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slik
07-18-2016, 02:32 PM
RAW will open tonight w/ the reveals of the GM's for RAW and SMACKDOWN! The last RAW in HISTORY to have the entire roster on one show, get ready anything and EVERYTHING can and will happen!

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Sepholio
07-18-2016, 02:39 PM
Eric Bischoff or we riot.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 02:47 PM
Hogan makes his triumphant return and declares that all lives matter.

Theo Dious
07-18-2016, 02:54 PM
Bret Hart is revealed as Raw GM with the slogan BRET SCREWS EVERYONE.

Shane McMahon's children are revealed as joint Smackdown GMs and their appearances are broadcast via satellite feed from Chuck E Cheese, McDonalds' playppace, and inside a circular clothes rack while their mom shops for clothes.

Theo Dious
07-18-2016, 02:56 PM
Jeff Jarret is named Raw GM but 6 months from now we discover it was actually Road Dogg making the decisions.

Innovator
07-18-2016, 02:58 PM
Triple H for RAW, D Bryan for Smackdown, then Vince goes "LOL SWITCH"

XL
07-18-2016, 03:24 PM
Inno knows.

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 03:29 PM
The last Raw in HISTORY to have every superstar on the roster, until WrestleMania comes and they briefly ignore it.

Sepholio
07-18-2016, 03:30 PM
Yeah I could see that. Vince should come out wearing a top hat with a card stuck into the band on the front and yell "CHANGE PLACES"!

Innovator
07-18-2016, 03:34 PM
Inno knows.

And then HHH becomes the NXT version of Paul E. and becomes this guy:

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slik
07-18-2016, 06:06 PM
Yeah I could see that. Vince should come out wearing a top hat with a card stuck into the band on the front and yell "CHANGE PLACES"!

That would be a cool twist

Dark One
07-18-2016, 07:08 PM
I think they spoiled the SD GM already in an announcement title that they've since pulled.

The Yes! Movement comes to Smackdown Live!

Dark One
07-18-2016, 07:08 PM
Raw GM David Otunga

Smackdown GM Mike Adamle

Dark One
07-18-2016, 07:09 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Rr4U1E7.jpg

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 07:17 PM
Eric Bischoff or we riot.

I wish. :(

All I know is that I got tickets to Smackdown next month and I don't wanna see John Cena. Stay on Raw.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 07:24 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Are you ready for 3 hours of listening to <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelCole">@MichaelCole</a> explain how the WWE Draft will work? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/755127366205050880">July 18, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 07:38 PM
I have yet to receive a phone call, but I am sitting by my phone.....

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 07:38 PM
Odds on Michael Cole/JBL making a very forced "out of touch" sounding Pokemon Go reference on commentary tonight?

Ruien
07-18-2016, 07:45 PM
Hope this is better than Shane being announced as the Smackdown head guy last week.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 07:46 PM
Still upset at how much they blew that chance to put some fresh air into WWE.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:02 PM
Took an Oxy to brace for disappointment, but let's see what happens.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:03 PM
Michael Cole explaining the Draft count: #1

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:03 PM
Rule #3 about tag teams really feels like at least one team is getting broken up or else they wouldn't put that last line in it.

Lucha Dragons already pre-broke up according to Vito's post in the Brand Split thread so not counting them.

Heisenberg
07-18-2016, 08:04 PM
How does everyone w/o cable/satellite watch RAW,,, I kicked DirecTV to the curb and just want it on in the background

Poit
07-18-2016, 08:05 PM
That ain't cool Shane.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:05 PM
How does everyone w/o cable/satellite watch RAW,,, I kicked DirecTV to the curb and just want it on in the background

If I cut Comcast, I'd just use my dad's email credentials to watch on their online portal. That's basically what I'm doing now since I'm on the west coast and would have to watch it three hours later otherwise.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:05 PM
#ladyballs

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:05 PM
Rule #3 about tag teams really feels like at least one team is getting broken up or else they wouldn't put that last line in it.

Lucha Dragons already pre-broke up according to Vito's post in the Brand Split thread so not counting them.

The thing is I can't understand why they'd even have that rule. What purpose would it serve to only want one member of a team when you can get an extra wrestler for free?

I can't even see a team on the roster where the rule would make sense. MAYBE taking Cass on his own but breaking them up so early would be so stupid, and doing that would totally bury Enzo.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:05 PM
Is it my new TV or is Shane extra orange?

Poit
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
"Tomorrow, when you wake up Wednesday morning..."

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
Good thing they copyrighted lady balls.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
The real winners staring next week? The fans not having to go through this stupid brother sister rivalry going on.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
Cruiserweights on RAW huh

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
Whoa, cruiserweights on Raw :eek:

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 08:06 PM
Cusierweight title ??????

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:07 PM
Hey! Exciting news!

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:07 PM
Michael Cole count: 1

WWE total count: 2

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:07 PM
Foley huh..woo I think I called that

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 08:07 PM
Commish foley!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god yes!!!!!!!!!!!

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
Wow, wasn't expecting Foley for the GM pick.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
Hell ya. Mick Foley!

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
THE ONLY UNPINNED JOBBER IN RAW HISTORY: ROLLERMACKA

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
Oh. Foley's good too.

Poit
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
So far, my prediction from last week is half right...

I think I might end up liking this. Shane & Steph each in charge of a different brand, each delegating the matchmaking and such to different people.

Would be interesting if Steph picks a face GM to appeal to the crowd, and Shane picks a heel GM who is good at getting shit done.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:08 PM
Great pick.

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:09 PM
Foley in a weekly authority figure role again :love:

Hanso Amore
07-18-2016, 08:09 PM
Foley forget his lines?

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:10 PM
Foley forget his lines?

Wouldn't be the first time.

Poit
07-18-2016, 08:11 PM
I wish Foley brought a gavel out with him.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:11 PM
THIS IS THE GENESIS OF THE GENESIS OF THE FOLEYGILICUTTY GENESIS

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:12 PM
Crowd so spoiled this.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:12 PM
:lol: Shane doing the YES! taunt

Poit
07-18-2016, 08:12 PM
Huh, two face GMs. Interesting.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:12 PM
Foley huh..woo I think I called that

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Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:12 PM
Huge fan of both of these picks.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:13 PM
Foley forget his lines?

yup. Steph said "five alarm fire"

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:13 PM
2 face authority figures is actualy a very interesting change of pace. I've grown tired of the heel authority figure tropes.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:13 PM
The only person that could have been the Raw GM and beat Bryan's pop would probably be CM Punk riding on the shoulders of Steve Austin.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:13 PM
Cruiserweight on RAW
Bryan on Smackdown

They've already managed to fuck this up

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:14 PM
Cruiserweight on RAW
Bryan on Smackdown

They've already managed to fuck this up

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Droford
07-18-2016, 08:14 PM
Bryan lookscready to go into corporate stooge heel authority role

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:15 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Why does <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan">@WWEDanielBryan</a> look like he just taught an English lit course? <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/RAWTonight?src=hash">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/755193982922002432">July 19, 2016</a></blockquote>
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Savio
07-18-2016, 08:16 PM
Let's make smackdown great again :)

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:16 PM
"Hey Mick! Pal! How'd you like to be back on TV as the Raw GM?"
"That's great! I'd love to! Who's going to be my opposing GM?"
"Daniel Bryan."
"God damn it."

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:17 PM
Smackdown #1 pick sami zayn

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:18 PM
Smackdown will not draft any goddamn bears.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:18 PM
Did Steoh just forget her new GM was arguably one of the biggest underdogs when he wrestled.

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:19 PM
From a purely selfish standpoint, I wanted everybody I liked to go to SmackDown so I could just stop watching Raw altogether. But Foley and the Cruiserweights are a very promising start.

Savio
07-18-2016, 08:20 PM
me 2

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:20 PM
From a purely selfish standpoint, I wanted everybody I liked to go to SmackDown so I could just stop watching Raw altogether. But Foley and the Cruiserweights are a very promising start.

I think that's the reason they did that as opposed to doing the obvious HHH thing.

While Steph's obviously being positioned as an obnoxious heel type, they can't load up one show with fan favorite/smark favorite stuff and have the other run by despot douchebags across the board.

Then we'd have North Korea and South Korea.

KIRA
07-18-2016, 08:20 PM
I actually love the easy flow back and forth between Shane ans Steph

I feel like they are used to taking shots at each other

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:21 PM
Smackdown should draft all the cruiserweight to keep RAW from having any for their division

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:21 PM
Just arrived.

The hell is Foley doing on Raw? I thought Triple H would be running things. Unless the work has piled him. Whatever.

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:22 PM
Totally think they should do the draft Press Your Luck style.

"No jobber, no jobber. C'mon superstar, and...............STOP"

STOP.............AT VIKTOR! *insert whammy sound here*

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:23 PM
Would kill for Raw to be Cena/Reigns/Orton/Sheamus/Dudleys/Big Show types and everyone else SD.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:24 PM
Would kill for Raw to be Cena/Reigns/Orton/Sheamus/Dudleys types and everyone else SD.

You shut your mouth. Bubba Dudley is a national treasure.

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:24 PM
Smackdown should draft all the cruiserweight to keep RAW from having any for their division

Well given there are 32 dudes participating in a WWE-sponsored tournament right now I'm pretty sure there's gonna be some of them jumping straight to Raw.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:25 PM
Paging Elijah Burke

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:25 PM
Really? Baron Corbin is a Gold Gloves champ.

Better facts than the WWE "did you know" crap.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:25 PM
WHAT IF THE DRAFT SPLITS UP JERICHO AND HIS SCARF??

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:25 PM
Would kill for Raw to be Cena/Reigns/Orton/Sheamus/Dudleys/Big Show types and everyone else SD.

You shut your mouth. Bubba Dudley is a national treasure.

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Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:26 PM
Lillian tryina steam Eden's ooooooooowwwwwwwweeeennss. But failing.

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:26 PM
Got a better chance of winning the lotto than the Zayn/Owens feud ever ending.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:27 PM
You shut your mouth. Bubba Dudley is a national treasure.

yeah, forgot about Usos. My bizzle

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:28 PM
Jericho to Raw, the other three to SD in my world.

Simple Fan
07-18-2016, 08:28 PM
Cruiserweight on RAW
Bryan on Smackdown

They've already managed to fuck this up

I agree, not big on the picks either. I'm fine with DB but Raw could have got someone better than Foley in my opinion. Cruiserweight title should be on Smackdown where it has history. No way Smackdown even has a chance to top Raw. 1st pick, more picks, and the Cruiserweight title all for Raw.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:30 PM
Can't wait for Raw to draft La Parka.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/CcGeaZ4.gif

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 08:32 PM
Can't wait for Raw to draft La Parka.

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Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:34 PM
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Damndirty
07-18-2016, 08:35 PM
As promising as the GMs may seem (to some), pro wrestling is still not keeping afloat. I've seen a lot of good segments lately, but I still think they need to solidify it as a more adult-oriented show. To take the successful attitude days down to a child-friendly format is like taking Reservoir Dogs and making a Disney cartoon adaptation of it.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:37 PM
It'll be interesting to see the result of the title match tonight. I can't see a reason why Raw wouldn't draft the champion with the first pick, so I assume if Ambrose wins, he's going to Raw. If he loses, I'd guess they've decided they want him on Smackdown, and they realized they couldn't come up with a plausible explanation as to why the Raw GM wouldn't draft the fucking world champion right out of the gates.

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:38 PM
Definitely interested to see who the NXT 6 will be who will be drafted. I think Finn, Bayley and Nakamura are all safe bets.

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:39 PM
It'll be interesting to see the result of the title match tonight. I can't see a reason why Raw wouldn't draft the champion with the first pick, so I assume if Ambrose wins, he's going to Raw. If he loses, I'd guess they've decided they want him on Smackdown, and they realized they couldn't come up with a plausible explanation as to why the Raw GM wouldn't draft the fucking world champion right out of the gates.

Ambrose retains via some kind of convoluted shenanigans.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:39 PM
WHAT IF THE DRAFT SPLITS UP JERICHO AND HIS SCARF??

Maybe his scarf can get revenge on Ambrose for murdering Blinky the Jacket if both are on the same show.

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:40 PM
Well, that was...something...

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:40 PM
Definitely interested to see who the NXT 6 will be who will be drafted. I think Finn, Bayley and Nakamura are all safe bets.

Not sure about Nakamura, given his title program with Joe coming up, and I suspect they may want to get him a bit more comfortable with the WWE machine and more regular English promos first.

There was an NXT "curtain call" a few days ago with Finn, American Alpha, Bayley, and Nakamura through.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:40 PM
For the love of god Bryan, don't draft them.

Droford
07-18-2016, 08:41 PM
Was that ...

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:41 PM
This GM job is definitely going to cut into his tree planting time.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:41 PM
It'll be interesting to see the result of the title match tonight. I can't see a reason why Raw wouldn't draft the champion with the first pick, so I assume if Ambrose wins, he's going to Raw. If he loses, I'd guess they've decided they want him on Smackdown, and they realized they couldn't come up with a plausible explanation as to why the Raw GM wouldn't draft the fucking world champion right out of the gates.

I could see Mick picking Ambrose without the belt. Mick see some himself in Ambrose and feels he will win the belt back at Battleground.

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:42 PM
HAHA, D-Bry just PWN3D Steph! :lol:

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:42 PM
With that said, I can't imagine the belt changes hands tonight.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:44 PM
What the fuck was that Alec Baldwin / Missy Elliot commercial.

Evil Vito
07-18-2016, 08:44 PM
It'll be interesting to see the result of the title match tonight. I can't see a reason why Raw wouldn't draft the champion with the first pick, so I assume if Ambrose wins, he's going to Raw. If he loses, I'd guess they've decided they want him on Smackdown, and they realized they couldn't come up with a plausible explanation as to why the Raw GM wouldn't draft the fucking world champion right out of the gates.

The thing is, it really doesn't matter who the champion is on the night of the draft. Battleground matches will still happen, so all Raw needs to do is draft 2 of the 3 guys in the Battleground main event to give themselves a better chance at claiming the WWE Title.

slik
07-18-2016, 08:47 PM
yo heisenberg u need a stream my tag partner?

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:48 PM
What the fuck is going on with Darren Young's theme.

slik
07-18-2016, 08:48 PM
I like Cruiserweights but kind of hope everyone I like will be on SD b/c 2 hours is easier to watch than 3...

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 08:48 PM
Go away Bob Backlund

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:48 PM
The thing is, it really doesn't matter who the champion is on the night of the draft. Battleground matches will still happen, so all Raw needs to do is draft 2 of the 3 guys in the Battleground main event to give themselves a better chance at claiming the WWE Title.

I don't disagree with that, I just feel like it's going to be difficult to explain "Yeah, not going to draft the WWE Champion." Especially with Foley as GM.

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:48 PM
They really went through with this Daren Young thing. No idea how I missed the battle royal last week. Must have feel asleep for a minute before Vince came out to ruin my night by making Shame the Smackdown Commish.

slik
07-18-2016, 08:49 PM
Drebs and I are on the same pg, we are like this <><> r/n

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:49 PM
This GM job is definitely going to cut into his tree planting time.

Unless he hires some kind of assistant. Hmmmm....oh, wait, I know!:

http://watchwrestling.mobi/images/videos/small/10498.jpg

:D

slik
07-18-2016, 08:50 PM
Del Rio and Darren Young for RAW please

Ruien
07-18-2016, 08:50 PM
Hell ya. Go Darren Young!

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:51 PM
Well, at least Del Rio gets to fuck Paige later.

KIRA
07-18-2016, 08:51 PM
At some point Young is gonna have to stop winning via flukes

slik
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
Miz can be on Smackdown aka SLIKdown, the new 'a' show

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
Getting the big 'ol 12-man tag out of the way pronto.

All downhill after that I guess.

slik
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
never thought i'd allow that but Maryse has motivated miz

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
Unless he hires some kind of assistant. Hmmmm....oh, wait, I know!:

http://watchwrestling.mobi/images/videos/small/10498.jpg

:D


I would love an Aksana return!

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:52 PM
:| Why would they give Sasha a tag partner or even have her in tag matches when that is suppossed to be the big surprise for her Battleground match.

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:53 PM
At some point Young is gonna have to stop winning via flukes

But how else is Backlund gonna make him great again?

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:53 PM
Getting the big 'ol 12-man tag out of the way pronto.

All downhill after that I guess.

Or, you know, Ambrose/Rollins WWE Championship match that they have bizarrely not brought up that much.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:54 PM
:| Why would they give Sasha a tag partner or even have her in tag matches when that is suppossed to be the big surprise for her Battleground match.

Because "Fuck it. We're hitting the reset button in 24 hours anyway."

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:54 PM
I would love an Aksana return!

LOL, I hear Brie's the jealous type, though, so maybe not the best idea I've ever had.

Now, Teddy in a dress and giabt name tag, on the other hand could be lightning in a bottle.

Simple Fan
07-18-2016, 08:56 PM
Beat Up John Cena time

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 08:56 PM
Some local fed I never heard of just had a commercial shown during RAW. Show looks interesting since Broken Matt Hardy, Sting, and Damien Sandow were teased as appearing.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 08:56 PM
Miz can be on Smackdown aka SLIKdown, the new 'a' show

Do this, slik: http://fantasy-draft.wwe.com/#/

KIRA
07-18-2016, 08:57 PM
NEVER GIVE UP...your spot..

Nah Cena's alright

slik
07-18-2016, 08:57 PM
u got it dark 1

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 08:58 PM
Beat Up John Cena time

When is it NOT?

slik
07-18-2016, 08:58 PM
cena can be on SD but he only gets to be once a episode...

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 08:59 PM
If they split this team up it will be so fucking stupid

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 08:59 PM
I really wish they didn't put Enzo & Cass with Cena.

Pretty much hated by association when you're with him. Look at the Usos.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:00 PM
One of these days, Enzo won't bother speaking and just let the crowd do his catchprhase promo.

Triple A
07-18-2016, 09:01 PM
Herbs

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:01 PM
I am too high for this Enzo promo.

KIRA
07-18-2016, 09:01 PM
oh shit thats not pg

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:01 PM
I don't think that's PG.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:02 PM
I really wish they didn't put Enzo & Cass with Cena.

Pretty much hated by association when you're with him. Look at the Usos.

Enzo seems to be doing fine.

KIRA
07-18-2016, 09:02 PM
ENZO just hit the nail on the head with Mini Gallows

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:02 PM
Enzo's amazing with promos.

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:03 PM
Enzo seems to be doing fine.

It takes awhile to set in.

slik
07-18-2016, 09:03 PM
u got it dark 1

so far RAW has Charlotte, Reigns, Big Show and Kane

SmackDown has everyone else on the roster

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:04 PM
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/kmzY7XPl_ww" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen=""></iframe> .

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:04 PM
so far RAW has Charlotte, Reigns, Big Show and Kane

SmackDown has everyone else on the roster

Gonna be a long three hours.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:04 PM
Biggest heel move of 2016.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:05 PM
With entrances and promos this segment is going to be four hours long.

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:05 PM
#hotasianwife

KIRA
07-18-2016, 09:05 PM
When did AJ become such a good talker

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 09:05 PM
Once again, Cena criticizing someone else's jokes/humor when his are equally cringeworthy...

DAMN iNATOR
07-18-2016, 09:06 PM
When did AJ become such a good talker

Since always, that's when.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:07 PM
#BeatuptheTrumpet

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:08 PM
Nearly murdered in a swamp, skips out to the ring smiling and dancing like always.

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:08 PM
Club & The Wyatts would make an awesome stable, imo.

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:08 PM
Gonna be a long three hours.

You might call Raw...

a big show.

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:09 PM
Boos for Team Valor :lol:

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:09 PM
You kidding me with this right now?

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:10 PM
:n: Cena interupting before Woods could get to the greatest Pokemon of them all, Psyduck.

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:10 PM
This segment is great.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:10 PM
Can someone please confirm this Raw is actually happening and I didn't just take too much Oxy

Locke
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
Xavier Woods with a shoutout to the original 150 Pokemon, good for him

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
:n: Cena interupting before Woods could get to the greatest Pokemon of them all, Psyduck.

You misspelled "Magneton", but that's okay.

Fenix122
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
Preach about the glory of team Valor Xavier

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
so far RAW has Charlotte, Reigns, Big Show and Kane

SmackDown has everyone else on the roster


Ugh thanks for killing Monday nights

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
Can someone please confirm this Raw is actually happening and I didn't just take too much Oxy

Can confirm. Is happening.

Source: Am sober.

Locke
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
:n: Cena interupting before Woods could get to the greatest Pokemon of them all, Psyduck.
What's with you having to start posts with emoticons, can't we decide the mood of them through your words first

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:11 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ibGpdRR.gif

Mercenary
07-18-2016, 09:12 PM
Can someone please confirm this Raw is actually happening and I didn't just take too much Oxy


It is, and I'm scared

slik
07-18-2016, 09:12 PM
wyatts should feud w/ Cena again and have Cena call them Braby Wyatts and show photshop images of them in cartoon-like diapers and baby bonnets

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:13 PM
Surprised the Wyatts didn't join in with the mega promo segment that just happened.

Droford
07-18-2016, 09:14 PM
Its weird..Strowman is the only one in this match no one likes

Poit
07-18-2016, 09:15 PM
Its weird..Strowman is the only one in this match no one likes

Rowan is in the match too.

KIRA
07-18-2016, 09:16 PM
You misspelled "Magneton", but that's okay.

And you misspelled Ciper but that's cool.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:17 PM
Rowan is in the match too.

https://www.reddit.com/r/erickrowan

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:18 PM
If Dark One hasn't gif'd that Bray Wyatt smile by the end of the hour.....

well he's on the oxy train so ill give him 2

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:18 PM
PANDEMONIUM!

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:18 PM
THIS IS WHAT THE RUMBLE IS GONNA BE LIKE ON SUND........

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:19 PM
If Dark One hasn't gif'd that Bray Wyatt smile by the end of the hour.....

well he's on the oxy train so ill give him 2

Man, I can't handle that pressure. You haven't even voted for me in tag team turmoil.

Droford
07-18-2016, 09:19 PM
I will litterally punch my tv if Cass gets pinned now

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:22 PM
Man, I can't handle that pressure. You haven't even voted for me in tag team turmoil.

I guess you don't need my vote then

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:24 PM
"Will the New Day ever be the same after last week in the swamp?"

Yes. They literally were.

Droford
07-18-2016, 09:26 PM
"Will the New Day ever be the same after last week in the swamp?"

Yes. They literally were.
They might smell woese

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:27 PM
I guess you don't need my vote then

Man. I don't have it right now but maybe tomorrow.

In the interim, I give you....

http://i.imgur.com/K5s3BDs.gif

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:29 PM
"Will the New Day ever be the same after last week in the swamp?"

Yes. They literally were.

Wyatts failed to learn from the master on how to delete people.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:33 PM
BAHGAWD THE CARNAGE

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:34 PM
Nice kick in the ass from Strowman to Woods

ClockShot
07-18-2016, 09:35 PM
:yes:

The right team won.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:35 PM
They don't want none

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 09:35 PM
Guess Beat Up John Cena Day also covers friends of Cena.

That was a really good match overall.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:36 PM
"a 90% satisfadaction rate"

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:36 PM
That was basically a 40 minute segment. Not necessarily a bad thing, just interesting.

Simple Fan
07-18-2016, 09:37 PM
:yes:

The right team won.

But will they win Sunday?

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:37 PM
......oh yeah and a championship match.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:38 PM
for some reason, really wanted one of the fans sitting in the front row behind the announcers to barf over the barricade to see what everyone would do.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:43 PM
Can't wait to hear chorus of boos that Roman Reigns gets this Sunday

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:44 PM
Feel like Seth Rollins should be making more eye contact with the camera.... so it doesn't look like he is just talking to nobody..... rambling to himself.....

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:46 PM
Can't wait to hear chorus of boos that Roman Reigns gets this Sunday

unless they pipe in some cheers

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:48 PM
Can't wait to hear chorus of boos that Roman Reigns gets this Sunday

unless they pipe in some cheers

Can't wait for him to win the championship and then watch the ratings plummet.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:49 PM
for some reason, really wanted one of the fans sitting in the front row behind the announcers to barf over the barricade to see what everyone would do.

like this

http://ci.memecdn.com/539/9372539.jpg

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:51 PM
Baron Corbin vs a Watermelon

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:52 PM
With the cruiserweights on RAW, why would they put Kallisto or Sin Cara on Smackdown.....

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:53 PM
Sin Cara and Kalisto have decided to split into singles jobbers

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:54 PM
Why would they just go out of their way to say they were going to split as a tag team only to have one save the other?

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 09:55 PM
Hurray for Lunch Time

James Steele
07-18-2016, 09:57 PM
I don't get why WWE has such a boner for Baron Corbin. He's a charisma vacuum.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:57 PM
Can't wait for Dana Brooke to be drafted to Hooters and Charlotte to be drafted to the Kentucky Derby.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 09:59 PM
http://i.imgur.com/TpjPPSI.jpg

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 09:59 PM
Yall can have Becky
Drebin :heart::love::heart::drool:Sasha

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/SI8cyhR.png

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:00 PM
https://thoughtsondressage.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/olympic_ferro.jpg

GD
07-18-2016, 10:01 PM
Cusierweight title ??????

They might "commission" a new Cruiserweight Championship with the new weight limit restrictions.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:01 PM
So we're going to have the same match now that we'll see at the ppv but with one different person?

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:01 PM
I can only assume Sasha's picking Ric Flair as her partner.

GD
07-18-2016, 10:02 PM
Hunico Cara is like 205 lbs. which makes him eligible to be a part of the division.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:02 PM
Yall can have Becky
Drebin :heart::love::heart::drool:Sasha

All for Lock Jaw

All for Lock Jaw

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:02 PM
#LockJawAll

GD
07-18-2016, 10:03 PM
I can only assume Sasha's picking Ric Flair as her partner.

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/0hlO_1JGTww" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:03 PM
blood for frogs

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:03 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Z0KvQHs.jpg

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:04 PM
Looks like we got our kickoff show match

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:05 PM
public restroom selfie

GD
07-18-2016, 10:06 PM
Wondering if the WWE could pull off an Elite Division (like the X-Dvision) with no weight limits.

GD
07-18-2016, 10:06 PM
Dean Ambrose looking sexy as fudge.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:06 PM
Loving the Shield promo callbacks here.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:07 PM
Loving the Shield promo callbacks here.

Yeah.... good stuff..... especially with Roman not there to cut any promos of his own.....

James Steele
07-18-2016, 10:09 PM
Yeah.... good stuff..... especially with Roman not there to cut any promos of his own.....



True dat.

Dark One
07-18-2016, 10:09 PM
Yeah.... good stuff..... especially with Roman not there to cut any promos of his own.....

Roman not talking is the ultimate callback.

Simple Fan
07-18-2016, 10:11 PM
Yeah.... good stuff..... especially with Roman not there to cut any promos of his own.....

His will come Sunday.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:11 PM
fun fuct: he got it from a for-profit university

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:11 PM
I like that fact.... "Xavier Woods has a Master's PhD in Psychology.... he now runs a Youtube page about video games."

James Steele
07-18-2016, 10:11 PM
I'm gonna come in a few seconds. :naughty: #VintageTPWW

GD
07-18-2016, 10:12 PM
Fucking love Rusev as my United States Champion.

Emperor Smeat
07-18-2016, 10:12 PM
Wonder who will be the lucky participant for this week's Machka Challenge match.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:12 PM
he is the only one that can have me. ok. Kinda weird, but ok.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:12 PM
Who was talking in the ring? Sounded like Lana, but I couldn't see her!

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:13 PM
I'm gonna come in a few seconds. :naughty: #VintageTPWW

OH DAMN, Is Triple H coming out?!

GD
07-18-2016, 10:13 PM
I like that fact.... "Xavier Woods has a Master's PhD in Psychology.... he now runs a Youtube page about video games."

He's pursuing it, my friend. If he's successful, he'll be Dr. Watson :yes:

James Steele
07-18-2016, 10:13 PM
They need to go more over the top with Rusev. He should come out on a tank every time...even at house shows!

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:13 PM
I really like Sheamus' music and entrance actually.

Frank Drebin
07-18-2016, 10:14 PM
Yall memba when we cared about Ziggler? :-\

GD
07-18-2016, 10:14 PM
I did not understand the logic behind Zack Ryder's clean loss to Sheamus on last week's edition of Monday Night RAW.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:15 PM
I really like Sheamus' music and entrance actually.

So do I. Was real bummed when he would only use the crappy League of Nations theme, because his music and entrance was literally the best part of him at the time.

GD
07-18-2016, 10:15 PM
Yall memba when we cared about Ziggler? :-\

And now he's Ryder's chum.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:15 PM
I did not understand the logic behind Zack Ryder's clean loss to Sheamus on last week's edition of Monday Night RAW.

How else do you build him up as a legit contender? I'm confused. :?:

GD
07-18-2016, 10:16 PM
I like that fact.... "Xavier Woods has a Master's PhD in Psychology.... he now runs a Youtube page about video games."

He's pursuing it, my friend. If he's successful, he'll be Dr. Watson :yes:

Just gonna place this here.

Lock Jaw
07-18-2016, 10:17 PM
Pretty sure he has achieved it, my friend.

Simple Fan
07-18-2016, 10:17 PM
OH DAMN, Is Triple H coming out?!
I believe he was making a funny, I don't know maybe not.

His will come Sunday.

I'm gonna come in a few seconds. :naughty: #VintageTPWW

GD
07-18-2016, 10:17 PM
How else do you build him up as a legit contender? I'm confused. :?:

I hear you. Constantly losing matches helped King Wade News Barrett solidify his legacy as one of the greatest Intercontinental Heavyweight Champions of all time.