DaveWadding]

Katrina so sexy

[DaveWadding]

FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

MIL MUERTES

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

dave did you go to the sto tonight?

[Lock Jaw]

Caught up LIVE to RAW via skipping commercials and some other bits

Cesaro/Jericho match very good..... Jericho also gold in that opening promo....

I hope Tyler Breeze/Fandango get more backstage segments like that....

[DaveWadding]

Mil Muertes so big. way bigger than any luchadore I've ever seen

[DaveWadding]

dave did you go to the sto tonight?

Just dont feel like sitting through 3 hours of garbage RAW but like reading the thread, so this lets me watch something entertaining and follow the thread at the same time

[DaveWadding]

back and forth match, surprisingly Mil Muertes is not dominating

[DaveWadding]

YUGE spear by Mil Muertes

[DaveWadding]

Flatliner!

1-2-3

MIL MUERTES

[DaveWadding]

Rudo Mil Muertes beats up Blue Daemon after the bell

[Dark One]

Mil Muertes so big. way bigger than any luchadore I've ever seen

It's Judas Mesias from TNA like forty years ago.

[DaveWadding]

Chavito comes flying in to protext Blue Daemon

[DaveWadding]

CHAVO HEEL TURN!!!!!

[DaveWadding]

Chavo swings the steel on Daemon and lays him out

[DaveWadding]

Here come more luchadores...Chavito lays them out too

[DaveWadding]

Esexy Estrella comes out to stop this madness

[DaveWadding]

HEEL CHAVO HITS HER WITH THE CHAIR TOO

[DaveWadding]

like 5 luchadores in the ring flat with Heel Chavo standing tall

[Dark One]

Really hoping (Not) The (Bullet) Club murders New Day. Love New Day, but their goofy schtick really clashes with the verbal fury AJ unleashed earlier.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why the fuck is Woods merking AJ?

[Lock Jaw]

It's Judas Mesias from TNA like forty years ago.

Really? Don't remember him being so muscular.... Or very good....

I have a bunch of Lucha Underground (season 1) eps on my DVR... 6 of them right now.... Feel like I "tire" of that "style" of rassling (non-stop spot fest), but then on the other hand I am really curious about all the ongoing subplots and want to see them through......

[VSG]

So did someone merge threads in here? WTF is Dave Waddington blurbing on?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

He's watching season 1 of Lucha Underground

[DaveWadding]

the ambulancia comes and their trying to get Blue Daemon on the back board/stretcher

[Lock Jaw]

Monday Night RAW is War

[Dark One]

Really hoping (Not) The (Bullet) Club murders New Day. Love New Day, but their goofy schtick really clashes with the verbal fury AJ unleashed earlier.

Fantastic.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm actually enjoying this week's show. I'm now on board with the Fandango/Tyler Breeze team. I wish they'd get a proper theme and team name though. But that backstage segment was hilarious.

Jack Swagger being added to the US Title program? It's possible they just rub Swagger out in the coming weeks, but I like his inclusion. He looked really good here tonight, and even though this was home territory for The Swaggie, he is still remarkably over for a guy who doesn't really do anything. With the brand split coming, there's absolutely no reason to not give the guy more.

Cesaro vs. Jericho was really, really good. Jericho put Cesaro over strong here. The quick tap-out also makes sense given that Jericho could conceivably be conserving energy for the Money in the Bank Ladder Match. I would have liked to have seen Jericho confirm that and call Cesaro a "stupid idiot" who can tell his "stupid idiot" children about that time he beat The Best in the World, and they can tell their "stupid idiot" kids.

I also like that we haven't seen a billion false finishes on RAW this week. The Dirty Deeds coming out of nowhere and Del Rio finishing off Zayn relatively quick did more for these guys than a bunch of "strong style" matches that blend into each other would have.

The talking between the women was also much better than it usually is. It was a bit awkward seeing Becky trip over Natalya though. I'm not sure if Dana was out of position or trying to get her shoes off or whatever. She is such a great character, but her ring work just isn't up to snuff yet. I'm hoping we get a tag team match at Money in the Bank and they don't just blow through this stuff.

AJ Styles and John Cena promo'd the hell out of their segment too. Cena has been on fire since he's been back (I know it's only week two). I don't even think he should acknowledge the "Cena sucks" stuff, because I have a feeling it might even go away if he keeps talking like this, has those great matches he was having before he got hurt and isn't the main focus of the company.

[DaveWadding]

CHAVO KEEPS BEATING THE FUCK OUT OF HIM STILL


VICIOUS ATTACKS BY HEEL CHAVO

[Emperor Smeat]

Really? Don't remember him being so muscular.... Or very good....

I have a bunch of Lucha Underground (season 1) eps on my DVR... 6 of them right now.... Feel like I "tire" of that "style" of rassling (non-stop spot fest), but then on the other hand I am really curious about all the ongoing subplots and want to see them through......

LU basically revived his career as a wrestler.

[Heisenberg]

I just got home, did I miss anything worth seeing? Just saw AJ plant Xavier, cot damn!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Catrina really is something else.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7xMZdE_9rEA/hqdefault.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Teddy Long showed up playa.

[Lock Jaw]

I just got home, did I miss anything worth seeing? Just saw AJ plant Xavier, cot damn!

Yeah, man, you missed Tyler Breeze shaving Fandango's back. You will definitely need to youtube that s**t.

[Heisenberg]

Yeah, man, you missed Tyler Breeze shaving Fandango's back. You will definitely need to youtube that s**t.

for real?

Wouldn't put it past them

[Dark One]

I just got home, did I miss anything worth seeing? Just saw AJ plant Xavier, cot damn!

Surprisingly good show, and not just because last week was so shitty.

Probably worth reading full results if you can't watch the whole thing.

[Lock Jaw]

I wouldn't lead you astray from the truth

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

JOHN CENNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

nvm 3 on 2.

[Droford]

Big E gonna get pinned..:(

[Dark One]

SURPRISE JOHN CENA

[Lock Jaw]

Other good things include opening promo with Money in the Bank peeps.

Cesaro vs Jericho too

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Londrick named dropped on Raw. :-0

[slik]

I think it's been boring outside of aj/cena and teddy long appearances tbh

big cass was cool tho

[Poit]

So, wait. Xavier gets taken out, and Cena doesn't replace him in the main event?

[Dark One]

(Not) The (Bullet) Club so good as balls out heels.

[Emperor Smeat]

I just got home, did I miss anything worth seeing? Just saw AJ plant Xavier, cot damn!

The Styles-Cena segment and Teddy Long's repeated attempts to make a tag match were good.

[Dark One]

So, wait. Xavier gets taken out, and Cena doesn't replace him in the main event?

He'll be here.

He's not Roman Reigns.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I just got home, did I miss anything worth seeing? Just saw AJ plant Xavier, cot damn!

There was a pretty great back and forth segment between Styles and Cena exchanging words. Also, Teddy Long came back and dropped hints about wanting to be SD! GM again...showed up in Steph's office and gave her the idea for New Day vs. The Club vs. Enzo & Cass v. Vaudevillains @ MitB for the tag belts, which she stole credit for, then later Breeze and Fandango v. Golden Truth ended in a DQ and Teddy came out again and tried to restart it as a TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA, only to have it rejected by Steph, who angrily made him leave the building.

[Droford]

Catrina really is something else.

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7xMZdE_9rEA/hqdefault.jpg

http://66.media.tumblr.com/35d0368fafeba6bef315c9585c6d1723/tumblr_mk5p2iTP9n1s562tzo1_500.png

[Emperor Smeat]

So, wait. Xavier gets taken out, and Cena doesn't replace him in the main event?
Been pretty well established that Cena isn't really a good friend whenever needed.

[Droford]

Yay big E didn't get pinned

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Big E Survives.

[Dark One]

So, wait. Xavier gets taken out, and Cena doesn't replace him in the main event?

He'll be here.

He's not Roman Reigns.

Okay, so he's like 50% as shitty of a friend/backup as Roman Reigns. At least he showed up sometime instead of like two weeks later.

[Droford]

Big E vs Big Cass

A most unlikely survivor final 2

[Poit]

I'm willing to accept "John Cena is 50% as shitty as Roman Reigns".

[Dark One]

WHERE IS TEDDY LONG TO RESTART THIS AS A TAG TEAM REMATCH PLAYA?

[Heisenberg]

Good to see Teddy is alive :-) Fuck yeah

[DaveWadding]

next episode of Lucha...

[DaveWadding]

WHY CHAVO WHY?

[DaveWadding]

Konnan has 3 new guys. Dario says it's TRiple Threat time, PLAYA

[DaveWadding]

THE CRAZY MARIACHI

[Mr. Nerfect]

Good main event. Taking out Woods was smart. The rest was fast-paced and I like Cena not coming out until things spill. He's not exactly buddies with The New Day (remember when they laid him out?) and he's the sort of guy that will let them handle their own, but he was there when the bell rung. The crowd wanted Cena too. Good stuff.

SmackDown has some solid stuff lined up too. Dana shouldn't be in the ring, but Becky is a goddess. Ambrose vs. Jericho is a pretty good deal. I like that they've got the Ambrose Asylum ready for next week too.

Someone else handled RAW creatively this week.

[DaveWadding]

CRAZY MARIACHI VS. MIDGET SAGRADA

[Mr. Nerfect]

Why the WWE let this woman slip through their fingers is beyond me:

http://redmagazineep.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Karlee3.jpg

[Vastardikai]

If Club doesn't win the tag title at MITB, I'll be disappointed.

[DaveWadding]

Noid is my MVP right now

[DaveWadding]

anyways, last match ended with Chavo Rudo coming out and ending it in a DQ beatdown

[DaveWadding]

Chavo talks to Konnan, then runs into Mil Muertes, and now sexy af Catrina....

[DaveWadding]

Catrina could lick my face like that any time.

[DaveWadding]

MIL MUERTES v. "Ricky Mandel

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Why the WWE let this woman slip through their fingers is beyond me:

http://redmagazineep.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Karlee3.jpg

Cause all of their women are hot?

[DaveWadding]

another gr8 promo package building background on Mil Muertes

[DaveWadding]

whole family died in an earthquake in 1985.

[Savio]

would be funny if the shinning stars get split up by the draft

[Mr. Nerfect]

If Club doesn't win the tag title at MITB, I'll be disappointed.

I think it's a safe bet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cause all of their women are hot?

Not all of them are good performers though.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Weird to hear Paul London & Brian Kendrick name-dropped by Michael Cole in the main event.

[DaveWadding]

really flippy 3 way lucha match

[DaveWadding]

Pentagon Jr., Phoenix, and Drago

[DaveWadding]

Phoenix just did a balcony dive

[DaveWadding]

Pentagon Jr. with a Package Piledriver on Drago!

[DaveWadding]

Phoenix wins with a Reverse Spike Hurracanrana

[Ultra Mantis]

Why the WWE let this woman slip through their fingers is beyond me:

http://redmagazineep.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Karlee3.jpg

Dirty Curty and Maxine should be a headline act right now.