****OFFICIAL THREAD FOR TONIGHT'S WWE RASSLETAINMENT EVENT FEATURING ROMAN REIGNS AND JOHN CENA******OFFICIAL

[Shisen Kopf]

Even though I won't physically be in attendance, like I was for WM18, I most certainly will be watching. Can I get a woooooooooo for rasslin?!

[Lock Jaw]

woooooooooo

[Lock Jaw]

I probably won't be able to watch, though. Booooooooo

[Shisen Kopf]

Boooooooo indeed. Why can't you watch?

[Droford]

I will be near the field of battle for tonight's festivities sitting on the Accela Club Level like some important schmuck

[Ruien]

Booooooo I can't watch either. They should have this event off until Lock Jaw and Ruien are able to view it.

[Shisen Kopf]

You guys aren't serious business about your rasslin at all

[Mercenary]

You guys aren't serious business about your rasslin at all


Not like I am! I cant wait!

[Droford]

I'm most serious on tpww for 1 day only

[Heisenberg]

This is serious shit right here. Hide your family, hide your stamp collection, hide the bodies

[Simple Fan]

Looking at Tipsters it looks like Bayley is the consensus to be Sashas partner with a few going with Nia Jax. I really think it will be Jax. She could be Sasha's She Diesel.

[Mercenary]

Looking at Tipsters it looks like Bayley is the consensus to be Sashas partner with a few going with Nia Jax. I really think it will be Jax. She could be Sasha's She Diesel.

She Kishi!

[Stickman]

I thought summerslam was the next ppv. Def not watching lol reigns wins

[Droford]

Sitting on metro next to a kid with a Reigns shirt on. Feel so bad for him lol

[Simple Fan]

He's not a bad kid, he's not a good kid, he's The Kid.

[Droford]

http://i.imgur.com/Y88qVCg.jpg

[RP]

Small crowd. Not looking good.

[Droford]

I went straight to my super deluxe club level seats doors just opened

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Xavier Woods is like Winston after yelling YO in Ghostbusters Two. Winnnsttonnnn!!!

[Droford]

I don't think this crowd has what it takes to Boo Reigns hard enough

[Poit]

"I would give everything to be in that ring tonight and not on the microphone."

Oh Cesaro. :(

[Triple A]

I'm watching,,,

[Dark One]

You guys aren't serious business about your rasslin at all

This is why they're not in the Tag Team Turmoil finals.

[Droford]

Mauro skipping to the desk for preshow commentary looks legit excited lol

[Outsider]

Going to watch the first hour before I go to bed.

OR, I could watch the whole thing and call in sick to work tomorrow. Given I am actually ill that would seem a cunning plan. Not made my mind up yet.

[Dark One]

Going to watch the first hour before I go to bed.

OR, I could watch the whole thing and call in sick to work tomorrow. Given I am actually ill that would seem a cunning plan. Not made my mind up yet.

If you aren't already, you certainly will be when Roman wins.

[Outsider]

If you aren't already, you certainly will be when Roman wins.

That is true.

The problem with staying up till 4am watching wrestling is that the WWE are always very keen on making that not worth the effort.

[Outsider]

Fuck off Usos.

[Droford]

Everybody loves breezango

[Droford]

Highlight reel opening

[Evil Vito]

That was a fun little opener right there.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wooo!

[Droford]

Maybe not

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Will the city of cheaters and liars love Roman Reigns?

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Thanks to the WWE Draft this is your last chance to hear JBL call <a href="https://twitter.com/MichaelCole">@MichaelCole</a> &quot;Maggle.&quot; <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/757362354942201856">July 24, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[slik]

just tuning in

what happened on the pre-show

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Breezango beat Usos to great pop.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cesaro bitched about not being booked.

[slik]

nice seat @droford!

[slik]

Breezango beat Usos to great pop.

GOOD

[slik]

Cesaro bitched about not being booked.

Is that his gimmick now?

[slik]

also TY to STD!

[Droford]

I don't see wacky inflatable arm waving tube men..hmm

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Yay this match first. Then I think I can go to bed.

[Emperor Smeat]

Really surprised the women's tag is starting the ppv.

[Droford]

I'm blind

[Poit]

Hey. We want some Bayley.

YAAAAAASSSS

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Evil Vito]

Bayley :love:

[Emperor Smeat]

:D It's Bayley

[Triple A]

Heck yea

[Outsider]

Great pop.

Although odd to make main roster debut days after not being drafted.

[Triple A]

Crowd seems good

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Great pop.

Although odd to make main roster debut days after not being drafted.

It's called a surprise....but being too obvious about it.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Jojo forgot ITS. Fire her.

[Poit]

Jojo forgot ITS. Fire her.

Cole remembered to say "It's", at least.

[Triple A]

JBL saying Bayley appearance is a "one time thing"

[Evil Vito]

Great pop.

Although odd to make main roster debut days after not being drafted.

They just explained on commentary that she's still going for the NXT Women's Title. Pretty sure it's gonna come out that champions and challengers were ineligible for the draft.

[Emperor Smeat]

Guess that means Bayley isn't getting called up till later this year if what JBL said is true.

[Danny Electric]

JBL saying Bayley appearance is a "one time thing"

From what I've heard she will be full time on the roster after Summerslam

[Evil Vito]

Anyways I thought that it would be Bayley but seeing how happy and excited Sasha looked before Bayley's music hit confirmed it for me. :love:

[Dark One]

Crowd seems good

For now. Let's see if the usual plan of "rage them out before Roman Wins" is deployed again.

[Danny Electric]

I'm guessing sasha takes the title at Summerslam and then they play on the rivalry between bayley and banks from nxt for a feud

[Triple A]

Byron Saxton so shitty

[poopfromweiner dude]

@droford

help me get in club level seats...guards chasing me like in jay silent bob

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

They need to bring back Luke Harper for this if its the final time.

[slik]

Good opening match

Wyatts vs New Day should be good outside of Braun Strowman

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Saw Bailey. :y:

Fuck the rest.

Goodnight.

[Maluco]

Haven't watched in a while but am curious post draft to see what things are like.

Bayley seems popular, but her offence looked awful after the hot tag. How good is she in the ring?

Think woods being scared of the Wyatt's is really cool and different and really helps put them over. Little things like that make a big difference

[Emperor Smeat]

Great clothesline Bray hit

[Locke]

Gay show

[Triple A]

sweet suplex

[Triple A]

Has Bray Wyatt always had dreadlocks

[Maluco]

Big E needs to stop doing that spear to the outside

[slik]

Wyatts actually won a match

[Volare]

Good match there. (And hi there gentlemen!)

[Innovator]

Is Big E dead?

[Maluco]

Really fun match up though. Wyatt looked great

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at the way Big E landed from the spear. Think he just DDTed himself.

Great match New Day vs Wyatts was overall.

[Volare]

Is Big E dead?

Yeah no shit, that looked ridiculous.

[Heisenberg]

Hope he's alright. That'd be a tough break

[Volare]

HOLY FUCK LANA!! :)



Zack needs to turn Emma face and show her off more.

[Maluco]

It's too risky a move and he does it way too often. It's a risk as a one off, never mind doing it as often as he does

[Outsider]

Don't care about this one.

[Emperor Smeat]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">BIG E WITH NO REGARD. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/WWEBattleground?src=hash">#WWEBattleground</a> <a href="https://t.co/W70XEdzxIT">pic.twitter.com/W70XEdzxIT</a></p>&mdash; DTAM (@DeathToAllMarks) <a href="https://twitter.com/DeathToAllMarks/status/757374946368708608">July 25, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[Mercenary]

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!!!!!!

[poopfromweiner dude]

Currently standing 200 feet from droford...

[Triple A]

Currently standing 200 feet from droford...

Why are you there . .

[Mercenary]

ALL HAIL RUSSEV!!!!!!!!!

[Triple A]

"#1 FAN FROM PERU" guy seems like they have been holding that sign up for like 80% of the night

[Mercenary]

go away Mojo

[Emperor Smeat]

Pobably a safe bet Miz is keeping the IC belt.

:lol: Rusev's reaction to Mojo

[Evil Vito]

Weird way to debut Rawley.

[slik]

Mojo Rawley - is he good?

[Danny Electric]

I can see plenty of mojo v member of ascension in the future

[slik]

poop go give droford a fist bump

[Danny Electric]

Mojo Rawley - is he good?

Weird call up, he hasn't even been on many nxt shows lately

[Danny Electric]

Unless they called him up to get another tag team on smackdown in the Hype Bros

[Blonde Moment]

I can see plenty of mojo v member of ascension in the future

So He will be on the B show's B show?

[Triple A]

Is this like the 7th PPV in a row where they are fighting

[Danny Electric]

So He will be on the B show's B show?

Yep, in all honesty he seems like a nice guy but he's very green

[Mr. Nerfect]

Big E REALLY needs to stop doing that Spear through the ropes. Dude almost kills himself more often than not.

[Danny Electric]

Is this like the 7th PPV in a row where they are fighting

As much as I love watching them wrestle , this feud needs to go away for a while after this match.

[Triple A]

P*ssed off cause the pizza I ordered is not here yet... hungry... pissing me off!!!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Was Mojo Rawley in Zack Ryder's corner? If so, that makes sense. I had Rusev retaining the title by forcing Ryder to tap-out, then Rawley stands up to Rusev when it looks like there is a further assault about to take place.

[Danny Electric]

LET'S GO

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd be fine with Rawley beating the piss out of Ryder post-match too.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I could see Owens vs. Zayn in a Loser Leaves RAW match at SummerSlam.

[Danny Electric]

Was Mojo Rawley in Zack Ryder's corner? If so, that makes sense. I had Rusev retaining the title by forcing Ryder to tap-out, then Rawley stands up to Rusev when it looks like there is a further assault about to take place.

No his music played after the match when Rusev was further assaulting Ryder, he just screamed in his face for a minute whilst Rusev was wondering who the fuck is this guy

[slik]

did big e die

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ah, that's pretty much what I expected.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Am I the only one who doesn't really give a shit about Zayn vs. Owens?

[Locke]

"I would give everything to be in that ring tonight and not on the microphone."

Oh Cesaro. :(

I would give everything to post on my old username tonight and not as Locke.

:(

[slik]

I liked Ryder's tights. Reminded of old school Ultimate Warrior.

[Danny Electric]

cesaro should interupt this match and beat up zayn to start a feud between the two

[poopfromweiner dude]

droford help the guards are going to rape me in the dungeon

tried to sneak into the accerla club got accosted

[Mr. Nerfect]

Cesaro taking out both men would be fun.

[Emperor Smeat]

Mojo Rawley - is he good?

Not really but then again he's only been wresting for a couple of years. Also been better as a tag wrestler than singles.

[Droford]

Damn sami fucked up

[Volare]

WHOOOOOPS!!

[Danny Electric]

Cesaro taking out both men would be fun.

With what he was saying on the pre show I can see a heel turn for him

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mojo Rawley should be a part of the RAW brand if he is going to feud with Rusev.

[Emperor Smeat]

Ouch at that botch by Sami.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Zayn and Owens recovered well from that flub.

[slik]

went to eat a candy bar, what did sami do to mess up

[Danny Electric]

Holy shit

[Poit]

That brainbuster looked a bit generic.

[Emperor Smeat]

Holy crap, brain buster onto the apron.

[Danny Electric]

Looked like it hurt

[Dark One]

Rusev staring blankly at Mojo Rawley is the most accurate reaction to a main roster debut in WWE history.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Definitely unnecessary.

[Danny Electric]

Feel like one of them won't stop till the other is dead, you can see the years come off their careers

[slik]

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[Mr. Nerfect]

Owens "landing on his feet" looked the same as him taking the move...

[slik]

damn, this match is more dangerous than a HIAC

[Evil Vito]

I'm glad these two ended up on the same show. They really should fight forever.

[slik]

good match, nice to see Zayn won, he def will be a upper mid carder for RAW

[Emperor Smeat]

Sami channeling his inner Brock with all these suplexes.

[Danny Electric]

Right guy won

[Evil Vito]

Have fun following that, Miz and Darren Young.

[Emperor Smeat]

That was a great match. PPV has been really good so far.

[Volare]

Hi there Renee! :)

[Maluco]

Disappointed at Owens losing. Def fav of mine and feel he should be top heel in the company...

Not a Zayn fan, but great match, very enjoyable to watch

[Droford]

Def going to be motn

[Volare]

LUNCH TIME!!!!!!

[Danny Electric]

Forgot this match was on the PPV

[slik]

Yeah, this PPV has been pretty good so far

[Evil Vito]

Oh right, I forgot about this one. Becky Lunch :love:

[slik]

Hey every1, don't forget to vote in the finals of Tag Team TURMOIL...if you don't, poopfromweiner dude will post nudes of himself licking droford in the shower later...

http://www.tpwwforums.com/showthread.php?t=131930

[Volare]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL FORGET!!! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE FORUM! :)

[slik]

The People's Shower Porn Wrestling Forums

[Droford]

Thought this was a submission match

[Danny Electric]

I swear every time the women wrestle they always talk about one of them being the others big sister or along those lines

[Locke]

Vote for Locke so I can release myself from this hellish existence

[Innovator]

Wardrobe lady in WWE continues to be the biggest heel ever by covering Becky's abs

[Volare]

Wardrobe lady in WWE continues to be the biggest heel ever by covering Becky.

[Triple A]

Thought this was a submission match

Yeah what the hell...

[Triple A]

Why do they keep going for pins... did they 4get... Lilian Garcia def said it was a "submission match"

[Volare]

FUCKING CHEAP WHORE NATALYIA!

[Corndad]

Zayn probably has the 2 best matches of the year so far

[slik]

surprised becky lunch lost

[Dark One]

A bit behind. Zayn vs Owens was a great Wrestemania-style match.

Pretty good show so far.

[Volare]

Nice little promo by Shane/D-Bry/Titty Master

[Emperor Smeat]

Bryan should have hired Bo Dallas to give an inspirational speech to Dean since his sounded pretty lame.

[Volare]

D-Young gotta win this.

[Maluco]

They have work to do with brand split to get some of these folks over that now have more important roles.

Crowd seemed silent for majority of Lynch/Natty and no reaction for Young

[Volare]

Fucking hi there Maryse.

[Locke]

Make Darren Young Again storyline seems pretty funny

[Emperor Smeat]

If Miz somehow loses, Dean pretty much needs to win or else Smackdown won't have any title belts.

[Danny Electric]

I honestly thought the first time I heard the theme music it was saying 'Make Darren Young gay again'

[Krimzon7]

STRAIGHT TO DVD!!!

[Volare]

What in the fuck with this shenanigans!

[Poit]

BACKLUND SMASH

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol:

[Volare]

Darren is staring at this hands.....oh shit.

[Danny Electric]

Just no idea

[Dark One]

Bob Backlund forgot how shirts work

[Krimzon7]

I'm still recovering from Zane/owens

[Emperor Smeat]

Darren Young channeling his inner Baklaund actually managed to become a badass submission machine now.

Meh ending to the IC match though.

[Danny Electric]

They have work to do with brand split to get some of these folks over that now have more important roles.

Crowd seemed silent for majority of Lynch/Natty and no reaction for Young

He left with a Darren chant

[Volare]

HOW YOU DOIN?!?

[Danny Electric]

The club should just carry on and have members on both Raw and Smackdown

[Droford]

Finn Balor might as well debut in this match too

[Danny Electric]

Finn Balor might as well debut in this match too

I hope they don't do that

[Volare]

Club members on both sides and be allowed to trade members across the shows.

[Maluco]

He left with a Darren chant

Good sign, hoping that's the sort of thing that the draft will do, give people like him time to shine.

[Simple Fan]

Finn Balor might as well debut in this match too

I hope so

[Dark One]

Enzo pants have truck flap pin-ups. I shouldn't be surprised.

[Emperor Smeat]

One of these days someone in a Cena feud should bring out those little towels Cena has but with the oppsoite for a saying or to make fun of him.

Like AJ Styles could have his mini towels say "Give Up" or "Beat Up John Cena Day"

[Volare]

FUCKING YES ENZO lmfao!!!!

[Dark One]

One of these days someone in a Cena feud should bring out those little towels Cena has but with the oppsoite for a saying or to make fun of him.

Like AJ Styles could have his mini towels say "Give Up" or "Beat Up John Cena Day"

Beat Up Cena would fit nicely on a towel.

[Dark One]

Did they just try to bleep "crap?"

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Enzo

[Dark One]

John Cena's amazed face should just be in the back of every Enzo promo.

[Triple A]

funny

[Emperor Smeat]

Weird to censor out crap the first time but not the second time Enzo said it.

[Dark One]

Weird to censor out crap the first time but not the second time Enzo said it.

WWE is now rated Y7

[Maluco]

Dunno if I have seen anyone with potential to work the crowd like that since The Rock. Pretty exciting times for those guys.

[Dark One]

Really great that The Club got a ton just in time to not be a thing any more. Or have they had that for a while and I haven't noticed?

[Crimson]

Dont agree with the Club being seperated

[Volare]

AJ getting a heel chant...holy fucking shit.

[KIRA]

So basically saying Enzo has no future past the team

[Volare]

Byron makes this match so femme if yall know what I mean.

[KIRA]

Heard Aj call the spot with Enzo loud and clear

[Volare]

Love that spot!! :)

[Volare]

Now THAT was a nice DDT by Enzo.

[Savio]

I hate that "count of 9" spot of cena

[Volare]

Enzo all bad ass now. This is fucking great!!

[Emperor Smeat]

I hate that "count of 9" spot of cena

Yeah him and others really over do that 9 count routine.

[Volare]

Solid match.

[Poit]

This match is pretty awesome.

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably should have just made this a 1v1 match with Enzo/Cass as Cena's backup if the end goal was just for Cena to get the pin over Styles.

Match was really good though.

[Volare]

DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[Poit]

Probably should have just made this a 1v1 match with Enzo/Cass as Cena's backup if the end goal was just for Cena to get the pin over Styles.

I disagree. The match did a lot to make Enzo look good in the ring, more than just a great talker.

[Droford]

Randy wearing pants lol

[Volare]

Fuck Randy needs new music imo.

[slik]

Orton is wearing pants!? When was the last time this happened!?

[Dark One]

The three people in the world who bet on "Randy Orton will be wearing pants for the first time in four years" just made a ton of money.

[Poit]

Orton looks happy to be working for the first time in quite a while.

[Dark One]

JBL gets his "if you built a sports entertainer from the ground up" wedged in within 90 seconds of Orton returning.

[Volare]

No homo....Orton looks younger.

[Volare]

Orton runnin with the meme train.

[Simple Fan]

Fuck Randy needs new music imo.

Love his theme, has been my ring tone for like 2 years now.

[DaveWadding]

That new Orton shirt is pretty sweet #outtanowhere

[Evil Vito]

Suburban dad Orton scares me.

[Maluco]

Not a natural PG-face imo.

[Evil Vito]

Orton is wearing pants and Jericho is praising Steph. I don't know what is going on anymore.

[Dark One]

Not a natural PG-face imo.

#OrtonDon'tGiveAFuck #OuttaNowhere

[Volare]

BRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWKKKKKKKK



LLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Savio]

Chris Jericho has never had a match with Brock.

[Volare]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOT EM ORTON

[Volare]

HOLY SHIT PIPE BOMB

[Poit]

With Heyman's contract having expired...

Ladies and gentlemen! My name is Chris Jericho, and I am the advocate for the mayor of Suplex City, the beast incarnate, BRAAAAAAWK LESNAR, you stupid idiot.

[Maluco]

Wish this Jericho was 10 years younger and still full time. Best he has been in so long

[slik]

Orton with the P.E.D. joke

#ViperVille

[Dark One]

"No enhancement needed"

Burn of the year and literal mic drop.

Brock will now spike Orton on his head. But it was a good ride while it lasted.

[Dark One]

Orton with the P.E.D. joke

#ViperVille

#OrtonDon'tGiveAFuck #OuttaNowhere

[KIRA]

oh shit Orton going for the throat....and committing suicide

[Crimson]

Won't mind Jericho being Lesnars mouthpiece if Heyman doesnt return. Setting up a future Lesnar/Y2j match at least.

[Triple A]

Randy Orton's theme does seem really shitty

The Miz's theme also

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: Jericho

[Volare]

Roman's reaction should be interesting.

[Poit]

Goofy face Orton is best Orton.

http://www.stillrealtous.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/orton.gif

[Evil Vito]

Orton's had "Voices" as his theme for longer than he's had "Burn in My Light".

In fact...he's had it for twice as long. That seems so weird for some reason.

[Dark One]

Going to guess Roman boos will register as an earthquake at nearby geological facilities.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Orton talking shit about Fandango is not cool.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm hoping that starts the build to a WrestleMania match.

[Jordan]

That was a good segment

[Mr. Nerfect]

Orton's had "Voices" as his theme for longer than he's had "Burn in My Light".

In fact...he's had it for twice as long. That seems so weird for some reason.

Seems like he had Burn in My Light ages ago and for quite a short time. Dunno why.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Jericho is a God.