LIVE Coverage of Court Case - Dixie Carter vs Billy Corgan for TNA ownership!

[Emperor Smeat]

So does the loser of this match get deleted from TNA by a giant eraser?

[slik]

smelly if u got a stream hit me up <3

[Evil Vito]

Yeah they all went down right as Broken Matt Hardy was set to come out. Shitfucks.

[slik]

ok it's back,

someone is wearing a pumpkin and just spit in jeff hardy's face

http://www.vipbox.nu/boxing/420525/3/tna-bound-for-glory-2016-live-stream-online.html

[slik]

matt hardy/abyss fighting outside

[Rollermacka]

AHHH KING OF THE ROAD MATCH!!!!

[slik]

matt hardy's flying droid just attacked rosemary, matt hardy set abyss's weapon fire

[slik]

Jeff Hardy beating crazy steve with an umbrella

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: ref botched the count. Rosemary wasn't even close to breaking up the pin

[Evil Vito]

Blown spot on the nearfall.

[slik]

the fighting is back in the ring and the Hardy's have dominated the decay for a while now

[Evil Vito]

This place might riot if the Hardyz lose.

[Evil Vito]

....he got deleted

[Evil Vito]

Now for them to answer The New Day's challenge tomorrow.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Should have made it a Lashey wins match.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Time for Cody and Brandi Rhodes?*

*legally has to be called that.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Or did they cancel Cody/Brandi Plane?

[slik]

Maria vs Gail Kim

[slik]

Where is Cody RHodes?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Where is Cody RHodes?

Meekmahon: Cody.

[slik]

Gail Kimberly defeats Maria "Glamasaurus" Kanellis for the Knockouts title!

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

WWE advanced enough to change the name to woman's championship. Tits and Ass Shitpack still calls them Knockouts. It's sad,

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

CODY TIME?!

[Evil Vito]

Brandi looking unbelievable as always.

[Evil Vito]

TROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLETROUBLE

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

he's a bathturd

[slik]

I like Cody's white ring gear/jacket

[Evil Vito]

Lashley's WWE run was such a disappointment.

[Evil Vito]

:lol: Spear during intros

[Emperor Smeat]

:lol: at the intro to the title match.

[Evil Vito]

Wrestlers should never wear the same ring gear. Now I can't distinguish the competitors from one another :shifty:

[slik]

grainy but w/e

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctz1---VYAAWszU.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctz2JM3UMAA6d8l.jpg

[Evil Vito]

Not for nothing but I wonder how far Derrick Bateman would have gotten in WWE were he given an actual role on the main roster after NXT.

I remember wanting a Bryan/Bateman tag title run so badly :o although that not happening gave rise to Team Hell No.

[Emperor Smeat]

Was that a botch by EC3?

[slik]

I swear 90% of the roster tonight has worn white trunks, even Gail Kim

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctz4uWRVMAApnWA.jpg

[Tom Guycott]

grainy but w/e

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ctz1---VYAAWszU.jpg



... is that a penciled in mustache on the tron?

[Emperor Smeat]

Not for nothing but I wonder how far Derrick Bateman would have gotten in WWE were he given an actual role on the main roster after NXT.

I remember wanting a Bryan/Bateman tag title run so badly :o although that not happening gave rise to Team Hell No.

Probably low mid-card at best considering how poorly WWE has handled the majority of NXT call ups.

Him going to TNA and the EC3 persona has done wonders for revitalizing his career.

[Evil Vito]

Nice to see Josh Mathews hasn't broken the WWE habit of spoiling every nearfall.

[Emperor Smeat]

Lashley pulling off a spear from the top rope was pretty cool.

[Evil Vito]

That was a nice finish.

[slik]

Wait that is the end!?

[slik]

Lashley bets EC3 clean, show ends...

[Emperor Smeat]

http://i.imgur.com/BHBrcR8.jpg

[Dark One]

– During the second round of the Aron Rex vs. Eddie Edwards match at TNA Bound for Glory, the lights went out. Fans began to chant “Pay Your Lighting Bill” and a dim light was used for the next minute before the main lights came back.

Classic TNA.

[Dark One]

Apparently TNA managed to get enough funds from their mysterious new investor to last till the end of this year.

The LAW has spoken to someone familiar with the situation that is going on and while they could not comment on the financing of this week’s shows, did confirm to us that the pay-per-view and tapings will happen this week. It was also told to us that the New York Post story was accurate in that neither Billy Corgan nor the WWE are involved with the financing for these tapings.

TNA will be taping all week long and if you figure in two episodes per night, that would put TNA through to the end of 2016 with their tapings and give them the rest of the year to sort out of the ownership situation, if there is no announcement tonight or over the next week.

This is really the best possible outcome.

This gives me six more months to make fun of stupid shit TNA has done and will continue to do. Thank you kind, anonymous benefactor who is absolutely not Jeff Jarrett with his gold pyramid scheme.

[Dark One]

For that reference, I present GLOBAL FORCE GOLD:

http://i.imgur.com/w2DwcBT.png

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[Tom Guycott]

http://i.imgur.com/BHBrcR8.jpg

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

... uh, are those the Triforce boots she's rocking? I'm having a hard time concentrating on the non-white parts of her gear.

Also, was "get ring boots with the name of the company on them for every company I appear in" on Cody's checklist somewhere?

Okay, eyes back to Brandi.

:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:

[Mr. Nerfect]

So I wouldn't even need to wear a rubber? :naughty:

Mr. Tiffany.

http://polaris.hs.llnwd.net/o40/vic/2017/img/community/stories/carousel/large/victory-rider-blog-youthful-wheelies-pay-off-for-joe-dryden/photo-2.jpg

She also had a kid in 2014, and then later claims to have found Jesus. I hope it was Carlton's kid.

[Tom Guycott]

This is really the best possible outcome.

This gives me six more months to make fun of stupid shit TNA has done and will continue to do. Thank you kind, anonymous benefactor who is absolutely not Jeff Jarrett with his gold pyramid scheme.

As long as "anonymous benefactor" doesn't become an angle.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Brandi Rhodes is absolutely gorgeous. I'm curious to see if she can go in the ring. Isn't she training with Chris Hero? That's a great start.

[Dark One]

As long as "anonymous benefactor" doesn't become an angle.

I feel like you've never heard of TNA.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The anonymous benefactor will be like three different people at three different stages over the next set of tapings.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I could seriously see it being Cody Rhodes.

[Tom Guycott]

Eli Drake looks like he's trying to be The Rock with his movements.

And his promos. Like total original ironic "People's Champ"/usurping the NOD from Farooq era, not when he blew up and turned face because he was super over.

Seriously, he might as well get a ripoff of the bull arm tat as well.

[Tom Guycott]

I feel like you've never heard of TNA.

I feel like you should STFU and let me dream that there is some semblance of common sense somewhere in the company.

Yeah, they'll likely prove me wrong, and go into this "Who is the benefactor?" crap that eats up airtime that could otherwise be used to try to build a sandcastle out of this mud... but maybe they'll have more sense than that for once. Maybe.

[Tom Guycott]

The anonymous benefactor will be like three different people at three different stages over the next set of tapings.

And they'll bring back Joseph Park, Esq. to investigate on behalf of The Law Offices of Park, Park, and Park. Nevermind Decay, that's a whole separate thing. Different guy. No kay-fab!

The fact that this bullshit is more plausible than what I just wrote about holding out hope they have more sense than to do this saddens me.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And his promos. Like total original ironic "People's Champ"/usurping the NOD from Farooq era, not when he blew up and turned face because he was super over.

Seriously, he might as well get a ripoff of the bull arm tat as well.

Does he really? Ha! All I really knew about the guy was that he was on The Rock's reality show. I just went to look him up on Wikipedia again and the dude has been doing this for fourteen years. Holy shit. That's way too long to be that...not good. I imagine that the WWE saw that there was nothing to develop and thus let him go in 2014.

But man, did he so badly want to be The Rock? His acting was so over the top. He's a heel, so the super-expressive selling has its place, but he's not Rock, so he can't get away with it.

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Holy shit, is this promo fucking awful or what? "YAH!" What the fuck? What it is with people in TNA trying to be purposefully bad? He's confident at talking, but the whole "Yah!" and "That's just a fact of life" catchphrase attempt is just...so horrendously bad.

Drake couldn't condition Pavlov's dogs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He reminds me of a more annoying Mr. Kennedy too. He also looks eerily like J.K. Simmons.

[Mr. Nerfect]

http://content7.flixster.com/rtactor/39/69/39697_pro.jpg https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vqbBRIggReI/maxresdefault.jpg

[Mr. Nerfect]

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This one is better, but it's still go that stupid "Let me talk to ya..." at the start. He's very...bland. He's just there and he's trying soooo hard to get noticed.

[Simple Fan]

I love his catchphrases.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I've revised my list of talent WWE might possibly want from TNA down to:

* Abyss
* Bobby Lashley
* Crazzy Steve (NXT)
* Jeff Hardy
* Drew McIntyre
* EC3
* Cherry Bomb (NXT)
* Gail Kim (but I don't think she'd go)
* Jade (NXT)
* Raquel (NXT)
* Rosemary (NXT)
* Sienna (NXT)
* McKenzie Mitchell
* Brian Hebner (if they decide to forgive him for helping his daddy and uncle sell t-shirts)

They will probably take Matt Hardy eventually, but I think they are smart enough to realize that the money is in Jeff Hardy and when he cools to bring back The Hardys.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I love his catchphrases.

We've established that your taste is...niche.

[Mr. Nerfect]

He's like a worse Miz.

[Tom Guycott]

He reminds me of a more annoying Mr. Kennedy too. He also looks eerily like J.K. Simmons.

Should just start doing Cave Johnson promos. Would be less annoying than his "DUMMIES, YEAH!" schtick.

[Simple Fan]

TNA obviously sees something in him. Don't see how you can call the guy bland at all. His catchphrases may be a little corny but he's one of the better talkers in TNA.

[Simple Fan]

He's like a worse Miz.

Miz is awesome but I'll agree with the Miz comparison. Do you think the Miz is bland as well?

[Tom Guycott]

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This one is better, but it's still go that stupid "Let me talk to ya..." at the start. He's very...bland. He's just there and he's trying soooo hard to get noticed.

"Let me talk to ya..." and "... fact of life." isn't so bad... IF he didn't do it exactly the same way ALL the goddamn time.

This on top of the 3 point thing EVERYTIME he says his name, "DUMMY, YEAH", "WHEN I SAY DUMMY... I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS TALKING TO ME" shit makes him hard to listen to. And his delivery is, as I said before, way too similar to a Rock promo. It is like he's a dollar store Rocky.

Dollar Tree Eli Miavia.

Him being on some show with The Rock is news to me. But it makes sense, now. Maybe he got some "advice" or "coaching"... but it kinda stinks of knockoff. Kinda like anyone familiar with music around the mid 90's where Babyface could do no wrong, and you could tell who he had signed to his company, because any song written by him "sounded" like him in performance- most notably with Toni Braxton and the debut of Jon B. (who sounded so much like him, that nobody could originally tell which verse was Jon's and which verse was Babyface without seeing the video for "Someone To Love"). Point is, if he *did* get help, it was more a curse than a gift, because he comes off as more a TNA carbon copy than someone who got a few pointers to try help his career trajectory. It would do the same damage if he was on "Hogan Knows Best", and then showed up in TNA and was all "Brother" this and "Dude" that.

He is apparently comfortable on the stick, he just needs to dial back on that cringeworthy catchphrasy shit by about three notches and find more of his own "voice". You're a heel, shithead, stop pandering for the chants and reactions: just ignore it.

TL;DR - the guy has what it takes to be a huge star for TNA, BUT not when you try to force it like he does and oh-so obviously apes one of the biggest names in wrestling history to do it.

[Tom Guycott]

Unrelated to anything else I wrote:

Love the piano mashup of Team Extreme/Live For The Moment/Moonlight Sonata/Obsolete... delightful!

Also at Live For The Moment, I thought about Matt's Anti-Bullying Video. Win-win.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

I'm here for the MAIN EVENT of Hardys V Decay.

Well, I can't even bother watching it and I'm just listening to New Legacy Inc talk over it.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Piano version of OBSOLETE is fantastic

[#BROKEN Hasney]

ACHYA ACHYA ACHYA

Match sounds fun

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Ahhhh, Jeff Hardy's backyard gimmicks.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

FIREBALL

Matt Hardy is literally the best

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[#BROKEN Hasney]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Just had a MONUMENTAL PREMONITION.<br><br>I've seen the aftermath of the <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/GreatWar?src=hash">#GreatWar</a> at <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoundForGlory?src=hash">#BoundForGlory</a>.<br><br>I also saw where I'll be on Monday night. <a href="https://t.co/sc5QcmWUPP">pic.twitter.com/sc5QcmWUPP</a></p>&mdash; #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/781366176454672384">September 29, 2016</a></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">[VIDEO] MeekMahan will ejaculate with joy while viewing this MAJESTIC &amp; MAGICAL <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/HouseHardy?src=hash">#HouseHardy</a> <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/BoundForGlory?src=hash">#BoundForGlory</a> entrance. <a href="https://t.co/w7qWRVdLHo">pic.twitter.com/w7qWRVdLHo</a></p>&mdash; #BROKEN Matt Hardy (@MATTHARDYBRAND) <a href="https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/782843068638781440">October 3, 2016</a></blockquote>
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[#BROKEN Hasney]

FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY, INDULGE YOUR ADEECTION

SPOT MONKEY JEFF

[#BROKEN Hasney]

http://i.imgur.com/tecIo61.gif

[Big Vic]

I Feel like the "Investor" is Dixie using one of those "Quick Cash Loans" scams you see on late night TV.

[slik]

lol probably

[Dark One]

I Feel like the "Investor" is Dixie using one of those "Quick Cash Loans" scams you see on late night TV.

Knowing Dixie, she probably pretended to be Native American and got a 90%-110% APR loan from Western Sky.

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[Sepholio]

I know who the investor is:
http://keepthemiddleclassalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rich-monopoly-man.jpg

[Dark One]

Can't wait for Stock Native American Woman to be revealed as the new CFO OF IMPACT WRESTLING~!

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Random quote from someone else I read:

Wwe has spent 3 years trying to get roman over

Matt hardy has gotten his son, his Gardner, a boat and a drone over in 6 months

[Dark One]

Also the catchphrases "DELETE" "Delightful!" etc. are all more over than "believe that!"

[Big Vic]

Can't wait for Stock Native American Woman to be revealed as the new CFO OF IMPACT WRESTLING~!

I smell some sort of Wrestling Federation/Casino hybrid

[Sepholio]

Also the catchphrases "DELETE" "Delightful!" etc. are all more over than "believe that!"

Yeah I absolutely love that there are DELETE DELETE DELETE chants at WWE events now.

[Dark One]

I smell some sort of Wrestling Federation/Casino hybrid

SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL!

Feast or Fired Slot Machine

Reverse Battle Roulette

[Simple Fan]

Dixie's parent probably just footed the bill for Bound for Glory and the tapings with the guarantee that Dixie sales the company.

[Big Vic]

SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL!

Feast or Fired Slot Machine

Reverse Battle Roulette

I expect Vinnie Vegas to get a huge push.

[Dark One]

LET'S REMEMBER SOME MORE TNA!

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Oops. Sorry. That was UPW.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

TNA is saved by CashNet USA Man. He will be the next John Cena.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

How was that their WrestleMania? Seemed like a regular ppv. They deserve to be DELETED BY MEEKMAHON!

[mike adamle]

Rumor has it Hillary Clinton is the mystery funder, according to the AP Press she did it to try to convert wrestling fans to vote for her.

[Simple Fan]

They only do two a year now. Personally I feel Slammiversary should be their WM.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Nah, Slammiversary shouldn't even be a ppv.

"Hey we survived another year let's celebrate!" is something losers do.

[Dark One]

Speaking from experience? I trust you're the authority on this matter.

#MeanestPoster2016

[Mr. Nerfect]

TNA obviously sees something in him. Don't see how you can call the guy bland at all. His catchphrases may be a little corny but he's one of the better talkers in TNA.

Fan, TNA are fucking stupid. They chose Bubba the Love Sponge over Awesome Kong. You cannot objectively tell me that TNA seeing something in a guy is any form of qualitative endearment.

He's confident on the mic, but so is Miz. So was Kennedy. So was Road Dogg. So is Orton. So is Triple H. So is the comic at your local club. So is the racist down at the pub. Some people confuse being a confident talker with being a good talker, and some people confuse being a good talker with being a good promo. Saying "Yeah!" over and over again until a parrot repeats it does not sell television or pay-per-view.

Miz is awesome but I'll agree with the Miz comparison. Do you think the Miz is bland as well?

Miz is...it's tough. There are times where I have gotten into him. When he was Mr. Money in the Bank I quite enjoyed him, for example. He tanked business though. People are gushing over him at the moment, because he cut one goodish promo. I think that's just conditioning to the modern scripted era.

Promos are supposed to be from the heart. They're supposed to sell yourself, your opponenet and your match to an audience. Miz may have successfully done that on Talking Smack, but I think it stands out because no one else is cutting real promos...at all.

I think expectations have always been tremendously low for The Miz, so when he does something average people think it's good, and when he does something good, people think it's great. That's why he always tends to sink below whatever station he is pushed to. He'd make a great manager, because he can talk, probably understands what a good promo is, can bump, and won't steal the spotlight from the stars, because he's just not that good.

I've also really liked his commentary. He really puts guys over. If he could focus on that once his in-ring career is done, I can one day see him calling a WrestleMania to be honest.

"Let me talk to ya..." and "... fact of life." isn't so bad... IF he didn't do it exactly the same way ALL the goddamn time.

This on top of the 3 point thing EVERYTIME he says his name, "DUMMY, YEAH", "WHEN I SAY DUMMY... I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, I WAS TALKING TO ME" shit makes him hard to listen to. And his delivery is, as I said before, way too similar to a Rock promo. It is like he's a dollar store Rocky.

Dollar Tree Eli Miavia.

Him being on some show with The Rock is news to me. But it makes sense, now. Maybe he got some "advice" or "coaching"... but it kinda stinks of knockoff. Kinda like anyone familiar with music around the mid 90's where Babyface could do no wrong, and you could tell who he had signed to his company, because any song written by him "sounded" like him in performance- most notably with Toni Braxton and the debut of Jon B. (who sounded so much like him, that nobody could originally tell which verse was Jon's and which verse was Babyface without seeing the video for "Someone To Love"). Point is, if he *did* get help, it was more a curse than a gift, because he comes off as more a TNA carbon copy than someone who got a few pointers to try help his career trajectory. It would do the same damage if he was on "Hogan Knows Best", and then showed up in TNA and was all "Brother" this and "Dude" that.

He is apparently comfortable on the stick, he just needs to dial back on that cringeworthy catchphrasy shit by about three notches and find more of his own "voice". You're a heel, shithead, stop pandering for the chants and reactions: just ignore it.

TL;DR - the guy has what it takes to be a huge star for TNA, BUT not when you try to force it like he does and oh-so obviously apes one of the biggest names in wrestling history to do it.

He may have been mentored, but I think a part of it might have just been TNA hiring him because they read his Wikipedia page, are horny for anything resembling "fame," and told him to act like The Rock.

He does need to find his own voice, and his comfort on the mic will make that easier for him if he chooses to do it, and he doesn't cling to this shtick that a few mutants in the Impact Zone follow.

[Tom Guycott]

I Feel like the "Investor" is Dixie using one of those "Quick Cash Loans" scams you see on late night TV.

I know who the investor is:
http://keepthemiddleclassalive.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/rich-monopoly-man.jpg

Can't wait for Stock Native American Woman to be revealed as the new CFO OF IMPACT WRESTLING~!

Suspiciously missing from this conversation is Lock Jaw.

Not content with being Anonymous RAW GM, he now seeks his fortune as Anonymous TNA Benefactor.

[Lock Jaw]

IT WAS ME, TPWW!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, TPWW!

[Droford]

This just made me realize that WCW never paid off the DDP angle where he was homeless and suddenly he came into money through a mysterious benefactor..

Lol

[Dark One]

Lock Jaw must have gotten tired of throwing away his money with pogs and Jimmy Olsen comics.

[Emperor Smeat]

Update regarding TNA's roster once again found out about TNA's money problems and mysterious new investor because of the sheets and not because management told them anything.

Also seems like instead of having enough money to last for the rest of the year, TNA only got enough money to last till the end of November.

None of the TNA talent have been told anything about funding. Even though everyone expected to hear something, nothing was told to talent, management or staff last night and whoever and however the funding came in to do the TNA tapings has been kept secret. The line about Billy Corgan in the Drew Galloway interview was something he was told to acknowledge as they wanted something along the lines on the show where it would be subtly said Corgan wants to buy the company. The good thing for TNA as far as imminent issues, after taping this week, they are seemingly okay until at least the end of November.

[Tom Guycott]

As for the #BROKEN stuff getting more over than Roman, it's simple: it got over on its own terms.

People who are fans of it, legitimate or ironically, bought into it completely in all of its hokey pleasure. It is what it is. Meanwhile, Roman is hand-picked to be in the mold of a highly marketable superstar, and it is super obvious that he's hand-picked to be in the mold of a superstar, but the majority of the fans aren't buying into it whatsoever.

Goes back to my "franchise quarterback" analogy I made about something else (though I can't remember what). Matt is that QB who has been around the league, rode pine behind several starters, including his brother, then found his squad to become the leader of by doing his own thing with no pressure behind. Didn't happen overnight. Reigns was groomed from day one* to specifically pick up the mantle from Cena; and anything else in the world be damned. Ask Tim Tebow how well that works.

Matt developed this character. Developed this character. Developed character. Developed. Character. Developed this character; a persona OF a persona. Changed the perception of his brother from attention hog into his lackey/heavy, incorporated his wife, his son, his "gardener", a drone, and A GODDAMN BOAT into a mythos that has taken a life of its own. Add in the Sharknado level of camp and production value to their backstage stuff specifically that it's better/worse that Lucha Underground at the same time. All of this clicks. Especially with developed characters.

Then there's Roman. He's "The Guy" don't you know. Bray hated him for reasons. He barely survived a Lesnar onslaught... aaaaand... uhhh... he was a dick to Rusev and his wife...? So, in about two years, he went from silent heavy to... a dick? And not a dick in any memorable, despicable, or redeeming way. Just a dick.

And he wears a chest protector. Not as well as D'Lo, who made an angle out of it. Hell, D'Lo had more character in midcard hell (chest protector frog splashes *maybe* should be banned, Euro-Continental Champion, cocky head bobble/smirk, was Mark Henry's friend to help him "get in shape") than this guy we are supposed to just fellate as a main event level talent. I literally just remembered more about D'Lo did as a character than this dude that WWE currently wants to be their figurehad. That's a problem.

The Roman Empire is what WWE thinks fans want. #BROKEN is what fans want. I mean that more figuratively than literally.

[Tom Guycott]

This just made me realize that WCW never paid off the DDP angle where he was homeless and suddenly he came into money through a mysterious benefactor..

Lol

Op... there you go. It's me, it's me, it's D. D. P.

He bought TNA with yoga money.

RIB TAPE ALL AROUND!

[Tom Guycott]

IT WAS ME, TPWW!

IT WAS ME ALL ALONG, TPWW!



Aw, son of a BITCH!

[Fignuts]

WCW didn't follow up on something.

That is super weird.

[mike adamle]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ct4eIIsWAAAPaKl.jpg

Spoiler from the TV tapings that weren't supposed to happen. New Champion. Good for him, he deserves it. The sell out crowd looks pumped. Can't believe they let all the fans into the ring like that.

Real weird they just let a dude in with just his tighty whiteys on though.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

lol at the TNA name generator producing the result that is almost poetry

Aron Rex defeated Baron Dax

[Simple Fan]

Really tempted to click the spoilers but will hold out and watch.

[Evil Vito]

My condolences.

[Damian Rey 2.0]

I don't know who that is

[Evil Vito]

It's...

BAYLEY!!!!!


Nah, it's Eddie Edwards

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, wait...

Did they put the Impact Grand Championship on Aron Rex just to switch it over to Eddie Edwards? HAHAHAHAHA!

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, Broken is not more over than Roman Reigns. Less than 10% of the WWE's audience watches Impact each week. I wonder how many people even know that Matt Hardy is still wrestling? I've been completely disengaged by the WWE product recently, but even I'm not going to go that far.

TNA is like a cult. Even Jim Jones was over within his cult.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Even TNA's World Champion is looking to jump ship. Bobby Lashley was on JR's podcast and, despite being the one to walk away from WWE, said that he's super-keen on a return and the ball is completely in WWE's court.

[mike adamle]

Wait, wait...

Did they put the Impact Grand Championship on Aron Rex just to switch it over to Eddie Edwards? HAHAHAHAHA!

No.

Eddie Edwards beat Lashley, he's the world champion.

[Mr. Nerfect]

:lol: That's even worse.

[Mr. Nerfect]

My guess is that Lashley is leaving. Why didn't they just put the belt on EC3 the night before?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Also, Broken is not more over than Roman Reigns. Less than 10% of the WWE's audience watches Impact each week. I wonder how many people even know that Matt Hardy is still wrestling? I've been completely disengaged by the WWE product recently, but even I'm not going to go that far.

TNA is like a cult. Even Jim Jones was over within his cult.

There were louder DELETE chants than Roman Reigns chants at Summerslam.

[Emperor Smeat]

TNA majority owner Dixie Carter held a locker room meeting last night prior to the TNA Impact Wrestling taping in Orlando, Florida. According to several sources we have spoken to, Carter spoke to talents about a number of different issues and allowed talents to ask questions.

One of the issues we were told was discussed was regarding late payments to the talents and Carter stated that there are times were payments are made late, stating that is because the company is waiting for money they are owed to come in.

Carter was also asked about rumors that WWE was about to buy the promotion. Carter, we are told, acknowledged that WWE did want to purchase but stated that she would not let that happen, although she could have. Carter also stated that the company still owns their own tape library in regard to rumors that WWE was purchasing that.

Carter made it clear that she is still the majority owner of TNA but acknowledged there has been some in-fighting and a power struggle amongst the other owners of the company.

In regard to the financial issues leading into Bound for Glory, Carter said that the show was never not going to happen but acknowledged that they "scrambled" leading up to the PPV.

Assuming the stuff Dixie said is true, WWE's not coming back with an offer till TNA is actually dead/bankrupt. Also she might have accidentally confirmed the rumors of her and/or John Gaburick sabotaging Corgan's efforts to buy the company.

[Mr. Nerfect]

There were louder DELETE chants than Roman Reigns chants at Summerslam.

Okay, well, that doesn't surprise me knowing these are the same crowds that chant "this is awesome" after a tope con hilo.

[Blonde Moment]

Assuming the stuff Dixie said is true, WWE's not coming back with an offer till TNA is actually dead/bankrupt. Also she might have accidentally confirmed the rumors of her and/or John Gaburick sabotaging Corgan's efforts to buy the company.

How wonder how much of her assets she had to liquidate to prop up the company until the end of the year. She goes down with the company financially she will have earned it. I would imagine she could have negotiated the debt into part of the purchase and come out of it relatively solvent

[Emperor Smeat]

Probably no less than 20% if that happened since she's still the majority owner and Corgan only owns around 30%.

[Dark One]

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Oh shit, Tito Ortiz and his two brothers are coming to Impact next month.

It's either that or the cast of Jersey Shore if history is anything to go by.

[Dark One]

I guess if we're really going by history, it could be six midgets pretending to be three regular sized people, any one of which may have a gun.

[Dark One]

That's probably a spoiler I guess, but I don't feel like "TNA has some dudes show up with their identity hidden only to be revealed and be disappointing later" is a surprise any more.

That photo could be from the past ten years.

[Dark One]

OH SHIT. It's probably the ninjas that kidnapped Samoa Joe!

NXT INVASION CONFIRMED. The ninjas brainwashed Joe to come back and spin his wheels for five years before leaving to go to infiltrate another company and bring them back to take over TNA! VINCE RUSSO HAD A PLAN ALL ALONG!

Not really. It's Rob Kardashian, the Bellator Lightheavyweight Champion, and Paulie Shore'a cousin

[Dark One]

I guess it could also be debt collectors repoing talent and equipment.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Okay, well, that doesn't surprise me knowing these are the same crowds that chant "this is awesome" after a tope con hilo.

That's because they are awesome

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Jim "Dirtsheet" Ross is saying that a deal is imminent for WWE to buy the TNA tape library.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

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[Dark One]

Can't wait to capture more Puppet gifs from early TBA

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Just got a text saying #WWE to buy TNA video library & Billy Corgan is going to be new majority owner of TNA that he'll likely rebrand. Wow!

https://twitter.com/JustinLaBar/status/783706620505260033

[Ruien]

Damn. Wonder how that works. Does WWE get the rights to any thing in the future too? Glad to know Vince is still spending money to enhance the streaming service.

[Ruien]

Hopefully the section on WWE's site is #LOL TNA with the content inside.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Find it hilarious that even now, with WWE looking like they'll buy the tape library, TNA as a company might still be soldiering on.

They will never die.

[Sepholio]

Dixie is keeping the company afloat with money from WWE buying the tape library.

Probably got MEEKMAHAN to put up money for BFG and tapings in advance with said money going towards whatever amount Vince ends up paying for the tapes. He basically put the tape library on layaway at Dixie-mart. Also gives WWE a several month window to see how the roster split is working and decide what talent from TNA they will try to poach when they go under a few months now.

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Damn. Wonder how that works. Does WWE get the rights to any thing in the future too? Glad to know Vince is still spending money to enhance the streaming service.

If Corgan is rebranding, I wouldn't be shocked if WWE get the trademarks as well as the library. Would mean that anything TNA would be WWE's and the new name going forward would be owned by Corgan's company.

[Ruien]

That would be amazing. TNA is a terrible wrestling show name.

[Vastardikai]

If Corgan does indeed by TNA, he should name it Infinite Sadness Pro Wrestling. :shifty:

[Mr. Nerfect]

That would be amazing. TNA is a terrible wrestling show.

You could have stopped there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The idea of WWE buying the tape library for AJ Styles, Angle, The Dudleys, Joe, the X-Division, Cage Matches, Sting, Jeff Hardy, etc. with Corgan carrying on with fresh stuff is probably the only way out for TNA.

It's also ridiculous, annoying and extremely hilarious. Let it fucking die!

[Dark One]

Hopefully the section on WWE's site is #LOL TNA with the content inside.

Yo. You guys think I can get a job for the Network selecting stuff for that section?

I feel like my posts in this thread are a pretty good resume/CV.

[Evil Vito]

WWE's director of communications retweeted the initial report.

WWE has bought the TNA tape library, Billy Corgan will be the new majority owner and will rebrand the company as something else.

[Evil Vito]

I'm giddy about WWE getting the library. There are a ton of TNA matches I've wanted to re-watch over the years but couldn't easily find them.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Holy shit.

[Fignuts]

Yeah, and it will really add to any dvd collections they make in the future, for guys like Angle and Styled. Even Sting's sets felt incomplete without his tna run in there.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm not going to lie, I'll be getting drunk and watching TNA PPVs.

[Mr. Nerfect]

They have to be really selective though. There is a lot of shit they made AJ Styles do that they do not want to reference...

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm going to actually watch "LOLTNA" the documentary when it comes out.

[Fignuts]

That's why you make a dvd that is just great matches, and leave the embarrassing to watch storylined out of the dvd.

[Dark One]

Just a warning guys...

To hit 10,000 posts, I'm going to unleash some more LET'S REMEMBER SOME TNA later tonight.

[Big Vic]

Good TNA is an awful name for a wrestling company.

Change the name to "XXX Wrestling"

[Mr. Nerfect]

"FutureEmbraceWrestling"

[Big Vic]

Future Endeavored Wrestlers

[Mr. Nerfect]

Smiling Politely Championship Wrestling

[Mr. Nerfect]

Oh man, if Corgan did call it "FutureEmbraceWrestling" Josh Mathews could say "Hello to all our FEW viewers."

[Fignuts]

We're Relevant No Really Wrestling

[Mr. Nerfect]

Smiling Politely Championship Wrestling

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It all fits.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Including the rounds concept.

[Big Vic]

All Nation American League Wrestling

[Innovator]

I can't wait for the Sting: Gap Years Anthology

[Big Vic]

Ass To Mouth Wrestling

[Dark One]

I can't wait for the Sting: Gap Years Anthology

Sting: What Was I Thinking?

Cover:
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[Innovator]

THE STEINER MATH PROMO WILL BE ON THE NETWORK

[Innovator]

Slumming It: Where the 2007 roster went after WWE, Vol. 1

[Mr. Nerfect]

Ass To Mouth Wrestling

That's not why they used to call Bischoff "ATM Eric" was it?

[Mr. Nerfect]

"So Christian, tell us about your experiences in TNA..."

*Christian breaks down crying.*

[Mr. Nerfect]

Mick Foley: I was their World Champion, guys.

*crew laughs*

Mick Foley: No, seriously.

[Mr. Nerfect]

R-Truth: I was their World Champion, guys.

*a few snickers from crew*

Interviewer: Uh, we've already had Mick in today.

R-Truth: No, I'm being serious.

*crew breaks into hysterics*

[Mr. Nerfect]

Over/under on Dixie Carter being signed to come in as the new Vickie Guerrero?

Except Dixie asks "Excuse me?" because she actually has no idea of what's going on.

[Innovator]

Dixie would try to get onto Total Divas and that's it

[Mr. Nerfect]

Lol, she's John Laurinaitis' maid in Total Bellas.

[Mr. Nerfect]

The "Alice" of that funny family.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Her in the middle, Johnny Ace on the left with Cena and Bryan, Nikki and Brie on the right with the mother, their douchey brother on the bottom, and Road Warrior Animal in the top-middle as the confused uncle that hates the way wrestling has turned out.

[Innovator]

"Hey Animal, can you stop suing the company I work for?"

"SORRY JOHNNY I CAN'T REMEMBER, CONCUSSIONS"

*laugh track*

[Evil Vito]

I'm most sad about Broken Matt Hardy not making his way to WWE television.

[Evil Vito]

EC3 too I suppose, although I'm fairly certain WWE would find a way to make him be just another spoke on the wheel.

[screech]

They have to be really selective though. There is a lot of shit they made AJ Styles do that they do not want to reference...

First time I saw AJ Styles, he was wearing a turkey suit. This was after a lot of people told me he was the best ever.

They probably won't be highlighting that day

[Triple A]

Cool... this seems like the best possible scenario I think

Cool @ rebranding

[slik]

I like the re-branding idea...I will give Billy Corgan's show a shot!

[JimmyMess]

"Rat in a cage" match for the heavyweight championship...

[Dark One]

First time I saw AJ Styles, he was wearing a turkey suit. This was after a lot of people told me he was the best ever.

They probably won't be highlighting that day

Cannot wait for the AJ Styles: Claire Lynch Collection

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Tna it's OVAH!

Best suitatuion possible. Corgan is in and Dixie out. New company without tna stink.

WWE picks up whoever Corgan cannot afford.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

"Rat in a cage" match for the heavyweight championship...

Flea/Needles What are you chicken? Open challenge match

[JimmyMess]

the bullet with butterfly wings championship

[Innovator]

Landslide Match - Winner has to see their reflection in the snow covered hills before a landslide brings them down

[#BROKEN Hasney]

Song title rope match

[Emperor Smeat]

Pretty much a win-win for everyone involved.

Dixie gets paid, Corgan gets rid of TNA's biggest problem for years, and WWE beefs up their tape library.

If Corgan can keep all the tv deals TNA has with the new company, he has a better chance of succeeding unlike when Jeff Jarrett tried to start GFW.

[slik]

I think Billy Corgan looks like Droford IMO

[XL]

Does a rebranded company under Corgan's leadership stand a chance of getting Heyman/JR onboard, or even as a consultant?

[Lock Jaw]

I think Billy Corgan looks like Droford IMO

Same

Keep wondering what Droford is doing in the Impact Zone

[Triple A]

Billy Corgan is a beautiful man

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[Lock Jaw]

So is Droford

[Triple A]

I know

[Triple A]

Reminds me of Curb Your Enthusiasm when that lady kept saying that Larry was a spitting image of her dead husband but then he was just a completely different looking bald guy and he was like "not all bald people look alike..."

[poopfromweiner dude]

check out....1979

[Sepholio]

I guess this really is the best possible scenario for pretty much all parties.

[mike adamle]

Has anyone actually reported this?

[Droford]

I think Billy Corgan looks like Droford IMO

He has eyebrows

[Droford]

Most appropriately titled SP song

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[Droford]

Personally I find it hillarious people bashed TNA for 15 years and now everyone's excited to watch TNA on the WWE network after TNA is dead

No sense

[#1-norm-fan]

Personally I find it hillarious people bashed TNA for 15 years and now everyone's excited to watch TNA on the WWE network after TNA is dead

No sense

lol I was actually thinking the same thing.

[Simple Fan]

I like this. Not sure what the new company will be but I had a feeling Corgan wanted to change the company name when the Impact Grand Championship didn't have TNA on it. Impact Wrestling wouldnt be bad but if he's going to rebrand he might as well get as far away from anything TNA related.

TNA is a stupid name and I dont know how it lasted this long especially with a female owner. Hell Nonstop Wrestling Action sounds a lot better and would have tied them to NWA more but TNA.

I'm excited to see what Billy does and if he can make money. I feel Vince is getting soft though. Letting Corgan take everything and rebrand it doesn't sound like Vince McMahon at all. I don't know but this might be just what wrestling needs is something fresh and WWE helping other promotions as long as they can have something for the Network.

[Emperor Smeat]

WWE probably now owns the Impact Wrestling name so doubt that would even be an option for Corgan. Or at least they probably will once everything becomes official.

Also doubt WWE even cared about helping TNA with this deal since the sheets teased WWE only cared about the tape library and their offer being really low. It probably comes nowhere close to helping out the debt and money issues Corgan and/or Dixie are dealing with.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Probably not the debt but it probably could cover a few tapings.

[Ruien]

It's not like there is any competition for the tapes.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

US Army could use them for enhanced interrogation.

[mike adamle]

Haven't seen anything from anyone reporting this. Someone asked Meltzer about it and he said they were jumping the gun.

[Lock Jaw]

Meltzer sheep,,,,,,,,,

[Lock Jaw]

But for real, it is all jumping the gun until official announcements are made......

[Fignuts]

Personally I find it hillarious people bashed TNA for 15 years and now everyone's excited to watch TNA on the WWE network after TNA is dead

No sense

lol I was actually thinking the same thing.

People are excited for the matches. Despite the paants on head retarded booking, there has been some great wrestling over the years.

No one is hyped to see SamoaJoe get kidnapped again.

[Lock Jaw]

Except Dark One

[Savio]

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2889419/samoa-joe-o.gif

[Anybody Thrilla]

the bullet with butterfly wings championship

That was actually called the Divas championship.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'd go back and watch TNA from the beginning on the Network if it ever became an option.

[Innovator]

Gotta watch midgets cranking it in trashcans

[Innovator]

Or midgets pulling a gun on people in the ring

[Anybody Thrilla]

Right, you get it.

[rockman725]

This is very intriguing. I watched NWA TNA when it started all the way up the point when they switched to a 6 sided ring. That was the nail in the coffin for me. I'd be interested in going back in time and rewatch that stuff since most of it I can't remember much. I do remember liking The Ace In The Hole, Sonny Siaki & Desire. Wonder what happened to her!?!

[Lock Jaw]

Looking up wiki about Goldylocks..... apparently her real name is "Moon Shadow"...... also has provided the themes for a lot of the TNA brauds including Dixie Carter......

[Lock Jaw]

Don't remember who "Desire" is, but wiki had this to say about her:

After retiring from wrestling due to her back injury, Nielsen gave birth to her third child; the father is Sonny Siaki, who Nielsen managed in TNA.[3]

During her third pregnancy, Nielsen gained 80 lb (36 kg).[3] After being unhappy over being overweight and at the suggestion of Siaki, Nielsen auditioned for The Biggest Loser during a casting call in Atlanta, Georgia.[3][6] She weighed in at 252 pounds; 112 pounds heavier than her billed wrestling weight. She was the season's runner-up and by the season finale, she lost 118 pounds.

[Lock Jaw]

Damn, at Sonny Siaki

On September 17, 2008, Siaki retired from professional wrestling because he planned to donate one of his kidneys to his dying brother, Bernard. Siaki would only have one kidney remaining, and thus the doctor told him he could not wrestle anymore, effectively ending his ten-year career.[2]

Siaki appeared on an episode of "Family Feud" with his family, where he stated that he now works at UPS.[3]

[Anybody Thrilla]

Selfless as fuck. Good on him.

[DaveWadding]

Feel like I have watched TNA 2X in the past ten years: when Angle debuted, and the first Monday night show when Hogan and Ass to Mouth Eric took over.

[Dark One]

People are excited for the matches. Despite the paants on head retarded booking, there has been some great wrestling over the years.

No one is hyped to see SamoaJoe get kidnapped again.

Except Dark One

Lock Jaw knows.

[Lock Jaw]

Watched it "regularly" between the time where Christian turned heel vs. Rhyno (saw a bit of Christian's face run before that, but not regularly), and stopped watching I think right before the Main Event Mafia stuff happened..... Christian was feuding with Kaz I think......

I actually really enjoyed it during this time period that I watched.... stopped mainly because I was just so damn busy and had no time to keep up with it........

[Dark One]

ALL RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S TIME!

LET'S REMEMBER SOME GODDAMN TNA

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Good ol Cheex

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Fignuts]

Yeah, I take that back. As shitty as TNA was creatively, watching it now is hilarious.

[Fignuts]

lol is that buff bagwell?

[Lock Jaw]

Loved AJ Styles in his role as dumb lackey to Christian Cage and then Kurt Angle

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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[Dark One]

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[Emperor Smeat]

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On June 8, 2002; The Shane Twins won the NWA World Tag Team Titles from Chris Nelson and Vito DeNucci in Lima, Peru. The twins appeared on the first TNA PPV (June 19) under the ring names "Richard "Dick" Johnson" (Mike) and "Rod Johnson" (Todd), known collectively as "The Johnsons". They wore latex bodysuits, which were intended to make them resemble a pair of large penises. The Johnsons were managed by Mortimer Plumtree until they left TNA after several weeks. The Shane Twins were then stripped of the NWA Tag Team Championships, as Total Nonstop Action Wrestling (TNA) would gain exclusive rights to that title on June 28, 2002.

[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

Can't GIF this one, it needs to be seen it its entirety.

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[Dark One]

Because TNA loves overly complicated gimmick matches:

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

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[Dark One]

When an asshole NFL player won a championship:

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TENAY SELLING THIS LIKE IT IS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS CHRIST

HE BEAT STING

[Dark One]

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