The August 2016 Wellness Policy Suspension Thread!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

It's the hottest party of the summer! For DRUGS that is! There's rumored to be 6-12 or something like that to come. Hopefully it's not [favourite wrestler] but fuck that [hated wrestler], he was clearly always on drugs!

Already Gotten Got (30 days unless noted)

Alberto Del Rio http://www.wwe.com/article/alberto-del-rio-suspended?sf33614525=1
Paige http://www.wwe.com/article/paige-suspended?sf33655246=1
Eva Marie AKA the Pusher http://www.wwe.com/article/wwe-suspends-eva-marie?sf33737506=1

RUMORS

Sasha Banks - Started swirling when the odds on her winning dropped before Summerslam

FAKE

Randy Orton - Old link being passed around

WHO YOU GOT? Use this to predict who is being busted and someone may rep you if you're right. Maybe. Probably not me though.

[Fignuts]

Dolph?

Clean loss after all that hype makes him look worse than ever. Doesn't make sense, unles he's going away for a bit, but WWE books nonsensically at times so dunno.

[Ruien]

A bunch of dives not named Charlotte and Becky.

[Ruien]

Maybe Rusev. God I hope not. Really hope he is just going to become a face.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Maybe Rusev. God I hope not. Really hope he is just going to become a face.

I was thinking Rusev, but I don't think they'd have kept the belt on him. Unless both him and Reigns were busted. I'm still thinking:

Banks
Simon Gotch
Dana Brooke
Baron Corbin
Sin Cara
Titus

Based on nothing but GUT FEEL

[Innovator]

Oh well good that the Orton one was fake, came to DELETEDELETEDELETE the thread but it's gone already

[Innovator]

Banks might be just hurt

[Blonde Moment]

Banks might be just hurt

Talk floating around was that the title change was planned si she could heal up some nagging injuries but who knows?

[Innovator]

Yeah I heard her back considering she folds herself up twice every match

[Sixx]

sascha banks is snoop dogg's cousin, ain't she?

why even bother checking her piss

[Blonde Moment]

Yeah I heard her back considering she folds herself up twice every match

If they are going to loet them wrestle as hard as the guys they need to make sure they know how to protect themselves.

[slik]

Hopefully only wrestlers I don't like


Sheamus
Baron Corbin
The Big Show
Jimmy Uso
Jey Uso
Apollo Crews

[Evil Vito]

I was thinking Rusev, but I don't think they'd have kept the belt on him. Unless both him and Reigns were busted. I'm still thinking:

Banks
Simon Gotch
Dana Brooke
Baron Corbin
Sin Cara
Titus

Based on nothing but GUT FEEL

All of those seem plausible.

[Evil Vito]

If Simon Gotch is one of them, I could see him getting released outright. The Vaudevillians haven't won since the botch with Enzo, and while it was a mistake Austin going on his podcast and saying Gotch fucked up and was reckless probably didn't help his cause. Then he supposedly had that fight backstage with Sin Cara. This might be his only Wellness violation but it could be good as his third strike in the company's eyes.

Might actually be a good thing for Aiden English as it's clear the Vaudevillians aren't ever going to be pushed as is. I could see him finding success as the de-facto solo comedy heel on the blue brand. Let the man sing, dammit!

[Evil Vito]

Baron Corbin might stand the most to lose by getting suspended, even moreso than Sasha who is good enough that she's always going to be near the top of the Women's division. Corbin I think was going to move on to a Cena feud after wrapping up his business with Kalisto at Backlash.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Corbin I think was going to move on to a Cena feud after wrapping up his business with Kalisto at Backlash.

After his last business with Kalisto, I hope he wrapped up...

[Evil Vito]

Baron Corbin to be drafted to Raw and sodomize Michael Cole.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Banks might be just hurt

There’s a reason Sasha Banks has been removed from listings for upcoming events … Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned The Boss is dealing with a back issue.


Sources with direct knowledge tell us Sasha is scheduled for an evaluation with doctors at the beginning of September, due to pain she’s dealing with in the lower lumbar section of her back.

http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/sasha-banks-medical-evaluation-back/#.V7r-pZMrJE4?platform=hootsuite

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Can't imagine how she got injured though

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cqa7-5nUMAAtHgo.jpg

[Volare]

Sasha is the female Gumby. (Not in a bad way mind you!!)

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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When a long-time source tells you that this week will leave a "long-lasting black eye on the sport", you listen. That's all I got for now...

Ha-Has Cena gotten got?

[Big Vic]

I'm guessing Mauro Ranallo is #1 on the list.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm guessing Mauro Ranallo is #1 on the list.

I FIRST SAW DRUGS WHEN I WAS WATCHING NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING IN JAPAN. JAPAN.

[Volare]

Watch it be all the ex TNA/ROH guys.

[Jordan]

There up to 13 potential suspensions rumored.

[Emperor Smeat]

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Ha-Has Cena gotten got?

Depends on WWE's definition but think Cena now counts as part-time once he redid his deal to work only a few house shows from now on. Would be exempt from testing if true.

Might be related more to the perception WWE's own testing being a joke overall and the rumor of them being embarrassed from the ridicule when Lesnar got busted in UFC. They did a surprise round of testing and caught a lot of people as an unintended consequence.

[Vastardikai]

Good time for it: It's the slow time of the year.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

They surely must be happening tonight?

Removing Titus and adding Apollo Crews to the list since he wasn't featured on SD at all.

[Evil Vito]

I'm thinking The Vaudevillians are safe otherwise they might've been plugged into Breezango or The Ascension's role on SD to get them out of the tourney on the first night. So possibly one or more members of the teams that wrestled last night got popped.

If Konnor is one of them it'd be his second suspension this year.