BREAKING NEWS: Jamie Noble Suffered Collapsed Lung

[slik]

Jamie Noble — Stabbed TWICE in West Virginia Trailer Park, Currently in Hospital




Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned Jamie Noble has been hospitalized after he was stabbed two times early Wednesday morning inside of a trailer park.


The Mercer County Sheriff’s Office tells us Jamie allegedly returned home early in the morning from a WWE event after a long drive, and then left to get a snack while his girlfriend took a bath. We’re told upon returning to Shadowood mobile home park, a driver pulled in behind his car and got out to accuse Jamie of cutting him off on the road. The two men argued and Noble eventually took the man to the ground when things got physical.


Police officials say 2 other men got out of the suspect’s car at that point, and at least one stabbed Jamie — once in the upper back and once in the mid-back/spine area — before taking off.


EMS were called and Jamie Noble was taken to the emergency room. We’re told WWE is aware of the situation and they’ve already made contact with police. Noble was last seen on TV in March to break up a fight between Roman Reigns and Triple H. He also had a lengthy stint as J&J Security with Joey Mercury. His current condition is unclear

-ProWrestlingSheet

[Evil Vito]

Holy shit. Hope he can make a recovery.

[Dark One]

Heath Slater currently very thankful he got that Smackdown contract so he can go get a nice double wide away from this place.

[Dark One]

I can only assume Nidia was the one taking the bath.

[Sixx]

he must be so grateful for his WWE career, living in a trailer park.

[Anybody Thrilla]

He still lives in a trailer park?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Yeah, what Sixx said.

Anyway, I hope he's alright.

[Dark One]

Oh, right.


Anyway, I hope he's alright.

[Droford]

Wonder if he has kids

[Nicky Fives]

Seems like he'd make enough money to not live in a trailer park....sucks he got stabbed though.....

[slik]

He might live there by choice b/c he prefers it

[Cool King]

Damn, I hope he gets better really soon. The stabbing in the spinal area has me slightly worried. I really hope he isn't left paralyzed.

Fuck those bastards who stabbed him.

[Sixx]

He might live there by choice b/c he prefers it

are you saying he's a nascar and pabst blue ribbon enthusiast?

[slik]

Yes

[Theo Dious]

Seriously... I saw "Jamie Noble" and "trailer park" and figured this was a work and that we'd find out Heath Slater did it.

[JimmyMess]

maybe its like his little vacay spot? Read that he has a house elsewhere in Florida

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why the fuck would you vacation in a trailer park?

[Sixx]

Why the fuck would you vacation in a trailer park?

breathtaking views i assume. dirt, laundry ropes, etc.

[JimmyMess]

Why the fuck would you vacation in a trailer park?

A lot of people own trailers in parks near lakes and around forests and whatnot and use them as their weekend getaways and stuff. Cheaper than owning an entire cottage.

[Anybody Thrilla]

In an area where you can get stabbed over road rage?

[Fignuts]

To be fair, you can get stabbed over road rage just about anywhere.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If it's a vacation destination, who is that fucking mad? Also, it says West Virginia. Come on.

[JimmyMess]

you seem overly angry at this whole trailer park situation.

[XL]

Maybe he was visiting friends/family?

[Anybody Thrilla]

While his girlfriend took a bath.

Did you guys read this at all?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, it says he returned home. You know, like the place where a person lives?

[Anybody Thrilla]

you seem overly angry at this whole trailer park situation.

I'm definitely not angry. I was just perplexed, as I really don't think it was some fancy trailer park as everyone else seems to think for some odd reason.

[Sepholio]

I have a cousin who is filthy rich yet chooses to live in a trailer park. He likes to spend his money elsewhere. He perceives home as just the place where he sleeps and watches TV, no need for it to be fancy. Different strokes for different folks I guess/

[Sepholio]

Back on topic, best of luck in your recovery Jamie.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I can accept that, but there's no reason to think that it's some fancy trailer park.

[JimmyMess]

I'm definitely not angry. I was just perplexed, as I really don't think it was some fancy trailer park as everyone else seems to think for some odd reason.

I don't think anyone implied that this was a fancy trailer park vacation spot. I just posted that there are people who do own trailers in parks for the purpose of relaxing/vacations. But doesn't really matter anyways haha

In reality, it was a poorly written report.

But I hope Jamie does recover.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Also, it says he returned home. You know, like the place where a person lives?

A Summer Home is still called home.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Oh fuck off.

[Anybody Thrilla]

You really don't think that they would mention that he was vacationing?

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Not if it was breaking news or if it was a WV newspaper.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Is ProWrestlingSheet a West Virginia newspaper?

[Clerk]

Why is he at a trailer park in the 1st place he's rich.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Wrestlers are notoriously cheap.

[Anybody Thrilla]

STD playing both sides here.

[Bad News Gertner]

It's a trailer like a vacation trailer. He has a home in Florida. My parents have a vacation trailer in a vacation trailer park

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Did a quick google on celebrity networth. Nothing definitive but I saw something that said it was 500k.

[Cool King]

I find it strange that a wrestler gets attacked and stabbed and could potentially be left paralyzed and his home is what gets discussed.

[Cool King]

Let's hope he doesn't die.

It could spark a discussion about his car.

[Anybody Thrilla]

With no other updates, what is there to discuss? Pretty straightforward story. I already said I hope he's OK.

[BigCrippyZ]

Maybe he just doesn't have any skills outside of working in wrestling/something physically demanding and his body is beat up so he's trying to save his money by living as frugal as he can.

[Simple Fan]

Just Google Earth'd the trailer park. Shadow Wood Mobile Home Park in Princeton, WV. Just looks like a regular trailer park but its pretty big, probably over 100 trailers.

[BigCrippyZ]

Seriously though, sucks for the guy. Hopefully he recovers and his alleged attackers, if true, get what they deserve.

[Emperor Smeat]

Some new details from the Observer.

The story of James Gibson (Jamie Noble) being stabbed twice and hospitalized is correct but. Pro Wrestling Sheet reported the story this morning and WWE sources confirmed the story is accurate and the company was also hoping to get more details. The Mercer County (West Virginia) Sheriff's Office is listed as saying Gibson returned home this morning after a long drive (Cleveland most likely) and left the house to get a snack while his girlfriend took a bath. Upon his return to his Mobile home park, a driver pulled up behind his car and started yelling at him for cutting him off on the road. The story is that Gibson apologized but the two men in the other car continued to yell at him. Gibson took one of them down and two more men got out of the car and one pulled out a knife and stabbed Gibson in the upper back and mid-spine before they sped off. Gibson was rushed to the emergency room. The story said he was no longer in the emergency room but still was hospitalized.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

:y:

Hope that means he is out of serious danger. Always something can happen when being sick in a hospital though.

[Cool King]

With no other updates, what is there to discuss? Pretty straightforward story. I already said I hope he's OK.

I just find it weird that some people can't understand why he lives where he lives. It's not hard to understand. He found a place where he would like to live, bought it, and now lives there. Easy.

Not everyone on TV has to live in some kind of mansion.

Anyway, there are many things that can be discussed.

We can talk about how much of a badass Noble is. He pretty much "won" the fight by taking the man to the ground and how it took three guys and a knife to "get the better of him" so to speak.

We can talk about his attackers and see if there is any information on them, such as if they've been caught or not.

We can talk about how road rage can make people crazy.

It's better then wondering why he chose to live in a place he likes. That's my opinion anyway.

[Cool King]

Oh right, more news.

I'm assuming they haven't been caught yet then.

[Emperor Smeat]

Is ProWrestlingSheet a West Virginia newspaper?

The guy who used to run TMZ's wrestling stuff branched off to start his own wrestling news website.

[mike adamle]

With no other updates, what is there to discuss? Pretty straightforward story. I already said I hope he's OK.

We could discuss what type of trailer it is, whether Noble will live or die, whether we think Noble will be Paralyzed, the damage the stabbings did, what type of knife it was, what type of car he drove, what type of car a person that lives in a trailer park would own, the type of people that stabbed him, were there clowns lurking around when this happened, who found Noble, did his wife see it happen and run outta the tub with her titties out??? Why wasn't Joey Mercury with him? Why didn't he use his finisher, the trailer hitch?

Plenty of stuff.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I'll just say I sincerely hope he's able to fully recover and doesn't die or suffer some horrible disability/injury for the rest of his life or anything.

[Sixx]

A Summer Home is still called home.

it's called summerhouse, not summer home. who the fuck calls it a summer home?

[Fignuts]

Things are different in different places.

Young people use curse words.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

it's called summerhouse, not summer home. who the fuck calls it a summer home?

New Englanders.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I just find it weird that some people can't understand why he lives where he lives. It's not hard to understand. He found a place where he would like to live, bought it, and now lives there. Easy.

Not everyone on TV has to live in some kind of mansion.

Anyway, there are many things that can be discussed.

We can talk about how much of a badass Noble is. He pretty much "won" the fight by taking the man to the ground and how it took three guys and a knife to "get the better of him" so to speak.

We can talk about his attackers and see if there is any information on them, such as if they've been caught or not.

We can talk about how road rage can make people crazy.

It's better then wondering why he chose to live in a place he likes. That's my opinion anyway.

Why are you mad, though?

[KIRA]

I couldve sworn he made enough to not live in a trailer park

Hope he's okay tho hate for him to be seriously injured because of some stupid hick.

[Blonde Moment]

There are some pretty fancy trailer parks out there

[Anybody Thrilla]

So many people aren't reading replies here, I feel.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

There are some pretty fancy trailer parks out there

Somebody said in the thread that it was a standard trailer park.

[Blonde Moment]

Well, after taking a peek on google maps it certainly appears so

[Anybody Thrilla]

Just Google Earth'd the trailer park. Shadow Wood Mobile Home Park in Princeton, WV. Just looks like a regular trailer park but its pretty big, probably over 100 trailers.

[Blonde Moment]

Well you know some people think me, Clerk and Curtis are actually real.
Have check it out

[Rammsteinmad]

Getting stabbed for cutting someone off. Fucking people. :mad:

[Anybody Thrilla]

After apologizing too.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

West Virginia folks.

[Blonde Moment]

West Virginia folks.

mountain mamma

[Cool King]

Why are you mad, though?

I wouldn't say I was mad. I just found it weird that while a guy lay in a hospital bed somewhere after being attacked by three men and stabbed, that the majority of people were not discussing what happened, or if his attackers were caught, or even just talking about Jamie Noble himself. They were discussing (and somewhat ridiculing) the man's home because it's not the type of home they thought he would/should be living in.

Reading it back now, it does come across as me being a bit mad, but it wasn't intended.

I think me finding the discussion weird and also being quite tired at the time I posted, as it was approaching 2am here, made what I wanted to say come across as me being slightly mad.

[Blonde Moment]

I wouldn't say I was mad. I just found it weird that while a guy lay in a hospital bed somewhere after being attacked by three men and stabbed, that the majority of people were not discussing what happened, or if his attackers were caught, or even just talking about Jamie Noble himself. They were discussing (and somewhat ridiculing) the man's home because it's not the type of home they thought he would/should be living in.

Reading it back now, it does come across as me being a bit mad, but it wasn't intended.

I think me finding the discussion weird and also being quite tired at the time I posted, as it was approaching 2am here, made what I wanted to say come across as me being slightly mad.

Thing is, look where you are posting, the internet and wrestling siting in particular is pretty unfeeling and if they think the person was a joke to begin with it makes it even easier. I sincerely hope the man is ok and like I told my wifem, there are many reason they could be living there. I have known people living like misers to prepare for their retirement. It happens.

[#1-norm-fan]

:y:

Hope that means he is out of serious danger. Always something can happen when being sick in a hospital though.

This is a weird post.

[#1-norm-fan]

Is ProWrestlingSheet a West Virginia newspaper?

I believe it was the official newspaper of all of the south up until about 1990.

[Sixx]

Thing is, look where you are posting, the internet and wrestling siting in particular is pretty unfeeling and if they think the person was a joke to begin with it makes it even easier. I sincerely hope the man is ok and like I told my wifem, there are many reason they could be living there. I have known people living like misers to prepare for their retirement. It happens.

you talked to your wife about this? man how long have you been married?

[Blonde Moment]

you talked to your wife about this? man how long have you been married?

A long time. It's amazing I know but we are both wrestling fans and we still actually talk to each other.

[Black Widow]

Seriously though, sucks for the guy. Hopefully he recovers and his alleged attackers, if true, get what they deserve. Cowards!!

His best friend is friends with CM Punk safe to say their days are numbered HaHaHa!

[Kris P Lettus]

I agree with ABT. My first thought was "why is a former on screen talent living in a trailer park" but i just figured he fell on hard times. Then i found out he is still an active producer for WWE. Just seems strange while random violence during road rage doesn't. I hooe he is ok though.

[Bad News Gertner]

A long time. It's amazing I know but we are both wrestling fans and we still actually talk to each other.

Is she a bitch too

[Blonde Moment]

A woman is only a bitch if you give them a reason to be one.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Cowards!!

His best friend is friends with CM Punk safe to say their days are numbered HaHaHa!

That's Joey Mercury.

[Mercenary]

There are some pretty fancy trailer parks out there

That there are. Not all are run down

[Big Vic]

Just Google Earth'd the trailer park. Shadow Wood Mobile Home Park in Princeton, WV. Just looks like a regular trailer park but its pretty big, probably over 100 trailers.

Maybe he owns every trailer.

[DAMN iNATOR]

That there are. Not all are run down

Yep. That's just an unfortunate stereotype.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Sad to hear about Jamie. I hope he makes a full recovery. The WWE roster could use his charm. There are lots of reasons people choose to live in mobile homes. Maybe it just felt like a simple enough life to the guy?

[Anybody Thrilla]

Thing is, look where you are posting, the internet and wrestling siting in particular is pretty unfeeling and if they think the person was a joke to begin with it makes it even easier. I sincerely hope the man is ok and like I told my wifem, there are many reason they could be living there. I have known people living like misers to prepare for their retirement. It happens.

I'm actually a big Jamie Noble fan. Would it be better if I just sat here and posted sad faces as if my posts have any effect on this situation at all? I already wished him well. You guys are ridiculous.

[Anybody Thrilla]

A woman is only a bitch if you give them a reason to be one.

This is false as fuck, too.

[slik]

Jamie Noble — Suffered Collapsed Lung



Pro Wrestling Sheet has learned Jamie Noble suffered a collapsed lung after being stabbed last week … and the WWE producer posted brutal photos of his wounds. Jamie posted the below pics on his Facebook and confirmed our report on how everything went down early Wednesday morning outside of his home in West Virginia.


Noble explained, “I was viciously attacked in my front yard. One coward got out of the car saying I pushed him off the road. I immediately apologize because I was on the road all week and just that night alone I got off work Tuesday night and drove from Cleveland to Princeton so I could have been tired and drifted over the yellow line.” Jamie explained that he apologized again, but it wasn’t enough. The driver got out of his car and allegedly threw the first punch, but Noble says he took him to the ground during the second attempt. That’s when 2 more men got out of the car to attack the 39-year-old wrestler.


“In the middle of this madness one coward pulls a knife stabbing me once through the back middle near the spin. The blade went between my ribs and hit my lung.” Adding, “I still tried to fight back and then they tried to cut my throat. I was able to get them to miss the throat and rip my shoulder open.” Luckily, Jamie’s girlfriend ran out of the house at that point and broke things up. Noble wrote about his current condition as well, saying he was immediately put into surgery because one of his lungs was filling up with blood and the next 4 days were spent trying to get it working again. He adds, “Good news is I’m getting a little better everyday. And I will be back on my feet 100% soon.”


Jamie also wants info on his attackers … writing, “I need help from my FB family, I need you to share this with everyone you can. Somebody knows something, or heard something, saw something that can help me get these criminals because the law isn’t going to. Please ask, listen, anything that can help me just get one name. Just one. This could have been my 63 year old dad or my 16 year old boy … can you even imagine that???? I can’t. I’ll also pay $200 for a name and if it turns out legit I’ll give you another $500 cash. Please share this with every friend you have and me get a name.”


The hunt is on.

- ProWrestlingSheet


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[KIRA]

Christ really hope he is going to be okay.

[Simple Fan]

Sounds like he's going to be ok so that's good news. This thing keeps getting crazier though. He's paying $200 for a name and $500 if it turns out legit? He's going to be flooded with a bunch of fake names by people just wanting $200. I hope he gets a legit name and hunts them down.

[Emperor Smeat]

Could see people abusing the offer but I'd assume Noble and/or whoever else is helping him are doing quick online checks to verify names before giving the money.

Like I doubt Noble is going to just hand out $200 just because someone mentioned Homer Simpson as a suspect.

[My Final Heaven]

I doubt Noble is going to just hand out $200 just because someone mentioned Homer Simpson as a suspect.

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[My Final Heaven]

West Virginia folks.

I live here.

In the area that I'm in, something like this doesn't sound too farfetched. I've had someone scream that I was a fag from a moving Pikyuup Trukk because I was wearing a shirt that had Chucky from Child's Play on it, apparently they didn't like the movies. They tried to get out of their car and "fight me" because they "didn't like the look I gave back to them." I laughed at them + said something to the effect of where they could stick it, and they spun their wheels & left because I guess I hurt their feelings.

I've heard of cops being called after a Steelers fan saw somebody wearing a Cowboys sweatshirt. Something in the West Virginia spring water causes lots of pent-up alpha male testosterone or something :-\

[My Final Heaven]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeLP_pZUYAEASfj.jpg

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

Noble gonna go vigilante on somebody's ass.

[Big Vic]

I hope he finds them and decimates them at Hell in a Cell.

[Sepholio]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeLP_pZUYAEASfj.jpg

So your trailer has a view. Doesn't detract from the fact that your brother/husband/sister/wife is inside with your son/nephews and your daughter/nieces.

[Ruien]

Huh?

[Sepholio]

Incest is.....complicated.

[Ruien]

So because someone lives in a trailer they are having sex with their family members?

[Clerk]

ahaha

[Sepholio]

So because someone lives in a trailer they are having sex with their family members?

No. Because they are from West Virginia.

You realize that's a common joke, right? Same with people from the deep south.

You sound like you're getting offended. Chill the fuck out, huh?

[Sepholio]

I mean fuck even Clerk got it. Not a good look for you Ruien.

[Clerk]

I mean fuck even Clerk got it. Not a good look for you Ruien.

lol funny part was its true,,, also ruien gets mad alot. not only about being an incest but also he has never won a POSTER OF THE TOTAL YEAR. WOO!

[Sepholio]

Ruien wishes he was a POTTY.

[SlickyTrickyDamon]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeLP_pZUYAEASfj.jpg

Country Roads take me home to the single wide I belloonnng.

[Ruien]

No. Because they are from West Virginia.

You realize that's a common joke, right? Same with people from the deep south.

You sound like you're getting offended. Chill the fuck out, huh?

What are you even talking about?

I do know, becoming a tag team partner with Clerk is a desperate look.

[Clerk]

What are you even talking about?

I do know, becoming a tag team partner with Clerk is a desperate look.

lol smart of him tbh. why not team up with me? I'm the former POSTER OF THE TOTAL YEAR and the biggest draw on TPWW's Forums.

[My Final Heaven]

My family came here from Baltimore, it's more semi-upper-middle-class and snobbish. I think that's how I escaped having a webbed big toe and a family tree without any branches. Notice that I don't use phrases like Y'all and I'm here, instead of being at a NASCAR board.

[Sepholio]

What are you even talking about?

I do know, becoming a tag team partner with Clerk is a desperate look.

Good lord I directly answer your question and you still ask what I'm talking about? Then you try to deflect because you're embarrassed Clerk got something that went over your head?

Did you go to Trump University to learn your debate skills?

[Sepholio]

My family came here from Baltimore, it's more semi-upper-middle-class and snobbish. I think that's how I escaped having a webbed big toe and a family tree without any branches. Notice that I don't use phrases like Y'all and I'm here, instead of being at a NASCAR board.

See you got the joke, accepted it, wasn't offended, and spun it off into your own humor. That's an appropriate response. Thanks for not being daft like Ruien.

[Ruien]

Good lord I directly answer your question and you still ask what I'm talking about? Then you try to deflect because you're embarrassed Clerk got something that went over your head?

Did you go to Trump University to learn your debate skills?

You seem more angry than me honestly.

[Sepholio]

More deflection. Typical. A simple "My bad, I get it now" would have sufficed.

I'm not mad. I'm laughing my ass off. So is everyone else.

P.S. We're all doing it at your expense.

[Ruien]

Totally. Lots of people in here ribbing on me.

Honestly, your joke is still stupid to begin with.

[Sepholio]

Sorry you don't have a sense of humor. Actually I'm not sorry you don't find humor in jokes that are above your pay grade; that's probably a typical response and I can't fault you for it.

Want me to post my rep sheet from the last few minutes so you can see just how many people are laughing at you right now? I mean, I'm worried it might shatter your fwagile wittle psyche, but if you really insist I'll do it.

Nah jk. I don't want to expose anyone who said something to me potentially in confidence. I'm assuming that you aren't getting ribbed in here because said posters have long since realized you are below them and not worth their direct response in this regards. I've never had much interaction with you, but it's a sentiment I'm beginning to share with them.

[Ruien]

Feel free to post it.

[Sepholio]

This thread is supposed to be about Jamie Noble not about De DERP De DERPA DERP. My bad everyone, sorry for the distraction.

[Ruien]

So you won't be posting it?

[Sepholio]

I already said that I wouldn't. PLEASE READ MY POSTS /Roxer.

Just to put your mind at ease, I was being facetious. It's only 3 people, 2 of which you should easily be able to deduce from this thread with a little bit of thought, and 1 who has remained silent. I will not out that person because there is no reason to. This isn't important enough. God.

Let me spell this out for you: I've been trolling you ever since you didn't get the joke. Isn't that obvious by now? You didn't get it, the other 2 people here at the time did, as did the nameless third party, so I decided to rib you. But holy shit you get all defensive and hostile at the smallest things. SOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYYYY. Either way, thanks for making me ruin the illusion.

[Sepholio]

Please don't cut yourself or anything. That would really upset me.

[Ruien]

So you lied, caught in the lie, and now pulling the troll card. Cool story bro.

[Big Vic]

Please don't stab each other.

[Sepholio]

You didn't get a joke everyone else here did. Clerk is smarter than you. I don't have to even troll you on that one, it's evidenced for all to see in this thread.

How did I lie? I never said anything about a concrete amount of posters. I generalized and said 'everyone' got it except you. It's not my fault you instantly panicked and assumed I meant some astronomical number of posters, which if you were smart you would have realized there weren't many active posters in the forum at the time and you wouldn't have had to assume I was meaning some inflated total. I realized that there weren't many people here and chose to post what I did anyways. CUZ LULZ @ U.

But if we're just going to argue semantics, then I posit this to you. I said everyone was laughing at you. Everyone is a generalization, and a common one at that. In this instance, the only people I had reference to for opinion are the 2 other posters in the thread at the time, and the person who also repped me. That is literally 'everyone' that is available to me for opinion on regards to your missing a simple joke. And they all got it, and they all think it's funny that you don't. So in the frame of reference of this conversation, literally EVERYONE GOT IT EXCEPT YOU. So I didn't lie. I told the truth.

[Sepholio]

Please don't stab each other.

I already made cutting jokes. Get your own material damnit. :shifty:

[Ruien]

You didn't get a joke everyone else here did. Clerk is smarter than you. I don't have to even troll you on that one, it's evidenced for all to see in this thread.

How did I lie? I never said anything about a concrete amount of posters. I generalized and said 'everyone' got it except you. It's not my fault you instantly panicked and assumed I meant some astronomical number of posters, which if you were smart you would have realized there weren't many active posters in the forum at the time and you wouldn't have had to assume I was meaning some inflated total. I realized that there weren't many people here and chose to post what I did anyways. CUZ LULZ @ U.

But if we're just going to argue semantics, then I posit this to you. I said everyone was laughing at you. Everyone is a generalization, and a common one at that. In this instance, the only people I had reference to for opinion are the 2 other posters in the thread at the time, and the person who also repped me. That is literally 'everyone' that is available to me for opinion on regards to your missing a simple joke. And they all got it, and they all think it's funny that you don't. So in the frame of reference of this conversation, literally EVERYONE GOT IT EXCEPT YOU. So I didn't lie. I told the truth.

Pretty sure I just won battle of the 'trolls'.

[Sepholio]

Not quite. It's against internet regulation to pull the "I'm Just Trolling" card after said card is already in play. I played it first, and you played the "False Troll" card in response. Your attempted move is therefor an illegal procedure and the penalty under Section 31337, subsection alt-right, paragraph Q is immediate forfeiture in the current game session.

[Ruien]

Damn. And you are still going.

[Sepholio]

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[Sepholio]

Damn. And you are still going.

Of course I am. I know you want to get the last word in.

AND I'M NOT GONNA LLLEEETTT YYYOOOOUUUU

[Sepholio]

Just for posterity, I'd like you to remember one thing: Even if you were trying to ILLEGALLY reverse troll me it does not change the fact that Clerk gets it and you don't. He's smarter than you Ruien and there's nothing you can do to change that.

[Ruien]

Clerk is 100% better than me because he knows more about incest.

[Sepholio]

That's....kinda right.

He is 100% better than you and knows more about incest, yes.

[Fignuts]

You are both terrible, and this whole arguement is boring and stupid.