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TheFallenOneX
09-20-2016, 09:29 AM
Are they on a collision course with each other, going through jobber after jobber, only to look into each other's murderous eyes and see a wellspring or attraction and lust, eventually leading us to the next evolution of RAW matches, the inter-gender squash match. Thoughts/Comments?

Mr. Nerfect
09-20-2016, 09:31 AM
If this were 2003, almost definitely.

Ruien
09-20-2016, 10:14 AM
Maybe in 4 months after they both lose their appeal a monsters and need to go into a comedy gimmick.

Mr. Nerfect
09-20-2016, 10:20 AM
Yeah, or that.

Evil Vito
09-20-2016, 10:24 AM
They will be dancing in a few months.

Evil Vito
09-20-2016, 10:25 AM
In all seriousness though, after listening to his podcast appearance I could totally see Strowman having a gimmick of "friendly Southern giant" down the line.

Mr. Nerfect
09-20-2016, 10:30 AM
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Black Widow
09-20-2016, 10:45 AM
They will be irrelevant this time next year.

Anybody Thrilla
09-20-2016, 02:16 PM
I'm not really sure where it's leading, but I somehow have found myself really enjoying Braun Stroman recently. Jax, I'm not quite sold on yet. It was kinda cool when she but Alicia through that barricade, though.

Mercenary
09-20-2016, 02:59 PM
Hasn't Bo been beating up jobbers too?

Anybody Thrilla
09-20-2016, 03:03 PM
I bolieve so.

Rammsteinmad
09-20-2016, 03:51 PM
Stroman will probably face Undertaker at Wrestlemania coz nobody else is anywhere near that level and they'll try and build him up as an unstoppable monster.

By the following Wrestlemania, he'll be entering the Andre the Giant Battle Royal as a dancing comedy act. Only to get eliminated after the usual "who's gonna throw him out?!?!?" cliche.

Cool King
09-20-2016, 04:21 PM
Yeah, this time next year I expect to see Strowman tagging and dancing with Rich Swann.

Mr. Nerfect
09-20-2016, 06:06 PM
I hope their gimmick is that they own a pub together: The Swann and Paedo.

mike adamle
09-21-2016, 12:33 AM
I'm surprised they haven't given Nia Jax the old gimmick that Albert used to have where he wouldn't shave and the fans would chant "shave your back."

Imagine if Nia starts wearing the Mickie James style skirts and stops shaving, and you have bush coming out of the edges. Fans would be chanting "shave your vag" instead of shave your back at her at least.

mike adamle
09-21-2016, 02:05 PM
I'd imagine she'd grow the bush out for years, maybe decades. There's always the possible scenario where they start calling her bushpunzel, and as she'd be paired up with Braun, he'd have someone in a submission and she'd pull out her 4' of braided pubes and Braun would grab them and use them for leverage as his opponent would scream in pain.

I'm guessing that'd also be a good opportunity for Cesaro to give Nia Jax the giant swing using her bush braids instead of her legs.

Big Vic
09-21-2016, 02:13 PM
Well I think that's it for this thread.

#ShutItDown

mike adamle
09-21-2016, 02:26 PM
Yeah that's the perfect gimmick, I don't see anyone topping that

Mr. Nerfect
09-23-2016, 07:18 AM
mike adamle has spoken.

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