WWE RAW 8/8 feat. The YES! Man, Mr OUTTA NOWHERE Man?, & Owens resisting the urge to powerbomb Puff Daddy

[Heisenberg]

this chart could be off

[Dark One]

Club being the Club. A+++ segment

[Savio]

That segment was pretty funny.....Rare when WWE tries to be funny and succeeds.

[Lock Jaw]

I hope Balor has the most elaborate paint for Summerslam yet, and doesn't "phone it in"......

I know he has done it before, but the "evil eye" on his back would be good after that promo.......

[Innovator]

UNLEASH BROTHER SEX FERGUSON

[Simple Fan]

Dr. Gallows and Nurse Anderson was great. Ringpostitis.

[KIRA]

I do not see a lot of men buying this Nia Jax shirt:

http://shop.wwe.com/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-main/default/dw5bfee99c/images/large/W12076.jpg

Already getting one

[slik]

any1 hard rn

yeah @ demon mythology or Ireland

[RP]

Cant wait for the Chrisley Knows Best episode

[Dark One]

That segment was pretty funny.....Rare when WWE tries to be funny and succeeds.

Such is the power of Sex Ferguson and Gunka

[Lock Jaw]

Recovering from a "contusion"

[evanbrown]

other-owen, do you want to skype later with me and Ossman and Roxer? We are going to stream pornography.

[Dark One]

Contusion to the taint.

[Dark One]

I look forward to Dr. Gallows eliminating tag teams two balls at a time.

[Mercenary]

Demolition name drop!!!!!!!!! Holy shit!!!!!!!!!

[slik]

Is Demolition in the HOF?

[Emperor Smeat]

So are Gallows/Anderson going to collect Kofi's balls as a trophy?

[RP]

Did the guy with the horn just tell Kofi to " Wrap it up " ?
"

[Dark One]

I mean, technically that was a clean ending, but it wasn't that fulfilling.

Still, 4 for 7.

[slik]

Goldust walking around outside the same arena he had a BACKLOT BRAWL with Roddy Piper at

[KIRA]

The poor bastard in that Scooby suit must be sloshing around in his own sweat right now.

[Lock Jaw]

Is this the main event?

#NewEra

[RP]

The Oso's do press conferences.

[Poit]

I mean, technically that was a clean ending, but it wasn't that fulfilling.

Still, 4 for 7.

7/7 for 4?

[Lock Jaw]

Long wide-shots of the arena and all I can think is "Look at all those upside-down Ms"

[owenbrown]

other-owen, do you want to skype later with me and Ossman and Roxer? We are going to stream pornography.

no... I am going to unfriend you if you don't stop harassing me RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[slik]

kanefused about this as the main-event

[RP]

This can only end well if Foley pulls socko out and owns DB with it.

[Dark One]

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[slik]

Universal Championship Title Name is 100% a joke Mick

[RP]

Oh yay a Roman Reigns shit show ending. Cool

[RP]

Ok i have no clue whats going on now.

[Triple A]

Really like when Rusev stumbles on his words

[evanbrown]

no... I am going to unfriend you if you don't stop harassing me RIGHT FUCKING NOW

Ok, we can skype porn and rocket league, you choose

[Dark One]

Shit-stirrin' Daniel Bryan is best Daniel Bryan.

[RP]

Why cut away from Cesaro ripping away the suit? WTF

[Dark One]

If they hadn't just booked the Reigns match, maybe there'd be some doubt here

[Dark One]

Or maybe Roman took another hot piss during the last commercial break.

[owenbrown]

Ok, we can skype porn and rocket league, you choose

stop fucking harrassing me you stupid son of a bitch.

[weather vane]

Hmmmm. Somebody big comes out and ruins the match?

[Lock Jaw]

Really weird segment to lead to a Rusev/Cesaro match......

What exactly was the point in Daniel Bryan being there......


Thought for a moment that they were gonna negotiate a trade for Cesaro right there......

[owenbrown]

Or maybe Roman took another hot piss during the last commercial break.

what's the over/under on Roman Roids joining CHW?

[Black Widow]

This show is a joke when the highlight is a Guns N Roses reference!

[slik]

I ran to the restroom for 30 seconds. Someone fill me in: If Cesaro wins is Rollins/Balor a triple threat?

[Innovator]

Are they having Cesaro win and announce he defected to Smackdown?

[Simple Fan]

Cesaro should have to go to Smackdown Live if he loses.

[Dark One]

I ran to the restroom for 30 seconds. Someone fill me in: If Cesaro wins is Rollins/Balor a triple threat?

Cesaro cashed in his United States Championship Match in the Bank contract for beating Sheamus and called Foley a liar for hesitating.

[RP]

ok ok good. Still get Cesaro rip away suit

[slik]

Cesaro on SDLive would be amazing.

[Dark One]

Cesaro should have to go to Smackdown Live if he loses.

Cesaro would 100% just take the count out.

[slik]

Cesaro cashed in his United States Championship Match in the Bank contract for beating Sheamus and called Foley a liar for hesitating.

Ah! Thanks!

[Triple A]

I don't like how they keep saying "The Demon King"... 2 similar to The Demon Kane!!!!!!!!

[Simple Fan]

what's the over/under on Roman Roids joining CHW?

Sounds more like one of the Ring of Action guys names.

[slik]

Cesaro put his suit back on just so he could rip it off again.

[Black Widow]

I'll ask what happened Rusev is instant channel changer for me.

[slik]

WWE loves The Demon wrestlers gimmicks.

[Emperor Smeat]

Cesaro on SDLive would be amazing.

Smackdown does need more quality midcard help for the brand.

[Dark One]

This match is for the ownership of Dog Ziggler.

[slik]

The Demon Bray watching from somewhere

[Lock Jaw]

The Demon Lock Jaw watching from his couch

[Dark One]

The Demon Lock Jaw watching from his couch

Hellish

[owenbrown]

The Demon Cena

[Lock Jaw]

Ha ha Rusev's face

[slik]

The Demon Cena

Demon Cena seems to be in remission lately.

[Heisenberg]

Cesaro lifts

[slik]

@owenbrown - have you been watching SmackDown? Cena is way more tolerable on there (so far).

[Dark One]

Sigh.

[owenbrown]

@owenbrown - have you been watching SmackDown? Cena is way more tolerable on there (so far).

That won't last...

[Dark One]

4 for 8 on clean-ish finishes, which seems like an appropriate grade for this show.

[owenbrown]

fuck off Roman Roids

[Lock Jaw]

Roman Reigns, that bowly

[Poit]

Roman Reigns, as usual, making the save after it's no longer relevant.

[slik]

I am kanefused why Balor did not wrestle today. Same for Sami Zayn. Main-event was a strange choice for main-event.

RAW was not bad by any means but it was pretty boring.

[owenbrown]

DEAN. FUCKING. AMBROSE.

[Dark One]

Revising that score to 3 out of 8.

[owenbrown]

Roman Reigns, as usual, making the save after it's no longer relevant.

Somewhere, Nowhere Man is having a stroke.

[Dark One]

Somewhere, Nowhere Man is having a stroke.

Don't worry, Roman will be there after he's cremated.

[Emperor Smeat]

Good match overall but Cesaro losing feels more like a repeat of the Sandow MitB situation.

Ceasro abruptly loses his title shot to ensure it doesn't affect bigger plans for the US and/or Universal title.

[Simple Fan]

Really was no point in Daniel Bryan being there. Did some bragging and that's about it. Washoping to see him looking for potential trades. Dudleys and Cesaro should all be on Smackdown Live.

[Dark One]

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[Corkscrewed]

Totally the best part of the show. :lol:

[#BROKEN Hasney]

<------ This guy

Damn... what type of dickhead has a sign that says "Chick Magnet" pointing down to himself

[Evil Vito]

Enjoyed this show overall. I'm still not quite used to Raws where nearly all of the storylines that they have running get followed up on in a logical way.

[Ruien]

Raw waa fun. Hope Rusev turns face and Reigns turns heel. Only a asshole would crash a wedding celebration.

[Big Vic]

Yeah that was so odd for a face to do, it's not like they have some huge rivalry either.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Wasn't a fan of that Raw at all, felt like one before the split. Nothing progressed, nothing was made any more meaningful and the surprise main event had a screwy finish with Sheamus getting involved 3 times and Roman doing fuck all until after the match. Might have salvaged something if there was a surprise title change.

Guess they're just treading water until Summerslam as every story they have has already hit the main beats before the go home show even.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

The Finn thing seemed a bit dumb too.

"I'm foreign, let me tell you about my foreign ways" - No babyface that is about to win the title and have a successful run ever, 2016

[Anybody Thrilla]

I was bartending with this show on last night and a bunch of people who either VERY casually watch or don't watch at all were completely marking out during the Rusev segment. I just wanted to say that because I'm sure a lot of you hated it.

[Stickman]

I haven't really watched much Raw in years, but holy crap there were a lot of commercial breaks. Has it always been like that? I can't watch three hours with half of it being commercials.

[Lock Jaw]

With Seth Rollins calling out "the Demon King" for next week's RAW, do y'all think they give away Finn Balor's demon entrance on RAW?

I think they just might.

[Innovator]

I'll bet you 20.00 internet dollars that it's a fake demon/midget

[Lock Jaw]

You're on

[Big Vic]

I was bartending with this show on last night and a bunch of people who either VERY casually watch or don't watch at all were completely marking out during the Rusev segment. I just wanted to say that because I'm sure a lot of you hated it.
Which one?

[Cool King]

Byron Saxton should be Braun Strowman's next opponent.

I get the feeling that'll happen eventually.

Saxton will be in the ring interviewing Strowman's opponent, then the jobber becomes so scared when Strowman enters the ring that he runs away, leaving Saxton in the ring with Strowman.

With no opponent, Strowman decides to beat the crap out of Saxton.

[Cool King]

Ha ha Rusev's face

https://s10.postimg.org/4baycmn6x/1470724088062.gif

[Anybody Thrilla]

Which one?

Sorry, wedding

[drave]

Wasn't a fan of that Raw at all, felt like one before the split. Nothing progressed, nothing was made any more meaningful and the surprise main event had a screwy finish with Sheamus getting involved 3 times and Roman doing fuck all until after the match. Might have salvaged something if there was a surprise title change.

Guess they're just treading water until Summerslam as every story they have has already hit the main beats before the go home show even.


Yep, back to the SSDD fuckery that pushed me away. Last week felt great, felt fresh and almost like there was a "different direction" to take things.

Then Monday came along and said "Nope".