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08-21-2016, 12:15 AM
Yeah. Been meaning to post this. Just haven't gotten around to it. So we've all heard Ambrose's comments on the Stone Cold Podcast, and honestly it's not all that surprising. I've enjoyed Lesnars matches somewhat, but I feel like they've gotten progressively less exciting. So it comes out that Lesnar is lazy. Just wants to throw a few suplexes, an F-5 and then leave.
If that's true, and given his general attitude about everything I have no reason to doubt it, he can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
He outright admits to not giving a shit about anyone else, or the "art" behind wrestling, and is just there to show up a few times a year, let Paul talk, and get paid. He is pretty much one of the biggest alpha male assholes on the planet.
All that is perfectly fine. I can even respect the fact that he is up front and honest about it.
But if you're going to be that guy, AND you're going to half ass it when showtime comes, then get the fuck off my tv, and stay the fuck off. You've got people who've spent over a decade scratching and clawing just to get to the WWE, who would not only sell their organs for the spot that lesnar had at mania, but they would give you every last drop of blood sweat and tears to make it as memorable a match as possible. You have women fucking KILLING each other in that ring just to get a little more attention. Meanwhile, this farmboy fuck wants to throw a few suplexes and go home at the biggest show of the god damn year.
Brock Lesnar became a special attraction when he came back in 2013. But it's been over three years. It's still fun to see him come in and manhandle someone with german suplexes, but it ain't so special anymore that that alone can entertain me. Not when you've got everyone like owens, zayn, balor, bayley, sasha, etc etc cranking it up well past 11 in that ring.
Ambrose has heat for telling the truth about the guy on a podcast that only some of the fanbase is going to watch, and wasn't even that harsh when he said it. Meanwhile Brock cusses off script on live tv, on the most watched program of their family friendly product, and he won't even get a sideways glance, because the fucking space cadets that drew up Lesnar's contract thought it would be a good idea to give the biggest foul mouthed asshole on the planet free reign to say whatever the hell he wants.
So fuck off Brock Lesnar. I wouldn't miss you.
DISCLAIMER: Before everyone starts replying let me make a few things perfectly clear.
I am not suggesting WWE release Lesnar because he's Lazy. They'd be idiots to throw away one of their biggest draws.
I am not suggesting Brock quit, because if he can get away with making millions to just half ass it a few dates a year, he'd be an idiot not to.
I am not suggesting anything. I read about what Ambrose said, and I just think it sucks, and the situation is horse shit. This is just me ranting on how I feel about the horse shitty situation.
I realize that other people still love seeing him despite his lack of effort. More power to you.
But as far as I'm concerned I'd replace him with Stevie Richards, because at least he gives a fuck.
If that's true, and given his general attitude about everything I have no reason to doubt it, he can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
He outright admits to not giving a shit about anyone else, or the "art" behind wrestling, and is just there to show up a few times a year, let Paul talk, and get paid. He is pretty much one of the biggest alpha male assholes on the planet.
All that is perfectly fine. I can even respect the fact that he is up front and honest about it.
But if you're going to be that guy, AND you're going to half ass it when showtime comes, then get the fuck off my tv, and stay the fuck off. You've got people who've spent over a decade scratching and clawing just to get to the WWE, who would not only sell their organs for the spot that lesnar had at mania, but they would give you every last drop of blood sweat and tears to make it as memorable a match as possible. You have women fucking KILLING each other in that ring just to get a little more attention. Meanwhile, this farmboy fuck wants to throw a few suplexes and go home at the biggest show of the god damn year.
Brock Lesnar became a special attraction when he came back in 2013. But it's been over three years. It's still fun to see him come in and manhandle someone with german suplexes, but it ain't so special anymore that that alone can entertain me. Not when you've got everyone like owens, zayn, balor, bayley, sasha, etc etc cranking it up well past 11 in that ring.
Ambrose has heat for telling the truth about the guy on a podcast that only some of the fanbase is going to watch, and wasn't even that harsh when he said it. Meanwhile Brock cusses off script on live tv, on the most watched program of their family friendly product, and he won't even get a sideways glance, because the fucking space cadets that drew up Lesnar's contract thought it would be a good idea to give the biggest foul mouthed asshole on the planet free reign to say whatever the hell he wants.
So fuck off Brock Lesnar. I wouldn't miss you.
DISCLAIMER: Before everyone starts replying let me make a few things perfectly clear.
I am not suggesting WWE release Lesnar because he's Lazy. They'd be idiots to throw away one of their biggest draws.
I am not suggesting Brock quit, because if he can get away with making millions to just half ass it a few dates a year, he'd be an idiot not to.
I am not suggesting anything. I read about what Ambrose said, and I just think it sucks, and the situation is horse shit. This is just me ranting on how I feel about the horse shitty situation.
I realize that other people still love seeing him despite his lack of effort. More power to you.
But as far as I'm concerned I'd replace him with Stevie Richards, because at least he gives a fuck.