OFFICIAL RAW THREAD 5/24 (SPOILERS COMING)

[Vazz]

Victoria's entrance theme... :nono:

Gail... :love:

[Savio]

I like womans matches they a short and to the point.

[Shadow]

Interesting new theme for Victoria. Didn't know Static Shock was her new partner.

[6to1]

LOL @ Victoria dancing!
there bringing back the nitro girls, thats what i thought of win vince started the diva challange

[Loose Cannon]

Savior stop trying to log on to WWE.COM for the contest

[Kane Knight]

Hey JR, when even King is ragging on you for being repetitive, it's time for you to retire.

[Kane Knight]

Savior stop trying to log on to WWE.COM for the contest
:lol: Also, :lol: at the "operation" crack.

Jerry "the Queen" Lawler?

[Rob]

And since a women's match is on, I'm gonna just go check out that "reality chicks nude" site, since it'll be more entertaining.

Been there for the past hour bro

[BasicThuganomics]

Widow's Peak is a badass move though...

[BasicThuganomics]

Been there for the past hour bro
Ur hand hurt?

[Loose Cannon]

Been there for the past hour bro
:lol:

[Loose Cannon]

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/iceddonuts/images/trish/65.jpg :naughty:

[Kane Knight]

Been there for the past hour bro
:D I shoulda switched over when Tyson came out.

[BasicThuganomics]

WHen the hell is Johnny Nitro gonna wrestle? I wanna see the standing shooting star press again.

[Savio]

ooo lumbar jack match.

[Vazz]

WHen the hell is Johnny Nitro gonna wrestle? I wanna see the standing shooting star press again.

:y:

[Savio]

WHen the hell is Johnny Nitro gonna wrestle? I wanna see the standing shooting star press again.
He did last week.

[Kane Knight]

ooo lumbar jack match.
Regal's already booked. :wtf: ;)

[Rob]

GAIL KIM :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

http://obsessedwithwrestling.com/pic/g/gailkim/02.jpg

[BasicThuganomics]

He did last week.
I mean really wrestle...

[Rob]

So Rob WWE is in Montreal next week, do you know any rumours about BRet possibly being there?

Rumours? It's 100% he is there tonight and will be reforming the Hart Foundation next week.

[Gone Mad]

hehe trish is purty.. hate to jump on bandwagons but i might as well chek this site out now. Oh, and Jonathan Nitro before they went to commercial looked like Tarzan.

[Loose Cannon]

WHERE ARE THE NUDES HARVEY :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:

[Ferocious]

FFS I'm sick of Waiting for Blackman to come out and defend the Hardcore title

[Rob]

Ur hand hurt?

Nope but my cock is throbbing.

[BasicThuganomics]

WOW Benoit got on RAW!

[Rob]

WHERE ARE THE NUDES HARVEY :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:

There are kids about here.

Plus I ain't got any.

[Loose Cannon]

lol "Wild West"

[Kane Knight]

WHERE ARE THE NUDES HARVEY :foc: :foc: :foc: :foc:
Yeah, hop to it!

[BasicThuganomics]

Rumours? It's 100% he is there tonight and will be reforming the Hart Foundation next week.


DUDE!!!!

[BasicThuganomics]

Rumours? It's 100% he is there tonight and will be reforming the Hart Foundation next week.


SWEET!!!!

[Kane Knight]

FFS I'm sick of Waiting for Blackman to come out and defend the Hardcore title
Against who?

[Loose Cannon]

EUGENE NEXT

[Kane Knight]

There are kids about here.

Plus I ain't got any.
The kids are the ones who could benefit most. ;)

[Kane Knight]

EUGENE NEXT
Wonder if he does the PEople's Elbow this week?

[Ferocious]

Against who?
Probably Crash, Either of the Hardy's, Both of the Dudleys, and Test

[Loose Cannon]

LOL, Eugene doing Hurricane

[Gone Mad]

All the kids are watchin' MTV rite now. Show them nudies! EUGENE: GUWD

[BasicThuganomics]

Regal in the ring? :)

[BasicThuganomics]

Damnit i spoke too soon...

[Kane Knight]

Wow. That was awesome (The Regal bit).

[BasicThuganomics]

Regal is awesome...

[BasicThuganomics]

LOL, Eugene doing Hurricane


Saying STAND BACK!

[Kane Knight]

Regal in the ring? :)
Yeah, and maybe Jericho will feud with someone who makes sense.

[Rob]

FFS I'm sick of Waiting for Blackman to come out and defend the Hardcore title

You'll be waiting a long time for Jazz then.

[Rob]

Yeah, and maybe Jericho will feud with someone who makes sense.

That was KK saying it's never gonna happen homie!

[Kane Knight]

Who's whiter? Cade ot the Coach?

[Loose Cannon]

lol at Coach doing the Orton pose

[Kane Knight]

That was KK saying it's never gonna happen homie!
Word.

[Loose Cannon]

I fk'n love Eugen's music. It's classic 80's

[Shadow]

I think I have to go with Coach on this one.

[BasicThuganomics]

SWEET!

[Shadow]

..........WHAT THE HELL!? BENIOT!?

[Kane Knight]

I fk'n love Eugen's music. It's classic 80's
Classic...Reminds me of Rocky.

[Kane Knight]

OMG! BENOIT! *ORGASM*

[Loose Cannon]

BAHGAWD YOU GOTTO BE KIDDING WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON KING!!!!!!

[Rob]

Word.

Is Coach whiter than us?

[BasicThuganomics]

That was KK saying it's never gonna happen homie!
Yeah unfortunately I realized that :(

[Kane Knight]

Classic...Reminds me of Rocky.
The boxing movie, not the wrestler.

[Gone Mad]

Hope you held those titles long enough,Eugene. With the gimmick,it might be the only time you have that chance.

[Kane Knight]

Is Coach whiter than us?
I think he's whiter than Michael Jackson.

[Rob]

Tell me Benoit just beat the piss out of Eugene. I'd die from the laughter.

[BasicThuganomics]

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Shadow]

Someone tell Coach he just knocked.

[Rob]

The boxing movie, not the wrestler.

Phew! Thanks for clearing that one up.

[Loose Cannon]

OMG, EUGENE PINNED BENOIT. NEW CHAMP

[CBright7831]

I had a feeling Eugene was going to get another rub from a big superstar - which as I thought would be Benoit.

[Kane Knight]

OMG, EUGENE PINNED BENOIT. NEW CHAMP
LOL

[Kane Knight]

I had a feeling Eugene was going to get another rub from a big superstar - which as I thought would be Benoit.
I seriously needed new underwear after that...

...And it wasn't just coz I still had the reality chicks poage open...:shifty:

[Rob]

OMG, EUGENE PINNED BENOIT. NEW CHAMP

*puts noose around neck and jumps*

[Kane Knight]

HEre we go, turnbuckle heel turn.

[Rob]

*puts noose around neck and jumps*

*realises I never tied the other end to anything*

Oopsy I did a Eugene.

[Shadow]

That Tunrbuckle is waiting for summerslam to turn heel. Trust me on this.

[Rob]

I seriously needed new underwear after that...

...And it wasn't just coz I still had the reality chicks poage open...:shifty:

Admit it though, it didn't help.

[Loose Cannon]

LMAO AT HHH. He looked like he was gonna pass out just from yelling. How much roids does this guy take in?

[Kane Knight]

That Tunrbuckle is waiting for summerslam to turn heel. Trust me on this.
I dunno. They were hinting at it. Note how Eugene looked hurt?

I think that the turbuckle bucked at the last second, botching the move for Eugene.

[Kane Knight]

Admit it though, it didn't help.

It prolly hurt more than Benoit coming out...

[Shadow]

Yep...its just a matter of time before that Turnbuckle turns heel, jumps HHH and joins Evolution. You just wait. Its been a long time coming but we're finnally going to get what we want.

[Kane Knight]

When I heard Benoit's music, I wanted to type "OMG HARDCORE HOLLY!" But I didn't want to be the cause of so many suicides. ;)

[Rob]

Has the Rob Feinstein led RF Video/ROH invasion started yet?

[Loose Cannon]

Has the Rob Feinstein led RF Video/ROH invasion started yet?

Team Feinstein

http://www.eisl-pt.org/pkwww/features/xmas/toddlers.jpg

[Kane Knight]

Yep...its just a matter of time before that Turnbuckle turns heel, jumps HHH and joins Evolution. You just wait. Its been a long time coming but we're finnally going to get what we want.
Naw. they'll screw it up somehow., Give Turbuckle too many speaking lines and too little action or something.

[Rob]

:lol: I knew that was coming before the pic even uploaded and I was cracking up hard!

[Gone Mad]

HHH suffering from some roid rage here..o and I'm rootin' for the guy in black and blue clothing!

[Kane Knight]

Team Feinstein

http://www.eisl-pt.org/pkwww/features/xmas/toddlers.jpg
OUCH.

[Shadow]

Unfortunetly you're probably right. Oh well. It'll be good while it lasts anyways.

[Loose Cannon]

lol check out A-TRAIN

[Shadow]

Hey look...A-Train with some air time. The world is ending soon.

[Loose Cannon]

:lol: I knew that was coming before the pic even uploaded and I was cracking up hard!
:D

[Loose Cannon]

JOBBER CENTRAL ON RAW

[Kane Knight]

Unfortunetly you're probably right. Oh well. It'll be good while it lasts anyways.
I'm just waiting for the "Five Knuckle Buckle."s

[Shadow]

Man...that's alot of perople. Bischoff sandwich!

[Loose Cannon]

Bischoff sounded like he was speaking Chinese

[Kane Knight]

Hey look...A-Train with some air time. The world is ending soon.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Kane Knight]

Man...that's alot of perople. Bischoff sandwich!
*shudder*

[Rob]

lol check out A-TRAIN

That's it I'm outta here *runs and slams the door on the way out*

[Shadow]

Man....I hate it when they do that. Why do they have to upstage the real main event?

[Loose Cannon]

my head hurts

[OssMan]

WHATTTTTTTTTT WHATS HAPPENING i turned it off at 10:50

[Kane Knight]

Man....I hate it when they do that. Why do they have to upstage the real main event?
COUGHtriplehCOUGHegoCOUGH

[6to1]

Hey look...A-Train with some air time. The world is ending soon.
1st time he's been on in months i thought he was headed to tna

[Kane Knight]

WHATTTTTTTTTT WHATS HAPPENING i turned it off at 10:50
...For the better.

[Ferocious]

Its now after 4am and I'm still up getting a dodgy running commentary from you lot

[Gone Mad]

Hell,I didn't think they would give more airtime to A-Train than Test,but Vince loves them hosses! Oh, and I think I would look forward to a fued with The TurnBuckles v. Team Feinstein Kids... Steel Cage!

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I noticed Regal came out, but why no Eugene?

It'd be funny if Eugene came out but he just ran around in circles.</font>

[The Icon of Elisim]

Pretty bad Raw, as far as angles the only interesting one is that now someone can get fired and go help Smackdown.

I'm interested to see if they are even going to bother having a feud for Benoit and Kane, just have them flounder for a couple of weeks then wrestle in the opening match so that they don't take any heat away from Tomko.

I was really rooting for HHH to come down and help Eugene, that would've been hilarious

[Stickman]

Ya I wasn't impressed with Raw. One segment of HHH and HBK is enough, not basing the show around it.

Women matches are shitbreaks.

Everybody who came out at the end were jobbers and couldn't hold back TWO men.

Edge's spear sucks, he's a lanky dude who should stop dancing when he comes out, and Flair got bigger cheers.

The Kane/Lita/hardy thing is alright but get on with it already. It's kind of corny.

Speaking of Kane, didn't he win the Battle Royal to face Beniot? Yet Kane is doing his stalker shit and Beniot is helping retards.

Jericho rules, too bad he'll be facing Tomko soon when he should be main eventing.

Gee, I wonder if Benjamin will ever get a shot at Orton, how unoriginal.

[Ferocious]

Aside from Bret Being backstage, Marty Janetty's appearence, Eugene winning the title and the Turnbuckle as No1 contender. It seems like its been a pretty lacklustre show.

[Kane Knight]

I noticed Regal came out, but why no Eugene?

It'd be funny if Eugene came out but he just ran around in circles.
Regal's "not cleared to wrestle."

[Kane Knight]

Aside from Bret Being backstage, Marty Janetty's appearence, Eugene winning the title and the Turnbuckle as No1 contender. It seems like its been a pretty lacklustre show.
It wasn't without its moments, but yeah.

[Gone Mad]

RAW tonite was blah. It was the HHH/HBK Show, guest-starring Eugene and Randall. I have to admit I had more fun on the boards more than watchin the show. No bullshit. Great job by everyone here.

[Shadow]

I'm still loving Victoria's new theme. Next week, she comes out with her new partner, Static Shock.

[Kane Knight]

RAW tonite was blah. It was the HHH/HBK Show, guest-starring Eugene and Randall. I have to admit I had more fun on the boards more than watchin the show. No bullshit. Great job by everyone here.
How sad is it when the Raw thread is better than Raw?

[The CyNick]

This thread > RAW

Remember when Being World Champ meant you were the top guy? Now it means you get to hang out with the comedy guys, interesting change.

[Shaggy]

Well this is what I thought about raw tonight:

I was surprised when Beniot came out as Eugene's partner. I was expecting some lower person to come out for it. Or maybe Regal come out anyway. I think the way they could get Regal over right now is if they have him coming to the ring to help out Eugene. They could make him into a good face that way.

They need to choose to do one thing with Kane. First he is off in what seems like a feud with Matt Hardy and then 30 min later he is cutting a promo in the middle of the ring about his heavyweight title match. It seems like he is going to fight two matches at Bad Blood. They need to just choose one thing and keep it that way.

HBK Vs HHH Hell in a Cell was definently something everyone had to expect. I think this has the possiblity to be one of the best matches to ever happen. I just hope it turns out that way.

Did anyone else notice that at the end when all the superstars were in the back or running out that the only men that wernt there (besides Matt, and Jericho who were gone for obvious reasons) Eugene and Kane, William Regal was even down there fighting.

And for my last rant on this thing for right now...............

VICTORIAS NEW MUSIC SUCKS ASS

[CBright7831]

Yeah, Regal shouldn't have came out.

[Shaggy]

Oh yea something else I forgot to put.....

When they had Bichoff talking to the Raw Crew backstage telling them to step up the funniest thing happened. I saw A-Train and Chuck Palumbo on screen and realized that I forgot the whole thing of them being traded. I forgot that they were on Raw. They havnt been shown on there untill then so It never hit me before.

[KillerWolf]

so what did we learn tonight? that if the show isnt hyped up the week before, it will probably be crap.

[Shaggy]

true true

[KillerWolf]

Well this is what I thought about raw tonight:

I was surprised when Beniot came out as Eugene's partner. I was expecting some lower person to come out for it. Or maybe Regal come out anyway. I think the way they could get Regal over right now is if they have him coming to the ring to help out Eugene. They could make him into a good face that way.

They need to choose to do one thing with Kane. First he is off in what seems like a feud with Matt Hardy and then 30 min later he is cutting a promo in the middle of the ring about his heavyweight title match. It seems like he is going to fight two matches at Bad Blood. They need to just choose one thing and keep it that way.

HBK Vs HHH Hell in a Cell was definently something everyone had to expect. I think this has the possiblity to be one of the best matches to ever happen. I just hope it turns out that way.

Did anyone else notice that at the end when all the superstars were in the back or running out that the only men that wernt there (besides Matt, and Jericho who were gone for obvious reasons) Eugene and Kane, William Regal was even down there fighting.

And for my last rant on this thing for right now...............

VICTORIAS NEW MUSIC SUCKS ASS
thank you for that. and yes VICTORIAS MUSIC SUCKS!!!! THAT 'DANCING' SHE DID SUCKED!!! THEY HAVE COMPLETELY RUINED VICTORIA FOR ME.
i actually had to change the channel during her enterance.
DAMMIT, WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO VICTORIA?!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Innovator]

HHH wasn't wearing his usual suit and hair in a ponytail? It seems as if he is reverting back to his "bad ass" phase he was in, back in the days when the internet loved him. I think after the HHH/HBK Final Encounter to see who the better man is mano a mano to the Death in a Cell, HHH will begin his face turn.

[The Icon of Elisim]

I'm going to bet that somewhere down the line we find out that Regal not wrestling was just another attempt by him and Bischoff to get Eugene to quit

[KillerWolf]

the more i see of this Eugene angle, the more i think it sucks. the only person to play a mentally handicapped person and not make me wretch is Billy Bob Thornton. is having what basically amounts to charity case/jar jar binks character really what RAW needs?

no.

[KillerWolf]

and another thing
i am appalled by the wwe's apparent degeneration into American Idol-esque reallity television. i'm talking, of course, about the quarter "million dollar diva challenge". i bet vince thinks this is his most ingenious scheme yet.
i just want to say FUCK YOU VINCE MCMAHON! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOURS! :foc:

[Kane Knight]

Raw this week was part of the WWE's new project, WWE: Suck and Awe.

[Kane Knight]

and another thing
i am appalled by the wwe's apparent degeneration into American Idol-esque reallity television. i'm talking, of course, about the quarter "million dollar diva challenge". i bet vince thinks this is his most ingenious scheme yet.
i just want to say FUCK YOU VINCE MCMAHON! FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOURS! :foc:
It's ingenious alright...For 1998....

[KillerWolf]

Who in the back saw Lita's previous work and thought to themselves what a good idea it would be to spend week after week letting her talk? "Hey, you know what we need, more of Lita in a prominent story where she gets as many lines as possible."

In 3 months she'll be doing monologues from Othello. :nono:
damn i wish i woulda thought of that.

you must spread rep ect.

[KillerWolf]

It's ingenious alright...For 1998....
can you imagine the months we will have to endure of half of wwe telivision being about this damn contest.
and Lawler acting like a fucking jackass because of, well, puppies and such.
dark days ahead me thinks.........



:mad: :nono: :mad:

[The Icon of Elisim]

Don't see why its going to be a bigger deal than usual, I don't think I've ever seen it plugged on Raw or Smackdown in the past aside from when they've given a small video of the winner

[Shaggy]

Yea that contest did seem like crap. They will get some no good chick and have her around for a year....not even on tv mind you.....and then get rid of her. No one will ever hear about it again.

[KillerWolf]

Don't see why its going to be a bigger deal than usual, I don't think I've ever seen it plugged on Raw or Smackdown in the past aside from when they've given a small video of the winner
:?:

[Kane Knight]

can you imagine the months we will have to endure of half of wwe telivision being about this damn contest.
and Lawler acting like a fucking jackass because of, well, puppies and such.
dark days ahead me thinks.........



:mad: :nono: :mad:
Yeah. Sad thing is, the Diva search will get more airtime than Benoit and Edge combined. And they're the holders of three belts between.

[Batsu]

Victoria's entrance theme... :nono:

Gail... :love:

I'm just glad that t.A.t.U. frivolity is over...

though Victoria shaking it is incredibly hilarious. Explains what she does in the ring every now and then.

[Batsu]

also, about that theme... I thought for a minute Rico had come to RAW.

I was about to ask where the hell Benoit was tonight, too.... this is the least I've seen of him since he got injured! LOL! ANd he's the champ!!

[Shaggy]

Yea I guess after tonight that means the Eugene has already been in his first main event match.

[Hired Hitman]

Victoria :'(

I loved the hot, sexy, dominatrix-like, crazy bad girl... now she's like... made for Children's programming :'(

[Shadow]

Victoria :'(

I loved the hot, sexy, dominatrix-like, crazy bad girl... now she's like... made for Children's programming :'(

Made for Brazlian children's programming.

[Hired Hitman]

okay, I didn't actually mean children children :p

She's a dancer :|, sure it's nice when she shakes her ass... but don't make it her whole damn gimmick, It would have been better to just leave her be.

[Kane Knight]

So she's gone vanilla. not too surprising.

[Joe Kerr]

So my guess is Victorias no longer psycho ....her new gimmick is dancing queen?? A-train and Palumba actually made it to tv again. Hopefully the Lita Kane shit is done. However I see Matt Hardy costing Kane the title at Bad Blood.

[big_bluto]

So my guess is Victorias no longer psycho ....her new gimmick is dancing queen?? A-train and Palumba actually made it to tv again. Hopefully the Lita Kane shit is done. However I see Matt Hardy costing Kane the title at Bad Blood.
Sadly, that's gonna be the only way Matt Hardy is ever gonna get near a main event in the foreseeable future.
:(

[Fox]

RAW = The Triple H Show

I think they should give HHH his own 2 hour timeslot on Saturday nights so that we can watch someone ELSE on Mondays.

[Esoteric]

i know what u guys mean raw sucked pretty bad this week i was hoping regeal would have finally turned face... i noticed he is one of the wrestlers that has always been heel like...... yeah they should create must see triple h t.v. that way we wont have to see him on mondays or better have that pig farmer come back to feud with him ahhhh the good days of mid card triple h

[Kane Knight]

And :wtf: is up with JR calling the "athletcism" of Rosey?

[The icon killer]

I Hate JR and the king but who could take their place

[Hired Hitman]

... I could (Seriously I rule)

What is with HHH and HBK, they were going through talent like Rosey goes through Hamburgers...

[Kane Knight]

I Hate JR and the king but who could take their place
anyone with a pulse?

[Kane Knight]

... I could (Seriously I rule) Gives me an ide. HH and Kane Knight for announcers!

[Kane Knight]

What is with HHH and HBK, they were going through talent like Rosey goes through Hamburgers...
To be fair, does anyone else on the show matter? :?:

[The icon killer]

where smackdowns Thread

[Hired Hitman]

To be fair, does anyone else on the show matter? :?:
They do to me.

[Kane Knight]

They do to me.
But you're a fan. What does the WWE care about you?

[Hired Hitman]

;)

[The icon killer]

how come there no captions

[The Outlaw]

You are a fucknugget

[MVP]

how come there no captionsBecause it's not funny.